JR - This match is a Standard Match. On her way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 125 pounds,, Marina!!! (crowd cheers ****)

[Marina comes to the ring. ]

JR - and her opponent, weighing in at 150 pounds, from fucked if I know, Rita Van Toad!!! (crowd cheers *****)

["Jobba Child" blasts on the PA system as Rita Van Toad walks to the stage. Rita looks to the crowd, but forgets where she's walking and then falls off the side of the stable unconcious. The ring workers drag her into the ring as she slowly regains conciousness Marina checks his boots. Rita Van Toad walks around the ring. (ding, ding, ding) Marina hits Rita Van Toad with an earringer. Rita Van Toad gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Marina comes over and smashes Rita Van Toad's head into it. Marina pokes Rita Van Toad in the eye with his thumb. Marina grabs Rita Van Toad's leg and takes him down. Rita Van Toad is up again. it Rita Van Toad moves back to his feet. Now Marina standing. Rita Van Toad locks him in the arm hammerlock submission. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... ... Marina escapes. Rita Van Toad sends Marina to ringside. ]

The King - Rita Van Toad can't get a pin at ringside.

[Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Rita Van Toad cuts Marina with a blade. Marina is bleeding as a result. (..2) Rita Van Toad bites Marina's arm out of desparation. (...3) Marina delivers a spinning backbreak to Rita Van Toad. Rita Van Toad is up again. (....4) Rita Van Toad slaps Marina. ]

JR - Rita Van Toad executes a slap.

[(.....5) They head back into the ring. Rita Van Toad slaps Marina. Marina pulls Rita Van Toad's hair. ]

The King - hair pull!

[Marina executes an over the shoulder stomachbreaker on Rita Van Toad. Rita Van Toad springboard DDT's Marina onto the mat! Rita Van Toad stands up. Rita Van Toad locks him in the arm hammerlock submission. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... Marina trys to escape. Rita Van Toad breaks the hold. Rita Van Toad and Marina go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Marina moves back to his feet. (..2) Marina with an illegal chokehold on Rita Van Toad. Rita Van Toad gets up. (...3) Rita Van Toad bites Marina's arm out of desparation. ]

The King - Rita Van Toad executes a arm bite.

[(....4) Marina bounces Rita Van Toad off the ropes and faceslams him onto the floor. (.....5) Rita Van Toad and Marina move back into the ring. Rita Van Toad bites Marina's arm out of desparation. Rita Van Toad slaps Marina. Marina executes a neck scissors on Rita Van Toad. Marina is up again. Marina sends Rita Van Toad to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Marina with a headscissors takeover on Rita Van Toad. Marina chants start. (..2) ]

JR - The EMF is the only place for entertainment like this!

[Marina climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Rita Van Toad. Marina moves back to his feet. Marina applies an arm wrench to Rita Van Toad. Marina chants start. Marina and Rita Van Toad move back into the ring. Marina knees Rita Van Toad and rolls back to his feet. Marina chants start. Marina measures Rita Van Toad up and drops a closed fist. Marina stands up. Marina uses a legsweep faceslam to bring Rita Van Toad down. Rita Van Toad crawls into the corner, and Marina climbs up to the top rope where Rita Van Toad is in, and hits the Extreme Seeing Stars. Marina drags the limp Rita Van Toad into the middle of the ring, and goes into the cover. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

The King - We've got ourselves a winner!

JR - The winner of this match, Marina!!!

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video, once that ends, we go into the darken arena. Pyrotechnics blasts on the stage, once they finished, the lights turn on revealing fans yelling and waving their signs. Some say "we get a world title match…and you don't", "Fan of Cro(w)", and "Didn't see that coming".)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I'm good ol' JR along side Jerry "the King" Lawler and Kris "KG" Gaffney.

King-Coming off…an unusual Whiplash, we plan on getting some answers about the ending of the women's title match.

Kris Gaffney-Not only that, we have a world title match.

Shockwave comes back from commercials and Fight For Your Right by The Beastie Boys hits the speakers and out comes a black limousine at the bottom of the stage. The back door opens and out steps Shane Douglas wearing a custom suit, next is Lizzy Borden wearing a black tank top, jeans and white tennis shoes. Out next is Chris X wearing a New York Knicks jersey, faded jeans, Starter ball cap and black Nikes. The trio walk up on the ramp and taunt the crowd as they jeer and yell at em. Chris X and company then climb the ring apron and look out across the crowd again, Shane gives a laugh as he sees many people in the audience flipping him off. After soaking in the jeers and screams, The three step into the ring, Lizzy walks over and takes a mic from a ring crew attendant and hands it to Chris X as the music dies down. Chris X paces around the ring a bit, then begins speaking.

