EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, the Shockwave video plays as it concludes we go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. The lights turn on, and waves their signs. Some of the signs say "Blackhawks need Alex "FUCKIN'" Hicks" (only Tazte will get that), "It's Primetime!", "Were stopping at two…this one doesn't count!".)

JR-Welcome to another edition of EMF Shockwave, I'm good ol' JR along side Jerry "the King" Lawler, and Kris "KG" Gaffney.

King-We have quite a show coming off a very exciting Whiplash.

Kris Gaffney-My neck is still hurting!

JR-Well let's begin!

("Just Close Your Eyes" blasts on the PA system as Christian walks out to the ring looking over the crowd, and pointing out his Peeps.)

JR-At Whiplash, Christian thought he had his match won, but it was not to be.

King-Primetime sure knows how to hold on to a grudge.

Kris Gaffney-I have no idea what you are talking about..

("Snap your fingers, snap your neck" blasts on the PA system as the legend Primetime walks out to the ring, he slides into the ring, and he waits for the bell.)

JR-Primetime has quite a lot of history in the EMF, but you got to wonder…can he be at the same level he was?

King-After seven years…it's very doubtful, it's only going to be through time, and effort that he might get to that level again, it's not going to come easy.

Kris Gaffney-I never got there in the first place.

[Primetime and Christian pace around the ring, finally they step in the middle of the ring. They talk some trash, and finally Christian hits a slap to Primetime, Primetime takes a few moments to register what just happened, and turned around, and he takes down Christian with a double leg take down, and hits a few fsits to the face, and Primetime gets pushed off. Primetime and Christian gets up to their feet, and Christian hits a knee lift to the gut that doubles over Primetime. Christian runs to the ropes, and Christian bounces off of the ropes. Primetime hits a big boot that knocks down Christian. Primetime waits as Christian comes to his feet, and Christian kicks Primetime in the gut and hooks Christian in a vertical suplex, and hits it. Christian is in pain, and is in a sitting position. Christian runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes. Primetime hits a diving clothesline that knocks Christian down on the mat, and Primetime hits a few stomps on the downed Christian. The ref finally asks Primetime to back up a little bit, and he does Christian goes into the corner, and he whips Christian to the other side of the ring. Christian flips into the corner, and falls out of the ring, and on to the apron on his feet, but stunned. Primetime goes over to where he is, and Primetime hits a standing drop kick that sends Christian flying off of the apron, and crashing into the barricade. Primetime pumps up the crowd as he has sometime before his next move, Primetime goes over to the ropes as Christian is stumbling up to his feet. Primetime sling shots himself over the top rope, and hits a cross body block that catches Christian. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, but obviously Primetime is the first to get up to his feet first, and he brings up Christian up with him. And Primetime smashes Christian into the steel steps, and Christian stumbles forward dazed, and Primetime throws him into the ring.]

JR-Primetime so far doesn't seem like he missed a step.

King-That's because Christian is yet to show him his skillz.

Kris Gaffney-When will happen.

King-Any minute now…

[Primetime climbs up to the apron, and up to the top rope, he waits for Christian to get up to his feet, and he leaps off of the top turnbuckle, and Primetime hits a flying clothesline that puts down Christian. Christian is down on the mat, and Primetime gets up to his feet, and calls for the end of this match. Christian stumbles up to his feet, and Primetime picks up Christian over his shoulder, but Christian slides out of the back of Primetime, and hits a diving DDT. Christian falls away from Primetime, and both wrestlers get up to their feet, Primetime trying to get the match in his control goes for a inverted atomic drop, but it's countered by Christian who hits an eye rake to the eyes. Christian runs to the ropes, and Christian runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and Primetime lowers his head. Christian kicks Primetime in the face. Christian quickly puts Primetime in a front face lock, lifts him, and plants him into the mat with an impaler DDT. Christian goes into the cover on Primetime, and the ref counts the 1…………………………2……………..Primetime knowing that he's near the ropes, and not wanting to put any unnecessary effort into kicking out puts his foot on the ropes. Christian looks annoyed at the ref as Primetime rolls out of the ring, and Christian takes a few moments to rest up after the first part of the match. He runs to the ropes, leaps off of the second rope, and leaps over the top rope into a spring board as Primetime has gotten to his feet, and catches Primetime with a vertical cross body block! Both wrestlers are down on the mat as the ref is starting his count inside of the ring.]

JR-Christian has really taken over this match.

King-He's not going to let Primetime forget what he did.

[Christian picks up Primetime, and rolls him into the ring. Christian goes into the corner, and he waits for Primetime to get up to his feet. Christian runs, and hits his brothers finisher the spear. For some reason thinking it's over he goes into the cover with his back facing Primetime. Primetime the veteran that he is able to easily counter this into a crufix pin, and the ref counts the 1……………………2……………….3!]

JR-Primetime was able to take advantage of that situation.

King-Sucks to be Christian.

("Hola" blasts on the PA system as Kelly Kelly walks to the ring, she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This young lady has quite a high opinion of herself.

King-Well she is apart of the Beautiful People.

