EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the EMF Shockwave video. Once it concludes, we go into the arena in Anaheim, California. Pyrotechnics blasts on the stage, and the lights turn back on as they conclude. The camera's scan the crowd who wave their signs. Some of the signs say "Can we bring back Eve?", "your sister?", "no the girl who watches football with me!", "Is the invasion back on?")

JR-We are heading towards Dark Horizon, welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I'm good ol' JR along side Jerry "the King" Lawler

King-That is true, headlined by the contendership for the tag team titles.

Kris Gaffney-Wait…were now setting up contenderships for the Tag Team titles…it must be the end of the world.

("Demontic I am" blasts on the PA system as the Undertaker slowly walks out with his dark hoodie.)

JR-Despite having bad luck in the EMF…the Taker is always very dangerous

King-I'm surprised he hasn't jumped through pyro yet.

Kris Gaffney-na…doesn't have the darkside feel to it…it probably would be fires from hell.

("Just close your eyes" blasts on the PA system as Christian walks to the ring.)

JR-Last week things didn't quite go the way Christian want to.

King-But then again, when does it ever?

Kris Gaffney-hhhhmmmm…good point.

[Christian and the Undertaker pace around the ring, and they locks up the Undertaker pushes down Christian. Christian hits hard into the mat, and slowly he gets up, realizing what he is up against now. Christian gets up to his feet, and does what he thinks is smart, and he slaps the Undertaker in the face. The Undertaker takes a moment to register what just happened, he turns around angry he throws a fist to the face of Christian, and Christian ducks under it, and Christian hits a few hard fists to the face of the Undertaker, and Christian tries to whip the Undertaker to the ropes, but it's reversed by Christian, and Christian bounces to the ropes. But Christian as he comes off of the ropes, he hooks the ropes, and the Undertaker doesn't look too happy as he runs at Christian, and goes for a big boot, but Christian ducks under, and the Undertaker is hooked on the top rope. The Undertaker is on the top rope in pain, and Christian goes over to where the Undertaker is, and he hits a standing drop kick that sends the Undertaker out of the ring, and on the arena floor, and Christian measures up. The Undertaker sits up on the outside, and gets up, Christian runs to the ropes, and jumps on the second ropes, and leaps over the top rope, and hits a flying cross body block that knocks down the Undertaker. Christian pulls up the Undertaker, and pulls him up his feet, and throws him into the ring. Christian gets inside of the ring, and whips the Undertaker to the ropes, and the Undertaker bounces off of the ropes. Christian lowers his head, and The Undertaker hits a kick to the face. Christian stumbles into the corner, the Undertaker charges at Christian, Christian ducks through the ropes, and Christian hits a double boot to the face, and the Undertaker stumbles backwards. Christian gets into the ring, and pulls himself up to the second turnbuckle quickly, and Christian knocks down the Undertaker off his feet with a flying back elbow.]

JR-Christian might have not seemed very smart at the beginning, but he is using the Undertaker's rage to his advantage.

King-This might be the only time that the Undertaker being angry is a good thing.

Kris Gaffney-Only until he catches him.

[Christian gets up to his feet, and he starts to clap to signal for the Kill Switch. The Undertaker gets up to his feet, and he stumbles backwards to Christian who sets up the Undertaker, and he slowly turns him for the Kill Switch, but before he can hit it. The Undertaker pushes Christian off. Christian bounces off of the ropes, and the Undertaker hits a big boot to the face. Christian goes down to the mat, and the Undertaker falls to the ropes. He takes a few moments to rest up, and after a while Christian gets up to his feet, and once he does, Christian gets hit with a running clothesline by the Undertaker. Christian goes down to the mat, and gets up quickly. The Undertaker hits a hard fist that once again knocks down Christian. Christian slowly gets up to his feet, the Undertaker picks up Christian over his shoulder, and brings him over to the turnbuckle, and drops him on the top rope. The Undertaker runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes. The Undertaker hits Christian with a running big boot that knocks down Christian. The Undertaker goes to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes, and leaps in the air, and hits a leg drop across the throat of Christian. The Undertaker goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………………………….2……………………………Christian kicks out again.]