Chris X: You know for the past few months I have been here, I've felt like I've had to fight for many things. Whether it was for money, titles, respect or even just to have a good fucking time I've had to fight many un called for battles. I've had to deal with dark match talents, a Donald Duck relative who's of all things Italian! A super hero wannabe, an owner with a bigger ego than that twat Donald Trump! I've had to deal with a country bumpkin loser, and of course! People who don't respect me cause they can't be like ME otherwise known as Troy Gafgen and Mr. Hold em and Fold em Gambler! Whatever the reason, what ever the right I've wanted, I've had to fight for it all and as most can see I've lost many of those fights, but yet here I stand tall and proud after winning a battle long over due to be over and that is the one I had with Chad Vargas at Whiplash! He is now out and in search for a new job as he is no longer an EMF superstar, he is now unemployeed and probably is considering for the first time to do a bit of kiss up to the good ol President we have, Osama! err I mean Obama! So Chad from me to you, good fucking luck out there in the cold cruel world my friend, haha yeah nice knowing ya but now its time for me to move on to more important business that being the EMF World Championship! See I no longer wish to chase after upper card aka mid card aka don't give a shit titles. I now wish to climb that big mountain here in EMF and instead with going for the side show attraction prizes I instead will focus on the big ass prize waiting for me at the very top of the EMF mountain. Hey I sold my penthouse in Chicago, bought the Knicks and a brand new motor bike with that cash, got a new look, feel fucking awesome, got my hardcore idol here by my side. I've got all the things a person as grand as me would ask for, except for a world title. Hell I even got new entrance music, but yet nothing is as grand as being World Champ so Daniel Boone Godwin this is where you come in, Mr HBK knock off, you got the prize I want, and I shall take it so get the fuck out of Arkansas, tell Henry and Phineas and Granny Godwin bye bye and get the fuck out here and give me my long waited YET DESERVING title shot! Vargas is gone, he is history, he is the fucking past just as are my bitch exes. I am ready to move on and get on with new and better things, that includes facing new talent and I haven't faced you so get the fuck out here and give me A TITLE SHOT!

No music hits

Chris X: Ok ok I see how it is, in order to get what you want, you gotta be nice, damn if only I hadn't have quit that damn Home Ec class, I might know how to be just that. Ah hell I'll improvise so here goes.

Chris X gets on his knees

Chris X: Please come out here Daniel and give me a title shot, please man I beg the shit of you to! Please please!

No one comes out, Chris X stands back up

Chris X: Ok you know what, FUCK YOU DANIEL! I just humilated myself in front of millions of assholes just like you, and yet you still choose to hide behind that damn pig pen! So tell ya what, if it means beating the entire locker room into an oblivion just to face you, then I'll do just that! If it means playing nice to the Prez then hell I'll do that! Even if it means coming to Arkansas and finding your ass, god forbid for going to hee haw central I'll do it! I'll do anything to get your country ass in this ring with me Daniel! You got something I want, and you can damn well bet I'm gonna do anything and everything it takes to get it, so let the Extreme Measures begin!

Chris X drops the mic as Fight For Your Right hits the speakers again, him and his wife and Shane begin to celebrate and taunt the crowd.

("Crow's theme" blasts on the PA system as Crow walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This man has had a few impressive wins since coming to the EMF.

King-Yeah….but can he string the wins together.

Kris Gaffney-I'm betting with the Gambler that the answer is no.

("Eastman's theme" blasts on the PA system as Brandon Eastman walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.)

King-Eastman…where have I heard that some where.

Kris Gaffney-Who knows?

[Brandon Eastman and Crow lock up, and Brandon Eastman is able to hit a quick knee into the gut that doubles over Crow. Crow tries to get up, but fails at doing so because Brandon Eastman hits a clubbing blow to the back of the neck. Brandon Eastman pulls up Crow, and hits an european upper cut that stuns Crow. Crow falls back to the ropes, and Brandon Eastman tries to whip Crow off of the ropes, but it's reversed. Brandon Eastman bounces off of the ropes, and Crow goes for a hip toss, but it's blocked, and turned into a diving clothesline that knocks down Crow. Crow is down on the mat, and slowly gets up to his feet, Brandon Eastman kicks Crow in the gut that doubles him over. Brandon Eastman sets up Crow up in a vertical suplex position, and lifts him up, and drops him on the top rope. Crow hangs over the top rope, and Brandon Eastman backs up, and hits a standing drop kick that makes him fall on to the apron. Brandon Eastman falls on the apron, but doesn't fall into the arena floor, stead he stays on the apron. Brandon Eastman measures up on Crow as he slowly gets up to his feet, and Brandon Eastman runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes. Crow hits a running forearm to the back of the neck, and goes flying off of the apron, and Crow hits his chin on the guard rail, and goes down to the mat. Brandon Eastman takes a few moments to laugh at his opponent, while measuring up him up as he goes on the apron. He waits as Crow gets up to his feet, and once he's up to where he wants him. Brandon Eastman comes off of the apron and hits a double axe handle that connects with the back of Crow. Crow goes down to the mat, and Brandon Eastman grabs Crow by the hair, and brings him over to the ring steps, and smashs Crow's head on the steps. Crow lays on the steps, and Brandon Eastman climbs up the steps and leg drops the lead of Crow (that probably really wouldn't work, but oh well). Crow holds his head in pain, and Brandon Eastman throws in Crow into the ring. Brandon Eastman climbs up on the apron, and measures for some sort of move. As Crow gets up, Brandon Eastman sling shots himself up to the top rope, and goes for some sort of diving move that is counted with a diamond cutter by Crow.]

