EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we fade into the Shockwave video.)

(Once that ends we go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts on the Shockwave stage. The lights turn on as fans scream, and wave their signs. Some signs say “Princesses everywhere”, “I’m controlled by a belt too”, and “I have a horrible sense of direction.)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross, along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-We have quite a show for you tonight, headlined by a fatal four way.

Kris Gaffney-Kevin Bourne is in that match, and considering his comments lately, you got to believe he’s going to have a target on his back.

*The scene opens up with Bourne standing in the center of the ring, wearing an expensive suit with the TV title draped over his right shoulder. He is holding a microphone as his music slowly quiets over the P.A. system.*

Kevin- I’m sure each and every one of you is wondering just why Kevin Bourne attacked the senile Dan Godwin last week. If you were smarter than Mike New, then it would be very clear to why I did it but since you’re all as dumb as that dumb ass, I’ll clarify. The answer is simple, KB attacked the X-Factor because everyone on this roster and anyone involved with the EMF is a target. Not one single individual is safe. Godwin was my mentor a long time ago and I respected everything I learned from the man, he was truly an all-time great but as of late, he’s not only diminishing his legacy but the legacy of the EMF. Deep down in that body, his abilities exist and they may one day again resurface but until that day comes to fruition, he’s harming the brand. The brand that Prez Mike built and therefore must be taught a lesson, if not awoken from his coma. Besides that, it showed that just because you wander around here aimlessly, doesn’t mean you’re spared from being targeted. Anyone and everyone is and will be targeted, no one knows when it’s coming. When the Messiah will strike with a chair, sledgehammer, put you through a table, by any means necessary will I exact the Prez’s judgment on the blasphemers.

Kevin- Dan was an easy target and if you didn’t think I liked going after him, then you just don’t know my heart. Godwin was so ungrateful for what I taught him as his pupil and everything I accomplished, he became jealous and turned against me. Against me, his King and for that he shall suffer the same fate as all these other buffoons, regardless of his mental state. He wronged me in the past just as he betrayed Prez Mike, who built a brand around the X-Factor, only for him to turn into a vegetable and force this company to start all over again. I actually enjoyed exacting my revenge and it won’t stop there, I can assure you that.

Kevin- The word is out to the rest of the so-called ‘superstars’ of the EMF, that no one is safe until John Cena relinquishes my title, steps down from his make-believe post of co-owner, and retires. People will continue to be targeted and left mangled in the wake of Kevin Bourne. You won't know when, it could be this week, it could be four weeks for now, the only thing you need to know is it's coming. Someone or some individuals will all be targetted by the Present and Future. Kevin Bourne isn’t here to make friends but instead a statement. That statement is very clear...Convert to Bournism or fall forever.

*Bourne leaves the ring, and to the back*

("Generic Theme" blasts out and Miss Jackie makes her way down to the ring, holding a microphone to address the crowd.)

Jackie: Go ahead... laugh it up. It'll be the last chance you get. Yes... last week, Tiffany... whoever that is... stripped me to my bra and panties and beat me in a match. Congratu-fucking-lations. There are so many things wrong with what happened last week... but let's start from the top. Firstly... a bra and panties match shouldn't be considered "real" wrestling. I've had my fair share and I've won some and I've lost some, but it says it all that when I was at my most dominant in the EMF, that was the match type John Cena would book for me most often... why? It wasn't to get a cheap thrill... he had plenty of chances to do that with whoever he wanted at any time. No.. it was because he knew that by making the match not a real wrestling match... he was giving more hope to the challengers, who when compared to me... weren't real wrestlers. I'm sure the Beautiful People will be out here in due course... and will brag about how their new found slut beat the 9 time Women's Champion.... I just hope you people will have more common sense than to listen to it. Then again... I doubt it. You're the same idiots that cheer for Amy Dumas. The same idiots that treat her like some kind of Goddess. The same idiots that go on message boards and talk about how great my contract is because it basically ensures that any time I'm in the ring, someone is going to lose clothes, or get soaking wet, or.... God knows what else. I am the greatest female wrestler in the history of this sport... and yet thanks to this joke of a contract I have.... every match I compete in is clouded by bullshit. I am calling out John Cena or AJ Lee to this ring right now to change those terms... and if they don't do it, I'm gone. You will never see the great Miss Jackie again. Out you come... I haven't got all night....

("LovePassionFuryEnergy" plays over the PA system and Jackie looks confused. Her questions are soon answered as AJ Lee comes out dressed in her full Amy Dumas attire, and doing Amy like poses on her way down to the ring. She has a microphone in hand also.)

AJ "Amy Dumas" Lee: Jackie... Jackie.... Jackie.... I'm sorry, but the owner and the General Manager are too busy doing their real jobs... so I hope the Vice President will do.

Jackie: Save the bullshit AJ.... Talk to me as yourself or not at all...

