(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the EMF Shockwave video. Once it ends we go into the darken arena, and pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. The lights turn on, and fans wave their signs, and scream like they just learned Edge retired for second time. Some of the signs say “Christian, run away with the title!”, “Punk lied about being straight edge…how? Eeer..I’ll get back to you on that”, and “that was a long sign.”

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-And we have a great show, headlined by the Rock and Firestorm teaming up to face Tony Ikeda and Degenerate.

Kris Gaffney-That should be interesting, considering it seems that Rock isn’t a big Firestorm fan, and Firestorm hopes to get free movie tickets.

King-Guess if they win, he’ll probably get those tickets.

(“People Like Me” blasts on the PA system as CM Punk walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-CM Punk had a big win over the TV champion last month.

King-Bet he didn’t see that coming.

Kris Gaffney-Literally…it’s hard to see when there are no lights.

(“Bad Company” blasts on the PA system as Big Sal walks to the ring along with Tony Valentino.)

JR-Sal just barely missed becoming TV champion at the PPV.

King-Well there are many people talking about that.

Kris Gaffney-Guess it doesn’t pay to be nice…

[CM Punk and Big Sal lock up, CM Punk puts Big Sal into a arm ringer, and puts on the pressure on Big Sal, but Big Sal is able to lift up CM Punk with the strength of his arm, and holds CM Punk in the air for a few moments, and then throws him off. CM Punk crashes into the mat, and Big Sal goes for a running clothesline, but CM Punk ducks it, and hits a few kicks to the side of Big Sal, and CM Punk runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. Big Sal goes for a big boot, but CM Punk is able to slide underneath Big Sal. Big Sal turns around, and CM Punk hits a standing drop kick that knocks Big Sal backwards, but doesn’t take him down as to be expected with someone this big. CM Punk backs away as Big Sal charges at him, and CM Punk thinking quickly hits a drop toe hold that sends Big Sal face first into the mat, and CM Punk quickly hits a kick to the chest, and then follows it up with a back spinning kick to the back of the head of Big Sal which puts down Big Sal. CM Punk hits a few stomps on the downed Big Sal, and CM Punk gets told to back away from Big Sal, which he doesn’t want to, but knowing that he might be DQed, obviously he backs away as Big Sal gets up to his knee’s, CM Punk is quick to hits a drop kick to the face that knocks down Big Sal, and Big Sal is on his back. CM Punk knowing that he has to strike quickly runs to the ropes, and hits a quick leg drop to the downed Big Sal, and CM Punk goes into the cover on Big Sal, and the ref counts the 1……………….but Big Sal powers out of the cover, and goes flying across the ring, and CM Punk gets up as he see’s Big Sal despite his power to kick out is stunned, and is getting up from the other side of the ring, and CM Punk goes over to where he is getting up to his feet, and he hits a few forearm shots to the face, and this stuns Big Sal. CM Punk tries to whip Big Sal to the ropes, and he is successful in doing so. He bounces off of the ropes, he hooks the ropes. CM Punk charges at Big Sal, because he hates him! Anyways, Big Sal hits a back body drop that sends CM Punk over the top rope, but CM Punk lands on his feet on the apron. Big Sal turns around, and CM Punk hits a shoulder block that stumbles backwards Big Sal, and CM Punk runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. He hits a shoulder block that stumbles backwards Big Sal, CM Punk measures up, and he leaps on the top rope, and finally he takes Big Sal completely off his feet with a spring board diving clothesline off of the top rope.]

JR-CM Punk has finally chopped down Big Sal.

King-He’s going to have to keep moving though.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, that might be the only advantage he has in this match.