JR-What a counter by Crow.

King-Although that's not going to please DDP fans.

Kris Gaffney-Not one bit…

[Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and Crow crawls into the corner. He gets up in the corner. Brandon Eastman gets up to his feet, stunned, but determined not to let this match go in the favor of Crow. He charges into the corner that Crow is in, and Crow dives out of the way. He crashes into the corner, and Crow hits a few fists to the face of Brandon Eastman in the corner, and follows it up with a few shoulder blocks into the gut. Until the ref warns him about keeping Brandon in the corner, he backs off for a second, and comes back in with a hard punch. This being enough to make him happy that Brandon Eastman isn't going to reverse his whip. He whips Brandon Eastman to the opposite side of the ring, Brandon Eastman crashing into the corner. Crow charges at the stunned Brandon Eastman who does something unexpected, and puts up his boot. But Crow is able to slide under it, and out of the ring. He hits a back double let take down that sends Brandon Eastman on his face. Crow pulls, and sends Brandon Eastman into the ring post in a….bad area. Brandon Eastman looks in extreme pain, and Crow shrugs off the ref who is yelling at him. Crow climbs up to the apron, and climbs up to the top rope waiting for Brandon Eastman to get up. Once he has, Crow leaps off of the top rope, and catches Brandon Eastman with a cross body block into the cover, and he gets the 1………………………….2…………………kick out by Brandon Eastman!]

JR-Crow almost got to the three there.

King-Not exactly the debut that Brandon Eastman was expecting.

Kris Gaffney-He must not be a birdman

*Chris Anderson kicks Gaffney*

[Crow argues with the ref, and turns around, charges at Brandon Eastman who hits a standing spike spinebuster. Brandon Eastman picks up Crow, and sets him up, lifts him, and drives him down with the Jagerbomb! Brandon Eastman goes into the cover on Crow, and gets the 1…………………2…………………..3!]

JR-Crow won this match.

King-Um…no he didn't.

JR-BAH GAWD

Kris Gaffney-Someone dropped JR as a kid….I can see that now.

("Vargas' theme" plays and Chad Vargas enters the ring by sliding into it.)

Jim Ross: Chad Vargas in a singles match against Ravage right now.

Jerry Lawler: I'm just waiting to see how long it takes for him to start yelling out "cocktits"

Kris Gaffney: I just love when Vargas does that...

(Dry Kill Logic's "Paper Tiger" played and Ravage walked down the ramp and walked into the ring.)

Jerry Lawler: Ravage sure is intimadating.

Kris Gaffney: Most definitely... I'm sure little kids go mad when they glimpse at him.

Jim Ross: I don't think he meant it like that Gaffney.

Jerry Lawler: Oh no J.R, I did.

Jim Ross: .............

[The bell sounded and both Ravage and Chad Vargas immediately locked up in the center of the ring... Ravage dropped his knee and got Vargas locked up. He lifted Vargas and slammed him, then spun to his head and began applying pressure. The referee started asking Vargas if he wanted to tap out, but he refused... Instead, Chad Vargas began fighting to get to his feet. He stood up and Ravage still had the lock applied, so Chad Vargas began elbowing Ravage in the mid-section, eventually forcing Ravage to break the hold. Ravage attempted to punch to Vargas' temple, but Vargas blocked it and countered. He continued attacking Ravage with hard punches to the head to the point where Ravage stumbled to the mat's canvas. Chad Vargas ran to the ropes and came back with a kick to Ravage's chest area. He went into the cover right away. The referee began to count.............1..............................2..................... Kick out by Ravage. Chad Vargas picked Ravage up and Irish whipped him. He walked to the corner and began setting Ravage up for a suplex off of the turnbuckle, but half way through it, Ravage began punching Vargas in the gut. When Chad Vargas got weak enough, Ravage capatalized and shoved him off of the turnbuckle. Ravage got balance on the rope and when Chad Vargas got up to his feet, Ravage flew off of the rope with a flying clothesline. He went into the cover right after.............1........................2....................kick out by Chad Vargas at the last minute... Ravage rose to his feet and began stomping on Chad Vargas. He then picked him up and hit him with a hard Vertical Suplex. He picked Vargas up again and attempted another, but Vargas hooked his leg inside of Ravage's and countered the Suplex with one of his own. Chad Vargas went into the cover......1...........................2............................. Kick out by Ravage.]

Jim Ross: Things really are changing hands in this match here tonight between Chad Vargas and Ravage.