AJ "Amy Dumas" Lee: What are you talking about... I am the great Amy Dumas... the one who these people think is a Goddess! But don't worry... I can still sort out your contract for you, if that is what you want.

Jackie: *playing along* Well that is great news Amy.... but tell me this... just what do you think you were doing sticking your nose in my match last week?

AJ "Amy Dumas" Lee: It's very simple. You stuck a knife in my back the week before... and I returned the favor. After all.... did I not tell you all... I only pretend to care about my friends... in reality, I only care about what's best for me. You attacked me but because I am the wrestling Goddess I wasn't allowed to lose.... and the match just randomly ended! So in effect nothing bad happened to me at all.... but why should that get in the way of me attacking someone I supposedly care about and causing them pain for no good reason. That's what I do best. Make people care about me... worship me even... and then stab them in the back.

Jackie: You know what Amy... I never bought into your hype. People say you're this great wrestler but all I see is someone who loses half her matches, but makes the most ridiculous excuses ever to try and get away with it. Even when I beat you for the Women's Championship you couldn't just say congratulations, and leave it there. You had to whine and moan about all the injustice that had supposedly befallen you. It's the same old song and dance every time Amy Dumas gets in the ring. If she wins her opponent just wasn't good enough to compete with her, but if she loses the excuse book comes out. The sun was in my eyes. I put on too much weight having Baby number 65 and hadn't lost it yet. I was distracted because I was wearing too many pairs of underwear. My boobs are a little bit sensitive which isn't fair! I was too busy fantasising about John Cena. I was so lost in my own hype I didn't know where I was. The crowd weren't cheering an acceptable amount. Blah blah blah blah blah..... it's getting a little boring, to tell you the truth. You like to bang on about being retired as if it makes you better than anyone else... WELL GO AND BE RETIRED THEN. Go and sit in a retirement home with Scott Tazte and te remaining Beatles and bore them with your excuses about why you didn't win the bingo. If you look at your resume Amy... there is no substance there. Competed in the RWA.... biggest fed ever? What was it... too big to fail? Or did you just suck the life out of it? "Invaded EMF".... do me a favor. You just showed up because you needed money... and it was that or... well... I won't go into what your other option was. Won the title for an entire month.... call me when you reach 1000 days and we'll talk. I have achieved so much more than Amy could ever dream of and yet whenever JAM had a tag match it became the Amy Dumas show all over again. Me and Maria who you supposedly love so much were constantly forced to be in your shadow. It's like people here think this is a popularity contest. Well news flash... it isn't. You can be in all the main events you want... hold all the male titles you want.... you can sleep with whoever you want but at the end of the day success in the EMF is measured by wins, losses and championships.... and Amy... you're not in my league. That's why I attacked you... and that's why you're lucky I don't do it again right now.... despite all the evidence showing that you're wrong, you think you're better than I am...and it's high time I proved to everyone around the world what bullshit that is. Now I would be tempted to challenge you to a match at the Pay Per View... but the reality is... it wouldn't mean as much without the Women's Championship. So Amy... what I want from you is 2 things... and if you aren't scared of me... you'll do them. Firstly I want this stupid stipulation removed from my contract, so that when we do fight... it can be a real wrestling match... and you'll need the excuse book to survive, rayher than a technicality. And secondy... I want a shot at the EMF Women's Championship at Dark Horizon. Now can you do that for me?

AJ "Amy Dumas" Lee: Well with regards to the stipulation.... consider it gone. Everyone knows you put Women's wrestling back on the map... and having your matches degraded isn't good for anyone. And as for your challenge well... you're right Jackie. You really are. I'm not in your league.... so I'm glad you didn't challenge me. But if we do have to fight at a later date... I'd much rather it was for the championship... because nobody would ever expect me to actually be able to win a title that wasn't handed to me! So yea... I think the next challenger for Christy Hemme's Championship should be.....

("Million Dollar Theme" plays over the PA system as AJ is interrupted mid-sentence. Out comes Natasha Jones, and she doesn't look happy.)

Natasha Jones: Look... Amy... AJ... whoever you think you are... this is ridiculous. Jackie comes out here and whines and moans, and you're just about ready to name her number one contener? Seriously? Is that all it takes around here? It would explain all the title shots Mike New and Kevin Bourne got... I just thought in this division, we did things a little differently. Now I'm not sure if you remember because seemingly you're so bat shit crazy you can't even remember your own identity... but last month I had Christy Hemme beat. She was locked in Tit Panic... you of all people should know how that feels... and she had nowhere to go. The only reasons she's still prancing around here with the Women's Championship around her waist, is that bimbo slut Tiffany decided to stick her nose in. Now it looks like me and Jackie have 2 things in common. Firstly... we both have an issue with Tiffany... but secondly... we both feel we deserve to be number one contender. The only problem is... I'm right, and she's wrong. So before you suggest a match between us, or something equally shit, I am telling you now... if I don't go to Dark Horizon and get a fair shot at the Women's Championship... I will hold you personally responsible. It makes more sense anyway for Jackie to fight Amy... I mean... yourself... seeing as they are both throwing their toys out of the stroller with eachother. Dont make me come down there and kick both of your arses to get what is rightfully....

