EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, we go into the Shockwave video. As it ends, we fade into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. Once that finishes the lights turn on, and fans wave their signs, and scream at the top of their lungs. Some signs say "Virus' suck", "I fear for my tables life", and "Kris Gaffney stole Barbie from Chris X")

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I'm good ol' JR along side Jerry "the King" Lawler, and Kris "KG" Gaffney.

King-We have a great show, headlined by the returning Kevin Bourne going up against Randy Evans.

Kris Gaffney-Didn't know he went anywhere…oh well…it should be a good match!

("The Extreme brothers theme" blasts on the PA system as Rip and SammyExtreme walk out to the ring.)

JR-This is the first official tag match for the Extreme brothers.

King-Why doesn't Sammy have a space, and Rip does?

Kris Gaffney-He must have something against it….I don’t' know…

("The Gambler" blasts on the PA system as the Gambler walks to the ring. "Cowboy" blasts on the PA system as Stonewall Vargas walks to the ring behind him.)

JR-I'm not sure what to make out of this team.

Kris Gaffney-They must really hate tables…

King-Or really like them..

[It seems that both SammyExtreme and the Gambler are going to get advice from their tag team partners The Gambler decides to take advantage of this by hitting a clubbing blow to the back of SammyExtreme that stuns him into the corner. The Gambler hits a few fists to the face of SammyExtreme while he's in the corner, the Gambler sets up SammyExtreme and hits a hip toss out of the corner that sends SammyExtreme flying, and the Gambler waits as SammyExtreme gets up to his feet, and the Gambler hits a running clothesline that knocks down Sammy Extreme. SammyExtreme gets up to his feet, and the Gambler hits a few forearm shots to the face that knocks SammyExtreme back to the ropes. The Gambler whips SammyExtreme off of the ropes, and SammyExtreme bounces off of the ropes. The Gambler goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by SammyExtreme. SammyExtreme bounces off the opposite side of the ring that he originally bounced off of, where he gets hit with a big boot by the Gambler. SammyExtreme falls to the mat, and he gets up stunned and SammyExtreme turns around right into the waiting Gambler. The Gambler picks up SammyExtreme in a sidewalk slam set up. The Gambler backs up, and Stonewall Vargas tags in he comes into the ring as the Gambler holds up SammyExtreme still with in the side walk slam position. Stonewall Vargas runs to the ropes, and bounces off. He then hits an ax kick that sends SammyExtreme into the side walk slam. The Gambler rolls out of the ring as Stonewall Vargas goes into the cover, and gets the 1………………..2……………..Rip Extreme breaks up the cover.]

JR-Rip Extreme had to make the save there, I doubt Sammy would have kicked out.

King-And people say I don't give people enough credit.

Kris Gaffney-You make fun of my career all the time.

King-Because it's you…you were the Gates league version of Road.

[Rip Extreme returns to his corner. But it seems that Stonewall Vargas didn't quite like that attack on him, so he charges at Rip Extreme in the corner, but Rip Extreme ducks under this attempt, and hits a hang man that stumbles Stonewall Vargas backwards, and SammyExtreme is able to hit a running ezugri that hits Stonewall Vargas. Stonewall Vargas goes down to the mat, and SammyExtreme can use this time to rest up. Stonewall Vargas and SammyExtreme get up to their feet. Stonewall Vargas goes for a running clothesline, but it's ducked under by SammyExtreme. Stonewall Vargas bounces off of the ropes, and SammyExtreme is able to counter this with a flying leg lariat that knocks Stonewall Vargas backwards. He hits the ropes, and SammyExtreme hits a kick to the gut, and hits a DDT on Stonewall Vargas. SammyExtreme goes over to where Rip Extreme is, and tags him in. Rip Extreme climbs up to the top rope, and measures up, and leaps off of the top rope. Rip Extreme hits a big splash on Stonewall Vargas. He goes into the cover, and gets the 1……………………2………………..Stonewall Vargas kicks out with authority. Rip Extreme goes flying, and rolls away. Stonewall Vargas goes into the corner. Rip Extreme charges at him, and goes for a monkey flip, which is blocked by Stonewall Vargas, and Stonewall Vargas puts Rip Extreme on the top rope, and goes for a fist to the face, but it's blocked by Rip Extreme who hits a fist to the face of Stonewall Vargas. Stonewall Vargas backs up, Rip Extreme leaps off of the second rope, and connects with a missile drop kick that knocks Stonewall Vargas into the Gambler.]