King-Well, other than not being drunk…but you can’t have it all…

[CM Punk waits as Big Sal rolls into the corner, and CM Punk measures up as Big Sal gets up to his feet, once he does CM Punk hits a running knee lift to the face of Big Sal, and CM Punk sets up Big Sal for a bulldog, but as he runs out of the corner, Big Sal lifts up, and hits a belly to back suplex on CM Punk that connects on him. Both Big Sal and CM Punk are down on the mat, and slowly as the ref makes his standing ten count, CM Punk and Big Sal make their way up to their feet. CM Punk goes for a fist, but Big Sal ducks it. Big Sal waits as CM Punk turns around, and he hits a big head butt that connects on CM Punk which takes him down on the mat. Big Sal falls backwards as the head butt took something out of him too, and CM Punk is slow to get up to his feet, once he does Big Sal is able to counter with a few fists to the face that stumbles back CM Punk, and Big Sal whips CM Punk to the ropes, and CM Punk bounces off of the ropes, and Big Sal lowers his head, and he hits a big back body drop that sends CM Punk flying through the air, and crashing down on the mat. He stumbles up to his feet fairly quickly, and Big Sal hits a European upper cut that sends him into the corner, and Big Sal closes the gap between the two, and he hits a few knee lifts into the gut of CM Punk, and before the ref can argue him not letting CM Punk get much space, he stops, and backs out of the corner, before hitting a hard fist to the face of CM Punk. Big Sal whips CM Punk out of the corner, and he follows CM Punk into the corner, as he comes into the corner. He hits a running clothesline that connects on CM Punk. Big Sal backs out of the corner as CM Punk stumbles out of the corner. CM Punk gets picked up by Big Sal, and put on his shoulder. Big Sal turns around, and runs out of the corner, and hits a running power slam that connects on Big Sal. Big Sal goes into the cover on CM punk as the ref counts the 1…………………2……………………….kick out by CM Punk at the very last second. Big Sal is on his knee’s looking up as he shakes his head as he was hoping that might get the job done, but he wasn’t holding too much hope apparently as he is not arguing the call, and continues to plan his next move.]

JR-Big Sal is thinking of his next move here as he has control of this match.

King-He has CM Punk where he wants him, now it’s a matter of getting it done.

Kris Gaffney-Sounds like something Booker T would say.

King-TELL ME…you DIDN’T JUST SAY THAT!

[He waits as CM Punk gets up to his feet, but suddenly the lights turn off once again like it did for Dewey Pond. The lights turn on as Big Sal is looking around, and CM Punk picks up Big Sal for the GTS, but Big Sal slides out of the back of CM Punk. Big Sal grabs CM Punk around the throat, and lifts him up for the choke slam. But CM Punk rolls up Big Sal, and is able to hold him in place for the 1…………..2………..3!]

JR-CM Punk won this match!

King-But once again, it was due to a distraction.

(“Walk” blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.)

JR-This match is about the events that happened after that fatal four way match.

King-Everyone took out everyone in some way.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, it was hard to keep it all straight.

(“Monster” blasts on the PA system as Abyss walks to the irng, and steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Abyss can look dominate at times, he certainly did that last week.

King-Yeah, he just needs some consistently

Kris Gaffney-For someone with a mind like his, I think you ask too much.

[Abyss gets charged at by Rad Hazard in the isle, but Rad Hazard gets countered with a back body drop that sends Rad Hazard flying, and crashing down on the ramp. Abyss hits a few stomps on the downed Rad Hazard, and the ref comes out on the ramp, and argues with Abyss as Rad Hazard gets up to the seated position, and Abyss hits a running boot to the face that puts down Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard is down on the floor, and Abyss grabs Rad Hazard by the hair, and he brings him into the ring side, and he hits Rad Hazard into the ring steps. He falls down to one knee, and he picks up Rad Hazard, and lifts him up over his head, and he brings him to the ring, and he throws Rad Hazard into the ring, and he crashes into the ring, and Abyss rolls into the ring, and Rad Hazard is getting upt o his feet. Once he gets up, Rad Hazard gets grabbed by the throat by Abyss, and he throws Rad Hazard into the corner. Abyss hits a few body shots to Rad Hazard, this stuns him, and he whips Rad Hazard into the ropes after bringing him out of the corner, and he bounces off of the rop[es. Rad Hazard goes for a vertical press, but it’s catch by Abyss, and Abyss puts on Rad Hazard into a bear hug, Rad Hazard is in pain, and Abyss puts the pressure on Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard looks for a way out of the hold, he hits a few fists to the face of Abyss, but seemly their lacking the zip they are reqired to break this hold seemly Abyss is taking the life out of Rad Hazard, as he is fading, and his arm goes down. The ref goes over to where Rad Hazard is, and he raises his arm once, twice, before the arm goes down for the third time, and Rad Hazard shoots up his arm, and he hits a few hard fists which finally separates the arms of Abyss. Rad Hazard runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and Abyss goes for a big boot to the face, and Rad Hazard ducks under, and he bounces off of the other isde of the ring. He bounces off of the ropes. Rad Hazard leaps in the air, but Abyss catches Rad Hazard, and Abyss holds him for a few moments to let him think of what he’s about to do, and Abyss hits a rib breaker on Rad Hazard. But he brings him up once again, and he throws him on his shoulders, and he hits the shock treatment on Rad Hazard.]

