EMF: Saturday Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. The lights turn on, and fans wave their signs as the lights turn on. Some of the signs say "Ballin!", "Sammy gonna kill…your table", and "What happened to the main event last week?") JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, and we have quite a show for you tonight. I'm good ol' JR, Jim Ross along side Jerry "the King" Lawler, and Kris "KG" Gaffney. King-That's an understatement, headlined by a championship match. Kris Gaffney-Those come few, and far between on free TV. ("MxMxPunk's theme" blasts on the PA system as the Team Captain MxMxPunk and Dustin Miller walks out to the ring.) JR-MxMxPunk is a former world champion, I'm not sure about Dustin Miller's ability. King-Who cares…I love this team! ("AIDS" blasts on the PA system as the lights turn red as the tag team champions AIDS Myke Hawke and Brandon Eastman walk out to the ring.) JR-This isn't for the titles, which might be for the best, because both these competitors haven't been teaming as much as they'd probably like to. King-Isn't that always the way? [MxMxPunk, and Myke Hawke pace around the ring, and they lock up. Myke Hawke pushes MxMxPunk down. MxMxPunk looks up not believing the power of Myke Hawke. Myke Hawke charges at MxMxPunk, and MxMxPunk counters with a drop toe hold that sends Myke Hawke falling into the second rope throat first, and MxMxPunk waits as Myke Hawke stumbles up to his feet, Myke Hawke takes MxMxPunk by surprised by pushing MxMxPunk to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Myke Hawke lowers his head, and MxMxPunk hits a kick to the head. MxMxPunk waits for Myke Hawke, Myke Hawke hits a kick to the gut. Myke Hawke gets set up in a vertical suplex position by MxMxPunk, and he executes it. Myke Hawke is in the sitting position, and MxMxPunk runs to the ropes, and hits a low drop kick that knocks down. MxMxPunk hits a few stomps on the downed Myke Hawke. Myke Hawke rolls into the ropes, and tries to get up with the help of the ropes. MxMxPunk waits as Myke Hawke stumbles up to his feet, and MxMxPunk lifts him up, and hits a body slam on Myke Hawke. MxMxPunk makes the tag into Dustin Miller. Dustin Miller climbs up to the top rope, and he measures up, and leaps off of the top turnbuckle. He leaps off of top rope, and hits a flying head butt that connects on Myke Hawke. Dustin Miller goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………………………2……………………..Myke Hawke powers out of the cover, and Dustin Miller is sitting down on the mat, and can't believe that Myke Hawke is this powerful. Myke Hawke gets up to his feet, he throws a wild fist to the face of Dustin Miller, but Dustin Miller is able to duck under, and hits a few fsits to the face of Myke Hawke. Myke Hawke backs up, and Dustin Miller tries to whip Myke Hawke to the ropes, and Myke Hawke reverses the whip. Dustin Miller bounces off of the ropes, and Myke Hawke goes for a clothesline. But Dustin Miller is able to duck under the clothesline, and waits for Myke Hawke.] JR-A swing and a miss. King-Although, I get the feeling that a mistake pretty soon won't go too good for Dustin Miller. Kris Gaffney-Well that's just typical. [As predicted Dustin Miller goes for a hurricanarana, but Myke Hawke turns it into a power bomb. Dustin Miller planted on the mat. Myke Hawke takes a few moments to rest up as he falls to the ropes trying to rest up, and Dustin Miller soon gets up to his feet, and Myke Hawke charges, and hits a running shoulder block. Dustin Miller goes down, and gets up to his feet. Myke Hawke hits a few fists to the face of Dustin Miller who stumbles backwards, and Myke Hawke whips Dustin Miller to the ropes, and Dustin Miller bounces off of the ropes. Myke Hawke picks up Dustin Miller in a military press, but being off balanace he drops Dustin Miller by accident on the top rope….well the ref thinks it's by accident anyways. Dustin Miller falls back into the ring in pain. He slowly stumbles up to his feet, and Myke Hawke picks up Dustin Miller, and hits a fall away slam that connects on Dustin Miller. Myke Hawke goes into the cover on Dustin Miller, and the ref counts the 1……………………2……………………..MxMxPunk breaks up the cover, and Myke Hawke looks at the ref annoyed for allowing that. But he doesn't argue, he makes the tag to Brandon Eastman who he didn't let in the ring until just now because the fact he will have another match later on tonight that might be more important to the team. Myke Hawke picks up Dustin Miller, and hits a body slam. Brandon Eastman runs to the ropes, and goes for a splash, but Dustin Miller counters this by getting his feet knee's up driving the air out of Brandon Eastman.] JR-Dustin Miller might have just found an opening. King-If I was AIDS…I would hope Miller doesn't hit his finisher…I heard it's Shizonyaface. Kris Gaffney-Huh…wonder if that's what it sounds like. [Dustin Miller tries to get to MxMxPunk. But Myke Hawke stops him and rakes his eyes. MxMxPunk comes into the ring, and attacks him making him fall out of the ring. MxMxPunk goes to the outside as wlel, this makes the ref look away from Dustin Miller who is being pulled up by Brandon Eastman. Dustin Miller hits a kick low blow thinking that he was just going for a kick (his vision is still somewhat impaired). Dustin Miller makes the tag to MxMxPunk who is on the apron. Brandon Eastman tries to hit a desperation clothesline, but MxMxPunk ducks it, and hits his finisher! MxMxPunk goes into the cover on Brandon Eastman as Dustin Miller dives through the ropes to stop Myke Hawke from breaking up the count, and the ref counts the 1…………………….2……………………3!] JR-The new team used a brief distraction to win this match. King-Not sure if Dustin Miller knew he was going to do that…but I'm sure they will take it. ("Voices" blasts on the PA system as Randy Orton does his slowest slow walk of doom to