EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video.)

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video.) (Once that ends, the picture fades into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts off on the Saturday Shockwave stage. The lights turn on as the fireworks end, and fans yell, and wave their signs. Some signs say “Catherine took her talents to South Beach”, “You screwed Bryan”, and “Sucks to be Troy”.)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. We are coming off a great Whiplash. I am of course along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-Yeah, and we do have quite the show, headlined by Kane taking on the MIz.

Kris Gaffney-The Miz had a great effort against the Gambler, and he’s looking to build on that.

("Bad, Bad Man" plays out over the PA System. John Cena emerges to a chorus of boos. He has his new manager, AJ Lee, trailing behind him, and is carrying both the World and Tag Team Titles. He gets in the ring and both he and AJ have microphones.)

Cena: Come on... who's shocked? Not me, that's for sure. To give a quote I'm sure my new manager will appreciate.... everything is proceeding as I had foreseen. I am still the World Champion... not that there was ever any doubt... and I have the girl... again, not that there was any doubt. AJ here is finally the manager of the World Heavyweight Champion... you have achieved your dream AJ, how do you feel?

AJ Lee: You know John... honestly... I feel great. I said time and time again that I wanted to one day manage a man who walked out of the Pay Per View as World Champion... and last week at Whiplash... I achieved that. People have been asking me all week "How could you put Cena's foot on the ropes"... well... what did you expect from me? I am his manager. I did what was needed to ensure my client walked out with the championship.

Cena: There was a moment in that match... and you all fell for it... even if you deny it. There was a moment when you thought Troy had got me. Troy pushed me off that ladder and it looked like he had outsmarted me. But you should all know better than that. I am an evil genius... and that was all part of my design. I knew that when the moment was right... little AJ was going to pull off the double cross... and was going to ensure the belt remained where it belonged. After all, it was AJ herself who convinced Troy to focus on that 2nd fall, with the promise that when he won the championship, she would leave with him. And Troy fell for it... hook, line and sinker. I hate to say I told you so.. but I did tell you so Troy. I asked you to leave her on the bench. You yourself suggested locking her away. I think deep down even you knew AJ was being seduced by the dark side. The problem was, there was nothing you could do to stop it. And now you've wasted 2 title opportunities... and worse still... I have the girl you hold so dear... what are you going to do about it Troy? What are you....

(Cena is cut off by "Sandpaper" blaring over the loud speakers. Troy walks out from behind the curtain with the Intercontinental championship over his shoulder. He is wearing aviators which cover his eyes. He just shakes his head and claps.)

Troy Gafgen: Shut your mouth Cena. I'm tired of sitting backstage and listening to all this horse shit! Yes, you won. Congrats. You were able to do what I didn't think was possible. I let my emotions get the best of me and it cost me, again. That being said, I'm more disappointed in you AJ. I thought that we had a plan going out there. I can't understand you.

Cena: I told you time and time again Troy... you couldn't trust her. Look at her. Does anything she's ever done look sane to you? Ever since she's stepped into the EMF we've seen evidence than she's crazy... and yet you blindly put your trust in her... and you got what you deserved.

(AJ looks like she wants to say something, but as soon as Cena called her 'crazy' she got too angry to speak, and is now just glaring towards him. Troy snarls at Cena's comments.)

Troy Gafgen: John, stop right there. AJ might be your manager, but I'm not going to let you disrespect her. She is NOT crazy. She is a lovely, vivacious, woman who deserves the utmost respect...which is why you don't deserve to have her by your side. You treat women like door mats...which is exactly why you're the bitter prick we all have come to know. Now, sure you've beaten me...but what makes you think that's going to stop me from coming right down that ramp and kicking the shit out of you?

Cena: If you were capable of that Troy... we'd have seen it during the 2 title shots you've had. Face it, you're always going to be 2nd rate, and that's exactly why AJ realised she had to jump ship if she was ever going to achieve her dream of managing a World Champion. It's funny... yet another thing I've given AJ that you haven't. If only my interests in women didn't lay elsewhere at the moment... oh the fun I could have with her... just to annoy you really. If you want her back so much Troy... why don't you come down here and take her?

Troy Gafgen: We both know that if I come down there, I'll rip you to shreds John. I'm telling you, I'm not leaving without AJ. Now, we can do this the easy way...or the hard way. Your choice, John.

(As he finishes his line, Troy begins walking down the ramp. He reaches the steps and climbs right up onto the ring apron. Cena smirks and waits for Troy to climb into the ring, and then speaks.)

Cena: You got guts kid... I'll give you that. Most people after 2 ass kicking from John Cena wouldn't have the nerve to get in this ring. I'll tell you what... AJ is my manager... but we always knew she was looking for more than one client. I'm happy to let her manage you still... as long as it's made clear that if and when I need her.. she reports to me first, and anyone else second. Now I don't know if you can live with that... but I don't see any other option for you, after you were stupid enough to gamble with her contract. So do we have a deal?

(Cena extends his arm to Troy, as if to shake hands. AJ looks on slightly concerned by the whole thing. Troy looks around, and looks over to AJ. While his shades cover his expression, Troy smiles.)

Troy Gafgen: You're right...I don't like it. That being said, I guess it's my only choice.

(Troy then shakes Cena's hand.)

Troy Gafgen: I've always respected you John, but I'm not finished with you.

(Cena smirks as if he has some kind of evil scheme up his sleeve. Suddenly though they are both surprised when "Masterpiece" plays over the PA system. The crowd give a mixed response as Chris Masters makes his way onto the ramp and does his signature pose.)

