EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Shockwave video, once it ends we go into the darken arena at the Jobing.Com arena as pyrotechnics blasts off on the Shockwave stage. The lights turn on as fans wave their signs, and yell. Some of the signs say “Remember Friday Fury?” “Tuesday Torture?”, and “Wesdnesday Wa…*gets sniped by AN ARKIE*”)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-And we have quite a show headlined by Christian facing the new champion Marc Mead.

Kris Gaffney-That should be interesting to see.

(“Death of Me” blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda and Scott Tazte of Badditude walk to the ring, they step inside of the ring.)

JR-These two as a team have become almost unstoppable.

King-Ever noticed when people say that about a tag team…that’s when they usually lose their biggest match yet?

Kris Gaffney-It’s scary…almost like things are planned out by weird looking people in suits before hand.

*King bitch slaps Kris for being stupid*

(“If You Smell…” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring, and “Walk” blasts on the PA as Rad Hazard walks to the ring.)

JR-I’m not sure how to explain this team.

King-Well…one is the Extreme champion, the other is the #1 contender to the TV title.

Kris Gaffney-But nothing in common other than championships.

[Scott Tazte and Rad Hazard pace around the ring, and they lock up, and they push trying to get the advantage, but it’s countered with a knee to the gut by Scott Tazte that doubles over Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard is stunned, and Scott Tazte hauls back, and hits a hard punch that knocks down Rad Hazard. Scott Tazte pulls up Rad Hazard, and hits a few forearm shots to the face to back up Rad Hazard, and tries to whip him to the ropes, and he does. Rad bounces off of the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes and Scott Tazte goes for a clothesline that ducked under by Rad Hazard, Rad Hazard continues to the other side of the ring, and he bounces off of that side of the ring. Scott Tazte hits a flying back elbow to the face that knocks down Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard falls down to the mat, and he gets up to his feet, and he falls into the corner, and Scott Tazte hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Rad Hazard, and the ref warns him about keeping him in the corner, and Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard gets whipped out of the conrer, and Rad Hazard crashes into the corner, and he charges into the corner. But Rad Hazard gets his boot up, and this makes Scott Tazte stumble backwards, and Rad Hazard being a heelish heel, he dives for his corner out of no where, and makes a tag to the Rock that the Rock did not expect, the Rock looks caught off guard, and before he can react. Scott Tazte hits a fist to the face of the Rock, the Rock is stunned, and Scott Tazte sling shots the Rock over the top rope, and the Rock crashes on the mat, and Scott Tazte picks up the Rock, and leads him into the corner of Badditude, and hits a few knife edge chops, and holds him in the corner, and makes the tag to Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda comes into the ring, and Tony Ikeda, and Scott Tazte come into the ring, and Tony Ikeda, and Scott Tazte hit a double stomp to the gut, and Tony Ikeda and Scott Tazte bring him out of the corner, before the ref can whine about it. They set the Rock up, and hits a double Russian leg sweep. Scott Tazte rolls out of the ring, and Scott Tazte goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………………2…………….kick out by the Rock! Tony Ikeda grabs the Rock who is down on the mat, and Tony Ikeda sets up the Rock, and puts him in a vertical suplex position, and he sets him up, lifts, and hits a snap suplex. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes, and hits a leg drop, being cocky he goes into a lax cover, and the ref counts the 1………………..2…………kick out by the Rock, Tony Ikeda shrugs his shoulders, and laughs as he starts to choke the Rock while he’s down, and he lets go on the 4 count.]

JR-Tony Ikeda is still bitter about losing the Extreme title.

King-Well, he did take great pride in that title.

Kris Gaffney-That…and he doesn’t like giving it to the Rock.

