EMF: Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen) (We open up with the darken arena in Georgia. Pyrotechnics rain down on the stage. The lights turn on after the fireworks end. The camera scans around the crowd as fans yell, and wave their signs. The camera’s pan the crowd a few times, before pulling back displaying the location information.) JR-We are coming off a very exciting Hell on Earth. What will be the fall out? Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler”, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King, there are various new champions in the EMF, it should be interesting to see how the make their presence felt tonight. King-We knew that there was going to be a new TV champion, but who knew that we’d also have a new IC and World champion. Kris Gaffney-Speaking of which his match is first up. JR-That’s right King, Kris, let’s get this show started. (“You think you know me” blasts on the PA system. Smoke fills the entrance. Edge runs out of the smoke. He walks down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-We start out with a rematch of sorts. A few month’s ago, this match headlined Payback. King-Now Wretch wants Payback for payback. Kris Gaffney-Payback for payback, payback..AMERICAN! (Arena lights go black as Lux Aeterna (Tenebrosi Stellata Version) "Eternal Light Dark Star" hits and Wretched walks out holding a candle.) Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… THE WRETCHED NOBODY! (Nobody blows the candle out and the arena lights rise again. He slithers under the bottom rope and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks side to side in his corner – gently tapping together the tips of his fingers seeming intent on hearing the sweet release of the bell ringing.) JR-The world championship is not on the line, but I doubt that Wretch cares. King-He has death on his side now. Kris Gaffney-AH death…there it is! [Edge stands in the middle of the ring. Edge throws a fist to the face of The Wretched Nobody, and The Wretched Nobody is able to catch Edge’s fist, and he crushes it with his hand. Edge yells, Wretched Nobody grabs Edge around the throat with both hands, and he hurls him across the ring. He crashes down on the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody hits a few fists to the face. Edge reels back on the ropes dazed, and the Wretched Nobody whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. The Wretched Nobody goes for the trephination. Edge is able to duck under, and he runs towards the ropes. He bounces off of the other side of the ring. Edge bounces off of the ropes. He jumps in the air, and he goes for a cross body block. The Wretched Nobody catches Edge, and he connects with a fall away slam that sends Edge flying through the air. He crashes down on the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody picks up Edge, and he drops him with a body slam. The Wretched Nobody runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. He jumps in the air, and he connects with a leg drop on Edge] JR-Wretch might have Edge here. King-I don’t think he’s ready to end it yet though. Kris Gaffney-Clearly his leg drop isn’t the leg drop of Doom. [Wretch picks up Edge, and he lifts him up over his shoulder, but Edge struggles out of the hold, and he is able to slide out of the back on the Wretched Nobody. He connects with a reverse neck breaker on Wretched Nobody. Edge and Wretch are down on the match. The ref starts his standing ten count. The ref counts 1………….2…………3……….4……..5………both wrestlers are getting up to their feet………6….Wretch is up to his feet. He runs otwards Edge, Edge ducks under another attempt at the trephination. Edge waits for Wretched Nobody to get up to his feet. Edge kicks Wretch in the gut, and he plants him down with an impaler DDT.] JR-Edge is finding a second wind here. King-He is Edge after all. Kris Gaffney-This is true. [Edge backs up into the corner, he motions for The Wretched Nobody to get up to his feet. Edge runs at Wretch, Wretch catches Edge by the throat. He hurls him across the ring. Edge gets up. Wretch connects with the trephination on Edge. Edge is out cold. Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Edge. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…………3!!] JR-Edge thought he had the world champion…but it wasn’t as he thought. King-He exercises the demons. Kris Gaffney-Miss Jackie approves of this situation. The arena lights go out leaving just one white light shining down on the top of the arena entrance ramp as "Hail To The King" by Avenged Sevenfold plays over the P.A. System and accompanying the music Paul's titantron video plays on the screen at the top of the entrance ramp. Then as Paul goes to walk down the entrance ramp to the ring the arena lights flicker between multiple different colours as. Paul Enters the ring and goes to one corner of the ring and poses whilst standing on the turnbuckle and ropes and points to himself and shouts at the crowd also demanding the respect he deserves as a wrestling legend. JR-Paul Gibson is making his first appearance in the EMF. King-Normally I know who these guys are before they make it on to EMF TV…but no idea here. Kris Gaffney-That’s not always a bad thing. Ecstasy of Gold by Metallica begins to play on the PA. System. The Stranger starts to walk down the ramp. He has a very cold look on his face but continues to walk to the ring and then enters the ring approaching very indifferent of the situation. JR-The Stranger is also looking to make an impact in the EMF. King-Only one can. Kris Gaffney-If more could…I would have had a better career. King-I always love when Kris insults himself for me. [Paul Gibson starts to throw fists to the face of The Stranger. The Stranger ducks under one of the fists, and he hooks Paul Gibson into a waste lock, and he throws him over his head into a german suplex release. Paul Gibson hits on to the mat hard. He slowly gets up to his feet, and he staggers holding the back of his head. The Stranger waits for Paul Gibson to get up to his feet. The Stranger hits a few forearm shots to the face that knocks Paul Gibson back towards the ropes. The Stranger whips him to the ropes. The Stranger lowers his head, and he hits a back body drop on Paul Gibson as he comes off of the roeps. Paul Gibson fly’s through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Paul Gibson hits the mat, and he automatically gets up, clearly stunned, and he gets picked up, and dropped with a scoop slam driver. Paul Gibson leg gets hooked by the Stranger into a pinning combination. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2……KICK OUT by Paul Gibson. Paul Gibson tries to roll away, but The Stranger hits a few stomps on the downed Paul Gibson. The ref argues with The Stranger. The Stranger picks up Paul Gibson, and hits a knee lift into the gut, and he sets him up for a power bomb.] JR-This could be it King. King-Unless Gibson does something about it. Kris Gaffney-I’m sensing him about to do something about it any moment now. King-I’m waiting… [Paul Gibson counters with a back body drop. The Stranger hits the mat, slowly The Stranger gets up to his feet. Paul Gibson hits a few fists to the face of the Stranger, he whips him off of the ropes. He connects with a spinning spine buster. Paul Gibson gets up, he runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. He jumps in the air, and he comes down on Paul Gibson, and he hits a splash on The Stranger. Paul Gibson goes into the cover The Stranger. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2…….KICK OUT by The Stranger.] JR-The Stranger kicks out. King-The Stranger is in danger. Kris Gaffney-Might as well get that out of the way… [Paul Gibson goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. He waits for The Stranger to get up to his feet. Paul Gibson jumps off of the top rope with a senton, but The Stranger catches him, and drives down Paul Gibson into a seated power bomb. The Stranger holds Paul Gibson into a pinning combination. The ref counts 1……….2……3!!] JR-The Stranger gets the victory. What a great debut for the new comer! (“down with the sickness” blasts on the PA system. Angelus Archer walks out on the stage. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-This isn’t the first time Daniel Bryan and Angelus Archer have faced off against each other. King-It hasn’t gone very well for Daniel Bryan from what I remember. Kris Gaffney-Angelus is going to make sure that it stays that way. (“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage. He nods to the crowd. He does the “YES” taunt down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Daniel Bryan has been on a nice little win streak. King-You think it can last against a hall of famer like Angelus. Kris Gaffney-It’s not going to be easy, that much is for sure. [Daniel Bryan ducks under a round house kick to the head by Angelus Archer. Daniel Bryan hits a few knife edge chops to the chest. Angelus Archer counters with a rake to the eyes. This blinds him. Angelus Archer runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Daniel Bryan leaps in the air, and he connects with a flying lariat that brings him down on the mat. Angelus Archer is quick to get up to his feet. Daniel Bryan hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over, and he hooks him with a vertical suplex. He lifts him up, and he drops him hard into the top rope. He falls into the top rope, and he falls back into the ring. Angelus Archer gets up, and he stumbles back up to his feet. He stumbles into the corner. Angelus Archer is slow to get up to his feet, and he stumbles into the corner. He gets up to his feet. Angelus Archer hits a few kicks into the ribs, and he tries to whip him to the other side of the ring. Angelus Archer reverses the whip. Daniel Bryan goes into the corner, and he climbs up to the top turnbuckle as Angelus Archer runs into the corner. Daniel Bryan flips over the top of Angelus Archer. Daniel Bryan runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes, he hits a diving clothesline on Angelus Archer. Daniel Bryan picks up Angelus Archer. Angelus counters with a rake of the eyes. Angelus Archer attempts to go for a belly to back suplex. Daniel Bryan is able to roll out of the back of Angelus Archer. Daniel Bryan tries to drive down Angelus Archer with an arm bar.] JR-Angelus Archer trying to block the No Lock. King-Not the start he wanted. Kris Gaffney-Now he’s trying to survive. [Angelus Archer is able to throw Daniel Bryan off. Daniel Bryan goes off of the move. He gets up to his feet, Angelus Archer counters as Daniel Bryan runs towards him. He hits a one man flap jack. Angelus Archer is slow to get up to his feet. Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet very slowly. Angelus Archer hits a kick to the gut, he hooks Daniel Bryan into a vertical suplex position. He lifts him up, and he drops him with a brain buster. Angelus Archer goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan. The ref goes into postion to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…….KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan. Angelus Archer stares down the ref. Angelus calls for the slain.] JR-Angelus is looking to end this match. King-Zack Ryder isn’t a fan. [Angelus hooks Daniel Bryan, and he goes for the Slain. Daniel Bryan lands on his feet. Angelus Archer tries to attack Daniel Bryan from behind. Daniel Bryan ducks under. Angelus turns around right into the running knee by Daniel Bryan. Angelus goes down. Daniel Bryan goes into the cover on Angelus Archer. The ref counts 1………..2……….3!!] JR-Daniel Bryan was a few steps ahead of Angelus Archer, and used that advantage to get the victory. (“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-This has be a match that Tony has been looking forward to… King-Haven’t we all. Lights in the arena go dark. when the lights come back on LA J is in the center ring with a spot light on her. As Amazing starts playing The Arena flashes black and white lights and Bad Boy appears at the top of the ramp. As he walks down the ramp the ring post have black and white smoke. As he gets to the ring he jumps into the ring lifting LA J and sits her outside the ring and climbs the rope to a corner and sits until his opponent hits the ring. JR-It’s not an odd thing for people of the same nickname to be in the fed at the same time. It should be interesting to see who wins this battle of the bad boy’s. King-And theme songs…remember when Marina and Maria had the same theme song? Kris Gaffney-Truly a memory I don’t want to forget. JR-I know I never forget anything! King-Shut up JR. [Tony Ikeda and “Primetime” Bad Boy start out in the middle of the ring. They stare down each other. Finally they start to throw fists to the face. Tony Ikeda is able to get the advantage, and “Primetime” Bad Boy answers with a knee lift into the gut that doubles him over. Tony Ikeda gets whipped to the ropes. Tony Ikeda bounces off of the ropes. Tony Ikeda hits a shoulder block that knocks down “Primetime” Bad Boy. “Primetime” Bad Boy gets up to his feet, and Tony Ikeda takes down “Primetime” Bad Boy with a side head lock take down, and he puts on the pressure on “Primetime” Bad Boy. “Primetime” Bad Boy fights up to his feet after a few moments. “Primetime” Bad Boy hits a few elbows to the ribs of Tony Ikeda. This breaks the hold, and he runs to the ropes. “Primetime” Bad Boy bounces off of the ropes, Tony Ikeda is able to counter this with a hip toss that puts down “Primetime” Bad Boy. He is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He hooks him with a full nelson, “Primetime” Bad Boy counters with a snapmare that sends Tony Ikeda falling towards the corner. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet. Primetime runs into the corner, but Tony Ikeda is able to catch him, and drop him face first into the top rope with a inverted Russian leg sweep.] JR-“Primetime” has attempted to get the match in control, but a series of counters kept Tony in control. King-The extra d is an advantage. Kris Gaffney-What happens when he upgrades to Baddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd boy. [Tony Ikeda hits a few stomps on “Primetime” Bad Boy in the corner. The ref makes him back off. Tony Ikeda listens to the ref as it’s getting him in position where he wants. Tony Ikeda runs towards “Primetime” Bad Boy. “Primetime” Bad Boy moves out of the way. Tony Ikeda’s head bounces off of the top turnbuckle like a basketball. Tony Ikeda stumbles out of the corner, and “Primetime” Bad Boy lifts him up, and he drops him with a falling slam. “Primetime” Bad Boy climbs up to the top rope, and he sets himself up. He jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with the Amazing splash moonsault. “Primetime” Bad Boy goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2……..Tony Ikeda is able to