Kris Gaffney-It's like a requirement!

("I know you want me" blasts on the PA system as Sunny does her usual entrance.)

JR-This is an favorite of King's.

King-Too bad she's old like Kelly said.

Kris Gaffney-She's younger than you.

King-OH…King likes!

[Sunny and Kelly Kelly talk some trash to each other, then finally the two women come to blows as Sunny and Kelly Kelly trade forearm shots to the face, and Kelly Kelly is able to get the upper hand by raking the eyes of Sunny. Sunny stumbles around stunned, and Kelly Kelly runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes. Sunny counters with a lou thez press, and Sunny hits a few fsits to the face of Kelly Kelly. Kelly Kelly throws Sunny off of the mounted punches, and she is able to roll away from Sunny to cause some separation from Sunny to try to gain a new game plan, but she runs out of space as she is now in the corner, Sunny closes the gap, and Sunny hits a few shoulder blocks into the gut. Before the ref can complain about what she's doing, Sunny brings Kelly Kelly out of the corner, and whips Kelly Kelly to the ropes, and Kelly Kelly bounces off of the ropes, Sunny hits a back elbow to the face of Kelly Kelly. Kelly Kelly goes down on the mat holding her face in pain, Sunny hits a few stomps on the downed Kelly Kelly, and the ref warns Sunny. Sunny backs up a little bit, and allows Kelly Kelly to get up to her feet, and once she does Sunny picks her up, and hits a body slam on Kelly Kelly. Sunny runs to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes. Sunny hits a knee drop across the face of Kelly Kelly. Sunny goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………………………………………….2………………………………..kick out by Kelly Kelly. Sunny looks at the ref, but doesn't argue, she just puts Kelly Kelly in an arm bar. Kelly Kelly looks for a way out of the hold, and she starts to get up to her feet, but Sunny counters this with a fireman's carry that puts Kelly Kelly back on the mat. Kelly Kelly looks a little bit frustrated that she is back to where she started as she hits the mat, and she starts to climb to her feet again.]

JR-Sunny is a veteran, and can easily frustrate Kelly.

King-You can't put a price on experience.

Steve Walker-Oh really…well I'll show you…I'll show you a lot of things.

[Sunny holds on to the arm bar, and slowly Kelly Kelly looks for a way out of the hold, and she is able to get back up to her feet, and this time Sunny isn't able to counter. Kelly Kelly is able to reverse the hold, right into a belly to back suplex that connects. Sunny and Kelly are on the mat, trying to recover from the attack, and finally Kelly Kelly is able to crawl over to the corner, and gets up in the corner. She rest up there, and Sunny gets up, and see's that Kelly Kelly is in the corner, Sunny charges at Kelly Kelly. But Kelly Kelly is able to count this by hitting a one person flap jack that sends Sunny face first into the turnbuckle. Sunny's face hits the top turnbuckle. Sunny stumbles, and falls backwards right into the corner. Kelly Kelly hits a few stomps into the gut that stun Sunny, and Kelly Kelly puts her boot to the throat of Sunny as the ref counts to four, and Kelly Kelly lets go of the choke hold. Kelly Kelly backs out of the corner, and after the ref is happy, Kelly Kelly goes back on the attack hitting a quick forearm to make sure that Sunny has been stunned enough. Kelly Kelly brings out Sunny out of the corner, and tries to whip her to the ropes, but it's reversed. Kelly Kelly bounces off of the ropes, and Kelly Kelly hits her swinging hurricanarana. Sunny gets up dazed, Kelly Kelly picks up Sunny, and hits a perfectly paced body slam in the corner. Kelly Kelly goes over to the corner, and pulls herself up to the second turnbuckle. Kelly Kelly leaps off of the second turnbuckle, and connects with a second rope leg drop. Kelly Kelly goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………………………………2………………………………kick out by Sunny just before the three. Kelly Kelly, looks frustrated ]

King-I think Kelly is going to have a fit.

JR-She should focus if she wants to win this match. As I mentioned before this plays right into Sunny's hands.

[Kelly Kelly gets up to her feet, and motions for Sunny to get up to her feet, and Sunny kicks Sunny in the gut. And goes for the K2, but Sunny counters with a back body drop that sends Kelly Kelly flying on to her stomach. Kelly goes into the corner, and with her back to the ring, she pulls off the second turnbuckle. Sunny not seeing it charges at Kelly, Kelly Kelly hits a drop toe hold that sends Sunny face first, Sunny was able to get her hands up to block it, but stuns her quite a bit Kelly stacks her on her shoulders. As the ref looks down at the shoulders Kelly puts her feet on the ropes as Sunny tries to stuggle out of the pin, and she's able to get away with that long enough to register the 1……………….2……………3!]

JR-Kelly stole that victory.

King-Stealing is the right word..

("Slither" blasts on the PA system as Firestorm walks to the ring, Firestorm walks to the ring.)

JR-Firestorm is probably not happy with his Whiplash, and will be looking to get back on the horse.

King-He's going to be sniffing more smoke machine smoke?

Kris Gaffney-No you idiot…he's going to protect the ice….I wish my favorite teams were close to winning something.

