(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video. We go into the arena as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage, the lights turn on to reveal fans waving their signs, and screaming. Some signs say “Christian burned my Hot Topic”, “Marina, do you know what I’m thinking?”, and “Edge would..”)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, we are live on the EMF channel. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-Did do have a quite a show for you tonight. Featuring matches that will determine fate of superstars going toward Dark Horizon.

Kris Gaffney-Do we have to…we could always have more Cena bathroom watch on the EMF channel.

King-…no…

(“Katie Lea’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Katie Lea walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Katie Lea has been very distracted with everything going on her life.

Kris Gaffney-Teaching Catherine to be a nurse?

King-eeerr…guess so?

(“Bodies” blasts on the PA system as Marina walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Despite some bumps in the road, Marina has remained very successful.

Steve Walker-Oh how I loath Road.

Kris Gaffney-We need to stop letting these kids at the announcers desk.

King-Hey…their calling the shots…

[Marina and Katie Lea pace around the ring. Marina charges at Katie Lea, but Katie Lea is able to counter it with a hip toss, but it’s blocked by Marina, and Marina hits a diving clothesline that knocks down Katie Lea. Katie Lea is down on the mat, and Marina hits a few stomps on the downed Katie Lea, Katie Lea is getting up to her feet, so Marina pulls her up to her feet the rest of the way, and she picks up Katie Lea, and hits a body slam. Katie Lea sits up in a seated position. Marina hits a low drop kick that knocks Katie Lea down to the mat the rest of the way as she was trying to, and Katie Lea rolls under the ring rope, and falls on the arena floor. Seeing that she has this advantage Marina rolls out of the ring, and she goes to another side from where Katie Lea is, and it’s behind her so that once Katie Lea is getting up, Marina is able to sneak up, and grab Katie Lea by the hair, and then smashes Katie Lea into the steel steps shoulder first, and Marina is in pain. Marina pulls up Katie Lea up to her feet, and throws her into the ring. Marina rolls into the ring, and Marina rolls into the ring herself knowing that she is getting close to the ten count, and she makes it in time. Marina waits as Katie Lea is slow to get up her feet, and once she gets up to her feet. Marina sneaks up from behind, and goes for a belly to back suplex, but it’s countered by Katie Lea who rolls out of the back of Marina. Katie Lea runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes. She comes off of the ropes, but Marina counters with a one woman flap jack that sends her down to the mat face first, slowly Marina watches as Katie Lea gets up to her feet. Katie Lea stumbles backwards, Marina picks up Katie Lea, and Marina drops Katie Lea for a back breaker. Katie Lea is in pain, and Marina pushes Katie Lea on her back after she had rolled to her stomach, and she goes into the cover for the 1……………2………….KICK OUT by Katie Lea.]

JR-Katie Lea just barely kicked out there.

King-Well it’s a good thing she’s a nurse.

Kris Gaffney-Well…she was posing as one.

[Marina pulls up Katie Lea, and hits a few forearm shots to the face, and she whips Katie Lea to the ropes. She bounces off of the ropes, Marina lowers her head, and Katie Lea counters with a boot to the face, and Marina stumbles around. Marina throws a fist to the face of Katie Lea, but it’s ducked under by Katie Lea. Katie Lea sets up, and hits a Russian leg sweep that connects on a Russian leg sweep. Katie Lea takes her time to rest up, and once Marina is up to her feet. Katie Lea isn’t quite ready as Marina charges at her, but seemly Katie Lea was just suckering her in as she hits a hot shot that sends her to the top rope, Marina stumbles out of the ropes. Marina stumbles towards Katie Lea who kicks her in the gut, and she hits a quick kick to the gut, and then hits a snap suplex. Katie Lea waits as Marina stumbles up to her feet, and Katie Lea hits a running clothesline that knocks down Marina. Katie Lea stumbles up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet. Katie Lea hits a few fists to the face, and then she tries to whip Marina to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Katie Lea. Katie Lea bounces off of the ropes, and comes off of the ropes with a flying forarm shot to the face. Marina goes down to the mat, and she stumbles up to her feet. Katie Lea picks her up, and hits a back breaker. Katie Lea goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………2…….KICK OUT by Marina. Katie Lea takes her time to rest up, and once she gets up to her feet. Marina is in the corner, and Katie Lea charges at her, Marina hits a back elbow that stumles Katie Lea backwards. Marina goes out of the ring, and climbs up to the top rope, as she is steadying herself. Marina dives on the top rope, and Katie Lea climbs up to the top rope, hooks Marina, and hits a super plex! Katie Lea tries to float over into a pin, but Marina catches Katie Lea into a small package, and the ref counts the 1………..2…………….3!]

