(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video. Once it ends, we go into the arena as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage, the lights turn on as the fireworks end, fans wave their signs, scream as the camera scans the crowd. Some signs say “Just Dew It”, “I object…to the smashing of Edge…’s brother”, and “Better than you!”.)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-And we have quite a show tonight, headlined by the recently returned Danni Vesneski facing off against former world champion CM Punk.

Kris Gaffney-Well to shake off rust, the only way to do that is to go in there with people who will raise the bar for him.

(“Light A Fire” blasts on the PA system as Ashley Massaro walks to the irng, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-There is no love loss when it comes to Ashley.

King-You know for as much as Ashley makes fun of Marina for not remembering her last match, she does forget that she really didn’t beat Marina.

Kris Gaffney-Wonder why that is…

King-….

Kris Gaffney-I’m Johnny Depp! *waving his arms like Jack Sparrow*

(“Bodies” blasts on the PA system as Marina walks to the ring, and she rolls into the ring.)

JR-These two have had a storied past, and it’s true that despite the fact Marina doesn’t remember much of it, lately she has faired well against Ashley.

King-Forgetting your success is never a good thing…you’d hope you can forget your failures.

Kris Gaffney-Or sound like last week…

King-Why you think that is?

Kris Gaffney-..um…I’m Johnny Depp *waving his arms like Jack Sparrow*

[Marina and Ashley Massaro pace around the ring, and Ashley goes to the back of Marina. Marina looks for a way out of the hold, and she is able to reverse the waist lock, and Ashley Massaro struggles to find another way out of the hold, and she runs at the corner, and ducks, and Marina crashes into the corner. She stumbles backwards, and Marina stumbles backwards, and Marina gets hits a belly to back suplex that connects on her. Ashley Massaro hits a few stomps on the downed Marina, and the ref pushes Marina backwards. Ashley Massaro takes a few moments to get the ref off her back, and then she continues her attack. Ashley Massaro moves in on Marina as she gets up to her feet, and Ashley Massaro hits a few forearm shots to the face of Marina. Ashley Massaro tries to whip Marina to the ropes, but it’s reversed Ashley Massaro bounces off of the ropes, and she comes off of the ropes. Marina goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under by Ashley Massaro who continues to the other side of the ring, and she bounces off of the ropes as Marina turns around, Ashley Massaro hits a leg scissors hurricanarana that connects on Marina that sends her down to the mat. Ashley Massaro takes a few moments to wait for Marina to get up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet. Ashley Massaro hits a standing drop kick that once again knocks her down. But Marina isn’t obviously ready to be pinned or even close, so Ashley Massaro measures up once again, and she runs to the ropes, spring boards off of the second rope, and comes off of the ropes with a spring board double axe handle that connects on Marina. Marina is down on the mat, and she rolls out of the ring knowing that she is in trouble. Ashley Massaro backs up from the roeps as the ref asks her to, finally he gets away from her, and Ashley measures up, and she charges at Marina who has gotten up by apron. Ashley Massaro hits a base ball slide which makes Marina fall down to the mat, and Ashley Massaro rolls out of the ring. Ashley Massaro grabs Marina by the hair, and she brings her over to the announcers desk, and then she smashes on the table. Ashley Massaro keeps her up, and throws her into the ring. Ashley Massaro climbs up to the apron, and climbs up to the top rope, Marina stumbles up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet. Ashley Massaro leaps off of the top turnbuckle for a cross body block that connects on Marina, and the ref counts the 1……………….2……….KICK OUT by Marina!]

JR-Almost three there.

King-Marina won’t stop until Ashley admits she at least always gave her a fight.

