EMF: Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen.) (We open up this edition of Saturday Shockwave as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. The lights turn on and fans yell, and wave their signs. The camera scans the crowd a few times. Finally the camera displays the location information. We go into one final shot of the crowd as the commentators begin to speak.) JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from Miami, Florida. Hello, and welcome everyone to Saturday Shockwave. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King-Tonight we find out who the number one contender to the World Championship is as 4 former World Champions face off in a Fatal Four Way. Kris Gaffney-It should be an intense match as all four of them will want the ability to attempt to be World Champion once again. JR-Let’s get this night started with the opening match of the night. (“ultimate countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage. He nods to the crowd, does the “Yes” taunt down to the ring. He steps inside of the ring. JR-Daniel Bryan talent is undeniable. King-The real question whether or not he can put it together. Asp walks down the aisle to the ring The crowd members to take notice of Asp walking down towards the ring…and gives a cheer JR-At Hell on Earth, Asp survived the Hell on Earth career match. King- The only thing is if he can save his career past that Kris Gaffney-That’s always the question for the survivor of the career vs. career match. [Daniel Bryan and Asp stand in the middle of the ring as the bell rings. They throw fists to the face, it seemed like Asp is winning as he’s able to string together a few of the punches. Daniel Bryan is able to duck under, and Daniel Bryan hits a kick to the side of the head. Asp falls against the ropes. Daniel Bryan hits a few forearm shots to the face against the ropes. Daniel Bryan whips Asp to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Daniel Bryan goes for a standing clothesline, but he ducks under, and he continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the other side of the ring. Daniel Bryan takes down Asp with a leg lariat that puts down Asp. Asp is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet dazed, Daniel Bryan kicks Asp in the gut, and he connects with a snap suplex that puts down Asp. Asp still gets up fairly fast, but Daniel Bryan is able to counter it with a german suplex with a bridge. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2..KICK OUT by Asp. Daniel Bryan waits for to see what Asp does. Asp gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he goes into the corner. Daniel Bryan runs towards the corner, and he connects with a running drop kick to the face in the corner. Daniel Bryan allows Asp to drop out of the corner.] JR-Asp attempted to out fight Daniel Bryan, but Daniel Bryan was too fast for him. King-Think he’s dreaming of facing Retired X again? Kris Gaffney-Na…no one wants to remember him. [Daniel Bryan goes into the corner, and he does the “Yes” taunt waiting for Asp to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. He runs at Asp, but Asp is able to counter with a scoop power slam. Asp from there goes into the cover. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2……..KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan!!] JR-Almost three. King-Maybe beating Retired X meant more than we thought. Kris Gaffney-There’s a shock… [Asp picks up Daniel Bryan, and he runs to the ropes, but as he comes off of the ropes. Daniel Bryan hooks the arm, and Daniel Bryan drives down Asp to the mat. Daniel Bryan hooks on to the No Lock on Asp. Asp taps out. Daniel Bryan wins via submission.] JR-Daniel Bryan gets the victory!! King-Guess not. (“Recognition” blasts on the PA system as Charlotte Flair walks out on the stage, she spins around on the stage. She continues down to the ring. She steps inside of the ring.) JR-This match was started last week after Jesica Cole-Mann got involved in the Jordyn Jade match. King-Although this match does have the approval of Alyssa Ouellett. Kris Gaffney-Somewhat…but hey, close enough. (“Find the real” blasts on the PA system. Jesica Cole-Mann steps on the stage. She looks annoyed as the crowd boos. She points out random women who she claims to have fake boobs, and she’s better then, she enters the ring.) JR-Jesica’s mission is…odd… King-Is it though? Kris Gaffney-I think I’ve seen it…just with something else… [JCM slides into the ring, but Charlotte doesn’t seem to want to wait as she takes down JCM with a double leg take down. Charlotte hits a few fists to the face. The ref argues as the bell rings. Charlotte gets up and she gets in the ref’s face as the ref argues back. JCM tries to sneak up on Charlotte Flair. But Charlotte Flair is ready as she hits a knife edge chop to the chest as JCM runs at her which puts her down on the mat. JCM goes down clutching her chest. JCM gets picked up, and Charlotte Flair hits a knee lift into the gut that doubles over JCM. JCM gets whipped to the ropes. Charlotte Flair bounces off of the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes. JCM gets hit with a back elbow to the face. Charlotte Flair takes her time waiting for JCM to get up to her feet. Charlotte Flair seeing that JCM is getting up runs to the ropes, she bounces off of the ropes, but she continues to the other side of the ring, she bounces off of that side, but continues and bounces off of the other side as JCM is up to her feet. And she gets creamed with a jumping spear by Charlotte with extra momentum. Charlotte Flair goes for the pin. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…..Charlotte Flair lifts up JCM as seemly she doesn’t want to pin her yet. Charlotte Flair hits a few fists to the face of JCM.] JR-Charlotte needs to be careful here, or she might be DQed. King-I don’t know if she cares. Kris Gaffney-I think she does. [Charlotte Flair stops as the ref is getting annoying. JCM rolls away into the corner. JCM is having issues getting up as Charlotte Flair measures up on JCM. Charlotte Flair runs towards the corner, but at the last moment JCM is able to move out of the way, and she throws her into the ring post. Charlotte Flair crashes into the ring post. Charlotte Flair pulls herself out of the corner. JCM runs towards Charlotte Flair, and she connects with a front drop kick that sends Charlotte Flair on the second rope. Jesica Cole-Mann pulls Charlotte Flair through the ropes, and she starts to club her chest as she screams and yells “STUPID PLASTIC CRAP” to complete the Standard Plastic Crap. Charlotte is now holding her chest. Jesica Cole-Mann waits for Charlotte Flair to get up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet. Jesica Cole-Mann fires and connects with a forearm and then a few more, she tries to whip her to the ropes. Jesica Cole-Mann whip gets reversed by Charlotte Flair. Jesica bonces off of the ropes. Charlotte lowers her head, but Jesica Cole-Mann connects with a running DDT!! Jesica doesn’t seem to be happy.] JR-It looks like Jesica might be going for the Better Than You. King-This won’t be pretty. Kris Gaffney-Neither will the mess it’ll leave… [Jesica climbs up to the top rope, and she measures up, and she screams in frustration as she aims for the chest of Charlotte with her feet as she fly’s through the air, but at the last moment Charlotte moves out of the way!! Jesica lands, she stumbles a few moments as she seems to have jammed her legs. Charlotte Flair double leg takes down JCM. Charlotte Flair twist her leg, she stops to yell something at JCM. JCM counters by grabbing Charlotte’s head, and puts her into a small package pinning combination. The ref counts 1………………2………..KICK OUT by Charlotte Flair. JCM rolls away, and she pulls herself up in the corner. Charlotte is up, and runs at JCM, but JCM counters with a double boot to the face that drops Charlotte. JCM stacks Charlotte on her shoulders for a stacked pinning combination. The ref goes into position to make the count 1…………2..JCM puts her feet on the ropes……3!!] JR-Jesica steals this one!! King-That’s not going to please many people. JR-We are about to begin the very unique match of a Juice Bar Brawl. King-Certainly the Melon Gods said this match should happen. Kris Gaffney-Kenny Omegrape certainly seemed to approve of this match. [The camera’s go to the EMF tron that lights up with the scene with Tony Ikeda walking into an empty Juice Bar. He seems like he’s waiting for his opponent Kenny Omegrape. Tony Ikeda seems to be growing impatient then from out of the grapes Kenny Omegrape rises up with two oranges, and he smashes them on his face. Kenny Omegrape stands up in the fruit as Tony Ikeda staggers backwards. Kenny Omegrape hits a missile drop kick on Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda is slow to get up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape grabs Tony Ikeda and he pulls him the rest of the way up to his feet. Tony Ikeda gets lifted up to his feet, and he gets smashed on a table. Kenny Omegrape stands on the table, and he drops a leg across the back of Tony Ikeda. Kenny Omegrape pushes Tony Ikeda off, and he goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2……KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda!! Tony Ikeda is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape pegs Tony Ikeda with an apple, and then another one. Kenny Omegrape grabs Tony Ikeda, and then he sets him up into a vertical suplex position, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a front slam on the front counter. Kenny Omegrape brings Tony Ikeda over the corner, and he hooks him, and drops Tony Ikeda into a elevated DDT off of the counter. Kenny Omegrape pushes Tony Ikeda on to his back. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2……KICK OUT!!] JR-Kick out by Tony Ikeda. King-This wouldn’t be good for Badd Blends if he lost. Kris Gaffney-Sure that’s not how the Melon Club view it. King-True…they view it that it’s already doomed. [Kenny Omegrape brings Tony Ikeda to the cash register, but it’s reversed and Tony Ikeda hits Kenny Omegrape head into the cash register again and again and again until it says “No sale”. Tony Ikeda grabs the cash register, and he waits for Kenny Omegrape to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, Tony ikeda smashes Kenny Omegrape with the cash register. Kenny Omegrape goes down. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……2…KICK OUT by Kenny Omegrape.] JR-Tony Ikeda almost got the pin there. King-It was never in doubt, because his fruit suck. [Tony Ikeda picks up Kenny Omegrape and he hooks him for the full nelson. But as he goes for the full nelson suplex. Kenny Omegrape is able to overrotate. Tony Ikeda turns around and he gets blasted with fruit juice. Tony Ikeda is blinded. Kenny Omegrape hooks Tony, and drops him with the Geese Lightning. Tony Ikeda is down. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2………..3!!] JR-Kenny Omegrape gets the victory. King-That’s a win that the Melon Gods had to give!! Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage. JR-Ricky Vegas and the Wretched Nobody have faced before. King-Ricky Vegas was able to score a big upset. Kris Gaffney-Regardless of that…I think Ricky knows what sort of a fight the Wretched Nobody is able to give. We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays. Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves! Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere with Azar Vulcan walking behind him. Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the Five Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY! Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner. JR-Speaking of which here comes the World Heavyweight Champion. King-And I’m certain that he hasn’t forgotten. Kris Gaffney-If he hasn’t forgotten, I’m certain that Grace hasn’t forgotten. King-And if Ricky Vegas doesn’t remember, I’m sure he’ll beat it into his head…then out of it. [Ricky Vegas and the Wretched Nobody throw fists to the face. Ricky Vegas is able to take down the Wretched Nobody with a double leg take down, and he tries to go for the Blackjack, but it’s countered by the Wretched Nobody kicking Ricky Vegas down on the mat. Ricky Vegas gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. He runs at the Wretched Nobody, but the Wretched Nobody is able to take down Ricky Vegas with a hard shoulder block. The Wretched Nobody waits for Ricky Vegas to get up to his feet, and he grabs his arm, and he connects with a shoulder block, and then another one, and then another one. The Wretched Nobody brings Ricky Vegas towards him. The Wretched Nobody grabs him around the throat, and he hurls him over the top rope, and he goes crashing down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody climb out of the ring, and he goes over to where Ricky Vegas is. The Wretched Nobody brings him up, and he lifts him up over his head with a military press, and then he drops him face first into the announcers table. Ricky Vegas staggers away. He falls against the ring steps in a seated position. The Wretched Nobody attempts to go for a trephination on Ricky Vegas, but Ricky moves out of the way, and instead the base of the steel steps go flying off. The Wretched Nobody doesn’t seem to be too pleased however.] JR-Ricky Vegas might have saved his career. King-And beyond. Kris Gaffney-Yeah…can’t imagine his head being sandwich between a trephination and the steps. King-Wretch could. [It seems like the Wretched Nobody isn’t done with attacking Ricky Vegas. He hits a knee lift into the gut that doubles him over. The Wretched Nobody sets him up for a power bomb on the base of the steel steps, but Ricky Vegas is able to counter with a back body drop that sends The Wretched Nobody back first into the steel steps. The Wretched Nobody staggers away, Ricky Vegas pushes him forward, and the Wretched Nobody hits into the ring post. Ricky Vegas takes a few moments to rest up, while he’s doing that he looks under the ring. Ricky Vegas brings out a table. Ricky Vegas sets it up in the corner. Ricky Vegas see’s the Wretched Nobody rolling into the ring. Ricky Vegas waits for the Wretched Nobody to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Ricky Vegas hits a few fists to the face of the Wretched Nobody. Ricky Vegas attempts to throw the Wretched Nobody into the table, but the Wretched Nobody is able to block it, and he connects with a back elbow to Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas staggers backwards. The Wretched Nobody goes for the trephination again. Ricky Vegas ducks under. He hits a jab (One), another jab (two), another jab (three), another jab (four), another jab (five), another jab (six), and finally one big final blow to the head (seven) to complete the crap shoot.] JR-The Extreme Champion is making a come back. King-I would hope so, this is supposed to be his match. Kris Gaffney-Considering it’s Wretch…I don’t think he’s uncomfortable in a hardcore match. King-True. [The Wretched Nobody falls back to the ropes, and he stumbles forward as the ropes bounces off, and Ricky Vegas takes down The Wretched Nobody, and he tries to turn him for the Black Jack, and even does for a few seconds before The Wretched Nobody uses his power to turn back, and he kicks him off. Which just so happens to send Ricky Vegas into the corner with the table. Ricky Vegas breaks the table. In pain he stumbles out of the corner, and he gets floored with the trephination. Ricky is down. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2………….3!!] JR-The Wretched Nobody had a fight on his hands, but he was able to find the moment to get the victory. King-Their 1-1 it would seem. (“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-Zack Ryder is a grand slam champion, but he’s looking to once again get back to the World Championship race. Kris Gaffney-This is a good way to start. King-That’s the idea.. (“Judas” blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks out on the stage as AJ Lee skips around Troy Gafgen. Troy enters the ring. As the lights go out in the arena, The State of Massachusettes cranks through the speakers. An orange spotlight illumiates the top of the ramp, highlighting the figure of Tommy Malone gives the crowd their first glimpse of the Irish Renegade. Standing with his back toward the ring, Tommy is wearing a black leather jacket that has the Irish Flag spray painted on the back of it, his arms out toward his side, thumb and finger sticking out in a gun like gesture. Tommy turns around and makes his way toward the ring, a slightly cocky strut. Covering the bottom have of his face is a custume made Irish flag with "Real IRA" painted on the mask. Malone reaches the ring, jumping up on the apron and looking around the arena at the crowd. With a swooping jump Tommy launches himself over the top rope into the ring, heading right for the turnbuckle where he climbs it and points finger guns out toward the crowd. JR-Both of these men are recent World Champions. King-Both want to reclaim that belt. Kris Gaffney-AJ probably wants it more than either of them. (“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-A former World Heavyweight Champion himself. Walter is coming off of losing the IC Championship. I’m certain that he’d like to bounce back. King-Eh…he’ll bounce back when the Melon Gods said he will. Kris Gaffney-Always a good point. [Zack Ryder, Troy Gafgen, Tommy Malone, Walter Melon….and Ashley Irvine stand in ring. Ashley Irvine yells WATERMELON!! Ashley runs out as Walter Melon and Tommy Malone throw fists to the face. Troy Gafgen and Zack Ryder trade fists to the face. Zack Ryder is able to duck under one of the fists of Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen turns around, and he connects drop kick to the face of Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen falls backwards, and he falls over the middle rope. Troy Gafgen tries to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder sling shots himself over the top rope, but it’s caught by Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen attempts to throw him towards the ring post, but he is able to struggle out of the back. Zack Ryder pushes Troy Gafgen hard into the ring post. Zack Ryder throws him into the ring. Troy Gafgen rolls towards the middle of the irng. He gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder climbs up to the top rope, and he waits for Troy Gafgen to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a cross body block into a pinning attempt. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2…KICK OUT by Troy Gafgen!!] JR-Zack Ryder with the first pin attempt. King-It might have been too early. Kris Gaffney-But with the ability to break up pins, that’s what you got to do in this sort of match. [Tommy Malone grabs Zack Ryder and he throws him into the corner. Tommy Malone backs up, and he runs towards the corner, and he connects with a clothesline in the corner. Tommy Malone waits for Zack Ryder to stagger out of the corner Tommy Malone drops Zack Ryder with the Irish Stun Gun. Tommy Malone is able to attempt a pin. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..Walter Melon breaks up the cover with a stomp, and Tommy Malone gets up and he tries to attack Walter Melon. Walter Melon is able to duck under it, and he connects with a belly to back suplex that puts down Tommy Malone. Tommy Malone hits hard. Knowing that he probably can’t get the pin there. Walter Melon waits for Tommy Malone to get up. Walter Melon picks him up, and he drops him with a body slam.] JR-Walter Melon drops Tommy Malone with the body slam. He might be setting up for the fruit smash splash. Kris Gaffney-Think he’s going to hit it? King-If the Melon Gods say he will, he will. [Walter Melon climbs up to the top rope, but out of no where Troy jumps on the apron. Troy hits a chair shot to the back of Walter Melon. Troy pushes him off of the top rope to the outside of the ring. Walter Melon hits hard on the barricade face first. Troy Gafgen goes to the outside of the ring, and he waits for Walter Melon to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Troy Gafgen lifts up Walter Melon and he drives him into the ring post. Walter Melon falls down on the mat.] JR-Troy Gafgen seemed to want to get in the way of Walter. King-That’s how it was meant to happen. [Troy Gafgen slides into the ring and he stalks Zack Ryder. Troy goes for the mental maelstrom, which is blocked by Zack Ryder. Ryder counters with the Rough Ryder on Troy!! Troy Gafgen is down. Ryder goes into the cover on Troy. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2……..3!!] JR-Zack Ryder gets the victory!! King-The Wretched Nobody and Ryder have history, that should be very interesting. (Zack Ryder celebrates with the crowd as Shockwave goes off the air.)

EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen.)

(We open up this edition of Saturday Shockwave as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. The lights turn on and fans yell, and wave their signs. The camera scans the crowd a few times. Finally the camera displays the location information. We go into one final shot of the crowd as the commentators begin to speak.)

JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from Miami, Florida. Hello, and welcome everyone to Saturday Shockwave. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-Tonight we find out who the number one contender to the World Championship is as 4 former World Champions face off in a Fatal Four Way.

Kris Gaffney-It should be an intense match as all four of them will want the ability to attempt to be World Champion once again.

JR-Let’s get this night started with the opening match of the night.

(“ultimate countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage. He nods to the crowd, does the “Yes” taunt down to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.

JR-Daniel Bryan talent is undeniable.

King-The real question whether or not he can put it together.

Asp walks down the aisle to the ring The crowd members to take notice of Asp walking down towards the ring…and gives a cheer

JR-At Hell on Earth, Asp survived the Hell on Earth career match.

King- The only thing is if he can save his career past that

Kris Gaffney-That’s always the question for the survivor of the career vs. career match.

[Daniel Bryan and Asp stand in the middle of the ring as the bell rings. They throw fists to the face, it seemed like Asp is winning as he’s able to string together a few of the punches. Daniel Bryan is able to duck under, and Daniel Bryan hits a kick to the side of the head. Asp falls against the ropes. Daniel Bryan hits a few forearm shots to the face against the ropes. Daniel Bryan whips Asp to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Daniel Bryan goes for a standing clothesline, but he ducks under, and he continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the other side of the ring. Daniel Bryan takes down Asp with a leg lariat that puts down Asp. Asp is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet dazed, Daniel Bryan kicks Asp in the gut, and he connects with a snap suplex that puts down Asp. Asp still gets up fairly fast, but Daniel Bryan is able to counter it with a german suplex with a bridge. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2..KICK OUT by Asp. Daniel Bryan waits for to see what Asp does. Asp gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he goes into the corner. Daniel Bryan runs towards the corner, and he connects with a running drop kick to the face in the corner. Daniel Bryan allows Asp to drop out of the corner.]

JR-Asp attempted to out fight Daniel Bryan, but Daniel Bryan was too fast for him.

King-Think he’s dreaming of facing Retired X again?

Kris Gaffney-Na…no one wants to remember him.

[Daniel Bryan goes into the corner, and he does the “Yes” taunt waiting for Asp to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. He runs at Asp, but Asp is able to counter with a scoop power slam. Asp from there goes into the cover. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2……..KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan!!]

JR-Almost three.

King-Maybe beating Retired X meant more than we thought.

Kris Gaffney-There’s a shock…

[Asp picks up Daniel Bryan, and he runs to the ropes, but as he comes off of the ropes. Daniel Bryan hooks the arm, and Daniel Bryan drives down Asp to the mat. Daniel Bryan hooks on to the No Lock on Asp. Asp taps out. Daniel Bryan wins via submission.]

JR-Daniel Bryan gets the victory!!

King-Guess not.

(“Recognition” blasts on the PA system as Charlotte Flair walks out on the stage, she spins around on the stage. She continues down to the ring. She steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This match was started last week after Jesica Cole-Mann got involved in the Jordyn Jade match.

King-Although this match does have the approval of Alyssa Ouellett.

Kris Gaffney-Somewhat…but hey, close enough.

(“Find the real” blasts on the PA system. Jesica Cole-Mann steps on the stage. She looks annoyed as the crowd boos. She points out random women who she claims to have fake boobs, and she’s better then, she enters the ring.)

JR-Jesica’s mission is…odd…

King-Is it though?

Kris Gaffney-I think I’ve seen it…just with something else…

[JCM slides into the ring, but Charlotte doesn’t seem to want to wait as she takes down JCM with a double leg take down. Charlotte hits a few fists to the face. The ref argues as the bell rings. Charlotte gets up and she gets in the ref’s face as the ref argues back. JCM tries to sneak up on Charlotte Flair. But Charlotte Flair is ready as she hits a knife edge chop to the chest as JCM runs at her which puts her down on the mat. JCM goes down clutching her chest. JCM gets picked up, and Charlotte Flair hits a knee lift into the gut that doubles over JCM. JCM gets whipped to the ropes. Charlotte Flair bounces off of the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes. JCM gets hit with a back elbow to the face. Charlotte Flair takes her time waiting for JCM to get up to her feet. Charlotte Flair seeing that JCM is getting up runs to the ropes, she bounces off of the ropes, but she continues to the other side of the ring, she bounces off of that side, but continues and bounces off of the other side as JCM is up to her feet. And she gets creamed with a jumping spear by Charlotte with extra momentum. Charlotte Flair goes for the pin. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…..Charlotte Flair lifts up JCM as seemly she doesn’t want to pin her yet. Charlotte Flair hits a few fists to the face of JCM.]