Jerry Lawler: Indeed... Great counter from Chad Vargas there as well.

[Chad Vargas, a bit upset because he did not score the pin, picks Ravage up and threw him towards the ropes, but instead of Ravage coming back, he wrapped his arms around the ropes and stayed there. Chad Vargas, thinking quickly, ran quickly and clotheslined Ravage over the ropes, sending both of them out of the ring. As both men were knocked out outside of the ring, the referee began to count....1...............................2..................................3.................................4... Chad Vargas began stumbling to his feet...............5.................... Ravage got up as well................6................ The men stared each other down and began fighting outside of the ing.................7................. Chad Vargas got what number the referee was at and slid into the ring, but Ravage pulled him out.]

Jerry Lawler: Well played by Ravage, he bought some more time outside of the ring, because Vargas slid into the ring, which renewed the Referee's count.

Kris Gaffney: Great strategy being exhibited in this match by both participants.

[The men continued fighting violently outside of the ring. The referee (Count already in progress) inside of the ring, continued to count........ 3...............................4.......................... Chad Vargas kicked Ravage in his chest, sending Ravage into a slump on the baracade by the fans...............5............................6............................7.... Vargas slid into the ring and waited..................8.....................9................. Ravage caught himself and ran into the ring just in time. The first thing he did was pick Chad Vargas up and tried to set him up for a Belly- To- Belly suplex, but Vargas countered, but Ravage twisted and landed on his feet and got behind Chad Vargas, he hit him with a German suplex into a bridging pin. The referee began counting........1..........................2.................... Chad Vargas stretched his foot into the second rope and the pin was broken instantly by the referee.]

Jim Ross: There goes the look of the good strategy in this match again.

Kris Gaffney: *Clears throat* Err, J.R.... I already said that.

Jim Ross: Well excuse me Gaffney... But what can I do? It's what best defines what I'm seeing before me.

Jerry Lawler: You 'can' get sued...

Jim Ross: For a sentence?

Jerry Lawler: WWE got sued for three letters, why can't you get sued for a sentence?

Jim Ross: ................

[Ravage picked Chad Vargas up and dragged him to the center of the ring... He tried to go for a DDT, but Chad Vargas powered out and suddenly hit him with The Stroke! Chad Vargas instantly went into the cover. The referee began counting.......1............................2...................................3!!]

Jim Ross: And just like that, this one's over... A very nice match.

Jerry Lawler: Now he knows to make up his own 'definition'

Jim Ross: Oh be quiet!

[Chad Vargas celebrated his win as we went to commercial break. Shockwave’s music plays as it comes back from commercial break and the screen turns on to Michael Cole standing next to a man with light brown hair that covers his face, he is wearing ripped jean shorts and has a black tank top on with a black leather jacket on.

Cole: I’m standing here with Ville Vesneski a man you all use to know as Sadistikal the Vampire Christ. He recently lost his title to MVP this past weekend at Whiplash. Ville everyone has been wondering where you have been as we haven’t seen you for weeks leading up to the match up between you and MVP. Your thoughts?

Ville: Cole you are a weakling of a man so you constantly know the feeling of not being good enough. As much of the people watching this right now. You see the gimmick of the Vampire Christ was just a slew of ideas put together by the EMF feeling I wouldn’t be good enough to stand up to the history of Death, Robbie, Skull and Danni. You see what they didn’t know was what to come, and I have stood my ground in what has been quite the trip EMF has been in. Now I stand before you all a mere man, no super powers I don’t stand 8 feet tall I don’t have it all but god damn at least all of you get the truth for once. You see when MVP took my title the feeling of being not good enough sank deep in me and I had to go in the hotel wash my paint off sit back and find myself in the shit hole I placed myself in with this whole Vampire gimmick.

Cole: What are your plans seeing as you have re-found yourself?

Ville: Time will tell Cole, but I can speak this. I will not be another Vesneski down after losing my title, unlike MVP I’m not going to bitch about it and leave the next day. I don’t have any demons that need to be taken care of and I don’t have a reason to not pick up where I left off at. I’m just waiting for the right time to strike, it could be tonight it could be next week it could be months from now. As I said Cole Time will tell what I do next and who is going to be involved when I do. EMF is yet again in a turning point of talent making themselves big by forming together. I promise you something right now Cole, MVP will pay dearly for what has gone on.

Cole: What a statement..

Ville stands up and shoves Cole out of the camera view.

Ville: Everyone has their Sorrows to pay up to, MVP your Sorrow is going to be here real soon. Bother Me No More!

Ville extends his arms out as the screen fades off

("Sound of Madness" blasts on the PA system as Scott Tazte walks to the ring, and slides into the ring.)

King-Looks like he didn't take my idea…

Kris Gaffney-He probably did it when no one was looking.

King-If I can find the tape, just think of how much it'll be worth!

