EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen.)

(The lights are off, and unlike other federations, pyrotechnics rain down on the Shockwave set. Crashing as each firework hits the stage, finally it ends, and the lights turn on. Fans are yelling, and waving their signs. The camera pans around the shockwave crowd as the commentators begin to speak.

JR-Tonight the EMF comes you live from the Little Ceasars Arena in Detroit, Michigan. Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. Tonight King, and Kris we see Dark Horizon take shape as the various contenders will be decided.

King-Including the Tag team…and one we don’t know yet.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure there is a hint somewhere…

King-I’m sure there is, I’m just too lazy to find it.

JR-Let’s get this show on the road.

(“Snap your fingers, snap your neck” blasts on the PA system. A brick wall blocks his path, but he walks right through it, and creates total CaRnAgE. He steps on to the apron, and into the ring.)

JR-Who put that wall in the isle way?

King-Who do you think?

Kris Gaffney-I’m blaming Cyrus Black…he thinks he’s a special master builder.

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Zack Ryder has had up and down’s.

King-We wouldn’t be mentioning it if his high’s weren’t so defined though.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure Zack appreciates you looking at it that way.

JR-Joey Gambino has been impressive, so impressive he faces two former champions for maybe the chance at a title shot.

King-I think he caught the maybe.

[Carnage and Joey Gambino stand in the middle of the ring. Carnage throws a fist, and head buts Joey Gambino down on the mat. Joey and Zack Ryder team up, and hammer away on Carnage, and then they hit a double clothesline over the top rope, and Zack Ryder turns towards Joey who grabbed his hand, and brings him in, and he drops him for a short arm forearm shot to the face. Joey Gambino picks him up by his hair, and he sets him up on his shoulders, and he drops him face first into the knee of Zack Ryder. Ryder falls down. Joey Gambino goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref goes into position, the ref counts 1………….2…….KICK OUT by Zack Ryder. Joey Gambino waits for Zack Ryder to get up to his feet. Gambino connects with a few hard fists to the face that stuns Zack Ryder. He attempts to whip Zack Ryder to the ropes, Ryder reverses the whip, Gambino bounces off of the ropes. Gambino leaps in the air, and he hits a flying shoulder block that puts him down Zack Ryder down on the mat. Joey Gambino waits for Zack Ryder to get up to his feet, he kicks him in the gut that doubles him over, and he sets him up into power bomb position.]

JR-Joey might be trying to end this match early.

King-I don’t he’s a master of this move JR.

Kris Gaffney-He’s like the King with the piledriver in the WWE….people just stand right up after that….it more makes his opponents stronger than hurts them.

[Carnage comes from behind Joey Gambino, and smashes him in the back with a chair. Carnage goes for a shot to the head on Joey Gambino. But he ducks under, and then he turns around, and Joey kicks the chair back into the face of Carnage, Carnage stumbles backwards. Joey hits a running clothesline that once again takes Carnage out. Joey turns around right into a chair shot by Zack Ryder. Joey Gambino goes downo n the mat. Zack Ryder falls backwards inot the ropes. He throws the chair out of the ring. He see’s Joey in the corner. Zack Ryder runs to the corner, and hits a running forearm in the corner, and then he turns around. He whips him out of the corner, but it’s reversed. He crashes into the corner. Joey runs, jumps, and he goes for a splash, but he moves out of the way, he crashes into the corner. Joey turns around, and he gets hit with a clothesline in the corner. Joey stumbles around, and then he falls into a seated position into the corner. Zack Ryder looks around,a nd he does the fist pump, and he hits the Broski boot to the face.]

JR-The Broski boot connects!

King-It could be over!

Kris Gaffney-I think he has more chance if he hit his finisher without it being countered.

[Zack Ryder pulls him out of the ropes, and hooks the leg of Joey into a pinning combination. The ref counts 1…………2….Carnage comes into the ring, and he pulls Zack Ryder off of the pin on Joey. He hooks him, and he throws him out of the ring, and down to the floor. He crashes down hard, Carnage turns his attention to Joey who is getting up to his feet slowly.] JR-Joey might be in trouble.

King-I think he can figure that out JR.

Kris Gaffney-Although think it says a lot about what he thinks of the audience…stop being a dick JR.

[Carnage picks up Joey, Joey lifts up Carnage, and drops him for a front spine buster. He picks him up, and he drops him for the Hit. From there, Joey goes into the cover on Carnage. The ref counts 1………..2……..3!!]

JR-Joey wins this match.

King-Which title will he go for?

Kris Gafney-If he even gets a title shot…

(As we come back from commercial, we are greeted with the first part of “How strong do you think I am” by Alexz Johnson. The crowd cheers as the daughter of X-Cold, Catherine Walker walks out on the stage along with her friend, the EMF Women’s champion Laura Cena. Catherine stops, she bounces head with a large smile, she spins around in a complete circle allowing her extremely long hair to spin around her, she catches some, and throws it over her shoulder.)

Howard Finkel-From Phoenix, Arizona. Weighing 117 pounds. “The Original Princess”, Catherine Walker!!

