EMF: Shockwave
	JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Ray Revenge!!! As my music comes across the PA system I walk out to the stage. I stand there and lift both my arms and there is pro. I then walk down the ramp up the stairs and through the middle to the ring. JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Bluetista!!! (crowd boos **) [Bluetista walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Ray Revenge checks his boots. Bluetista places Ray Revenge on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. (ring, ring, ring) Ray Revenge mule kicks Bluetista. Bluetista short lariats Ray Revenge. Bluetista stomps Ray Revenge. Ray Revenge hiptosses Bluetista. Bluetista slaps Ray Revenge. Ray Revenge hits Bluetista with an atomic drop. Ray Revenge apllies the camel clutch on Bluetista. The referee is checking the situation. ... Ray Revenge tightens the hold. ... Ray Revenge breaks the hold. Ray Revenge drags Bluetista to the floor. ] JR - Bluetista is much safer at ringside. Ray Revenge can't get a pin there. [Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) They lockup. Ray Revenge sends Bluetista to the corner of ringside. (...3) Ray Revenge gets elbowed to his midsection by Ray Revenge. (....4) Bluetista gets hit with a dragon scerw from Ray Revenge. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Ray Revenge punches Bluetista repeatedly. Ray Revenge kicks Bluetista in the stomach. Bluetista is back on his feet. Ray Revenge hits a dragon suplex on Bluetista. Ray Revenge is back on his feet. Bluetista is back on his feet. Ray Revenge apllies the camel clutch on Bluetista. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... (AHHHH!) Bluetista escapes. Ray Revenge rakes his fingers across Bluetista's back. Bluetista runs and tackles Ray Revenge. Bluetista punches him in the head. Ray Revenge is back on his feet. Ray Revenge comes from behind and bulldogs Bluetista. Ray Revenge gets back to his feet. Ray Revenge punches Bluetista repeatedly. Ray Revenge gets hit with a running powerslam by Bluetista Bluetista sucks chants start in the crowd. Bluetista gets up. Ray Revenge gets knocked on the ground and Bluetista flips onto him. Now Bluetista standing. Ray Revenge gets back to his feet. Ray Revenge hits him with a back fist. Bluetista gets hit with a dragon scerw from Ray Revenge. Ray Revenge gets up. Bluetista gets back to his feet. Bluetista knifehand chops Ray Revenge. Bluetista hits Ray Revenge with the back of his elbow. ] JR - Bluetista with a back elbow. [Bluetista lifts Ray Revenge into the air. Holds him and drops him to the mat. Bluetista moves back to his feet. Bluetista executes a leg hammerlock on Ray Revenge. The referee is checking the situation. ... (AHHHH!) ... Ray Revenge is fighting the hold. ... ... Ray Revenge trys to escape. Bluetista breaks the hold. Bluetista climbs to the second turnbuckle and moonsaults onto Ray Revenge. Bluetista is back on his feet. Bluetista with a somersault splash on Ray Revenge. Bluetista moves back to his feet. Ray Revenge clotheslines Bluetista. Ray Revenge hits him with a back fist. Bluetista yells something about being a friend. Ray doesn't know what Bluetista is talking about. Bluetista tries to go for revenge with a clothesline on Ray Revenge. Ray ducks under, Bluetista turns around. Ray Revenge connects with the Codebreaker. Bluetista is out of it. Ray Revenge goes for a pin. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 JR - The winner of this match, Ray Revenge!!! (The EMF logo flashes on the screen.) (We open up with the darken arena. Pyrotechnics blasts on the Shockwave stage. The lights turn on as fans yell and wave their signs. The camera sweeps around the crowd for a few shots before it displays it’s location information. We get one more shot of the crowd.) JR-We have come to the still very new home of the Golden State Warriors. Hello and Welcome I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler and Kris “KG” Gaffney King-Tonight we go towards Whiplash. Kris Gaffney-I’m sure someone made a joke about that Pay Per View name. King-In fact the man who gave the PPV name. Kris Gaffney-Figures. JR-Let’s get started with the first match of the night. (“Game on” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and down to the irng. “Judas” blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks out with AJ Lee skipping around himg. Troy enters the ring.) JR-Normally these two are tag team partners. King-As well as people who hate each other. Kris Gaffney-So really there is nothing different. On the tron it shows an open field