("Turn up the trouble" blasts on the PA system as Ken Kennedy walks to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Ken Kennedy needs to look in a mirror one of these days.

King-He reminds me of someone wonder who…

Kris Gaffney-No clue..

Miz-Yeah…

("Dirty Window" blasts on the PA system as Dan Godwin walks to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Here is another side of that whole situation.

King-He sure does lose friends easily.

[Ken Kennedy and Dan Godiwn face off in the middle of the ring. Neither of them moving as Scott Tazte seems to be trying to gain the attention of the two, seemly demanding respect. Ken Kennedy and Dan Godwin hits a fist to the face that knocks dhim down to the mat. Scott Tazte gets up to his feet, and Ken Kennedy kicks Scott Taztein the gut, and sets up Scott Tazte, and hits a snap suplex. Scott Tazte stays down on the mat, and Dan Godwin runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes, and then hits a elbow drop to the chest of Scott Tazte. Dan Godwin and Ken Kennedy hits a few stomps on the downed Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte rolls out of the ring, and Ken Kennedy and look like their going to chase after Scott Tazte, but Ken Kennedy turns around Dan Godwin. Kicks him in the gut, and goes for the Mic. Check, but Dan Godwin grabs the top rope, and Ken Kennedy crashes down to the mat. Dan Godwin waits for Ken Kennedy to get up, and Dan Godwin hits a running clothesline that knocks down Ken Kennedy. Ken Kennedy goes down to the mat, and Dan Godwin waits as Ken Kennedy stumbles to his feet. Ken Kennedy gets hit with a few knife edge chops to the chest of Ken Kennedy. Ken Kennedy reels backwards. Ken Kennedy is by the ropes, and Dan Godwin tries to go for a whip to the ropes. But it's reversed the whip, Dan Godwin bounces off of the ropes. Ken Kennedy lowers his head, and Dan Godwin hits a swinging neck breaker on Ken Kennedy. Ken Kennedy is down on the mat. Dan Godwin gets up to his feet, and see's Scott Tazte getting up on the apron. Dan Godwin hits the eXecution that knocks Scott Tazte off of the apron. Dan Godwin turns around, and Ken Kennedy kicks him in the gut and quickly hits a DDT. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and slowly Dan Godwin gets up to his feet. Dan Godwin gets up to his feet, and goes for a clothesline that Ken Kennedy ducks under, and hits a belly to back suplex that sends Dan Godwin down to the mat. Ken Kennedy takes sometime to rest up, and Dan Godwin rolls into the corner, and gets up to his feet. Ken Kennedy closes the gap, and hits a few knee's into the gut of Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin slowly sinks into the corner. Then Ken Kennedy puts his boot on the throat of Dan Godwin as the ref counts to 4, and Ken Kennedy breaks the choke hold.]

JR-Ken Kennedy seemly broke that out of habbit.

King-Yeah, the Million Dollar Man probably will let him hear it on that one.

Kris Gaffney-Well…sure he'll make up for it somehow…

[Ken Kennedy backs up, and runs to the ropes, bounces off of the ropes, and hits a running boot to the face. Ken Kennedy gets out of the ropes, and turns around right into a chair shot by Scott Tazte. Ken Kennedy goes down to the mat, and Scott Tazte runs to the ropes, and comes off of them, and hits a low drop kick that knocks Ken Kennedy out of the ring. Scott Tazte takes Dan Godwin, and pulls him away from the ropes, and quickly makes the cover on Dan Godwin, and gets the 1…………….2…………..kick out by Dan Godwin. Scott Tazte looks at the ref, but doesn't argue with the ref. Scott Tazte pulls up Dan Godwin and he sets up Dan Godwin for a suplex, but it's blocked by Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin goes for vertical suplex, and Dan Godwin is able to get Scott Tazte up in the air. But Scott Tazte is able to shift his weight, and falls behind Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin turns around, and Scott Tazte kicks Dan Godwin in the gut, and goes for the Remedy DDT. But Dan Godwin is able to twist out of the DDT, and pushes Scott Tazte backwards, right into Ken Kennedy on the apron, and Ken Kennedy goes down to the apron, but doesn't fall off. Scott Tazte stumbles forward, Dan Godwin goes for a clothesline. But it's ducked under, and Scott Tazte goes for a reverse neck breaker. But Dan Godwin twists to counter, but he counters right into a Remedy DDT by Scott Tazte! Scott Tazte goes into the cover on Dan Godwin, and gets the 1……………2………..Ken Kennedy comes out of no where, and hits the Kenton bomb on both of his opponents to break up the cover. All three competitors lay in the mat tired trying to will themselves to get up.]

JR-Ken Kennedy just saved the match for himself.