(Catherine stops dead in her tracks as she looks down the cage, and then looks like she wants to leave. Laura keeps a hold of Catherine. Catherine argues with Laura about not wanting to do this.)

Howard Finkel-From Moscow, Russia, she is the Ravashing Russian, Lana!

King-Definitely gets courage from her father.

Kris Gaffney-You mean the guy who got blown up, run down, beaten, hospitalized more times than I can count, smashed, bashed, and everything else?

King-Yeah…stupid X-Clod.

JR-King’s old feud, let’s not forget Catherine has never pretended to want to be a wrestler, she has been put in this situation. She has had very limited real match experience, and they decided out of the blue to put her in a steel cage. I’m not shocked she’s a bit hesitant. With that said, she has been impressive.

Kris Gaffney-Even if she hasn’t really gotten a true win thus far.

King-This is where she would say O-M-G!

(Catherine slowly makes her way up the steps, protesting, finally stepping in. The crowd gives her some encouragement, she walks around the ring trying to get Laura to have the door open. Suddenly the music changes to “Ravashing” Lana walks out swinging her hips, she does a little dance on the top of the stage, the crowd still boo’s her. She continues to dance down to the ring as she comments about the “stupid Americans!” She walks up the cage steps, and opens the door with far more confidence than Catherine did.)

King-There is someone that is fearless.

JR-Lana has had more experienced in the wrestling world.

Kris Gaffney-I thought all children of wrestlers were naturals.

King-Well….*King looks to his left, and we see Brian Christopher*…

Grand Masta Sexay-Why am I here? I was great in 2000.

King-YOUR STILL NOT MY SON!!

[Catherine is getting a little pouty as she is trying to realize that she has to go through with this match, so she shakes it off. But then turns towards Laura one more time, but Lana seeing this tries to take advantage running up to Catherine Walker, and attacking with a running knee to the back of head. Lana attempts to smash Catherine’s face into the steel side. Catherine gets her hands up, blocking the attempts. Catherine yells “NO! Lana struggles, Catherine is able to turn slightly towards Lana, and she lifts up her to her face level to kick Lana under her chin. Lana stumbles, she yells determine to make Catherine taste the steel she fears so much. She jumps in the air for a cross body block, Catherine dives out of the way. Lana crashes into the steel side ribs first. She is able to steady herself up on her feet grabbing a hold of the ropes, and he stumbles backwards trying to catch her breath. Catherine grabs her shoulders, and brings Lana down on the mat backwards into a reverse face buster. Quickly knowing that she can get this match over, and done with quickly, she reaches across Lana’s body, and grabs a hold of Lana’s leg to hook her into a pinning combination. The ref counts 1………..2…KICK OUT by Lana. Catherine puts her hands on the top of her head knowing that it probably wasn’t going to be that easy.]

JR-Catherine needs to keep going here, she needs to not linger on the fact she was not able to get the pin there.

King-Well…I’ll admit, she’s lasted longer than her mother did in her first steel cage match.

Kris Gaffney-The real first woman in a Hell in a Cell…whoever the one who is thought of being the first…sure I’ll come to me.

King-Not that it’s anything to be proud of…

[Catherine gets up to her feet, bringing up Lana with her, but Lana wanting to anger Catherine enough to make a mistake brings her hand back, and slaps her across the check. Catherine doesn’t leg of Lana’s hair, not allowing her separation so that Lana can continue on the attack. Instead Catherine brings up her knee’s with alternating knee strikes to the face. She hits a final one, and lets go allowing Lana to fling back on the ropes, and she grabs a hold of the ropes. Catherine whips Lana to the ropes, she bounces off of the ropes. Catherine lowers her head, and Lana quickly response with a quick loud kick right into the nose of Catherine. Catherine pops up holding her nose clearly in a lot of pain. Lana quickly hits a reverse back spin kick to the forehead of Catherine that drops her down on the mat. Lana falls back on the ropes, holding on to the ropes, but slumped over as she is trying to recover from the last few moves. She see’s Catherine groggily get up to her knee’s knowing that she needs to keep Catherine down if she’s to get this match back into control, she goes over to Catherine, and fires a kick towards her head, and Catherine ducks under. Lana swings through. Catherine pushes Lana to the ropes, she bounces off of the ropes. Catherine attempts to go for a drop toe hold, but her technique isn’t really good, and Lana just stands there as Catherine tries, and tries again to get it right. Lana steps out of it, and she brings down her boot right down on Catherine’s spine, she screams in extreme pain, and then drops elbow right into the same area which only increases her pain.]

JR- Catherine’s come far from where she was, but she’s definitely not perfect.

King-I think she would definitely agree with you right now.

Kris Gaffney- Her cheerleading background came in handy with a few of those kicks earlier…maybe her doctor background will help her with after this match.

King-Like Wade Wilson, she’s just a trainee.

Kris Gaffney-Oh well…I don’t get the joke, but in a few years…if Wade needs a taxi driver, Catherine’s little sister has a license to be Kirsten Dunst.

King-What does that mean?

Kris Gaffney-Not sure, but I’m sure it’s funny.