JR-Marina shocked Katie Lea out of no where.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, she didn’t see that coming.

(OOC- Last RP posted won, will do something later with this match, but for now will move on to something else next match.)

(“Just Close Your Eyes” blasts on the PA system as Christian walks to the ring, and “” blasts on the PA system as Robb Resurrecktion walks to the ring.)

JR-Robb Resurrecktion clearly knows how to an impact.

King-Well, he’s doing it against the right person.

Kris Gaffney-Bad TNA joke…

(“Monster” blasts on the PA system as Abyss walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring. “Voices” blasts on the PA system as Randy Orton walks slowly to the ring.)

King-Why does Orton think he hasn’t been around too much?

Kris Gaffney-Well…takes him forever to get to the ring, so guess all the appearances melt together.

King-Makes sense…

[Christian and Resurrrektion start out staying in the ring, both are arguing who is going to go first, and finally Christian gets Robb to see it his way, and Christian starts out with Abyss, Christian being cocky as ever decides that he’s going to do something that he probably shouldn’t be even dreaming of doing, which is try to out strength Abyss, he locks up with Abyss, and Abyss and Christian push back, and forth like Christian might actually have a chance with this, but suddenly out of no where Abyss throws him into the corner. Christian looks shocked as he was really believing that he had a chance there, and Abyss clearly doesn’t care about Christians ego, as he goes for his head with a fist, but Christian is able to duck out of the corner, and he is able to hit a few fists to the face. Abyss reels in the corner, and the ref starts to get on Christian nerves so he chases him off, and he turns around right into Abyss’ arms who throws him into the corner. Abyss hits a few fists, and he whips Christian out of the corner, and Christian crashes into the corner, Abyss charges at Christian, Christian is able to duck between the ropes, and he hits a boot to the face that makes Abyss stumble backwards, Christian rolls into the ring, and he climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and he waits for Abyss to come to him, once he does Abyss is hooked by Christian who hits a tornado DDT that plants Abyss. Christian goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………………2……………..kick out by Abyss after Randy Orton had come into the ring, and break up the count. Christian looks annoyed as he gets up to his feet, and throws a fist to Randy Orton. But Randy Orton is able block it, and he hits a fist of his own. Christian stumbles backwards, and Robb Resurrektion makes the tag. Christian stares down Robb, Abyss charges at Resurrektion having seen the tag being made, but Ressurktion was able to hit a hang man that sends Abyss stumbling backwards, and Ressurktion comes into the ring, and Abyss has recovered. Abyss throws a fist, but it’s ducked under, and Ressurktion runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes, and Abyss turns around, and Ressuktion hits a lou thez press. Resurrektion hits a few fists to the face, and Abyss throws him off. Ressuktion gets up to his feet, and he finds himself trapped in the corner as Abyss is up, and is angry, he charges at Robb Resurrektion, but Robb Resurrektion counters with a back elbow. Abyss turns around, and stumbles away from Robb Resurrektion. Robb Resurrektion measures on Abyss, and when the time is right, Robb hits a bulldog on Abyss that drives Abyss’ face into the mat.]

JR-Christian and Resurrektion although have had miscommunications haven’t done too bad.

King-Guess Robb might reconsider that jobber comment.

Kris Gaffney-NEVAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

[Robb Resurrecktion goes into the cover on Abyss, and the ref counts the 1………..2………Abyss is able to power out of the three count, and Robb asks the ref to make sure that it wasn’t a three count, and it wasn’t. He gets up to his feet, and walks right into a big boot to the face, that knocks down Robb Resurrecktion. Abyss falls down on the ropes, and tries to rest up as Robb gets up to his feet, and he stumbles right into Abyss, Abyss picks up Rob Resurrektion, and hits a snake eyes, Robb Resurecktion falls to his knee’s, and Abyss makes the tag to Randy Orton, and Randy Orton comes into the ring. Abyss and Randy Orton try to double whip Robb Resurrecktion. As he comes off of the ropes, Christian makes the blindside tag, and Abyss and Randy Orton hit a flap jack on Robb Resurrecktion. But Christian who is the legal man is on the top rope, and waits as Randy Orton turns around, and Christian leaps in the air for a flying cross body block. But out of no where, Randy Orton hits a standing drop kick that takes Christian out of the air. Christian rolls around in pain as he slowly gets up to his feet, Christian goes for a wild fist to the face of Randy Orton, Orton ducks it, and he hits the 3.0 back breaker on Christian. Christian is in pain as he rolls under the ring ropes, as Randy Orton lays back, and starts to consider his next move (even though we should already know what it’s going ot be, but oh well). Anyways, Christian gets up to his feet, and tries to get into the ring once again, but Randy Orton cuts it off with a kick to the face of Christian which stuns Christian over the middle rope. Randy Orton sets up Christian as he pulls him out hanging on the middle rope, and drops him for an elevated DDT! Randy Orton gets up to his feet, as the crowd gets into it as Randy Orton begins to stalk his prey for the RKO as Christian is having issues getting up to his feet.]

