EMF: Shockwave

JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 290 pounds,, Breakdown!!!

Lights go out as One Step Closer starts to play. The song reaches its peak as the lights come back on and a quick blue and green fireworks display goes off in front of the titantron and BreakDown makes his way out to the stage. He hypes up the crowd from the stage, then makes his way to the ring where he climbs to the top of the turnbuckle, runs a hand through his hair, then extends his arms horizontally before aiming them at the camera and doing finger guns

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, JOB Mysterio!!! (crowd cheers ****)

[("Booyaka JOB" blasts on the PA system as JOB Mysterio pops out of the stage, and keeps going. He is stuck in the roof, we go to commercial, and come back with JOB in the ring) Breakdown walks around the ring. JOB Mysterio walks around the ring. (ring, ring, ring) Breakdown puts JOB Mysterio on the top rope and executes a superplex. Breakdown gets up. JOB Mysterio gets back to his feet. Breakdown hits him with a back fist. Breakdown on the top rope, and JOB Mysterio catches him in a reverse headlock, then drops down into a DDT. JOB Mysterio applies an elbow submission hold onto Breakdown. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... (AHHHH!) ... JOB Mysterio tightens the hold. JOB Mysterio breaks the hold. JOB Mysterio hits Breakdown with an elbowdrop. JOB Mysterio climbs to his feet. Breakdown is up again. Breakdown chops JOB Mysterio. Breakdown hiptosses JOB Mysterio. ]

JR - hiptoss!

[Breakdown covers JOB Mysterio. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 JOB Mysterio escapes. JOB Mysterio gets back to his feet. Breakdown uppercuts JOB Mysterio. ]

JR - uppercut!

[JOB Mysterio trys for a top-rope German suplex but Breakdown avoids it. JOB Mysterio drags Breakdown to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) JOB Mysterio tries to even the match with a flying shoulder block. Breakdown climbs to his feet. (...3) Breakdown hiptosses JOB Mysterio. (....4) They lockup. Breakdown sends JOB Mysterio to the corner of ringside. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Breakdown and JOB Mysterio move back to ringside. Breakdown and JOB Mysterio move back into the ring. Breakdown hits him with a back fist. Breakdown puts JOB Mysterio on the top rope and executes a superplex. Breakdown stands up. JOB Mysterio moves back to his feet. JOB Mysterio leaps up, swings around Breakdown and DDT's him onto the mat. JOB Mysterio sends Breakdown to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) Breakdown uppercuts JOB Mysterio. (...3) Breakdown chops JOB Mysterio. (....4) Breakdown hiptosses JOB Mysterio. JOB Mysterio is back on his feet. JOB Mysterio executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Breakdown. JOB Mysterio jumps off of the turnbuckle nailing Breakdown with an Asia Moonsault. JOB Mysterio climbs to his feet. Breakdown takes JOB Mysterio into the ring. Breakdown clotheslines JOB Mysterio. Breakdown puts JOB Mysterio on the top rope. Breakdown goes to the second turnbuckle. He puts JOB Mysterio on his shoulders. Breakdown throws JOB Msyterio for his version of a Death Valley Driver off of the second rope that he calls "Cry about it". JOB Mysterio seems to be it. Breakdown covers JOB. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

JR - Breakdown has won the match!

JR - The winner of this match, Breakdown!!!

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen.)

(The lights are turned off as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage as they rain down from top of the arena. The fireworks end and lights turn on in the Smoothie King Center. The lights turn on as fans yell and wave their sign. The camera gets a few shots of the crowd, finally the crowd zooms out as it displays the location information. The camera gets one final shot.)

JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from the Smoothie King Center. Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. Hello, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined once again by “The King” Jerry Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

Kris Gaffney-Surprised he didn’t me KG Kris Gaffney.

King-Ricky Vegas lost the Extreme Championship, but tonight he can avenge one of his other biggest losses tonight as he faces Brandon Leno.

Kirs Gaffney-That’s the optimistic view of this.

JR-Let’s get started with our opening match of the night.

