EMF: Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen) (We open up the arena as pyrotechnics blasts on Shockwave set. The pyrotechnics end and the lights turn on. Fans yell and wave their signs as the camera scans the crowd. After a few shots of the crowd, we get one shot of the crowd from a zoomed out view. There is one more scan of the crowd as the commentators begin to talk.) JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from Washington DC. Hello and Welcome to another edition of Saturday Shockwave. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King-Tonight we have the wild card battle royal for a tag team title shot. Kris Gaffney-That match has always produced interesting combinations. King-That’s for sure. JR-Let’s get started the first match of the night. Mist fills the stage before the music kicks it up a gear, Conner Wicklow arrives through the mist and poses amongst a blast of white light. He steps inside of the ring. JR-Connor Wicklow has been impressive since returning. King-I got to wonder if he’s looking forward to the TV championship. Kris Gaffney-Then now forever! Pimp Slap That Hoe" by "Soulja Boi" plays in the background, as the arena is filled with various purple and pink colours. "Mack Daddy" Haynes struts out to the stage, equipped in a flashy purple robe with a white fluffy lining along the interior of the robe. He's equipped in a purple fedora with black shades, and a purple cane. He raises his arms in the air, before doing a "pimp-limp" walk down the ramp, ignoring the boos conducted by the audience along the ramp. He eyes one audience member, and pretends to "pimp-slap" him, before chuckling. He walks down the remainder of the ramp, before walking up the stairs. He eyes over the crowd, lowering his shades to give one person a minor glare. He then steps into the ring, through the middle-rope, raising his arms in the air with the cane in hand. He then takes off his fedora, robe, and cane, revealing his purple trunks, knee-pads, and elbow pads, which have the words "Mack Daddy" on the back of his trunks in gold letters. He eyes the stage, pacing back and fourth. *** JR-But I doubt that Chrsitopher Haynes has forgotten last week. Kris Gaffney-To get some revenge on someone who had a more favorable out come would be sweet. King-And if that doesn’t work out, he can just come up here and slap JR…just saying. [Christopher Haynes steps inside of the middle of the ring, and they stare down each other. Christopher Haynes hits a hard slap to the face that makes Connor Wicklow back up and make him think about what he is about to do next, and once he has turned back Christopher Haynes runs towards Connor Wicklow, and he goes for a clothesline, and Connor ducks under, and Christopher Haynes bounces off of the ropes, and Connor Wicklow hits a deep arm drag release that makes Christopher Hayne fly across the ring, and Christopher Haynes gets up to his feet quickly, and he runs towards Connor Wicklow, and he goes for another deep arm drag release. Once again Christopher Haynes gets up, but this time it’s much slower, and Connor Wicklow hits one more arm drag that sends Christopher flying, but this time he holds on to it right into the arm bar. The ref makes sure that Christopher Haynes doesn’t want to give it up for some reason. Which he doesn’t, and Chrsitopher Haynes gets up to his feet, and he backs up Connor Wicklow to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and Connor Wicklow comes off of the ropes, and he puts him down on the mat with a sling blade. Connor Wicklow goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he waits for Christopher Haynes to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with the shotgun drop kick that puts down Christopher Haynes.] JR-That could do it. King-You just piss Mack Daddy more now JR. Kris Gaffney-Yeah, don’t want to do that. [Connor Wicklow goes into the cover on Mack Daddy. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by CHrisotpher Haynes. Christopher Haynes is trying to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet Connor Wicklow attempts to go for the zero signal, but Christopher Haynes reaches up, and he pokes Connor Wicklow in the eyes. Christopher Hayne drops Connor Wicklow with a DDT that plants him down into the mat. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. The ref starts his standing ten count. The ref counts 1………..2……………..3…………4……….5……..Christopher Haynes crawls towards the corner……….6………7…Christopher Haynes gets up to his feet with the help of the ropes breaking the count for both. But clearly he doesn’t have enough to continue his attack, Connor Wicklow attempts to use this, but at the last moment he moves out of the way. Connor his face into the top turnbuckle. Christopher Haynes picks up Connor Wicklow and he connects with a body slam. He holds up his hand to the crowd. And he struts to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes, still strutting, and he drops a fist drop known as the Mack Daddy Shuffle to Connor Wicklow. Christopher Haynes goes into the cover on Connor Wicklow. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2……….KICK OUT by Connor Wicklow!!] JR-Christopher Haynes looking to end this match right now. King-I’m hoping he doesn’t forget to slap JR in the face. Kris Gaffney-That’s what you have been hoping for. [Connor Wicklow gets thrown into the corner, and he gets hit with a few fists to the gut, and he whips him to the opposite side of the corner.Connor Wicklow hits into the corner. Christopher Haynes runs towards the corner, and he goes for a splash, but at the last moment Connor Wicklow moves out of the way. Christopher Haynes staggers out of the corner, and Connor kicks him in the gut, and he puts him down with the zero signal!! Christopher Haynes seems out of it. Connor goes into the cover on Haynes. The ref counts 1…………2…………3!!] JR-At the last moment Connor Wicklow is able to get the victory. (“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage, he nods to the crowd and he does the YES! Taunt down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Daniel Bryan and the Melon Club have had many run in’s. King-Probably because he’s a vegan, and they have god on their sides. Kris Gaffney-If only that was an advantage. (“the duck song” blasts on the PA system Walter Melon walks out on the stage, suddenly Ashley Irvine springs up from the stage yelling “WATERMELON!!” Walter Melon watches her fly away. He walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) King-Huh…wonder when Ashley’s going to come back to earth? Kris Gaffney-Never… JR-This should be a hell of a match. [Daniel Bryan and Walter Melon exchange fists, and kicks, and Daniel Bryan tries to whip Walter Melon, but it’s countered by Walter Melon who hits a back elbow to the face. Daniel Bryan is slow to get up to his feet as he holds his face, and Walter Melon picks up Daniel Bryan, and he drops him with a body slam. Walter Melon hits a few stomps on the downed Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan rolls into the corner. Walter Melon hits a few shoulder blocks into the gut, and he brings out Daniel Bryan to the ropes, and he whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Daniel Bryan ducks under a clothesline by Walter Melon, and he continue sto the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the other side of the ring, Walter Melon catches Daniel Bryan with a scoop power slam. Walter Melon goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan.] JR-Almost three there. King-That’s because the Melon Gods didn’t want it to end there. Kris Gaffney-Is that in the Melon Bible? King-It is…they said…don’t win here, idiot. [Walter Melon waits for Daniel Bryan to get up to his feet. Walter Melon goes for spitting seeds, but Daniel Bryan is able to duck under, and he runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a diving clothesline that knocks down Walter Melon. Walter Melon gets up to his feet, and Daniel Bryan hits a kicks to the gut, and he hits a snap suplex.] JR-Daniel Bryan might be gaining the momentum back. King-I got a feeling it’s not going to help. [Walter Melon gets up to his feet, and Daniel Bryan goes for a kick to the head. Walter Melon ducks under, and Walter Melon drops him with a falling slam. Walter Melon goes to the outside of the ring. He climbs up to the top rope, and he jumps off of the top rope and he connects with the fruit smash splash. Walter Melon goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan. The ref counts 1………….2……….3!!] JR-And Walter Melon picks up the victory. King-Like it was ever in doubt…unless the Melon Gods said it is (“Game on” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Tonight Tony Ikeda might be looking forward to the tag team battle royal, but first he has to face JT Maverick. King-This could be BADDDDDDDDDD ("No One Survives" blasts on the PA system. JT Maverick walks on the stage. JT Maverick walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Although JT Maverick is looking to get out of a slump. King-I guess not being better than Azar really effected him. Kris Gaffney-Seems so. [Tony Ikeda and JT Maverick pace around the ring. Tony Ikeda is able to put JT Maverick into a head lock, and he puts on the pressure on JT Maverick. JT Maverick is able to push Ton y Ikeda into the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a running shoulder block. JT Maverick gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Tony Ikeda hits a hard fist to the face that knocks down JT Maverick. Tony Ikeda pulls up JT Maverick and he whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. JT Maverick jumps in the air, and he goes for a cross body block, but Tony Ikeda is able to caught JT Maverick, and he drops him with a rib breaker. Tony Ikeda waits for JT Maverick to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Tony Ikeda hooks JT Maverick, and he drops him with a full nelson slam. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on JT Maverick. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by JT Maverick. JT Maverick is slow to get up to his feet. Tony Ikeda pushes him into the corner, and he hits a few stomps into the gut that rock JT Maverick in the corner. Tony Ikeda back out of the corner as the ref warns him, he goes back on the attack. And he whips JT Maverick into the corner opposite side of where JT Maverick is, and he crashes hard into the corner. Tony Ikeda seems to be taking his time.] JR-Badd Boy seems to be taking his sweet time right now. King-I’m sure this won’t end up baddddddddd. Kris Gaffney-Just any time to use the Badd puns I guess is a good time. [Tony Ikeda runs towards the corner, and he jumps in the air, but JT Maverick is able to move out of the way. JT Maverick waits for Tony Ikeda, and he drops him with a reverse neck breaker that sends him down on the mat. JT Maverick takes a few moments to rest up, he grabs a hold of the ropes, and he pulls himself up to his feet.] JR-JT Maverick might be able to mount a come back here. King-You think he will? Kris Gaffney-This is where I need a magic 8 ball. [JT Maverick goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. Tony Ikeda climbs up to the top rope, and JT Maverick jumps off, but Tony Ikeda is able to catch JT Maverick and he drops him with a full nelson suplex. JT Maverick is down. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on JT Maverick. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…………..3!!] JR-JT Maverick took a risk, and it did not pay off. King-That wasn’t good…in fact it was BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD (“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage, and he has his web camera and he takes footage of himself walking down to ring side. He jumps on the turnbuckle and poses before entering the ring.) JR-Zack Ryder is one of the superstar with two matches tonight. King-Not cool bro. Kris Gaffney-Unless he likes to wrestle. King-NOT COOL! As my music comes across the PA system I walk out to the stage. I stand there and lift both my arms and there is pro. I then walk down the ramp up the stairs and through the middle to the ring. JR-Ray Revenge is out for…well revenge. King-That’s always good to live up to the name…that way Ashley Irvine doesn’t get confused. Kris Gaffney-I’m certain that’s the reason why. [Zack Ryder is pumping up the crowd. Seemly Ray Revenge is out to get what else revenge, and he goes for a fist to the face. Zack Ryder ducks under, and he connects with a few fists to the face that makes him stagger backwards into the corner. Zack Ryder whips Ray Revenge to the ropes, and Zack Ryder bounces off of the ropes. As Zack Ryder goes for a drop kick, Ray Revenge is able to hook on the ropes, and Zack Ryder hits hard into the mat. Ray Revenge is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet Ray Revenge takes down Ray Revenge down on the mat with a head lock take down. Ray Revenge holds on the pressure on Zack Ryder. Ray Revenge slowly gets up to his feet as Zack Ryder pushes him up, gut Revenge holds on the pressure, and he backs up Ray Revenge to the ropes, and he whips him off of the ropes, Zack Ryder goes for a clothesline as he bounces off of the ropes, and Ray Reveng ducks under, and he lifts him up. Ray Revenge throws him over his head, and he connects with a fall away slam.] JR-So far the new comer Ray Revenge has over come Zack Ryder attempts for moves. King-That’s what he gets for taking footage he’ll never release. Kris Gaffney-Extremely fair trade off [Ray Revenge is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, Ray Revenge lifts up Zack Ryder for a body slam, but Ray Revenge is able to struggle out of the back. Ray Revenge turns around. Zack Ryder lands on the floor. Ray Revenge turns around, and Zack Ryder jumps in the air, and he connects with a standing drop kick that knocks back Ray Revenge. Ray Revenge staggers out of the ropes, and Zack Ryder hooks Ray Revenge into a small package. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…KICK OUT by Ray Revenge, Zack Ryder and Ray Revenge gets up to his feet quickly, and Ray Revenge goes for a clothesline. Zack Ryder ducks under, and he lifts him up, and he connects with an inverted atomic drop. Zack Ryder knocks down Ray Revenge with a running clothesline. Zack Ryder hooks Ray Revenge, and he drops him with a side Russian leg sweep that puts down Ray Revenge.] JR-Ray Revenge looks like he’s in trouble. King-Wait until Ray gets revenge for this!! Kris Gaffney-I’m certain that’s how the name came to be…something like that. [Zack Ryder is slow to get up to his feet, he signals for the Rough Ryder, Zack Ryder goes for it, but before he can hit it. Ray Revenge throws Zack Ryder in the air, and he comes down with the code breaker. Zack Ryder is seemly knocked out on the mat. Ray Revenge goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2……………..3!!] JR-However Ray Revenge was able to find that one moment first and gained the victory. On the tron it shows an open field with a sign that just says "SV" and "I'm Back" plays on the speakers. The scene on the tron changes and it shows Killer Tschida's face complete with sunglasses. The words "EFEDERATION LEGEND, KILLER TSCHIDA!" show up on the tron. Killer Tschida then shows up in the aisle and he points his fist to the ring then he throws his fist up and back as pyro goes off. JR-Killer Tschida last week was able to secure his second chance at a singles championship. King-He’s going into a whole different environment. Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage. Kris Gaffney-But then again. What better way to prepare than to face the former champion. King-Ricky Vegas is looking to make an impact as well. Kris Gaffney-Guess we’ll see what happens. [Killer Tschida and Ricky Vegas pace around the ring, and they lock up, and Killer Tschida is able to go behind Ricky Vegas and he puts him into a hammer lock. Ricky Vegas looks for a way out of the hold, and he is able to hit a snapmare that sends him flying across the ring. Ricky Vegas and Killer Tschida gets hit with a running clothesline that knocks him down on the mat. Ricky Vegas goes for another one, but Killer Tschida is able to duck under, and he runs to the ropes, and as he comes off of the ropes Ricky Vegas flattens him to the mat with a full house right to the face. Killer Tschida is down on the mat. Ricky Vegas goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2..KICK OUT by Killer Tschida!! Ricky Vegas grabs Killer Tschida, and pulls him up to his feet. Ricky Vegas hits a few forearm shots to the face that knocks him backwards into the ropes, and he tries to whip him to the ropes. Killer Tschida comes off of the ropes, and he goes for a hip toss, but Killer Tschida is able to land on his feet, but Ricky Vegas is able to think quickly, and he connects with a knee lift that doubles him over, and he hooks him, and he lifts him up. Ricky Vegas drops him with the first body slam. Ricky Vegas picks up Killer Tschida to his feet, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with another body slam!! ] JR-Ricky Vegas is attempting to complete the three of a kind. King- I’m sure that Killer is thinking of something. Kris Gaffney-Let’s not hope he doesn’t change his nickname to RelliK [Ricky Vegas attempts to go for another body slam, but it’s countered by Killer Tschida is able to struggle out of the back of Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas turns around, and Killer Tschida is able to hit a one arm breaker. Ricky Vegas holds his arm as Killer Tschida rolls towards the corner, and he pulls himself up to his feet. Ricky Vegas runs towards the corner, and he goes for a splash in the corner in an effort to keep the match in his control. But Killer Tschida is able to move out of the way at the last moment, and he staggers backwards. Killer Tschida waits for Ricky Vegas to turn around, and he blasts him with a Killer kick right to the jaw. Ricky Vegas goes down on the mat. Killer Tschida goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2………..KICK OUT by Ricky Vegas. Killer Tschida takes a few moments to rest up. Ricky Vegas is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Ricky Vegas goes for a fist to the face, but Killer Tschida is able to duck under, and he connects with a few forearm shots to the face that knocks back Ricky Vegas, and Killer Tschida whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying back elbow that puts down Ricky Vegas.] JR-Killer Tschida with the back elbow. King-Maybe this isn’t a gamble that Ricky Vegas didn’t want to make. Kris Gaffney-You have been saving that one for weeks…haven’t you? [Ricky Vegas stalks Killer Tschida, and he attempts to bring him down with an arm bar. Ricky Vegas blocks it as Killer Tschida attempts to continue to go for the Tschida lock. Ricky Vegas tries to roll through, but Killer Tschida is able to hook Ricky vegas for a pinning combination. The ref counts 1………….2…Ricky Vegas counters into a pinning combination of his own on Killer Tschida. The ref counts 1………….2………….3!!] JR-Submission specialist are known not just to have ability to lock in holds, but know all counters to those holds. And that played key in Ricky Vegas victory tonight. King-And seemly the counters to the counters. Lights go out as One Step Closer starts to play. The song reaches its peak as the lights come back on and a quick blue and green fireworks display goes off in front of the titantron and BreakDown makes his way out to the stage. He hypes up the crowd from the stage, then makes his way to the ring where he climbs to the top of the turnbuckle, runs a hand through his hair, then extends his arms horizontally before aiming them at the camera and doing finger guns JR-Breakdown last week got a visit by the Wretched Nobody. King-Seemly he doesn’t like people watching him. Kris Gaffney-Is anyone going to tell him that there are thousands of people live watching him right now and millions watching him right now? King-Na, I’m sure he’ll appreciate the surprise. We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays. Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves! Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere. Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the Five Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY! Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner. JR-The Wretched Nobody has some grand plan from last week. King-I say let the Melon Gods decide. Kris Gaffney-Always seems to be the way to go for you. [The Wretched Nobody stares down Breakdown who seemly doesn’t seem to take kindly to that as he fire away fists on the Wretched Nobody. Breakdown runs to the ropes, and he goes for a shoulder block, but the Wretched Nobody stares down Breakdown. Breakdown runs towards the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes he jumps in the air, but the Wretched Nobody catches Breakdown, he holds him for a few moments, and he drops him across his knee for a rib breaker. Breakdown is in pain. The Wretched Nobody drops an elbow drop on Breakdown. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Breakdown. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………KICK OUT by Breakdown. Breakdown rolls away, and he tries to pull himself up to his feet with the help of the ropes.Breakdown stays in the corner. The Wretched Nobody tries to close the gap, but as he comes into the corner, Breakdown fires a fist, but the Wretched Nobody is able to block it, and he connects with a knee lift into the gut, and he brings out Breakdown out of the corner. The Wretched Nobody connects with a head butt that puts down Breakdown. Breakdown is slow to get up to his feet, The Wretched Nobody connects with a few fists to the face and he whips Breakdown to the ropes. Breakdown bounces off of the ropes. The Wretched Nobody lowers his head, and the Wretched Nobody connects with a big back body drop that sends him flying through the air. Breakdown crashes down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody stalks Breakdown and he holds his arm up.] JR-Breakdown might not like the view if he gets up. Kris Gaffney-Probably should stay down. King-Yeah, but if he did it wouldn’t be a professional wrestling match. [ Breakdown gets up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody grabs Breakdown around the throat, and he lifts him up for a choke slam, but Breakdown is able to get free. Breakdown