JR-Randy Orton is going to that place where he hears voices in his head.

King-Isn’t that everywhere?

Kris Gaffney-He tries to stop it whenever Sephiroth from FF7 is around…because you know what he does to people with voices in their head.

[Christian gets up to his feet, he turns to Randy Orton who goes for the RKO, but Christian pushes him off, Orton falls right into Robb who knocks heads. Christian waits as Randy Orton stumbles backwards right into a set up, a turn, and hits the Kill Switch he bounces out of the ring on impact, but Christian can try to go after him, Robb comes into the ring, and spears down Christian, and the two roll out of the ring throwing fists to the face. The two brawl on the outside, and the ref start to count them out as the two fight in the isle way, and the ref calls for the bell.]

JR-Both teams were counted out.

King-We couldn’t have expected them to keep it together for long.

(“If You Smell..” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The Extreme champion is going to be a test for the TV contender Rad Hazard.

King-This is more than just a test, this is personal.

Kris Gaffney-As we all hope that wrestling feuds are.

(“Walk” blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Rad Hazard is looking to not only settle the score, but to send a message to Dewey Pond.

King-Um…I think we already said that.

[The Rock and Rad Hazard pace around the ring, and the Rock throws a fist, but Rad Hazard ducks under it, and he runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and the Rock goes for a back elbow to the face. But from there Rad Hazard is able to duck it and continue to the other side of the ring, and he bounces off of the other side of the ring, and he bounces off of the ropes. Rad Hazard seeing that the Rock seems unprepared leaps in the air for a lou thez press, but the Rock is able to counter with a fist to the gut as Rad is flying through the air. Seemly he has seen this story before, and does not want to live it out again, and I guess that's the bottom line? Anyways Rad Hazard is slow to get up holding his gut, and Rad Hazard turn towards the Rock who hits a few fists to the face, and the Rock tries to whip Rad Hazard to the ropes, but it's reversed by Rad Hazard. The Rock bounces off of the rope, and Rad Hazard lowers his head, but the Rock is able to counter it with a grab of Rad Hazard's hair, and throws him on to the mat. Rad Hazard falls face first, and slowly he gets up to his feet, and the Rock kicks Rad Hazard in the gut, and sets him up in vertical suplex position, and lifts him up, and hits a vertical suplex. The Rock gets up to his feet as Rad Hazard instinctly sits up do the shock of the move, and the Rock backs up, and hits a boot to the face that knocks down Rad Hazard back down to the mat. The Rock hits a few of his pattern stomps on the downed Rad Hazard who is getting up to his feet, and the ref makes him give him space, and he gets up in the corner, and the Rock did give him that space, only to close back in, and hits a few stomps into the gut, and follow it up with a knife edge chop to the chest as the crowd "whoooo's". Before the ref gets on his case again, The ROck whips him to the other side of the ring, and Rad Hazard crashes into the corner. Rad Hazard stumbles out of the corner, and the Rock hits a somaon drop that sends Rad Hazard down to the mat, and the Rock waits for Rad Hazard to get up to his feet. Once he turns around, the Rock hits a few fists to the face of Rad Hazard, and Rad Hazard stumbles back to the ropes, and the Rock tries to whip him to the ropes. Rad Hazard reverses the whip, but the Rock puts on the breaks, and kicks Rad Hazard as he's coming in, and hits a DDT that plants Rad Hazard into the mat. The Rock nips up, and the crowd cheers as the Rock plays to the crowd for a few moments as he gets ready to go for his next move.]

JR-The Rock is feeling it here.

King-He must have really hated to be pushed.

Kris Gaffney-Don’t we all?