JR: Well well... if it isn't Cena's friend turned enemy turned friend turned.... whatever they are now.

King: He is one of the most successful tag team wrestlers the EMF has ever had though.

Kris: I can't tell if Cena was expecting this or not...

(Masters climbs into the ring and stands between Cena and Troy. He looks from one to the other, and then shakes his hand. He takes a microphone.)

Masters: Is this for real? John... are you going soft on us? See ever since you made me the offer to say I could come back to EMF whenever I wanted... I've been sitting... biding my time... but never seen any reason to come back. Then tonight I'm visiting the show, minding my own business... and what happens? You come out and put on this sickening display. This is a man you've beaten to a pulp for 2 Pay Per Views in a row... and now you're going to kiss and make up? The Cena I know wouldn't be caught dead doing this. The Cena I know would have taken AJ, and used it at every opportunity to rub it in Troy's face. Instead you're out here saying she can manage Troy as long as you don't need her that night? Well that's a pretty sweet deal for Troy... seeing as you'll only be needing her once a month... and Troy can finally have his big pay per view matches without being distracted. If I didn't know better... I'd say you really have gone soft on us Cena. And the thought of that makes me sick.

(Masters turns to Troy.)

Masters: And as for you... how's it hanging Tea-Roy? No danger of you going soft on us is there... from what I hear women avoid you so much it's been years since you were anything but soft! YEA! That's when you know The Masterpiece is back. Cheap jokes and product placement. *Masters throws a Revolution headband into the crowd* Still available from EMF Shop zone... by the way. But on to more serious business. Tea-Roy, I've been watching closely as you contested the World Championship with John... and you know what I realised? This is a man with the exact same problems I faced. A man who is a great Intercontinental Champion... but a man who just can't eclipse John Cena. Like so many superstars... Cena is your glass ceiling. You just can't get past him. The difference between me and you though Troy is at least I put up a good fight against him. I came close time and time again... where as you went out there, and lost like a bitch. When I was in the EMF... I achieved everything. I was tag team champion for over 500 days. I made a name for myself. What have you done, Tea-Roy? What have you ever done? If I were you I wouldn't be shaking hands with John Cena. I'd be putting a boot up his ass, and taking the girl. But it's not my war... it's yours. But it's high time you fired that shot Troy. High time you made a name for yourself. Made a statement. Go on Troy.... make a statement.... *he gets up in Troy's face*... I dare you!

(Masters motions towards Cena, as if to tell Troy to attack him. Troy doesn't move. Masters shakes his head and laughs. He shrugs his shoulders and drops the microphone. He turns to leave the ring. Suddenly Troy blasts him from behind with the IC title belt. Troy begins to stomp down on Masters and Cena and AJ just watch on. Cena slides out of the ring, and AJ follows him. Troy looks up and Cena motions to AJ to come with him. She looks disappointed, but skips up the ramp with Cena and they exit as Shockwave goes to commercial.) (“Swagga Like Us/The Fire Rises” blasts on the PA system as Mike New walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring as “Game On” blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda walks to the ring.)

JR-What is wrong with this man?

King-Guess he has problems with kids these days.

Kris Gaffney-Soon, he’ll be hitting House of Pain on kids on their damn skate boards.

(“Down With The Sickness” blasts on the PA system as Angelus Archer walks to the ring along with Paul Heyman. “The Gambler” blasts on the PA system as the Gambler walks to the ring.)

JR-Both these men have some issue with the tag team their facing.

King-Also have anger issues.

Kris Gaffney-Tell me about it.

[Tony Ikeda and Angelus Archer start out, they pace around the ring, and they lock up. Tony Ikeda takes down Angelus Archer with a release arm drag. Angelus Archer gets up to his feet, and Tony Ikeda hits a running clothesline that knocks down Angelus Archer. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet seeing Angelus Archer doing the same, he is stunned, and then he hits a few fists to the face that makes him stumble backwards, and Angelus Archer is reeling on the ropes, and Tony Ikeda tries to whip Angelus Archer to the ropes, but it’s reversed. Tony Ikeda bounces off of the ropes, Mike New makes the blind side tag, and then Tony Ikeda gets hit with a spinning spine buster by Angelus Archer. Angelus pops up, and he looks down at the downed Tony Ikeda not knowing that Mike New is behind him, and charging, and he hits a one handed face crusher. This makes Angelus Archer bounce up, and he dives, and he makes the tag into the Gambler. The Gambler looks confused like he wasn’t expecting that, but out of no where the Gambler gets thrown into the ring on to his back. The Gambler stumbles up in pain, and then Mike New hits a few forearm shots to the face that makes the Gambler stumble backwards, and then Mike New tries to whip the Gambler off of the ropes, but it’s reversed by the Gambler. Mike New bounces off of the ropes. The Gambler lowers his head going for a back body drop. But it’s countered by him grabbing his head, and he throws him down on the mat. He crashes into the mat, and then the Gambler is in pain. The Gambler gets hit with a few stomps on the downed Gambler. Mike New backs away as the ref warns him to back up, which he does. The Gambler rolls inot the corner, and gets up in the corner, and Mike New goes into the corner, and he hits a few back elbows into the corner, and he follows it up with a boot to the throat of the Gambler. The ref counts to 4, and Mike New backs up. Once he does, the ref warns him, and Mike New gives the ref what he wants. The Gambler tries to get out of the corner, but Mike New leads off with a hard punch which send him back into the corner, and he goes back on the attack. The Gambler gets whipped to the other side of the ring, and Mike New charges at the Gambler. Mike New hits a clothesline in the corner, and Mike New backs out of the corner. The Gambler stumbles out of the corner. Mike New sets up the Gambler, and he hits a belly to belly suplex that sends the Gambler down on the mat, and Mike New makes the tag to Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda climbs up to the top rope, and he measures up on the Gambler. Tony Ikeda leaps off, and he hits a flying elbow drop to the Gambler.]

