EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The Shockwave introduction plays, once it ends we go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. The lights turn on as fans in Denver wave their signs Some of the signs say "Marina forever", "Marina has the best dog EVER", and "Marina deserves all our signs!".)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I'm good ol' JR along side Jerry "the King" Lawler, and Kris "KG" Gaffney.

King-We have quite a show for you tonight.

Kris Gaffney-Can we rename this show Marina Waves?

King-NO!


JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, SammyExtreme!!! (crowd cheers ******)

[SammyExtreme comes to the ring. ]

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Troy!!! (crowd cheers **)

[Troy walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. SammyExtreme checks out the ring. Troy drops SammyExtreme with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. (ding, ding, ding) SammyExtreme with an Aztecan suplex on Troy sends him to the mat. SammyExtreme is back on his feet. Troy is back on his feet. SammyExtreme gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Troy comes over and smashes SammyExtreme's head into it. Troy double underhook faceslams SammyExtreme hard to the SammyExtreme. SammyExtreme throws Troy off the ropes, rolls on the ground, comes back up and delivers a clothesline. Troy gets hit with the shooting star press from SammyExtreme. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 ...2 Troy kicks out. Now Troy standing. SammyExtreme uses the verticle facebuster on Troy. Troy climbs to his feet. SammyExtreme bounces Troy off the ropes and hits him with a jumping clothesline. SammyExtreme fist drops Troy on the mat. SammyExtreme gets up. SammyExtreme climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Troy. Now SammyExtreme standing. Troy body slams SammyExtreme. Troy chants start. Troy hits SammyExtreme with an elbowdrop. Troy is back on his feet. SammyExtreme is up again. Troy goes for a DDT, but SammyExtreme pushes Troy Gafgen off. SammyExtreme hits a kick to the head, Troy goes down. SammyExtreme calls for Troy to get up to his feet, and he does. SammyExtreme charges at Troy Gafgen. Troy counters with the Crack of Dawn! Troy goes into the cover on SammyExtreme. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

JR - We've got ourselves a winner!

JR - The winner of this match, Troy!!!

("Bodies" blasts on the PA system as Marina walks to the ring, she steps inside of the ring waiting for the bell to ring.)

JR-This rematch has been a long time coming.

King-Marina has been focusing to try to win this.

Kris Gaffney-I wish that helped me in my career…ohw ell…

("I know you want me" blasts on the PA system as Sunny skips down to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Sunny last time these two meet were able to gain a victory over Marina.

King-Yeah, but she claims to be the Original Diva…isn't there another Original Diva somewhere.

Kris Gaffney-Huh…I'll get back to you on that.

[Marina and Sunny pace around the ring, Marina takes her time as she isn't going to let Sunny go through the back door this time, which Sunny tries anyways as she tries to waist lock, and slip out of the back of Marina. Marina is able to block it, and Marina hits a double axe handle on the back of Sunny, and this stuns her, and Marina brings up Sunny's face, and Marina hits a hard fist to the face of Sunny. Sunny goes down hard to the mat, and Marina hits a few stomps on the downed Sunny. Finally the ref makes her back away, this allows Sunny to get up in the corner, and Marina charges at Sunny. Sunny is able to counter with a boot to the face, and Marina stumbles backwards at this move by Marina. Marina stumbles backwards. Sunny charges at Marina, and Marina counters this with a flap jack that sends Sunny down to the mat, and Sunny rolls out of the ring, and falls to the mat around the ring side. Sunny takes a few moments to rest up, and she slowly gets up to her feet using the apron to help her up. But as she does this, Marina hits a baseball slide that connects with Sunny's head, and Sunny goes back down to the mat. Marina rolls out of the ring, and she grabs Sunny by the hair, and then throws her down into the mat face first. Marina looks so ready to finish off this match as she throws Sunny back into the ring, and Marina climbs up to the apron, and up to the top rope. Sunny stumbles up to her feet, and Marina leaps off of the top turnbuckle, and catches Sunny with a flying cross body block, and hooks Sunny for the pin, and the 1…………………………………2……………………………….kick out by Sunny. Marina looks at the ref, shaking her head, but she realizes that she probably shouldn't argue too much. Sunny is in the corner, rather than charging this time. Marina hits a few stomps into the gut, and then starts to choke Sunny.]

JR-It looks like it's very much personal with these two women.

King-Well Marina wants to get the win back.

Kris Gaffney-I guess Marina takes that loss to heart.

