EMF: Saturday Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video. After it's completed, we go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. Once they end the lights turn on to reveal fans with their signs waving them, the camera scans the crowd. Some of the crowd says "Bourne to hold a sign", "Go..champion", and Amy's single again!?") JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I'm good ol' JR along side Jerry "The King" Lawler, and Kris "KG" Gaffney. Kris Gaffney-We have great show for you tonight. King-Not as good as last weeks… Kris Gaffney-Your setting the bar too high…damn yoooooooou! “”The shockwave theme music starts to play bit its cut off by the music of Emilie Autumn. The camera then cut to the back where we find Ville sitting on a box looking blankly to the ground.”” ~Ville~ It seems a shame I must do this, but what has to be done shall be done. You see MVP did something awful that he must pay up to. Hell all of Money Inc has their dues to pay to me. The general rule is that it goes guilty by association, point I’m getting at is all of you are in the same pot as MVP. There for I have more bones to collect then just MVP for now. Tomko..Kennedy…MVP three names that are on the path way to the ultimate sorrow. In turn I’m on the path to my greatest sin ever. As I said what has to be done shall be done. I’d like to enlighten everyone rather quickly though, you see when God awoke from his long slumber and looked at us through earth, he created us one by one and little by little I became different. I’m different then the rest of you here and despite your efforts don’t I won’t let all of you get you down………… “”Ville gets up and spreads his arms out”” Bother Me No More. “”The camera cuts back to the ring. JR - This match is a Standard Match. Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Kevin Bourne!!! (crowd cheers ) [Kevin Bourne comes to the ring. ] JR - The second in this three way match, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Brandon Eastman!!! (crowd cheers ) [Brandon Eastman walks to the ring. ] JR - And third, weighing in at 225 pounds,, SammyExtreme!!! (crowd cheers ) [SammyExtreme walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Kevin Bourne checks out the ring. Brandon Eastman drops SammyExtreme with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. Kevin Bourne gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from SammyExtreme. (ring, ring, ring) SammyExtreme hits Brandon Eastman with a rolling elbow smash to the face. Brandon Eastman moves back to his feet. Brandon Eastman executes the jumping sidekick on SammyExtreme. Brandon Eastman gets thrown into the turnbuckle. SammyExtreme comes over and smashes Brandon Eastman's head into it. Brandon Eastman executes a neck scissors on SammyExtreme. Brandon Eastman gets up. Brandon Eastman short clothslines SammyExtreme. SammyExtreme gets back to his feet. SammyExtreme mule kicks Brandon Eastman. Brandon Eastman gets hit with the shooting star press from SammyExtreme. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Brandon Eastman escapes. Brandon Eastman with a high crossbody on SammyExtreme. ] JR - Brandon Eastman with a high cross body. [Brandon Eastman moves back to his feet. SammyExtreme gets back to his feet. SammyExtreme lifts Brandon Eastman up and drops him on his knee. SammyExtreme applies an arm wrench to Brandon Eastman. Brandon Eastman stands up. SammyExtreme hits a jumping elbow hrust on Brandon Eastman. SammyExtreme rolls onto Brandon Eastman connecting with a knee. Now Brandon Eastman standing. SammyExtreme delivers a short-arm clothesline to Brandon Eastman. Brandon Eastman stands up. Kevin Bourne nails SammyExtreme with a double underhook suplex. ] JR - The World Wrestling Federation is the number on wrestling program on television. [Kevin Bourne runs in and leg drops SammyExtreme. ] The King* - SammyExtreme takes a leg drop. [SammyExtreme gets up. Kevin Bourne drags SammyExtreme to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Brandon Eastman executes the front-layout suplex on SammyExtreme. Brandon Eastman is back on his feet. Brandon Eastman executes a corkscrew legdrop on SammyExtreme. Brandon Eastman stands up. SammyExtreme gets back to his feet. (..2) Brandon Eastman uses a lariat on SammyExtreme. Brandon Eastman chants start. Brandon Eastman executes a piledriver on SammyExtreme. (...3) Brandon Eastman leg drops SammyExtreme. SammyExtreme gets up. Brandon Eastman knifehand chops SammyExtreme. (....4) SammyExtreme gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. Brandon Eastman hits the handspring moonsault on SammyExtreme. Brandon Eastman is up again. (.....5) Brandon Eastman hits a frog splash on SammyExtreme. Brandon Eastman is back on his feet. Brandon Eastman gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on SammyExtreme. Brandon Eastman chants start. (......6) Brandon Eastman executes a springboard bulldog, slamming SammyExtreme's head onto the floor. Brandon Eastman is up again. Brandon Eastman hits SammyExtreme with an inverted atomic drop. (.......7) Brandon Eastman knee drops SammyExtreme. Brandon Eastman stands up. Brandon Eastman hits SammyExtreme with an elbowdrop. Brandon Eastman moves back to his feet. (........8) Brandon Eastman measures SammyExtreme up and drops a closed fist. Brandon Eastman is back on his feet. SammyExtreme climbs to his feet. Brandon Eastman short lariats SammyExtreme. Brandon Eastman goes to the ring. (.........9)SammyExtreme moves toward (...........10). ] JR - We've got ourselves a winner! JR - The winner of this match, Brandon Eastman!!! Scene: Shockwave is met with some new music. John Morrison’s theme begins to play, and the crowd erupts to their feet. John Morrison walks out from behind the curtains and the girls go crazy. A smile goes across his as he embraces the cheers. He is wearing his famous fur coat, and his pants to match it. He is also wearing his sunglasses as well. He poses for the crowd while everything slows down and his hair gently blows in the wind. He walks down the ramp and makes his way into the ring. He request a microphone and is handed one. He walks into the middle of the ring, and his music dies down. He looks around at the crowd for a second waiting for the cheers to die down a little. John Morrison: It is about time the Shaman of Sexy has arrived here in the EMF. They hottest federation going needs the hottest wrestler ever to step in the ring; and boy did I show up in time. I have been watching the EMF these past couple of weeks, and what I have seen would make a blind man happy he is blind. I have seen some of the worst wrestling matches in my life. I have seen the worst wrestlers I have seen as well. I’ve seen champions crowned that don’t deserve to even be champion, and I don’t even know what to say when I saw John Cena and Amy Dumas kiss. All I know that is my stomach turned when they did though, because it seems like that will never end. But I’m doing everyone a favor, and I’ve joined the EMF. The EMF needs a wrestler like me. The EMF seems more like a high school than it does a wrestling company; people getting together, people breaking up, cheating, lying, and whatever else happens in high school. I know you fans are getting tired of all of that, and that is why I am here. I am here to bring back the wrestling. I look at a list of champions, and I know I can beat every last one of them. You got Dan “Balding”win the World Heavyweight Champion. Then you got Tomko as your Extreme Champion. The man with the longest beard, but the smallest wrestling tights; and do I dare say it? With little wrestling tights comes a little…Then you have Montel Vontavious Porter the self proclaimed MVP of the EMF as your Intercontinental