JR-Tony Ikeda and Mike New so far are working together well.

King-Well should be expected, they have worked together before.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, but this is Mike New, you never know what’s going through his mind.

[Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on the Gambler, and the ref counts the 1………….2………..Angelus Archer hits a clubbing blow to break up the cover. Angelus Archer mocks Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda doesn’t seemly take it too hard until Angelus Archer is on the apron. Then Tony Ikeda hits a hard fist to the face of Angelus Archer which takes him down. Tony Ikeda turns around, and gets hit with a spear. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and the ref starts his standing ten count 1……….2………3…….4………both wrestlers start to get up to their feet…….5………6………The Gambler is up to his feet, but he still seems stunned, and Tony Ikeda charges at the Gambler, The Gambler hits a one man flap jack. This sends Tony Ikeda crashes into the mat, and then the Gambler makes the tag to Angelus Archer. Angelus Archer waits as Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. He goes back down, and he hits a few mounted fists on the downed Tony Ikeda. Angelus Archer grabs Tony Ikeda by the hair, and brings him up. He throws him hard into the turnbuckle. He then is in the corner, Angelus Archer charges at the corner, but Tony Ikeda hits him with a boot to the face. Angelus Archer stunned backed up, and Tony Ikeda pulls himself up to the second rope. Tony Ikeda measures up, and then Tony Ikeda leaps off of the second rope. Angelus Archer hits a spinning heel kick that knocks down Tony Ikeda out of the air.]

JR-What a move by Angelus.

King-What would Jarred say if he was here.

Kris Gaffney-Time for a LEGENDARY END!!!!....Get over it Firestorm..I like to drink…you don’t?

[Angelus Archer gets ready as Tony Ikeda is hurting bad, and Angelus Archer hits a few fists to the face that backs him up. Then he tries to whip him to the ropes, and does so. Mike New makes a blindside tag. Angelus lowers his head, but Tony hits a kick to the face. Angelus backs up, and the Gambler makes a tag, Angelus Archer turns not looking happy that the Gambler did that. The two argue, Angelus finally just slides out of the ring, and walks away, Gambler turns around right into a House of Pain by Mike New! Mike New goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………..2……..3!]

JR-A miscommunication by Angelus and Gambler caused Mike New, and Tony Ikeda to win this match.

Kris Gaffney-To the shock of no one.

(We open up the scene with Amy stomping around, she seemly has her hair done up nicely, and a nice red dress on. But she does not look happy. She stomps to Cena's desk, she bangs her fists on his desk, and then signs a contract for no reason. She looks over to Cena angerly.)

Cena: Err... whatever's bothering you, there's no reason to take it out on a poor defenseless contract.

(Suddenly a huge contract bursts through Cena's wall, and yells Oh yeeaaaahhh AAAAAAH" as Amy chases him off trying to sign him.)

Cena: Am I dreaming again?

(Amy slaps him.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Does it feel like this is a dream?! AAAHHH!

Cena: I'm going to guess no.. but only because you're wearing more than you do in my dreams. So being that this probably is happening... what's got you so angry?

.::Amy Dumas::.-Why am I angry? Why am I always angry? Only now it's for an entirely different reason.

Cena: You're going to have to make more sense... it's kind of hard to follow you when all I can think is you're hot when you're angry...

(She holds her head, and she says.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-I really don't believe you...nor do I get you. You spend years, and years trying to come on to me, and then now you come at me saying your for real with what you want, and all the BS you have told me we could be. Then you go off, and make out with AJ. Seriously, if you want the whore, I don't care, but don't drag me with you. I'm not playing this game like you have done with all of my friends.

Cena: Woah.... Amy... are you.... are you getting jealous?

.::Amy Dumas::.-I'M ASKING YOU TO STOP MESSING WITH ME!!

Cena: Amy... I'm not messing with you. Surely you've seen lately that I am serious about this...

(Amy crosses her arms over her chest, and glares at Cena.) Cena: What, you don't believe me? It was one kiss Amy... .::Amy Dumas::.-It's always going to be one kiss...one night...one screwing...then one cage to the face. I don't know what to believe, you gave me all this stuff about saying I was different, but your not exactly proving it. Eeeerrr, how could I even be so stupid to believe that even for one moment. Cena: You want the truth Amy? I thought she was you.... ok? Big Show knocked me fucking crazy... and I thought she was you. I wouldn't have done it otherwise. So... you should have believed that... and you still should. (Amy turns away, and she keeps her arms crossed.) Cena: You know what Amy... you should trust me... you should believe me. I respect you, and I want to protect you. If everything I've done so far doesn't prove that to you... maybe this will.... (Cena holds out one of the Tag Team Championship belts.) Cena: Take it... it's yours. And if you don't want it... give it to whoever you want. Because I trust you, and I'd respect your decision. But I really hope you''ll keep it. There's no one else I'd rather have as my partner... in more ways than one. (Amy closes her eyes, not knowing what to say. But this doesn't prove everything.) .::Amy Dumas::.-We'll see how this goes... (Amy walks out, and walks into Billy and Chuck.) .::Billy::.-Planning to be a tag partner for life..eh? (Amy screams, and leaves, we fade away.)