King-Good timing.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah….if you don't fall fast enough, you don't break up the cover…

[Ken Kennedy pulls up Dan Godwin, and hits the mic check, and goes into the cover, and gets a 1……………….2…………….Scott Tazte dives and breaks up the cover just in the nick of time. Ken Kennedy gets up, and looks pissed off. Scott Tazte gets up by the ropes, and Ken Kennedy charges at, and hits a clothesline over the top rope on Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte crashes into the mat, Ken Kennedy turns around and meets Dan Godwin's boot as he hit the Executions. Ken Kennedy stumbles backwards, and falls out of the ring. Dan Godwin dazed falls down to the mat, Scott Tazte slides into the ring, and pulls up Dan Godwin, and pulls him up the limp Dan Godwin. But as he gets up, seemly Dan Godwin wasn't as hurt as he was acting as he throws off the hands of Scott Tazte, and goes for eXecution! But Scott Tazte saw what happened to Kennedy, and ducks it at the last split second, Dan Godwin turns around into a lighting quick kick into the gut, and a Remedy! Scott Tazte goes into the cover on Dan Godwin, and gets the 1…………………..2…………………3!]

*Scott Tazte stands up holding the world heavy weight championship in celebration. He holds it high above his head and while he does the lights go out and his theme music stops abruptly. The arena sits in darkness when...*

"Game On" by Disciple starts blasting. A strobe light effect lights up the stage as out steps EMF Attitude President Tony "The Badd Boy" Ikeda. The Badd Boy with a solemn look on his face gives a cold stare at Scott Tazte. The lights in the arena start coming back up all around as Badd Boy makes his way down the ramp.*

[Badd Boy stops just before entering the ring as he continues to stare at Scott Tazte. Tony Ikeda kneels down and reaches under the ring apron without looking away. He grabs a hold of a sledgehammer and pulls it out. Badd Boy slides into the ring with it. Scott Tazte grabs a tight hold of his world heavy weight championship and runs after Badd Boy. Tazte tries to clobber Badd Boy with the belt, but Tony ducks under it. As Tazte turns around *thwack* Badd Boy swings the sledgehammer and Tazte goes down. Tony then reaches down, picks up the EMF world heavy weight championship and holds it up in the air while staring at the downed Tazte. Tony then drops the belt back on Tazte and exits the ring with "Game On" playing in the arena as we go to commercial, and come back.]

("Bad, Bad Man" blasts out around the arena as John Cena makes his way out. The ring is set up for an adition of Cena's warzone.)

Cena: Well.... well... well. I et you didn't see THAT one coming! Since the day I set foot in this company, I have been part of some of the most shocking things you've all seen on your TV sets. Whether it was carrying Dude Nick to victory in a chamber match, turning on Revolution, or sleeping with my wife's maid of honour on the wedding day.... there's never been a dull moment in the John Cena story! But this..... this tops them ALL. This is my single greatest achievement EVER! The woman I have chased, the woman I have wanted and the woman that has tormented me more than any other... FINALLY realised where her future lies. She has finally realised that being with John Cena not only makes sense, but will make her the happiest woman alive! I told you all that I would ensure Mickie James left Whiplash with the EMF Women's Championship.... and that proved to be the case. But the way in which it happened will live long in ALL of your memories i'm sure. And it certainly will in mine. In fact it might go down as the single best moment of my life... well.... that is until we "seal the deal", if you catch my drift. But Ladies and Gentleman I can't make you wait any more. Hell.... even I can't wait anymore. Please be upstanding for the one, the only, the beautiful Miss Amy Jericho!

("LoveHateTragedy" blasts on the PA system as a new look Amy Jericho walks up to the stage. She is wearing a low cut dress, with a long slit up up her leg. She has her hair done up very fancy. The crowd boo's as Amy stops, and starts to yell at the crowd, she walks once again, yelling at people as she walks down to ring side. She steps inside of the ring. She gives Cena a look as she walks by, and then grabs a microphone. Cena walks over to Amy, and places his arms around her. He pulls her close and kisses her, before backing away with a huge smirk on his face. Amy looks over the crowd with almost disgusted look. She slowly puts the microphone up to her mouth, and says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-I despise you all!...*crowd boo's*....ok...I take that back. Because there are still a few people that I like, obviously *she slides her hand down Cena's face*. But to all the rest, you all can go straight to hell! Now I know what you are all thinking, "why Amy why", that's a question I don't even have to answer. In fact, all you need to do is walk in front of the mirror to find your answer. For years I've fought, and suffered for other people. I tried to help everyone I could out, I always tried to do the right thing. But how was I treated in return? I've been dis-respected, abandon by the ones who were closest to me, and all I hear about is how corrupt I am. HOW CORRUPT I AM! Saying I allow my friends to take short cuts. I'm so sick of it, the same old shit, and not a shread of evidence to back it up. I will tell the truth, whether you like it or not. While I never EVER screwed anyone with backstage politics, or whatever BS that has been said, I CERTAINLY have been taken advantage of...by my supposive FRIENDS, people who work in the Extreme Measures Federation, and by EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU!