get his foot on the ropes. The ref see’s it, and he breaks the count. Tony Ikeda rolls out of the ring. And he is slow to pull himself up to his feet on the apron. Tony Ikeda gets hit with a few forearm shots to the face by “Primetime” Bad Boy. “Primetime” Bad Boy seeing that Tony is dazed enough runs towards the ropes, and he sling shots Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda flips over the top rope, and he hits hard into the mat. This obviously hurts Tony Ikeda’s back, he is slow to get up to his feet as “Primetime” is already flying through the air, and he connects with his pattern flying clothesline that puts down Tony Ikeda once again. Primetime calls for the end of the match.] JR-Primetime is looking to end the battle of the Bad Boy’s. King-That would be baddddddddddd Kris Gaffney-Spelling! [Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, Primetime kicks Tony in the gut. He goes for the Bad Boy Stunner, but Tony Ikeda blocks it, and turns it into a full nelson, before he can hit a full nelson suplex. Primetime is able to counter it with a victory roll on Tony. The ref counts 1…………2……Tony Ikeda reverses. Now Tony has Primetime in a pinning combination. 1…………2………3!!] JR-With a series of counters, Tony Ikeda gets the victory. King-That made me dizzy. (“Fantastic Baby” blasts on the PA system. Logan Riley and Wade Wilson step on the stage. They walk down to the ring. They step inside of the ring.) JR-Logan…was brought here under…circumstances. Stephanie McMahon-Walker-Ah….true love. King-You know most people don’t know what you’re talking about. Stephanie McMahon-Walker-They can ask me…yes…that’s really an invitation! Kris Gaffney-I think that was an invitation! (“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape and Shinsuke Nakamango walk out on the stage. Shinsuke Nakamango does various hand gestures. Kenny gives him grapes. They step inside of the ring.) JR-This is a big match for the Melon Club. King-If they can win here, they can get a title shot. Kris Gaffney-If only the Melon Gods want them to. King-…and you never know with them. [Wade Wilson starts in the ring with Shinsuke Nakamango. Shinsuke makes various hand gestures. Wade Wilson does the same thing, this weirds Shinsuke out, he runs towards Wade Wilson. Wade is able to counter with a drop toe hold that sends Shinsuke Nakamango flying down on his face. Wade Wilson waits for Shinsuke Nakamango to get up to his feet. Wade kicks him in the gut that doubles him over, and he double under hooks Shinsuke Nakamango, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a double under hook suplex. Shinsuke Nakamango crashes down on the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet holding his back. Wade Wilson grabs his hand, and he brings him towards him, and he connects with a short arm forearm shot. This drops Shinsuke. This time shinsuke doesn’t get up to his feet, Wade Wilson picks up Shinsuke Nakamango, and he brings him over the corner of Off Consistently. He makes the tag to Logan Riley. Logan Riley steps inside of the ring, and he hooks Shinsuske with a side Russian leg sweep. Wade does the same thing, they both hit a double Russian leg sweep. Logan Riley decides not to go into the cover. He hits a few stomps on the downed Shinsuke Nakamango. He backs up Wade Wilson backs away. Shinsuke Nakamango gets into the corner. Logan Riley runs into the corner, and he connects with a body avalanche. Logan Riley backs up, and he allows Shinsuke to stumble out of the corner. Logan Riley picks up Shinsuke Nakamango stumbles out of the corner. He picks him up, and he drops him with a side walk slam on Shinsuke Nakamango.] JR-Shinsuke might be in trouble here. King-The Melon Gods will help him out! Kris Gaffney-Unless they don’t…to which it isn’t their fault. [Shinsuke Nakamango is down. Logan Riley goes into the cover on Shinsuke Nakamango. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…KICK OUT by Shinsuke Nakamango. Logan picks up Shinsuske over his shoulder, but he is able to slide out of the back of Logan. Shinsuke makes the tag to Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape runs into the ring. Logan Riley tries to attack Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape ducks under, and he waits for Logan Riley to turn around. Kenny Omegrape hits a super kick that knocks back Logan Riley. Kenny Omegrape runs to the ropes, he jumps on the ropes, and he connects with a double handed face buster that plants Logan Riley on the mat. Logan Riley on impact turns over to his back. Kenny OMegrape quickly goes into the nearest corner, he pulls himself up to the second turnbuckle, and he jumps off of the second rope. He connects with a elbow drop to the chest of Logan Riley from the second turnbuckle. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Logan Riley. The ref counts 1…………2………KICK OUT by Logan Riley. Kenny Omegrape gets up, and he notices that Shinsuke wants the tag. Kenny Omegrape goes over to his corner, and he makes the tag to Shinsuke Nakamango. Shinsuke Nakamango comes into the ring.] JR-The Melon Club might be on their way to a victory. King-The Melon Gods favor them tonight. Kris Gaffney-….Only when they don’t. [Shinsuke Nakamango hits a few kicks to the ribs, and he tries to whip Logan Riley to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Logan. Shinsuke Nakamango bounces off of the ropes. Logan Riley lowers his head, but Shinsuke counters with a sunset flip. Logan Riley is losing his balance, he reaches out, and he makes the tag to Wade Wilson. Logan Riley jumps, and he missing Shinsuke Nakamango, Shinsuke not knowing that the tag had been made gets up. Wade kicks Shinsuke in the gut, he hooks him, and he drops him with the Dead Pool. Logan Riley attacks Kenny. Wade goes into the cover on Shinsuke. The ref counts 1…………..2……….3!!] JR-Great team work allowed the team of Off Consistently to win. King-You mean the Melon Gods allowed this. (“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder and Tony Ikeda walk to the ring, they step inside of the ring.) JR-Ryder and Tony know what it’s like to be tag team champions. King-They can’t get revenge on Jimmy and Jey….so might as well get revenge on the people with the belts. Kris Gaffney-That’s always the way to solve conflicts. (“The hired guns theme” blasts on the PA system. Materazzi and Holliday walk down the ramp, and enter the ring.) JR-These two are long friends. King-Not hard to see why…one bets money, the other gives away money. (“You think you know me” blasts on the PA system. Edge and Austin Joseph walk on the stage, they enter the ring.) JR-The former IC and World Champions are looking to bounce back into the tag division. King-Natural progression. [All three teams stay on the opposite sides of the ring. Armando Materazzi says something to Edge. This weirds Edge out for…reasons, he runs towards Armando, and Armando takes him down with a drop toe hold. Edge is slow to get up to his feet. Armando Materazzi hits a quick standing drop kick that knocks Edge backwards, and he falls out of the ring. Armando Materazzi takes a few moments to allow Edge to get up to his feet. When this happens, Armando Materazzi sling shots himself over the top rope, and he hits a cross body block on Edge. Armando Materazzi hits a few punches to the face of Edge. While this is going on, the rest of the wrestlers start to brawl all around the ring. Materazzi on the outside of the ring picks up Edge by his hair, and he lifts him up, and he runs otwards the ring post. He drives his back right into the ring post. Armando Materazzi hits a few stomps on the downed Edge. Armando picks up Edge. He hooks him, and he hits a Russian leg sweep into the barricade. Armando Materazzi picks up Edge, and he throws him into the ring.] JR-Chaos has erupted all around the ring. King-I’m not even sure what to focus on. Kris Gaffney-If only there was something that did it for us. [Zack Ryder and Tony Ikeda set up Austin Joseph. They lift him up, and they drop him with a double vertical suplex. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Austin Joseph as Tony Ikeda attacks the nearest competitor to him. The ref counts 1………..2…KICK OUT by Austin Joseph. Zack Ryder picks up Austin Joseph, he hits a few fists to the face of Austin JOspeh, he attempts to try to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed. As Zack Ryder hits the ropes, he hooks the ropes, and Austin Joseph is not a fan of this at all, so he runs at Austin Joseph, Zack Ryder counters with a boot to the face that stuns Austin Joseph. Zack Ryder runs towards Austin Joseph, he grabs his head, and he drops him with a one handed face crusher. Dazed gets up, but it almost seems like he’s out on his feet. Austin Joseph falls back down in the corner. Zack Ryder looks around as the crowd builds up. Zack Ryder does the fist pump. Woo! Woo! Woo! Zack Ryder runs to the corner, and he connects with the broski boot to the side of the face. Zack Ryder pulls Austin Joseph out of the corner. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Austin Joseph. The ref counts 1…………….2…………James Holliday reaches into the ring, and he breaks up the three count.] JR-Ryder could have won the match on that second attempt, but Holliday wasn’t going to allow us to find out. Kris Gaffney-Where is Tony when you need him? King-That’s just too….sadd? [James Holliday brings Zack Ryder out of the ring, and he smashes him hard with a chair shot from a chair that he had on stand by. James Holliday hits a few stomps on the downed Zack Ryder. But before he can continue the attack Tony Ikeda comes out of no where, and he pushes James Holliday into the ring post. James Holliday shoulder strikes the ring post, and he stumbles towards him. Tony Ikeda hooks James Holliday, and he drops him with a full nelson slam. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet. Then he gets put down by a spear by Edge. Edge seems still stunned from the moves he’s taken thus far. Austin Joseph comes along, and he throws Tony Ikeda into the ring. He rolls into the ring. Austin Joseph goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2………….Zack Ryder dives, and he hits a diving elbow drop to break up the count.] JR-Zack Ryder might have saved the match for more than just his team. King-Well can’t regret it as long as he is prolonging his teams chance at a win, even if it’s prolonging the other teams chances as well. [Austin Joseph gets up, he hits a few fists to the face. Austin whips Zack Ryder off of the ropes. Zack Ryder bounces off of the ropes, and Ryder counters with the Rough Ryder. Zack Ryder gets up to his feet, he gets hit with a chair shot by James Holliday. Ryder rolls out of the ring. Materazzi jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a gullitine leg drop on Austin Joseph. Materazzi goes into the cover on Austin Joseph. The ref counts 1…………..2………..3!!] JR-The team as the hired guns win this match! (“The crown” blasts on the PA system. Lazlo walks out on the stage with her guitar. He leaves his guitar at ring side. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-Lazlo is coming off his first title win. King-The first of many!! Kris Gaffney-Soon he can branch out in the music world like Wade Wilson tag team partner has. (“X is gonna give it to you” blasts on the PA system. Wade Wilson walks out to the ring in so motion. He looks like he’s kind of feeling the effects of the prior match.) JR-This should be interesting to see how Wade reacts to being in his second match of the night. King-I’m not even sure if he’s walking in slow motion on purpose this time. Kris Gaffney-Either way…it works. [Lazlo Veles rushes into the attack on Wade Wilson who seemly is still feeling the effects of the tag team match earlier. He hits a few clubbing blows to the back as he’s getting into the ring. He steps inside of the ring, and then once he’s in the ring, Lazlo Velese hits a few fists to the face of Wade Wilson. Wade Wilson staggers on the ropes, and Lazlo Veles tries to whip Wade Wilson to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Lazlo Velese bounces off of the ropes. He jumps in the air, and he hits a flying shoulder block that knocks him backwards. Wade Wilson falls out of the ring, and he crashes down on the floor. Lazlo Veles takes a few moments to play to the crowd, allowing Wade Wilson to get up to his feet. Lazlo Veles runs to the ropes, he slides out of the ring, and he connects with a swinging neck breaker on the outside mat. Wade Wilson crashes on the mat. Lazlo Veles picks up Wade Wilson, and he slides into the ring. Lazlo Veles picks up Wade Wilson by the hair, he lifts him, and puts him over his shoulder. Lazlo Veles goes into the corner, and he runs out of the corner, and he connects with a running power slam on Wade Wilson. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2……………KICK OUT by Wade Wilson. Lazlo Veles gets up to his feet, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Wade Wilson. He picks up Wade Wilson, and he puts him into a head lock, and he hits a punch to the top of the head. Wade Wilson reels backwards. ] JR-Lazlo Veles has take advantage of the fact Wade already had a match. King-I somehow blame Logan Riley….I’m not sure for what, but it’s clearly his fault. Kris Gaffney-You tell him.. [Lazlo Veles whips Wade Wilson to the ropes. Lazlo Veles uses Wade’s momentum to throw him up in the air. Wade Wilson is able to grab a hold of Lazlo’s head, and drops him with a sit down face buster that puts him down on the mat. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. The ref starts his standing ten count. 1………….2……….3……..4…….5…..both wrestlers get up to their feet…..6………7…….8…..both wrestlers are up to their feet. Lazlo Veles goes for a fist to the face. Wade Wilson ducks under, and he hits a standing drop kick that knocks back Lazlo. Lazlo staggers to the ropes, and he kicks him in the gut. He plants him down with a DDT.] JR-The momentum of this match has turned on a dime. King-Your Mom turns on a dime. Kris Gaffney-I think that’s my line….eeeerr…your mom looks like Ellsworth? [Wade Wilson waits for Lazlo to get up to his feet. Wade Wilson kicks Lazlo in the gut, and he goes for the Dead Pool Lazlo is able to counter with a back body drop that sends Wade Wilson down on the mat. Lazlo falls into the corner. Wade Wilson gets up to his feet. He runs towards the corner. Lazlo throws Wade into the corner. Wade’s shoulder strikes the ring post. Wade Wilson in pain pulls himself out of the corner, he falls to a knee. Lazlo connects with the Lazlo effect!! Wade goes down on the mat. Lazlo goes into the cover on Wade. The ref counts 1………..2……….3!!] JR-Wade fell right into the right situation for Lazlo to take advantage and get the win. King-I’m sure he planned that. (Lazlo rolls out of the ring as he celebrates, Shockwave goes off of the air.)

EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen)

(We open up with the darken arena in Georgia. Pyrotechnics rain down on the stage. The lights turn on after the fireworks end. The camera scans around the crowd as fans yell, and wave their signs. The camera’s pan the crowd a few times, before pulling back displaying the location information.)

JR-We are coming off a very exciting Hell on Earth. What will be the fall out? Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler”, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King, there are various new champions in the EMF, it should be interesting to see how the make their presence felt tonight.

King-We knew that there was going to be a new TV champion, but who knew that we’d also have a new IC and World champion.

Kris Gaffney-Speaking of which his match is first up.

JR-That’s right King, Kris, let’s get this show started.

(“You think you know me” blasts on the PA system. Smoke fills the entrance. Edge runs out of the smoke. He walks down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-We start out with a rematch of sorts. A few month’s ago, this match headlined Payback.

King-Now Wretch wants Payback for payback.

Kris Gaffney-Payback for payback, payback..AMERICAN!

(Arena lights go black as Lux Aeterna (Tenebrosi Stellata Version) "Eternal Light Dark Star" hits and Wretched walks out holding a candle.)

Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

(Nobody blows the candle out and the arena lights rise again. He slithers under the bottom rope and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks side to side in his corner – gently tapping together the tips of his fingers seeming intent on hearing the sweet release of the bell ringing.)

JR-The world championship is not on the line, but I doubt that Wretch cares.

King-He has death on his side now.

Kris Gaffney-AH death…there it is!

[Edge stands in the middle of the ring. Edge throws a fist to the face of The Wretched Nobody, and The Wretched Nobody is able to catch Edge’s fist, and he crushes it with his hand. Edge yells, Wretched Nobody grabs Edge around the throat with both hands, and he hurls him across the ring. He crashes down on the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody hits a few fists to the face. Edge reels back on the ropes dazed, and the Wretched Nobody whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. The Wretched Nobody goes for the trephination. Edge is able to duck under, and he runs towards the ropes. He bounces off of the other side of the ring. Edge bounces off of the ropes. He jumps in the air, and he goes for a cross body block. The Wretched Nobody catches Edge, and he connects with a fall away slam that sends Edge flying through the air. He crashes down on the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody picks up Edge, and he drops him with a body slam. The Wretched Nobody runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. He jumps in the air, and he connects with a leg drop on Edge]

JR-Wretch might have Edge here.

King-I don’t think he’s ready to end it yet though.

Kris Gaffney-Clearly his leg drop isn’t the leg drop of Doom.

[Wretch picks up Edge, and he lifts him up over his shoulder, but Edge struggles out of the hold, and he is able to slide out of the back on the Wretched Nobody. He connects with a reverse neck breaker on Wretched Nobody. Edge and Wretch are down on the match. The ref starts his standing ten count. The ref counts 1………….2…………3……….4……..5………both wrestlers are getting up to their feet………6….Wretch is up to his feet. He runs otwards Edge, Edge ducks under another attempt at the trephination. Edge waits for Wretched Nobody to get up to his feet. Edge kicks Wretch in the gut, and he plants him down with an impaler DDT.]

JR-Edge is finding a second wind here.

King-He is Edge after all.

Kris Gaffney-This is true.

[Edge backs up into the corner, he motions for The Wretched Nobody to get up to his feet. Edge runs at Wretch, Wretch catches Edge by the throat. He hurls him across the ring. Edge gets up. Wretch connects with the trephination on Edge. Edge is out cold. Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Edge. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…………3!!]

JR-Edge thought he had the world champion…but it wasn’t as he thought.

King-He exercises the demons.

Kris Gaffney-Miss Jackie approves of this situation.

The arena lights go out leaving just one white light shining down on the top of the arena entrance ramp as "Hail To The King" by Avenged Sevenfold plays over the P.A. System and accompanying the music Paul's titantron video plays on the screen at the top of the entrance ramp. Then as Paul goes to walk down the entrance ramp to the ring the arena lights flicker between multiple different colours as.

Paul Enters the ring and goes to one corner of the ring and poses whilst standing on the turnbuckle and ropes and points to himself and shouts at the crowd also demanding the respect he deserves as a wrestling legend.

JR-Paul Gibson is making his first appearance in the EMF.

King-Normally I know who these guys are before they make it on to EMF TV…but no idea here.

Kris Gaffney-That’s not always a bad thing.

Ecstasy of Gold by Metallica begins to play on the PA. System. The Stranger starts to walk down the ramp. He has a very cold look on his face but continues to walk to the ring and then enters the ring approaching very indifferent of the situation.

JR-The Stranger is also looking to make an impact in the EMF.

King-Only one can.

Kris Gaffney-If more could…I would have had a better career.

King-I always love when Kris insults himself for me.

[Paul Gibson starts to throw fists to the face of The Stranger. The Stranger ducks under one of the fists, and he hooks Paul Gibson into a waste lock, and he throws him over his head into a german suplex release. Paul Gibson hits on to the mat hard. He slowly gets up to his feet, and he staggers holding the back of his head. The Stranger waits for Paul Gibson to get up to his feet. The Stranger hits a few forearm shots to the face that knocks Paul Gibson back towards the ropes. The Stranger whips him to the ropes. The Stranger lowers his head, and he hits a back body drop on Paul Gibson as he comes off of the roeps. Paul Gibson fly’s through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Paul Gibson hits the mat, and he automatically gets up, clearly stunned, and he gets picked up, and dropped with a scoop slam driver. Paul Gibson leg gets hooked by the Stranger into a pinning combination. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2……KICK OUT by Paul Gibson. Paul Gibson tries to roll away, but The Stranger hits a few stomps on the downed Paul Gibson. The ref argues with The Stranger. The Stranger picks up Paul Gibson, and hits a knee lift into the gut, and he sets him up for a power bomb.]

JR-This could be it King.

King-Unless Gibson does something about it.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sensing him about to do something about it any moment now.

King-I’m waiting…

[Paul Gibson counters with a back body drop. The Stranger hits the mat, slowly The Stranger gets up to his feet. Paul Gibson hits a few fists to the face of the Stranger, he whips him off of the ropes. He connects with a spinning spine buster. Paul Gibson gets up, he runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. He jumps in the air, and he comes down on Paul Gibson, and he hits a splash on The Stranger. Paul Gibson goes into the cover The Stranger. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2…….KICK OUT by The Stranger.]

JR-The Stranger kicks out.

King-The Stranger is in danger.

Kris Gaffney-Might as well get that out of the way…

[Paul Gibson goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. He waits for The Stranger to get up to his feet. Paul Gibson jumps off of the top rope with a senton, but The Stranger catches him, and drives down Paul Gibson into a seated power bomb. The Stranger holds Paul Gibson into a pinning combination. The ref counts 1……….2……3!!]