Champion. This guy could make Terrel Owens blush, and the way he dresses would make any man scream for him. You have the Television Champion X-Tazte. I don’t have much to say about him right now, because I still have no idea who he is and what importance he brings to the EMF. The Tag Team Champions are Tomko and MVP I see. I can see why they are tag team partners. The Women’s Belt I could care less about. I look at the list of Champions, and just see me becoming a champion very soon here. So you fans prepare yourself for the Guru of Greatness… Scene: John Morrison is cut off by Eddie Fatu’s music. The crowd jumps to their feet and looks over to the ramp. The go crazy when they see Eddie Fatu walk out from behind the curtains. He doesn’t have any make up on, and his hair is free and is a wild fro like his uncles use to have. He is wearing black shorts, a white t-shirt, and he has some Nike shoes on. Eddie Fatu: Everyone may know me as Umaga, but my name is Eddie Fatu and that is what I’m going by. With all that being said the EMF doesn’t need the “Guru of Greatness.” No, the EMF needs some history of wrestling in here. I come from one of the biggest, and the best wrestling families ever. My family has produced the Wild Samoans, and my family has produced the top wrestlers ever to step in the ring. I don’t have to give you a history listen, because if you are a real fan you already know who I am related too. The reason I am out here is to tell everyone the same thing as pretty boy out here. I have joined the EMF, but no I’m not going to call anyone out. I’m going to let my actions do the talking, because that is how it is done. I know I may not be out here in the face paint and call myself Umaga, but don’t let that fool you. That same animal is going to be in the ring. I’m going to be even more ruthless than I have ever been. The Samoan name has been disgraced, and I’m here to change that. So a warning to the wise; you better stay out of my way. I have no issue with you John, so I won’t go down there and kick the living shit out of you. I have some other people in my mind. John Morrison: Oh how could I ever thank you Eddie? You are doing me a huge favor by not coming down here. You couldn’t see the Shaman of Sexy in the ring. I’m the Guru of Greatness, and if you wanted to you could come down here and find out. Eddie Fatu: You better watch your mouth boy. You are pressing your luck right now, and if you are not careful you might get what you ask for. I’m not the one to fuck with, and you don’t want to find out why. You are better off just watching what I am going to do. John Morrison: It doesn’t matter what you are going to do Eddie. I’ve proven I am a bigger asset than you. I’m going to do the same here in the EMF. So you need to stay out of my way, if you knew what was good for you. Scene: Eddie Fatu smiles at John Morrison. His music begin to play with him walking to the back. John poses in the ring one last time. ("Sound of Madness" blasts on the PA system as Scott Tazte walks to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.) JR-This man has been on a roll since making his return to the EMF. Kris Gaffney-Well having X-Cold helping you out has to be an advantage. King-What could he teach anyone…how to be a Clod? ("Through the fire and the flames" blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks to the ring.) JR-This former world champion has a big problem with the people have come before him. King-Maybe if Troy would have shut up, the Org might not be here. Kris Gaffney-Hey, their not all bad…. Don West-I agree… Kris Gaffney-That's not a good sign. [Scott Tazte and Troy Gafgen face off in the middle of the ring, both of them talk some trash. Seemly both have a deep hatred for each other for different reasons, and Troy Gafgen goes for a fist to the face, and it's ducked under by Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte waits as Troy Gafgen turns around, and Scott Tazte hits a few fists to the face of Troy Gafgen. But seemly Troy Gafgen isn't very phased. Troy Gafgen pushes Scott Tazte backwards, and Scott Tazte hits the ropes, and bounces back, and Troy Gafgen hits a shoulder block that knocks down Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte slowly gets up to his feet stunned, and Troy Gafgen hits a head butt that brings him down to the mat, he gets up, and stumbles into the corner. Troy Gafgen sees Scott Tazte in the corner, and hits a few fists to the face of Scott Tazte in the conrer. Then Troy Gafgen tries to whip Scott Tazte into the corner opposite of the one that he was just in, and does. Scott Tazte crasehes into the corner, and Troy Gafgen takes time to pose, and then charges at Scott Tazte. But Scott Tazte is able to counter this with a boot to the face. Troy Gafgen stumbles backwards, and Scott Tazte runs at Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen is able to tilterwhirl Scott Tazte to his shoulder, but Scott Tazte slides out of the back of Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen turns around, and gets hit with a running ezguri by Scott Tazte. Troy Gafgen stumbles around, stunned, and Scott Tazte gets up with the help of the ropes. Troy Gafgen is able to shake off the effect of the move that Tazte just hit mostly, and charges at Scott Tazte angry, and Scott Tazte is able to counter this with a drop toe hold that sends Troy Gafgen falling right into the second rope throat first. Troy Gafgen gets up stunned, and Scott Tazte waits as Troy Gafgen turns around Scott Tazte kicks Troy Gafgen, sets up Troy Gafgen, and hits an elevated DDT that drives Troy Gafgen's head into the mat. Scott Tazte goes into the cover, and gets the 1……………………………….2………………………..kick out Scott Tazte goes flying across the ring as Troy Gafgen kicked out with authority, and Troy Gafgen is still very much stunned, he tries to sit up. Scott Tazte hits a low drop kick to knock down Troy Gafgen back to the mat.] JR-The smaller Scott Tazte needs to keep Troy Gafgen off his feet. King-Yeah….that's always the strategy with a big man. Kris Gaffney-Especially the one's that have won world titles. [Noting that Troy Gafgen isn't going to stay down for long. Scott Tazte decides that he's going to have to take a chance to try to Scott Tazte climbs up to the top rope, and waits for Troy Gafgen to get up to his feet, and Troy Gafgen turns around, and Scott Tazte leaps off of the top rope, and catches Troy Gafgen with a cross body block, but it's caught by Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen holds Scott Tazte for a few moments, and then drives him down with a rib breaker. Scott Tazte is down on the mat, holding his mid section, and Troy Gafgen isn't fairing any better as both wrestlers are getting up to their feet. Scott Tazte stumbles towards Troy Gafgen who hits a standing spinebuster, Troy Gafgen falls on the ropes, trying to keep himself up. Scott Tazte slowly gets up to his feet, and once he has. He gets knocked down to the mat with a clothesline. Scott Tazte goes down, and Troy Gafgen backs up, and waits for Scott Tazte to get up to his feet, once he does. Scott Tazte stumbles around, and turns towards Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen picks up Scott Tazte into a military press, and holds up Scott Tazte. Then hits a military press slam, Scott Tazte crashes into the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet, and Troy Gafgen whips Scott Tazte off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and Troy Gafgen goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte leaps off of the ropes, and goes for some sort of move that's countered by Troy Gafgen hitting a spear on Scott Tazte. Troy Gafgen instead of taking this advantage takes time to rest up all the rest of the way, and Scott Tazte gets up. He stumbles right into Troy Gafgen who grabs Scott Tazte by the throat with two hands lifts him up, and hits a choke bomb. Scott Tazte goes dwon on the mat. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover, and gets the 1………………2……………….KICK OUT by Scott Tazte!] JR-What a move by Troy Gafgen. King-You think Troy might pull off another upset? Kris Gaffney-Well…considering what Troy has done in his career, it wouldn't be a total upset. But who knows. [Troy Gafgen backs up, and seemly is measuring up for his kick to the head. But as he runs at him. Scott Tazte blocks it, and throws down. Troy Gafgen goes for the crack of dawn, but Scott Tazte spins out of it, and out of no where hits the Remedy out of no where. Scott Tazte goes into the cover, and gets the 1……………….2…………………..3!] JR-That remedy came out of no where. King-I saw it coming, because I'm awesome. [ "Shelley's theme" hits over the PA as she comes strutting down to the ring.] JR: Shelley Martinez making her way on down to the ring here. King: I love me some Shelley. [ "Marina's theme" begins playing over the PA. Marina walks out and proceeds down to the ring. She slides in.] King: I love me some Marina too. JR: You love anything King. Gaffney: I love lamp. [ The bell sounds as Shelley and Marina start jaw jacking in the middle of the ring. Marina shoves Shelley back. Shelley comes charging back and tackles her.] King: CAT FIGHT! [ Shelley gets up and stomps on Marina. Marina rolls out of the way finally and quickly scrambles to her feet. Shelley mocks Marina and begins to challenge her to a grapple.] JR: Shelley want to test Marina in the power category. King: When's the swimsuit competition? [ The two lock up and Shelley eventually wins the battle by shoving Marina backwards. Marina tumbles and rolls up against the ropes. Shelley just laughs as Marina gets angry. Marina gets up and kicks Shelley in the gut. Marina grabs Shelley Martinez by her hair and whips her into the corner. Marina starts open palm slapping Shelley in the face. Shelley is dazed by this onslaught, but manages to duck one attempt and spear Marina down to the canvas. Shelley slams Marina's head off the canvas as she gets up. She does a knee drop on the downed Marina. Marina cringes in pain as Shelley gets back up to her feet while stumbling slightly. Marina slowly follows behind in getting up. Shelley bounces off the ropes, Marina is now back on her feet, and Shelley hits a flying clothesline. Both competitors lay on the mat gasping for air. The ref begins to count. 1...2...3...4... Shelley gets up to one knee as she reaches towards the ropes to pull herself completely up. Marina is starting to get up. Shelley takes another run at Marina, but gets low bridged. Marina crawls over to the downed Shelley and begins hitting punches.] JR: Marina is going to work here. Gaffney: Back and forth match here so far. [ Marina has one of her punches blocked by Shelley. Shelley shoves Marina away and gets up quickly. The two lock up in a grapple as Shelley wins it and hits a hip toss. Shelley pulls Marina back up and hits a belly to bely suplex. Shelley points towards the corner as Marina is staying down. Shelley climbs up to the top turnbuckle and hits a five star frogsplash. Shelley gets up slowly as she pulls Marina up to her feet. The two begin to exchange punches. Shelley gets the upper hand though as she knees Marina in the gut. Shelley lands a swinging neckbreaker on Marina. Marina seems to be out of it.] JR: Marina is just not moving. She might be out cold. King: Shelley realizes it. [ Shelley does notice it and quickly goes for a pin attempt. The ref dives and begins to slap the mat. 1...2.. Marina some how gets her shoulder up. Shelley slams her hands on the mat yelling in anger at the ref. Shelley gets up in the face of the ref while Marina is slow to get up to her feet. Shelley is still yelling at the ref as Marina blindsides her with an axe handle smash. Shelley drops down to her knees as Marina pulls her up by the hair. Marina hits a running bulldog on Shelley. Marina attempts a pin. The ref counts 1... Shelley quickly kicks out of it. Marina picks Shelley up to her feet and attempts to land a double arm DDT. Shelley shoves her away as Marina comes marching back towards her. Shelley hits a diving clothesline. Shelley gets up to her feet and looks around at the crowd.] JR: It seems like Shelley is getting the upper hand here. Marina needs to get some momentum going. King: This is one great cat fight. I mean women's wrestling match. [ Shelley and Marina grapple as Marina irish whips Shelley. Marina is waiting to hit a body a slam on the bounce back, but Shelley does a cross body block. Shelley gets up to her feet and does a leg drop on the downed Marina. Shelley locks Marina into a sleeper hold laying on the canvas. The ref begins to check on Marina. Shelley seems to have good grip as Marina seems to be fading. Marina suddenly gets up to her feet, and hits a jaw breaker that sends Shelley sitting in the corner. Marina goes up to the top rope, and goes for the extreme seeing stars, but Shelley moves out of the way, and Marina adjusts, and Marina leaps off of the top rope and hits a cross body block, and gets a 1.................2.............kick out by Shelley. Marina picks up Shelley, and tries to scoop her up, but she slides out of the back. Shelley purposely tries to push Marina into the ref, but Marina being nice tries to stop herself, but this leaves an openning as Marina turns around, Shelley hits a full stride running spear. Marina hits the mat with a resounding thud.] JR: That was just a vicious spear. What force. Gaffney: Marina isn't moving. King: Guess that's why most people don't care about how the ref is doing... [ Shelley gets up and covers the gasping for air Marina. The ref begins to count the pin. 1...2...3! Shelley rolls out of the ring and celebrates her victory on the way backstage.] JR: Shelley Martinez gets the win after a huge spear. King: What a match! ("MVP" blasts on the PA system as MVP walks to the ring, following behind him is Eve Torres. MVP steps inside of the ring, and does his ballin taunt.) JR-This man has changed quite a bit. King-Or maybe he never changed at all. Kris Gaffney-I'm not sure what's a bigger crime…lying or an over blown entrance. ("" blasts on the PA system as Chris X walks to the ring, and steps inside of the ring waiting for the bell to ring.) JR-Chris X says he's done with Chad Vargas. King-That's kinda odd….they just won one match each. Kris Gaffney-Yeah…oh well. [MVP and Chris X pace around the ring, and lock up. Chris X hits a knee into the gut that doubles over MVP. Chris X is able to twist MVP's arm into an arm bar. The ref asks for whatever reason if MVP wants to give it up, obviously MVP isn't going to give up that easily. Marina rolls thorugh, and hits an arm drag that sends Chris X flying across the ring. But doesn't seem to effect him too much, and he gets up to his feet, and charges at MVP, MVP goes for a hip toss, but Chris X is able to block it and float over into a monkey flip that sends MVP on the mat. MVP gets up, and Chris X hits a running clothesline that knocks down MVP. MVP gets up to his feet, he is stumbling around as he's stunned due to the moves he's taken thus far, and Chris X hits a few fists to the face. MVP backs up to the ropes. Chris X tries to whip MVP to the ropes, but it's reversed by MVP. Chris X bounces off of the ropes, and Chris X bounces off of the ropes. MVP lowers his head, and Chris X is able to counter this with a swinging neck breaker. MVP goes down to the mat in pain, and Chris X waits for MVP to get up to his feet. Once MVP gets up to his feet, and Chris X hits a kick into the gut, and sets up