hooks The Wretched Nobody into a front face lock, and he drops him with a DDT. Both wrestlers are down. The ref starts his standing ten count. The ref counts 1…………..2…………….3…both wrestlers are starting to stir….4….5…..Breakdown crawls towards the ropes, and he pulls himself up to his feet….6……The Wretched Nobody is up. The Wretched Nobody runs towards Breakdown. Breakdown senses this coming, and he connects with a drop toe hold that sends the Wretched Nobody throat first into the second rope. The Wretched Nobody rolls away holding his throat, he gets up to in the corner. Breakdown runs towards the corner, and up the ropes, and he connects with a “watch the knee”ezuguri to the back of the head. The Wretched Nobody staggers out of the corner. Breakdown hooks The WretchedNobody, and he drops him with a mirigine DDT. Breakdown pushes The Wretched Nobody on his back. Breakdown goes into the position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………………2…….KICK OUT by Breakdown. Breakdown takes a few moments to rest up as he has a chance to at this point.] JR-Breakdown is taking it to the World Champion. King-Breakdown is breaking down Wretch? Kris Gaffney-If that’s the case…Grace is going to explode our censor machine. [Breakdown pick sup the Wretched Nobody. But the Wretched Nobody out of no where bashes his head against the bridge of the nose which causes Breakdown to turn away. He’s now bleeding badly, and it’s getting in his eyes. The Wretched Nobody runs towards Breakdown. Breakdown goes for a blind clothesline. The Wretched Nobody ducks under, and he continues to the ropes. The Wretched Nobody bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a trephination that puts down Breakdown. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Breakdown. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…………..3!!] JR-I’m not sure if the Wretched Nobody drew it up that way, but it certainly did work. Kris Gaffney-I believe he did…it’s JR who doesn’t believe. (The EMF goes to commercial and we come back with the ring filled with all superstars in the ring.) JR-Now it’s time for our Wild Card battle royal. King-I think D’Lo Brown would be impressed that we have had more than one of these. Kris Gaffney-He would… [The bell rings and the wrestlers start to brawling without a moments hesistation. Tony Ikeda and Troy Gafgen renew their hatred of each other as they throw fists to the face. Troy Gafgen is getting the upper hand, and he throws Tony Ikeda over the top rope…….but Tony lands on the apron. Troy’s hammers away on Tony Ikeda. When Troy Gafgen gets attacked from behind by Breakdown. Troy Gafgen turns around, and Breakdown hits a clothesline over the top rope. Troy Gafgen falls over to the top to the floor. TROY GAFGEN IS ELIMINATED!! Daniel Bryan is on the other side of the ring as Killer Tschida has his back turned. It would seem like he thought he eliminated Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan attempts to get back into the ring, but out of no where Tschida is able to hit a Killer Kick. Seemly Daniel Bryan wasn’t as under the radar as he thought he was. Daniel Bryan falls off of the apron, and down on the floor. DANIEL BRYAN IS ELIMINATED!! JT Maverick has CM Punk in the corner, JT Maverick hits a few knee’s into the stomach of CM Punk. JT Maverick backs up, and he goes for a splash in the corner, but CM Punk moves out of the way. CM Punk takes a few steps away from the corner, and he connects with his running knee, BUT JT Maverick dumps him over the top rope!! But CM Punk lands on the apron. JT Maverick turns around, and CM Punk hooks him, and hip tosses him over the top rope and to the floor. JT MAVERICK IS ELIMINATED!! Ricky Vegas has Brandon Leno in the black jack, he’s clearly in a lot of pain, but as we know that is not going to allow him to win this match. Brandon Leno rolls through, and he is able to break the hold. Ricky Vegas stops himself from going over the top rope. Brandon Leno runs otwards Ricky Vegas to attempt to clothesline him over the top rope, Ricky Vegas is able to counter with a back body drop that sends Brandon Leno flying over the top rope, and he falls on the floor. BRANDON LENO IS ELIMINATED!!] JR-What a big elimination of the IC champion. King-Wonder if that’s prelude to something. Kris Gaffney-Na…. [Tommy Malone being pushed in a corner by Christopher Haynes trying to get him over the top rope, but Tommy Malone is able hit a few fists to the break up the attempt. Tommy Malone is in the corner, Haynes runs at Tommy Malone, Malone gets hit boot up. Tommy Malone gets up to the second turnbuckle, and jumps off for the liberation driver…but it’s countered by Tommy Malone throwing him off. Tommy Malone falls on the apron. Tommy Malone stands up and attempts to get into the ring, but Christopher Haynes hits a low blow, and a big pimp slap across the face on Tommy Malone that sends him flying off of the apron and down to the floor. TOMMY MALONE IS ELIMINATED!! CM Punk has just defended off Breakdown with a kick after he landed on the apron. CM Punk sling shots himself up to the top rope, but Kenny Omegrape is able come into the picture and knock CM Punk off of the top rope, and CM Punk goes flying over the top rope, and he falls down on the floor. CM PUNK IS ELIMINATED!! Breakdown comes from behind Kenny OMegrape and he throws him over the top rope, and he lands on the floor. KENNY OMEGRAPE IS ELIMINATED!!] King-Meh…the Melon Gods didn’t want Kenny to be teaming up with anyone other than the Melon Club anyways. Kris Gaffney-I’m certain that Kenny is looking at it like that. King-He definitely is!! [Ricky Vegas has Tony Ikeda up for the final body slam in the three of a kind, but out of no where Tony Ikeda struggles out of the back. Tony Ikeda pushes Ricky Vegas. Vegas goes flying over the top rope, and he falls on the floor. RICKY VEGAS IS ELIMINATED!! Zack Ryder is going for the Rough Ryder on Breakdown, but Breakdown catches him and tries to hurl him over the top rope with a running power bomb, but Zack Ryder counters with a hurricanarana over the top rope that sends Breakdown over the top rope, and down on the floor. BREAKDOWN IS ELIMINATED!! Zack Ryder gets up on the apron. Christopher Haynes attempts another pimp slap to knock him off, but Zack Ryder ducks under, and hang mans Haynes which turns him around, and Killer Tschida hits a super kick that knocks Haynes backwards, and Zack Ryder lowers the bridge of the top rope. Haynes tumbles over the top rope and on to the floor. CHRISTOPHER HAYNES IS ELIMINATED!!!] JR-The team of Ryder and Killer Tschida are working together. King-You got to wonder if they’d be better off just being a team. Kris Gaffney-Maybe….they still have a shot to win this, but yeah…this match could throw a wrench in those plans. [Tony Ikeda attacks Killer Tschida, before Zack Ryder can get into the ring, Connor Wicklow hits a running knee to the face with the help of the ropes. This sends Zack Ryder backwards. ZACK RYDER IS ELIMINATED. Killer is distracted by this, and Tony Ikeda uses it to his advantage, and throws Killer Tschida out of the ring. KILLER TSCHIDA IS ELIMINATED!! TONY IKEDA AND CONNOR WICKLOW WIN!!] JR-The momentary lapse in focus cost Killer Tschida. King-Well and Ryder did work well as a team for sure…if not for anything….by the way, I feel Breakdown should have been eliminated twice. Kris Gaffney-Meh, what are you going to do? (Tony Ikeda and Connor stare down each other as Shockwave goes off the air.)

EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen)

(We open up the arena as pyrotechnics blasts on Shockwave set. The pyrotechnics end and the lights turn on. Fans yell and wave their signs as the camera scans the crowd. After a few shots of the crowd, we get one shot of the crowd from a zoomed out view. There is one more scan of the crowd as the commentators begin to talk.)

JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from Washington DC. Hello and Welcome to another edition of Saturday Shockwave. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-Tonight we have the wild card battle royal for a tag team title shot.

Kris Gaffney-That match has always produced interesting combinations.

King-That’s for sure.

JR-Let’s get started the first match of the night.

Mist fills the stage before the music kicks it up a gear, Conner Wicklow arrives through the mist and poses amongst a blast of white light. He steps inside of the ring.

JR-Connor Wicklow has been impressive since returning.

King-I got to wonder if he’s looking forward to the TV championship.

Kris Gaffney-Then now forever!

Pimp Slap That Hoe" by "Soulja Boi" plays in the background, as the arena is filled with various purple and pink colours. "Mack Daddy" Haynes struts out to the stage, equipped in a flashy purple robe with a white fluffy lining along the interior of the robe. He's equipped in a purple fedora with black shades, and a purple cane. He raises his arms in the air, before doing a "pimp-limp" walk down the ramp, ignoring the boos conducted by the audience along the ramp. He eyes one audience member, and pretends to "pimp-slap" him, before chuckling. He walks down the remainder of the ramp, before walking up the stairs. He eyes over the crowd, lowering his shades to give one person a minor glare. He then steps into the ring, through the middle-rope, raising his arms in the air with the cane in hand. He then takes off his fedora, robe, and cane, revealing his purple trunks, knee-pads, and elbow pads, which have the words "Mack Daddy" on the back of his trunks in gold letters. He eyes the stage, pacing back and fourth. ***

JR-But I doubt that Chrsitopher Haynes has forgotten last week.

Kris Gaffney-To get some revenge on someone who had a more favorable out come would be sweet.

King-And if that doesn’t work out, he can just come up here and slap JR…just saying.

[Christopher Haynes steps inside of the middle of the ring, and they stare down each other. Christopher Haynes hits a hard slap to the face that makes Connor Wicklow back up and make him think about what he is about to do next, and once he has turned back Christopher Haynes runs towards Connor Wicklow, and he goes for a clothesline, and Connor ducks under, and Christopher Haynes bounces off of the ropes, and Connor Wicklow hits a deep arm drag release that makes Christopher Hayne fly across the ring, and Christopher Haynes gets up to his feet quickly, and he runs towards Connor Wicklow, and he goes for another deep arm drag release. Once again Christopher Haynes gets up, but this time it’s much slower, and Connor Wicklow hits one more arm drag that sends Christopher flying, but this time he holds on to it right into the arm bar. The ref makes sure that Christopher Haynes doesn’t want to give it up for some reason. Which he doesn’t, and Chrsitopher Haynes gets up to his feet, and he backs up Connor Wicklow to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and Connor Wicklow comes off of the ropes, and he puts him down on the mat with a sling blade. Connor Wicklow goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he waits for Christopher Haynes to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with the shotgun drop kick that puts down Christopher Haynes.]

JR-That could do it.

King-You just piss Mack Daddy more now JR.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, don’t want to do that.

[Connor Wicklow goes into the cover on Mack Daddy. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by CHrisotpher Haynes. Christopher Haynes is trying to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet Connor Wicklow attempts to go for the zero signal, but Christopher Haynes reaches up, and he pokes Connor Wicklow in the eyes. Christopher Hayne drops Connor Wicklow with a DDT that plants him down into the mat. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. The ref starts his standing ten count. The ref counts 1………..2……………..3…………4……….5……..Christopher Haynes crawls towards the corner……….6………7…Christopher Haynes gets up to his feet with the help of the ropes breaking the count for both. But clearly he doesn’t have enough to continue his attack, Connor Wicklow attempts to use this, but at the last moment he moves out of the way. Connor his face into the top turnbuckle. Christopher Haynes picks up Connor Wicklow and he connects with a body slam. He holds up his hand to the crowd. And he struts to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes, still strutting, and he drops a fist drop known as the Mack Daddy Shuffle to Connor Wicklow. Christopher Haynes goes into the cover on Connor Wicklow. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2……….KICK OUT by Connor Wicklow!!]

JR-Christopher Haynes looking to end this match right now.

King-I’m hoping he doesn’t forget to slap JR in the face.

Kris Gaffney-That’s what you have been hoping for.

[Connor Wicklow gets thrown into the corner, and he gets hit with a few fists to the gut, and he whips him to the opposite side of the corner.Connor Wicklow hits into the corner. Christopher Haynes runs towards the corner, and he goes for a splash, but at the last moment Connor Wicklow moves out of the way. Christopher Haynes staggers out of the corner, and Connor kicks him in the gut, and he puts him down with the zero signal!! Christopher Haynes seems out of it. Connor goes into the cover on Haynes. The ref counts 1…………2…………3!!]

JR-At the last moment Connor Wicklow is able to get the victory.

(“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage, he nods to the crowd and he does the YES! Taunt down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Daniel Bryan and the Melon Club have had many run in’s.

King-Probably because he’s a vegan, and they have god on their sides.

Kris Gaffney-If only that was an advantage.

(“the duck song” blasts on the PA system Walter Melon walks out on the stage, suddenly Ashley Irvine springs up from the stage yelling “WATERMELON!!” Walter Melon watches her fly away. He walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

King-Huh…wonder when Ashley’s going to come back to earth?

Kris Gaffney-Never…

JR-This should be a hell of a match.

[Daniel Bryan and Walter Melon exchange fists, and kicks, and Daniel Bryan tries to whip Walter Melon, but it’s countered by Walter Melon who hits a back elbow to the face. Daniel Bryan is slow to get up to his feet as he holds his face, and Walter Melon picks up Daniel Bryan, and he drops him with a body slam. Walter Melon hits a few stomps on the downed Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan rolls into the corner. Walter Melon hits a few shoulder blocks into the gut, and he brings out Daniel Bryan to the ropes, and he whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Daniel Bryan ducks under a clothesline by Walter Melon, and he continue sto the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the other side of the ring, Walter Melon catches Daniel Bryan with a scoop power slam. Walter Melon goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan.]

JR-Almost three there.

King-That’s because the Melon Gods didn’t want it to end there.

Kris Gaffney-Is that in the Melon Bible?

King-It is…they said…don’t win here, idiot.

[Walter Melon waits for Daniel Bryan to get up to his feet. Walter Melon goes for spitting seeds, but Daniel Bryan is able to duck under, and he runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a diving clothesline that knocks down Walter Melon. Walter Melon gets up to his feet, and Daniel Bryan hits a kicks to the gut, and he hits a snap suplex.]