the ring.) King-aaaahahahahahaha Kris Gaffney-ahahahahahaha Nelson from the Simpsons-Haw! Haw! ("Sound of Madness" blasts on the PA system as Scott Tazte walks to the ring, and he rolls under the bottom rope waiting for the bell to ring.) JR-Scott Tazte came very close to gaining another world championship at Hell on Earth. King-Well at Whiplash, I'm told he'll get another chance to get another chance. Kris Gaffney-How confusing is that…. [Randy Orton pace s around the ring along with Scott Tazte, Scott Tazte ducks under a running clothesline by Randy Orton. Randy Orton turns around right into a headlock take down, and Scott Tazte puts on the pressure on the side headlock. Randy Orton looks for a way out of the hold, and Randy Orton pulls himself up to his feet. Randy Orton whips Scott Tazte to the ropes off of the hold, and he bounces off of the ropes. Randy Orton goes for a hip toss, but Randy Orton is blocked by Scott Tazte who hits a diving clothesline on Randy Orton. Scott Tazte allows Randy Orton to get up to his feet, he is slightly dazed from that last move, and Scott Tazte hits a few fists to the face, and he tries to whip Randy Orton to the ropes. But it's reversed, Scott Tazte bounces off of the ropes, and Randy Orton goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte continues to the other side of the ring, and Randy Orton turns around, and Scott Tazte hits a flying clothesline that knocks down Randy Orton with a flying forearm shot to the face of Randy Orton. Randy Orton goes down to the mat, and he gets up quickly, and he stumbles righ into the waiting Scott Tazte who hits an inverted atomic drop. Randy Orton stumbles in pain. Scott Tazte runs behind Randy Orton, and comes off of the ropes, and hits a bulldog that drives Randy Orton to the mat. Randy Orton's face is driven into the mat. Scott Tazte goes to the outside, and is now on the apron, he climbs up to the top rope. He measures up on Randy Orton, and leaps off of the top rope, and hits a flying elbow drop to the back of Randy Orton. Randy Orton is seemly down for the count, so Scott Tazte recovers from the impact of the move, pushes Randy Orton on his back. He goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………………….2…………………………………kick out by Randy Orton. Scott Tazte nods as he's not going to argue, he gets up to his feet. He then does the most impactful thing he can think of……………….he does the dreaded pose before the Kountdown as everyone gasps.] Kris Gaffney-My eyes! They burn… King-….there has never been such an impactful move in the history of man. JR-What about Joy's booty shake. Kris Gaffney-AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH King-Just think of what would happen if Tazte and Joy had kids King and Kris Gaffney are frozen with fear. [Randy Orton slowly gets to his feet as Scott Tazte waits for Randy Orton, and Randy Orton stumbles around, he turns around as Scott Tazte kicks Randy Orton in the gut, and he goes for the Kountdown. But it's blocked by Randy Orton who hits a knee lift to the gut, and Randy Orton and Tazte turn around, and Scott Tazte goes for a RKO, but Scott Tazte is able to push him off. Scott Tazte bounces off of the ropes, and he goes for a running clothesline on Randy Orton, and Randy Orton is able to duck under this move, and hits a 3.0 inverted back breaker. Scott Tazte is in a lot of pain, and Randy Orton is able to rest up a little bit, and he gets up in the corner. Scott Tazte is able to recover, and he gets up and charges at Randy Orton. Scott Tazte leaps for a splash in the corner, but Randy Orton moves out of the way. Scott Tazte hits his head on to the top turnbuckle. Randy Orton shakes his head trying to rest up. Scott Tazte turns around in the corner, and Randy Orton hits a few hard fists to the face of Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte is stunned in the corner. The ref tries to make Randy Orton stop, but Randy Orton just scares the ref off, which randomly does give him what he wanted anyways. Anyways Randy Orton whips Scott Tazte hard into the corner. Scott Tazte flips from the corner on to the apron. This is where Scott Tazte is on his feet on the apron. He stumbles around on the apron, and tries to get back into the ring. Scott Tazte gets hit with a kick to the face as he tries to get back into the ring. Scott Tazte is dazed over the ropes, and Randy Orton hooks Scott Tazte, and sets him up, and drops him for an elevated DDT. Randy Orton pulls Scott Tazte into the middle of the ring, and goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………………..2………………………..kick out.] JR-Randy Orton thought he should have that match there. King-They always think they do… Kris Gaffney-If I won every match I thought I could have won…I would be a wrestling god in your eyes! JR-Weren't you two frozen in fear? King-Oh yeah goes back to that [Randy Orton doesn't look too happy, as he backs off in the corner as Scott Tazte is getting up on his hands and knee's. Randy Orton goes for the Punt, but Scott Tazte moves, and Randy Orton moves. Scott Tazte quickly makes a surprise pin, and is able to hold Orton down for the 1……………………2…………..3!] JR-Tazte picked up the win. King-Good thing he moved…his head might be in someone's lap by now…in the 10th row. (Orton and Tazte continue to fight through as the bell rings, and officials and refs come down to the irng. They are able to hold them back, suddenly Randy Orton gets out of the grip of the refs, as Tazte has his hands tied up by the refs, and hits a low blow on Tazte, and hits the RKO.) JR-That was a bit of a cheap shot. King-He's a Viper JR…he doesn't care ("Sunglasses at Night" blasts on the PA system as the lights turn red, as one half of the tag team champions walk to the ring.) JR-Eastman is looking for some individual gold to go with his tag team titles. King-And his glasses. Kris Gaffney-Think he'll ever give a kid