[Lana drops down as Catherine is face first into the mat, Lana lifts Catherine head, and cuffs her chin, and drives her knee into the back for a half camel clutch. Catherine’s face clearly shows the pain she’s in, Laura tries to shout words of encouragement for Catherine. The crowd gets into it, Catherine tries to stand up from under Lana, but before anything happens Lana releases the hold, she jumps up, and brings all her weight down on the back of Catherine. Catherine goes flat on her face again. Lana picks her head up as her face is struched up with the pain. She says “aww poor American girl, less the fighter your father was, and more like your stupid Mother”, Lana jumps up again, and tries to come down on the back of Catherine once again. But Catherine thinking fast, moves out of the way. Lana lands on her ass, she holds her lower back. Catherine springs up, hooking under Lana’s arms into a full nelson, she lifts her up, and drops her down on to her knee connecting with the full nelson back breaker she calls the Ice breaker. Catherine is on her knee’s as Laura yells for her excitely. Catherine starts to crawl towards the corner, she pulls herself up the turnbuckle.]

JR-Could be the opening that Catherine was looking for.

King-Somehow I think this is going to go wrong.

Jeff Hardy-I get that feeling too.

Kris Gaffney-Just don’t read from your book, and I’m sure she’ll be fine.

[Catherine is slow, but she gets up to the top turnbuckle. She’s starts to pull herself up towards the top of the cage, when she peers over at Lana, she realizes that Lana still hasn’t moved, and she might be able to end this match right now. She drops back down on the top rope with her back facing Lana. She jumps backwards, twisting, flipping in the air into the move best known as the Phoenix Splash, but Catherine calls OMG. But at the last moment Lana moves out of the way. Catherine crashes into the mat, and both wrestlers are down on the mat. Laura on the outside of the ring tries to get the crowd into it. As Lana see’s the door, and tries crawl out of it, as Laura is trying to get Catherine back into the game, she stops, she see’s something that she doesn’t approve of. Mickie James front row, she gives a little wave from the crowd, and holds up her money in the bank brief case. What Laura doesn’t realize is Rusev has sneaked up Laura, pushing her from her back. She crashes into the ring steps. Rusev having no one to stop him reaches into the ring, and he grabs Lana’s arms. Catherine grabs her ankles as a tug-o-war happens for Lana. With Rusev attempting to bring her out of the cage, and Catherine trying to keep her in the cage.]

King-This is going to end well for Catherine.

Kris Gaffney-I don’t think strength ever will be her thing.

[Predictly she’s can only manage a small resistance before Rusev completely over powers Catherine, and starts dragging her along with Lana, but suddenly Rusev stops, and starts to run away as Laura’s father John Cena runs after Rusev. Rusev attempting to cause separation so he can get an attack runs around the ring side. Rusev having gotten away enough stops, plants his feet, and attempts to go for a kick to the face of John Cena. John Cena ducks under, he grabs Rusev, and throws him against the cage side. He bounces off the cage. John Cena grabs Rusev runs, and launches him so high into the air, he hits face first into the swung open cage door, which just so happens Lana is going through at the exact moment. The door slams on Lana’s face. Lana rolls around in pain, she actually not knowing where she is right now stands up. Catherine not seeing any of this just see’s a chance that she’s unaware where it came from, she lifts her up into a fireman carry. She throws her over her head, bringing a double knees to the face to complete her finisher “Princess Power!!” Lana is not moving. Catherine tired grabs Lana’s leg, hooking it with her back on the Lana. The ref goes into position. He counts 1…………………2………….3!!]

JR-Catherine wins it!

King-Does that count as her first clean win?

Kris Gaffney-Na…let’s say she got accidental interference.

King-Just making sure…

(Catherine not seeing what happened looked really happy for a few moments. Until the replay shows that Laura going down, Catherine looks concern, then it shows Cena throwing Rusev into the door which set off a chain reaction leading to her win. Catherine has a frozen expression on her face, and she then yells “O-M-G!” She starts to text on her phone…where it came from, who knows. Laura comes into the picture trying to be positive about the win, but Cena is Cena to Catherine. To which many OMG’s, and meany are said. Then all of a sudden Catherine says, “oh so you plan to throw me into the cage!!”. Cena denies this. Catherine yells “So you do plan to do it. Well I’m not going to let you. I’ll throw myself!” Laura stops Catherine to which she says “NO…must recreate Jackie moment. Jackie…best.wrestler. EVER. Proof Cena is biggest meany ever!” We go to commercial.)

His theme song hits and he takes time to appreciate the fans and struts down to the ring all business

JR-The new comer has a great chance here to impress.

King-But is he ready to face someone like Daniel Bryan.

Kris Gaffney-I guess we will find out.

(“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage, he does his YES! Taunt down to the ring side arena. He enters the ring, and waits for the bell to ring.)

JR-Finn must have impressed someone, a lot of the time first matches start off camera. But Finn is facing an opponent of Daniel Bryan’s caliber.

King-Which were not suppose to talk about JR.