(“Generic theme” blasts on the PA system as Amy Dumas and Jackie Gayda come out in their lingerie. They step inside of the ring.)

JR-These two have been friends for a long time.

King-Yeah, they have been through every gimmick match known to diva…you got to think that’s an advantage.

(“Angel on my shoulder” blasts on the PA system as Tiffany and Madison Rayne walks to the ring, and they step inside of the ring.)

JR-These two are doing their best to establish the BP name.

King-I thought Ashley Irvine was trying to do that.

(Suddenly Ashley skips up to King, and says.)

Ashley Irvine-Were sorry Mr. King *cute face*

King-AHHHHHH

[Amy Dumas and Tiffany pace around the ring. Tiffany throws a fist to the face of Amy Dumas, and then Tiffany. Amy Dumas ducks under, and Tiffany turns around. And Amy Dumas does a monkey flip rolled into a few mounted punches, and then Tiffany pushes off Amy Dumas. Amy waits as Tiffany gets up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet Amy Dumas hits a standing drop kick that knocsk down Tiffany, and then she gets up to her feet but she’s really dazed. Tiffany throws a wild fist to the face, but it’s easily ducked under by Amy Dumas, Amy Dumas throws a kick to the gut, but it’s caught, and Amy Dumas hits a ezuguri that sends Tiffany down on the mat. Amy Dumas tags in Jackie Gayda who says something to Amy. Jackie goes into the corner, and then Amy Dumas tries to whip her partner to the opposite side turnbuckle where Tiffany is in, and then Jackie Gayda reverses the whip this sends Amy Dumas flying into the corner. Amy Dumas hits a jumping clothesline in the corner, and then the momentum carries Amy backwards, and she meets where Jackie is, and then Amy Dumas and Jackie hits a double kick into the gut, and the two set up, and they hit a double snap suplex. Amy Dumas rolls out of the ring, and then Jackie Gayda hits a few stomps on the downed Tiffany. Jackie picks up Tiffany, and she tries to pick her up. But Jackie Gayda slides out of the back, and then Tiffany makes the tag to Madison Rayne, who looks a little surprised because that came out of no where, but she doesn’t seem angry. This a little bit of surprise lets Jackie take advantage of this, and she sling shots Tiffany over the top rope, and she crashes into the mat. Madison Rayne is in pain as she gets up to her feet, and Jackie waits as Madison Rayne stumbles up to her feet. Madison turns around right into a pick up, and she hits a body slam. Jackie Gayda measures, she runs to the ropes, and she comes off of the ropes, and she hits a leg drop of DOOOOOM.]

JR-Has this match worked with anyone but one person?

Kris Gaffney-Well…you got to give it up to that one person he made it work.

King-Just hope that Cena doesn’t ever bring back his rapping version of Real American.

[Jackie Gayda goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……..2…..kick out by Madison Rayne. Jackie Gayda waits for Madison Rayne to get up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet. Madison Rayne gets up, and Madison Rayne turns right to where Jackie Gayda is, and she picks up Madison Rayne, and she goes for the F-Off. But Tiffany comes into the ring, and she hits a clip to the back of the leg that takes down Jackie Gayda. Jackie goes down in pain. Madison Rayne rolls away, and she makes the tag to Tiffany after she makes it back to the corner, and Jackie Gayda is getting up to her feet, and Tiffany measures up, and Tiffany hits a straight thrust kick that sends Jackie Gayda down on the mat. Once Jackie recovers, she rolls into the corner, Tiffany hits a few stomps into the gut, and then Tiffany puts her boot on the throat of Jackie Gayda, the ref counts to 4, and then finally she takes the choke hold off, and then Tiffany backs off holding her hands up to the ref to make sure that he knows that she’s willing to play by the rules. Once that sham (ha! I can see into the future) is over, she closes the gap, and she hits a hard fist to the face that stuns Jackie. Tiffany waits as Jackie Gayda gets up to her feet, and then she hits a kick into the gut then Tiffany backs up to the ropes, and she comes off of the ropes, and she hits the flipping swinging neck breaker that takes down Jackie.]

JR-Bah Gawd, she’s broken in half.

King-No she’s not JR.

Kris Gaffney-Shut up King, you hurting Shannon Moore and John Morrison’s feelings.

[Tiffany goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………2……..KICK OUT by Jackie. Tiffany looks like she can’t believe she didn’t get the three. She measures up Jackie Gayda to get up to her feet, and once she does she goes for some move. But it’s countered by Jackie Gayda pushing off. Tiffany bounces off of the ropes, and she bounces off, Jackie hits a spinning spine buster. Amy Dumas waits for the tag. But behind her, AJ dressed as Amy comes skipping down. Amy not seeing her there doesn’t pay any attention. AJ pulls Amy off of the apron, Amy hits her face on the mat, and then AJ jumps on the apron. She takes the tag from Jackie. AJ comes into the ring, and then AJ comes into the ring. Suddenly the real Amy turns around AJ and yells at her. The ref looks like he’s not happy with this events. Suddenly out of no where Jackie comes from behind and attacks Amy. AJ is looking shocked, both BP members come in not knowing what to think. Suddenly all four of them start stomping on the downed Amy. Suddenly out of no where, John Cena slides into the ring, and the four girls scatter.]

JR-The hell is this?

King-What did Amy do?