JR-The Stranger gets the victory. What a great debut for the new comer!

(“down with the sickness” blasts on the PA system. Angelus Archer walks out on the stage. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This isn’t the first time Daniel Bryan and Angelus Archer have faced off against each other.

King-It hasn’t gone very well for Daniel Bryan from what I remember.

Kris Gaffney-Angelus is going to make sure that it stays that way.

(“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage. He nods to the crowd. He does the “YES” taunt down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Daniel Bryan has been on a nice little win streak.

King-You think it can last against a hall of famer like Angelus.

Kris Gaffney-It’s not going to be easy, that much is for sure.

[Daniel Bryan ducks under a round house kick to the head by Angelus Archer. Daniel Bryan hits a few knife edge chops to the chest. Angelus Archer counters with a rake to the eyes. This blinds him. Angelus Archer runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Daniel Bryan leaps in the air, and he connects with a flying lariat that brings him down on the mat. Angelus Archer is quick to get up to his feet. Daniel Bryan hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over, and he hooks him with a vertical suplex. He lifts him up, and he drops him hard into the top rope. He falls into the top rope, and he falls back into the ring. Angelus Archer gets up, and he stumbles back up to his feet. He stumbles into the corner. Angelus Archer is slow to get up to his feet, and he stumbles into the corner. He gets up to his feet. Angelus Archer hits a few kicks into the ribs, and he tries to whip him to the other side of the ring. Angelus Archer reverses the whip. Daniel Bryan goes into the corner, and he climbs up to the top turnbuckle as Angelus Archer runs into the corner. Daniel Bryan flips over the top of Angelus Archer. Daniel Bryan runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes, he hits a diving clothesline on Angelus Archer. Daniel Bryan picks up Angelus Archer. Angelus counters with a rake of the eyes. Angelus Archer attempts to go for a belly to back suplex. Daniel Bryan is able to roll out of the back of Angelus Archer. Daniel Bryan tries to drive down Angelus Archer with an arm bar.]

JR-Angelus Archer trying to block the No Lock.

King-Not the start he wanted.

Kris Gaffney-Now he’s trying to survive.

[Angelus Archer is able to throw Daniel Bryan off. Daniel Bryan goes off of the move. He gets up to his feet, Angelus Archer counters as Daniel Bryan runs towards him. He hits a one man flap jack. Angelus Archer is slow to get up to his feet. Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet very slowly. Angelus Archer hits a kick to the gut, he hooks Daniel Bryan into a vertical suplex position. He lifts him up, and he drops him with a brain buster. Angelus Archer goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan. The ref goes into postion to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…….KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan. Angelus Archer stares down the ref. Angelus calls for the slain.]

JR-Angelus is looking to end this match.

King-Zack Ryder isn’t a fan.

[Angelus hooks Daniel Bryan, and he goes for the Slain. Daniel Bryan lands on his feet. Angelus Archer tries to attack Daniel Bryan from behind. Daniel Bryan ducks under. Angelus turns around right into the running knee by Daniel Bryan. Angelus goes down. Daniel Bryan goes into the cover on Angelus Archer. The ref counts 1………..2……….3!!]

JR-Daniel Bryan was a few steps ahead of Angelus Archer, and used that advantage to get the victory.

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This has be a match that Tony has been looking forward to…

King-Haven’t we all.

Lights in the arena go dark. when the lights come back on LA J is in the center ring with a spot light on her. As Amazing starts playing The Arena flashes black and white lights and Bad Boy appears at the top of the ramp. As he walks down the ramp the ring post have black and white smoke. As he gets to the ring he jumps into the ring lifting LA J and sits her outside the ring and climbs the rope to a corner and sits until his opponent hits the ring.

JR-It’s not an odd thing for people of the same nickname to be in the fed at the same time. It should be interesting to see who wins this battle of the bad boy’s.

King-And theme songs…remember when Marina and Maria had the same theme song?

Kris Gaffney-Truly a memory I don’t want to forget.

JR-I know I never forget anything!

King-Shut up JR.

[Tony Ikeda and “Primetime” Bad Boy start out in the middle of the ring. They stare down each other. Finally they start to throw fists to the face. Tony Ikeda is able to get the advantage, and “Primetime” Bad Boy answers with a knee lift into the gut that doubles him over. Tony Ikeda gets whipped to the ropes. Tony Ikeda bounces off of the ropes. Tony Ikeda hits a shoulder block that knocks down “Primetime” Bad Boy. “Primetime” Bad Boy gets up to his feet, and Tony Ikeda takes down “Primetime” Bad Boy with a side head lock take down, and he puts on the pressure on “Primetime” Bad Boy. “Primetime” Bad Boy fights up to his feet after a few moments. “Primetime” Bad Boy hits a few elbows to the ribs of Tony Ikeda. This breaks the hold, and he runs to the ropes. “Primetime” Bad Boy bounces off of the ropes, Tony Ikeda is able to counter this with a hip toss that puts down “Primetime” Bad Boy. He is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He hooks him with a full nelson, “Primetime” Bad Boy counters with a snapmare that sends Tony Ikeda falling towards the corner. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet. Primetime runs into the corner, but Tony Ikeda is able to catch him, and drop him face first into the top rope with a inverted Russian leg sweep.]

JR-“Primetime” has attempted to get the match in control, but a series of counters kept Tony in control.

King-The extra d is an advantage.

Kris Gaffney-What happens when he upgrades to Baddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd boy.

[Tony Ikeda hits a few stomps on “Primetime” Bad Boy in the corner. The ref makes him back off. Tony Ikeda listens to the ref as it’s getting him in position where he wants. Tony Ikeda runs towards “Primetime” Bad Boy. “Primetime” Bad Boy moves out of the way. Tony Ikeda’s head bounces off of the top turnbuckle like a basketball. Tony Ikeda stumbles out of the corner, and “Primetime” Bad Boy lifts him up, and he drops him with a falling slam. “Primetime” Bad Boy climbs up to the top rope, and he sets himself up. He jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with the Amazing splash moonsault. “Primetime” Bad Boy goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2……..Tony Ikeda is able to get his foot on the ropes. The ref see’s it, and he breaks the count. Tony Ikeda rolls out of the ring. And he is slow to pull himself up to his feet on the apron. Tony Ikeda gets hit with a few forearm shots to the face by “Primetime” Bad Boy. “Primetime” Bad Boy seeing that Tony is dazed enough runs towards the ropes, and he sling shots Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda flips over the top rope, and he hits hard into the mat. This obviously hurts Tony Ikeda’s back, he is slow to get up to his feet as “Primetime” is already flying through the air, and he connects with his pattern flying clothesline that puts down Tony Ikeda once again. Primetime calls for the end of the match.]