[Tony Ikeda laughs at the ref who isn’t happy, and he goes over to the Rock, and sets him up, and hits a perfectly placed body slam. Tony Ikeda goes to the ropes, and climbs out of the ring, and he climbs out of the ropes, and climbs up to the top rope. Tony Ikeda goes for flying elbow, but the Rock is able to get his knee’s up, and Tony Ikeda lands on the Rock’s knee’s ribs fist. Tony Ikeda rolls off, and Tony Ikeda is in pain, and the Rock is also down as well too, and both wrestlers take their time to get up to their feet, the ref gets up to seven in his standing ten count, when the Rock is able to get up to his feet thanks to the help of the ropes, and Tony Ikeda soon gets up after him, and see’s the Rock in the corner, and he charges at The Rock. The Rock counters with a boot to the face, and Tony Ikeda stumbles backwards, and Tony Ikeda charges at the Rock again, and the Rock explodes out of the corner with a running clothesline that takes The Badd Boy down to the mat, and Tony Ikeda stumbles to his feet. He charges at the Rock, who counters with a somaon drop to Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda is down on the mat, and is slow to get up to his feet, so the Rock thinks this might be a good chance to go for the Rock Bottom as Tony Ikeda is slow to get up to his feet. But Rad Hazard makes a blindside tag to the Rock, the Rock turns around, and Rad Hazard, and the Rock have a stare down, and they have a few words. The Rock suddenly gets attacked by Tony Ikeda who hits a forearm shot that sends the Rock stumbling backwards, and falling out of the ring. Tony Ikeda turns around, and goes right into the waiting Rad Hazard who he didn’t know was the legal man. Rad Hazard hits a inverted atomic drop, Rad Hazard runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes. Rad Hazard bounces off of the ropes, and Rad Hazard hits a one handed face crusher that drives Tony Ikeda into the mat face first. Rad Hazard goes over to the corner that is nearest, and he climbs up to the second rope. Once he is set, Rad Hazard climbs up to the second rope, and he leaps off, and he hits a flying second rope leg drop across the back of the neck of Tony Ikeda. Rad Hazard pushes Tony Ikeda on his back, and he makes the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………..2…………..Scott Tazte comes into the ring, and breaks up the three count.]

JR-Tazte might have saved his partner there.

King-I don’t think the Rock likes it.

[Scott Tazte goes back to his corner, and Tony Ikeda tags in Scott Tazte, and the two start to attack Rad Hazard, Rad Hazard answers with a thumb to the eye of Tony Ikeda, but Tazte attacks Rad. Tony Ikeda stumbles backwards, and the Rock hits a clothesline that knocks Tony Ikeda down to the mat. The Rock follows him out of the ring and starts to attack Tony Ikeda on the outside of the ring. Inside of the ring Scott Tazte is going for the Remedy DDT, but the Rock comes into the ring. This allows Rad the time to answer with a countered by Rad Hazard spinning out of it, and Rad Hazard hits a inverted Russian leg sweep. The Rock waits to see if he can do anything more, as the ref checks on Scott Tazte, the Rock turns around, and see’s a chair coming at his head, but the Rock ducks it, and Tony Ikeda hits Rad instead. Thinking quickly Tony throws the chair out of the irng. The Rock attacks Tony Ikeda with punches, but Tony Ikeda ducks, and drives the Rock through the ropes, as Scott Tazte see’s Rad Hazard getting up to his feet, Scott Tazte kicks him in the gut, and he hits the Remedy DDT! Scott Tazte goes into the cover on Rad Hazard unposed, and he gets the 1………….2…………3!]

JR-Badditude won this match!

(The Rock tries to pull Rad up, but Rad pushes the Rock away, and the two have words as we go to commercial, and come back.)

(“This Fire Burns” blasts on the PA system as CM Punk walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-CM Punk is a man you always need to take seriously.

King-Looks like he gave into peer pressure on his theme.

Kris Gaffney-Think he’ll stop using the Pepsi Plunge?

King-NEVER!

(“Bad Company” blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Dewey Pond probably had one eye on the tag team match.

King-Well…he has a lot more think about other than Rad Hazard.

Kris Gaffney-Since when were you the serious one?

[Dewey Pond and CM Punk pace around the ring, and they lock up. Dewey Pond hits a knee lift to the gut that doubles over CM Punk, and Dewey Pond whips CM Punk off of the ropes, and as CM Punk bounces off of the ropes, Dewey Pond goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under by CM Punk. Dewey Pond turns around, and CM Punk hits a spinning back kick ingo the gut that doubles over Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond is doubled over. CM Punk goes over to Dewey Pond, and hooks CM Punk for a vertical suplex, and he lifts him up, and hits the move, and he crashes on the mat. CM Punk hits a few stomps on the downed Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond crawls away, and Dewey Pond gets hit with a few stomps by CM Punk. Dewey Pond gets up to his knee as CM Punk closes the gap between them, and then Dewey Pond is able to hit a few fists to the gut of CM Punk which stuns him a little bit, but since he is stunned due to the mvoes he’s taken, and due to the face he is one his knee’s, it only has a little effect, if anything as CM Punk stumbles backwards in pain, but not too far as Dewey Pond gets up to his feet, he does see that he caused enough separation to try to charge at CM Punk, but CM Punk is able to side step him, and throw him over thet op rope, but luckily for him. CM Punk lands on the apron, and CM Punk notices this before this can become anything, and CM Punk hits a baseball slide that sends Dewey Pond falling on his face, and down to the mat. CM Punk takes a few moments to rest up, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he waits for Dewey Pond to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Once he does, CM Punk leaps off of the top turnbuckle, and catches him with a cross body block on Dewey Pond. Now both wrestlers are once again down on the mat, but CM Punk is fairly quick to get up to his feet after this bringing up Dewey Pond with him. Once he gets up to his feet, Dewey Pond gets dragged to the ring steps, and smashes his head on the steel steps. Dewey Pond stumbles around, and CM Punk throws him into the ring. CM Punk rolls into the ring, and watches as Dewey Pond is crawling away, and he starts to slowly gets up into the corner, seeing this as a chance to hit a big move, he waits for him to get up to his feet. Once Dewey Pond gets up to his feet, CM Punk charges into the corner, CM Punk hits a running knee into the face of Dewey Pond. CM Punk sets up Dewey Pond, and hits a running bulldog that drives him face first into the mat. CM Punk pushes Dewey Pond on to his back, and gets the 1……………….2………………..KICK OUT by Dewey Pond!]