JR-Daniel Bryan might be gaining the momentum back.

King-I got a feeling it’s not going to help.

[Walter Melon gets up to his feet, and Daniel Bryan goes for a kick to the head. Walter Melon ducks under, and Walter Melon drops him with a falling slam. Walter Melon goes to the outside of the ring. He climbs up to the top rope, and he jumps off of the top rope and he connects with the fruit smash splash. Walter Melon goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan. The ref counts 1………….2……….3!!]

JR-And Walter Melon picks up the victory.

King-Like it was ever in doubt…unless the Melon Gods said it is

(“Game on” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Tonight Tony Ikeda might be looking forward to the tag team battle royal, but first he has to face JT Maverick.

King-This could be BADDDDDDDDDD

("No One Survives" blasts on the PA system. JT Maverick walks on the stage. JT Maverick walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Although JT Maverick is looking to get out of a slump.

King-I guess not being better than Azar really effected him.

Kris Gaffney-Seems so.

[Tony Ikeda and JT Maverick pace around the ring. Tony Ikeda is able to put JT Maverick into a head lock, and he puts on the pressure on JT Maverick. JT Maverick is able to push Ton y Ikeda into the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a running shoulder block. JT Maverick gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Tony Ikeda hits a hard fist to the face that knocks down JT Maverick. Tony Ikeda pulls up JT Maverick and he whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. JT Maverick jumps in the air, and he goes for a cross body block, but Tony Ikeda is able to caught JT Maverick, and he drops him with a rib breaker. Tony Ikeda waits for JT Maverick to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Tony Ikeda hooks JT Maverick, and he drops him with a full nelson slam. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on JT Maverick. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by JT Maverick. JT Maverick is slow to get up to his feet. Tony Ikeda pushes him into the corner, and he hits a few stomps into the gut that rock JT Maverick in the corner. Tony Ikeda back out of the corner as the ref warns him, he goes back on the attack. And he whips JT Maverick into the corner opposite side of where JT Maverick is, and he crashes hard into the corner. Tony Ikeda seems to be taking his time.]

JR-Badd Boy seems to be taking his sweet time right now.

King-I’m sure this won’t end up baddddddddd.

Kris Gaffney-Just any time to use the Badd puns I guess is a good time.

[Tony Ikeda runs towards the corner, and he jumps in the air, but JT Maverick is able to move out of the way. JT Maverick waits for Tony Ikeda, and he drops him with a reverse neck breaker that sends him down on the mat. JT Maverick takes a few moments to rest up, he grabs a hold of the ropes, and he pulls himself up to his feet.]

JR-JT Maverick might be able to mount a come back here.

King-You think he will?

Kris Gaffney-This is where I need a magic 8 ball.

[JT Maverick goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. Tony Ikeda climbs up to the top rope, and JT Maverick jumps off, but Tony Ikeda is able to catch JT Maverick and he drops him with a full nelson suplex. JT Maverick is down. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on JT Maverick. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…………..3!!]

JR-JT Maverick took a risk, and it did not pay off.

King-That wasn’t good…in fact it was BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage, and he has his web camera and he takes footage of himself walking down to ring side. He jumps on the turnbuckle and poses before entering the ring.)

JR-Zack Ryder is one of the superstar with two matches tonight.

King-Not cool bro.

Kris Gaffney-Unless he likes to wrestle.

King-NOT COOL!

As my music comes across the PA system I walk out to the stage. I stand there and lift both my arms and there is pro. I then walk down the ramp up the stairs and through the middle to the ring.

JR-Ray Revenge is out for…well revenge.

King-That’s always good to live up to the name…that way Ashley Irvine doesn’t get confused.

Kris Gaffney-I’m certain that’s the reason why.

[Zack Ryder is pumping up the crowd. Seemly Ray Revenge is out to get what else revenge, and he goes for a fist to the face. Zack Ryder ducks under, and he connects with a few fists to the face that makes him stagger backwards into the corner. Zack Ryder whips Ray Revenge to the ropes, and Zack Ryder bounces off of the ropes. As Zack Ryder goes for a drop kick, Ray Revenge is able to hook on the ropes, and Zack Ryder hits hard into the mat. Ray Revenge is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet Ray Revenge takes down Ray Revenge down on the mat with a head lock take down. Ray Revenge holds on the pressure on Zack Ryder. Ray Revenge slowly gets up to his feet as Zack Ryder pushes him up, gut Revenge holds on the pressure, and he backs up Ray Revenge to the ropes, and he whips him off of the ropes, Zack Ryder goes for a clothesline as he bounces off of the ropes, and Ray Reveng ducks under, and he lifts him up. Ray Revenge throws him over his head, and he connects with a fall away slam.]

JR-So far the new comer Ray Revenge has over come Zack Ryder attempts for moves.

King-That’s what he gets for taking footage he’ll never release.

Kris Gaffney-Extremely fair trade off

[Ray Revenge is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, Ray Revenge lifts up Zack Ryder for a body slam, but Ray Revenge is able to struggle out of the back. Ray Revenge turns around. Zack Ryder lands on the floor. Ray Revenge turns around, and Zack Ryder jumps in the air, and he connects with a standing drop kick that knocks back Ray Revenge. Ray Revenge staggers out of the ropes, and Zack Ryder hooks Ray Revenge into a small package. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…KICK OUT by Ray Revenge, Zack Ryder and Ray Revenge gets up to his feet quickly, and Ray Revenge goes for a clothesline. Zack Ryder ducks under, and he lifts him up, and he connects with an inverted atomic drop. Zack Ryder knocks down Ray Revenge with a running clothesline. Zack Ryder hooks Ray Revenge, and he drops him with a side Russian leg sweep that puts down Ray Revenge.]

JR-Ray Revenge looks like he’s in trouble.

King-Wait until Ray gets revenge for this!!

Kris Gaffney-I’m certain that’s how the name came to be…something like that.

[Zack Ryder is slow to get up to his feet, he signals for the Rough Ryder, Zack Ryder goes for it, but before he can hit it. Ray Revenge throws Zack Ryder in the air, and he comes down with the code breaker. Zack Ryder is seemly knocked out on the mat. Ray Revenge goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2……………..3!!]

JR-However Ray Revenge was able to find that one moment first and gained the victory.

On the tron it shows an open field with a sign that just says "SV" and "I'm Back" plays on the speakers. The scene on the tron changes and it shows Killer Tschida's face complete with sunglasses. The words "EFEDERATION LEGEND, KILLER TSCHIDA!" show up on the tron. Killer Tschida then shows up in the aisle and he points his fist to the ring then he throws his fist up and back as pyro goes off.