[Before the 5 count, Marina backs away to make the ref happy, and then once he gets out of the way Marina runs up the turnbuckle where Sunny is, but Sunny gets up, and gets under Marina, and walks out of the corner, and drives down Marina with a power bomb. Sunny stumbles backwards, and falls back into the corner, and rest up. Marina soon gets up to her feet, and Sunny hits a running clothesline that knocks Marina back down to the mat, and Marina slowly gets up to her feet. Marina slowly gets to her feet, and Sunny hits a few forearm shots to the face, and Sunny whips Marina off of the ropes, but Sunny is reversed. Sunny bounces off of the ropes. Marina lowers her head, and Sunny is able to counter this with a small package. The ref counts the 1…………………..quick kick out by Marina. Sunny and Marina get up at about the same time, and Sunny is able to take down Marina with a double leg take down, and Sunny sets up Marina, and Sunny executes a catapault that sends Marina flying in the corner. Marina stumbles backwards, and goes right into turnbuckle. Sunny is waiting for Marina, and Sunny sets up Marina, and drops Marina with a belly to back suplex that puts down Marina. Sunny picks up Marina, and puts Sunny in a vertical suplex position, and she lifts her up, and hits a vertical suplex perfectly placed into the corner. Sunny goes into the corner, and lifts herself up to the second turnbuckle, and Sunny leaps off of the second turnbuckle, and hits a second rope elbow drop on Marina. Sunny once, again goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………………………………2……………………………..kick out by Marina. Sunny looks at the ref thinking that it probably should have been a three, Sunny measures up Marina looking for her finisher the Stunner (think it's called "that's so Sunny", but don't quote me), Marina gets up to her feet, and Sunny kicks Marina in the gut, and goes for the Stunner. Marina pushes Sunny off, and Sunny bounces off of the ropes. The two women hit heads as Sunny comes off of the ropes.]

JR-This match is anyone's to win.

King-Sunny probably didn't expect this much of a fight from Marina.

Kris Gaffney-He must have been talking to her person dog.

[Marina and Sunny get up, Sunny getting up faster than Marina and pulls Marina up, but Marina counters with a reverse jawbreaker that sends Sunny flying back in the sitting position in the corner. Marina see's where Sunny is, she runs up the corner, and hits the Extreme Seeing Stars on Sunny! Marina pulls Sunny to the middle of the ring, and Marina goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………………………2…………………….3!]

JR-Marina gets her revenge!

King-Good, she can maybe stop using the Sunny Voodoo dolls now.

(Bad, Bad Man plays out over the PA System as John Cena makes his way out to the ring. The boos from the crowd are deafening as he takes a microphone and addresses the crowd.)

Cena: Believe me... I don't want to be out here any more than you guys want me to.... but we have a Pay Per View event next week... and we need a main event. Now.... I know what you guys would love to see. You want to see Columbo and Sherlock Holmes... AKA Godwin and Jericho, finally get their hands on me. The great detectives that they are... despite the fact they are investigating absolutely nothing. Taking this into consideration... I decided it would be a good idea to find myself a partner to take on the two of them in a Tag Team Match bigger than any match the EMF has seen in years. Of course you guys would love every second of it! Which is exactly why.... i'm not going to do it. I mean.... believe me... i'd love to.. but i'd be too scared of the damage it would do to the company. Jericho is so washed up that going a few minutes in the ring with me might kill him... and we don't need that kind of publicity. And ending Godwin's career... like I would... would not be good for any of us... because he is the Champion. Even if he survived... the damage it would do to the World Titles credability would be damage beyond repair. No... instead... I have decided to promote the two men who recently have been killing themselves over the IC Title... and give them a chance to kill themselves and eachother... for the World Championship. Because Dan Godwin will take on Tony Ikeda and Firestorm, in a two fall match. The first fall is for the EMF World Championship, and the 2nd for the EMF Intercontinental Championhip. As for Chris Jericho? Well... lets not kid ourselves into thinking he would fall apart after one suplex. So he'll probably be watching from home. Enjoy the match.... or don't. Doesn't really bother me as long as you pay for it. And i'll see you all Sunday.... regretably.

(Cena drops the microphone and leaves to "Bad Bad Man".)

("Bad Company" blasts on the PA system as Big Sal walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Big Sal is the body guard of Bad Company.

King-I'm not sure why they would need a body guard…after all, their bad company

Kris Gaffney-People already used that joke.

King-Someone else used it then!

("Myke Hawke's theme" blasts on the PA system as Myke Hawke walks to the ring, he poses as pyro goes off behind him.)

JR-Myke Hawke is looking to help his team gain a rematch at the tag team championships.

King-What is he doing in this match then?

Kris Gaffney-…probably because every match has a meaning, AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!