JR-Christian might have let this match slip through his fingers.

King-Probably not the only thing that has happened that has slipped through Christian's fingers.

[The Undertaker waits for Christian to get up to his feet, Christian gets up, and the Undertaker grabs Christian by the throat, lifts him up. But Christian quickly pokes the Undertaker in the eye. Christian with this chance quickly hits the Kill Switch! Christian goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………………..2………………3!]

JR-Christian won this match.

Kris Gaffney-Although, I'm not sure he's done in the ring right now…

(Chrsitian stumbles up in pain.)

.::Christian::.-I won…I knew I would….and now…I'm going to address an issue. Primetime, you think that I'm…just gonna go away? Well, I'm going to show you that I'm better than you EVER were. Being the friend of John Cena has it's advantages, so…at the PPV, it will be me and you. And this time, you won't be so lucky….why…because…that's how I roll!

("MVP" blasts on the PA system as MVP walks to the ring along with Ted DiBiase. He poses in the isle way as his pyrotechnics blasts off behind him.)

JR-Been a little bit since MVP has been in the EMF.

King-Should be interesting to see if he can pick up from where he was.

Kris Gaffney-Well…worked out for Primetime.

("Walk" blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The former Extreme champion has a chance to get a chance to be champion once again.

King-That's something he's probably been waiting for a while.

[MVP and Rad Hazard pace around the ring, and Rad Hazard see's an open, and he goes for a single leg take down. But MVP is able to to hit a double axe handle to the back of Rad Hazard to stun him enough, and MVP, follows this up with an elbow to the back of the head of Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard goes down to the mat, and MVP hits a few stomps on the downed Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard tries to crawl away from MVP, and MVP does allow him to get away from him for a moment, just by when MVP starts to choke Rad Hazard. The ref counts to 4, and MVP backs away, MVP puts his hands up to the ref to prove that he is away from Rad Hazard. MVP once he has made the ref happy, runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes. MVP leaps in the air, and comes crashing down on the back of Rad Hazard. This drives Rad Hazard's throat to the second rope, and Rad Hazard falls down to the mat, and MVP picks up Rad Hazard wanting to make sure that he stays on top of the advantage. MVP whips Rad Hazard to the ropes, as Rad Hazard bounces off of the ropes, Rad Hazard hooks the ropes saving him from going into a big boot. MVP turns around, and Rad Hazard charges at MVP only to be hit with a another big boot that knocks down Rad Hazard down to the mat. Rad Hazard goes down to the mat daze. MVP backs away from Rad Hazard, Rad Hazard stumbles up to his feet in the corner, and Rad Hazard gets measured by MVP as he gets up to his feet, he signals to the crowd, and hits a running big boot to the face. For some reason this doesn't take down Rad Hazard he just stumbles around, and when MVP takes his boot off of the top rope, and he is able to pick up Rad Hazard who is stumbling around, MVP picks up Rad Hazard, and hits a body slam. MVP signals to the crowd for his next move that most, if not all know. He runs to the ropes, he signals "ballin", and drops the ballin' elbow drop into Rad Hazard. MVP goes into the cover on Rad Hazard, and the ref counts the 1…………………………………2……………………..Rad hazard is able to roll his shoulders off of the mat just at last moment.]

JR-MVP has been gone quite a while….and is yet to realize that's not a finisher.

King-Hey, hey now…we accept the people's elbow, the lie detector, and the WORM as finishers. We can accept that…

Kris Gaffney-Well…maybe not the worm.