Pimp Slap That Hoe" by "Soulja Boi" plays in the background, as the arena is filled with various purple and pink colours. "Mack Daddy" Haynes struts out to the stage, equipped in a flashy purple robe with a white fluffy lining along the interior of the robe. He's equipped in a purple fedora with black shades, and a purple cane. He raises his arms in the air, before doing a "pimp-limp" walk down the ramp, ignoring the boos conducted by the audience along the ramp. He eyes one audience member, and pretends to "pimp-slap" him, before chuckling. He walks down the remainder of the ramp, before walking up the stairs. He eyes over the crowd, lowering his shades to give one person a minor glare. He then steps into the ring, through the middle-rope, raising his arms in the air with the cane in hand. He then takes off his fedora, robe, and cane, revealing his purple trunks, knee-pads, and elbow pads, which have the words "Mack Daddy" on the back of his trunks in gold letters. He eyes the stage, pacing back and fourth. ***

JR-Christopher Haynes is making his debut match tonight.

King-I got a feeling this might be a match we see a lot of in the future, not just now.

Kris Gaffney-I’m marking that down.

As my music comes across the PA system I walk out to the stage. I stand there and lift both my arms and there is pro. I then walk down the ramp up the stairs and through the middle to the ring.

King-Here comes Adrian Peterson’s favorite wrestler.

Kris Gaffney-Although I’m not sure what he wants revenge for in this one.

King-This is Prevenge.

[Christopher Hayne and Ray Revenge throw fists to the face, neither are backing down. Christopher ducks one of the fists by Ray Revenge. He bounces off of the ropes Ray Revenge jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying back elbow to the face. Ray Revenge waits for Christopher Hayne to get up to his feet. Ray Revenge lifts him up, and he drops him with a body slam. Ray Revenge drops an elbow to the chest. Ray Revenge goes into the cover on Ray Revenge. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2..KICK OUT by Christopher Haynes. Ray Revenge picks up Christopher Haynes, and he connects with a forearm shot to the bridge of the nose rocking back Christopher Hynes. Ray Revenge attempts to whip him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. But Christopher Hayne is able to reverse the whip. Ray Revenge lowers his head, and he kicks Christopher Haynes gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet Ray Revenge picks up Christopher Hayne, and he throws him over his head, and he connects with a fall away slam that sends him down on the mat. Ray Revenge waits for Christopher Hayne to get up to his feet. ]

JR-Ray Revenge looks like he has a plan.

King-You’re a plan.

Kris Gaffney-Not a plan you seem to like.

King-Is it obvious?

[Once he gets up to his feet, Ray Revenge gets under Christopher Haynes, and he sets up Christopher Haynes with a northern lights suplex. Christopher is able to counter by throwing him off, and as the ref also has to jump out of the way, Christopher Haynes runs and chop blocks the leg out of Ray Revenge, despite the fact that wouldn’t be DQed. Christopher Haynes smiles as he takes the leg of Ray Revenge, and he gets a measure of revenge of his own as he connects with a few elbows into the leg of Ray Revenge. Christopher Haynes backs away as he waits for Ray Revenge to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Christopher Haynes hits a back hand slap to the side of the face of Ray Revenge, and then another one, then another one, and then another one. Christopher Haynes is able to slip out of the back of Ray Revenge, and he drops him with a back breaker on Ray Revenge. Christopher Haynes goes into the cover on Ray Revenge. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2……KICK OUT by Ray Revenge. Christopher Haynes doesn’t seem to be pleased as he hits a few mounted fists to the face as the ref starts to warn him about the closed fists, finally the ref seems to have enough as he stops Haynes from throwing the fists.]

JR-Haynes needs to be careful here.

King-He might just come up here and slap you JR.

Kris Gaffney-Although, the ref might be fine with that.

King-He should do that.

[Christopher Hayne goes back on the attack, but out of no where Ray Revenge springs up, and he goes for the code breaker, but Haynes countered by throwing him back. Ray Revenge bounces off of the ropes, and Christopher Haynes hits a kick to the gut, and he drops Ray Revenge with the trick flipper. Christopher Haynes quickly hooks the leg of Ray Revenge. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2………….3!!]

JR-Ray Revenge thought he could taste victory, but it was just taken away from him.