("Angel on my Shoulder" plays as Tiffany comes onto the ramp, with Laura Cena. Natasha looks surprised to see her duaghter, and it's Laura who has the microphone.)

Laura Cena: While I'm sure my Mother here makes a good point... I think you're all forgetting something. The Beautiful People want that championship! And we deserve it. Tiffany here beat Christy Hemme just a couple of weeks ago.... and last week... she beat Miss Jackie. Since joining up with me, she has been the biggest success in this division, and seeing as the championship should be mine anyway... The Beautiful People are demanding to be next in line to challenge Miss Hemme for the shiny pink belt!

AJ "Amy Dumas" Lee: Oh how could I forget... The Beautiful People.... Of course they deserve a title shot... just for being hot... right? No. The way I see it there's only 2 people who deserve to be in contention and that's Miss Jackie and Natasha Jones.... so I think we should have a one on one...

Natasha: Now hold on just a minute AJ. If Tiffany wants a shot at the title, who are we to argue? I say we make the contenders match a triple threat. If she's stupid enough to get in the ring with both me and Jackie, knowing we both hate her guts.... then.... well it's her funeral.

Jackie: I'm fine with that. A chance at revenge... and to prove her win was a fluke. I'm always happy to beat 2 people on one night. So a Triple Threat it is.... and may the best woman... AKA me... win!

(“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system as Daniel Bryan walks to the ring along with Angelina Love.)

JR-This man has problems.

King-Well, he has Angelina, things can’t be all that bad.

Kris Gaffney-But she has problems too…she needs to eat something.

(“Masterpiece” blasts on the PA system as Masters does his usual poses.

JR-Chris Masters…..

(King hits JR in the back of the head.)

King-SHUT THE HELL UP, IT’S A MASTERPIECE!

[Chris Masters and Daniel Bryan pace around the ring, and Daniel Bryan hits a hard fist to the face of Chris Masters. Master takes the move, and then turns towards Daniel Bryan, and he throws a fist to the face, Daniel Bryan is able to duck under, and then he goes to the corner. Then he taunts Chris Masters, Chris Masters gets angry, and he charges at Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan counters with a drop toe hold that sends Chris Masters into the top rope. He stumbles around, and Daniel Bryan pushes Chris Masters into the corner. Daniel Bryan hits a few knife edge chops to the chest, and he tries to whip Chris Masters to the other side of the ring. But it’s reversed, Daniel Bryan runs up in the corner, and then he does a back flip over the top of Chris Masters who comes into the corner, and Chris Masters turns around. He charges at Daniel Bryan, and then he hits a arm drag release that sends Chris Masters to the mat, and he gets up to his feet. He charges at Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan hits another arm drag, but this time he holds on to the hold, and he puts the pressure on Chris Masters into an arm drag. The ref not believing that Masters will really give it up there, still is there for whatever reason that he might. Masters more annoyed as he gets up to his feet, and he pushes Daniel Bryan into the corner. The ref counts to 4, and Chris Masters backs out of the corner, and he tries to go for a fist to the face. Daniel Bryan ducks under, and Chris Masters turns around. Daniel Bryan hits a few kicks into the gut which stuns Chris Masters to stay in the corner. Daniel Bryan backs out of the corner before he gets the ref on his back. Finally he charges into the corner, and he hits a running drop kick that rocks Masters. Daniel Bryan backs up as he waits as Chris Masters stumbles out of the corner. Daniel Bryan hits a kick into the gut, and then he sets him up. And he hits a snap suplex that takes down Chris Masters Daniel Bryan goes into a quick cover, and he gets a 1…………Daniel Bryan gets thrown off of the cover with authority. Daniel Bryan can’t believe the strength of Chris Masters. But instead of waiting too much, Daniel Bryan measures up as Chris Masters gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, Daniel Bryan runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes. Daniel Bryan hits a clip to the back of the leg which brings Masters down to his knee. Daniel Bryan measures up, and he hits a few kicks to the ribs as the crowd chants “YES!” with every kick. Daniel Bryan backs off, and he goes for a kick to the side of the head, and connects with that move as well which puts down the Masterpiece. Daniel Bryan goes to the outside of the ring.]

JR-It looks like Daniel Bryan has some more plans.

King-Maybe he should have gone for the cover.

Kris Gaffney-I guess he’s thinking that once he gets a man such as Chris Masters down, he shouldn’t go for a pin, when he could beat him.