("MxMxPunk's theme" blasts on the PA system as MxMxPunk walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring)

JR-To get a win against MxMxPunk would do it here, he is riding high lately.

King-Yeah, he did carry his team to a tag team title, there is no doubt about that.

[MxMxPunk and Firestorm stare down each other, and the two pace around the ring, and they lock up, and the veteran Firestorm is able to take down MxMxPunk with a drop toe hold that sends MxMxPunk down to the mat. Firestorm is able to put a side headlock on MxMxPunk. Despite lacking the experience of a Firestorm MxMxPunk is taken off guard as he is the former EMF champion. MxMxPunk is able to spin out of the move, and quickly hits a kick to the back of Firestorm. This stuns him, and MxMxPunk picks up Firestorm, and hits a European upper cut that stumbles back Firestorm. Firestorm gets whipped to the ropes, but it's reversed by Firestorm. MxMxPunk bounces off of the ropes, and Firestorm continues to the other side of the ring MxMxPunk leaps off of the middle rope, and hits a spring board cross body block that takes down Firestorm. MxMxPunk doesn't go for the cover though, instead he hits a few fists to the face of Firestorm. Firestorm is able to counter this with a poke to the eyes to try to desperately stop the momentum of MxMxPunk. Firestorm is able to get up by the ropes, and MxMxPunk charges at Firestorm, and Firestorm counters with a back body drop that sends MxMxPunk out of the ring, but he lands on the apron, and Firestorm turns around. MxMxPunk hits a punch to the face that stumbles backwards Firestorm. MxMxPunk sling shots himself up to the top rope, and goes for a high flying move of some sort, what we will never know because Firestorm was able to counter by burying a fist to the gut that takes down MxMxPunk on his knee's. Firestorm takes a few moments to rest up, and he runs to the ropes, only to be knocked down with a super kick that takes down Firestorm by MxMxPunk. MxMxPunk shakes off of the move h e was just hit with, then he measures up on Firestorm who is slow to get up. MxMxPunk kicks Firestorm in the gut that doubles him over, and double under hooks Firestorm, and hits a double under hook sitdown power bomb into the cover, the ref counts the 1…………………………………..2…………………………………….kick out by Firestorm just before the three count.]

JR-It was very close to being over right there.

King-Firestorm's not going to go down that easily.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, he's a fighter, without a doubt.

[MxMxPunk looks a little shocked that Firestorm kicked out, but doesn't argue too much as he hits a kick to the downed Firestorm. MxMxPunk goes to the outside, and he climbs out of the ring, and up to the top rope. Just as he steady's himself, Firestorm quickly gets up to his feet, and runs up to the top rope, and hits a super belly to belly suplex off of the top rope. Both wrestlers are down, as that got quite a pop from the crowd. The ref looking at the carnage decides to start his standing ten count, he only gets up to six, and both Firestorm, and MxMxPunk are getting up to their feet, and MxMxPunk stumbles right into Firestorm, Firestorm uses this chance to hit an inverted atomic drop, this stumbles backwards Punk. Firestorm hits a hard fist to the face that knocks down MxMxPunk, and MxMxPunk gets up to his feet. Firestorm hits a few fists to the face of MxMxPunk, and Firestorm tries to whip him to the ropes, and MxMxPunk reverses the whip, and that sends him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Firestorm leaps in the air, and hits a flying shoulder block that knocks down MxMxPunk. MxMxPunk slowly gets up to his feet, and Firestorm sets up MxMxPunk in a waist lock, and hits a german suplex with a bridge. The ref counts the 1……………………2……………………………..MxMxPunk is able to roll his shoulders out from under him just before the three. Firestorm shakes off the disappointment of not getting the three there, as he knows that he has a lot better moves to finish this match off. He calls for the Firestarter. MxMxPunk slowly gets up to his feet, and Firestorm kicks MxMxPunk in the gut that doubles him over, and he goes for the Firestarter, but MxMxPunk pushes him off, and he bounces off of the ropes. MxMxPunk and Firestorm hit heads, and both go down in pain.]

JR-This might be a turning point in the match.

King-Why mention TNA right now?

Kris Gaffney-He figured Kelly did it so much…

[Firestorm stumbles up to his feet MxMxPunk goes for a running clothesline, but it's ducked under by Firesotrm who kicks MxMxPunk in the gut that doubles him over, Firestorm turns him, and goes for the Firestarter. But MxMxPunk is able to twist around, and MxMxPunk hits a knee lift that stumbles over Firestorm. MxMxPunk runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes. Firestorm goes for a knee lift into the gut, MxMxPunk falls over, but floats over into a school boy, right into a jack knife pin out of no where. It surprises Firestorm enough, that even though he is struggling to get out of the pin, MxMxPunk is able to hold him down for the 1……………..2……………..3!]

JR-Punk found a way to win there against a game Firestorm.

Kris Gaffney-If he didn't respect him before, he sure to now.

(MxMxPunk rolls out of the ring, and gets his arm raised as the two competitors stare down each other as Shockwave goes off the air.)