JR-Was that a tag?

King-Well the ref signaled it.

Kris Gaffey-I don't think he did either..

[Rip Extreme pulls up Stonewall Vargas, only to turn around right into the hand of the Gmabler who grabs Rip Extreme by the throat, lifts him up, and hits a choke slam! The Gambler pulls up Rip Extreme and starts the four of the kind…while that is happening. Stonewall Vargas hits a fist to the face of SammyExtreme to knock him off of the apron as the Gambler hits the forth belly to back suplex into a bridge for the 1…………..2…………….3!]

JR-The Gambler and Stonewall has won this match.

King-The Gambler snuck in with that one.

Kris Gaffney-and he wasn't even wearing sneakers.

King-That we know of…

("Crow's theme" plays and Crow walks down the ramp and enters the ring.)

Jim Ross: New comer to the EMF, Crow.

Jerry Lawler: Yeah, apparently he's trying to make a name for himself as well.

("Tommy Moss' theme" plays and Tommy Moss walks to the ring and walks in.)

Kris Gaffney: Tommy Moss is back! Again...

("Strangle hold" played and Dewey Pond made his way down the ramp and slid into the ring.)

Kris Gaffney: And apparently so is Dewey Pond...

(The referee rang for the bell and it sounded... The three men began circling the ring, changing levels and picking their spots too... Dewey Pond broke the cycle of nothing as he leaped to Tommy Moss, but recieved a grueling kick to his stomach. Pond hit the mat and Moss went into he cover quickly...( One... Two...) A kick to the back of Moss by Crow broke the cover... Tommy Moss rose to his feet and looked at Crow. He shoved Crow into the rope and Crow came back with a flying forearm, which sent Moss hitting the mat canvas quickly... Crow picked Moss up and Irish whipped him into the corner. He ran towards him and hit him with a shoulder to the mid-section... Tommy Moss crumpled to the floor slowly and Crow began stomping him in the chest... The referee tried stopping Crow, but Crow refused to allow him, and continued stomping Moss out... Crow halted as Dewey Pond ran from the floor and grabbed him from behind, attempting a roll up. The referee counted... (One... Two... Th...) Crow kicked out at the last minute and it frustrated Dewey Pond... Pond set Crow up in a sitting position and applyed the bow and arrow submission manuever... Crow began squirming around, attempting to escape the submission, but Dewey Pond had it applied good... The referee began asking Crow if he wanted to sumbit, but Crow refused to do so... Crow began rising to his feet and he piveted, causing Dewey Pond to break the hold and move back a couple of steps as well... Crow executed a double leg takedown, taking Dewey Pond to the mat.)

Jim Ross: Good shades of amatuer wrestling there from the newcomer, Crow.

Kris Gaffney: So he hits a takedown on Dewey Pond and he's good?

Jim Ross: Shutup Gaffney...

(Crow went into the cover after taking Pond down... (One... Two...) Kick out by Dewey Pond... As Crow rose to his feet, he was taken back to the mat as the apparently recuperated, Tommy Moss clubbed him from behind with a clothesline from behind... Tommy Moss picked Crow up and attempted a German suplex, but half way through it, Dewey Pond got to his feet and shoved Moss, which made both Tommy Moss and the elevated Crow to the mat... Dewey Pond picked the one who looked more damaged, who was at this point, Crow... Dewey Pond went into the cover on Crow and the referee began counting... (One... Two... Thre...) Tommy Moss kicked Dewey Pond in the side, breaking up the count.)

Jerry Lawler: It appears that Dewey Pond used his brain to pick out the most hurt one...

Kris Gaffney: Leading one to believe that it would work.

Jim Ross: What's your problem with Dewey Pond?