Kris Gaffney- Good going…

[Daniel Bryan hits a kick to the side of Finn Brooks. Finn Brooks stumble backwards, he throws a fist to the face. Daniel Bryan hooks him, and he drops Finn Brooks with a belly to back suplex that puts him down on the mat. Daniel Bryan takes a few moments to let the last move sink in. Finn Brooks fights up to his feet, and once he is up to his feet, he kicks him in the gut, he sets him up, and he snaps a snap suplex that sends him down hard on the mat. Daniel Bryan walks over to the head of Finn Brooks, and drops a knee drop across the face. Finn Brooks sits up as he holds his face in obvious pain, and he puts on a chin lock. Finn Brooks looks for a way out of the hold, and then he slowly gets up to his feet, he grabs Daniel Bryan’s head, and he drops him for a jaw breaker. Daniel Bryan stumbles back in pain. Finn Brooks gets up to his feet, and he runs to the ropes. Daniel Bryan is able to counter with a japanesse arm drag that sends him flying down on the mat. Finn Brooks gets into the corner, and Daniel Bryan is up to his feet, he runs towards the corner, and he hits a running drop kick in the corner. Daniel Bryan motions for him to come towards him Daniel bryan hooks Finn Brooks, and drops him for a northern lights suplex with a bridge. The ref goes into positon to make the count. The ref counts 1…….2…KICK OUT by Finn Brooks. Daniel Bryan waits for Finn Brooks to get up, he’s up to his knee’s, and Daniel Bryan hits a kick to the ribs. The crowd chants “YES” with the kick.]

JR-We are seeing why Daniel Bryan has been a champion in the EMF.

King-I don’t think you need to convince Finn Brooks right now.

Kris Gaffney-I think Finn might have rather had a traditional dark match.

[Daniel Bryan goes for the kick to the head, but Finn Brooks ducks under, and he hooks Daniel Bryan around the head, and he drops him across the back of Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan bounces off of his back. He rolls around in pain. Finn Brooks takes a few moments to rest up, and he plans his next move as Daniel Bryan is slowly getting up to his feet. Finn Brooks gets up to his feet.]

JR-Finn might have just avoided defeat right there.

King-For now.

Kris Gaffney-Or he could win…we’ll see.

[Daniel Bryan gets picked up by Finn Brooks. Daniel Bryan struggles out of the back of Finn Brooks. Finn Brooks turns around, Daniel Bryan connects with the running knee. Finn Brooks goes down on the mat. Daniel Bryan goes into the cover on Finn Brooks. The ref counts 1…………2………..3!!]

JR-Daniel Bryan finds the opening, and capitalizes on it getting the win.

(The lights go out and lights come on switching from red to green as we hear "Money" by Pink Floyd over the loud speakers. The fans sing along and we hear a mixture of cheers and jeers as "The White Devil" Joey Gambino steps out from the back, with Emma by his side. He stand at center stage sporting black shades and a black suit. He look out to the crowd and then rips the suit off and tosses his glasses into the crowd. He taps his chest and yells, puts his arm around Emma and then begins his walk to the ring. Focused and confident Joey climb into the ring and feeds off of the fans awaiting the match to begin.)

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first. He's fighting out of New York, New York. Standing 5'10" weighing in at 245 lbs. He is "The White Devil" JOEY GAMBINO!

JR: This man has been on quite the run as of late.

KG: The Melon Gods must like him.

King: And PUPPIES! Look at that, do you see Emma?

('X Gonna Give It To Ya'- DMX blasts over the loud speakers. Out from the back comes Paige and following is Wade Wilson. He plays to the fans on the stage on both sides getting them screaming louder and louder. Paige smiling and clapping in the center, Wade comes back slaps her ass and kisses her cheek. They both skip down the ramp slapping hands with the fans.)

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, his opponent. From Montreal Canada, standing 6'2" weighing in at 210 lbs. He is accompanied to the ring by Paige. The Merc With A Mouth, WADE WILSON!

JR: Speaking on quite the run, Wade Wilson has been nothing but impressive since arriving on the main roster.

KG: King, you need to keep yourself under control, you've got two eyes but let's keep them on the match.

King: Yea... But Paige... Emma.... Oh the match, yea... Wade crumbled sparta, he'll survive the hit!

DING! DING! DING!

(The match begins and Wade turns, winks and waves at Emma and then sprints at Joey standing in front of the ring post. Once close enough Wade attempts to dive at Joey, Joey moves aside and assists Wade shoulder first into the ring post and then slams him hard into the mat. Joey grabs the two legs of Wade, slides him to the center of the ring and holds on as he begins to spin, and spin, and spin, faster and faster as he goes around lifting Wade up above the mat as he spins his circle once, twice, three, four, this goes on for a solid, fast thirty seconds and while Joey is just about done swinging Wade can be heard yelling "WEEEEEE" and Joey let's go as Wade crashes hard into the mat and rolls into the corner, he attempts to stand but stumbles down, sitting against the corner Joey sprints at him, leaps up and crashes both knees into Wade's face. Joey grabs the back of Wade's head and lifts him up, Joey hooks his head and hits a virticle suplex, he rolls over Wade without letting him go and lifts him in the air again and slams him down with a falcon arrow. Joey gets back to his feet, runs to the ropes and on the return leaps up and lands knee first to the face of Wade. Joey lifts Wade up, picking him up in a powerbomb position and sprints to the turnbuckle, once close Wade is able to throw his body back and with a hurricainrauna flings Joey hard into the ring post and then Joey falls to the outside of the ring grabbing at his shoulder. Wade uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet, he looks at Joey climbing to his feet, Wade nods his head and runs to the opposite side of the ropes, on the return he leaps up onto the top rope and springs himself into the air and as Joey turns he gets nailed with a shooting starpress from Wade and both men are down as the ref begins his count.)