King-Mack Daddy is going to be pissed you said that…now you made light of the fact he didn’t use the Pimp Slap.

JR-………

The lights dim down to a golden hue, and Alyssa Ouellet begins to strut down the ramp as if it were her own personal catwalk to the sassy, materialistic lyrics of ‘Cha Ching’ by Slayyyter. Wearing a golden one-piece jumpsuit that hugs her figure just right with solid gold detailing across the chest region, the model looks expensive as ever while taunting and verbally harassing some of the fans in attendance. Rolling into the ring, she leans against the ropes and puts an ‘L’ on her forehead for ‘loser’ while pointing at the fans, generating more heat.

JR-Alyssa Ouellet has allowed the Troll to get in her head.

King-Not surprising…that’s kind of her thing.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe she should talk to Zack Ryder…he’d know all about that.

(“Black or white” blasts on the PA system. F. Lee Bayley spins around on the stage. She dances and her F. Lee Bayley buddies are inflate. This time their all they are all of F. Lee Bailey. She walks down to the ring playing with her suspenders giving crowd members legal advice. She enters the ring.)

JR-F. Lee Bayley also had a roll in this situation.

King-Well I’m a fan…she’s a fellow King!

Kris Gaffney-No she’s not…

King-SHUT UP….OR I WILL RRRRRUULE YOOOOU!!

*King crowns Kris Gaffney*

Kris Gaffney-Did someone just reference that movie…ugh…

[F. Lee Bayley and grabs her spenders, and she struts around ring. Alyssa Ouellet doesn’t seem to wait as she runs towards F. Lee Bayley. F. Lee Bayley is able to take her down with a drop toe hold that sends her flying into the mat. Alyssa Ouellet holds her face, and F. Lee Bayley grabs Alyssa Ouellet she hooks her into a head lock. F. Lee Bayley brings her down into a head lock. The ref checks to make sure that Alyssa Ouellet doesn’t want to give it up. This only seems to anger Alyssa Ouellet as she gets up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet. F. Lee Bayley holds on the pressure. Alyssa Ouellet is able to back her up to the ropes, and F. Lee Bayley bounces off of the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes. F. Lee Bayley connects with a shoulder block that knocks her down on the mat. Alyssa Ouellet is slow to get up to her feet. Alyssa Ouellet is slow to get up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet. F. Lee Bayley she lifts her up, and she drops her with a body slam. Alyssa Ouellet and she drops her with a body slam. F. Lee Bayley drops a leg drop. Alyssa Ouellet holds her head, and F. Lee Bayley goes into the cover on Alyssa Ouellet. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2……..KICK OUT by Alyssa Ouellet.]

JR-So far Alyssa Ouellet has not been able to get going.

King-At this point, maybe it’s all mental.

Kris Gaffney-Well she’s going to have to figure it out quickly.

[Alyssa Ouellet gets put into a chin lock. The ref makes sure that it’s legal to which F. Lee Bayley objects to that checking. Alyssa Ouellet is able to get behind F. Lee Bayley, and she drops her with a belly to back suplex that puts down F. Lee Bayley down on the mat. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. The ref counts to 1…………….2…………3……….4………….F. Lee Bayley tries to fight up to her feet……Alyssa Ouellet climbs up to her feet in the corner. F. Lee Bayley runs towards Alyssa Ouellet, and Alyssa Ouellet answers with a boot to the face. F. Lee Bayley staggers backwards. Alyssa Ouellet runs out of the corner, and drops F. Lee Bayley with a double hand face buster. Alyssa Ouellet runs to the ropes, and she connects with a running knee to the face that puts down F. Lee Bayley known as the taste of fame. F. Lee Bayley seems to be out of it. Alyssa Ouellet goes into the cover on F. Lee Bayley. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2……….KICK OUT by F. Lee Bayley. Alyssa Ouellet doesn’t seem to be happy as she is yelling at the ref that is three count. While this is going on, F. Lee is getting up to her feet, Alyssa Ouellet hits a fist, and the another one, and then another one, but out of no where F. Lee Bayley fires back with a few fists of her own. It seems this is just making Alyssa Ouellet anger.]