Kris Gaffney: Problem? I think that Dewey Pond is a fine young man... *Chuckled*

(Tommy Moss picked Dewey Pond up and hit him with a vertical suplex and slowly climbed to the top rope... Dewey Pond got to his feet in time and began punching Tommy Moss in the head, he climbed to the second turnbuckle and began doing so until Tommy Moss lost some of his balance, and set him up for a top rope suplex. Just as Dewey Pond got Moss halfway up, about ready to get the suplex executed, Crow leaped up and began punching Dewey Pond in the back. Dewey Pond was forced to drop Tommy Moss, who threw Pond into Crow and they both went down... Tommy Moss leaped from the top rope, but hit the mat canvas instead of one of his opponents as both Dewey Pond and Crow rolled out of the way... Dewey Pond tried taking advantage of the situation and went into the cover on Tommy Moss... The referee began counting... (One... Two... Thre...) Crow pulled Dewey Pond off of Moss and went into the cover himself... (One... Two... Thr) Dewey Pond did the same to Crow and the two men got up and stared each other down.)

Kris Gaffney: *In a western voice* Showdown at the ol' mill as them boys Dewey Pond and Crow get ready to blow each other's heads off.

Jim Ross: Must it always be a joke with you?

Kris Gaffney: Must it always be so serious with you?

Jerry Lawler: Gaffney- 1, J.R- 0... J.R is now owned!

(The two men began throwing punches at each other... Crow was the first to counter and he took it to his advantage... He Irish whipped Dewey Pond and when Pond came back, he hit him with a hard DDT...Crow waits for Dewey Pond to get up to his feet. Dewey Pond stumbles up to his feet. Crow lifts up Dewey Pond, and goes for his finisher. But Dewey Pond slides out of the back, and Crow crack heads with Tommy Moss. Crow falls out of the ring, and Tommy Moss stumbles around, right into the waiting Dewey Pond hits the Dew Drop on Tommy Moss. The ref counts 1……………..2…………….3!]

JR-That mis-cue by Tommy Moss and Crow cost them the match.

King-Wrong place, wrong time I guess…

("Turn the Page" blasts on the PA system as Chris X walks to the ring with Lizzy.)

King-Ever noticed there has been a lot of Metallica themes lately?

Kris Gaffney-Napster BAD!

JR-…….

("Through the fire and flames" blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks to the ring.)

JR-Both of these wrestlers are heavily involved with the Extreme championship.

King- Although Troy hasn't gotten a cane yet.

Kris Gaffney-Well, it's just to try to prove X-Cold wrong.

[Chris X and Troy Gafgen stay in their opposite corners as the bell rings. But suddenly they stop as something from the entrance. X-Cold, Scott Tazte, and Firestorm walk out on the stage. Then stand there.]

JR-This is the second time the Organization has watched a match.

King-Wonder why that is.

Kris Gaffney-Seems they'll tell us when their good and ready. Although, Troy and the Organization do have a problem with each other…so…

[ Chris X and Troy Gafgen shake off the presense on the stage, and decide to focus on the match for now. Chris X and Troy comes out of the corner. Chris X look for a way to get by Troy Gafgen, but as stands ready Troy Gafgen closes the gap, and finally he takes a swing at Chris X. Chris X ducks under, and Troy Gafgen is now in the corner Chris X hits a few fists to the face of Troy Gafgen, but Troy Gafgen blocks one, and grabs Chris X by the throat, and throws him into the corner. Troy Gafgen hits a few body blows to the body of Chris X, Troy Gafgen tries to whip Chris X into the opposite side of the ring, but it's reversed by Chris X. But this reverse is blocked by Troy Gafgen who puts the breaks, and pulls Chris X into him going for a short arm clothesline. But it's ducked under by Chris X, Chris X finds himself in the corner once again. Troy Gafgen turns around, and charges at Chris X in a rage. Chris X is able to counter with a drop kick to the leg of Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen goes hard into the top turnbuckle. Troy Gafgen stumbles around, and right into Chris X who hits a quick kick into the gut that doubles over Troy Gafgen. Chris X runs to the ropes, and hits a million dollar knee lift that sends Troy Gafgen into the corner. Chris X takes a few steps backwards, and then hits a clothesline in the corner that stuns Troy Gafgen. Chris X once again goes for the clothesline in the corner that he tried for earlier in this match, but it's once again reversed and Chris X hits hard into the corner. Troy Gafgen charges into the corner, but Chris X hits a boot to the face of Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen back up stunned, and Chris X pulls himself up to the second turnbuckle. He measures up on Troy Gafgen, and hits a flipping neck breaker on Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen hits hard on the mat. Chris X goes into the cover, and gets the 1…………….2……………..Troy Gafgen kicks out with authority. Chris X flies out of the ring, and looks up from the arena floor in amazement. He grabs his cane, but as he's doing that Troy Gafgen grabs Chris X by the hair, and brings him up to the apron. As he does that Chris X turns around, and nails Troy Gafgen with a hard cane shot that puts down Troy Gafgen.]