Kris Gaffney-Well…even if Marina thought that, it would be a little hypocritical, but oh well…

[Ashley claps her hands, wanting a faster count, but not wanting to complain about it she just does that, and continues on her way. Ashley Massaro picks up Marina, and Marina seems dead weight, until all of a sudden Marina is able to hit a knee lift to the gut that doubles over Ashley Massaro, and Marina whips Ashley Massaro to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes, and Ashley Massaro bounces off of the ropes, and as she comes towards Marina. Marina counters with a spinning spine buster that plants Ashley Massaro on the mat, and both wreslters are down on the mat, the ref starts his standing ten count, and he gets up to about to seven, and Marina is able to get up with the help of the ropes, and she falls into the corner. Ashley Massaro gets up holding her back for a moment, and then she see’s Marina into the corner, and not being happy that Marina was showing life, Ashley Massaro charges at Marina in the corner. But Marina is able to side step her, and throws Ashley Massaro into the ring post shoulder first, and she cracks her shoulder into the ring post. Marina waits behind Ashley Massaro who is pulls herself out of the corner, and she falls into the ring. Slowly she gets up to her feet, and once she does, Marina runs to the ropes, and hits a one handed face crusher on Ashley Massaro. Marina notices that she is close to the corner, and she climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and she leaps off of the turnbuckle, and hits a second rope flying leg drop that connects on the back of the neck of Ashley Massaro. Ashley seems to be down for the count, and Marina pushes Ashley Massaro on her back, and hooks the leg, and she goes into the cover, and gets the 1…………..2…………..kick out by Ashley! Marina gets up to her feet, and she hits a few stomps on the downed Ashley Massaro. She picks her up by the hair, and hits a hair snapmare, and she runs to the ropes, and she comes off of the ropes, and she hits a kick to the back of Ashley Massaro who is in pain, and then she falls to the mat in pain.]

JR-Marina might be closing in on a victory here.

King-You think that would effect this feud?

Kris Gaffney-No…Marina wouldn’t remember it, and Ashley will never admit to it.

[Marina waits as Ashley gets up to her feet, and Marina charges at Ashley for a clothesline, but Ashley counters with a back body drop over the top rope, but Ashley lands on her feet, and Marina waits as Ashley turns around, and she does. Marina hits a sholder block. Ashley Massaro stumbles backwards, and Marina sling shots over the top rope for a shoulder block, but Ashley turns it into a ace cutter! Ashley Massaro goes to the corner, pulls herself up to the second rope, and leaps off, and hits the Star Striken! Ashley goes into the cover on Marina, and the ref counts the 1……………………..2……………….3!]

JR-What a counter by Ashley.

King-You know, I just realized that there is a lot of seeing stars in this feud.

Kris Gaffney-They must be secret star gazers.

(“Slither” blasts on the PA system as Firestorm walks to the irng,a nd he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Firestorm feels he in a slump, but it’s clear that last match anything could have happened.

King-It was a triple threat.

(“Walk” blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Rad Hazard had quite a Whiplash.

King-And now he’s the contender for the TV title.

[Firestorm and Rad Hazard stand in the middle of the ring, they talk some trash. Then Firestorm throws a fist, and Rad Hazard ducks it, and he bounces off of the ropes, and as he comes off of the ropes. Firestorm throws a fist to the face once again, but it’s ducked, and Rad Hazard waits until Firestorm turns around, and Rad Hazard tries to go for a reverse jawbreaker. But Firestorm is able to throw Rad Hazard’s hands off, and then he hits a knee lift to the gut that doubles over that Rad Hazard falls down to one knee, and Rad Hazard gets pulled up by Firestorm, and gets thrown into the ring post. He smacks into the ring post, and Rad Hazard is in a lot of pain, and Firestorm waits as Rad Hazard pulls himself out of the corner, and he stumbles up holding his shoulder, Firestorm thinking that he possibly could get an easy win here hits a kick to the gut, and turns Rad Hazard into the Firestarter, but Rad Hazard is able to push Firestorm off of the move. He bounces off of the ropes, and Rad Hazard lowers his head, and Firestorm hits a kick to the face. Rad Hazard stumbles around in pain, and he throws a fist in desperation that Firestorm easily ducks, and Firestorm must be at least above average, because he ducks it, and sets up Rad Hazard, and hits a 3.0 inverted back breaker. Firestorm gets up to his feet, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard is slow to get up to his feet, and Firestorm goes over to him, and hits a few forearm shots to the face, and he whips Rad Hazard off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. Firestorm goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under by Rad Hazard, Rad Hazard bounces off of the ropes on the opposite side, and Firestorm hits a one man flap jack that sends Rad Hazard to the mat hard. Rad Hazard rolls into the corner, and Firestorm closes the gap between them, and Firestorm hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Rad Hazard, and he whips Firestorm off of the ropes, and he crashes into the corner, and Firestorm comes in, and hits a clothesline in the corner. Firestorm backs out of the corner, and Rad Hazard stumbles out of the corner, and Firestorm kicks Rad Hazard in the gut, and he sets up Rad Hazard in a vertical suplex position, he lifts up Rad Hazard, and puts him on the top rope, and Firestorm puts Rad Hazard leg on the other side of the ropes. Firestorm hits a fist to the face of Rad Hazard, and Firestorm hits a fist to the face that stun Rad Hazard enough. So Firestorm starts to climb up to the top rope where Rad Hazard is, Rad Hazard answers back with a fist, and tries to hit another, but Firestorm blocks it, and answers back with a few head butts to Rad Hazard to once again stun him.]