JR-Charlotte needs to be careful here, or she might be DQed.

King-I don’t know if she cares.

Kris Gaffney-I think she does.

[Charlotte Flair stops as the ref is getting annoying. JCM rolls away into the corner. JCM is having issues getting up as Charlotte Flair measures up on JCM. Charlotte Flair runs towards the corner, but at the last moment JCM is able to move out of the way, and she throws her into the ring post. Charlotte Flair crashes into the ring post. Charlotte Flair pulls herself out of the corner. JCM runs towards Charlotte Flair, and she connects with a front drop kick that sends Charlotte Flair on the second rope. Jesica Cole-Mann pulls Charlotte Flair through the ropes, and she starts to club her chest as she screams and yells “STUPID PLASTIC CRAP” to complete the Standard Plastic Crap. Charlotte is now holding her chest. Jesica Cole-Mann waits for Charlotte Flair to get up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet. Jesica Cole-Mann fires and connects with a forearm and then a few more, she tries to whip her to the ropes. Jesica Cole-Mann whip gets reversed by Charlotte Flair. Jesica bonces off of the ropes. Charlotte lowers her head, but Jesica Cole-Mann connects with a running DDT!! Jesica doesn’t seem to be happy.]

JR-It looks like Jesica might be going for the Better Than You.

King-This won’t be pretty.

Kris Gaffney-Neither will the mess it’ll leave…

[Jesica climbs up to the top rope, and she measures up, and she screams in frustration as she aims for the chest of Charlotte with her feet as she fly’s through the air, but at the last moment Charlotte moves out of the way!! Jesica lands, she stumbles a few moments as she seems to have jammed her legs. Charlotte Flair double leg takes down JCM. Charlotte Flair twist her leg, she stops to yell something at JCM. JCM counters by grabbing Charlotte’s head, and puts her into a small package pinning combination. The ref counts 1………………2………..KICK OUT by Charlotte Flair. JCM rolls away, and she pulls herself up in the corner. Charlotte is up, and runs at JCM, but JCM counters with a double boot to the face that drops Charlotte. JCM stacks Charlotte on her shoulders for a stacked pinning combination. The ref goes into position to make the count 1…………2..JCM puts her feet on the ropes……3!!]

JR-Jesica steals this one!!

King-That’s not going to please many people.

JR-We are about to begin the very unique match of a Juice Bar Brawl.

King-Certainly the Melon Gods said this match should happen.

Kris Gaffney-Kenny Omegrape certainly seemed to approve of this match.

[The camera’s go to the EMF tron that lights up with the scene with Tony Ikeda walking into an empty Juice Bar. He seems like he’s waiting for his opponent Kenny Omegrape. Tony Ikeda seems to be growing impatient then from out of the grapes Kenny Omegrape rises up with two oranges, and he smashes them on his face. Kenny Omegrape stands up in the fruit as Tony Ikeda staggers backwards. Kenny Omegrape hits a missile drop kick on Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda is slow to get up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape grabs Tony Ikeda and he pulls him the rest of the way up to his feet. Tony Ikeda gets lifted up to his feet, and he gets smashed on a table. Kenny Omegrape stands on the table, and he drops a leg across the back of Tony Ikeda. Kenny Omegrape pushes Tony Ikeda off, and he goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2……KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda!! Tony Ikeda is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape pegs Tony Ikeda with an apple, and then another one. Kenny Omegrape grabs Tony Ikeda, and then he sets him up into a vertical suplex position, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a front slam on the front counter. Kenny Omegrape brings Tony Ikeda over the corner, and he hooks him, and drops Tony Ikeda into a elevated DDT off of the counter. Kenny Omegrape pushes Tony Ikeda on to his back. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2……KICK OUT!!]

JR-Kick out by Tony Ikeda.

King-This wouldn’t be good for Badd Blends if he lost.

Kris Gaffney-Sure that’s not how the Melon Club view it.

King-True…they view it that it’s already doomed.

[Kenny Omegrape brings Tony Ikeda to the cash register, but it’s reversed and Tony Ikeda hits Kenny Omegrape head into the cash register again and again and again until it says “No sale”. Tony Ikeda grabs the cash register, and he waits for Kenny Omegrape to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, Tony ikeda smashes Kenny Omegrape with the cash register. Kenny Omegrape goes down. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……2…KICK OUT by Kenny Omegrape.]