JR-Primetime is looking to end the battle of the Bad Boy’s.

King-That would be baddddddddddd

Kris Gaffney-Spelling!

[Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, Primetime kicks Tony in the gut. He goes for the Bad Boy Stunner, but Tony Ikeda blocks it, and turns it into a full nelson, before he can hit a full nelson suplex. Primetime is able to counter it with a victory roll on Tony. The ref counts 1…………2……Tony Ikeda reverses. Now Tony has Primetime in a pinning combination. 1…………2………3!!]

JR-With a series of counters, Tony Ikeda gets the victory.

King-That made me dizzy.

(“Fantastic Baby” blasts on the PA system. Logan Riley and Wade Wilson step on the stage. They walk down to the ring. They step inside of the ring.)

JR-Logan…was brought here under…circumstances.

Stephanie McMahon-Walker-Ah….true love.

King-You know most people don’t know what you’re talking about.

Stephanie McMahon-Walker-They can ask me…yes…that’s really an invitation!

Kris Gaffney-I think that was an invitation!

(“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape and Shinsuke Nakamango walk out on the stage. Shinsuke Nakamango does various hand gestures. Kenny gives him grapes. They step inside of the ring.)

JR-This is a big match for the Melon Club.

King-If they can win here, they can get a title shot.

Kris Gaffney-If only the Melon Gods want them to.

King-…and you never know with them.

[Wade Wilson starts in the ring with Shinsuke Nakamango. Shinsuke makes various hand gestures. Wade Wilson does the same thing, this weirds Shinsuke out, he runs towards Wade Wilson. Wade is able to counter with a drop toe hold that sends Shinsuke Nakamango flying down on his face. Wade Wilson waits for Shinsuke Nakamango to get up to his feet. Wade kicks him in the gut that doubles him over, and he double under hooks Shinsuke Nakamango, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a double under hook suplex. Shinsuke Nakamango crashes down on the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet holding his back. Wade Wilson grabs his hand, and he brings him towards him, and he connects with a short arm forearm shot. This drops Shinsuke. This time shinsuke doesn’t get up to his feet, Wade Wilson picks up Shinsuke Nakamango, and he brings him over the corner of Off Consistently. He makes the tag to Logan Riley. Logan Riley steps inside of the ring, and he hooks Shinsuske with a side Russian leg sweep. Wade does the same thing, they both hit a double Russian leg sweep. Logan Riley decides not to go into the cover. He hits a few stomps on the downed Shinsuke Nakamango. He backs up Wade Wilson backs away. Shinsuke Nakamango gets into the corner. Logan Riley runs into the corner, and he connects with a body avalanche. Logan Riley backs up, and he allows Shinsuke to stumble out of the corner. Logan Riley picks up Shinsuke Nakamango stumbles out of the corner. He picks him up, and he drops him with a side walk slam on Shinsuke Nakamango.]

JR-Shinsuke might be in trouble here.

King-The Melon Gods will help him out!

Kris Gaffney-Unless they don’t…to which it isn’t their fault.

[Shinsuke Nakamango is down. Logan Riley goes into the cover on Shinsuke Nakamango. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…KICK OUT by Shinsuke Nakamango. Logan picks up Shinsuske over his shoulder, but he is able to slide out of the back of Logan. Shinsuke makes the tag to Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape runs into the ring. Logan Riley tries to attack Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape ducks under, and he waits for Logan Riley to turn around. Kenny Omegrape hits a super kick that knocks back Logan Riley. Kenny Omegrape runs to the ropes, he jumps on the ropes, and he connects with a double handed face buster that plants Logan Riley on the mat. Logan Riley on impact turns over to his back. Kenny OMegrape quickly goes into the nearest corner, he pulls himself up to the second turnbuckle, and he jumps off of the second rope. He connects with a elbow drop to the chest of Logan Riley from the second turnbuckle. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Logan Riley. The ref counts 1…………2………KICK OUT by Logan Riley. Kenny Omegrape gets up, and he notices that Shinsuke wants the tag. Kenny Omegrape goes over to his corner, and he makes the tag to Shinsuke Nakamango. Shinsuke Nakamango comes into the ring.]

JR-The Melon Club might be on their way to a victory.

King-The Melon Gods favor them tonight.

Kris Gaffney-….Only when they don’t.

[Shinsuke Nakamango hits a few kicks to the ribs, and he tries to whip Logan Riley to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Logan. Shinsuke Nakamango bounces off of the ropes. Logan Riley lowers his head, but Shinsuke counters with a sunset flip. Logan Riley is losing his balance, he reaches out, and he makes the tag to Wade Wilson. Logan Riley jumps, and he missing Shinsuke Nakamango, Shinsuke not knowing that the tag had been made gets up. Wade kicks Shinsuke in the gut, he hooks him, and he drops him with the Dead Pool. Logan Riley attacks Kenny. Wade goes into the cover on Shinsuke. The ref counts 1…………..2……….3!!]

JR-Great team work allowed the team of Off Consistently to win.

King-You mean the Melon Gods allowed this.

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder and Tony Ikeda walk to the ring, they step inside of the ring.)

JR-Ryder and Tony know what it’s like to be tag team champions.

King-They can’t get revenge on Jimmy and Jey….so might as well get revenge on the people with the belts.

Kris Gaffney-That’s always the way to solve conflicts.

(“The hired guns theme” blasts on the PA system. Materazzi and Holliday walk down the ramp, and enter the ring.)

JR-These two are long friends.

King-Not hard to see why…one bets money, the other gives away money.

(“You think you know me” blasts on the PA system. Edge and Austin Joseph walk on the stage, they enter the ring.)

JR-The former IC and World Champions are looking to bounce back into the tag division.

King-Natural progression.

[All three teams stay on the opposite sides of the ring. Armando Materazzi says something to Edge. This weirds Edge out for…reasons, he runs towards Armando, and Armando takes him down with a drop toe hold. Edge is slow to get up to his feet. Armando Materazzi hits a quick standing drop kick that knocks Edge backwards, and he falls out of the ring. Armando Materazzi takes a few moments to allow Edge to get up to his feet. When this happens, Armando Materazzi sling shots himself over the top rope, and he hits a cross body block on Edge. Armando Materazzi hits a few punches to the face of Edge. While this is going on, the rest of the wrestlers start to brawl all around the ring. Materazzi on the outside of the ring picks up Edge by his hair, and he lifts him up, and he runs otwards the ring post. He drives his back right into the ring post. Armando Materazzi hits a few stomps on the downed Edge. Armando picks up Edge. He hooks him, and he hits a Russian leg sweep into the barricade. Armando Materazzi picks up Edge, and he throws him into the ring.]