MVP up for a vertical suplex, lifts him up, and hits him near the corner. Chris X backs up into the corner, and measures up on MVP, and hits a knee drop across the face. MVP sits up in pain, Chris X runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes, and hits a kick to the back of MVP. MVP is in pain, but still doesn't go down to the mat. Chris X backs off, and waits for MVP to get up to his feet. Once MVP does, he turns towards Chris X and Chris X kicks MVP in the gut doubling him over. Chris X sets up MVP in a powerbomb/piledriver position. Chris X lifts up MVP, and drives him down with a power bomb. Chris X goes into the cover, and gets the 1……………………2………………….kick out by MVP. Chris X gets up to his feet, and argues with the ref. But then realizes that he's obviously has no argument he decides to call for the end of the match.] JR-Seemly Chris X doesn't work by the hour. King-Guess if he really wants to move on to the world title this quickly, then he's going to have to really impress. Kris Gaffney-This is true. [Chris X waits for MVP to get up to his feet, MVP turns towards Chris X. Chris X hits a kick to the gut and he goes for his finisher. But MVP is able to push off, and Chris X goes into the ropes, but before he bounces off of the ropes. Chris X is able to grab the ropes, and stop himself from going back towards MVP who was going for a big boot. Chris X seeing the chance charges at MVP before he can do anything else, but it seems that he was able to reset the big boot and Chris X runs right into it, and MVP and Chris X fall down to the mat. Both wrestlers don't move for a little bit, so the ref starts his standing ten count, at eight. Chris X is able to get to his feet, and see's that MVP has gotten up in the corner. Chris X goes for a big splash, but MVP moves out of the way, and Chris X's head snaps off of the top turnbuckle, and he turns around in the corner. MVP hits a few fists to the face of Chris X in the corner. Chris X reels in the corner. MVP whips Chris X into the opposite side turnbuckle. Chris X crashes into the corner, taking his time to do his taunt to the crowd, he charges into the corner, and is able to hit his pattern kick in the corner. Chris X falls down on the mat in a heap, but just as MVP is able to un hook his foot off of the turnbuckle. Chris X is slowly getting to his feet dazed. MVP stands back waiting for Chris X to turn towards him. Once he does, MVP picks up Chris X, and hits a body slam perfectly placed. He signals to the crowd for another pattern move, he runs to the ropes, bounces off, does his Ballin' taught, and drops the elbow on Chris X. MVP goes into the cover, and gets the 1………………………2……………….KICK OUT by Chris X! MVP gets up, and starts to argueing with the ref about the count. But seemly the ref doesn't share his point of view. MVP ignores the ref as he waits for Chris X to get up to his feet, once he does. MVP goes for a kick into the gut, and goes for the playmaker. But Chris X is able to spin out of it, and goes for a short arm clothesline. But it's ducked under by MVP, MVP then goes for a belly to back suplex!] JR-These two great athletes are fighting for position. King-Chris X will be quoting that for years to come. Kris Gaffney-Or he'll start a feud with JR. JR glomps [MVP lifts up Chris X, but it's countered by Chris X. Chris X slowly gets up to his feet, as does MVP. Chris X kicks MVP in the gut and hits a DDT. Chris X takes his time to rest up, and signals for MVP to get up as he's readying himself for his finisher. But suddenly.] .::voice out of no where::.-Hey….you. [Chris X turns around, confused, looking for whoever said that. Suddenly out of no where MVP turns Chris X around, hits a kick to the gut, and a quick DDT on Chris X as he's distracted, and then the drive by kick as Chris tries to get up. MVP tries to go into the cover, and gets the 1……………….2………………..3!] JR-Chris X was looking to get the win here, but he took his eye off the ball for one second, and was surprised from behind. King-That voice sounded kinda Clodish (Suddenly the image of X-Cold in a darken room shows on the EMF tron, he shakes his head at Chris X.) .::X-Cold::.-Now I know you are wondering what exactly I'm doing interrupting this match. First off, I didn't expect for it to work, but then again that's the problem with these young talent today. They want to shoot up to the top so fast, that once they get there, they aren't ready for things like a small distraction such as the one I just created. Today, people like Chris X doesn't have to work for anything, and they drag down the quality of show the EMF puts out. The prime example of this is Chris X, he's still acting like a rookie, and I'm not just talking about how easily you were distracted either. Even though that just proves my point. Here you are….14….15 time world champion, and you still don't seem to get it. You stood in this ring last week, and proclaimed that you were just going to jump right into the world title race. You remember that speech Chris? I know I sure do, because since you said it, there have been questions running through my mind…like what low assed federations you been in before the EMF. There is no way a 14 time world champion like yourself could act the way you do. Unless you won those belts from ERF, now since you aren't all that smart, and probably never learned what that stands for, I'll tell you Chris. It stands for Extreme Retards Federation. But of course you couldn't get all the world titles from retards, after all…even they are smarter than that, so you had to move to Posers Wrestling Federation (PWF), then on to Worst Wrestlers Entertainment…..(WWE)…crap, I'll be in the dog house for that one. ANYWAYS, then your personal favorite, Skanks R Us Federation….in fact judging by your wife, you probably been world champion there quite a bit. My point is that Chris, you don't just jump into the world title race. You have to earn it, there are wrestlers in this federation who have gone years without getting a world title shot. Yet you somehow think that you can just jump in front of the line? You really are an arrogant prick, aren't you Chris? But then again, I'd expect this from the man who believes any belt that isn't the world title is worthless. You need a lesson in respect, well your in luck, because the Organization is in a giving mood. You proclaim that your done with Chad Vargas, but what you don't realize this war has just begun. I don't give a crap what you did in other federations, as I pointed out, it's worthless here. I do understand that you and Chad have had some battles in those federations as well. But this is the Extreme Measures Federation, it doesn't matter one bit who won your matches in past federations. Besides I also understand it seems Chad beat you more times than not, so who are you to say it's over? I'll tell you Chris, your not going to get away that easily. By my count, it's 1-1, it's time to break the tie. But then again, that's what you were running away from, wasn't it? I'm going to tell you what everyone here, and you already know. You’re a fraud Chris X, that's why you changed your name. Because even you had to admit that you aren't any legend. That's why your Chris X now, some people might think that it's because your suppose to be hardcore. But I figured it out what it really stands for, it's really short for Chris….eX-Legend. That's why you decided to run from Chad Vargas, but now the truth is out there. You…among many things are a coward, this is something you know, and everyone knows. But what you don't know is that coming at the Pay Per View that darkness is on the horizon. We'll see you then Chris eX-Legend. (The EMF tron fades away, as Shockwave fades away with Chris X not looking too pleased.)

EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video. After it's completed, we go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. Once they end the lights turn on to reveal fans with their signs waving them, the camera scans the crowd. Some of the crowd says "Bourne to hold a sign", "Go..champion", and Amy's single again!?")

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I'm good ol' JR along side Jerry "The King" Lawler, and Kris "KG" Gaffney.

Kris Gaffney-We have great show for you tonight.

King-Not as good as last weeks…

Kris Gaffney-Your setting the bar too high…damn yoooooooou!

“”The shockwave theme music starts to play bit its cut off by the music of Emilie Autumn. The camera then cut to the back where we find Ville sitting on a box looking blankly to the ground.””

~Ville~

It seems a shame I must do this, but what has to be done shall be done. You see MVP did something awful that he must pay up to. Hell all of Money Inc has their dues to pay to me. The general rule is that it goes guilty by association, point I’m getting at is all of you are in the same pot as MVP. There for I have more bones to collect then just MVP for now. Tomko..Kennedy…MVP three names that are on the path way to the ultimate sorrow. In turn I’m on the path to my greatest sin ever. As I said what has to be done shall be done. I’d like to enlighten everyone rather quickly though, you see when God awoke from his long slumber and looked at us through earth, he created us one by one and little by little I became different. I’m different then the rest of you here and despite your efforts don’t I won’t let all of you get you down…………

“”Ville gets up and spreads his arms out””

Bother Me No More.

“”The camera cuts back to the ring.
JR - This match is a Standard Match. Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Kevin Bourne!!! (crowd cheers **)

[Kevin Bourne comes to the ring. ]

JR - The second in this three way match, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Brandon Eastman!!! (crowd cheers ***)

[Brandon Eastman walks to the ring. ]

JR - And third, weighing in at 225 pounds,, SammyExtreme!!! (crowd cheers **)

[SammyExtreme walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Kevin Bourne checks out the ring. Brandon Eastman drops SammyExtreme with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. Kevin Bourne gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from SammyExtreme. (ring, ring, ring) SammyExtreme hits Brandon Eastman with a rolling elbow smash to the face. Brandon Eastman moves back to his feet. Brandon Eastman executes the jumping sidekick on SammyExtreme. Brandon Eastman gets thrown into the turnbuckle. SammyExtreme comes over and smashes Brandon Eastman's head into it. Brandon Eastman executes a neck scissors on SammyExtreme. Brandon Eastman gets up. Brandon Eastman short clothslines SammyExtreme. SammyExtreme gets back to his feet. SammyExtreme mule kicks Brandon Eastman. Brandon Eastman gets hit with the shooting star press from SammyExtreme. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Brandon Eastman escapes. Brandon Eastman with a high crossbody on SammyExtreme. ]

JR - Brandon Eastman with a high cross body.

[Brandon Eastman moves back to his feet. SammyExtreme gets back to his feet. SammyExtreme lifts Brandon Eastman up and drops him on his knee. SammyExtreme applies an arm wrench to Brandon Eastman. Brandon Eastman stands up. SammyExtreme hits a jumping elbow hrust on Brandon Eastman. SammyExtreme rolls onto Brandon Eastman connecting with a knee. Now Brandon Eastman standing. SammyExtreme delivers a short-arm clothesline to Brandon Eastman. Brandon Eastman stands up. Kevin Bourne nails SammyExtreme with a double underhook suplex. ]

JR - The World Wrestling Federation is the number on wrestling program on television.

[Kevin Bourne runs in and leg drops SammyExtreme. ]

The King - SammyExtreme takes a leg drop.

[SammyExtreme gets up. Kevin Bourne drags SammyExtreme to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Brandon Eastman executes the front-layout suplex on SammyExtreme. Brandon Eastman is back on his feet. Brandon Eastman executes a corkscrew legdrop on SammyExtreme. Brandon Eastman stands up. SammyExtreme gets back to his feet. (..2) Brandon Eastman uses a lariat on SammyExtreme. Brandon Eastman chants start. Brandon Eastman executes a piledriver on SammyExtreme. (...3) Brandon Eastman leg drops SammyExtreme. SammyExtreme gets up. Brandon Eastman knifehand chops SammyExtreme. (....4) SammyExtreme gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. Brandon Eastman hits the handspring moonsault on SammyExtreme. Brandon Eastman is up again. (.....5) Brandon Eastman hits a frog splash on SammyExtreme. Brandon Eastman is back on his feet. Brandon Eastman gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on SammyExtreme. Brandon Eastman chants start. (......6) Brandon Eastman executes a springboard bulldog, slamming SammyExtreme's head onto the floor. Brandon Eastman is up again. Brandon Eastman hits SammyExtreme with an inverted atomic drop. (.......7) Brandon Eastman knee drops SammyExtreme. Brandon Eastman stands up. Brandon Eastman hits SammyExtreme with an elbowdrop. Brandon Eastman moves back to his feet. (........8) Brandon Eastman measures SammyExtreme up and drops a closed fist. Brandon Eastman is back on his feet. SammyExtreme climbs to his feet. Brandon Eastman short lariats SammyExtreme. Brandon Eastman goes to the ring. (.........9)SammyExtreme moves toward (...........10). ]

JR - We've got ourselves a winner!

JR - The winner of this match, Brandon Eastman!!!

Scene: Shockwave is met with some new music. John Morrison’s theme begins to play, and the crowd erupts to their feet. John Morrison walks out from behind the curtains and the girls go crazy. A smile goes across his as he embraces the cheers. He is wearing his famous fur coat, and his pants to match it. He is also wearing his sunglasses as well. He poses for the crowd while everything slows down and his hair gently blows in the wind. He walks down the ramp and makes his way into the ring. He request a microphone and is handed one. He walks into the middle of the ring, and his music dies down. He looks around at the crowd for a second waiting for the cheers to die down a little.

John Morrison: It is about time the Shaman of Sexy has arrived here in the EMF. They hottest federation going needs the hottest wrestler ever to step in the ring; and boy did I show up in time. I have been watching the EMF these past couple of weeks, and what I have seen would make a blind man happy he is blind. I have seen some of the worst wrestling matches in my life. I have seen the worst wrestlers I have seen as well. I’ve seen champions crowned that don’t deserve to even be champion, and I don’t even know what to say when I saw John Cena and Amy Dumas kiss. All I know that is my stomach turned when they did though, because it seems like that will never end. But I’m doing everyone a favor, and I’ve joined the EMF. The EMF needs a wrestler like me. The EMF seems more like a high school than it does a wrestling company; people getting together, people breaking up, cheating, lying, and whatever else happens in high school. I know you fans are getting tired of all of that, and that is why I am here. I am here to bring back the wrestling. I look at a list of champions, and I know I can beat every last one of them. You got Dan “Balding”win the World Heavyweight Champion. Then you got Tomko as your Extreme Champion. The man with the longest beard, but the smallest wrestling tights; and do I dare say it? With little wrestling tights comes a little…Then you have Montel Vontavious Porter the self proclaimed MVP of the EMF as your Intercontinental Champion. This guy could make Terrel Owens blush, and the way he dresses would make any man scream for him. You have the Television Champion X-Tazte. I don’t have much to say about him right now, because I still have no idea who he is and what importance he brings to the EMF. The Tag Team Champions are Tomko and MVP I see. I can see why they are tag team partners. The Women’s Belt I could care less about. I look at the list of Champions, and just see me becoming a champion very soon here. So you fans prepare yourself for the Guru of Greatness…

Scene: John Morrison is cut off by Eddie Fatu’s music. The crowd jumps to their feet and looks over to the ramp. The go crazy when they see Eddie Fatu walk out from behind the curtains. He doesn’t have any make up on, and his hair is free and is a wild fro like his uncles use to have. He is wearing black shorts, a white t-shirt, and he has some Nike shoes on.