JR-Tony Ikeda almost got the pin there.

King-It was never in doubt, because his fruit suck.

[Tony Ikeda picks up Kenny Omegrape and he hooks him for the full nelson. But as he goes for the full nelson suplex. Kenny Omegrape is able to overrotate. Tony Ikeda turns around and he gets blasted with fruit juice. Tony Ikeda is blinded. Kenny Omegrape hooks Tony, and drops him with the Geese Lightning. Tony Ikeda is down. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2………..3!!]

JR-Kenny Omegrape gets the victory.

King-That’s a win that the Melon Gods had to give!!

Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage.

JR-Ricky Vegas and the Wretched Nobody have faced before.

King-Ricky Vegas was able to score a big upset.

Kris Gaffney-Regardless of that…I think Ricky knows what sort of a fight the Wretched Nobody is able to give.

We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere with Azar Vulcan walking behind him.

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the Five Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner.

JR-Speaking of which here comes the World Heavyweight Champion.

King-And I’m certain that he hasn’t forgotten.

Kris Gaffney-If he hasn’t forgotten, I’m certain that Grace hasn’t forgotten.

King-And if Ricky Vegas doesn’t remember, I’m sure he’ll beat it into his head…then out of it.

[Ricky Vegas and the Wretched Nobody throw fists to the face. Ricky Vegas is able to take down the Wretched Nobody with a double leg take down, and he tries to go for the Blackjack, but it’s countered by the Wretched Nobody kicking Ricky Vegas down on the mat. Ricky Vegas gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. He runs at the Wretched Nobody, but the Wretched Nobody is able to take down Ricky Vegas with a hard shoulder block. The Wretched Nobody waits for Ricky Vegas to get up to his feet, and he grabs his arm, and he connects with a shoulder block, and then another one, and then another one. The Wretched Nobody brings Ricky Vegas towards him. The Wretched Nobody grabs him around the throat, and he hurls him over the top rope, and he goes crashing down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody climb out of the ring, and he goes over to where Ricky Vegas is. The Wretched Nobody brings him up, and he lifts him up over his head with a military press, and then he drops him face first into the announcers table. Ricky Vegas staggers away. He falls against the ring steps in a seated position. The Wretched Nobody attempts to go for a trephination on Ricky Vegas, but Ricky moves out of the way, and instead the base of the steel steps go flying off. The Wretched Nobody doesn’t seem to be too pleased however.]

JR-Ricky Vegas might have saved his career.

King-And beyond.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah…can’t imagine his head being sandwich between a trephination and the steps.

King-Wretch could.

[It seems like the Wretched Nobody isn’t done with attacking Ricky Vegas. He hits a knee lift into the gut that doubles him over. The Wretched Nobody sets him up for a power bomb on the base of the steel steps, but Ricky Vegas is able to counter with a back body drop that sends The Wretched Nobody back first into the steel steps. The Wretched Nobody staggers away, Ricky Vegas pushes him forward, and the Wretched Nobody hits into the ring post. Ricky Vegas takes a few moments to rest up, while he’s doing that he looks under the ring. Ricky Vegas brings out a table. Ricky Vegas sets it up in the corner. Ricky Vegas see’s the Wretched Nobody rolling into the ring. Ricky Vegas waits for the Wretched Nobody to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Ricky Vegas hits a few fists to the face of the Wretched Nobody. Ricky Vegas attempts to throw the Wretched Nobody into the table, but the Wretched Nobody is able to block it, and he connects with a back elbow to Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas staggers backwards. The Wretched Nobody goes for the trephination again. Ricky Vegas ducks under. He hits a jab (One), another jab (two), another jab (three), another jab (four), another jab (five), another jab (six), and finally one big final blow to the head (seven) to complete the crap shoot.]

JR-The Extreme Champion is making a come back.

King-I would hope so, this is supposed to be his match.

Kris Gaffney-Considering it’s Wretch…I don’t think he’s uncomfortable in a hardcore match.

King-True.

[The Wretched Nobody falls back to the ropes, and he stumbles forward as the ropes bounces off, and Ricky Vegas takes down The Wretched Nobody, and he tries to turn him for the Black Jack, and even does for a few seconds before The Wretched Nobody uses his power to turn back, and he kicks him off. Which just so happens to send Ricky Vegas into the corner with the table. Ricky Vegas breaks the table. In pain he stumbles out of the corner, and he gets floored with the trephination. Ricky is down. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2………….3!!]

JR-The Wretched Nobody had a fight on his hands, but he was able to find the moment to get the victory.