(Crowd boo's as she looks over the crowd with extreme anger as she stomps over to the ropes, and yells at a few people in the front row.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Don't know what I'm talking about, let's take my supposive HORSED FACED "best friend" Jackie Gayda. Jackie, Jackie, Jackie....I at one time saw you like the little sister I never had. But that was until I realized what our friendship really was at First Blood 2009. You see in 2005, Jackie Gayda came into the EMF and proclaimed she was going to use every great women's legend as a stepping stone for her own legacy. Now many people thought that meant that she was going to beat these legends, but if that was the case she didn't quite have the success she set out to have. Sure she beat Sierra...by DQ. She for some reason can't get a clean win over Stephanie McMahon, if you asked her...she'll even say she beat me. But will always leave out that I basically let her beat me, because our friendship was worth more to me than any championship. My point is that those wins are a lot like her career....CHEAP! But none of her wins in the span of her career was more cheap than what happened at First Blood. Everyone knows what went down with the record she broke. She went in there knowing what she was doing, realizing that all she had to do was take advantage of weak links. Then lie, and wait as others take the title, then win it again the same way, and so on. Then top it all off by cheating to beat Mickie James. The only saving grace of that match is that you'll be hard pressed to find anyone that respects the fact Jackie Gayda stole the record for most women's titles on that day. It doesn't matter how she got there...in baseball, even one year of steroids can taint your ENTIRE career, and that's all she accomplished that night. Records are made to be broken, but Jackie I know your listening, let me ask you something, you think Katrina would respect the way you took her record? I don't think so.....as my new theme song says...tragedy can strike when you least expect it. Where's your honor? Do you have no pride? Or do you just need to make up accomplishments as you go along Jackie? You really believe that you....YOU had anything to do with the fact that women in the EMF are looked on to have wrestling ability, rather than just eye candy. Since you like numbers so much Jackie, here's one, since you come to the EMF, and done your "saving" of the women's division, diva matches have increased, and not decreased you dumb bitch. In fact, women were looked upon better before you came in the EMF. Hell, you haven't claimed this, but I'm sure you will at some point, so I'm sure you secretly want to take credit for the women's division having a great period in 2005? Yet what you'll never acknowledge was that the women's division was already on the rise before you stepped into the EMF thanks to the efforts of Trish Stratus, among others. You simply rode their wave....right into the ground. The women's division just got worse. You want to know the reason, well you said it recently. Because while I'm giving you a lot of crap now, there was one thing you have said that was the absolute truth. You have taken, taken, taken, taken from everyone, and everything you have been in contact with. That includes the division, you think that makes you some sort of great champion? NO a great champion elevates not only herself, but the title and division she is in. You clearly believe it's there to serve you, and only you. Just like our friendship, you thought I was there to serve you, and only you. To make sure you got some of the records you hold along side the most women's championships. When things happened to me, when I was hurt, when you were too late...everything was ok in the world of Jackie Gayda. But when you lose that god damn title, you act like the world's coming to an end. Blaming me, blaming Maria. But now...I'm free, because just like the tragedies during the course of your career. I also striked when you least expected it.

(The crowd boo's, as Amy gives a evil smile.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Did you really think we were ok Jackie after how you have treated me? Sure, you admitted to the world that I wasn't as ugly as you always tried to make me seem, but that was just too little, too late. At Whiplash 2009, you got what was coming to you, and I undid one of your tragedies, and gave the title back to the rightful champion Mickie James. I'm done trying to help you, and I'm done trying to be your friend. But this whole thing doesn't just end with Jackie, oh, no, no, no...this goes right to the top with Dan Godwin, right down to the very bottom.....with Ken Kennedy.....Kennedy or should I say...Fox Mulder? *Cena and Amy laugh like something is very funny that not many people get*. I can go over everything that has been done over the years, but honestly....we'd have to add another three hours to this show to go through it. I'm sure I'll go into detail one day. But to sum it up, I'll never forget when I was betrayed by people who I never thought would ever turn on me, people that I knew I could always trust....MY FANS! Oh yeah, I accepted defeat at the Slammies as the face of the year to Dan Godwin. But being the Vice President, I know the vote totals, and I also know...*to Cena* no offense baby *turns back*. Kevin FUCKING Bourne was one vote behind me. Are you serious people? It's not bad enough that you think a generic wrestler who won a few titles, and did nothing of note otherwise is a great hero over me. But Kevin Bourne? That's not a knock on his talent, because he's very talented. But as a face....you guy's didn't even get a chance to know the guy. He was in the EMF one or two weeks in 2007. That's completely pathetic, it was then that I realized one truth. That what you people love to see is a hero's fall from grace. No matter what I did in the past, no matter how much I gave, it was clear that you all were beginning to hate me.