JR-You knew it wouldn't take too long for Chris X to use cane.

King-I found my own on the Internet.

Kris Gaffney-Damn it…it's because you saw me ordering my own…

[Chris X seems to enjoy the damage he just caused to Troy Gafgen, so he climbs up to the top rope, and measures up Troy Gafgen's head. Chris X leaps off of the ropes intent on knocking out Troy Gafgen with this cane shot. But Troy Gafgen blocks the cane shot, and then Troy Gafgen grabs the cane from Chris X, and Chris X turns around into a cane shot to the gut. Troy Gafgen then smashes the cane on the back of Chris X. Chris X goes down to the mat, and Troy Gafgen takes the cane and throws it out of the ring as it's pretty much wore out anyways. Troy Gafgen takes a few moments to rest up from the beating that he's gotten so far. Just as he pays attention once again, Chris X charges at him, but Troy Gafgen is able to put Chris X in a bear hug, and then drives Chris X into the corner. Troy Gafgen hits a few shoulder blocks into the gut, this stuns Chris X. Troy Gafgen pulls Chris X out of the corner. Troy Gafgen whips Chris X, Chris X bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Chris X, and Chris X goes to the opposite side of the ring, and bounces off of the ropes. Chris X then gets hit with a big boot to the face by Troy Gafgen. Chris X goes down to the mat, and slowly gets up to his feet dazed, Troy Gafgen holds up his hand ready himself for what seems to be a chokeslam. Chris X gets up to his feet, and turns around right into Troy Gafgen grab Chris X around the throat, lifts him up, and drives him down to the mat with a choke slam. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover, and gets a 1…………………….2………………kick out by Chris X.]

JR-Troy Gafgen almost got the win right there.

King-He's going to have to do a lot better than that…

[Troy Gafgen pulls up Chris X, and puts Chris X over his shoulder. Chris X struggles, and falls behind Troy Gafgen. Chris X kicks Troy Gafgen in the gut, and goes for the Outshiner, but it's pushed off, Chris X bounces off of the ropes. But Chad Vargas reaches into the ring, and trips up Chris X. Chris X falls down, and gets up and turns around, and Troy Gafgen goes for the Crack of Dawn….WHICH IS BLOCKED, and turned into a jack knife cover by Chris X for the 1……………………..2…………………….3!]

JR-amazing counter by Chris X.

King-Seems Chad doesn't think so..

[Chad Vargas slides into the ring, as Chris X is getting up, and spears him down, and fires fists to the face. Which is reversed by Chris X, and the brawl continues as officials pour down, we go to commercial, and come back]

(note: If I got this wrong, let me know...I couldn't quite find anything. Also hopefully what I remember about the match after this is what every one remembers.)