JR-Dewey Pond kicked out.

King-I think that is no surprise by now.

Kris Gaffney-Well…CM Punk has been hanging around Ashley Massaro.

[CM Punk pulls up Dewey Pond who seems out of it, and CM Punk lifts him on his shoulders, and goes for the GTS, but Dewey Pond is able to slide out of the back. CM Punk turns around, and Dewey Pond kicks him in the gut, and he hits a quick DDT that sends him into the mat. Dewey Pond and CM Punk are down on the mat, and Dewey Pond rolls out of the ring on to the apron. CM Punk see’s him up on the apron, and he hcarges at the waiting Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond counters with a shoulder block that doubles over Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond sling shots himself over the top rope, and goes for a sunset flip. CM Punk is struggling to keep his balance, and to try to stop Dewey Pond. CM Punk throws a fist to the ground to try to stop him from going over, but Dewey Pond moves out of the way, and CM Punk hurts his own fist, and Dewey Pond runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and he hits a running forearm shot to the face that knocks down CM Punk. CM Punk stumbles up to his feet, and once he does CM Punk gets kicked in the gut, and Dewey Pond tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by CM Punk. Dewey Pond bounces off of the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. CM Punk goes for a spinning kick to the face, but Dewey Pond is able to duck it, and Dewey Pond hits a Russian leg sweep that sends CM Punk on the mat. Dewey Pond climbs up to the nearest turnbuckle up to the second rope, and he measures CM Punk, leaps off, and hits a diving double elbow smash to the face of CM Punk. CM Punk gets up holding his face, instead Dewey Pond pushes CM Punk down thinking that he was just up due to a instinct reaction, and that he is really out on his feet. He goes into the cover on CM Punk, and the ref counts the 1……………2…………..KICK OUT by Dewey Pond!]

JR-CM Punk doubted whether or not that Dewey Pond could recover from that.

King-Guess he got his answer why Dewey has upped his game thus far.

[Dewey Pond gets pulled up by Punk, who tries to put him on his shoulders, but Dewey Pond slides off, and Punk turns around right into a super kick that knocks down CM Punk. CM Punk goes down to the mat. Dewey Pond falls back on the ropes, and waits as CM Punk gets up, obviously he has Dew Drop on his mind, but suddenly he turns around, and he see’s Brent Pond (note: will change it to someone else if asked, or if I get a better idea). He stops for a few moments, and turn back, right into a pick up, and dropped into the GTS! Dewey Pond goes down, and CM Punk goes into the cover on Dewey Pond, and the ref counts the 1…………2………..3!]

JR-CM Punk took advantage, and won this match.

(“Close Your Eyes” blasts on the PA system as Christian slowly walks to the ring.)

JR-Christian has found his way into the thick of some feuds lately.

King-That’s odd…could have sworn he was turning Cena’s kid to the darkside…of being creepy.

Kris Gaffney-Not sure that kid needs it…

(“Marc Mead’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Marc Mead walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.)

JR-Mead has always been a very talented wrestler.

King-Now he has a world championship to prove it.