in the crowd his glasses. King-Bit unoriginal…isn't it? ("Walk" blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.) JR-Rad Hazard lost his gold at Hell on Earth, but he has a chance to gain some back right here. King-Rad has all the skills, he just needs to put it all together. Kris Gaffney-Plus he doesn't over do his moves like another Truth. ("Monster" blasts on the PA system as Abyss walks to the ring along with Stephanie McMahon-Walker who is still kind of walking funny.) JR-Last week was a tough week for Abyss manager Stephanie. King-But a good time for us. Kris Gaffney-Agreed [Rad Hazard and Brandon Eastman pace around the ring with Abyss, and Rad Hazard charges at Abyss, and Brandon Eastman goes for a big boot to the face of Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard slides under Abyss. Brandon Eastman hits a running big boot to the face of Abyss. Abyss falls out of the ring, and Brandon Eastman turns around. Rad Hazard hits a few fists to the face of Brandon Eastman, but he can't really phase Brandon Eastman as Eastman pushes Rad Hazard backwards, and Rad Hazard is in the corner. Brandon Eastman charges into the corner, and Rad Hazard hits a drop toe hold that sends Brandon Eastman hard into the top turnbuckle. Finally this stuns Brandon Eastman enough for Rad Hazard to go into a more sustained offence as Rad Hazard goes for the 10 punch combo 1…………………………2……………..3……….4…………..5…………6………….7…….Brandon Eastman walks out with Rad Hazard. But before he can do anything with it, Rad Hazard pokes Brandon Eastman in the eyes. Brandon Eastman lets go of Rad Hazard. Brandon Eastman stumbles forward, and Rad Hazard kicks him in the gut, and plants Brandon Eastman with a DDT. Rad Hazard doesn't think he can get this match with that move through as he climbs out of the ring, and on the apron. He points to the top rope, and he starts to climb it.] JR-Rad Hazard looks like he's going to take a chance. King-I hate when people do that. Kris Gaffney-Reminds you of you? King-….yeah, I had a great 350 splash, they wouldn't let me use it… [Rad Hazard gets up to his top rope as Brandon Eastman gets up to his feet Abyss tries to stop Rad, but Rad is able to kick him off and send him flying off of the top turnbuckle. Rad Hazard leaps off of the top rope. But with the distraction Brandon Eastman is able to catch Rad Hazard in mid air, and holds up Rad Hazard in a two handed choke. Then turns it into a double handed choke bomb. Rad Hazard is down on the mat, and Brandon Eastman takes a few moments to rest up as he's been hit with a few moves. But not too much as he is able to get up first, and Rad Hazard trying to get the match back into his favor charges at Brandon Eastman. But Brandon Eastman is able to counter by throwing Rad Hazard into the corner. Branedon Eastman hits a few body shots to the gut, and Brandon Eastman whips Rad Hazard to the corner. Rad Hazard crashes into the corner, and Rad Hazard stumbles out of the corner. Brandon Eastman uses his momentum to throw him in the air, and Rad Hazard comes crashing down. Brandon Eastman runs to the ropes, and comes off it with a boot to the face of the kneeling Rad Hazard. Brandon Eastman picks up Rad Hazard, and lifts him over his shoulders, and comes running out of the corner for a running power slam into a cover. The ref counts the 1………………….2…………………kick out by Rad Hazard.] JR-Rad is in trouble. King-This isn't good for Rad. Kris Gaffney-He needs to go back to Rad classic! [Rad Hazard rolls out of the ring, Brandon Eastman rolls out of the ring after him. Rad Hazard runs right into Abyss who hits a hard clothesline that takes down Rad Hazard. Brandon Eastman tries to throw a fist to the face, Abyss ducks under, and Abyss pushes Brandon Eastman into the ring post. Brandon Eastman stumbles forward, and Abyss throws Brandon Eastman into the ring, and he gets up int o the corner, and he gets up in the corner, and Abyss as he gets into the ring charges at Brandon Eastman in the corner and hits a body avanachle on Brandon Eastman. Brandon Eastman stumbles out of the corner, and Abyss picks up Brandon Eastman, and hits a side walk slam, and the ref counts the 1………………………………..2………………………Rad Hazard comes into the picture, and hits a diving elbow drop that breaks up the cover just before the final three. Rad Hazard picks up Abyss and hits a few fists to the face, and whips him to the ropes, and Abyss bounces off of the ropes. Abyss ducks under a clothesline, Abyss picks up Rad Hazard, and hits the shock treatment on Rad Hazard.] JR-Abyss has come in a house of fire. King-It's about time…it's like he wasn't even in this match for a while. Kris Gaffney-………. [Rad Hazard rolls out of the ring, and Brandon Eastman hits a few clubbing blows to the back of Abyss. Brandon Eastman tries to whip Abyss to the ropes, but it's reversed. Abyss tries to pick up Brandon Eastman as he comes off of the ropes. Brandon Eastman charges at Abyss, who counters into the black hole slam! Abyss makes the cover on Brandon Eastman. The ref counts the 1……………………2……………………3 just before Rad could break up the cover.] JR-Rad got in a little late there, Abyss has won this match, and will be going on to face Dewey Pond. King-That's going to be an all new challenge for Dewey Pond. ("Destroy Everything" blasts on the PA system as he raises up the Extreme championship.) JR-It's been a long time coming for SammyExtreme, without a doubt very much deserved. King-Yeah, well now he needs to learn how it is to keep the title. Some flourish in this role…some don't. Kris Gaffney-I know I didn't. King-You never got a title! Kris Gaffney-Yeah…but I was .500 with 80 total matches!...That's good…right? RIGHT?! ("The Nobodies" blasts on the PA system as Danni Vesneski walks ot the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Danni hasn't been around the EMF for quite a few months, but we know he's very