[The Rock gets in position as he waits for Rad Hazard to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Rock goes for the Rock Bottom, but it's countered with Rad Hazard hitting a few shoulders to the side of the head. The Rock lets go of the hold, and he stumbles backwards. The Rock is able to shake off the effect of this though fairly quickly as he charges at Rad Hazard and throws a wild fist, which Rad Hazard is able to duck easily, and Rad Hazard is able to turn it into a set up, and hit for a t-bone suplex that sends the Rock flying, and crashing on the mat. This allows Rad Hazard to get the rest that he really needs, and Rad Hazard rolls into the conrer, and gets up in the conrer. Once he is up in the corner, the Rock is able to get up to his feet on shakey feet, but seeing Rad Hazard in the corner does not please the Rock. So Rad Hazard watches as the Rock charges at him in the corner, and seeing this coming, Rad Hazard decides that if he is going to want proper rest, he better do something to keep the Rock off his back. So he side steps the Rock, and grabs him by the hair, and hurls him into the corner. The Rock strikes the ring post shoulder first, and the camera gets a zoom in shot of The Rock's pain, anyways Rad Hazard wonders away from the corner as the Rock pulls him out of the corner, and the Rock slowly gets up to his feet. Rad Hazard ducks another wild fist to the face of the Rock, and Rad Hazard runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes. Rad Hazard comes from behind the Rock, and hits a one handed face crusher. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, but obviously Rad at this time was able to get rest. So he gets up to his feet, and he measures up the Rock for the next move he wants to do. As the Rock gets up to his feet, Rad Hazard proves that he's in a face crusher mood, as he kicks Rad Hazard in the gut which doubles over the Rock, and Rad Hazard hits a sit down face buster which drives the Rock's face into the mat. The Rock seemly is ready for the pin, as Rad Hazard pushes the Rock on his back. Rad Hazard goes into the cover, as he hooks the Rock's leg. The ref counts the 1...............2.........The Rock being way too close to the ropes see's this, and puts his boot on the ropes which breaks up the count. Rad Hazard hits the mat in frustration, as seemly he's doing his heelish heel thing.]

JR-Rad Hazard can’t get frustrated here, he needs to keep his guard up.

King-You think he really will?

[The Rock is get up to his feet, and Rad Hazard climbs up to the second rope of the nearest turnbuckle as the Rock gets up, and Rad Hazard leaps off of the top rope, but the Rock counters with a spine on the pine! The Rock is slow to get up to his feet, and knowing that he probably won’t be able to hit the People’s Elbow sets up for the Rock Bottom. Rad is slowly getting up to his fee, The Rock sets Rad up for the Rock Bottom, suddenly behind the Rock, the IC champion Degenerate with a chair hits the Rock from behind with it. The ref motions for the bell, and the DQ on Rad for the Rock to win the match.]

JR-The Rock won this match, but why did Degenerate do what he did.

Kris Gaffney-Degenerate never made much sense…why start now?

(“Dirty Window” blasts on the PA system as Dan Godwin walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-They say that Godwin will be getting his rematch at Dark Horizon.

King-Well, time for Marc Mead to prove himself.

(“This Fire Burns” blasts on the PA system as CM Punk walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-CM Punk is a long time nemesis of Dan Godwin.

Nemesis-STARS!

Kris Gaffney-Saw that one coming…

(“Bad Company” blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring waiting for the bell to ring.)

JR-CM Punk, and Dewey Pond have had quite the series of matches leading up to his TV title defense.

King-Some say that he was moments away from being the World champion.

Kris Gaffney-Sometimes it doesn’t work out.