[Daniel Bryan climbs up to the top rope, but out of no where Chris Masters fights up to his feet, and as Daniel Bryan was steadying himself up on the top rope, Chris Masters dives on the top rope. Daniel Bryan falls on the top rope, he’s now in pain. Chris Masters hits a few fists to the face, and this stuns Daniel Bryan. Chris Masters goes up to the top rope, and then he sets up, and he hits a super belly to belly suplex off of the top rope that sends him down on the mat. Chris Masters can’t capitalize on this move, because he’s taken a lot of moves before hand. Chris Masters gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Daniel Bryan gets hit with a running clothesline that sends him down on the mat. Chris Masters waits as Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and he hits a few fists to the face of Daniel Bryan. Chris Masters whips him off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Chris Masters knocks him down with a running double axe handle which puts down Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan gets up, but stumbles into the corner, and he gets hit with a running clothesline in the corner. He backs out of the corner, and Daniel Bryan stumbles out of the corner. Chris Masters grabs his hand, and brings him into a diving clothesline that knocks him down on the mat. Chris Masters takes a few moments to rest up as Daniel Bryan is down on the mat, and he’s slow to get up to his feet, he is on the second rope, Masters seeing that he needs to buy more time for himself pushes down Daniel Bryan’s throat into the ropes, and the ref counts to 4. Masters backs off letting Daniel Bryan get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, and once he does he hits a few punches to the face. Masters whips Daniel Bryan off of the ropes, and Bryan comes off of the ropes. Masters hits a scoop power slam that sends Daniel Bryan to the mat, and Masters goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan. The ref counts the 1…………..2………..KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan.]

JR-Almost three there.

King-Chris Masters must be really want this win.

Kris Gaffney-Beating Daniel Bryan allows him to say he accomplished everything that he was looking to accomplish in this run. And then he’ll write a book about it, and make Brock Lesnar read it.

[Daniel Bryan is slow to get up to his feet, and Masters signals that he’s going for the Master lock. Daniel Bryan blocks it, and quickly hits an arm drag that sends Masters flying. Chris Masters gets up to his feet, and he charges at Daniel Bryan. Bryan takes down Chris Masters, and locks on the No Lock right in the middle of the ring. Masters tries to fight out of it, and then it looks like he might tap. John Cena slides into the ring, and blasts Daniel Bryan with the tag team title.]

JR-What’s this about?

King-He must not have liked what Bryan did.

(John Cena hits a few mounted punches, and finally he picks up Daniel Bryan, he lifts him up, and he hits the F-U. He then follows it up with the STFU. “If You Smell” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks down the ramp way, Cena lets go of the hold. The Rock steps inside of the ring, and the two stare down each other. The two start to throw fists to the face, Cena starts to get the advantage, the Rock blocks one of the punches, and he hits a few punches, he stops, spits on his hand, and hits the spit punch. Cena retreats Bryan and the Rock look at each other, the two look at the tag team title belt that was left in the ring as Shockwave goes to commercial, and we come back.)

(We go backstage where strangely we see Miss Jackie, Natasha Jones and AJ Lee, still dressed as Amy, discussing something.)

Miss Jackie: They totally bought it. Nobody would ever guess that the 3 of us are working together... I mean... you're still the whore who stole my husband.

Natasha: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that. Look Jackie we both got played by the same man.... but joining forces, and with the new boss in our corner too.... what could go wrong? We'll have the championship back in no time. It's going to look great around my waist.

Jackie: You mean my waist...

Natasha: Oh please Jackie. This is a great chance for us to beat the hell out of Tiffany for showing us up... but we both know I have a much better chance against Hemme than you do.

Jackie: I won the title 9 times... your last title reign didn't even last 9 seconds.

Natasha: You know what else looked good around my waist? Your husband...

AJ "Amy Dumas" Lee: Girls.... girls... get it together. JAM have been the most dominant divas team we've ever seen, but if you two get on the same page... JAN can be even greater! We still have the legendary Miss Jackie... the wrestling Goddess Amy Dumas... and we replaced the weak link with the dominant Natasha Jones. As a unit we can not fail... our only weakness is your bickering. So we're all clear on the plan? The two of you put Tiffany on the shelf... driving a wedge right through the heart of the Beautiful People... and then one of you goes on to Dark Horizon to win the title. Can we just agree whichever of you beats the other... we won't fall out over this?

Jackie: I guess so....

Natasha: Sure...

AJ "Amy Dumas" Lee: OK... so just so we're clear....

(Suddenly, she's interrupted by a familiar voice.)

John Cena: I hope I'm not ruining this little get together...

AJ "Amy Dumas" Lee: Oh...there's my boyfriend... I think? Are we? Aren't we? Who cares?

(AJ tries to kiss Cena, but Cena holds her back.)