talented. King-Yeah, but who knows what he's getting himself into…Sammy has had a few matches before he got back into the flow of things. [SammyExtreme as Danni Vesneski is on the apron, yelling at someone on the crowd. He hits a running blow to the back of the head. Danni Vesneski falls off of the apron, and hard on the mat, and SammyExtreme goes out of the ring, and as Danni Vesneski gets up to his feet. SammyExtreme hits a running clothesline on Danni Vesneski. Danni Vesneski goes down to the mat. SammyExtreme waits for Danni Vesneski to get up to his feet, and once he does he is somewhat stunned. SammyExtreme picks up Danni Vesneski in almost a bear hug, and charges at the corner, and then drives him into the corner. SammyExtreme drops him to the mat, and the camera gets a close up to show Danni Vesneski in pain. SammyExtreme pulls up Danni Vesneski to his feet, and he throws Danni Vesneski into the ring. SammyExtreme pumps up the crowd, which the design is to make Danni Vesneski get up to his feet, because when Danni Vesneski gets up to his feet. He turns around, and see's SammyExtreme waiting for him on the apron. Danni Vesneski charges at SammyExtreme on the apron. SammyExtreme counters with a shoulder block through the middle ropes into the gut of Danni Vesneski. Danni Vesneski stumbles backwards in pain. SammyExtreme measures up, and sling shots himself over the top rope, and hits a sling shot over the top rope into a flying clothesline that knocks down Danni Vesneski. Danni Vesneski slowly gets up to his feet, and SammyExtreme is waiting for him. SammyExtreme hits a inverted Russian leg sweep on Danni Vesneski driving Danni Vesneski into the mat below. SammyExtreme gets up to his feet, he runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes, leaps in the air, and hits a brother….brother leg drop across the throat of Danni Vesneski. SammyExtreme goes into the cover, and gets a 1……………………………..2…………………………………..kick out by Danni Vesneski. SammyExtreme shrugs his shoulders, and he picks up Danni Vesneski, and hits a body slam on him. SammyExtreme looks to the turnbuckle as it becomes very clear that he is planning something off of the top rope.] JR-Sammy has taken it to Danni Vesneski since the opening bell. King-Not quite the return that Danni was expecting. Kris Gaffney-Just think of a extended feud between these two….his whole family would have to get involved [SammyExtreme climbs out of the ring, and to the top rope, but as SammyExtreme is able to steady himself on the top turnbuckle. Danni Vesneski gets up to his feet, and dives on to the top turnbuckle. SammyExtreme falls on the top turnbuckle, and and Danni Vesneski takes a few moments to rest up, and then he charges at SammyExtreme, and runs up the turnbuckle, and hits a running ezugri that connects to the side of the head, and SammyExtreme falls off of the top turnbuckle, and off into the floor. Danni Vesneski takes a few moments to rest up, and finally he climbs up to the top turnbuckle, and waits for SammyExtreme to get up to his feet. Once he does, Danni Vesneski leaps off of the top turnbuckle, and hits a double axe handle that puts down SammyExtreme once again. This gives Danni Vesneski the chance to rest up. But he takes a little too long as SammyExtreme is the first to his feet, and SammyExtreme goes over to where Danni Vesneski is, and SammyExtreme goes for a fist to the face of Danni Vesneski, but he is able to block it, and Danni Vesneski hits a few fists to the face of SammyExtreme, and tries to whip him to the barricade. But it's reversed, and Danni Vesneski hits his back hard into the barricade. SammyExtreme wanting to get the match back into his favor charges at at Danni Vesneski, and Danni Vesneski counters with a back body drop that sends SammyExtreme into the crowd. Danni Vesneski goes over to the barricade, and he waits for SammyExtreme to get up to his feet. Once he has Danni Vesneski kicks him in the gut, and sets him up for a vertical suplex. Danni Vesneski pulls up SammyExtreme up to his feet, and then throws him into the door way. SammyExtreme crashes into the door, and he falls into the hall way on the backstage area. Danni Vesneski soon follows SammyExtreme in the back stage area as he tries to get up, and he hits a kick to the ribs that makes him roll with the impact.] JR-Danni Vesneski is taking full advantage of the falls count anywhere stipulation. King- Because everyone loves to watch wrestling matches on the EMF tron! Kris Gaffney-You sure we got We sure we got this one correct? King- Of Course! [Danni Vesneski pumps up the crowd, and goes back into the hall where SammyExtreme has gone missing. Suddenly SammyExtreme comes out of no where with the cane shot to the head, and DSammyExtreem puts Danni Vesneski the table, and backs up. SammyExtreme goes for the GORE on Danni Vesneski. But Danni kicks SammyExtreme in the face. SammyExtreme turns around in pain, and Danni Vesneski hits a low blow on SammyExtreme. Danni Vesneski throws SammyExtreme into the table, SammyExtreme stumbles out of the table. Danni Vesneski kicks SammyExtreme in the gut, and double under hooks SammyExtreme, and hits the Flith! Danni Vesneski goes into the cover on SammyExtreme, and the ref counts the 1………………………..2…………………….3!] JR-I don't think Danni can be very proud to resort to that. King-There is no such thing as pride in wrestling…you know what we called people with pride in this sport? Kris Gaffney- what? King-Gaffney's Kris Gaffney-…………. (Saturday Shockwave goes off of the air as Danni Vesneski seems pretty happy with himself.) (OOC: Had the RP's stayed one to one…this would have been a hard call, the second one put Danni over the top for sure. Rematches are never for sure, but going into this feud, it was agreed that if Danni were to win the title that Sammy would get an automatic rematch at the PPV. So this feud will continue.)

EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. The lights turn on, and fans wave their signs as the lights turn on. Some of the signs say "Ballin!", "Sammy gonna kill…your table", and "What happened to the main event last week?")

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, and we have quite a show for you tonight. I'm good ol' JR, Jim Ross along side Jerry "the King" Lawler, and Kris "KG" Gaffney.

King-That's an understatement, headlined by a championship match.

Kris Gaffney-Those come few, and far between on free TV.

("MxMxPunk's theme" blasts on the PA system as the Team Captain MxMxPunk and Dustin Miller walks out to the ring.)

JR-MxMxPunk is a former world champion, I'm not sure about Dustin Miller's ability.

King-Who cares…I love this team!

("AIDS" blasts on the PA system as the lights turn red as the tag team champions AIDS Myke Hawke and Brandon Eastman walk out to the ring.)

JR-This isn't for the titles, which might be for the best, because both these competitors haven't been teaming as much as they'd probably like to.

King-Isn't that always the way?

[MxMxPunk, and Myke Hawke pace around the ring, and they lock up. Myke Hawke pushes MxMxPunk down. MxMxPunk looks up not believing the power of Myke Hawke. Myke Hawke charges at MxMxPunk, and MxMxPunk counters with a drop toe hold that sends Myke Hawke falling into the second rope throat first, and MxMxPunk waits as Myke Hawke stumbles up to his feet, Myke Hawke takes MxMxPunk by surprised by pushing MxMxPunk to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Myke Hawke lowers his head, and MxMxPunk hits a kick to the head. MxMxPunk waits for Myke Hawke, Myke Hawke hits a kick to the gut. Myke Hawke gets set up in a vertical suplex position by MxMxPunk, and he executes it. Myke Hawke is in the sitting position, and MxMxPunk runs to the ropes, and hits a low drop kick that knocks down. MxMxPunk hits a few stomps on the downed Myke Hawke. Myke Hawke rolls into the ropes, and tries to get up with the help of the ropes. MxMxPunk waits as Myke Hawke stumbles up to his feet, and MxMxPunk lifts him up, and hits a body slam on Myke Hawke. MxMxPunk makes the tag into Dustin Miller. Dustin Miller climbs up to the top rope, and he measures up, and leaps off of the top turnbuckle. He leaps off of top rope, and hits a flying head butt that connects on Myke Hawke. Dustin Miller goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………………………2……………………..Myke Hawke powers out of the cover, and Dustin Miller is sitting down on the mat, and can't believe that Myke Hawke is this powerful. Myke Hawke gets up to his feet, he throws a wild fist to the face of Dustin Miller, but Dustin Miller is able to duck under, and hits a few fsits to the face of Myke Hawke. Myke Hawke backs up, and Dustin Miller tries to whip Myke Hawke to the ropes, and Myke Hawke reverses the whip. Dustin Miller bounces off of the ropes, and Myke Hawke goes for a clothesline. But Dustin Miller is able to duck under the clothesline, and waits for Myke Hawke.]

JR-A swing and a miss.

King-Although, I get the feeling that a mistake pretty soon won't go too good for Dustin Miller.

Kris Gaffney-Well that's just typical.

[As predicted Dustin Miller goes for a hurricanarana, but Myke Hawke turns it into a power bomb. Dustin Miller planted on the mat. Myke Hawke takes a few moments to rest up as he falls to the ropes trying to rest up, and Dustin Miller soon gets up to his feet, and Myke Hawke charges, and hits a running shoulder block. Dustin Miller goes down, and gets up to his feet. Myke Hawke hits a few fists to the face of Dustin Miller who stumbles backwards, and Myke Hawke whips Dustin Miller to the ropes, and Dustin Miller bounces off of the ropes. Myke Hawke picks up Dustin Miller in a military press, but being off balanace he drops Dustin Miller by accident on the top rope….well the ref thinks it's by accident anyways. Dustin Miller falls back into the ring in pain. He slowly stumbles up to his feet, and Myke Hawke picks up Dustin Miller, and hits a fall away slam that connects on Dustin Miller. Myke Hawke goes into the cover on Dustin Miller, and the ref counts the 1……………………2……………………..MxMxPunk breaks up the cover, and Myke Hawke looks at the ref annoyed for allowing that. But he doesn't argue, he makes the tag to Brandon Eastman who he didn't let in the ring until just now because the fact he will have another match later on tonight that might be more important to the team. Myke Hawke picks up Dustin Miller, and hits a body slam. Brandon Eastman runs to the ropes, and goes for a splash, but Dustin Miller counters this by getting his feet knee's up driving the air out of Brandon Eastman.]

JR-Dustin Miller might have just found an opening.

King-If I was AIDS…I would hope Miller doesn't hit his finisher…I heard it's Shizonyaface.

Kris Gaffney-Huh…wonder if that's what it sounds like.

[Dustin Miller tries to get to MxMxPunk. But Myke Hawke stops him and rakes his eyes. MxMxPunk comes into the ring, and attacks him making him fall out of the ring. MxMxPunk goes to the outside as wlel, this makes the ref look away from Dustin Miller who is being pulled up by Brandon Eastman. Dustin Miller hits a kick low blow thinking that he was just going for a kick (his vision is still somewhat impaired). Dustin Miller makes the tag to MxMxPunk who is on the apron. Brandon Eastman tries to hit a desperation clothesline, but MxMxPunk ducks it, and hits his finisher! MxMxPunk goes into the cover on Brandon Eastman as Dustin Miller dives through the ropes to stop Myke Hawke from breaking up the count, and the ref counts the 1…………………….2……………………3!]

JR-The new team used a brief distraction to win this match.

King-Not sure if Dustin Miller knew he was going to do that…but I'm sure they will take it.

("Voices" blasts on the PA system as Randy Orton does his slowest slow walk of doom to the ring.)