Scene: "MVP" begins to play over the PA system of the EMF arena. The crowd jumps to their feet and begins to cheer. Montel Vontavious Porter walks out from behind the curtains. Eve Torres is right next to him holding onto his left arm. MVP is wearing a black suit, black shade, and has Money in the Bank briefcase in hand. Eve is wearing a black dress that cuts off by the knees. She is wearing MVP's jewelry around her neck. The two walk down the ramp and make their way into the ring. MVP being a gentleman holds the ropes for Eve to enter. The men of the crowd whistle while she bends over to get in. MVP looks around at the fans making a face of "don't look at women." He enters the ring himself, and he picks up the microphone that is on his couch. There is another microphone of the couch next to his. Eve takes a seat next to where MVP would be sitting. He is still standing with briefcase in hand. The music cuts off.

Montel Vontavious Porter: Welcome to the VIP Lounge! If you don't know by now, I'm MVP! I'm your host of the VIP Lounge. If you didn't catch Hell on Earth, well then you are looking at your new Money in the Bank winner! That is right, MVP is Mr. Money in the Bank, but you can't stay I didn't tell you. I sat here and told everyone that no one was going to stop me. I was on a mission, and that I wanted this briefcase. That is what I did. I won this bad boy, and now I'm on top of the World!

Scene: The crowd cheers; Eve claps for MVP. He looks back at her and smiles. He looks back towards the camera.

Montel Vontavious Porter: But that isn't the reason I am out here. I was pushed to the limit in my match. There was only two left standing at the end of the night. There were two of us in the ring when I pulled this bad boy down. The other man is Scott Tazte. I have a lot of respect for this guy, and I respect what he has done. He has carried the EMF on his back, and brought it to the promise land. He is a former World Champion, and he is two more title away from being a Grand Slam. He is also my next guest here on the VIP Lounge. Please welcome Scott Tazte!

Scene: 'Firebreather' begins to play over the PA system as the crowd has a mixed reaction. From out of the back walks 'The Equalizer' Scott Tazte in his ring attire consisting of a black sleeveless t-shirt that reads in bold white font 'Taztify', his black and red tights, red knee pads, black boots, wrists taped, and eye black underneath his eyes. He points towards the crowd as he walks on down to the ring, high fiving a few of the fans along the way. Tazte finally reaches the ring as he walks up the steel steps and climbs between the ropes as he enters into the ring. He's tossed a microphone via one of the ringside staff. The music fades as the crowd slowly begins to quiet down. Tazte runs his left hand through his newly cut red dyed hair. Tazte raises the mic up.

Scott Tazte: Thanks for having me come out here and be a guest on your VIP lounge. First and foremost, as the professional that I am, I will say congratulations on following through becoming this year's Money in the Bank winner. I had my doubts, I'll be honest. Yet, I can say this much now. I respect you.

Scene: Tazte reaches out towards MVP offering to shake his hand. MVP reaches out and shakes Tazte’s hand. The crowd cheers for the respect shown in the ring. MVP offers a seat to Tazte while he takes on. Tazte sits down as well. Montel Vontavious Porter: Thank you for the respect. You know, it means a lot to me hearing that. Coming into the EMF and trying to be the best wrestler here…You need the respect from the older guys. But this show is about you. So let’s start asking some questions. What is next for you Scott?

Scott Tazte: What's next for myself. Well, that's a fair question to ask. See, I think I opened quite a few eyes at Hell on Earth, perhaps silenced the nay sayers who keep persisting that I'm over the hill. That I should call it quits. That said I think people know that The Organization, myself included, is a far ways off from where we need to be. Where the EMF needs us to be. There are quite a few people whom have yet to learn why there's the veterans and then themselves... the rookies, the ungrateful destructive cancer in the EMF. To make it simple MVP, I'd love to see myself become Intercontinental champion here in the EMF, but that's out of my hands. I'm just going to keep doing what I've been doing and restore some order around here in the EMF. One match at a time.

MVP: Who are some people you would like to see in this ring?

Scene: Scott Tazte rubs his chin as he looks to be thinking hard about it. He raises his index finger on his right hand as he gives a swift response.

Scott Tazte: Vampire Christ would get the nod. I mean talk about a nobody waltzing in and somehow stealing away the belt that hands a notch below the world title. I mean come on! That right there sets a bad example to these new guys in the back just breaking into the business. That there's no work required... that there's no point in giving it your all. That's a guy I'd like to put back in his place.