Ref: ONE!

JR: Bah gawd! Wade Wilson took flight!

KG: Looks like he hurt himself with that one. It's ok Wade, rub some fruit on it!

King: Wade crumbled sparta, he's dating Paige, he can do anything!

(Wade pulls himself to his feet.)

Ref: TWO!

(He picks Joey up by the head, but halfway up Joey throws a hard punch to the gut of Wade, grabs the back of his head l, runs forward and tosses Wade hard head first right into the metal steps breaking them apart and then Joey leans up against the barricade to catch his breath.)

Ref: THREE!

(Wade moves his hand off his head and blood can be seen. Emma walks towards Wade, the ref warns her. then she turns to see Paige approaching, Emma puts her hands up and backs away. Wade starts to climb up, Joey lunges forward, jumps up and dropkicks Wade headfirst into the ringpost.)

Ref: FOUR!

(Joey grabs Wade, lifts him up in a powerbomb position and Joey slams Wade hard right ontop of the steel steps.)

Ref: FIVE!

(Joey smirks as he walks around Wade looking at the blood coming out from his forehead.)

Ref: SIX!

(Joey grabs Wade and slides him into the ring, Joey slides in and covers.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!...(KICKOUT!)

JR: Wade is tough, it will take a lot more than that to put him away.

KG: Not if the Melon Gods call for it!

King: Come on, let Paige and Emma go at it! PUPPIES!

(Joey picks Wade up by the head, he whips him into the corner, runs at him and hits Wade with a lariat, then tosses Wade to the ground. Joey pushed himself up onto the top of the turnbuckle and leaps off with an elbowdrop, but Wade rolls out of the way and Joey's elbow crashes into the mat. Both men slow to there feet. Once they both stand and face one another, Joey throws a hard right punch that's ducked by Wade and Wade ends up behind Joey, Wade wraps his arms around Joey's waist and slams him with a suplex. Wade back to his feet, runs at the ropes, jumps up putting both feet on the top rope and springs himself off with a shooting starpress where Joey is able to lift his knees and Wade crashes down onto them. Now both men down.)

Ref: ONE!

JR: Wow, Wade's trying to figure out how to get some offense in, but Joey seems to be on top of it.

KG: That's because The Melon Gods want it that way.

King: When do we see Paige and Emma fight?

Ref: TWO!

(Both men roll to their stomachs and start to crawl towards the ropes, they pull themselves up, Wade to his feet first rests against the ropes. Joey turns and looks at him, Wade winks and blows him a kiss, Joey sprints towards him and Wade sprints at him, Joey hits Wade with a lariat hard enough to cause Wade to flip in the air before crashing to the ring. Joey lifts Wade by the head, grabs him by the arm and whips him into the ropes, on the return Wade ducks the arm of Joey and continues to the ropes again, on the return Wade attempts to leap clean over Joey, but Joey is able to grab Wade's foot and yank him to the ground. Joey lifts Wade to his feet, wraps his arms around his waist and hits him with a suplex, without letting go he stands up and repeats 3 more times with the last one sending Wade flying. Joey lifts Wade up, whips him into the ropes again and this time Joey follows, once close enough Wade leaps up into the top rope and attempts a springboard moonsault, but Joey is able to catch him, spin and nail him to the mat with a vicious powerslam that shakes the entire ring. Joey stays ontop hooking Wade's leg.)

Ref: ONE!...TWO!...THHH(KICKOUT!)

JR: What intense power by Joey. Joey is digging deep to find out what it takes to put Wade Wilson away.

KG: He should have talked to Jack Heyman, he'd be able to tell him.

King: I could do any of that. What does these guys have that I don't? Emma, Paige, come to me!

(Joey slaps his hand to the mat shaking his head, grabs Wade's head and lifts him to his feet, he grabs Wade's arm and whips him hard into the ropes and on the return Joey ducks and Wade rolls right over his back, when Joey turns back around he's met with a vicious superkick to the chin which sends him back into the ropes, a vicious side kick to the gut which bends him over and the Wade puts Joey's head between his legs, hooks the arms and hits him with THE DEAD POOL! As Emma climbs up on the side of the ring detracting the ref as Wade goes for the pin. Wade starts hitting the mat, Paige runs around grabbing Emma's feet and ripping her off the ring causing Emma's face to smash the side of the ring and then fall to the ground. When the fed sees the pin he counts.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THHHRRRR(KICKOUT!)

JR: Emma just cost Wade the victory!

KG: Or, helped Joey win.