(Cena is checking on Amy, she looks more heart broken than hurt, Cena holds her as she has no idea what’s going on we go to commercial, and come back.)

*The scene opens up with Kevin Bourne standing in the center of the ring at the Oracle Arena, as "Hero" by Skillet plays over the P.A. system. The TV title resting on his right shoulder, wearing a expensive all black suit and tie. Holding a microphone in his left hand as a giant smirk crosses his face.*

Kevin- A beautiful lie and what a lie it was, having the entire EMF universe believing that Prez Mike and Kevin Bourne were enemies. When really we were co-conspirators, pulling the wool from each of your ignorant eyes at Whiplash. The stars have aligned and the biggest superstar in wrestling has joined forces with the industry's greatest owner. This is in essence a symbolic event in EMF history, Prez Mike has made a choice and that choice was simple. His endorsement of Kevin Bourne makes me by de facto, the face of this great company. A company that has been wrongfully taken right from under his ownership by John Cena. I am here, acting as his and all of your's savior, to help reclaim his lost power. Because Cena himself has singlehandedly run this federation straight into the ground.

Kevin- That's right, John would rather explore his sex-capades than actually run this company properly. Of course, he has no legitimate right to running this company. Now KB and Prez Mike haven't always seen eye-to-eye but I can tell you the turning point in our relationship. The point when the Present and Future of this business was on his way out the door, that's right, when Kevin Bourne was having contractual issues due to a short signing by Mr. Cena. The Prez knew that losing me would be one of the biggest mistakes this company could have made, especially from a business standpoint. That's when he came to KB and promised wealth, power, and glory beyond my wildiest dreams, and each of you know how wild my dreams can be. I not only accepted his proposal but I relish in the opportunity to formally be this federation's torchbearer, for years to come. Plus I get numerous opportunities to make sure John Cena's life is a living hell and of course to make sure Prez Mike is restored to his former glory as the EMF's figurehead. The truth about this ingenious business move by the Prez is that as good as Cena has been and still is, he's hit his ceiling. And Kevin Bourne has just begun, that's the reality of the situation. There are consequences for every action and Mike is issuing an 'Executive Order', the order that John Cena give up his owner status or face the consequences. That's one of the things that the Prez and I could agree on for our alliance. He saw Cena as an imposter to his rule of the EMF universe, just as KB saw him an imposter to myself as the EMF's savior and one true King.

Kevin- This is our holy experiment, to rid the EMF of scum like John Cena, and return the rightfully rulers to power. No one in the back can even imagine what I go through on a weekly basis to do what I do, except Mike. He can share in the pain of sacrifice, yet all of your hardwork and dedication goes unnoticed. I'm the only person who can claim to have beaten Ricky Ramon in the last six months when no one else even came close to beating him. I did it when I said I would, yet all of the naysayers in the back continue to deny this very fact. Just like they like to deny the fact that I also beat John Cena, help or not, one the ref makes a 1..2..3 count and your hand is raised in victory, you've won. KB doesn't know if it's an ego thing with people trying to belittle me to try to get each of you to also believe in their falsehood but I beat Ricky and I beat Cena. Mike knows that only through Kevin Bourne can he achieve a power unlike ever before, the power to rule without John Cena at his back and the Messiah has come to do just that. Some lasting words for our soon-to-be unemployed Commissioner, 'We'll be seeing you soon."

*As Bourne moves his right hand across his face, mocking John Cena.*

(The crowd boo’s as the camera goes to Prez Mike, he smiles. But for a while he doesn’t say anything, he looks down, and points to the EMF tron as this lights up from Whiplash 2004.)

Suddenly Jericho nips up with the last bit of strength he has and charges to the ropes and then spring boards off them into the Lionsault.........and hits Triple H with it!! Jericho hooks the leg and gets the 1………….2……..3!!]

JR-Jericho’s has done it!!! He’s beaten the Game!! He’s gone!!

(The camera focuses on Prez Mike who lowers his head.)

.::Prez Mike::.-..I know that you people are wondering why I would play a clip from an almost decade old match. The answer is simple, it was in that match something was about to come to an end. The ownership of the EMF had been split in two, and the winner of that match was going to be the sole owner of the EMF. I bet on Jericho, Triple H bet on himself. I won, that was the terms of the match, and it was written on a legal document, so story over, right? Wrong! Because out of no where, we are informed that Triple H, most likely after he was scheduled to do this match said he sold it to Edge. Now you would think that would be a violation of a contract that was signed, but it wasn’t because “da durpity, durp, durp, durpity do”. At the time, I let it go because everyone knew that supposive split of the EMF was a joke. It was thrown around without any legality, it even was blackmailed to John Cena. But as I go around the EMF, I find that more, and more people seem to think that John Cena is actually THE owner. They think he’s more than just a clown who is just here because it gives him spotlight, and one thing I will correct Kevin on this is more than just Cena’s sin. He’s apart of it, of course, but everyone thinking it’s true, that’s the problem, and that’s why I have emerged from the shadows.

(Prez Mike grins, and then he continues.)