[Big Sal and Myke Hawke pace around the ring, and they lock up, and neither one is able to gain much of an advantage. Mostly it's a shoving match, and finally Myke Hawke is able to get lower than Big Sal faster using a leverage advantage to hits a fireman's carry, and Big Sal is down to the mat, and Big Sal quickly takes his arm, and hits a leg drop on it, and Big Sal a lot of pain, and he gets up to his feet, and Myke Hawke tries to hit a body slam, but it's blocked by Big Sal who hits an elbow to the shoulder of Myke Hawke. Myke Hawke stumbles backwards, and Big Sal knocks down Myke Hawke with a running big boot that floors Myke Hawke. Myke Hawke rolls out of the ring, and tries to recover, and think of a better plan. But seemly Big Sal doesn't want to give him even a breath to think about it as he rolls out of the ring on a side of the ring that Myke Hawke isn't looking at, and Big Sal charges at Myke Hawke, and hits a running clothesline that knocks him down to the mat around ring side. Big Sal picks up Myke Hawke, and puts him over his shoulder, and charges towards the corner. Big Sal throws Myke Hawke, and Mkye Hawke goes shoulder first into the ring post, and Myke Hawke slides down holding the ring post. He is in pain, and Big Sal throws Myke Hawke into the ring, and he follows Myke Hawke into the ring. Big Sal waits as Myke Hawke stumbles up to his feet, and Big Sal grabs Myke Hawke by the throat, and hits a few fists to the face of Myke Hawke. Myke Hawke is dazed, and Big Sal whips Myke Hawke into the corner, and Myke Hawke crashes hard into the corner. Myke Hawke stumbles out of the corner, and then goes right into Big Sal, and Big Sal picks up Myke Hawke, and drops him down with a side walk slam! Big Sal goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………………………..2………………………..kick out by Myke Hawke. Big Sal grabs Myke Hawke by the hair, and lifts him into power bomb position as he gets him ready.]

JR-It looks like Big Sal had enough of this match.

King-Well…he should use a more effective move!

Kris Gaffney-What? This is probably more effective than a lot of finishers.

King-Yeah…but it's so common.

[Big Sal lifts up Myke Hawke, but Myke Hawke is able to counter with a poke to the eyes which puts off Big Sal throwing him down to the mat, and Myke Hawke hits a few fiststs to the face of Big Sal as he's in the mount position, and then Myke Hawke is pushed off by Big Sal, and Big Sal rolls away from Myke Hawke who is up with the help of the ropes, and Big Sal charges at Myke Hawke, Myke Hawke counters with a hot shot to the top rope. Big Sal's neck snaps off of the top rope, and he Big Sal goes down to his knee's, and this makes Jack Swagger approve All American, Americanally. Big Sal gets up to his feet, and so does Myke Hawke who wants to try to make sure that Big Sal doesn't take advantage. Myke Hawke runs, and leaps at Big Sal, and hits a cross body block that sends both him, and Big Sal over the top rope, and crashing on the floor. Both wrestlers are on the mat trying to recover, the ref starts his 10 count, at about 6, Myke Hawke hits a knee lift to the gut, and throws Big Sal into the ring, and Myke Hawke gets up on the apron. Myke Hawke climbs up to the top rope, and the ref stops his count, and Big Sal slowly gets up to his feet, and Big Sal turns towards Myke Hawke who leaps off of the turnbuckle, and hits a flying shoulder block that connects, and Big Sal goes crashing down to the mat. Myke Hawke gets a boost from this, he picks up Big Sal off of the mat, and hits a few fists to the face of Big Sal, and this stumbles back Big Sal. Myke Hawke whips Big Sal off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Big Sal goes for a clothesline but it's ducked under by Big Sal. Big Sal continues to the other side of the ring, and he bounces off of the ropes. Using leverage, and power, Myke Hawke is able to hit a scoop power slam on Big Sal! Myke Hawke goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………………..2…………….KICK OUT by Big Sal!]

JR-Myke Hawke looks to be getting frustrated.

King-He shouldn't be…this guy is huge…it's going to take a lot to beat him.

[Myke Hawke looks at the ref with anger, and he rolls out of the ring, and grabs a chair. He rolls into the ring, and Myke Hawke takes a swing at Big Sal, Sal ducks it, and grabs Myke Hawke by the throat. Suddenly Brandon Eastman comes into the ring, and smashes Sal with the chair, and Sal goes down. Myke Hawke, and Brandon Eastman stomp on the downed Big Sal. Suddenly his partner Shawn Pond runs to the ring, deciding that they have made their point. AIDS leave the ring, allowing Pond to check on his tag team partner as we go into commercials.]

“”Shockwave’s crowd is going insane as Danni’s music plays over the P.A system and the big screen starts flicking to the point of static then it goes blank and Danni’s face shows up.””