JR-Chaos has erupted all around the ring.

King-I’m not even sure what to focus on.

Kris Gaffney-If only there was something that did it for us.

[Zack Ryder and Tony Ikeda set up Austin Joseph. They lift him up, and they drop him with a double vertical suplex. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Austin Joseph as Tony Ikeda attacks the nearest competitor to him. The ref counts 1………..2…KICK OUT by Austin Joseph. Zack Ryder picks up Austin Joseph, he hits a few fists to the face of Austin JOspeh, he attempts to try to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed. As Zack Ryder hits the ropes, he hooks the ropes, and Austin Joseph is not a fan of this at all, so he runs at Austin Joseph, Zack Ryder counters with a boot to the face that stuns Austin Joseph. Zack Ryder runs towards Austin Joseph, he grabs his head, and he drops him with a one handed face crusher. Dazed gets up, but it almost seems like he’s out on his feet. Austin Joseph falls back down in the corner. Zack Ryder looks around as the crowd builds up. Zack Ryder does the fist pump. Woo! Woo! Woo! Zack Ryder runs to the corner, and he connects with the broski boot to the side of the face. Zack Ryder pulls Austin Joseph out of the corner. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Austin Joseph. The ref counts 1…………….2…………James Holliday reaches into the ring, and he breaks up the three count.]

JR-Ryder could have won the match on that second attempt, but Holliday wasn’t going to allow us to find out.

Kris Gaffney-Where is Tony when you need him?

King-That’s just too….sadd?

[James Holliday brings Zack Ryder out of the ring, and he smashes him hard with a chair shot from a chair that he had on stand by. James Holliday hits a few stomps on the downed Zack Ryder. But before he can continue the attack Tony Ikeda comes out of no where, and he pushes James Holliday into the ring post. James Holliday shoulder strikes the ring post, and he stumbles towards him. Tony Ikeda hooks James Holliday, and he drops him with a full nelson slam. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet. Then he gets put down by a spear by Edge. Edge seems still stunned from the moves he’s taken thus far. Austin Joseph comes along, and he throws Tony Ikeda into the ring. He rolls into the ring. Austin Joseph goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2………….Zack Ryder dives, and he hits a diving elbow drop to break up the count.]

JR-Zack Ryder might have saved the match for more than just his team.

King-Well can’t regret it as long as he is prolonging his teams chance at a win, even if it’s prolonging the other teams chances as well.

[Austin Joseph gets up, he hits a few fists to the face. Austin whips Zack Ryder off of the ropes. Zack Ryder bounces off of the ropes, and Ryder counters with the Rough Ryder. Zack Ryder gets up to his feet, he gets hit with a chair shot by James Holliday. Ryder rolls out of the ring. Materazzi jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a gullitine leg drop on Austin Joseph. Materazzi goes into the cover on Austin Joseph. The ref counts 1…………..2………..3!!]

JR-The team as the hired guns win this match!

(“The crown” blasts on the PA system. Lazlo walks out on the stage with her guitar. He leaves his guitar at ring side. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Lazlo is coming off his first title win.

King-The first of many!!

Kris Gaffney-Soon he can branch out in the music world like Wade Wilson tag team partner has.

(“X is gonna give it to you” blasts on the PA system. Wade Wilson walks out to the ring in so motion. He looks like he’s kind of feeling the effects of the prior match.)

JR-This should be interesting to see how Wade reacts to being in his second match of the night.

King-I’m not even sure if he’s walking in slow motion on purpose this time.

Kris Gaffney-Either way…it works.

[Lazlo Veles rushes into the attack on Wade Wilson who seemly is still feeling the effects of the tag team match earlier. He hits a few clubbing blows to the back as he’s getting into the ring. He steps inside of the ring, and then once he’s in the ring, Lazlo Velese hits a few fists to the face of Wade Wilson. Wade Wilson staggers on the ropes, and Lazlo Veles tries to whip Wade Wilson to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Lazlo Velese bounces off of the ropes. He jumps in the air, and he hits a flying shoulder block that knocks him backwards. Wade Wilson falls out of the ring, and he crashes down on the floor. Lazlo Veles takes a few moments to play to the crowd, allowing Wade Wilson to get up to his feet. Lazlo Veles runs to the ropes, he slides out of the ring, and he connects with a swinging neck breaker on the outside mat. Wade Wilson crashes on the mat. Lazlo Veles picks up Wade Wilson, and he slides into the ring. Lazlo Veles picks up Wade Wilson by the hair, he lifts him, and puts him over his shoulder. Lazlo Veles goes into the corner, and he runs out of the corner, and he connects with a running power slam on Wade Wilson. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2……………KICK OUT by Wade Wilson. Lazlo Veles gets up to his feet, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Wade Wilson. He picks up Wade Wilson, and he puts him into a head lock, and he hits a punch to the top of the head. Wade Wilson reels backwards. ]

JR-Lazlo Veles has take advantage of the fact Wade already had a match.

King-I somehow blame Logan Riley….I’m not sure for what, but it’s clearly his fault.

Kris Gaffney-You tell him..

[Lazlo Veles whips Wade Wilson to the ropes. Lazlo Veles uses Wade’s momentum to throw him up in the air. Wade Wilson is able to grab a hold of Lazlo’s head, and drops him with a sit down face buster that puts him down on the mat. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. The ref starts his standing ten count. 1………….2……….3……..4…….5…..both wrestlers get up to their feet…..6………7…….8…..both wrestlers are up to their feet. Lazlo Veles goes for a fist to the face. Wade Wilson ducks under, and he hits a standing drop kick that knocks back Lazlo. Lazlo staggers to the ropes, and he kicks him in the gut. He plants him down with a DDT.]

JR-The momentum of this match has turned on a dime.

King-Your Mom turns on a dime.

Kris Gaffney-I think that’s my line….eeeerr…your mom looks like Ellsworth?

[Wade Wilson waits for Lazlo to get up to his feet. Wade Wilson kicks Lazlo in the gut, and he goes for the Dead Pool Lazlo is able to counter with a back body drop that sends Wade Wilson down on the mat. Lazlo falls into the corner. Wade Wilson gets up to his feet. He runs towards the corner. Lazlo throws Wade into the corner. Wade’s shoulder strikes the ring post. Wade Wilson in pain pulls himself out of the corner, he falls to a knee. Lazlo connects with the Lazlo effect!! Wade goes down on the mat. Lazlo goes into the cover on Wade. The ref counts 1………..2……….3!!]

JR-Wade fell right into the right situation for Lazlo to take advantage and get the win.

King-I’m sure he planned that.

(Lazlo rolls out of the ring as he celebrates, Shockwave goes off of the air.)