Eddie Fatu: Everyone may know me as Umaga, but my name is Eddie Fatu and that is what I’m going by. With all that being said the EMF doesn’t need the “Guru of Greatness.” No, the EMF needs some history of wrestling in here. I come from one of the biggest, and the best wrestling families ever. My family has produced the Wild Samoans, and my family has produced the top wrestlers ever to step in the ring. I don’t have to give you a history listen, because if you are a real fan you already know who I am related too. The reason I am out here is to tell everyone the same thing as pretty boy out here. I have joined the EMF, but no I’m not going to call anyone out. I’m going to let my actions do the talking, because that is how it is done. I know I may not be out here in the face paint and call myself Umaga, but don’t let that fool you. That same animal is going to be in the ring. I’m going to be even more ruthless than I have ever been. The Samoan name has been disgraced, and I’m here to change that. So a warning to the wise; you better stay out of my way. I have no issue with you John, so I won’t go down there and kick the living shit out of you. I have some other people in my mind.

John Morrison: Oh how could I ever thank you Eddie? You are doing me a huge favor by not coming down here. You couldn’t see the Shaman of Sexy in the ring. I’m the Guru of Greatness, and if you wanted to you could come down here and find out.

Eddie Fatu: You better watch your mouth boy. You are pressing your luck right now, and if you are not careful you might get what you ask for. I’m not the one to fuck with, and you don’t want to find out why. You are better off just watching what I am going to do.

John Morrison: It doesn’t matter what you are going to do Eddie. I’ve proven I am a bigger asset than you. I’m going to do the same here in the EMF. So you need to stay out of my way, if you knew what was good for you.

Scene: Eddie Fatu smiles at John Morrison. His music begin to play with him walking to the back. John poses in the ring one last time.

("Sound of Madness" blasts on the PA system as Scott Tazte walks to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This man has been on a roll since making his return to the EMF.

Kris Gaffney-Well having X-Cold helping you out has to be an advantage.

King-What could he teach anyone…how to be a Clod?

("Through the fire and the flames" blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks to the ring.)

JR-This former world champion has a big problem with the people have come before him.

King-Maybe if Troy would have shut up, the Org might not be here.

Kris Gaffney-Hey, their not all bad….

Don West-I agree…

Kris Gaffney-That's not a good sign.

[Scott Tazte and Troy Gafgen face off in the middle of the ring, both of them talk some trash. Seemly both have a deep hatred for each other for different reasons, and Troy Gafgen goes for a fist to the face, and it's ducked under by Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte waits as Troy Gafgen turns around, and Scott Tazte hits a few fists to the face of Troy Gafgen. But seemly Troy Gafgen isn't very phased. Troy Gafgen pushes Scott Tazte backwards, and Scott Tazte hits the ropes, and bounces back, and Troy Gafgen hits a shoulder block that knocks down Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte slowly gets up to his feet stunned, and Troy Gafgen hits a head butt that brings him down to the mat, he gets up, and stumbles into the corner. Troy Gafgen sees Scott Tazte in the corner, and hits a few fists to the face of Scott Tazte in the conrer. Then Troy Gafgen tries to whip Scott Tazte into the corner opposite of the one that he was just in, and does. Scott Tazte crasehes into the corner, and Troy Gafgen takes time to pose, and then charges at Scott Tazte. But Scott Tazte is able to counter this with a boot to the face. Troy Gafgen stumbles backwards, and Scott Tazte runs at Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen is able to tilterwhirl Scott Tazte to his shoulder, but Scott Tazte slides out of the back of Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen turns around, and gets hit with a running ezguri by Scott Tazte. Troy Gafgen stumbles around, stunned, and Scott Tazte gets up with the help of the ropes. Troy Gafgen is able to shake off the effect of the move that Tazte just hit mostly, and charges at Scott Tazte angry, and Scott Tazte is able to counter this with a drop toe hold that sends Troy Gafgen falling right into the second rope throat first. Troy Gafgen gets up stunned, and Scott Tazte waits as Troy Gafgen turns around Scott Tazte kicks Troy Gafgen, sets up Troy Gafgen, and hits an elevated DDT that drives Troy Gafgen's head into the mat. Scott Tazte goes into the cover, and gets the 1……………………………….2………………………..kick out Scott Tazte goes flying across the ring as Troy Gafgen kicked out with authority, and Troy Gafgen is still very much stunned, he tries to sit up. Scott Tazte hits a low drop kick to knock down Troy Gafgen back to the mat.]

JR-The smaller Scott Tazte needs to keep Troy Gafgen off his feet.

King-Yeah….that's always the strategy with a big man.

Kris Gaffney-Especially the one's that have won world titles.

[Noting that Troy Gafgen isn't going to stay down for long. Scott Tazte decides that he's going to have to take a chance to try to Scott Tazte climbs up to the top rope, and waits for Troy Gafgen to get up to his feet, and Troy Gafgen turns around, and Scott Tazte leaps off of the top rope, and catches Troy Gafgen with a cross body block, but it's caught by Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen holds Scott Tazte for a few moments, and then drives him down with a rib breaker. Scott Tazte is down on the mat, holding his mid section, and Troy Gafgen isn't fairing any better as both wrestlers are getting up to their feet. Scott Tazte stumbles towards Troy Gafgen who hits a standing spinebuster, Troy Gafgen falls on the ropes, trying to keep himself up. Scott Tazte slowly gets up to his feet, and once he has. He gets knocked down to the mat with a clothesline. Scott Tazte goes down, and Troy Gafgen backs up, and waits for Scott Tazte to get up to his feet, once he does. Scott Tazte stumbles around, and turns towards Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen picks up Scott Tazte into a military press, and holds up Scott Tazte. Then hits a military press slam, Scott Tazte crashes into the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet, and Troy Gafgen whips Scott Tazte off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and Troy Gafgen goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte leaps off of the ropes, and goes for some sort of move that's countered by Troy Gafgen hitting a spear on Scott Tazte. Troy Gafgen instead of taking this advantage takes time to rest up all the rest of the way, and Scott Tazte gets up. He stumbles right into Troy Gafgen who grabs Scott Tazte by the throat with two hands lifts him up, and hits a choke bomb. Scott Tazte goes dwon on the mat. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover, and gets the 1………………2……………….KICK OUT by Scott Tazte!]