King-aaaahahahahahaha

Kris Gaffney-ahahahahahaha

Nelson from the Simpsons-Haw! Haw!

("Sound of Madness" blasts on the PA system as Scott Tazte walks to the ring, and he rolls under the bottom rope waiting for the bell to ring.)

JR-Scott Tazte came very close to gaining another world championship at Hell on Earth.

King-Well at Whiplash, I'm told he'll get another chance to get another chance.

Kris Gaffney-How confusing is that….

[Randy Orton pace s around the ring along with Scott Tazte, Scott Tazte ducks under a running clothesline by Randy Orton. Randy Orton turns around right into a headlock take down, and Scott Tazte puts on the pressure on the side headlock. Randy Orton looks for a way out of the hold, and Randy Orton pulls himself up to his feet. Randy Orton whips Scott Tazte to the ropes off of the hold, and he bounces off of the ropes. Randy Orton goes for a hip toss, but Randy Orton is blocked by Scott Tazte who hits a diving clothesline on Randy Orton. Scott Tazte allows Randy Orton to get up to his feet, he is slightly dazed from that last move, and Scott Tazte hits a few fists to the face, and he tries to whip Randy Orton to the ropes. But it's reversed, Scott Tazte bounces off of the ropes, and Randy Orton goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte continues to the other side of the ring, and Randy Orton turns around, and Scott Tazte hits a flying clothesline that knocks down Randy Orton with a flying forearm shot to the face of Randy Orton. Randy Orton goes down to the mat, and he gets up quickly, and he stumbles righ into the waiting Scott Tazte who hits an inverted atomic drop. Randy Orton stumbles in pain. Scott Tazte runs behind Randy Orton, and comes off of the ropes, and hits a bulldog that drives Randy Orton to the mat. Randy Orton's face is driven into the mat. Scott Tazte goes to the outside, and is now on the apron, he climbs up to the top rope. He measures up on Randy Orton, and leaps off of the top rope, and hits a flying elbow drop to the back of Randy Orton. Randy Orton is seemly down for the count, so Scott Tazte recovers from the impact of the move, pushes Randy Orton on his back. He goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………………….2…………………………………kick out by Randy Orton. Scott Tazte nods as he's not going to argue, he gets up to his feet. He then does the most impactful thing he can think of……………….he does the dreaded pose before the Kountdown as everyone gasps.]

Kris Gaffney-My eyes! They burn…

King-….there has never been such an impactful move in the history of man.

JR-What about Joy's booty shake.

Kris Gaffney-AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

King-Just think of what would happen if Tazte and Joy had kids

*King and Kris Gaffney are frozen with fear.*

[Randy Orton slowly gets to his feet as Scott Tazte waits for Randy Orton, and Randy Orton stumbles around, he turns around as Scott Tazte kicks Randy Orton in the gut, and he goes for the Kountdown. But it's blocked by Randy Orton who hits a knee lift to the gut, and Randy Orton and Tazte turn around, and Scott Tazte goes for a RKO, but Scott Tazte is able to push him off. Scott Tazte bounces off of the ropes, and he goes for a running clothesline on Randy Orton, and Randy Orton is able to duck under this move, and hits a 3.0 inverted back breaker. Scott Tazte is in a lot of pain, and Randy Orton is able to rest up a little bit, and he gets up in the corner. Scott Tazte is able to recover, and he gets up and charges at Randy Orton. Scott Tazte leaps for a splash in the corner, but Randy Orton moves out of the way. Scott Tazte hits his head on to the top turnbuckle. Randy Orton shakes his head trying to rest up. Scott Tazte turns around in the corner, and Randy Orton hits a few hard fists to the face of Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte is stunned in the corner. The ref tries to make Randy Orton stop, but Randy Orton just scares the ref off, which randomly does give him what he wanted anyways. Anyways Randy Orton whips Scott Tazte hard into the corner. Scott Tazte flips from the corner on to the apron. This is where Scott Tazte is on his feet on the apron. He stumbles around on the apron, and tries to get back into the ring. Scott Tazte gets hit with a kick to the face as he tries to get back into the ring. Scott Tazte is dazed over the ropes, and Randy Orton hooks Scott Tazte, and sets him up, and drops him for an elevated DDT. Randy Orton pulls Scott Tazte into the middle of the ring, and goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………………..2………………………..kick out.]

JR-Randy Orton thought he should have that match there.

King-They always think they do…

Kris Gaffney-If I won every match I thought I could have won…I would be a wrestling god in your eyes!

JR-Weren't you two frozen in fear?

King-Oh yeah *goes back to that*

[Randy Orton doesn't look too happy, as he backs off in the corner as Scott Tazte is getting up on his hands and knee's. Randy Orton goes for the Punt, but Scott Tazte moves, and Randy Orton moves. Scott Tazte quickly makes a surprise pin, and is able to hold Orton down for the 1……………………2…………..3!]

JR-Tazte picked up the win.

King-Good thing he moved…his head might be in someone's lap by now…in the 10th row.

(Orton and Tazte continue to fight through as the bell rings, and officials and refs come down to the irng. They are able to hold them back, suddenly Randy Orton gets out of the grip of the refs, as Tazte has his hands tied up by the refs, and hits a low blow on Tazte, and hits the RKO.)

JR-That was a bit of a cheap shot.

King-He's a Viper JR…he doesn't care

("Sunglasses at Night" blasts on the PA system as the lights turn red, as one half of the tag team champions walk to the ring.)

JR-Eastman is looking for some individual gold to go with his tag team titles.

King-And his glasses.

Kris Gaffney-Think he'll ever give a kid in the crowd his glasses.

King-Bit unoriginal…isn't it?

("Walk" blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.)