with a sign that just says "SV" and "I'm Back" plays on the speakers. The scene on the tron changes and it shows Killer Tschida's face complete with sunglasses. The words "EFEDERATION LEGEND, KILLER TSCHIDA!" show up on the tron. Killer Tschida then shows up in the aisle and he points his fist to the ring then he throws his fist up and back as pyro goes off. JR-The new comer is looking to strike quickly and gain a championship shot. King-He is facing two veterans in the EMF. Kris Gaffney-It should be interesting to see how he deals with that. [Tony Ikeda and Troy Gafgen the normal tag team, but admitted haters of each other run at each other and throw fists to the face, neither seem to be giving up the fist fight. Seemly Killer Tschida doesn’t appreciate this at all. Killer Tschida hits a running knee to the side of the head that knocks back Tony Ikeda. Troy Gafgen tries to go after Killer Tschida, but it’s ducked under, and he connects with a killer kick that knocks Troy Gafgen backwards into the ropes. Killer Tschida runs towards the ropes, and he connects with a clothesline over the top rope that sends Troy Gafgen flying over the top rope, and he crashes down on the mat. Tony Ikeda has recovered though, and Killer Tschida is able to turn around in time to see that Tony is running otwards him, and he connects with a hot shot that sends flying through the air, and he crashes into the ropes. Tony Ikeda staggers backwards, and Killer Tschida is able hook him, and he drops him with a german suplex with a bridge. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda.] JR-Tony Ikeda kicks out. King-I guess the hate that Tony and Troy have for each other was too strong. Kris Gaffney-Yet they’re a tag team. [Troy Gafgen pulls Killer Tschida out of the ring. Troy Gafgen ducks under a fist by Killer, and he hooks him into a neck breaker, and drops him with the chaos maker. Troy Gafgen grabs Killer Tschida by the hair, and he throws him hard into the ring steps. Troy Gafgen steps inside of the ring, and once he gets in the ring he see’s that Tony Ikeda has gotten up in the corner, Troy runs towards Tony. Tony gets up his boot up. ] JR-It seemed like Troy was gaining momentum there. King-Maybe he still will. [Tony Ikeda pulls himself up to the second rope, and Tony Ikeda hooks Troy Gafgen, and he drops him with a tornado DDT. Both wrestlers take a few moments to get up to his feet. Troy Gafgen gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet Tony Ikeda hooks him into full nelson and he drops him with a full nelson suplex. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Troy Gafgen. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…..Killer Tschida breaks up the count.] JR-At the last moment Killer Tschida breaks up the pin. King-He might have to have done that. [Tony tries to get up to his feet, but Killer is able to block it, and he locks in the Tschida Lock. Tony looks like he’s in pain, before he can consider tap, Troy dives and tries to break up the cover. But Killer Tschida is able to let go of the hold Troy hits Tony instead. Killer rolls up Troy into a school boy. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…………3!!] JR-Troy made a mistake, and it cost him the match. King-As well as Tony. Kris Gaffney-That’s why he hates Troy Gafgen so much. (“Tay Conti’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Tay Conti walks out on the stage, she steps inside of the ring.) JR-Tay Conti has a lot of fighting ability. King-She’s going to need it if she wants to beat someone that’s elite. Kris Gaffney-That’s always a difficult thing to do. The lights turn golden and a hip-hop track (Nicki Minaj - Click Clack). begins to play. Wearing golden two-piece gear that shows off her impressive form, the natural and elite athlete turns around and pulls her silver jacket off her shoulders while posing. She flexes once it’s removed and walks down the ramp to fans that are unsure whether to boo or cheer, rolls into the ring, and does some more showboating once she’s past the ropes. JR-Jordyn Jade is looking to get back to her winning ways. King-At least in the EMF. Kris Gaffney-That’s true, although I find it funny that Tay Conti’s more often a BWO talent. [Jordyn Jade and Tay Conti pace around the ring. Tay Conti locks up with Jordyn Jade, and she attempts to match her strength, but soon finds out that is not possible at this moment as Jordyn Jade throws her into the corner. JOrdyn Jade attempts to go for a fist to the face, but Tay Conti is able to duck under, and she runs to the ropes. She bounces off of the ropes. Jordyn Jade hits a running forearm that floors Tay Conti. Conti is slow to get up to her feet, and Jordyn Jade picks up Tay Conti, and she drops her with a body slam. Jordyn Jade is able drop a knee drop across the face of Tay Conti. Jordyn Jade goes into the cover on Tay Conti. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by Tay Conti. Jordyn Jade stares down the ref, but what she’s really doing is allowing Tay Conti to get up to her feet in the corner. Tay Conti runs towards the corner which Tay Conti is in and Jordyn Jade runs towards the corner, and she connects with a knee into the stomach area of Tay Conti. Jordyn Jade backs out of the corner. Tay Conti staggers out of the corner. Jordyn Jade picks her up over her head with a military press.] JR-What power by Jordyn Jade. King-Tay has got to wonder what it’s going to take to stop Jordyn Jade. Kris Gaffney-Zack Ryder probably doesn’t think it can be done, especially since she’s elite! [Tay Conti is able to struggle, and she falls behind her, and she hits a knee lift, and Tay Conti hits a knee lift into the gut that stuns Jordyn Jade. Tay Conti hooks Jordyn Jade, and she connects with a t-bone suplex that sends her flying through the air. Jordyn Jade hits hard into the mat. She’s slow to get up to her feet. Tay Conti kicks her in the gut that stuns Jordyn Jade. Tay Conti drops Jordyn with a DDT. Tay pushes her on to her back. Tay goes into the cover on Jordyn Jade. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………….2……………KICK OUT by Jordyn Jade!!] JR-Tay Conti might be going towards a win here. King-Would that be Elite? Kris Gaffney-I don’t think so. [Tay Conti goes to the outside of the ring, and she climbs up to the top rope, and she waits for Jordyn Jade. Tay jumps off of the top rope. Jordyn ducks under Tay as she fly’s towards her, and Tay lands on her feet. Jade hooks Conti, she lifts her up, and drops her on her face with the feeling jaded. Jade transitioned to a seated pinning combination on Tay Conti. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2……………3!!] JR-Jordyn Jade gets the victory. (“The Duck song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-This match goes further than just the fact that Walter has experience with the Extreme Championship. King-A month ago the Melon Gods felt it necessary to take away their belts. I’m so glad that they did that, they were just weighing down the Melon Club! Kris Gaffney-Always something… Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage. JR-However Ricky Vegas has got to wonder ifWalter has revenge on his mind. He did go through Walter to get the shot last month. King-Meh, he only got it because that’s what the Melon Gods said. [Walter Melon and Ricky Vegas throw fists to the face, and Walter Melon seems to be winning the exchange, and he whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Walter Melon goes for a clothesline, but Ricky Vegas ducks under, and Ricky Vegas hits a diving clothesline that puts down Walter Melon. Walter Melon gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet Walter Melon gets taken down with a double leg take down, and he sets him up towards the corner. Ricky Vegas hits a catapault that sends Walter Melon flying towards the corner, and he staggers out of the corner, and Ricky Vegas waits for Walter Melon to stumble towards him, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a body slam. Ricky Vegas picks up Walter Melon, and he drops him with another body slam, Ricky Vegas lifts him up, and he drops him once again with another body slam Ricky Vegas goes to the corner, and he motions for Walter Melon to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, he turns around right into the Full House running boot to the face that puts down Walter Melon. Ricky Vegas goes into the cover on Walter Melon. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2….Walter Melon gets his boot on the bottom rope. Ricky Vegas waits for Walter Melon to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, he takes him down, and he hooks him for the black jack.] JR-The Black jack!! This is a very painful hold. King-If only Walter had made this a barred hold match. Kris Gaffney-You mean a standard match. King-That one. [Walter Melon is in pain, he crawls towards the ropes, but out of no where he is able to roll through, and Ricky Vegas hits the top rope throat first. Obviously this stuns Vegas. Walter Melon gets up to his feet, and he drops him with a DDT. Walter Melon get ups up and asks for advice from the Melon Gods when he realizes the crowd is all Ashley Irvine who yell “WATERMELON!!”