JR-Killer Tschida last week was able to secure his second chance at a singles championship.

King-He’s going into a whole different environment.

Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage.

Kris Gaffney-But then again. What better way to prepare than to face the former champion.

King-Ricky Vegas is looking to make an impact as well.

Kris Gaffney-Guess we’ll see what happens.

[Killer Tschida and Ricky Vegas pace around the ring, and they lock up, and Killer Tschida is able to go behind Ricky Vegas and he puts him into a hammer lock. Ricky Vegas looks for a way out of the hold, and he is able to hit a snapmare that sends him flying across the ring. Ricky Vegas and Killer Tschida gets hit with a running clothesline that knocks him down on the mat. Ricky Vegas goes for another one, but Killer Tschida is able to duck under, and he runs to the ropes, and as he comes off of the ropes Ricky Vegas flattens him to the mat with a full house right to the face. Killer Tschida is down on the mat. Ricky Vegas goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2..KICK OUT by Killer Tschida!! Ricky Vegas grabs Killer Tschida, and pulls him up to his feet. Ricky Vegas hits a few forearm shots to the face that knocks him backwards into the ropes, and he tries to whip him to the ropes. Killer Tschida comes off of the ropes, and he goes for a hip toss, but Killer Tschida is able to land on his feet, but Ricky Vegas is able to think quickly, and he connects with a knee lift that doubles him over, and he hooks him, and he lifts him up. Ricky Vegas drops him with the first body slam. Ricky Vegas picks up Killer Tschida to his feet, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with another body slam!! ]

JR-Ricky Vegas is attempting to complete the three of a kind.

King- I’m sure that Killer is thinking of something.

Kris Gaffney-Let’s not hope he doesn’t change his nickname to RelliK

[Ricky Vegas attempts to go for another body slam, but it’s countered by Killer Tschida is able to struggle out of the back of Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas turns around, and Killer Tschida is able to hit a one arm breaker. Ricky Vegas holds his arm as Killer Tschida rolls towards the corner, and he pulls himself up to his feet. Ricky Vegas runs towards the corner, and he goes for a splash in the corner in an effort to keep the match in his control. But Killer Tschida is able to move out of the way at the last moment, and he staggers backwards. Killer Tschida waits for Ricky Vegas to turn around, and he blasts him with a Killer kick right to the jaw. Ricky Vegas goes down on the mat. Killer Tschida goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2………..KICK OUT by Ricky Vegas. Killer Tschida takes a few moments to rest up. Ricky Vegas is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Ricky Vegas goes for a fist to the face, but Killer Tschida is able to duck under, and he connects with a few forearm shots to the face that knocks back Ricky Vegas, and Killer Tschida whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying back elbow that puts down Ricky Vegas.]

JR-Killer Tschida with the back elbow.

King-Maybe this isn’t a gamble that Ricky Vegas didn’t want to make.

Kris Gaffney-You have been saving that one for weeks…haven’t you?

[Ricky Vegas stalks Killer Tschida, and he attempts to bring him down with an arm bar. Ricky Vegas blocks it as Killer Tschida attempts to continue to go for the Tschida lock. Ricky Vegas tries to roll through, but Killer Tschida is able to hook Ricky vegas for a pinning combination. The ref counts 1………….2…Ricky Vegas counters into a pinning combination of his own on Killer Tschida. The ref counts 1………….2………….3!!]

JR-Submission specialist are known not just to have ability to lock in holds, but know all counters to those holds. And that played key in Ricky Vegas victory tonight.

King-And seemly the counters to the counters.

Lights go out as One Step Closer starts to play. The song reaches its peak as the lights come back on and a quick blue and green fireworks display goes off in front of the titantron and BreakDown makes his way out to the stage. He hypes up the crowd from the stage, then makes his way to the ring where he climbs to the top of the turnbuckle, runs a hand through his hair, then extends his arms horizontally before aiming them at the camera and doing finger guns

JR-Breakdown last week got a visit by the Wretched Nobody.

King-Seemly he doesn’t like people watching him.

Kris Gaffney-Is anyone going to tell him that there are thousands of people live watching him right now and millions watching him right now?

King-Na, I’m sure he’ll appreciate the surprise.

We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere.

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the Five Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner.

JR-The Wretched Nobody has some grand plan from last week. King-I say let the Melon Gods decide. Kris Gaffney-Always seems to be the way to go for you. [The Wretched Nobody stares down Breakdown who seemly doesn’t seem to take kindly to that as he fire away fists on the Wretched Nobody. Breakdown runs to the ropes, and he goes for a shoulder block, but the Wretched Nobody stares down Breakdown. Breakdown runs towards the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes he jumps in the air, but the Wretched Nobody catches Breakdown, he holds him for a few moments, and he drops him across his knee for a rib breaker. Breakdown is in pain. The Wretched Nobody drops an elbow drop on Breakdown. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Breakdown. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………KICK OUT by Breakdown. Breakdown rolls away, and he tries to pull himself up to his feet with the help of the ropes.Breakdown stays in the corner. The Wretched Nobody tries to close the gap, but as he comes into the corner, Breakdown fires a fist, but the Wretched Nobody is able to block it, and he connects with a knee lift into the gut, and he brings out Breakdown out of the corner. The Wretched Nobody connects with a head butt that puts down Breakdown. Breakdown is slow to get up to his feet, The Wretched Nobody connects with a few fists to the face and he whips Breakdown to the ropes. Breakdown bounces off of the ropes. The Wretched Nobody lowers his head, and the Wretched Nobody connects with a big back body drop that sends him flying through the air. Breakdown crashes down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody stalks Breakdown and he holds his arm up.]

JR-Breakdown might not like the view if he gets up.

Kris Gaffney-Probably should stay down.

King-Yeah, but if he did it wouldn’t be a professional wrestling match.

[ Breakdown gets up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody grabs Breakdown around the throat, and he lifts him up for a choke slam, but Breakdown is able to get free. Breakdown hooks The Wretched Nobody into a front face lock, and he drops him with a DDT. Both wrestlers are down. The ref starts his standing ten count. The ref counts 1…………..2…………….3…both wrestlers are starting to stir….4….5…..Breakdown crawls towards the ropes, and he pulls himself up to his feet….6……The Wretched Nobody is up. The Wretched Nobody runs towards Breakdown. Breakdown senses this coming, and he connects with a drop toe hold that sends the Wretched Nobody throat first into the second rope. The Wretched Nobody rolls away holding his throat, he gets up to in the corner. Breakdown runs towards the corner, and up the ropes, and he connects with a “watch the knee”ezuguri to the back of the head. The Wretched Nobody staggers out of the corner. Breakdown hooks The WretchedNobody, and he drops him with a mirigine DDT. Breakdown pushes The Wretched Nobody on his back. Breakdown goes into the position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………………2…….KICK OUT by Breakdown. Breakdown takes a few moments to rest up as he has a chance to at this point.]