JR-Firestorm is putting his all to get this one move.

King-He definitely has bad intentions.

Kris Gaffney-Probably like a lot of King’s ex-wives.

[Being that Rad Hazard is seemly dazed enough, he hooks Rad Hazard up in a vertical suplex, and goes for a super plex, but it’s countered by Rad Hazard blocking it into a cross body block! This sends Rad Hazard falling on the top of Firestorm, and rolling off the move. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and once they get up to their feet, both are dazed, Firestorm throws a wild fist being that he is the less beaten up of the two, and he ducks under, and he sets up, and hits a belly to back suplex on Firestorm. Rad Hazard rolls out of the ring under the bottom rope on the apron, and he climbs up on the apron, and climbs to this feet. Firestorm gets up to his feet, and charges at Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard counters this with a shoulder block this drives Firestorm backwards, and Rad Hazard measures up, and he spring boards on the top rope when he’s ready, and he leaps off of the top rope, and hits a diving clothesline that connects on Firestorm. Firestorm goes down to the mat, slowly he gets up to his feet, but it’s clear that he’s dazed. Rad Hazard hits a few fists to the face of Firestorm, and Firestorm backs to the ropes, and Rad Hazard tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Firestorm. Rad Hazard bounces off of the ropes, when he bounces off of the ropes Firestorm uses Rad Hazard own momentum to throw him up in the air, but as he comes down to the mat. Rad Hazard hits a drop kick that knocks back Firestorm stumbling backwards. Firestorm falls through the ropes, and on to the apron. Rad Hazard measures up as Firestorm is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Rad Hazard runs at the ropes, and he sling shots Firestorm into the ring. Firestorm crashes on the mat, and Firestorm is in pain as he holds his back, Rad Hazard measures up as Firestorm is slow to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. He hooks Firestorm, and drives him down with an impaler DDT! Rad Hazard pushes Firestorm on his back, and hooks Firestorm leg for a cover, and the ref counts the 1…………………………………..2…………………….KICK OUT by Firestorm. Rad Hazard can’t believe it, but he doesn’t argue, instead he gets on top of Firestorm, and hits a few angry mounted punches. Seemly he wasn’t blaming the ref as much as himself….or Firestorm. Anyways Rad Hazard yells as the ref pulls him off, and then he starts to yell at the ref.]

JR-Rad is going insane.

King-He probably is hear voices in his head.

Kris Gaffney-That’s someone else.

[Firestorm gets up in the corner, and Rad Hazard turns around, and he charges at Firestorm. Rad Hazard hits a clothesline in the corner, and he picks up Firestorm into the corner top turnbuckle, Rad climbs up, and tries to hook Firestorm for a super plex, but it’s countered with a few fists to the face, and follows it up with a kick to the gut that doubles over Rad Hazard, Firestorm turns over Rad Hazard, and Firestorm hits a top rope Firestarter on Rad Hazard! Firestorm goes into the cover on Rad Hazard for the 1………………….2………………….3!]