Scene: Tazte paces back and forth a little bit.

Scott Tazte: After Count Chocula, I'd say the next guy... in the ring is known by the fans of the EMF as (hand air quote) 'The X-Factor' Dan Godwin. (Few cheers from the crowd are heard.) That's a guy I'd like to step toe to toe once again. Doesn't need to be for the world strap, it's not about that. What this is about is the fact that I think his ego is an iceberg and it's sinking the EMF ship. See, I think I can slice him a chunk of humble pie and serve it to him. Yeah, he's beaten me before, but I've beaten him quite a bit. See, rather than be a rookie. I'm not worried about a world title shot now, if it happens it happens. Next I'd have to say Troy Gafgen, Ravage. Those two, are perhaps the biggets mockeries within the EMF. Gafgen has crossed the line with remarks, actions. He's a driving force behind why The Organization has returned. Ravage, was an innocent victim in all of this really. Yet he turns around and opens his mouth as to think he's a someone. To think he's better than us even if we did lay the beat down on him while sending just one message. One simple clear cut message that we do NOT tolerate people stepping out of line. Ravage, stepped out of line.

Scene: Tazte stops pacing for a moment.

Scott Tazte: There's one more person on the list of people I'd like to fight. You know this person very well MVP.

Scene: MVP looks at Tazte with a confused look.

MVP: Who would that be?

Scene: Tazte points at MVP. A rather medium sized pop from the crowd is heard. A dismal chant of 'Fight right now' can be heard. Tazte looks around confused slightly by it. Tazte just shakes his head and continues speaking.

Scott Tazte: See, I figured it we brought the house with quite a few other meat cakes waltzing around in the ring, perhaps an MVP vs. Tazte straight up old school singles match... might do it one better. I mean, think about it. It gives you the chance to perhaps boast that you one on one beat a hall of famer, former world champ one on one. I mean, take it for what it's worth a money in the bank match is just nothing like a one on one match. As for what it would mean to me. To me, it presents a challenge, the man who holds the proverbial golden ticket to a world title shot.

Scene: MVP smiles at the words of Tazte. He stands up and he smiles.

Montel Vontavious Porter: You know what...I can dig that. A Scott Tazte Vs MVP, that sounds like...

Scene: Cutting MVP off is the song "Gifted." playing over the speakers. The crowd gets quiet and looks towards the ramp. MVP looks pissed off being cut off. Two young guys stand at the top of the ramp. One is a white guy who has red hair, a white t-shirt on, tight blue jeans, and white shoes. The other guy is a black guy wearing a blue shirt, tight blue jeans, and blue shoes. They have microphones in hands. The guy in blue shirt starts to speak.

Ringo Striker: Allow me to introduce us...I'm Ringo Striker and this is Owen Roth.

Owen Roth: We are the Cool Kids on the Block, and we are the newest members of the EMF.

MVP: Who the hell are you to come out here while my show is going on?!

Owen Roth: Don't worry about it MVP. We aren't out here for you. We are here for Mr. Tazte.

Scene: Tazte looks around with a confused look on his face. He slowly raises his microphone as he glances towards MVP a little bit baffled.

Scott Tazte: I'm afraid I didn't order any pizzas. I don't know what kind of business you two could have with myself. Do tell though.

Scene: The Cool Kids on the Block laugh to each other.

Ringo Striker: I heard with age comes wit, and you showed it there...But let's be honest Tazte. What are you doing? Why are you still HERE? I know you had a good showing at the Money in the Bank match, but look who was in there. Half those guys were in matches before.

Owen Roth: We are youth...We are both 21. We are the new age of wrestling. It is time for you to go.

Scene: Tazte laughs to himself.

Scott Tazte: Twenty one years old, just old enough to drink beer in the States. That's adorable. I like how you two are so out there, I mean let's look at it first, those tight blue jeans... come on, what is that? It's like you two are marching in EMF version of a San Francisco flaming parade. See, at twenty years of age I already was wrestling in this federation. Fast forward, I'm only twenty eight years old. So before you go calling me old man, perhaps you fools best recognize, that this old man can gladly oblige and step up outta dis herre ring and candy coat both of you beat red via my fists.