JR-F. Lee Bayley might be getting into Alyssa’s head right now.

King-Right now, I don’t think that’s much of an accomplishment.

Kris Gaffney-She’s going to go in a group with Judge Ito Smith…people who F. Lee Bayley has annoyed.

[Alyssa Ouellet yells, and rakes the eyes of F. Lee Bayley. F. Lee Bayley staggers backwards. Alyssa Ouellet runs at F. Lee Bayley, and she connects with a spear that sends her flying through the ropes. Both wrestlers are down on the mat around ring side as the ref starts his count. Both wrestlers are getting up to their feet. Alyssa Ouellet lifts up F. Lee Bayley. F. Lee Bayley is able to get out of the back of Alyssa Ouellet, Alyssa runs towards F. Lee Bayley, but it’s countered with a drop toe hold that sends her flying into the steps. F. Lee Bayley runs towards Alyssa, Alyssa hits a hard gut that doubles over F. Lee Bayley Alyssa Ouellet notices the count getting close to 10. Alyssa Ouellet climbs up on the steps. Alyssa Ouellet jumps, and she goes for Fame Maker. F. Lee Bayley moves out of the way, and F. Lee Bayley jumps on the apron, and drops the hammer on Alyssa Ouellet. F. Lee Bayley dives in the ring just before the ref reaches 10!! The ref calls for the bell. F. Lee Bayley wins via count out.]

JR-Alyssa wanted to make a statement, but that might have cost her.

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. He walks down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Zack Ryder Whiplash didn’t quite work out as he was hoping.

King-It worked just fine for our censors.

Kris Gaffney-That’s true…an angry Grace does give them more work.

(“the duck song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Walter Melon also is looking to bounce back.

King-He doesn’t need to bounce back when it was the Melon Gods plan.

Kris Gaffney-Everyone needs an out like that.

[Zack Ryder pumps up the crowd. Walter Melon goes to lock up with Zack Ryder, but it’s Ashley Irvine who yells “WATER MELON” Ashley runs out of the ring. Zack Ryder and Walter Melon lock up. Walter Melon puts Zack Ryder into a side head lock, and he whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes, and Zack Ryder takes down Walter Melon with a standing drop kick that knocks him down on the mat. Walter Melon gets up to his feet, and Zack Ryder lifts him up, and he drops him with a body slam. Zack Ryder jumps in the air, and he drops a leg drop. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Walter Melon. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2………..KICK OUT by Walter Melon. Zack Ryder picks up Walter Melon by the hair, and he whips him to the ropes. Walter Melon bounces off of the ropes, Zack Ryder hits a hip toss that puts down Walter Melon. Walter Melon is slow to get up to his feet. Zack Ryder kicks him in the gut that doubles him over, and he plants him down into the mat with a suplex. Zack Ryder gets up to his feet. He waits for Walter Melon to get up to his feet, Walter Melon throws a wild fist to the face, and he ducks under, and he drops him with a belly to back suplex that puts him down into the mat. Zack Ryder waits for Walter Melon to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder runs towards the corner, and he connects with a drop kick in the corner. Walter Melon staggers around, and he falls into the corner.]

JR-This might not be good for the former champion.

King-Only the Melon Gods decide.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure Walter is looking at it like that.

King-He is!

[Zack Ryder backs away, he fists pumps woo! Woo! Woo! He runs towards Walter Melon, Walter Melon gets up, and he puts him down on the mat. Walter Melon waits for Zack Ryder, and he puts him down on the mat with a sitting seeds. Walter Melon goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2….KICK OUT by Zack Ryder. Walter Melon takes a few moments to rest up as both wrestlers try to get up to their feet.]

JR-Walter is making a come back here.

King-Just as the Melon Gods planned.

Kris Gaffney- We can always assumed that.

[Walter Melon picks up Zack Ryder. Walter Melon goes for a clothesline, but Zack Ryder ducks under. Walter Melon turns around right into the Rough Ryder. Walter is down. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Walter Melon. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2………3!!]

JR-Zack Ryder was able to avoid the move.

King-The Melon Gods are funny like that.

Kris Gaffney-……..