King: She didn't do anything, she was just checking on Joey and then she was violently attacked for no reason... It's ok, still love Paige!

(Wade gets up, looks at Emma holding her face as she climbs to her feet and then Wade blows a kiss to Paige. Wade climbs the turnbuckle, crosses his hands over his crotch saying "SUCK IT!" and leaps off the top rope with ASSASONS FLIGHT! On Joey, but Joey rolls away at the last second which causes Wade to crash into the mat. Very slowly both men climb to their feet. Joey up first ducks a punch from Wade and answers with a Superkick to Wade's chin, Wade bounces off the ropes and Joey lifts Wade up over his shoulder locking on a vicious torture rack and then sends him crashing to the mat with a burning hammer, Joey doesn't let go off Wade's arm, he swings his body around locking on an armband which completes THE BODY SNSTCHER! Joey's pulling back on Wade's arm as hard as he can, Wade doesn't want to tap. After a few tough seconds Wade is able to roll over and stack Joey, Wade puts all his weight on Joey's legs causing Joey's arms to hit the mat.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!(KICKOUT!)

(Joey pushes his legs up hard causing Wade to roll out of the ring. Joey back to his feet, runs to the opposite ropes, bounced off and coming back dives over the middle rope hitting Wade with a suicide dive which sends them both to the barricade as the ref begins his count.)

Ref: ONE!........TWO!

(Both men slowly climbing to their feet, Wade pulls himself up with the barricade, Joey uses the ring. Once standing Wade winks at Joey, Joey runs at him but Wade ducks under and lifts his body up causing Joey to flip over the barricade and crash on to some fans metal chairs. Joey grabbing at his back as he hits the ground. Wade wipes blood from his eyes as he catches hi breath.)

Ref: Three!.......FOUR!

(Wade slides into the ring, Wade climbs the turnbuckle and looks out towards Joey. The ref telling Wade to stay in the ring. Joey staggers to his feet and Wade jumps off the turnbuckle onto the top rope springing him high in the air off the rope doing a moonsault, clearing the barricade and crashing into Joey which sends them both crashing into metal chairs. Both men down hard.)

Ref: ONE!....... TWO!....... THREE!.......

JR: BAH GAWD, DID YOU SEE HOW HIGH HE GOT?

KG: I think the Melon Gods lifted him.

King: I think they might be dead.

Crowd: HOLY SHIT!, HOLY SHIT!, HOLY SHIT!, HOLY SHIT!

Ref: FOUR!.......

(Wade begins moving, crawling to the barricade.)

Ref: FIVE!.......SIX!

(Wade pulls himself up and then falls over the barricade as he inches towards the ring.)

Ref: SEVEN!....... EIGHT!.......

(Wade reaches up grabbing the ring)

Ref: NINE!

(Wade pulls himself into the ring and then slides right back out stopping the count. Joey climbing back to his feet holding on the barricade. Joey noticeably bleeding from the mouth, Wade's face covered in blood. Wade stublmbles towards Joey as Joey starts to climb over the barricade, Wade hits him with a hard roundhouse causing blood to splatter out of his mouth and then Joey drops to the ground.)

KG: Wade could have won the match by contout, but didn't want to. I guess the Melon Gods have other plans.

JR: He wants to beat Joey the right way.

King: Idiot. And that's who Paige chose?

Ref: ONE!.......TWO!.......

(Wade catches himself on the barricade, he jumps ontop and does a douple moonsault from the barricade right ontop of Joey.)

Ref: THREE!....... FOUR!.......

(Wade back to his feet, reaches out grabbing a beer that's handed to him from a fan and drinks it. He pats a child on the head and gives him a thumbs up. Then Wade grabs a ladies shirt from the crowd and uses it to wipe the blood from his face and she shakes her chest.)

Ref: FIVE!.......SIX!.......

(Wade walks over and grabs Joey, he slides Joey inside of the ring and slides in himself. Wade lifts Joey to his feet and throws him into the corner of the ring. Joey lands gut first into the turnbuckle. The ref can't see but hes ripping the turnbuckle pad off of the top. Before Wade starts to run at him the ref notices what Joey is doing and yells at him. Joey shrugs his shoulders "wasn't me!" As the ref starts to fix the pad Wade bounces off the rope and before he can run at Joey Emma grabs his ankle causing him to stumble, he turns and looks at Emma and then when he turns back hes met with a hard super kick while he bounces back. On the outside Paige runs at Emma and as she turns to walk away Emma walks right into a hard spear from Paige, Paige gets up and yells at her. Wade falls back into the ropes and when he comes back Joey connects with THE HIT! Right as the ref finishes fixing the pad. Joey falls into cover.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THREE!

DING! DING! DING!

Announcer: Ladies and Gentelmen here is your winner, The White Devil, JOEY GAMBINO!

JR: Ohh man! What a cheap victory!

KG: He sold his soul to the devil for that win... Wait, he is the devil, I think?

King: Yea, the white one I guess.