[Rad Hazard rolls out of the ring, and on to the apron, as MVP is arguing with the ref as he doesn't agree with the count, by the time he has attention. Rad Hazard has climbed up to his feet with the help o fthe ropes on the apron. MVP goes over to where Rad Hazard is, and charges at MVP. Rad Hazard counters with a shoulder block into the gut, that stumble backwards MVP. Rad Hazard sling shots himself up to the top rope, and leaps off of the rope, and leaps from there, and hits a missile drop kick that knocks down MVP. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and the ref starts his standing ten count, but Rad Hazard is able to get up fairly quickly, and doesn't really get up to any where on the count. Rad Hazard is in the corner, and MVP charges at Rad Hazard, Rad Hazard counters by throwing MVP into the corner shoulder first. MVP is in a lot of pain as the camera zooms in to prove just this. MVP falls out of the corner holding his shoulder, and slowly gets up to his feet, he turns around. Rad Hazard kicks MVP in the gut, and puts him in a vertical suplex position, he lifts him up, and Rad Hazard drives down MVP with a brain buster. This was perfectly placed by a corner, and Rad Hazard still a bit dazed shakes his head, and goes to the outside, and on to the apron. He climbs up to the top rope, and measures up MVP. Rad Hazard leaps off of the top turnbuckle, and hits a frog splash on MVP! Rad Hazard from there goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………………………..2…………….MVP kicks out, and Rad Hazard can't believe it. So much so that he doesn't argue, but he grabs MVP by the hair, and throws him out of the ring.]

JR-Rad Hazard has something on his mind.

King-Hopefully he wasn't talking to Tommy Dreamer…if he was…then it's clearly nothing.

Kris Gaffney-Indeed.

[Rad Hazard climbs up to the top rope, and waits for MVP to get up to his feet, and once he has Rad Hazard leaps off of the top turnbuckle for a vertical body press, but it's countered with the Play of the Day! MVP pushes Rad Hazard on to his back, and goes into the cover, for the 1………………..2……………..3!]

JR-Rad Hazard was countered out of no where.

King-Huh…I've seen that move before.

Kris Gaffney-Shelton Benjamin probably has too.

(The EMF tron lights up with the image of Chris Jericho in his dressing room. He opens up his bag, but then he gets a confused look as he pulls out a piece of paper, he reads it. The confused look never leaves his face as he puts shrugs his shoulders, and puts it back in his bag. We fade back into the ring.)

("AID's theme" blasts on the PA system as Myke Hawke and Brandon Eastman walk to the ring, they pose in the isle way as pyrotechnics blasts off behind them.)

JR-The former tag team champions definitely want the chance to regain their gold.

King-They held them so long, they probably don't feel complete without them.

Kris Gaffney-That's a creepy thought.

("Game On" blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda and Randy Orton walk to the ring, and they step inside of the ring.)

JR-These two have an interesting team here, they are two different people.

King-Despite the fact they both come from the same place.

Kris Gaffney-Being from St. Louis always changes everything.

("Bad Company" blasts on the PA system as Big Sal and Shawn Pond walk to the ring along with Tony Valentino. They step inside of the ring.)

JR-These two probably are looking to add to the amount of gold that Bad Company already has.

King-The Mob never has enough gold or money.

Kris Gaffney-Or killing…never forget the killing.