Mist fills the stage before the music kicks it up a gear, he arrives through the mist and poses amongst a blast of white light.

JR-Connor Wicklow had a successful return at Whiplash.

King-That’s only because the Melon Gods said he could.

Kris Gaffney-Wonder what they say this week.

(“The Duck song” blasts on the PA system, but no one comes out…other than the ref. Kenny Omegrape stands in the ring as the ref. They both get pelted with grapes.)

JR-Whatever they say….they surely have Connor facing someone with a unique entrance.

King-The Melon Gods say they need to.

Kris Gaffney-Think Kenny is even aware of it?

King-He just assumes it’s the way of the Melon Gods. Good assumption I say.

[Kenny Omegrape eats grapes as Connor Wicklow waits for Kenny Omegrape to make his first move, Kenny Omegrape runs towards Connor Wicklow. Connor Wicklow is able ot take him down with a drop toe hold that puts him down on the mat. Connor Wicklow waits for Kenny Omegrape to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, once he gets up to his feet. Connow Wicklow hits a kick to the side of the ribs, and then another one to the side of the ribs. Connor Wicklow connects with a spinning back elbow to the side of the head. Connor Wicklow whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Kenny Omegrape drops him with a spinning back elbow to the face that puts down Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape is slow to get up to his feet holding his face, and he’s not happy. He runs at Connor Wicklow, Connor Wicklow counters with an arm drag release. Connor Wicklow gets up to his feet, and one he gets up to his feet. He runs at Connor once again, and Connor Wicklow hits another one, this time he transition right into an arm bar. The ref makes sure that Kenny Omegrape doesn’t want to give up for some reason. Kenny Omegrape says no, and he is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape is able to push him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he whips him off of the ropes, but Connor Wicklow is able to counter with a sling blade.]

JR-Connor Wicklow so far has been able to keep Kenny Omegrape off balance.

King-That’s only because that’s the plan of the Melon Gods.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure that’s what Connor had in mind.

[Kenny Omegrape is slow to get up to his feet, and Connor Wicklow goes for the Zero hour, but Kenny Omegrape is able to spin out of it. Kenny Omegrape ducks under a clothesline. Connor Wicklow turns around right into the Willy Wonka's Fruit-Flavored Gobstopper. Kenny Omegrape falls down on the mat along with Connor Wicklow as he has take time to rest up. Connor Wicklow is slow to get up to his feet, and once both wrestlers gets up to their feet. Kenny Omegrape hits a running clothesline that knocks him down on the mat. Kenny Omegrape picks up Conner Wicklow, and he hits a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards. Kenny Omegrape bounces off of the ropes, and he lowers his head,a nd he connects with a back body drop that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes into the mat. He is slow to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over, and he runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a one handed face crusher. Kenny Omegrape pushes him on to his back. Kenny Omegrape goes itno the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2……..KICK OUT by Connor Wicklow!!]

JR-Kick out by Connor Wicklow.

King-Conner is wondering why he didn’t eat enough fruit.

Kris Gaffney-As do us all.

King-I don’t.

[Connor Wicklow staggers up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape lifts up Connor Wicklow up in an attempted electric chair drop, but Connor Wicklow is able to struggle out of the back. Kenny Omegrape goes for a back elbow. Connor ducks it, and he connects with a spin kick, he hooks him, and drops him with the Zero Hour!! Connor Wicklow pushes Kenny Omegrape on to his back. Connor Wicklow goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2………….3!!]

JR-Kenny Omegrape attempted to go for the elbow that left him open for the Zero Hour.

King-That’s only because of the Melon Gods!!

On the tron it shows an open field with a sign that just says "SV" and "I'm Back" plays on the speakers. The scene on the tron changes and it shows Killer Tschida's face complete with sunglasses. The words "EFEDERATION LEGEND, KILLER TSCHIDA!" show up on the tron. Killer Tschida then shows up in the aisle and he points his fist to the ring then he throws his fist up and back as pyro goes off.

JR-At Whiplash Killer Tschida came up a little short against Azar Vulcan.

King-It doesn’t get any easier against the Wretched Nobody.

We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere.

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the Five Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner.