Cena: Not this time AJ. I've come to deliver 2 messages to you AJ. Firstly... your services as my manager are no longer needed. You see when Troy saved Amy last week.... he earned my respect a little bit more... so I figured I'd return the favor... and let you go back to him. And secondly... and I think you're going to like this... but I happened to overhear everything you just said.... and I don't think I'm comfortable seeing a good friend of mine, not to mention my daughter's, fed to the wolves like this. As a result... tonight's match is no longer a contenders match... but a tag team match. The 2 of you... against Tiffany...and Amy Dumas.

(AJ's eyes light up, and she smirks.)

Cena: The REAL Amy Dumas. And just to make sure there's no shenanigans from "JAN" as you call it.... man is that a lame name.... you... AJ... are banned from ringside, and I don't care what you dress like. If I see you out there...or if I see a 2nd Amy out there... I will fire you on the spot. So I suggest you change back... and go and find Troy, he probably needs you.

(All 3 divas look angry as Cena smirks and walks away and we return to the ring.)

(“Generic theme” blasts on the PA system as Jackie Gayda, and Natasha Jones walks to the ring.)

JR-These two are neither in the fan clubs of Amy Dumas, or the Beautiful People.

King-But then again who are?

Kris Gaffney- Clearly not Chris Masters

(“LovePassionFuryEnergy” blasts on the PA system as Amy Dumas walks out to the ring with a blank expression. “Angel on my shoulder” blasts on the PA system as Tiffany walks to the ring.)

JR-Not sure I would see this team.

King-Well…Laura Cena is the BP’s leader.

[Tiffany and Jackie Gayda start out of the match. Amy doesn’t look like she is saying much in this situation, and then Jackie Gayda throws a wild fist to the face of Tiffany, and Tiffany hits a kick into the gut as Jackie Gayda turns around, and Tiffany whips Jackie Gayda to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes. She comes off of the ropes, and she hits a elbow to the face that knocks down Jackie Gayda. Tiffany puts Jackie Gayda into a sitting position, and then she puts her into a chin lock. Jackie Gayda slowly gets up to her feet, and she goes to the side of Tiffany, and then she goes for a belly to back suplex, but Tiffany rolls out of the back, and Jackie Gayda turns around, and then Tiffany hits a standing drop kick that knocks down Jackie Gayda. Jackie Gayda stumbles up to her feet, and then Tiffany takes down Jackie Gayda with a double leg take down, and she aims Jackie Gayda into the corner of the ring, and she hits a catapault that sends Jackie Gayda flying into the top rope, and she hits her head. Tiffany measures up, and she hits a running forearm shot to the face, and Tiffany backs out of the corner, and Jackie stumbles out of the corner, but she makes the tag to Natasha before she is hit with another move. Tiffany goes towards Natasha. Natasha hits a shoulder block. This makes her stumble back, Amy Dumas makes the tag into herself. Amy Dumas runs into the ring, and Natasha goes for a wild fist to the face, and it’s ducked under by Amy Dumas. Natasha turns around, and she takes down Natasha, and she hits a few fists to the downed Natasha Jones. She gets up to her feet pushing Amy off. Amy Dumas hits a shoulder blocks into Natasha Jones. Amy Dumas backs out, Natasha tries to hit a clothesline on Amy Dumas. Amy ducks it, and she hits a kick into the gut, and she hits a whiplash DDT!]

JR-Amy Dumas has exploded out of the gate here.

King-I doubt that Natasha saw this coming.

Kris Gaffney-Fool her once, shame on you, fool her twice shame on her, fool her three times….um…I’ll get back to you.

[Amy Dumas goes into the cover on Natasha Jones, and the ref counts the 1…………..2……………Jackie Gayda pulls her off. Amy Dumas doesn’t look like she’s too happy, she gets up to her feet, she glares at Jackie. She turns back to Natasha who picks her up, and she hits a spinning spine buster on Amy Dumas. Natasha Jones takes her time, and rests up, as Amy Dumas is hurting. Natasha Jones stumbles up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet, and she hits a running clothesline that knocks down Amy Dumas. Natasha Jones let’s Amy Dumas to get up to her feet, and she hits another running clothesline that sends Amy down on the mat. She waits for Amy Dumas to get up to her feet. Once she does, Natasha sets her up for your “Heart Won’t Go On” but Amy Dumas hits a few knee’s the face that makes Natasha Jones stumble away, Amy Dumas measures up on Natasha Jones. Amy charges at Natasha Jones, and then Natasha counters with a drop toe hold that sends Amy Dumas flying into the second rope. Natasha Jones starts to choke Amy Dumas. The ref counts to 4, and Natasha Jones backs off, Amy Dumas runs to the ropes, and she comes off of the ropes, and she leaps in the air, but Amy Dumas moves out of the way. She makes the tag to Tiffany who she climbs up to the top rope. Natasha Jones stumbles around, and Tiffany leaps off of the top rope, and Natasha Jones counters with a drop kick that takes Tiffany out of air. Natasha Jones sets up Tiffany while she’s stunned, tune. Natasha Jones grabs both of Tiffany’s breasts, and elevate her to put her in the Tit Panic.]