JR-What a move by Troy Gafgen.

King-You think Troy might pull off another upset?

Kris Gaffney-Well…considering what Troy has done in his career, it wouldn't be a total upset. But who knows.

[Troy Gafgen backs up, and seemly is measuring up for his kick to the head. But as he runs at him. Scott Tazte blocks it, and throws down. Troy Gafgen goes for the crack of dawn, but Scott Tazte spins out of it, and out of no where hits the Remedy out of no where. Scott Tazte goes into the cover, and gets the 1……………….2…………………..3!]

JR-That remedy came out of no where.

King-I saw it coming, because I'm awesome.

[ "Shelley's theme" hits over the PA as she comes strutting down to the ring.]

JR: Shelley Martinez making her way on down to the ring here.

King: I love me some Shelley.

[ "Marina's theme" begins playing over the PA. Marina walks out and proceeds down to the ring. She slides in.]

King: I love me some Marina too.

JR: You love anything King.

Gaffney: I love lamp.

[ The bell sounds as Shelley and Marina start jaw jacking in the middle of the ring. Marina shoves Shelley back. Shelley comes charging back and tackles her.]

King: CAT FIGHT!

[ Shelley gets up and stomps on Marina. Marina rolls out of the way finally and quickly scrambles to her feet. Shelley mocks Marina and begins to challenge her to a grapple.]

JR: Shelley want to test Marina in the power category.

King: When's the swimsuit competition?

[ The two lock up and Shelley eventually wins the battle by shoving Marina backwards. Marina tumbles and rolls up against the ropes. Shelley just laughs as Marina gets angry. Marina gets up and kicks Shelley in the gut. Marina grabs Shelley Martinez by her hair and whips her into the corner. Marina starts open palm slapping Shelley in the face. Shelley is dazed by this onslaught, but manages to duck one attempt and spear Marina down to the canvas. Shelley slams Marina's head off the canvas as she gets up. She does a knee drop on the downed Marina. Marina cringes in pain as Shelley gets back up to her feet while stumbling slightly. Marina slowly follows behind in getting up. Shelley bounces off the ropes, Marina is now back on her feet, and Shelley hits a flying clothesline. Both competitors lay on the mat gasping for air. The ref begins to count. 1...2...3...4... Shelley gets up to one knee as she reaches towards the ropes to pull herself completely up. Marina is starting to get up. Shelley takes another run at Marina, but gets low bridged. Marina crawls over to the downed Shelley and begins hitting punches.]

JR: Marina is going to work here.

Gaffney: Back and forth match here so far.

[ Marina has one of her punches blocked by Shelley. Shelley shoves Marina away and gets up quickly. The two lock up in a grapple as Shelley wins it and hits a hip toss. Shelley pulls Marina back up and hits a belly to bely suplex. Shelley points towards the corner as Marina is staying down. Shelley climbs up to the top turnbuckle and hits a five star frogsplash. Shelley gets up slowly as she pulls Marina up to her feet. The two begin to exchange punches. Shelley gets the upper hand though as she knees Marina in the gut. Shelley lands a swinging neckbreaker on Marina. Marina seems to be out of it.]

JR: Marina is just not moving. She might be out cold.

King: Shelley realizes it.

[ Shelley does notice it and quickly goes for a pin attempt. The ref dives and begins to slap the mat. 1...2.. Marina some how gets her shoulder up. Shelley slams her hands on the mat yelling in anger at the ref. Shelley gets up in the face of the ref while Marina is slow to get up to her feet. Shelley is still yelling at the ref as Marina blindsides her with an axe handle smash. Shelley drops down to her knees as Marina pulls her up by the hair. Marina hits a running bulldog on Shelley. Marina attempts a pin. The ref counts 1... Shelley quickly kicks out of it. Marina picks Shelley up to her feet and attempts to land a double arm DDT. Shelley shoves her away as Marina comes marching back towards her. Shelley hits a diving clothesline. Shelley gets up to her feet and looks around at the crowd.]

JR: It seems like Shelley is getting the upper hand here. Marina needs to get some momentum going.

King: This is one great cat fight. I mean women's wrestling match.

[ Shelley and Marina grapple as Marina irish whips Shelley. Marina is waiting to hit a body a slam on the bounce back, but Shelley does a cross body block. Shelley gets up to her feet and does a leg drop on the downed Marina. Shelley locks Marina into a sleeper hold laying on the canvas. The ref begins to check on Marina. Shelley seems to have good grip as Marina seems to be fading. Marina suddenly gets up to her feet, and hits a jaw breaker that sends Shelley sitting in the corner. Marina goes up to the top rope, and goes for the extreme seeing stars, but Shelley moves out of the way, and Marina adjusts, and Marina leaps off of the top rope and hits a cross body block, and gets a 1.................2.............kick out by Shelley. Marina picks up Shelley, and tries to scoop her up, but she slides out of the back. Shelley purposely tries to push Marina into the ref, but Marina being nice tries to stop herself, but this leaves an openning as Marina turns around, Shelley hits a full stride running spear. Marina hits the mat with a resounding thud.]

JR: That was just a vicious spear. What force.

Gaffney: Marina isn't moving.

King: Guess that's why most people don't care about how the ref is doing...

[ Shelley gets up and covers the gasping for air Marina. The ref begins to count the pin. 1...2...3! Shelley rolls out of the ring and celebrates her victory on the way backstage.]

JR: Shelley Martinez gets the win after a huge spear.

King: What a match!

("MVP" blasts on the PA system as MVP walks to the ring, following behind him is Eve Torres. MVP steps inside of the ring, and does his ballin taunt.)

JR-This man has changed quite a bit.

King-Or maybe he never changed at all.

Kris Gaffney-I'm not sure what's a bigger crime…lying or an over blown entrance.

("" blasts on the PA system as Chris X walks to the ring, and steps inside of the ring waiting for the bell to ring.)

JR-Chris X says he's done with Chad Vargas.

King-That's kinda odd….they just won one match each.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah…oh well.