JR-Killer Tschida has everything to gain, nothing to lose if he can get a win over the Wretched Nobody here.

King-Other than his health.

Kris Gaffney-That is always a possibility when you face Wretch.

[The Wretched Nobody and Killer Tschida stand in the middle of the ring. The Wretched Nobody staring down the former number one contender for the TV championship. The bell rings and Killer Tschida throws fists to the face as the Wretched Nobody stares down him and absorbs the blows. Killer Tschida runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. The Wretched Nobody connects with an upper cut to the chin that knocks him down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody grabs him around the throat, and he lfits him up. The Wretched Nobody lifts him up, and he drops him with a rib breaker. The Wretched Nobody drops a elbow to the downed Killer Tschida. The Wretched Nobody puts him into a chin lock with a knee as a post. Killer Tschida is slow to get up to his feet, and he once he gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Killer Tschida tries to get up to his feet. Killer Tschida is able to turn towards him, and he connects with a elbow to the gut. The Wretched Nobody lets go. Killer Tschida runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. But the Wretched Nobody is able to meet him, and he connects with a clothesline over thet op rope, and he fly’s over the top rope, and he crashes down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody follows him to the outside of the ring. The Wretched Nobody grabs him and he puts him over his shoulder, and he drops him on his face on the barricade. Killer Tschida staggers backwards. The Wretched Nobody makes sure that he doesn’t fall down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody throws him into the ring, and he follows him into the ring. The Wretched Nobody calls for the Spine Chiller. He waits for Killer Tschida to get up to his feet.]

JR- This might not be an ideal situation for Killer Tschida.

King-You know professional wrestlers would be better served to just stay down sometimes.

Kris Gaffney-But you got to do it…or the universe would collapse on itself.

[Killer Tschida gets up to his feet, and the Wretched Nobody grabs him around the throat, he lifts him up. But Killer Tschida is able to get free, hooks him into a front face lock, and drops him with a DDT that spikes the Wretched Nobody on the top of his head. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. But the Wretched Nobody is trying to get up to his feet, but Killer Tschida is able to grab a hold of the arm of the Wretched Nobody and he attempts to bring him down with the Tschida Lock. The Wretched Nobody is able to block it, and he throws him off. The Wretched Nobody runs towards Tschida and he goes for the trephination, but he is able to duck under, and the Wretched Nobody turns around right into a Killer kick that knocks back the Wretched Nobody to the ropes, and he kicks him in the gut, and he plants him down into the mat with a spinning neck breaker down on the mat. Killer Tschida goes into the cover on the Wretched Nobody. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…The Wretched Nobody is able to power out. Killer Tschida goes flying, and he pulls himself up with the help of the ropes on the apron. The Wretched Nobody goes over to the apron, The Wretched Nobody goes for a fist to the face of Killer Tschida. but Killer Tschida is able to duck it, and he connects with a hang man. The Wretched Nobody staggers backwards into the ring. Killer Tschida goes to the nearest turnbuckle, and he climbs up to the top rope.]

JR-Killer Tschida is moving in for the kill.

King-I’d say JR had been storing up that one for a while…but really…I doubt he planned it…that’s why I hate you JR.

Kris Gaffney-Along with other things I’m sure.

[Killer Tschida jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a double axe handle, but it doesn’t take down the Wretched Nobody. Killer Tschida goes for the Killer kick, but the Wretched Nobody catches it, he throws it down, but Killer being quicker to the draw pushes back the Wretched Nobody to cause separation, Killer Tschida runs to the ropes, but as he bounces off he gets blasted with the trephination!! Killer Tschida is down. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref counts 1…………2………..3!!]

JR-Killer Tschida gave the Wretched Nobody a hell of a fight, but he had one last move.

Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage.

JR-Ricky Vegas is coming off losing the Extreme Championship.

King-This is a chance to avenge a memorable loss.

Kris Gaffney-He does take submission wrestling seriously, so I can understand why it would bother him.