~Danni~ MVP you have been a great pawn in my game thus far so I’m going to raise the stakes, you see you came out and threw this big self love party about how I was trash and how I would never be Million Dollar champion. Well unlike you money isn’t a thing to me so I’m out here to tell you come this Sunday you will be in hell. For our match is now a Death Cell MVP, you once rejected my brother Ville’s request to a Death Cell match up. Well it seems the times have yet again changed and while you did earn a shot at my title, you must live through the match to get it. See you soon cunt.

“”Danni’s music plays again the screen flickers as Danni’s face disappears from sight.””

("Dirty Window" blasts on the PA system as Dan Godwin walks to the ring, he slides into the ring.)

JR-Dan Godwin is yet to find a competitor to face him at the PPV.

King-He's building up to something.

Kris Gaffney-I would be too…but then again, I never been champion before, so AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

("Game on" blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda walks to the ring with the IC title, and he walks into the ring.)

JR-Tony Ikeda a few weeks ago won the IC title back.

King-I doubt Firestorm will let it go so easily.

[Dan Godwin and Tony Ikeda pace around the ring, and they lock up. Dan Godwin is able to slide out of the back, and puts Tony Ikeda into a waist lock, and tries to go for a move, but Tony Ikeda goes for a back elbow to the face, but it's countered with a duck, and Dan Godwin counters with a knee to the gut that doubles him over, and Dan Godwin grabs Tony Ikeda by the hair, and throws him hard into the ring post. Tony Ikeda is in pain, and Tony Ikeda falls out of corner, and Dan Godwin measures up Tony Ikeda as he slowly gets up to his feet, and once he does. Dan Godwin goes for the eXecution, but Tony Ikeda falls back down as he wasn't expecting that, and he did the fastest thing he could to avoid ending this match too quickly. Tony Ikeda rolls out of the ring, and regroups on the outside as he thinks of a new strategy to try to stop Dan Godwin's momentum. Dan Godwin won't have any of it as out of no where Dan Godwin sling shots himself over the top rope, and hits a cross body block. Dan Godwin gets to his feet, and he pumps up the crowd. After he's down that, Dan Godwingrabs Tony Ikeda, and throws him into the ring. He looks to the crowd for approval once again, and they give it to him, and he jumps on the apron, and climbs up to the top rope.]

JR-It looks like Dan Godwin is going to take a chance.

King-He's going to see if Rogain actually works?

Kris Gaffney-you had to know that was coming

[Dan Godwin climbs up to the top rope, and leaps off of the top turnbuckle, and goes for a flying elbow drop, but at the last moment Tony Ikeda moves out of the way, and Dan Godwin crashes into mat, and Tony Ikeda rolls into the corner, and gets up in the corner. Dna Godwin slowly gets up to his feet, and Tony Ikeda charges at Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin hits a running face buster. Dan Godwin goes down to the mat holding his face, and Tony Ikeda takes a few moments to rest up, Dan Godwin soon gets up to his feet stunned only to be knocked down with a running clothesline. Dan Godwin gets up to his feet, and Tony Ikeda tries to whip him to the ropes, but it's reversed. Tony Ikeda bounces off of the ropes. Dan Godwin goes for a clothesline, but that's ducked under and Tony Ikeda hits a belly to back suplex. This puts down Dan Godwin, Tony Ikeda runs to the ropes, and hits a big splash on Dan Godwin. Tony Ikeda hooks the leg of Dan Godwin, and the ref counts the 1…………………………2………………………….kick out by Dan Godwin. Tony Ikeda picks up Dan Godwin, and tries to go for the full nelson suplex. But Dan Godwin counters it with a snapmare. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and gets hit with the eXecution, but luckily for him, he falls out of the ring and to the floor as Dan Godwin who is stunned from taking the last few moves falls back to the mat, knowing that he probably won't be able to pin him now.]

JR-Tony Ikeda probably got very lucky there that he fell out of the ring.

King-He probably doesn't think so right now.

Kris Gaffney-Falling out of the ring like that never is.

[Dan Godwin rolls out of the ring, and pulls up Tony Ikeda, suddenly Firestorm runs down to the ring, and he throws down Dan Godwin who goes crashing into the ring steps. Firestorm takes down Tony Ikeda and hits a few fists to the face of Tony Ikeda. Dan Godwin sits on the ground wondering just what the fuck, he turns around Firestorm, and Firestorm hits a hard fists to the face.]

JR-This is out of control.

King-Firestorm won't let this go.

(Ref's and officials run down to the ring side, and attempt to pull Firestorm off the attack as we go to commercial.