JR-Abyss is dominating, I don’t know if we have seen this Abyss in a long time.

King-Well, guess that what happens when you have so much sexual frustration.

Kris Gaffney-You’d know..

[Abyss rolls out of the ring, and seemly wants to cause more pain to Rad Hazard being that this is a hardcore match, and it’s yet to really get hardcore. So he grabs a chair, and he rolls into the ring, and he waits as Rad Hazard gets up to his feet. Abyss goes for a chair shot to the head, but Rad Hazard ducks it. Rad Hazard waits as Abyss he waits as Rad Hazard hits a super kick on the chair that connects on Abyss head, and Abyss stumbles backwards, and he falls into the ropes, and Rad Hazard gets up, he is hurt, but he knows that he needs to keep on the pressure on Abyss, and he charges at Abyss, Abyss counters with a back body drop over the top rope, but it’s countered by Rad Hazard landing on the apron feet first, and Rad Hazard hits a shoulder block that connects on Abyss. Abyss stumbles backwards, Rad Hazard goes into the turnbuckle, climbs up to the top rope, measures up, and hits a flying back elbow that knocks down Abyss, but Abyss is clearly getting up quickly, so he looks around knowing that he needs to stop Abyss somehow so that he might get some rest from the Monster. So Rad Hazard looks down at the chair, and he grabs it. As Abyss turns around, and Rad Hazard blasts with a chair shot that takes down Abyss. Rad Hazard throws the chair away from the ring so that there isn’t any revenge to be had with it unless Abyss is able to actively seek it during the match at some point. Rad Hazard takes sometime to rest up, when Rad Hazard see’s Abyss getting up to his feet. Abyss throws a fist to the face of Rad Hazard, Rad Hazard ducks it, and Abyss hits a few fists to the face, and he whips Abyss to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard bounces off of the ropes, and Rad Hazard comes off of the ropes. Rad Hazard hits a flying forearm shot to the face that knocks Abyss backwards, and this makes Abyss fall backwards, and gets trapped into the ropes as Rad Hazard looks like he is very happy with this situation.]

JR-Rad Hazard has found a way to take control of this match.

King-And now he has a good situation here.

[Rad Hazard hits a few fists to the face of Abyss, and the ref argues with Rad Hazard, who backs off, and then charges at Abyss who hits a boot to the face, and this makes Rad Hazard go down to the mat, and Rad Hazard crawls under the ropes, and climbs up to the top rope as Abyss gets up to his feet, and he leaps in the air for a move, but Rad Hazard gets caught and driven down by Abyss, who hits the Black Hole Slam on Rad Hazard. Abyss goes into the cover on Rad Hazard, and the ref counts the 1……………2………………3!]

JR-Abyss won this match!

King-Rad didn’t see that one coming I don’t think.

(“Slither” blasts on the PA system as Firestorm walks to the ring, and “If You Smell..” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring.)

JR-This should be an interesting tag team, The Rock isn’t a fan of Firestorm’s, but he does respect him.

King-Firestorm seems indifferent to the whole idea, other than getting movie tickets.

Kris Gaffney-Well…guess there is a plus to every situation.

(“Game On…” blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda and Degenerate walk to the ring, and step inside of the ring.)

JR-These two have been long time friends, so they know what to expect out of each other.

King-But it’s Tony Ikeda…you never know what to expect out of him.

Kris Gaffney-Other than a good nights sleep.