As the lights go out in the arena, In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly brings the arena to life with its opening organ. When the first licks of the guitar hit the speakers, Brandon Leno is seen standing on the stage, back to the ring with his arms stretched out to the side, head toward the sky. Different colored spotlights dance around him. Leno is wearing an acid wash jean jacket with an outline of a woman with psychedelic butterfly wings printed on the back of the jacket. Leno nods his head back and forth to the music as he turns around, aviator sunglasses on his face. Leno has his tie dyed tights on with Mr. Psychedelic printed across the back. Indica accompanies him down the ramp as he struts his way to the ring, grooving to the music. Len jumps onto the apron and gets into the ring. Once in the ring he goes to the turnbuckle, climbs the second rope and starts dancing to the music, trying to get the crowd involved. Orange looks around the arena, slowly pulls one hand out of his pocket and holds it just above his bellybutton and gives a lazy thumbs up before making his way down the ramp with his hands back into his pockets. Once at the ring, he slowly rolls under the ropes all the way to the middle of the ring where he does a kip-up with his hands still in his pocket. He walks to his corner giving a lazy thumbs up waiting for the match to begin.)

JR-Brandon Leno had more luck at Whiplash.

King-I’m sure that angers Ricky Vegas even more.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure it does.

[Ricky Vegas and Brandon Leno stare down, and the bell rings. Brandon Leno throws fists to the face, and they land and are effecting Ricky Vegas. Until Ricky Vegas is able to duck under one of the fists, and he turns towards Ricky Vegas, and Ricky Vegas is able to take down Brandon Leno with a hard diving clothesline. Ricky Vegas gets up to his feet, and he shakes off the fists effects as he calls for Brandon Leno to get up to his feet. Brandon Leno is up to his feet, and he gets jabbed once (ONE), jabbed twice (TWO), Jabbed three times (THREE), jabbed four times (FOUR), jabbed five times (FIVE), jabbed six times (SIX), and Ricky Vegas backs up, and he hits an extra hard fist that floors Brandon Leno. Brandon Leno holds his face, and he stays down. Ricky Vegas goes into the cover on Brandon Leno. The ref goes into position tomake the count. The ref counts 1………….2………KICK OUT by Brandon Leno. Brandon Leno is slow to get up to his feet. Ricky Vegas lifts up Brandon Leno, and he drops him with a spine buster that puts down Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas hits a few stomps on the downed Brandon Leno. Ricky Vegas picks up Brando Leno, and he whips him to the corner. He crashes into the corner. Ricky Vegas hits a running clothesline in the corner. Ricky Vegas backs out of the corner. Brandon Leno staggers out of the corner. Ricky Vegas lifts up Brandon Leno, and he drops him with body slam. He picks up Brandon Leno, and he drops him with another body slam. He hits another body slam to complete the three of a kind.]

JR-Ricky Vegas has come out quickly in this match.

King-Maybe it’s because he knows what this match could mean after losing the Extreme Championship.

King-It makes me wonder what he’ll do next to make sure it all works out for him.

[Brandon Leno gets turned right into the black jack. Leno is in a lot of pain as Ricky Vegas holds on the pressure, but out of no where Brandon Leno is able to counter after a few moments that it seemed that Leno might tap. Ricky Vegas pulls himself out of the corner, and he staggers out of the corner. Ricky Vegas gets kicked in the gut, and he gets planted into the mat with the purple haze pile driver. Brandon Leno crawls over, and he puts his arm over the downed Ricky Vegas. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1………….2….KICK OUT by Ricky Vegas!!]

JR-Kick out by Ricky Vegas.

King-He almost saw Brandon Leno get a second match from him.

Kris Gaffney-Considering the way he lost the last one, I wonder if he would have considered losing that one not as bad?

King-…maybe.

[Ricky Vegas turns on his shoulder too quickly, and he goes right into the acid trip. Ricky Vegas seems like he’s trying to find any way to get out of the hold. Suddenly Ricky Vegas twists the ankle he had in the Black Jack. This cause enough pain for Ricky Vegas to get out of the hold, and he is able to hold him in the hold. Ricky Vegas grape vine the leg. Brandon Leno taps out. Ricky Vegas wins via submission.]

JR-Ricky Vegas avenges the prior loss.

King-I’m sure that’s going to help him.

(Ricky Vegas seems happy over this win as Shockwave goes off the air.)