. Ricky Vegas gets up to his feet, and Walter Melon lifts him up, and he drops him with a body slam. Walter Melon goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope.] JR-Walter Melon seems like he’s going for the fruit splash smash. Kris Gaffney-Think this will work? King-If the Melon Gods said it will. [Walter Melon jumps off, but as he leaves his feet. Ricky repositions himself on the mat, and Ricky catches him right into Viva Las Vegas. Walter Melon is able to swing a few fists that land, but Ricky is able to turn a bit to make sure that his arms can’t reach, and he reapplys the pressure. The ref checks Walter’s arm. The ref calls for the bell. Ricky Vegas wins via submission.] JR-Walter was just caught in that submission. King-Must be because there is something more dramatic that the Melon Gods are setting up. (“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out of the back with his web camera. He walks down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-This next match is a match between two contenders. King-Zack Ryder is already World Champion of web footage shooting. Kris Gaffney-In fact he’s elite at it!! As the lights go out in the arena, The State of Massachusettes cranks through the speakers. An orange spotlight illumiates the top of the ramp, highlighting the figure of Tommy Malone gives the crowd their first glimpse of the Irish Renegade. Standing with his back toward the ring, Tommy is wearing a black leather jacket that has the Irish Flag spray painted on the back of it, his arms out toward his side, thumb and finger sticking out in a gun like gesture. Tommy turns around and makes his way toward the ring, a slightly cocky strut. Covering the bottom have of his face is a custume made Irish flag with "Real IRA" painted on the mask. Malone reaches the ring, jumping up on the apron and looking around the arena at the crowd. With a swooping jump Tommy launches himself over the top rope into the ring, heading right for the turnbuckle where he climbs it and points finger guns out toward the crowd. JR-Tommy Malone has faced the Wretched Nobody. King-In fact probably no one has faced Wretch in 2021 with the belt on the line. Kris Gaffney-This could be a big match due to that factor. [Zack Ryder and Tommy Malone stand in the middle of the ring. Tommy Malone is staring down as Zack Ryder is hyping up the crowd. Tommy Malone and Zack Ryder lock up, and Tommy Malone is able to put into an arm bar. Zack Ryder is able to counter with a fireman carry that sends him flying across the ring. Tommy Malone gets up to his feet, but Zack Ryder is able to meet him with a running clothesline that knocks down Tommy Malone. Tommy Malone is slow to get up to his feet, once he gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder meets him with a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards, and he whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder lowers his head, and he connects with a big back body drop that sends Tommy Malone flying through the air, and he crashes down hard on the mat. Zack Ryder takes a few moments to time up his next move, and he runs towards the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he connects two handed face buster down on the mat. Zack Ryder pushes Tommy Malone on to his back. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Tommy Malone. The ref counts 1…………2…..KICK OUT by Tommy Malone. Zack Ryder picks up Tommy Malone, Zack Ryder pushes Tommy Malone into the corner. Zack Ryder runs towards the corner, and he connects with a running clothesline that knocks down Tommy Malone. Zack Ryder looks around to the crowd as they start to get hyped.] JR-It looks like Zack Ryder is about to go for the broski boot. King-He’s sure taking a lot of time. [Zack Ryder fist pumps Woo! Woo! Woo! He runs towards Tommy Malone, but Malone stands up, and drops him with a diving clothesline that puts down Zack Ryder. Ryder stands up stunned, and Tommy Malone drops him with an Irish Stun gun. Zack Ryder is down. Tommy Malone goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…………..KICK OUT by Zack Ryder!!] JR-Zack Ryder with the kick out. King-If he’s to beat the Wretched Nobody, he’s going to have to be able to keep going. Kris Gaffney-Tommy Malone knows this better than most. [Tommy Malone pulls himself up to the second rope, and he goes for the liberation driver, but Ryder ducks under. Tommy Malone turns around into the Rough Ryder!! Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Tommy Malone. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2………..3!!] JR-Tommy Malone might have attempted to go for the kill shot too early. King-He found it alright…just on himself. ("Dirty Little Girl" plays over the PA System and Mickie James, Maria Kanellis and Rebecca Michelle head down to the ring. Mickie takes a microphone and addresses the audience.) Mickie: Now I know this is going to disappoint my fans in attendance here tonight.... but I have to tell you I will not be competing in a match tonight. To be honest with you.... I'm just too exhausted.... I mean.... last night was a big night..... (An image flashes up on the Titantron of Christy Hemme showing up at Mickie's house, implying that Mickie had cashed in her briefcase to spend the night with Mickie. She smirks.) Mickie: John Cena has warned me that that is the only still from our little video that I am allowed to show you all..... but I wish I could share more, I really do. Because Christy Hemme will never be the same again. You thought what I did to Stephanie and Jackie all those years ago was bad..... or everything I put Amy through... but Christy.... I had a LOT of frustration to take out on her. I'd be surprised if we ever see her sexy little ass in this company again..... but it's OK if we don't.... I've had my fill of it.... (Suddenly "Walk Idiot Walk" plays over the PA System and Christy comes out to cheers from the crowd. She doesn't seem afraid of Mickie or her team and heads straight down to the ring. She too takes a microphone.) Hemme: Nice try Mickie.... but it'll take more than that to get rid of me. Last night was horrific for me, on so many levels, not least of all because SHE points at Rebecca* had to be there..... of course she did. But I'm not giving you the satisfaction of me going away quietly and leaving you two alone. But I suspect you already know that.... Mickie: Well of course, John did tell me that you would be back, and that he'd arranged a match for us at Whiplash, I just didn't quite believe him. I never thought you'd have the guts to show your face again. But still.... he told me it would be a 3 on 3 match so I assumed that if you did the right thing.... and walked away, I'd still get my hands on Laura and Ashley.... and believe me we have unfinished business with them too. So if you want to show up.... be my guest, we will humiliate you all over again.... Hemme: I'm guessing he also told you the stipulation then? An elimination match.... and every fall, the rules change. Mickie: We've submitted our recommendations to the General Manager already darling.... we're ready for whatever you throw at us. If you're not humiliated enough to leave the EMF now.... you will be when we're finished with you. (Just then "Light It Up" plays over the PA System, and AJ Lee skips out onto the ramp. She addresses the Divas from the top of the ramp, holding a microphone.) AJ Lee: I've finally made my decision for the stipulations that we will see at Whiplash. Both teams submitted 3 stipulations.... but we only had room for 5. So I did the fairest thing I could do.... one team got to pick the first and last falls.... the most important ones, and the other team got to pick the 3 in the middle. So I'm here to officially announce the stipulations.... for Mickie James, Maria Kanellis and Rebecca Michelle Vs Laura Cena, Ashley Irvine and Christy Hemme! The first fall.... as chosen by Laura's team will be.... a regular match. Mickie: Very cute.... they don't want to have any fun..... well buckle up, because we got all 3 of our picks next..... AJ Lee: The second fall will be a Bra and Panties match. The third fall.... Rebecca: Allow me to interrupt. We picked that match because a few weeks ago, Laura Cena decided to rip my shirt off during a brawl. She may claim it was an accident but I know better.... and we will avenge it. And next up..... well.... who watched our Casino match? That little bimbo Ashley thought she could spank me and get away with it? Big mistake.... because the third fall will be a spanking submissions match! We'll see how Ashley likes a taste of her own medicine.... AJ Lee: If you interrupt me again, you'll be getting a taste of something, and you won't like it. The fourth fall, if indeed it is needed.... will be the first Diva to have Mickie's special submission hold locked in on her is automatically eliminated.... they don't need to tap out. And then.... if we go the distance... and there are only 2 Divas left.... they will finish up in Laura's team's choice.... a Casket Match! (This announcement seems to shock the audience, as well as Mickie, Rebecca and Maria. They seem to not be able to understand why Laura's team would choose this match. Hemme smirks.) Hemme: I promise you all.... if we don't eliminate you all quickly.... I will make it to the end, and whichever one of you sneaks through.... I will bury them forever! (Hemme's music plays again and she heads up the ramp as we head to commercial.) (“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape doesn’t come out. The ref checks the ramp way. Suddenly a grape rolls out from backstage with Kenny Omegrape in it. The ref runs away from it like Indiana Jones. Kenny Omegrape steps inside of the ring.) JR-These ref’s need to know better. King-They only don’t because the Melon Gods don’t want them to. Kris Gaffney-Good reason. We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays. Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves! Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere with Azar Vulcan walking behind him. Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the Five Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY! Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner. JR-The Wretched Nobody has a lot of history with the Melon Club. King-They have been a thorn in their sides. Kris Gaffney-Still waiting for Grape Brutal. [The Wretched Nobody and Kenny Omegrape stand in the ring, but it seems like Kenny Omegrape is too busy giving everyone fruit advice. The Wretched Nobody runs towards him as the bell rings, he grabs him, and he hurls him towards the corner, and the Wretched Nobody hits a few body punches, and then he grabs Kenny Omegrape and he hurls him out of the corner. Kenny Omegrape hits hard on the mat. The Wretched Nobody closes the gap quickly as Kenny Omegrape gets up to his feet, and Kenny Omegrape turns around. The Wretched Nobody grabs his arm, and he hits a short arm shoulder block, and then another one, and then another one. Kenny Omegrape. The Wretched Nobody picks pulls Kenny Omegrape towards him, and he picks up Kenny Omegrape and he holds him up in the air for a moments. Then he drops him with a military press slam. Kenny Omegrape is in a lot of pain as he is slow to get up. The Wretched Nobody connects with an upper cut right to the chin of Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape falls against the ropes, and he staggers backwards. The Wretched Nobody grabs him around the throat, and he lifts him up, and he drops him down with the spine chiller. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2……..KICK OUT by Kenny Omegrape!!] JR-Kenny Omegrape kicks out. King-Maybe nobody is powerless against god. Kris Gaffney-As are we all… [The Wretched Nobody seems to be getting angry, and he goes to the corner, and he motions for Kenny Omegrape to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody goes for the trephination, but at the last moment Kenny Omegrape is able to duck under. The Wretched Nobody turns around right into Willy Wonka's Fruit-Flavored Gobstopper. The Wretched Nobody stumbles backwards. Kenny Omegrape runs towards the Wretched Nobody and he connects with a clothesline over the top rope, and this sends the Wretched Nobody falling over the top rope, and he falls down on the mat around ring side. Kenny Omegrape takes a few moments to rest up, and once he gets up he goes towards the corner, and he gets up in the corner. Kenny Omegrape climbs up to the top rope, and he jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a cross body block off of the top rope on the Wretched Nobody. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. Kenny Omegrape is seemly taking his time to rest up. Kenny Omegrape crawls over to the ring steps, and the Wretched Nobody is up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody runs at Kenny, Kenny Omegrape is able to counter with a drop toe hold that sends him flying face first into the ring steps.] JR-The number one contender to the IC championship is on a roll here. Kris Gaffney-Think Grace is thinking about the Melon Clubs offer? Kris Gaffney-If not, she should. [Kenny Omegrape goes to the outside of the ring and he waits for the Wretched Nobody to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Kenny sling shots himself up to the top rope, an dhe goes for a spring board clothesline, but the Wretched Nobody ducks under. Kenny turns around right into the trephination!! Kenny Omegrape goes down. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Kenny. The ref counts 1…………2………….3!!] JR-The Wretched Nobody was able to avoid that last move. King-I’m guessing the Melon Gods wanted to give Wretch more time to consider grape brutal. (the Wretched Nobody and Grace stand in the ring celebrating the win as Shockwave goes off the air.)