[Marc Mead and Christian pace around the ring, and they lock up, and Christian goes behind Marc Mead with a waist lock, but it’s countered by Marc Mead who hits a elbow to the face of Christian, Christian is in pain, and Marc Mead waits as he stumbles right into a fist to the face, and Christian stumbles backwards, and Marc Mead tries to whip Christian to the ropes, but it’s reversed, Christian bounces off of the ropes. Christian goes for a hip toss, but Marc Mead blocks it, and hits one of his own which sends Christian hard on the mat, and he slowly gets up to his feet, and Marc Mead hits a running clothesline that knocks down on Christian. Christian gets up, and he is dazed. Christian falls back into the corner, and Marc Mead closes the gap, and he hits a few knife edge chops to the chest as the crowd whooo’s with everyone of them. Marc Mead before getting the ref on his ass, decides to bring Christian out of the corner, and he whips him out of the corner, and he crashes into the corner, and Christian stumbles out of the corner, and Marc Mead hits a standing drop kick which sends him back into the corner. Marc Mead backs up, and leaps in the air for a flying splash in the corner. Marc Mead backs out of the corner, and Christian stumbles out of the ocnrer, and Marc Mead sets up, and hits a release northern lights suplex. Christian fly’s through the air, and crashes on the mat, and slowly he gets up to his feet, and once he does Marc Mead hits a few forearm shots to the face. He tries to whip him to the ropes, but Christian reverse the whip. Marc Mead bounces off of the ropes, but Marc Mead is able to hook the ropes, and Christian see’s this, and this doesn’t please him at all. So he charges at Marc Mead. Marc Mead ducks whatever Christian was trying to do, and he hits a kick to the head of Christian which stumbles Christian backwards, and Marc Mead goes over to the turnbuckle, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he waits for Christian to turn towards him. Once he does, he leaps off of the top rope, and Marc Mead catches him with a cross body block, and the ref counts the 1…………………2…………KICK OUT by Christian!]

JR-Almost three by Marc Mead.

King-Christian just saw his dreams go up to smoke.

Kris Gaffney-art imitates reality.

[Marc Mead looks at the ref, but doesn’t complain too much, Christian rolls into the corner, gets up with the help of the ropes. Wanting to make sure that he doesn’t waste any time. Marc Mead goes over to Christian, and closes the gap, but Christian wants to make sure that he keeps a distance away, so Christian dives between the ropes, but Marc Mead doesn’t want to give up his persuit of Christian, so the ref gets involved, and tries to separate Christian from Marc Mead. This creates a blind spot, and Christian hits a low blow on Marc Mead which the ref does not see, and Marc Mead stumbles backwards in pain, and Christian spins Marc Mead around, and sets him up, and hits a reverse DDT that connects with it. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and the ref starts his standing ten count, and he gets about at six, and Christian is up to his feet, and is in the corner, Marc Mead see’s Christian, and he charges at Christian. But Christian ducks through the ropes, and he hits a double boot to the face that makes Marc Mead stumble backwards, Christian goes on to the apron, and he climbs up to the top rope, and when he is ready, he leaps off of the top rope, and hits a missile drop kick that sends Marc Mead down to the mat. Marc Mead might be down for the count, so Christian goes into the cover on Marc Mead hooking the leg. The ref counts the 1………………………2……………….KICK OUT by Marc Mead! Christian looks up at the ref, and he seemly is about to get really frustrated as he hits the mat. Then he gets up to his feet, and he starts to clap to try to get his “Peeps” into it.]

JR-Christian is delusional.

King-Hey…he wants to give his Peeps a good show.

Kris Gaffney-Thought he wasn’t about the Peeps.

King-That’s like saying Cody Rhodes isn’t trying to be a take off of the gayest super villain ever.

[Marc Mead is slow to get up to his feet, and Christian measures up on Marc Mead, and hooks, turns, but before he can drop Marc Mead for the Kill Switch. Christian see’s Robb Re on the apron. Christian lets go of the Kill Switch, and yells at the ref to do something about it. The ref goes over, Marc Mead tries to attack Christian, Christian tries to go for a back low blow, but Mead blocks it, and hits a pay back one. Christian stumbles, and Marc Mead runs to the ropes, jumps off, and hits the Mead Kick V.2 on Christian. Marc Mead goes into the cover on Christian, and he gets the 1……………..2…………3!]

JR-Marc Mead won this match!

Kris Gaffney-Don’t think that was Christian’s plan

(Robb pulls Christian out of the ring, and then hits a fist to the face of Christian, and Christian stumbles up the ramp. He crawls up the ramp, and he see’s that Danni Vesneski in a wheel chair is blocking the entrance. Danni yells something at Robb, Robb hits a kick to the side of Christian. Christian rolls, it seems like Robb has something on his mind but the lights turn off.)

JR-The hell is this?

(Suddenly a ring of fire as a strange….er…looking Gangrel, suddenly a spotlight is put on him, and he starts to sparkle for no reason. He has a microphone, and he says.)

.::Gangrel::.-ENOUGH! I had enough of this foolishness. I’m here to reperesent the Vamp community…per say. We are tired of you both making a joke of us, and burning down my favorite Hot Topic!...and for my stupid, pretentious girlfriend.

.:: Pretentious girlfriend::.-…whatever….

.::Gangrel::.-…Indeed…now…GO TEAM GANGREL…per say…

(Christian and Robb look at each other, and both say “KILL THE POSER”. Christian and Robb start to smash as Gangrel as he yells horribly like a girl…as we fade away with that.)