[Shawn Pond and Big Sal, AIDS, and Orton and Tony Ikeda group together on opposite sides of the corner. Randy Orton goes after Myke Hawke, Myke Hawke is able to side step him, and hits a knee lift to the gut of Randy Orton. Myke Hawke hits a back elbow that stumbles backwards Randy Orton. Myke Hawke hits a running clothesline. Suddenly everyons starts to pair off with each other. Big Sal and Brandon Eastman trade fists to the face, Shawn Pond and Tony Ikeda trade fists as well. Anyways back to Randy Orton and Myke Hawke. Randy Orton had rolled off of the mat, and is on his feet stumbling on the outside, and Myke Hawke goes for a running boot to the side of the head of Randy Orton, and Randy Orton ducks under it, and Randy Orton clips the leg of Myke Hawke. Myke Hawke goes down to one knee, and Randy Orton pulls Myke Hawke by his hair, and throws him hard into the ring steps. Myke Hawke is pain, and Randy Orton measures up on Myke Hawke who is in a seated position, and he goes for the punt on Myke Hawke while he near the steps. But Myke Hawke moves out of the way, and Randy Orton hurts his foot on the steps. Myke Hawke gets up to his feet, and he climbs up to the steps, and dives at Randy Orton who is trying to shake off his foot, but Randy Orton counters it with a quick power slam. Randy Orton is on the mat trying to recover. Shawn Pond in the ring hits a belly to back suplex on Tony Ikeda. Shawn Pond runs to the ropes as he see's that Tony Iekda is on the mat, and Shawn Pond spring boards off of the second turnbuckle, and turns in mid air, and hits a splash. Shawn Pond hooks the leg, and the ref counts the 1……………….2………………………..Brandon Eastman comes into the picture, and hits a stomp on the pin to break it up. Brandon Eastman picks up Shawn Pond and throws him into the corner, Brandon Eastman hits a few shoulder blocks into the gut that doubles over him. Shawn Pond is in pain, Brandon Eastman backs up, and goes for a splash in the corner. But Shawn Pond counters with a back elbow that backs up Brandon Eastman, stunned. Shawn Pond thinks of his next move.]

JR-Shawn Pond got out of that situation quickly.

King-Yeah, but he doesn't have much time to think of that next move.

Kris Gaffney-He sure is taking is sweet time!

[Shawn Pond decides finally, and he pulls himself up to the second turnbuckle, and Shawn Pond goes for a cross body block. But Brandon Eastman is able to catch Shawn Pond, and Brandon Eastman turns around. Brandon Eastman hits a boot to the face that knocks down Branond Eastman, and sends Shawn Pond crashing down on the mat with him. Big Sal gets up, and checks on Shawn Pond, and Shawn Pond shakes off the effect of that fall, and goes to the outside, and climbs up to the top rope. Brandon Eastman stumbles up, Brandon Eastman gets grabbed around the throat by Big Sal, Big Sal lifts up Brandon Eastman as he's in the air Shawn Pond leaps off of the second turnbuckle and spears him on the way down as Big Sal was going for the choke slam. Shawn Pond goes into the cover, but before he gets any count of note Tony Ikeda grabs him from the outside of the ring, and pulls him out of the ring. Tony Ikeda kicks Shawn Pond in the gut, and double under hooks Shawn Pond, and hits a double under hook DDT that plants Shawn Pond into the mat below. Big Sal goes over to where Tony Ikeda is, and grabs him by the hair, and brings him up to the apron. Tony Ikeda counters with a hang man that stumbles backwards. Tony Ikeda sling shots himself up to the top rope, and goes for a flying back elbow, but it's countered with a clothesline out of mid air.]

JR-That certainly wasn't what Tony Ikeda was expecting.

King-I would hope not.

Kris Gaffney-I use to enjoy being clotheslined all the time…

[Big Sal waits for Tony Ikeda to get up to his feet. Brandon Eastman is on the apron which makes the ref turn his back. Tony Ikeda hits a low blow, and Tony Ikeda throws Sal out of the ring. Brandon Eastman charges at Tony Ikeda who has his back turned. Tony Ikeda counters by side stepping Eastman, and throwing him forward right into an RKO by Randy Orton on Brandon Eastman. Randy Orton goes into the cover on Brandon Eastman as Tony Ikeda watches Orton's back, as the ref counts the 1…………….2………………..3!]

JR-Tony Ikeda and Randy Orton are the #1 contenders.

Kris Gaffney-Think Orton might be promoted to Attitude VP now?

King-…No!

(Shockwave goes off of the air with Tony Ikeda and Randy Orton celebrating their win.)