JR-I wish I could describe this move….but sorry I can’t.

King-I wouldn’t mind asking Tiffany though.

[Amy Dumas comes into the ring, and she hits a side kick to the head, which takes down Natasha, breaking the hold. Tiffany in a lot of pain, see’s that Amy is back in the corner, and she makes the tag to Amy Dumas. Natasha who is more dazed than you would have thought makes the last second tag to Jackie Gayda. Amy stops, she has a hurt look on her face. Jackie pushes her back, She yells at Amy then slaps her. Amy shakes her head, finally she rolls out of the ring, Jackie follows her. Finally the ref calls for the bell, and the double count out.]

JR-I don’t think Amy could do it.

King-Cena needs to inject her with some anger.

Kris Gaffney-Then she can have power….ULTIMATED POWER *shocks King and JR with finger electricity.)

(Natasha not looking happy grabs Tiffany by the hair, and dumps her into the ring, and she sets her up for “Your Heart Won’t go On” but Tiffany blocks it, Tiffany gets loose, she waits as Natasha turns, and Tiffany hits an Ace Cutter on Natasha.)

King-Well…the match was disappointing, but now I think it’s the best match of all time.

Kris Gaffney-Tiffany should call that the Kendrick cutter.

(“I came to play” blasts on the PA system as the Miz walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The Miz has come back with a new fire.

King-Just hope he knows when he can pin an opponent in a figure four.

Kris Gaffney-That’s always a problem…how could anyone know?

(“Sandpaper” blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks ot the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Last week you got to wonder why Troy saved Amy Dumas.

King-I got to believe he was trying to steal Cena’s thunder.

Kris Gaffney-I’d say it doesn’t matter why he did it, but this is Cena…it probably does.

(“Cult of Personality” blasts on the PA system as CM Punk walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-CM Punk hasn’t been able to get his footing since losing the IC championship a few months ago.

Kris Gaffney-Well, this could be the start of it.

King-Or maybe it won’t be.

[Troy Gafgen, the Miz, and CM Punk are on their respective corners, and they pace around the ring. The Miz, and CM Punk look at each other, and decide to try to take out the bigger Troy Gafgen by faking like they were going after each other, and both attacking Troy Gafgen. Gafgen stumbles backwards, and then the Miz, and CM Punk double whip Troy Gafgen, Troy Gafgen bounces off of the ropes, and Troy hits a double clothesline that knocks down both the Miz, and CM Punk. CM Punk is the first one to get up to his feet, and he charges at Troy Gafgen. Troy is able to counter this by side stepping CM Punk, and he throws him hard into the Miz. The Miz falls out of the ring, and CM Punk stumbles backwards, and Troy Gafgen sets up CM Punk with a waist lock, and then he hits a release german suplex that turns CM Punk inside out. CM Punk gets up to his feet, and he stumbles towards Troy Gafgen who picks up CM Punk and he holds him over his head, and he drops him for a military press slam that sends him crashing down on the mat, and the Miz tries to get up to the apron. Troy Gafgen hits a hard punch that knocks down the Miz. CM Punk is able to use this moment of attention on the Miz to take advantage, he charges at Troy Gafgen, but Troy is able to act quickly, and he hits a hot shot that sends the Miz on the top rope, CM Punk bounces off of the top rope, and then CM Punk turns around, and he stumbles right into Troy Gafgen who sets up CM Punk, and he hits a belly to belly suplex, he hooks the leg for a pinning combination. The ref counts the 1…………2……………KICK OUT by CM Punk. Troy Gafgen hits a few stomps on the downed CM Punk, Troy Gafgen picks up CM Punk, and he puts CM Punk into a power bomb position, and he lifts him up, but CM Punk has fight left in him, and he hits a few punches as Troy has him up. This allows CM Punk to counter this power bomb with a hurricanarana that sends Troy Gafgen flying, and he crashes into the Miz who fly’s off of the apron once again. Troy Gafgen stumbles towards CM Punk, and CM Punk hits a high kick to the side of the head which takes down Troy Gafgen. CM Punk falls to a knee trying to recover, he watches as Troy rolls into the ropes, and he gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet CM Punk charges at Troy Gafgen. But Troy is able to counter this with a back body drop. CM Punk lands on his feet on the apron. Troy Gafgen turns around, and CM Punk hits a shoulder block that stumbles Troy Gafgen backwards, and CM Punk leaps off of the top rope, and he hits a flying clothesline. Troy Gafgen gets up fairly fist, CM Punk hits a spin kick to the gut, which sends Troy into the corner. CM Punk runs into the corner, and hits a high knee, turns around, and drives Troy Gafgen into the mat with a running bulldog.]

JR-What a move there.

King-Punk needs to take advantage of this.

Kris Gaffney-Or he could pull a Daniel Bryan, and a move too many.