JR-Quick thinking by Firestorm got him the pin, and the win.

Kris Gaffney-Rad certainly didn’t see that one coming.

(“Death of Me” blasts on the PA system as Scott Tazte walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Tazte might not have gotten the win at Whiplash, but he’s a match away from bouncing back.

King-Yeah…but you got to wonder how close he’s going to getting sued.

Kris Gaffney-Nike clearly hates him.

(“Bad Company” blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring along with Tony Valentino.)

JR-Some people say that Pond was moments away from being world champion.

King-That would be shocking to many.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, it would be like Ashley being impressed with a match.

[Scott Tazte and Dewey Pond lock up, and Scott Tazte takes down Dewey Pond with a arm drag release, which sends Dewey Pond downt o the mat, he gets up to his feet, and Scott Tazte hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over, and Scott Tazte puts Dewey Pond in a vertical suplex position, and he hits a snap suplex, and Scott Tazte knowing that won’t be quite enough to put anyone away, much less someone that was in the main event of a PPV, decides to make sure that he’s wore down more. Scott Tazte puts on a chin lock, and the ref makes sure that it’s not a choke hold, and Dewey Pond gets up to his feet after a time, and he looks for way out of the hold, and Dewey Pond hits a few elbows into the gut that starts to break the hold of Scott Tazte, and Dewey Pond is able to get out of the hold of Scott Tazte, and Dewey Pond runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and Dewey Pond hits a standing drop kick that knocks down Dewey Pond. Scott Tazte gets up to his feet, and runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes. Dewey Pond is in the seated position by this moment, and Scott Tazte hits a running knee to the head that knocks down Dewey Pond down to the mat, Scott Tazte seeing that Dewey Pond is still very much moving after this doesn’t go for the cover, rather he hits a few stomps on the downed Dewey Pond. Finally the ref makes Scott Tazte back off, and Dewey Pond gets up to his feet, and he falls into the corner, and Scott Tazte hits a few knife edge chops to the chest, before the ref can complain about giving Dewey Pond space. Scott Tazte whips Dewey Pond out of the corner, to the opposite side of the ring, and he crashes into the corner. Scott Tazte takes a few moments, and then charges at Dewey Pond in the corner, but Dewey Pond is able to counter with a boot to the face. Scott Tazte is stumbling around, and Dewey Pond pulls himself up to the second rope, and then goes for a tornado DDT, but as he’s executing it. He throws Dewey Pond off, and as Pond lands on his feet, he walks forward right into a super kick that flattens Dewey Pond. Scott Tazte takes a few moments to shake off the boot to the face, and then he decides to do the always feared pose before the Kountdown! Slowly Scott Tazte stalks behind Dewey Pond as he gets up to his feet, turns around into a kick, and the Kountdown!]

JR-BUH GAWD THE POSE!

King-..the Kountdown was pretty good too.

Kris Gaffney-The hell with the Kountdown, it’s all about the pose! Without it, the Kountdown is nothing but a move done by X-Pac!