.::Prez Mike::.- Let me re-introduce myself, because it's clear to me that over the years my identity has been lost, my name is Prez Mike, and don't ask me my last name. Now, I'm sure over the past few years people have forgotten about me, or that's what John Cena wishes that could happen. Because he secretly would love you to all believe that he's the brains behind all of this, but anyone with a true knowledge of this company would know that's not true. It was I that took the reigns of this company when no one else wanted it, and turned it to the legend that it would become. So that begs the question where have I been all these years while John Cena runs around on television trying to seem like he's important to the business side of the EMF? Well, I've been in the background doing the real work, while most of the rest of the staff has their other motives. Tony Ikeda is busy padding his stats, John Cena is too busy using his office to get chicks, AJ Lee is too busy being in a worthless office, and Paul Heyman, well...I don't know what the hell Paul Heyman is doing. The only staff member worth their weight is Amy Dumas, a woman I personally hired, black mail not with standing. Yet, her love interest thinks that she's not important to the staff, this is an example of how clueless most of the staff really is. That's why I was shocked that we had only signed Kevin Bourne for a few months. Obviously the before mentioned guys most have not been paying attention when they signed Bourne to his original contract, and signed him to that contract. But is anyone really surprise that these people have their heads so far up their asses that they really signed a talent like Kevin Bourne to a contract that I wouldn't even give to Fyre? So when I saw what Bourne was looking for, I realized here is my chance. Bourne is the only man who can claim he defeated John Cena. You can make all the excuses about Troy Gafgen, but when it came down to it, no one else can say that. So while everyone was shrugging their shoulders when Bourne was ready to leave, I saw opportunity. It wasn't always like this that I had to deal with what I had. There was a time that I ruled the EMF with an iron fist, and when I believed in a talent, I would have done anything to show the world that I was right all along. Mike New, Daniel Bryan, you both are only the latest two victims of this. You see back in late 2000, the first generation of the EMF was still going strong. In fact you could say they had felt a little too comfortable in their "spots". So you know what I did, I took two of the young up, and coming talent in the EMF, and I formed a stable known as Total Destruction. And I provided not just a spotlight for those young stars, but we wiped the entire damn stage clean. You see New, I've seen you arguing with Catherine Walker, who you now know as the daughter of Vince McMahon, and also EMF Hall of Famer X-Cold. A man who gave so much to this company, he was in the damn hospital every week. Now Catherine, she has often told you that her father's career was cut short. Now, I know you haven't thought of this much, because...your fucking Mike New, you don't have time to think anything through. You just mindlessly say things, and hope that it's right. But let's slow your role, and listen to me. Because you know who ended that little girls father's legendary career far sooner than it should have? It was all me. That's right, I took a man who had given his all to this federation, and I cut him down, so much that he's not physically able to wrestle matches anymore. Why would I do such a thing, after all, X-Cold was one of the few that busted his ass for the EMF the entire time. The reason is simple, it gave the two superstars of Total Destruction their stage to show that they were the new thing, and boy was I right, because those two men names were Matt Dragon, and Road. If you look in the Hall of Fame, you'd know how right I was. Now back then, it wasn't personal, the EMF needed a new generation, because the older one had been too happy with the status quo. This thing with Kevin Bourne, and I, it's not about maiming careers as it was back then, but you can bet your ass people will be going to the hospital. It's about sending a message about respect, because I've watched week, after week of John Cena mock me. Now there are people who believe John Cena, and believe Tony Ikeda that they are the men who make this place run, when anyone with a clue would know that I'm the hardest working man in EMF history. That's why I used my own money...not the companies money to help fund Kevin Bourne's contract. Because I want to stand in front of the camera one more time, and show the world that while so many others have come, and gone, the Iron Man of wrestling, Prez Mike is always here. And this time, I'm not coming with Matt Dragon, or Road. No I'm coming with Kevin Bourne, and I'm going to take back what is mine. Frankly, I've worked too hard, and too long for people to be stealing my credit anymore. And I don't even have to do the things I do. You know I've been told every story of what people have put into the EMF. These days people don't seem to give a crap what I have sacrificed. The blood, sweat, and tears. I have a wife I barely see anymore, and a kid that my wife can't remember her name, that's how much trama this whole thing has caused my family. That's why Kevin Bourne, and I, will be sending a message. Just like when I took this federation, no one believed that Prez Mike could turn the EMF around, but I made believers out of you all. This time, Kevin Bourne, and Prez Mike are going to make believers out of everyone. And whether it's Mike New, Kane, Daniel Bryan, ANYONE. They will be used to send a message that Kevin Bourne is the messiah of this federation.

(We fade into commercial, and come back.)

(“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system as Daniel Bryan walks to the ring along with Angelina Love. Daniel Bryan steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Many feel that Daniel Bryan was robbed last week.

King-Well, no other way to put it, he was.

Kris Gaffney-Well, can’t grieve forever, or in Daniel Bryan’s case he just might.

(“Voices” blasts on the PA system as Randy Orton walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

King-Hey, ever notice that every time a grand slam is achieve it’s a dooms day if they have been around Tony Ikeda?

Kris Gaffney-I guess since Chris Masters is back, he can start a new t-shirt…don’t let grand slams ruin your career…or life.

(“Sandpaper” blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Speaking of someone who had a disappointing Whiplash, Troy Gafgen is looking to bounce back.

King-Well, hopefully his mind is in the right place.

Kris Gaffney-Even though he admitted his mind previous was never in the right place.