King-Their 1-1 it would seem.

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Zack Ryder is a grand slam champion, but he’s looking to once again get back to the World Championship race.

Kris Gaffney-This is a good way to start.

King-That’s the idea..

(“Judas” blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks out on the stage as AJ Lee skips around Troy Gafgen. Troy enters the ring. As the lights go out in the arena, The State of Massachusettes cranks through the speakers. An orange spotlight illumiates the top of the ramp, highlighting the figure of Tommy Malone gives the crowd their first glimpse of the Irish Renegade. Standing with his back toward the ring, Tommy is wearing a black leather jacket that has the Irish Flag spray painted on the back of it, his arms out toward his side, thumb and finger sticking out in a gun like gesture. Tommy turns around and makes his way toward the ring, a slightly cocky strut. Covering the bottom have of his face is a custume made Irish flag with "Real IRA" painted on the mask. Malone reaches the ring, jumping up on the apron and looking around the arena at the crowd. With a swooping jump Tommy launches himself over the top rope into the ring, heading right for the turnbuckle where he climbs it and points finger guns out toward the crowd.

JR-Both of these men are recent World Champions.

King-Both want to reclaim that belt.

Kris Gaffney-AJ probably wants it more than either of them.

(“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-A former World Heavyweight Champion himself. Walter is coming off of losing the IC Championship. I’m certain that he’d like to bounce back.

King-Eh…he’ll bounce back when the Melon Gods said he will.

Kris Gaffney-Always a good point.

[Zack Ryder, Troy Gafgen, Tommy Malone, Walter Melon….and Ashley Irvine stand in ring. Ashley Irvine yells WATERMELON!! Ashley runs out as Walter Melon and Tommy Malone throw fists to the face. Troy Gafgen and Zack Ryder trade fists to the face. Zack Ryder is able to duck under one of the fists of Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen turns around, and he connects drop kick to the face of Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen falls backwards, and he falls over the middle rope. Troy Gafgen tries to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder sling shots himself over the top rope, but it’s caught by Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen attempts to throw him towards the ring post, but he is able to struggle out of the back. Zack Ryder pushes Troy Gafgen hard into the ring post. Zack Ryder throws him into the ring. Troy Gafgen rolls towards the middle of the irng. He gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder climbs up to the top rope, and he waits for Troy Gafgen to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a cross body block into a pinning attempt. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2…KICK OUT by Troy Gafgen!!]

JR-Zack Ryder with the first pin attempt.

King-It might have been too early.

Kris Gaffney-But with the ability to break up pins, that’s what you got to do in this sort of match.

[Tommy Malone grabs Zack Ryder and he throws him into the corner. Tommy Malone backs up, and he runs towards the corner, and he connects with a clothesline in the corner. Tommy Malone waits for Zack Ryder to stagger out of the corner Tommy Malone drops Zack Ryder with the Irish Stun Gun. Tommy Malone is able to attempt a pin. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..Walter Melon breaks up the cover with a stomp, and Tommy Malone gets up and he tries to attack Walter Melon. Walter Melon is able to duck under it, and he connects with a belly to back suplex that puts down Tommy Malone. Tommy Malone hits hard. Knowing that he probably can’t get the pin there. Walter Melon waits for Tommy Malone to get up. Walter Melon picks him up, and he drops him with a body slam.]

JR-Walter Melon drops Tommy Malone with the body slam. He might be setting up for the fruit smash splash.

Kris Gaffney-Think he’s going to hit it?

King-If the Melon Gods say he will, he will.

[Walter Melon climbs up to the top rope, but out of no where Troy jumps on the apron. Troy hits a chair shot to the back of Walter Melon. Troy pushes him off of the top rope to the outside of the ring. Walter Melon hits hard on the barricade face first. Troy Gafgen goes to the outside of the ring, and he waits for Walter Melon to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Troy Gafgen lifts up Walter Melon and he drives him into the ring post. Walter Melon falls down on the mat.]

JR-Troy Gafgen seemed to want to get in the way of Walter.

King-That’s how it was meant to happen.

[Troy Gafgen slides into the ring and he stalks Zack Ryder. Troy goes for the mental maelstrom, which is blocked by Zack Ryder. Ryder counters with the Rough Ryder on Troy!! Troy Gafgen is down. Ryder goes into the cover on Troy. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2……..3!!]

JR-Zack Ryder gets the victory!!

King-The Wretched Nobody and Ryder have history, that should be very interesting.

(Zack Ryder celebrates with the crowd as Shockwave goes off the air.)