[Scott Tazte pushes Dewey Pond on his back, but out of no where, Dewey Pond locks on the cross face! Scott Tazte seemly not only doesn’t appreciate this because it hurts, but it’s not suppose to exist. Anyways, Scott Tazte realizes he’s near the ropes, so he grabs the ropes, and Dewey Pond lets go knowing that he did some damage, enough so that he might be able to rest up, and he lets go. Dewey Pond takes a few moments, and both wrestlers are down on the mat, and they both get up to his feet, and Scott Tazte goes for a fist to the face of Dewey Pond, but Dewey Pond is able to duck under. Scott Tazte gets hit with a belly to back suplex that connects on Scott Tazte. Dewey Pond rolls into the ring, and he gets up in the corner, and Scott Tazte gets up to his feet, once he see’s Dewey Pond charges at Scott Tazte. Dewey Pond dives through the ropes, and he hits a catapault double foot to the face of Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte falls backwards, and Dewey Pond goes to the outside, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he waits for Scott Tazte to get up to his feet. Once he does, Dewey Pond leaps off of the top rope, and he hits a flying lou thez press on Scott Tazte. Dewey Pond hits a few mounted fist to the face for good measure as the ref warns Dewey Pond about the closed fist. Dewey Pond doesn’t continue for long, he gets off Scott Tazte, and lifts up Scott Tazte, and he leads him to the corner, and smashes his head on the top turnbuckle. Scott Tazte is stunned as he turns around, Dewey Pond hits a few fists to the face of Scott Tazte, and Scott Tazte is stunned, and Dewey Pond brings Scott Tazte out of the corner, and tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed. Dewey Pond bounces off of the ropes, Scott Tazte goes for a clothesline, Dewey Pond ducks under. He waits as Scott Tazte turns around, and once he does, Dewey Pond sets up Scott Tazte, and hits the belly to belly suplex right into the pin for the 1………………2……………KICK OUT by Scott Tazte!]

JR-Almost three.

King-Tazte is going to have to think of something.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe a new Nike catch phrase!

King-Were going to keep milking that one.

[Dewey Pond picks up Scott Tazte, and he whips Tazte to the ropes, but Pond looks like he see’s something in the crowd, but realizing Tazte’s coming otwards him, he tries to recover with whatever he thought he saw with the Dew Drop, but Tazte is able to slide behind him, and Dewey Pond turns around into a kick, and the Remedy! Scott Tazte goes into the cover on Dewey Pond for the 1……………2…………3!]

JR-Tazte found a way to win there.

King-Dewey Pond must have saw something.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe another mob boss…

(“Danni Vesneski’ theme” blasts on the PA system as Danni Vesneski walks on the stage, and then goes off the side of the stage.)

JR-What is Danni thinking here.

King-Knowing him…nothing much.

Kris Gaffney-Well…you don’t know him, now do you…

(“This Fire Burns” blasts on the PA system as CM Punk walks to the ring.)

King-He finally gave into the pressure.

Kris Gaffney-Just when you figured out his past theme…

[CM Punk as he’s coming to the ring gets hit from behind by Danni Vesneski who hits a clubbing blow to the back of CM Punk. CM Punk stumbles forward, and Danni Vesneski waits as CM Punk turns around, and CM Punk gets hit with a few fist to the face by Danni Vesneski. Danni Vesneski grabs CM Punk, and charges at the entrance, and Danni Vesneski tries to smash CM Punk’s head into the stage, but CM Punk is able to block it, and then CM Punk catches Danni Vesneski on the face. CM Punk waits as Danni Vesneski stumbles around, and CM Punk turns around, and Danni Vesneski hits a kick to the gut, and then CM Punk sets up Danni Vesneski into a vertical suplex, and CM Punk lifts up Danni Vesneski, and CM Punk hits a snap suplex on the hard floor. CM Punk hits a few stomps on the downed Danni Vesneski who tries to roll away from CM Punk who is clearly has the advantage, and obviously can’t be stopped right now, and he rolls away, and crawls down the steps on the side of the stage. Danni Vesneski gets up on the bottom of the stage, and he turns around, and CM Punk charges from the stage, and leaps off of the top of the stage, and he connects with a cross body block that sendes Danni Vesneski down to the mat, and CM Punk hits a few fists to the downed Danni Vesneski, Danni Vesneski turns it around, and hits a few fists to the face of CM Punk. CM Punk pushes Danni Vesneski off, and Danni Vesneski stumbles to his feet, and charges at CM Punk who hits a spinning back kick to the gut that makes Danni Vesneski stumbles backwards. CM Punk follows him, and comes from behind him, and CM Punk throws him threw a door that leads to a hall way in the arena, CM Punk takes a few time to pump up the crowd as he follows Danni Vesneski who is getting up to his feet, all of a sudden Danni Vesneski connects with a super kick that knocks down CM Punk. Danni Vesneski goes to get a chair, and he finds one. He turns around, and he raises it over his head, and charges at CM Punk with the chair, but CM Punk comes out of no where with a kick to the side of the head, which makes Danni Vesneski stumble away, and drop the chair. CM Punk shakes off the effect of the super kick by Danni Vesneski, and he looks at the chair that Danni Vesneski was going to smash him with, and it’s clear that he wants to make sure that Danni pays for even thinking of smashing him with that chair, so he grabs the chair, and looks like he has murder in his eyes.]