[MVP and Chris X pace around the ring, and lock up. Chris X hits a knee into the gut that doubles over MVP. Chris X is able to twist MVP's arm into an arm bar. The ref asks for whatever reason if MVP wants to give it up, obviously MVP isn't going to give up that easily. Marina rolls thorugh, and hits an arm drag that sends Chris X flying across the ring. But doesn't seem to effect him too much, and he gets up to his feet, and charges at MVP, MVP goes for a hip toss, but Chris X is able to block it and float over into a monkey flip that sends MVP on the mat. MVP gets up, and Chris X hits a running clothesline that knocks down MVP. MVP gets up to his feet, he is stumbling around as he's stunned due to the moves he's taken thus far, and Chris X hits a few fists to the face. MVP backs up to the ropes. Chris X tries to whip MVP to the ropes, but it's reversed by MVP. Chris X bounces off of the ropes, and Chris X bounces off of the ropes. MVP lowers his head, and Chris X is able to counter this with a swinging neck breaker. MVP goes down to the mat in pain, and Chris X waits for MVP to get up to his feet. Once MVP gets up to his feet, and Chris X hits a kick into the gut, and sets up MVP up for a vertical suplex, lifts him up, and hits him near the corner. Chris X backs up into the corner, and measures up on MVP, and hits a knee drop across the face. MVP sits up in pain, Chris X runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes, and hits a kick to the back of MVP. MVP is in pain, but still doesn't go down to the mat. Chris X backs off, and waits for MVP to get up to his feet. Once MVP does, he turns towards Chris X and Chris X kicks MVP in the gut doubling him over. Chris X sets up MVP in a powerbomb/piledriver position. Chris X lifts up MVP, and drives him down with a power bomb. Chris X goes into the cover, and gets the 1……………………2………………….kick out by MVP. Chris X gets up to his feet, and argues with the ref. But then realizes that he's obviously has no argument he decides to call for the end of the match.]

JR-Seemly Chris X doesn't work by the hour.

King-Guess if he really wants to move on to the world title this quickly, then he's going to have to really impress.

Kris Gaffney-This is true.

[Chris X waits for MVP to get up to his feet, MVP turns towards Chris X. Chris X hits a kick to the gut and he goes for his finisher. But MVP is able to push off, and Chris X goes into the ropes, but before he bounces off of the ropes. Chris X is able to grab the ropes, and stop himself from going back towards MVP who was going for a big boot. Chris X seeing the chance charges at MVP before he can do anything else, but it seems that he was able to reset the big boot and Chris X runs right into it, and MVP and Chris X fall down to the mat. Both wrestlers don't move for a little bit, so the ref starts his standing ten count, at eight. Chris X is able to get to his feet, and see's that MVP has gotten up in the corner. Chris X goes for a big splash, but MVP moves out of the way, and Chris X's head snaps off of the top turnbuckle, and he turns around in the corner. MVP hits a few fists to the face of Chris X in the corner. Chris X reels in the corner. MVP whips Chris X into the opposite side turnbuckle. Chris X crashes into the corner, taking his time to do his taunt to the crowd, he charges into the corner, and is able to hit his pattern kick in the corner. Chris X falls down on the mat in a heap, but just as MVP is able to un hook his foot off of the turnbuckle. Chris X is slowly getting to his feet dazed. MVP stands back waiting for Chris X to turn towards him. Once he does, MVP picks up Chris X, and hits a body slam perfectly placed. He signals to the crowd for another pattern move, he runs to the ropes, bounces off, does his Ballin' taught, and drops the elbow on Chris X. MVP goes into the cover, and gets the 1………………………2……………….KICK OUT by Chris X! MVP gets up, and starts to argueing with the ref about the count. But seemly the ref doesn't share his point of view. MVP ignores the ref as he waits for Chris X to get up to his feet, once he does. MVP goes for a kick into the gut, and goes for the playmaker. But Chris X is able to spin out of it, and goes for a short arm clothesline. But it's ducked under by MVP, MVP then goes for a belly to back suplex!]

JR-These two great athletes are fighting for position.

King-Chris X will be quoting that for years to come.

Kris Gaffney-Or he'll start a feud with JR.

*JR glomps*

[MVP lifts up Chris X, but it's countered by Chris X. Chris X slowly gets up to his feet, as does MVP. Chris X kicks MVP in the gut and hits a DDT. Chris X takes his time to rest up, and signals for MVP to get up as he's readying himself for his finisher. But suddenly.]

.::voice out of no where::.-Hey….you.

[Chris X turns around, confused, looking for whoever said that. Suddenly out of no where MVP turns Chris X around, hits a kick to the gut, and a quick DDT on Chris X as he's distracted, and then the drive by kick as Chris tries to get up. MVP tries to go into the cover, and gets the 1……………….2………………..3!]

JR-Chris X was looking to get the win here, but he took his eye off the ball for one second, and was surprised from behind.

King-That voice sounded kinda Clodish

(Suddenly the image of X-Cold in a darken room shows on the EMF tron, he shakes his head at Chris X.)

.::X-Cold::.-Now I know you are wondering what exactly I'm doing interrupting this match. First off, I didn't expect for it to work, but then again that's the problem with these young talent today. They want to shoot up to the top so fast, that once they get there, they aren't ready for things like a small distraction such as the one I just created. Today, people like Chris X doesn't have to work for anything, and they drag down the quality of show the EMF puts out. The prime example of this is Chris X, he's still acting like a rookie, and I'm not just talking about how easily you were distracted either. Even though that just proves my point. Here you are….14….15 time world champion, and you still don't seem to get it. You stood in this ring last week, and proclaimed that you were just going to jump right into the world title race. You remember that speech Chris? I know I sure do, because since you said it, there have been questions running through my mind…like what low assed federations you been in before the EMF. There is no way a 14 time world champion like yourself could act the way you do. Unless you won those belts from ERF, now since you aren't all that smart, and probably never learned what that stands for, I'll tell you Chris. It stands for Extreme Retards Federation. But of course you couldn't get all the world titles from retards, after all…even they are smarter than that, so you had to move to Posers Wrestling Federation (PWF), then on to Worst Wrestlers Entertainment…..(WWE)…crap, I'll be in the dog house for that one. ANYWAYS, then your personal favorite, Skanks R Us Federation….in fact judging by your wife, you probably been world champion there quite a bit. My point is that Chris, you don't just jump into the world title race. You have to earn it, there are wrestlers in this federation who have gone years without getting a world title shot. Yet you somehow think that you can just jump in front of the line? You really are an arrogant prick, aren't you Chris? But then again, I'd expect this from the man who believes any belt that isn't the world title is worthless. You need a lesson in respect, well your in luck, because the Organization is in a giving mood. You proclaim that your done with Chad Vargas, but what you don't realize this war has just begun. I don't give a crap what you did in other federations, as I pointed out, it's worthless here. I do understand that you and Chad have had some battles in those federations as well. But this is the Extreme Measures Federation, it doesn't matter one bit who won your matches in past federations. Besides I also understand it seems Chad beat you more times than not, so who are you to say it's over? I'll tell you Chris, your not going to get away that easily. By my count, it's 1-1, it's time to break the tie. But then again, that's what you were running away from, wasn't it? I'm going to tell you what everyone here, and you already know. You’re a fraud Chris X, that's why you changed your name. Because even you had to admit that you aren't any legend. That's why your Chris X now, some people might think that it's because your suppose to be hardcore. But I figured it out what it really stands for, it's really short for Chris….eX-Legend. That's why you decided to run from Chad Vargas, but now the truth is out there. You…among many things are a coward, this is something you know, and everyone knows. But what you don't know is that coming at the Pay Per View that darkness is on the horizon. We'll see you then Chris eX-Legend.

(The EMF tron fades away, as Shockwave fades away with Chris X not looking too pleased.)