Scene: Tazte paces a little and then stops. Pointing towards The Cool Kids on the Block.

Scott Tazte: See, instead of rudely interrupting MVP and myself here with crying that I should hang them up. You should be thanking me for displaying what wrestling is all about, laying it all on the line. Yet nope, we got two more dumb founded rookies looking for a piece of fame. At least you know where to look because as far as I see fit, I'm the most experience, well versed active wrestler in this federation. So before you kids, hey at least you got something right with the name, fire back yapping perhaps you should turn around... walk back behind the curtain, and think long and hard about the road you are trying to come down. Trust me, you two don't want a piece of The Equalizer.

Scene: Ringo and Owen act as they are scared. They look at each other then look back at Tazte.

Ringo Striker: I know you don't understand what style is, but that is what we have. We are stylin' if you like it or not. But the question is Tazte...Do you know what YOU are getting into? We know what you are about, but you have no idea what we can do. If you aren't careful...You can end up in a wheel chair.

Scene: Tazte does a sarcastic motion that he's scared.

Scott Tazte: Ringo... Star was it? Striker... whatever. If you want to talk about Style I suggest you take a look in the mirror with your skin tight jeans. That said, yeah I don't know what you two are capable of. Last time I checked. There's one of me, two of you. I mean, yeah a wheel chair, I'm a wrestler. I've been in them before. Yet here I am today, standing, walking, talking, and most importantly of all Taztifying the masses nearly a decade later. See, being the professional that I am... I would gladly invite you two kiddies down to the ring so I can take both of you to school, but that wouldn't be kind now would it? Granted I'm not much for tag team wrestling, but I like a good challenge.

Scene: Tazte steps in between the ropes, hops down off the ring and begins to slowly walk towards The Cool Kids on the Block. The crowd cheers.

Scott Tazte: Perhaps I should be kind and bring it to you? Who wants the first lesson? Owen, you look like your eager...

Scene: The Cool Kids look at each other for a second. They both drop their microphones and begin to walk down the ramp. MVP slides out the ring, and he sides with Tazte. The Cool Kids stop for a second, and the crowd jumps to their feet. Both teams start to make their way to each other, but security rushes out to break it up.

Scott Tazte: That's fine, we'll have a wall of pudgy security guards between us for the time being, but trust me kids... you came knocking, you want trouble. You'll have plenty on your plate before you know it.

Scene: The scene ends with the Cool Kids being shoved into the back by security.

("Pain" blasts on the PA system as Kevin Bourne walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR- Last week Randy Evans took out Ricky Ramon.

King-I'm guessing Kevin didn't like that.

Kris Gaffney-Guess not…

("Welcome to Heartbreak" blasts on the PA system as Randy Evans walks to the ring along with Melina, he slowly steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This man seems to be driven by hate.

King-He's a member of the Other World?

Kris Gaffney-…not sure, better ask Amy.

[Randy Evans and Kevin Bourne face off in the middle of the ring, and Kevin Bourne starts off with a slap to the face of Randy Evans. Randy Evans turns his head, Kevin Bourne takes down Randy Evans with a double leg take down. Kevin Bourne hits a few fists to the face of Randy Evans, Randy Evans pushes Kevin Bourne off to stop the mounted punches. Kevin Bourne falls backwards, and gets up by the ropes, and climbs up to this feet Randy Evans stumbles up to his feet, holding his face. Randy Evans see's Kevin Bourne getting up, and gets angry. Randy Evans runs at Kevin Bourne out of rage, which allows Kevin Bourne to easily hit a back body drop that sends Randy Evans flying over the top rope, and crashing into the mat around ring side. Kevin Bourne takes a few moments to rest up, and back off as Randy Evans still determined gets up on the apron, and Kevin Bourne hits a baseball slide to the legs of Randy Evans that takes out his base out from underneath him. Randy Evans falls down, and hits his face on the apron. He goes down to the mat in pain. Kevin Bourne takes his time to measure up as Randy Evans slowly gets up to his feet. Kevin Bourne runs to the ropes, bounces off of the ropes, and leaps through the ropes, and nails a suicide dive on Randy Evans that takes him down, both wrestlers are down on the mat, Randy Evans and Kevin Bourne get up with the help of each other, Randy Evans tries to go for the tragedy. But it's countered by Kevin Bourne who pushes Randy Evans off of the move, and Randy Evans stumbles forward and smashes his knee's into the steel steps, and Randy Evans falls over the steps. Randy Evans holds his legs in pain, and Kevin Bourne closes the gap, and pulls up Randy Evans, and brings him over to the announcers table, and smashes Randy Evans head on the announcers table. Randy Evans' head bounces off of the table, and he tries to stumble away from from Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne comes up from behind Randy Evans, and throws him into the ring. Kevin Bourne climbs up on the apron, and climbs up to the top rope. He waits for Randy Evans to get up to his feet.]