King-For someone who is so “don’t do that”…Punk certainly wants to smash Danni Vesneski.

Kris Gaffney-Well…his only addiction is competition.

JR-And he’s getting quite a lot of it from Danni Vesneski.

[CM Punk goes over to the Danni Vesneski, but Danni Vesneski is able to hit a knee lift to the gut which makes CM Punk drop the chair, and Danni Vesneski sets up CM Punk for a piledriver on the exposed floor, but CM Punk blocks it. Danni Vesneski tries it again, but it’s blocked one more time, and CM Punk counters with a back body drop that sends Danni Vesneski hard on the floor. CM Punk takes sometime to rest up, and once he gets up to his feet. CM Punk charges at him, but Danni Vesneski counters with a low blow, and Danni Vesneski tries to look around for his next move as CM Punk stumbles around, and Danni Vesneski spots the chair that CM Punk had earlier, he grabs the chair, and he waits as CM Punk turns around, and Danni Vesneski smashes CM Punk with the chair. CM Punk goes down to the mat, and Danni Vesneski shakes his head, and is able to rest up as CM Punk is still down on the floor. Danni Vesneski knowing that the match is in his hands, and he must not fall grabs CM Punk by the hair, and charges at another door, and he throws him into the door, which sends CM Punk out of the arena to a parking garage! Danni Vesneski takes his time to rest up, and once CM Punk gets up to his feet, Danni Vesneski picks him up, and hits a body slam on the hard cement! Danni Vesneski looks around, and see’s a car parked, and he brings over CM Punk to it, and he picks up CM Punk and hits a snake eyes on the car hood. CM Punk stumbles around, and Danni Vesneski grabs CM Punk’s arm, and pulls him into him, and hits a diving short arm clothesline. Danni Vesneski takes a short break as he has had to pull himself through a lot as Danni Vesneski backs to the car hood. Suddenly CM Punk see’s this chance, and he nips up quickly, so much quickly that Danni Vesneski is taken off guard, thinking he might have a chance to get this match back into his control. CM Punk charges at Danni Vesneski, but Danni Vesneski is able to counter with a back body drop that sends CM Punk flying through the air, and he crashes into the car hood, which not only dents the hood, but leaves Punk once again in pain. Something that he is simply not going to nip up from as he just did.]

JR-This is a gloried brawl, that’s what this is.

King-Yeah…can’t cover, because a street fight needs to be won in the ring.

Kris Gaffney-But you can go anywhere…you’d think they’d make it a falls count anywhere match since it’s called a STREET FIGHT!

[CM Punk rolls off the car, and crawls away, and he gets up to his feet, and Danni Vesneski goes for a round house kick to the head, but it’s ducked under by CM Punk who picks up Danni Vesneski for the GTS, but Danni Vesneski is able to slide out of the back, and waits as Danni Vesneski hits a super kick which stumbles CM Punk backwards, and down to the floor, suddenly a horn can be heard, and a light from off camera can be seen as a car turns a corner quickly, and hits into Danni Vesneski. Vesneski is down, and CM Punk looks shocked, suddenly the door opens, and Christian is driving the car, and he looks on in disbelief.]

JR-The hell is Christian thinking?

Kris Gaffney-What…seemed like an accident.

(The camera zooms in on Christian shocked face as we fade away.)