JR-Breakdown is taking it to the World Champion.

King-Breakdown is breaking down Wretch?

Kris Gaffney-If that’s the case…Grace is going to explode our censor machine.

[Breakdown pick sup the Wretched Nobody. But the Wretched Nobody out of no where bashes his head against the bridge of the nose which causes Breakdown to turn away. He’s now bleeding badly, and it’s getting in his eyes. The Wretched Nobody runs towards Breakdown. Breakdown goes for a blind clothesline. The Wretched Nobody ducks under, and he continues to the ropes. The Wretched Nobody bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a trephination that puts down Breakdown. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Breakdown. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…………..3!!]

JR-I’m not sure if the Wretched Nobody drew it up that way, but it certainly did work.

Kris Gaffney-I believe he did…it’s JR who doesn’t believe.

(The EMF goes to commercial and we come back with the ring filled with all superstars in the ring.)

JR-Now it’s time for our Wild Card battle royal.

King-I think D’Lo Brown would be impressed that we have had more than one of these.

Kris Gaffney-He would…

[The bell rings and the wrestlers start to brawling without a moments hesistation. Tony Ikeda and Troy Gafgen renew their hatred of each other as they throw fists to the face. Troy Gafgen is getting the upper hand, and he throws Tony Ikeda over the top rope…….but Tony lands on the apron. Troy’s hammers away on Tony Ikeda. When Troy Gafgen gets attacked from behind by Breakdown. Troy Gafgen turns around, and Breakdown hits a clothesline over the top rope. Troy Gafgen falls over to the top to the floor. TROY GAFGEN IS ELIMINATED!! Daniel Bryan is on the other side of the ring as Killer Tschida has his back turned. It would seem like he thought he eliminated Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan attempts to get back into the ring, but out of no where Tschida is able to hit a Killer Kick. Seemly Daniel Bryan wasn’t as under the radar as he thought he was. Daniel Bryan falls off of the apron, and down on the floor. DANIEL BRYAN IS ELIMINATED!! JT Maverick has CM Punk in the corner, JT Maverick hits a few knee’s into the stomach of CM Punk. JT Maverick backs up, and he goes for a splash in the corner, but CM Punk moves out of the way. CM Punk takes a few steps away from the corner, and he connects with his running knee, BUT JT Maverick dumps him over the top rope!! But CM Punk lands on the apron. JT Maverick turns around, and CM Punk hooks him, and hip tosses him over the top rope and to the floor. JT MAVERICK IS ELIMINATED!! Ricky Vegas has Brandon Leno in the black jack, he’s clearly in a lot of pain, but as we know that is not going to allow him to win this match. Brandon Leno rolls through, and he is able to break the hold. Ricky Vegas stops himself from going over the top rope. Brandon Leno runs otwards Ricky Vegas to attempt to clothesline him over the top rope, Ricky Vegas is able to counter with a back body drop that sends Brandon Leno flying over the top rope, and he falls on the floor. BRANDON LENO IS ELIMINATED!!]

JR-What a big elimination of the IC champion.

King-Wonder if that’s prelude to something.

Kris Gaffney-Na….

[Tommy Malone being pushed in a corner by Christopher Haynes trying to get him over the top rope, but Tommy Malone is able hit a few fists to the break up the attempt. Tommy Malone is in the corner, Haynes runs at Tommy Malone, Malone gets hit boot up. Tommy Malone gets up to the second turnbuckle, and jumps off for the liberation driver…but it’s countered by Tommy Malone throwing him off. Tommy Malone falls on the apron. Tommy Malone stands up and attempts to get into the ring, but Christopher Haynes hits a low blow, and a big pimp slap across the face on Tommy Malone that sends him flying off of the apron and down to the floor. TOMMY MALONE IS ELIMINATED!! CM Punk has just defended off Breakdown with a kick after he landed on the apron. CM Punk sling shots himself up to the top rope, but Kenny Omegrape is able come into the picture and knock CM Punk off of the top rope, and CM Punk goes flying over the top rope, and he falls down on the floor. CM PUNK IS ELIMINATED!! Breakdown comes from behind Kenny OMegrape and he throws him over the top rope, and he lands on the floor. KENNY OMEGRAPE IS ELIMINATED!!]

King-Meh…the Melon Gods didn’t want Kenny to be teaming up with anyone other than the Melon Club anyways.

Kris Gaffney-I’m certain that Kenny is looking at it like that.

King-He definitely is!!

[Ricky Vegas has Tony Ikeda up for the final body slam in the three of a kind, but out of no where Tony Ikeda struggles out of the back. Tony Ikeda pushes Ricky Vegas. Vegas goes flying over the top rope, and he falls on the floor. RICKY VEGAS IS ELIMINATED!! Zack Ryder is going for the Rough Ryder on Breakdown, but Breakdown catches him and tries to hurl him over the top rope with a running power bomb, but Zack Ryder counters with a hurricanarana over the top rope that sends Breakdown over the top rope, and down on the floor. BREAKDOWN IS ELIMINATED!! Zack Ryder gets up on the apron. Christopher Haynes attempts another pimp slap to knock him off, but Zack Ryder ducks under, and hang mans Haynes which turns him around, and Killer Tschida hits a super kick that knocks Haynes backwards, and Zack Ryder lowers the bridge of the top rope. Haynes tumbles over the top rope and on to the floor. CHRISTOPHER HAYNES IS ELIMINATED!!!]

JR-The team of Ryder and Killer Tschida are working together.

King-You got to wonder if they’d be better off just being a team.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe….they still have a shot to win this, but yeah…this match could throw a wrench in those plans.

[Tony Ikeda attacks Killer Tschida, before Zack Ryder can get into the ring, Connor Wicklow hits a running knee to the face with the help of the ropes. This sends Zack Ryder backwards. ZACK RYDER IS ELIMINATED. Killer is distracted by this, and Tony Ikeda uses it to his advantage, and throws Killer Tschida out of the ring. KILLER TSCHIDA IS ELIMINATED!! TONY IKEDA AND CONNOR WICKLOW WIN!!]

JR-The momentary lapse in focus cost Killer Tschida.

King-Well and Ryder did work well as a team for sure…if not for anything….by the way, I feel Breakdown should have been eliminated twice.

Kris Gaffney-Meh, what are you going to do?

(Tony Ikeda and Connor stare down each other as Shockwave goes off the air.)