JR-Rad Hazard lost his gold at Hell on Earth, but he has a chance to gain some back right here.

King-Rad has all the skills, he just needs to put it all together.

Kris Gaffney-Plus he doesn't over do his moves like another Truth.

("Monster" blasts on the PA system as Abyss walks to the ring along with Stephanie McMahon-Walker who is still kind of walking funny.)

JR-Last week was a tough week for Abyss manager Stephanie.

King-But a good time for us.

Kris Gaffney-Agreed

[Rad Hazard and Brandon Eastman pace around the ring with Abyss, and Rad Hazard charges at Abyss, and Brandon Eastman goes for a big boot to the face of Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard slides under Abyss. Brandon Eastman hits a running big boot to the face of Abyss. Abyss falls out of the ring, and Brandon Eastman turns around. Rad Hazard hits a few fists to the face of Brandon Eastman, but he can't really phase Brandon Eastman as Eastman pushes Rad Hazard backwards, and Rad Hazard is in the corner. Brandon Eastman charges into the corner, and Rad Hazard hits a drop toe hold that sends Brandon Eastman hard into the top turnbuckle. Finally this stuns Brandon Eastman enough for Rad Hazard to go into a more sustained offence as Rad Hazard goes for the 10 punch combo 1…………………………2……………..3……….4…………..5…………6………….7…….Brandon Eastman walks out with Rad Hazard. But before he can do anything with it, Rad Hazard pokes Brandon Eastman in the eyes. Brandon Eastman lets go of Rad Hazard. Brandon Eastman stumbles forward, and Rad Hazard kicks him in the gut, and plants Brandon Eastman with a DDT. Rad Hazard doesn't think he can get this match with that move through as he climbs out of the ring, and on the apron. He points to the top rope, and he starts to climb it.]

JR-Rad Hazard looks like he's going to take a chance.

King-I hate when people do that.

Kris Gaffney-Reminds you of you?

King-….yeah, I had a great 350 splash, they wouldn't let me use it…

[Rad Hazard gets up to his top rope as Brandon Eastman gets up to his feet Abyss tries to stop Rad, but Rad is able to kick him off and send him flying off of the top turnbuckle. Rad Hazard leaps off of the top rope. But with the distraction Brandon Eastman is able to catch Rad Hazard in mid air, and holds up Rad Hazard in a two handed choke. Then turns it into a double handed choke bomb. Rad Hazard is down on the mat, and Brandon Eastman takes a few moments to rest up as he's been hit with a few moves. But not too much as he is able to get up first, and Rad Hazard trying to get the match back into his favor charges at Brandon Eastman. But Brandon Eastman is able to counter by throwing Rad Hazard into the corner. Branedon Eastman hits a few body shots to the gut, and Brandon Eastman whips Rad Hazard to the corner. Rad Hazard crashes into the corner, and Rad Hazard stumbles out of the corner. Brandon Eastman uses his momentum to throw him in the air, and Rad Hazard comes crashing down. Brandon Eastman runs to the ropes, and comes off it with a boot to the face of the kneeling Rad Hazard. Brandon Eastman picks up Rad Hazard, and lifts him over his shoulders, and comes running out of the corner for a running power slam into a cover. The ref counts the 1………………….2…………………kick out by Rad Hazard.]

JR-Rad is in trouble.

King-This isn't good for Rad.

Kris Gaffney-He needs to go back to Rad classic!

[Rad Hazard rolls out of the ring, Brandon Eastman rolls out of the ring after him. Rad Hazard runs right into Abyss who hits a hard clothesline that takes down Rad Hazard. Brandon Eastman tries to throw a fist to the face, Abyss ducks under, and Abyss pushes Brandon Eastman into the ring post. Brandon Eastman stumbles forward, and Abyss throws Brandon Eastman into the ring, and he gets up int o the corner, and he gets up in the corner, and Abyss as he gets into the ring charges at Brandon Eastman in the corner and hits a body avanachle on Brandon Eastman. Brandon Eastman stumbles out of the corner, and Abyss picks up Brandon Eastman, and hits a side walk slam, and the ref counts the 1………………………………..2………………………Rad Hazard comes into the picture, and hits a diving elbow drop that breaks up the cover just before the final three. Rad Hazard picks up Abyss and hits a few fists to the face, and whips him to the ropes, and Abyss bounces off of the ropes. Abyss ducks under a clothesline, Abyss picks up Rad Hazard, and hits the shock treatment on Rad Hazard.]

JR-Abyss has come in a house of fire.

King-It's about time…it's like he wasn't even in this match for a while.

Kris Gaffney-……….

[Rad Hazard rolls out of the ring, and Brandon Eastman hits a few clubbing blows to the back of Abyss. Brandon Eastman tries to whip Abyss to the ropes, but it's reversed. Abyss tries to pick up Brandon Eastman as he comes off of the ropes. Brandon Eastman charges at Abyss, who counters into the black hole slam! Abyss makes the cover on Brandon Eastman. The ref counts the 1……………………2……………………3 just before Rad could break up the cover.]

JR-Rad got in a little late there, Abyss has won this match, and will be going on to face Dewey Pond.

King-That's going to be an all new challenge for Dewey Pond.

("Destroy Everything" blasts on the PA system as he raises up the Extreme championship.)

JR-It's been a long time coming for SammyExtreme, without a doubt very much deserved.

King-Yeah, well now he needs to learn how it is to keep the title. Some flourish in this role…some don't.

Kris Gaffney-I know I didn't.

King-You never got a title!

Kris Gaffney-Yeah…but I was .500 with 80 total matches!...That's good…right? RIGHT?!

("The Nobodies" blasts on the PA system as Danni Vesneski walks ot the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Danni hasn't been around the EMF for quite a few months, but we know he's very talented.