[CM Punk goes into the cover on Troy Gafgen, the ref counts the 1………….2……..The Miz from the outside of the ring pulls out CM Punk off of the cover, and then he throws him hard into the ring steps. The Miz goes into the ring, and once he does, he stalks Troy Gafgen who is slow to get up to his feet. Once he does get up to his feet, the Miz hooks Troy Gafgen, and he goes for the Skull Crushing Finale. But it’s countered with a hip toss. Troy Gafgen measures up on the Miz, and Gafgen goes for a big boot to the face, but it’s ducked under, and the Miz sets up Gafgen, and he drops him for a back breaker, and turns it into a reverse neck breaker. The Miz knowing that he probably doesn’t have too much more time see’s that CM Punk is getting up on the apron. The Miz hits a baseball slide that causes CM Punk to fall off of the apron, and he hits his face on the apron. CM Punk is in pain, and the Miz turns back to the downed Troy Gafgen. The Miz climbs up to the second rope, and he leaps off of the second rope, and he connects with a diving elbow smash. But Troy Gafgen moves out of the way at the last moment. The Miz is in pain and he gets up to his feet. Troy Gafgen measures up as The Miz is in the corner. The Miz waits as he turns around, and Troy charges at the Miz, the Miz counters with a drop toe hold that sends Troy Gafgen face first into the turnbuckle. The Miz stumbles into the corner, and measures up, and he hits one his trademark clothesline into the corner as Troy drops on the mat.]

JR-The Miz might be on his way to a victory.

King-But then again, you never know when CM Punk might pop up.

Kris Gaffney-I think I should just let Miz know not to do the figure four. No matter how much more effective it is over Ric Flairs.

[The Miz waits for Troy Gafgen to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, The Miz sets up Troy Gafgen and drives him down with the Skull Crushing Finale. The Miz goes into the cover on Troy Gafgen 1……….CM Punk breaks up the cover, and he grabs the Miz, and he throws him hard into the ring post. The Miz falls out on the outside of the ring. CM Punk goes into the cover on Troy Gafgen, and the ref counts 1………..2………..KICK OUT by Troy Gafgen. CM Punk shakes his head, he wais as Troy Gafgen pulls himself up to his feet with the help of the ropes. CM Punk charges at Troy. Troy counters with a back body drop that sends him flying over the ropes, but CM Punk lands on the apron. Troy turns around into a shoulder block that sends him stumbling backwards. CM Punk measures up, sling shots himself up on the top rope, and leaps off of the top rope. But out of no where Troy hits the Crack of Dawn on CM Punk! Troy goes into the cover. The ref counts the 1………..2………the Miz breaks up the cover…but not before the 3.]

JR-Did Troy get him, yeah he got him!

King-Wow, a fraction of a second, and that match would be still going on.

(Troy gets out of the ring side as the Miz stares down Troy, then he turns to CM Punk, and he hits the Skull Crushing Finale on him)

(“Hero” blasts on the PA system as Kevin Bourne walks to the ring along with Prez Mike, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Bourne had quite the message sent to the entire EMF.

Kris Gaffney-Just who is next.

King-Could be you..

Kris Gaffney-Somehow considering my feud with the Gambler, I wouldn’t be surprised.

(“Bad Company” blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Dewey Pond is an EMF veteran that has had success in the past.

King-He’s still trying to find his way however.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe he needs to stop thinking about curtains.

(“Dirty Window” blasts on the PA system as Dan Godwin walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Dan Godwin is a great champion, but he needs to figure out how to get out of this slump.

King-Maybe he needs to stop taking orders from objects.

Al Snow-Says you…after all, before talking orders from a manikin head, I took orders from Marty Jannety.

(“Veil of Fire” blasts on the PA system as Kane walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-What is this man thinking.

King-We have never known before, and we won’t know now.

Kris Gaffney-Well, at least he’s consistant.