(Suddenly the camera shows Willem Dafoe who gives Amy a thumbs up.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Shut up Willem Dafoe....now where was I...oh yes, Why fight for people who hate me? I've damn near gotten killed for you barbians, it wasn't enough I took on men half my size, it wasn't enough that I was knife edge chopped on my most sensitive area until I cried. So why even try to please you people, it's clear no matter what I do, you'll just hate me more, and more. I have a beautiful daughter, and I'm not going to let you people take away her mommy, just because you people aren't satisfied. No, instead it's time I do what I should have done a long time ago, I'm going to do the Jackie Gayda thing, and worry about me, and getting what I deserve! Now I know that is selfish, but to be quite honest, I don't give a crap anymore. Sure, just by having this segment after the world title match, I've effectively stole it's thunder. But you think I care? Do you think Dan Godwin is the EMF's top draw? You think it's Fox Mulder...Mulder? I'd ask you if you think it's Scott Tazte...but no one thinks that...ANYWAYS. It's me, and quite frankly, I'm exactly where I should be. I don't care what Fox Mulder thinks anymore, he may think the truth is out there, but really when it comes to him....it's more like the bullshit is out there. But that's as much time I'll spend on that for now. Because this time as the main event is only the start. It's time that I get everything in life I deserve.

(Amy gives Cena a smirk, and slowly rubs her hand up his chest, but stops as a "slut" chant starts. Amy stands there, and looks insulted.

Cena: Just ignore these jealous bastards Amy. They are yet more people who can't give you what you deserve. But I can. And I will. Your right, you are the top draw around here. Your the only reason i'd ever tune into an edition of Shockwave. That is, of course, until John Cena returns to actions, and brings good action back to this company. For them to call you a slut is just pure bullshit. Amy is only doing what anyone else in her postion would do, and you all know it!

.::Amy Jericho::.-Not only is it pure bullshit that I'm being treated this way, what their insisting isn't even true! But then again the truth hasn't seemed to matter to a lot of people around the EMF lately. Just as long as it sounds like a good story. The first time I ever kissed John Cena back was at Whiplash, if you people noticed John Cena himself even admited that we haven't had sex. Therefore if I'm a slut, then there are a lot of sluts in this arena tonight. Get off your high horse, I mean if you found a way to get out of a bad situation, you'd take it, and no one would think any less of you. That's why the divorce rate is so high, that brings me to my husband Chris Jericho. Do I love him still, I can't say that I don't love him. But lets be honest here. He's never here anymore, he let's his 135 pound wife be disrespected, and woman handled. While he's off on his fat ass eating chips. So unlike what you people think, I'm going to do this the right way. There has been no sneaking around, what you see, is what you get. I'm tired of trying to live a fairy tail, let's be honest here. People now-a-days don't marry because their madly in love, and nothing else matters. Most of the time it's because it's the best situation for them, so that they are never alone. Sure we like to proclaim it's about making the other person happy, but when you get right down to it, it's about looking out for #1, and that's all I'm doing. Because my marriage is a lot like my days of pandering to you people, it's OVER!

(Amy takes off her ring, and throws it down to the mat.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-From this day forth, I just would be like to be known as Amy Dumas, and that's it.

Cena: Too bad.... I thought Amy Cena had a nice ring to it. I'm sure these people would just love having to refer to you as that! Hell they probably thought each and every one of them had more chance of being with you than I did. But they were wrong. And now all is right in the world. I'm with the woman I should have been with from the start. And the Women's Championship is back with a true champion. What more could we want from one Pay Per View?

.::Amy Dumas::.-Yeah...it does have a nice ring to it...anyways. Baby, for now let's call it a clean slate, and to answer your question, not much. Even though I'm sure there are going to be people that will want to cry about who, and how people won. But honestly, if you people are looking for someone to set things right, keep looking. This is not the betrayel of Jackie Gayda, or Chris Jericho. This is the awakening of Amy Dumas. I'm a 135 pound woman for god sakes, I shouldn't have been fighting in some of the fights I have anyways. Now I know people might want make fun of me, call me weak, among other things. Even though I still plan to wear what I want, if the fact I'm dressed up as what I am...a normal sized woman. Then I don't care if you guy's think I'm weak or not, I'll proudly wear this dress, and a lot others. Because that's my reality, and at least I'm strong enough to face it. Unlike a lot of people here....

Cena: You keep wearing the dresses if it makes you happy. Or don't. It doesn't matter to me anymore. You're going to look fantastic whatever you wear. And whatever makes my Amy happy is what is going to happen. I'm glad you have been awakened Amy. And the fact that, every morning, John Cena will get to awaken next to you... is going to make this the best time of my whole life!

.::Amy Dumas::.-What can I say...it just feels right. In closing, I know there are some doubters out there about my decision. To them...I say..who was the one woman who predicted that to those other women that their relationship with John Cena wouldn't last?...It was me. I don't think there is a woman alive that knows John Cena more than me. I know how to please him. If there is a woman who can do what the others couldn't, it's me. So with that, who knows.....I'd suggest that it won't be too much longer that I have to use my maiden name.

(Cena smiles at her last comment. He takes her in his arms and kisses her. Shockwave goes off air with this image.)