[Daniel Bryan, Randy Orton, and Troy Gafgen are in the middle of the ring, all three of them talk trash, and then out of no where Randy Orton, and Daneil Bryan seemly are talking to each other, and they nod. They turn to the much bigger, and stronger Troy Gafgen, and they hammer away on them. Troy Gafgen backs up, and then Randy Orton, and Daniel Bryan double whip Troy Gafgen to the ropes, and then he bounces off of the ropes, and Troy Gafgen comes off of the ropes with a double clothesline that knocks down Randy Orton, and Daniel Bryan. Troy Gafgen waits as Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and Troy Gafgen knocks down Daniel Bryan with a running clothesline. Daniel Bryan goes into the corner, and Troy Gafgen hits a few elbows into the corner on Daniel Bryan. Randy Orton charges at Troy Gafgen. Gafgen hits a back elbow that makes Randy Orton stumble backwards. Having the room to do something as Orton falls backwards, and as he comes at Troy Gafgen again. Troy Gafgen side steps him, and he grabs Randy Orton, and he throws im into the corner, and Randy Orton’s body crushes Daniel Bryan into the corner. He stumbles out of the corner backwards, and Troy Gafgen sets him up, and he hits a release german suplex that sends Randy Orton into a flip that sends him on his back. Troy Gafgen waits as Randy Orton gets up to his feet, and once he does. Troy Gafgen hits a big boot that knocks down Randy Orton. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on Randy Orton, and the ref counts the 1…………2…………KICK OUT by Randy Orton. Troy Gafgen turns around, and then he gets hit with a missile drop kick that stumbles backwards Troy Gafgen. Daniel Bryan drives Troy Gafgen back with his should right into the ropes, and Troy Gafgen falls out of the ring, and on to the arena floor. Daniel Bryan turns around, and he see’s Randy Orton charging at him, and Daniel Bryan see’s this, and counters it with a hot shot that sends Randy Orton flying into the ropes. Daniel Bryan waits as Randy Orton stumbles backwards stunned, and Daniel Bryan sets him up, and he hits a belly to back suplex that sends him down on the mat. Daniel Bryan hits a few stomps on the downed Randy Orton. Daniel Bryan backs up as the ref is warning him. Daniel Bryan does what is asked of him, and then he stalks Randy Orton, but Troy Gafgen gets up on the apron. Daniel Bryan hits a base ball slide that takes out the base of Troy Gafgen, and he falls off of the apron, and he hits his face on the mat. Randy Orton tries to go for a clothesline from behind on Bryan. Brayn ducks under, and then he hits a clip to the back of the leg which takes him down to one knee, and then he starts to hit a few kicks to Randy Orton with the crowd chanting “YES” with every kick that is hit.]

JR-Randy Orton might be in trouble here.

King-Wonder what the voices are saying now.

Kris Gaffney-Ouch, ouch, OUCH!

[Daniel Bryan stops, and then he goes back, and he hits a kick into the side of the head of Randy Orton. Randy Orton is down on the mat, and then once he is down Daniel Bryan goes into the cover on Randy Orton. The ref counts the 1…………2…………Troy Gafgen from the outside of the ring pulls Daniel Bryan off of the cover, and then he throws him hard into the ring steps. Troy Gafgen takes a few moments to talk some trash, and then he goes into the ring, but he’s met with a kick to the face, this stuns Troy Gafgen over the middle rope, and then Troy Gafgen is set up over the middle rope by Randy Orton. Randy Orton drives him down with an elevated DDT. Troy Gafgen is down on the mat, but Randy Orton really can’t do anything with this situation but rest as he was hit with a few hard moves by Daniel Bryan. So Randy Orton instead of capitalizing decides that he’s going for the kill shot as he stalks Troy Gafgen. Randy Orton goes for the RKO as Troy Gafgen gets up to his feet, but Troy Gafgen is able to throw off Randy Orton. He bounces off of the ropes, Troy Gafgen goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under by Randy Orton. Randy Orton sets up Troy Gafgen, and he hits an inverted 3.0 inverted back breaker on Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen is down on the mat, seeing this as a chance, Randy Orton starts to stomp around the body of Troy Gafgen. Suddenly AJ Lee appears on the apron, and she is getting Orton's attention. With this distraction Troy is able to recover behind him. It looks like AJ is going to help Troy further, but suddenly John Cena appears, and tells AJ to stop. AJ seems conflicted, and finally does what she's told. Troy Gafgen charges at Orton, Orton counters with a scoop power slam. Randy Orton goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………2…….KICK OUT by Troy Gafgen.]

JR-Almost three there.

King-It seemed like AJ wanted to help there, just she's that much of a professional

Kris Gaffney-Good to know she takes her job seriously. I wonder if she is or isn't on a team or a member of a gang also.

[Randy Orton pulls up Troy Gafgen, but Troy Gafgen throws his hands off him, and he hits the Crack of Dawn. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover, and the ref counts 1…………2…….Daniel Bryan breaks it up. Daniel Bryan throws Troy Gafgen into the ring post. Daniel Bryan see’s Randy Orton trying to get up to his feet, but Bryan locks on the No Lock on Randy Orton. Randy Orton looks like he’s about to tap, Troy is trying to recover behind Bryan but is having trouble. John Cena slides into the ring with a chair, and he looks like he’s going for Troy’s head, but Troy ducks it, and he somehow hits Daniel Bryan, breaking the No Lock. John Cena looks shocked for a moment, and then he shrugs. He rolls out of the ring, and then he pays no attention to Daniel Bryan who is staring a hole in him. Daniel Bryan runs at Cena while he’s not paying attention, and he hits a suicide dive. This knocks down Cena, Cena gets up fairly fast more surprised Bryan would try this than hurt. He walks away as Daniel Bryan goes after Cena. In the ring, Randy Orton is getting ready for an RKO on Troy. But as he goes for it, he pushes off Orton. Orton goes off the ropes, and Troy hits the Crack of Dawn on Randy Orton. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on Randy Orton, and the ref counts the 1……………..2………3!]