King-Yeah, but who knows what he's getting himself into…Sammy has had a few matches before he got back into the flow of things.

[SammyExtreme as Danni Vesneski is on the apron, yelling at someone on the crowd. He hits a running blow to the back of the head. Danni Vesneski falls off of the apron, and hard on the mat, and SammyExtreme goes out of the ring, and as Danni Vesneski gets up to his feet. SammyExtreme hits a running clothesline on Danni Vesneski. Danni Vesneski goes down to the mat. SammyExtreme waits for Danni Vesneski to get up to his feet, and once he does he is somewhat stunned. SammyExtreme picks up Danni Vesneski in almost a bear hug, and charges at the corner, and then drives him into the corner. SammyExtreme drops him to the mat, and the camera gets a close up to show Danni Vesneski in pain. SammyExtreme pulls up Danni Vesneski to his feet, and he throws Danni Vesneski into the ring. SammyExtreme pumps up the crowd, which the design is to make Danni Vesneski get up to his feet, because when Danni Vesneski gets up to his feet. He turns around, and see's SammyExtreme waiting for him on the apron. Danni Vesneski charges at SammyExtreme on the apron. SammyExtreme counters with a shoulder block through the middle ropes into the gut of Danni Vesneski. Danni Vesneski stumbles backwards in pain. SammyExtreme measures up, and sling shots himself over the top rope, and hits a sling shot over the top rope into a flying clothesline that knocks down Danni Vesneski. Danni Vesneski slowly gets up to his feet, and SammyExtreme is waiting for him. SammyExtreme hits a inverted Russian leg sweep on Danni Vesneski driving Danni Vesneski into the mat below. SammyExtreme gets up to his feet, he runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes, leaps in the air, and hits a brother….brother leg drop across the throat of Danni Vesneski. SammyExtreme goes into the cover, and gets a 1……………………………..2…………………………………..kick out by Danni Vesneski. SammyExtreme shrugs his shoulders, and he picks up Danni Vesneski, and hits a body slam on him. SammyExtreme looks to the turnbuckle as it becomes very clear that he is planning something off of the top rope.]

JR-Sammy has taken it to Danni Vesneski since the opening bell.

King-Not quite the return that Danni was expecting.

Kris Gaffney-Just think of a extended feud between these two….his whole family would have to get involved

[SammyExtreme climbs out of the ring, and to the top rope, but as SammyExtreme is able to steady himself on the top turnbuckle. Danni Vesneski gets up to his feet, and dives on to the top turnbuckle. SammyExtreme falls on the top turnbuckle, and and Danni Vesneski takes a few moments to rest up, and then he charges at SammyExtreme, and runs up the turnbuckle, and hits a running ezugri that connects to the side of the head, and SammyExtreme falls off of the top turnbuckle, and off into the floor. Danni Vesneski takes a few moments to rest up, and finally he climbs up to the top turnbuckle, and waits for SammyExtreme to get up to his feet. Once he does, Danni Vesneski leaps off of the top turnbuckle, and hits a double axe handle that puts down SammyExtreme once again. This gives Danni Vesneski the chance to rest up. But he takes a little too long as SammyExtreme is the first to his feet, and SammyExtreme goes over to where Danni Vesneski is, and SammyExtreme goes for a fist to the face of Danni Vesneski, but he is able to block it, and Danni Vesneski hits a few fists to the face of SammyExtreme, and tries to whip him to the barricade. But it's reversed, and Danni Vesneski hits his back hard into the barricade. SammyExtreme wanting to get the match back into his favor charges at at Danni Vesneski, and Danni Vesneski counters with a back body drop that sends SammyExtreme into the crowd. Danni Vesneski goes over to the barricade, and he waits for SammyExtreme to get up to his feet. Once he has Danni Vesneski kicks him in the gut, and sets him up for a vertical suplex. Danni Vesneski pulls up SammyExtreme up to his feet, and then throws him into the door way. SammyExtreme crashes into the door, and he falls into the hall way on the backstage area. Danni Vesneski soon follows SammyExtreme in the back stage area as he tries to get up, and he hits a kick to the ribs that makes him roll with the impact.]

JR-Danni Vesneski is taking full advantage of the falls count anywhere stipulation.

King- Because everyone loves to watch wrestling matches on the EMF tron!

Kris Gaffney-You sure we got We sure we got this one correct?

King- Of Course!

[Danni Vesneski pumps up the crowd, and goes back into the hall where SammyExtreme has gone missing. Suddenly SammyExtreme comes out of no where with the cane shot to the head, and DSammyExtreem puts Danni Vesneski the table, and backs up. SammyExtreme goes for the GORE on Danni Vesneski. But Danni kicks SammyExtreme in the face. SammyExtreme turns around in pain, and Danni Vesneski hits a low blow on SammyExtreme. Danni Vesneski throws SammyExtreme into the table, SammyExtreme stumbles out of the table. Danni Vesneski kicks SammyExtreme in the gut, and double under hooks SammyExtreme, and hits the Flith! Danni Vesneski goes into the cover on SammyExtreme, and the ref counts the 1………………………..2…………………….3!]

JR-I don't think Danni can be very proud to resort to that.

King-There is no such thing as pride in wrestling…you know what we called people with pride in this sport?

Kris Gaffney- what?

King-Gaffney's

Kris Gaffney-………….

(Saturday Shockwave goes off of the air as Danni Vesneski seems pretty happy with himself.)

(OOC: Had the RP's stayed one to one…this would have been a hard call, the second one put Danni over the top for sure. Rematches are never for sure, but going into this feud, it was agreed that if Danni were to win the title that Sammy would get an automatic rematch at the PPV. So this feud will continue.)