[The Rock and Degenerate start out in th middle of the ring, and they throw fists to the face, and the Rock is gaining ground, and Degenerate hits a knee lift to gain the advantage, and he whips the Rock into the ropes, and the Rock bounces off of the ropes, and Degenerate lowers his head for a back body drop. But the Rock lifts his head up which surprises Degenerate, and the Rock hits a diving clothesline that knocks Degenerate down to the mat, and Degenerate is slow to get up to his feet, and The Rock hits a few fists to the face of Degenerate, and the Rock whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and the Rock hits a spinning eblow to the face that knocks down Degenerate. Degenerate goes down to the mat, and slowly he gets up to his feet, and once he does Degenerate falls into the corner, and the Rock whips Degenerate out of the corner, and he stumbles out of the corner, and the Rock hits a belly to belly over head throw that sends Degenerate flying, and he crashes into the mat, and the Rock picks up Degenerate, and he hits a few fists to the face, and then spits on his fist, and hits an extra hard fist to the face that knocks down Degenerate, and Degenerate goes down hard, and bounces up dazed. The Rock kicks Degenerate in the gut, and puts Degenerate in vertical suplex position, lifts him up, and drops him for a vertical suplex that connects on Degenerate, the Rock gets up to his feet, and the Rock hits a few of his pattern stomps on the downed Degenerate. Finally the ref makes the Rock back away from Degenerate, and the Rock does so, and Degenerate gets up, and once he does. The Rock closes the gap, and Degenerate seeing this see’s it as a chance to try to hit a move, so Degenerate goes for a kick, but it’s countered by the Rock who hits a dragon whip take down, and set up, and the Rock puts him in the Rock shooter, but Tony Ikeda comes into the ring and hits a clubbing blow from behind before the Rock can cause too much damage on him, The Rock looks over to Firestorm, and makes the tag to him, and Firestorm, The Rock puts Degenerate into a Russian leg sweep position, and Firestorm hits a drop kick that sends Degenerate down into a Russian leg sweep, and Firestorm waits as slowly Degenerate gets up to his feet, and once he does Firestorm hits a kick to the gut that sets up Degenerate, and he lifts him up, and hits a impaler DDT that connects on Degenarate planting him into the mat. Firestorm pushes Degenerate on his back, and hooks the leg, and gets the 1…………………2…………………Tony Ikeda comes into the ring, and dives to break up the count seeing that Degenerate was in real trouble. But Firestorm see’s this, and moves out of the way hitting Degenerate instead.]

JR-That was a miscommunication.

King-Although, it did still break the count.

Kris Gaffney-Tell that to Degenerate now.

[Degenerate is in pain, and Tony Ikeda shocked that happened, backs away, and gets back into the corner of the ring, but Degenerate gets up to his feet, he pokes Firestorm in the in the eyes of Firestorm. Firestorm stumbles backwards, and Tony Ikeda tries to go for a move, but Firestorm turns around, and hits a fist to the face of Tony Ikeda that knocks him down. He turns around right into the waiting Degenerate who kicks him in the gut, and he hits a DDT. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, as the Rock gets the crowd behind Firestorm as he goes into the corner, and Degenerate makes the tag to Tony Ikeda, and the Rock gets the tag from Firestorm. The Rock comes into the ring, and The Rock hits a few fists to the face of Tony Ikeda, but suddenly Degenerate gets the attention of the ref, and Tony Ikeda hits a low blow on the Rock, and the Rock sutmlbes around obviously in a lot of pain, he goes right into the waiting Tony Ikeda who hits a t-bone suplex. Tony Ikeda shakes his head as he is trying to get over the fists he got hit with, and the Rock sits up still in a lot of pain, and Tony Ikeda hits a kick to the head of the Rock, and Tony Ikeda puts on a choke hold on the Rock. The ref counts to 4, and Tony Ikeda lets go of the choke hold. Tony Ikeda picks up the Rock, and whips him off of the ropes, and he hits a spinning spine buster as he comes off of the ropes, and Tony Ikeda rolls into the cover from there, and the ref counts the 1……………..2…………….kick out by the Rock!]

JR-Almost a three count there.

King-I think Tony’s going to have do a lot more than that.

[Tony Ikeda is on his knee’s, and he looks around, not knowing what to do, he backs up, and tries to take a cheap shot, and knocks him down on the apron. Tony Ikeda turns around, and plays to the crowd. But before he can go to make the tag to Degenerate, Firestorm comes from behind, and hits a few fists to the face. Seemly the Rock also made the tag to Firestorm. Degenerate comes into the ring, and attacks Firestorm, Tony Ikeda rolls on the outside, and grabs a chair.Degenerate is arguing with the ref about something as Tony Ikeda comes into the ring with the chair, and tries to attack Firestorm, but the Rock comes from behind, and hits a low blow on Tony Ikeda, which all goes undetected. The Rock hits a running clothesline that knocks Degenerate out of the ring, and Firestorm hits the Firestarter on Tony Ikeda! Firestorm goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda, for the 1……………2…………….3!]

JR-Firestorm and the Rock won.

King-That’s no fair, the Rock hit a low blow.

Kris Gaffney-Well…the distraction seemly was for Tony, you live by the sword, you die by it.

(Tony Ikeda gives a death glare to the Rock and Firestorm on the ramp as Shockwave goes off the air.