JR-The hell was John Cena doing here?

King-Well I thought it was to screw Troy…but we might never know if that was his true intension.

Kris Gaffney-I don’t think Daniel Bryan cares

(“Veil of Fire” blasts on the PA system as Kane walks out to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Last week the MIz returned to form.

King-But Kane is a whole different type of monster.

Kris Gaffney-Monster being the key word.

(“I Came To Play” blasts on the PA system as the Miz walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

King-Here comes Kevin Nash’s least favorite wrestler.

Kris Gaffney-He hates anyone who is here to play.

King-Damn adjectives, why can’t they stop describing things.

[Kane and the Miz pace around the ring, and the two lock up, and the Miz is able to twist Kane’s arm, and then he puts Kane into an arm bar. The Miz puts the pressure on Kane, but Kane is able to hit a few punches to the gut that stuns the Miz, and then from that position he hits an arm drag that sends him flying. Kane gets up to his feet, and once he does. The Miz gets up as well, and he charges at Kane, and then Kane hits a upper cut that knocks down the Miz. The Miz gets up to his feet, and Kane hits a upper cut that knocks down the Miz. The Miz gets up to his feet but a little stunned, Kane hits a few hard fists to the face that makes the Miz backs up, and then Kane tries to whip him to the ropes. But it’s reversed by Kane, Kane bounces off of the ropes, and as he comes off of the ropes. The Miz lowers his head, and the Miz stumbles around stunned. Kane grabs him around the throat, and he throws him into the corner. Kane hits a few shots to the gut, and Kane sets up the Miz up, and he hits a hip toss out of the corner that sends the Miz flying and crashing down on the mat, and then he gets up to his feet. Kane hits a few fists to the face of the Miz, and follows it up with an extra hard one that knocks down the Miz. The Miz rolls to the ropes, and Kane waits as the Miz gets up in the corner, and then once he does. The Miz pushes down Kane on the ropes, and then the ref counts to 4, and Kane backs up. Kane runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and he leaps in the air, and he comes across the back of the Miz driving the second rope to the throat of the Miz. The Miz goes down on the mat, and Kane backs up as he waits as the Miz is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Kane picks up the Miz, and then he hits a body slam on the Miz. Kane comes off of the ropes, and then he hits a big leg drop across the throat of the Miz. Kane goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………………..2…………….KICK OUT by the Miz. Kane goes to the outside of the ring, and then he climbs up to the top rope. He waits for the Miz to get up to his feet on the top rope. He leaps off of the top rope, and he connects with the flying clothesline off of the top rope.]

JR-Kane has the Miz on the ropes here.

King-He probably needs to think of another strategy.

Kris Gaffney-And soon, or he’s about to be splat on the mat.

[The Miz is slow to get up to his feet, and once he turns around, Kane grabs the Miz around the throat, and then Kane is able to get out of the grip of Kane. The Miz gets out of the grip of Kane, and then Kane turns around. The Miz hits a kick to the leg of Kane which takes down Kane to his knee, and the Miz sets up Kane, and drives him down on the mat with the snap DDT. Both wrestlers are down on the mat as the ref starts his standing ten count 1………………2………….3…………4….The Miz is stumbling up to his feet…….5…..The Miz is up to his feet, suddenly Kane sits up, and he turns towards the Miz. The Miz hits a boot to the face that makes Kane go down on the mat. The Miz falls back into the corner, and he rests up, and once he gets up to his feet. The Miz takes the time, but Kane sits up, and he gets up to his feet. The Miz taunts the Big Red Machine. Kane charges at the Miz. The Miz moves out of the way, and throws him hard into the ring post. He crashes into he crashes into the ring post. Kane pulls himself out of the corner. He fall out of the corner, and the Miz measures up on Kane, and then once he is up to his feet. The Miz sets up Kane, and he drops him for a back breaker. The Miz brings him up, and he hits a reverse neck breaker on Kane. The Miz goes into the cover on the Miz. The ref counts the 1…………….2……………..KICK OUT by Kane.]

JR-Almost three there.

King-The Miz can’t get frustrated.

Kris Gaffney-You say that, but I don’t think he’ll listen to you.

[The Miz measures up on Kane, who sits up, and gets up near the ropes. The Miz charges, and he hits a clothesline on Kane. Kane falls backwards, but lands on his feet, the Miz goes over to the corner, and he leaps off, and Kane counters with a chop that knocks the Miz down on the mat. Kane and the Miz are down as the ref starts his 10 count, Kane sits up as the Miz is stumbling up to his feet, and once he is up. The Miz hits a few hard fists, but Kane is able to get out of this by hitting a knee lift. Kane puts him on his shoulder, and he slide outo f the back, but thinking fast Kane hits a big boot that knocks down the Miz. Kane grabs the Miz, the Miz throws Kane’s hands off him, Kane throws a fist, and out of instinct, Miz ducks, and hits the Skull Crushing Finale. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, but the count is getting dangerously high up to about 7. The Miz starts to crawl trying to get into the ring. Kane grabs him around the throat, he stands up, hearing the count. Kane pushes the Miz backwards, and he hits into the steps. Kane dives into the ring as the ref counts 10. Kane wins via count out!]

JR-Kane barely beat the count there.

King-Yeah, but he seems a little worse for wear, but he was lucky to be in the right place at the right time.

(Kane gets up to his feet as Shockwave goes off the air.)