[Kevin Bourne, Dewey Pond, Dan Godwin, and Kane are in their respective corners. Dan Godwin and Kevin Bourne go face to face, and they talk trash. While this is going on Kane, and Dewey Pond start to brawl around the other side of the ring. Kevin Bourne goes for a fist to the face, Dan Godwin hits a running clothesline that knocks down Kevin Bourne. Dan Godwin waits as Bourne gets up to his feet, Dan Godwin tries to whip Kevin Bourne to the ropes, and is successful in doing. As he bounces off of the ropes, Dan Godwin lowers his head, and then Kevin Bourne counters with a kick to the face that makes him stumble around, and Kevin Bourne waits as Dan Godwin throws a wild fist to the face. Kevin Bourne ducks under, and Kevin Bourne hits a belly to back suplex that puts down Dan Godwin. Kevin Bourne hits a few stomps on the downed Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin stumbles up. Kevin Bourne hits a standing drop kick that sends Dan Godwin into the corner. Kevin Bourne hits a few fists to the face of Dan Godwin into the corner. Then follows it up with a choke the ref yells at him, but he really can’t do much with this move. Finally Kevin Bourne backs up, and he charges at Dan Godwin, and he hits a running knee to the gut that rocks Dan Godwin in the corner. Kevin Bourne measures up as he backs up. Dan Godwin stumbles towards Kevin Bourne, Kevin Bourne sets up Dan Godwin, and he hits a t-bone suplex that sends Godwin flying, and crashing own on the mat. On the outside of the ring Dewey Pond has Kane reeling, and he backs up, and Kane is able to hit a upper cut that floors Dewey Pond. Kane takes a few moments to rest up as he waits for Dewey Pond to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Kane sets up Dewey Pond, and he drives him into the ring post, and Dewey Pond is in pain as Kane hits a kick into the gut, and Kane sets up Dewey Pond for a vertical suplex, and Kane lifts up Dewey Pond for a stalling vertical suplex allowing a few moments to let Dewey Pond know what’s coming, and Kane drops him into a vertical suplex. Dewey Pond is in pain. Kane takes a few moments to go in front of Dewey. Kane hits a drop kick that knocks down Dewey Pond. Kane hits a few stomps on Dewey Pond, Kane then grabs Dewey Pond around the throat, and he lifts him up, seemly he turns him towards the announcers desk seemly ready to choke slam him it. Dewey Pond doing what was necessary to survive hits a low blow, Dewey Pond stumbles away from the table as Kane is in a lot of pain. Dewey Pond takes a few moments to measure up Kane. Dewey Pond charges at Kane, but Kane is able to hit a hot shot that sends Dewey Pond face first into the announce table.]

JR-Dewey Pond just got planted on the desk here.

King-Better than having him broken through our desk.

Kris Gaffney-Or the desk breaking him….I got our desk to be so awesome it’s stronger than a body. That’ll teach people breaking announcers desks!

[Inside of the ring Dan Godwin is down on the mat, and Kevin Bourne stalks him for the Checkmate, but as he goes for it. Dan Godwin blocks it, and he hits a inverted atomic drop. Kevin Bourne is stunned, and Dan Godwin hits a fist that knocks down Kevin Bourne. Dan Godwin measures up, and then he hits a few fists to the face, and this backs up, and Dan Godwin whips Kevin Bourne off of the ropes, and Kevin Bourne bounces off of the ropes. Dan Godwin lowers his head, and Dan Godwin hits a big back body drop that sends him flying into the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Slowly Kevin Bourne gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet Dan Godwin sets up Kevin Bourne, and he hits a body slam on Kevin Bourne. Dan Godwin goes over to the second rope, and he climbs up to the second rope. Dan Godwin measures up, and he leaps off, and he hits a second rope splash on Kevin Bourne. The ref counts the 1……………..2…………..Dewey Pond who has taken down Kane at some point pulls out Kevin Bourne from under Dan Godwin. He grabs him, and throws him into the ring steps. Dan Godwin on the inside of the ring charges to the ropes, and he comes back, but as he is coming back Dewey Pond had seen him coming, and he jumped on the apron, and met him a shoulder block which stumbles back Dan Godwin. Dewey Pond measures up, and he sling shots himself up to the top rope, and he leaps off of the top rope with a flying cross body block. He goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………2………….KICK OUT by Dan Godwin.]

JR-Almost three.

King-Considering Dewey Pond’s luck recently, you have got to believe that would have been a upset.

[Dewey Pond picks up Dan Godwin, and he hits a few fists to the face, and he tries to whip him to the ropes. But it’s reversed, Kevin Bourne hits a chair shot to the back of Dewey Pond which takes down Pond. Bourne slides into the ring, and measures up on Dan Godwin, and he goes for the Checkmate, but it’s blocked right into a sitdown jaw breaker. This sends Bourne right into Kane who picks up Bourne, and he hits a tombstone piledriver! Kane goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………2……..Dan Godwin breaks up the count! Kane gets up seemly determine to finish off Bourne. Prez Mike is on the apron trying to get his attention. Kane takes a swing at Prez, and Mike jumps down. Godwin hits a few fists to the face, and Kane ducks under, and he grabs Godwin around the throat, and he goes for a choke slam. But Godwin throws Kane’s off of him, and Godwin hits a clothesline that sends him, and Kane on the outside. Kane and Godwin battle on the outside of the ring. Inisde of the ring, Dewey Pond, and Bourne are down, but Dewey Pond is moving, he see’s Kane and Godwin battling on the outside, and he goes after them, but out of no where Bourne hits a low blow on Dewey Pond. Kevin Bourne rolls up Pond for the 1………2…….3!]

JR-Bourne survives.

King-Key word here.

(Bourne gets out of the ring as he stumbles up to where Prez Mike is on the ramp as Saturday Shockwave goes off the air.)