JR-Kevin Bourne seems determined to get some measure of revenge for his teammate.

King-Well someone has to.

Kris Gaffney-…you sure? When someone attacked my teammate, I just hid in a pile of coats, and that turned out alright.

[Randy Evans gets up to his feet, and Kevin Bourne leaps off of the top rope, but Randy Evans counters this move with a drop kick that connects on Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne goes down to the mat in pain, and Randy Evans is able to take this time to rest up. Kevin Bourne and Randy Evans get up close to each other, Kevin Bourne is able to throw a fist to the face of Randy Evans, but it's blocked by Randy Evans, and Randy Evans hits a fist that knocks down Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne stumbles up fairly quickly, and Randy Evans hits a European upper cut that sends Kevin Bourne down to the mat once again. Randy Evans gets up to his feet stunned. Kevin Bourne stumbles towards Randy Evans, and Randy Evans picks up Kevin Bourne and hits a body slam around the middle of the ring. Once Randy Evans is sure he's where he wants him to be, Randy Evans goes to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes Randy Evans hits a knee drop to the face of Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne rolls away holding his face, and goes into the corner. Randy Evans takes this time to rest up the rest of the way up, and while allowing Kevin Bourne to get up to his feet. Randy Evans closes the gap, and hits a few fists to the face of Kevin Bourne in the corner. Randy Evans whips Kevin Bourne into the opposite corner, and Kevin Bourne crashes into the corner. Kevin Bourne stumbles out of the corner, and Randy Evans hits an arm drag into an arm bar. The ref asks Kevin Bourne for whatever reason he might want to give this up, obviously Kevin Bourne refuses, and decides to look for a way out of this move, but before he can get up. Randy Evans puts Kevin Bourne's arm on the mat, and hits a few knee drops into the arm of Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne is in pain, Randy Evans puts on the arm bar once again, and Kevin Bourne finally starts to get up to his feet, and finally gets up fully to his feet. Kevin Bourne looks for a way to counter this move, but can't find anything that Randy Evans is giving up. Kevin Bourne backs Randy Evans to the ropes, and whips him off of the ropes. Randy Evans bounces off of the ropes. Kevin Bourne goes for a standing clothesline, but it's ducked under. Randy Evans hits a 3.0 back breaker.]

King-Mike Sanders is very happy somewhere.

Kris Gaffney-The Above Average one still lives on.

[Randy Evans waits for Kevin Bourne to get up to his feet, and Randy Evans goes for the tragedy, but it's counters by Kevin Bourne pushing off Randy Evans. Randy Evans falls into the corner. He stumbles backwards right into the waiting Kevin Bourne who goes for check mate, but it's countered by Randy Evans spinning out into a roll up for a 1…….2……..Randy Evans puts his feet on the ropes……..3!]

JR-Randy Evans just cheated to get out of that match.

King-Hey, what have I always said…cheat at all cost!

Kris Gaffney-Nice lesson for the kids out there.

King-They have to learn sometime…

(Randy Evans slide out of the ring, and looks like he's suffering the effects of a hard match as he stumbles up the ramp with Melina as Shockwave goes off the air.)