[Dan Godwin, CM Punk, and Dewey Pond stare down each other on separate sides of the ring, and CM Punk and Dan Godwin the former rivals start throwing fists at each other. But after CM Punk is gaining the advantage with fists. But being that he wants some say in this as CM Punk and Dewey Pond have had quite the series of matches as of late Dewey Pond hits a clubbing blow back of the neck of CM Punk. CM Punk turns around, and he see’s a fist flying at his face, so he ducks under, and he waits as Dewey Pond turns around, and he hits a few fists to the face of Dewey Pond who stumbles backwards to the ropes, and CM Punk charges at Dewey Pond, but Dewey Pond counters with lowering his head, and he hits a back body drop that sends Dewey Pond flying over the top rope, and crashing into the mat below. Dewey Pond turns around, and Dan Godwin hits an inverted atomic drop that stuns Dewey Pond. Dan Godwin measures up, and hits a knife edge chop that knocks down Dewey Pond. Dan Godwin grabs Dewey Pond, and pulls him up to his feet, and Dan Godwin hits a few forearm shots to the face. Dewey Pond backs up to the ropes, and he whips Dewey Pond to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Dewey Pond. Dan Godwin bounces off of the ropes, and Dewey Pond lowers his head, and Dan Godwin counters with a spinning neck breaker. Dewey Pond is in pain, and Dan Godwin looks at the downed Dewey Pond, and decides to continue to the assault knowing that he can’t get DQed, he goes over to the corner, and he starts to take off the turnbuckle cover, and he throws it down on the mat. Dewey Pond is getting up to his feet, and Dan Godwin grabs Dewey Pond by the hair, and tries to smash him face first into the ring post, but it’s blocked by Dewey Pond, and Dewey Pond hits a knee lift, and Dewey Pond knowing the danger, he throws Dan Godwin in the corner to protect himself from being countered, and he hits a few knife edge chops to the chest. Dewey Pond whips him to the other side of the ring, and he bounces off of the other side of the turnbuckle hard, and he stumbles out of the corner. Dewey Pond picks up Dan Godwin, and plants him for a spinning spine buster. For some reason Dewey Pond thinks this might be a good chance to try to make the cover as CM Punk is still trying to recover on the outside, and he hooks the leg as the ref counts the 1…………….2……………Dan Godwin kciks out of the pin just as CM Punk comes into the picture, and breaks up the pin had Dan Godwin not kicked out himself.]

JR-Almost three.

Kris Gaffney-Well, CM Punk probably didn’t think he was going to save Dan Godwin today, huh Marc?

Marc Mead-We never go into a match thinking we want to do much with Dan Godwin.

[CM Punk grabs Dan Godwin, and Dan Godwin throws CM Punk’s hands off him, Dan Godwin hits a few forearm shots to the face, and CM Punk falls backwards. Dan Godwin runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, CM Punk is able to side step him, and CM Punk grabs Dan Godwin by the hair, and he throws Dan Godwin over the top rope. He crashes on the mat around the ring side, and CM Punk turns around. CM Punk turns around, and see’s Dewey Pond charging at him, CM Punk is able to counter this with a hot shot that sends Dewey Pond on the top rope, and he stumbles around, and CM Punk kicks Dewey Pond on the side of the head. Dewey Pond drops to his knee’s holding his head, and CM Punk hits a low kick to the side of the head, and this takes Dewey Pond down to the mat. CM Punk grabs Dewey Pond to the mat, and he hits a few forearm shots to the face, and Dewey Pond is already be the ropes, so he just reals on the ropes. Dan Godwin tries to get on the apron, but only to get a boot for his troubles. He falls off of the apron, and CM Punk whips Dewey Pond off of the ropes, as Dewey Pond bounces off of the ropes. Dewey Pond grabs the ropes, and he doesn’t go back to CM Punk, which doesn’t please Punk one bit, so he charges at Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond counters with a back body drop. But CM Punk lands on the apron feet first, Dewey Pond turns around, and CM Punk hits a shoulder block into the gut. Dan Godwin pulls CM Punk off of the apron, but CM Punk counters with a boot to the gut, and throws Dan Godwin back into the ring post. Dan Godwin bounces off, and goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under by CM Punk. Punk goes for a kick to the face, but Godwin ducks, and Punk hits Big Sal. CM Punk turns around, but clearly he didn’t mean to do that, Dan Godwin goes for the eXecution, but it’s ducked under and Dan Godwin thrown into the steps. He crashes into the steps, and CM Punk climbs back to the apron. Dewey Pond is back, but Punk counters with a hang man on Dewey Pond, and climbs back on the apron once again. Dewey Pond stumbles backwards, and CM Punk sling shots himself up to the top rope, and hits a flying clothesline on Dewey Pond.]

JR-What a move by CM Punk.

Marc Mead-Not impressed.

King-Have you been talking about Ashley Massaro?

Kris Gaffney-Nothing impresses her.

[Dan Godwin gets up to his feet, and looks like he’s going to go back into the ring, but then he dives at Marc Mead, and starts to attack him. On the inside of the ring, Dewey Pond has hit a knee lift to the gut, and tries to whip him to the ropes, CM Punk bounces off of the ropes, and Dewey Pond goes for the Dew Drop, but it’s countered with a spin kick to the gut as he arrives, CM Punk picks up Dewey Pond, and hits the GTS on Dewey Pond! CM Punk goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………………..2…………….3!]

JR-CM Punk won this match, but we clearly have more problems here at ring side.

(Marc Mead and Dan Godwin are battling, CM Punk rolls out of the ring, Big Sal pushes him down as officials, and refs pour out from the back to separate everyone as Shockwave goes off the air.)