(Joey quickly slides out of the ring and steps in between Paige and the downed Emma to prevent Paige from attacking more. He stares her down and Paige slides back into the ring to help Wade to his feet. Joey helps Emma up. Joey and Emma celebrate as "Money" blasts and they laugh and point at Wade and paige inside the ring laughing at them as we cut to commercial. When we come back, Wade and Paige are backstage with Renee Young. Wade with a cloth on the cut on his forehead.)

Renee: Wade, Paige, are you guys ok? Tough loss Wade, will you retaliate against Joey?

Paige: Yeah, we're good. But, I'm going to get my hands on the little bitch Emma and beat her ass getting involved in stuff that's none of her business!

Wade: Love it when she's all feisty like this, makes me feel excitement in my pants.

Renee: What do you guys plan to do?

Wade: Make sweet, sweet love Renee, want to watch?

(Renee chuckles.)

Renee: That's not what I meant Wade, I meant with Joey and Emma?

Wade: Ohh they can watch too, better yet Emma can join in!

Renee: Seems that because if Emma, Joey was able to get the victory. Would you want a rematch?

Wade: Mixed tag, anytime anywhere, let's make it interesting maybe I can cop a feel!

(After the last words Joey and Emma come into view, both laughing. Joey with his arm around Emma.)

Joey: You want to be beat again and your little girlfriend? You got it.

(Joey and Emma walk off laughing, Wade blows Emma a kiss.)

Wade: That sounds exciting doesn't it?

Paige: Yes!

(They both walk away, Wade with his arm around Paiges shoulder gives her a kiss on the cheek.)

Renee: There you have it!

(“heavy sits the crown” blasts on the pA system. Daryl Prichard walks out, he stares down the cage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This will be the second of our cage matches.

King-Good thing that Daryl is a Spider King…he can just use his web shooters to get right up the wall.

Kris Gaffney-Why didn’t we book Bonesaw Mcgraw against him?

(“That’s entertainment” blasts on the PA system. Logan Riley walks out on the stage, he steps inside of the cage.)

JR-This is the match that was suppose to happen a few weeks ago.

King-Too bad he didn’t give Christian one more match.

Kris Gaffney-That’s all he needs.

[Logan Riley and Daryl Prichard stare down their cage surrounding. The bell rings the two throw fists to the face, neither backing down. Darly Prichard bringing a bit more zip to his fists. Logan riley backs up after being hit with the fists, and then he tries to whip him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Daryl Prichard attempts to go for the Stone Fist, Logan Riley continues to the other side of the ring. Daryl Prichard lowers his head. Logan Riley stops on a dime, grabs his hair, and he throws him down on the mat. Daryl Prichard face plants on the mat, stumbling up to his feet. Logan Riley lifts up Daryl Prichard, and drops him down with an inverted atomic drop. Daryl Prichard stumble back in pain. Logan Riley grabs Daryl Prichard by the hair, runs, and throws him into the cage side. He bounces off the cage side, and right into the waiting arms Logan Riley who turns around Daryl, hooks him, and drops him for a t-bone suplex. He crashes down on the mat, and slowly he gets up to his feet. Logan Riley hits a kick to the gut doubling over Daryl Prichard. He hooks him into a vertical suplex, he then he hooks the leg of Daryl Prichard, and he hits a fisherman suplex on Daryl Prichard. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2….KICK OUT by Daryl Prichard. Logan Riley doesn’t argue, instead he starts to hit a few mounted fists to the face of Daryl Prichard. The ref does argue with this method, but really can’t do anything about it as this is a hardcore match.]

JR-Logan Riley is taking advantage of the rules here.

King-Did you have any doubt he would?

[Logan Riley waits for Daryl Prichard to get up to his feet, Logan Riley goes for the Final Cut. Daryl Prichard ducks under, he runs to the ropes, he comes off of the ropes, he takes down Logan Riley with a spear! Daryl Prichard goes into the cover on Logan Riley. The ref counts 1……..2…KICK OUT by Logan Riley. Daryl Prichard sits on the mat, trying to recover, and slowly they get up to their feet after both being able to rest up. Daryl Prichard ducks under a wild fist to the face. He grabs Logan Riley, and he throws him hard into the cage side. He bounces off, Daryl Prichard kicks Logan Riley, and brings his head down into the mat with a DDT.]

JR-Daryl Prichard hits the DDT.

King-That might be his chance to escape.

Kris Gaffney-Should be easy since he’s a Spider King.

[Daryl Prichard climbs up to the top rope, but Logan Riley is able to come up from behind him, and then he hooks him into an electric chair drop. Daryl Prichard fights with a fists to the head. He drops down, and then Logan Riley turns around seeing that Daryl Prichard is about to hit the Stone Fist on him, Logan Riley is able to think quickly, and he hits the Final Cut on him. The Stone Fist still lands, but not with as much impact. Daryl falls down, Logan falls into the cover on Daryl. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2………..3!!]

JR-Logan Riley thinks quickly, and connects with the Final Cut. allows for the victory

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage with the world heavyweight championship. “Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder joins his Badd Bro’s partner on the stage. They walk down to the ringside, and enter the ring.)

JR-The former tag team champions are looking to get a rematch.

King-Well before they can do that, they are going to have to get through the Melon Club.

Kris Gaffney-Let’s not forget the Melon Club’s attack after the Badd Bros lost the tag team titles.

(“The Duck Song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon and Shinseke Nakamango walk out on the stage. They point down to the tables.)

JR-Let not forget that this is no normal tables match.

King-Every table was made out of watermelon.

(as the Melon Club walk down to the ring, Ashley Irvine skips by, she skips around the ring, she rolls into the ring. She skips around Tony as she is the Vice President of the BWO…then out of no where, she sprints to the ropes, jumps through the middle rope, and yells WATERMELON, and puts herself through the Melon table. To which doesn’t seem to effect her at all. In fact she continues to eat the table.)

King-If you eat the table, does that mean you lose the match?

JR-I’m not sure King.

King-Well…there goes a perfectly good melon table…if I was the guy who made those tables for this match, I’d be so angry.

Kris Gaffney-I….am….SO…PISSED OFF….RIGHT…NOOOW!!

[Tony Ikeda and Walter Melon start out in the ring. Zack Ryder and She The crowd make comments about their age. Walter Melon throws grabs grapes at the crowd, the crowd throws raisins back at them. Tony Ikeda goes behind Walter Melon, and he pushes him into the ropes, and throws him to the outside of the ropes. Tony Ikeda goes forward, and falls out of the ring through the ropes, and Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet. Tony Ikeda gets hit with a few fists to the face by Walter Melon as the camera gets the shot that he’s near the fruit table. But before he can lose his grip, Tony Ikeda rakes the eyes of Walter Melon to stop his attack, and ending this match early. Walter Melon stumble back in pain. Tony Ikeda shakes off the effects of the moves, then he attempts to get into the ring Walter Melon hits a running knee to the face that stuns him, and Walter Melon brings him out in the ropes, and he drops Tony Ikeda on to his head into an elevated DDT. Tony Ikeda face gets planted into the mat. Walter Melon stands over the fallen Tony Ikeda, and he hits a few stomps on the fallen Tony Ikeda. Walter Melon waits for Tony Ikeda, Walter Melon picks up Tony Ikeda, and he hits a body slam. He backs up into the ropes, he comes off of the rope. He jumps in the air, and he comes down on Tony Ikeda with a splash. Knowing that he can’t go for the cover, and thinking that he can’t quite bring him to the tables just yet, he starts to hammer away on Tony Ikeda with a few mounted fists to the face. The ref complains about this, but he really can’t stop Walter. Walter stops this on his own soon after anyways. Walter Melon looks towards the corner, and he gets up to his feet bringing up Tony Ikeda wit him, he twists his arm, and then he hooks him. As Shinseke Nanamango. Nakanamango comes into the ring who got away from Zack Ryder, and he hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Tony Ikeda as he was held by Walter Melon. Walter goes into the apron. Sinskeke Nakamango picks up Tony Ikeda into a double under hook, and drops him back first into his leg with a double under hook back breaker.]

JR-The Melon Club have been able to isolate Tony.

King-Ryder and Shinseke battle has been epic though.

Kris Gaffney-I feel sorry for all that are missing it.

[Zack Ryder tries to get the crowd behind Tony. Tony Ikeda is slow to get up to his feet dazed. Nakamango goes for a kick to the head. Tony ducks under, and he hooks him, and he drops him for the full nelson slam. Tony Ikeda crawls towards Zack Ryder, and then he makes the tag to Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder comes into the ring, and he knocks him down with a running clothesline. Nakamango down on the mat. Zack Ryder slowly gets up to his feet, and Zack Ryder. He hits a few fists to the face that sends him falling back to the ropes, and then Zack Ryder whips him to the ropes. Nakamanago lowers his head, and he hits a back body drop that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Slowly he gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, he lifts up Nakamango and drops him for a back breaker. Walter Melon tries to attack Zack, but Tony goes into the picture, pushes him back, and they both fall out of the ring. Zack Ryder turns to see Shinseke is in the corner, and he hits a running clothesline. SHinseke falls into a seated position. Zack Ryder looks around, and he starts the fist pump as the crowd chants “Woo! Woo! Woo!”. Ryder runs towards him, and he hits the broski boot that sends him over the bottom rope, and on to the apron. Zack Ryder smiles as he now has the perfect chance. Zack Ryder goes outside, and calls to Tony who has Walter down about a plan.]

JR-Ryder has the perfect chance to eliminate one of the Melon Club.

King-Although that doesn’t eliminate them from the match.

Kris Gaffney-Not that it would be impossible, but I can see why that was done.

[Zack Ryder, and Tony Ikeda climb on the apron, Ryder lifts up Shinseke, Tony hooks him for a double power bomb into the fruit table. But Walter Melon grabs his partners hand, and brings him over the top rope. Ryder and Tony turn around right into kicks. Tony and Ryder fall through the table at the same time. The Melon Club wins!!]

JR-That didn’t quite go according to plan for the Badd Bros.

King-Unless they really wanted to be put through the table….like the start of this match…

Kris Gaffney-I’m still not over that…

(Walter Melon and Shinseke celebrates as Saturday Shockwave goes off the air.)