EMF: Shockwave

JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Ray Revenge!!!

As my music comes across the PA system I walk out to the stage. I stand there and lift both my arms and there is pro. I then walk down the ramp up the stairs and through the middle to the ring.

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Bluetista!!! (crowd boos ***)

[Bluetista walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Ray Revenge checks his boots. Bluetista places Ray Revenge on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. (ring, ring, ring) Ray Revenge mule kicks Bluetista. Bluetista short lariats Ray Revenge. Bluetista stomps Ray Revenge. Ray Revenge hiptosses Bluetista. Bluetista slaps Ray Revenge. Ray Revenge hits Bluetista with an atomic drop. Ray Revenge apllies the camel clutch on Bluetista. The referee is checking the situation. ... Ray Revenge tightens the hold. ... Ray Revenge breaks the hold. Ray Revenge drags Bluetista to the floor. ]

JR - Bluetista is much safer at ringside. Ray Revenge can't get a pin there.

[Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) They lockup. Ray Revenge sends Bluetista to the corner of ringside. (...3) Ray Revenge gets elbowed to his midsection by Ray Revenge. (....4) Bluetista gets hit with a dragon scerw from Ray Revenge. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Ray Revenge punches Bluetista repeatedly. Ray Revenge kicks Bluetista in the stomach. Bluetista is back on his feet. Ray Revenge hits a dragon suplex on Bluetista. Ray Revenge is back on his feet. Bluetista is back on his feet. Ray Revenge apllies the camel clutch on Bluetista. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... (AHHHH!) Bluetista escapes. Ray Revenge rakes his fingers across Bluetista's back. Bluetista runs and tackles Ray Revenge. Bluetista punches him in the head. Ray Revenge is back on his feet. Ray Revenge comes from behind and bulldogs Bluetista. Ray Revenge gets back to his feet. Ray Revenge punches Bluetista repeatedly. Ray Revenge gets hit with a running powerslam by Bluetista Bluetista sucks chants start in the crowd. Bluetista gets up. Ray Revenge gets knocked on the ground and Bluetista flips onto him. Now Bluetista standing. Ray Revenge gets back to his feet. Ray Revenge hits him with a back fist. Bluetista gets hit with a dragon scerw from Ray Revenge. Ray Revenge gets up. Bluetista gets back to his feet. Bluetista knifehand chops Ray Revenge. Bluetista hits Ray Revenge with the back of his elbow. ]

JR - Bluetista with a back elbow.

[Bluetista lifts Ray Revenge into the air. Holds him and drops him to the mat. Bluetista moves back to his feet. Bluetista executes a leg hammerlock on Ray Revenge. The referee is checking the situation. ... (AHHHH!) ... Ray Revenge is fighting the hold. ... ... Ray Revenge trys to escape. Bluetista breaks the hold. Bluetista climbs to the second turnbuckle and moonsaults onto Ray Revenge. Bluetista is back on his feet. Bluetista with a somersault splash on Ray Revenge. Bluetista moves back to his feet. Ray Revenge clotheslines Bluetista. Ray Revenge hits him with a back fist. Bluetista yells something about being a friend. Ray doesn't know what Bluetista is talking about. Bluetista tries to go for revenge with a clothesline on Ray Revenge. Ray ducks under, Bluetista turns around. Ray Revenge connects with the Codebreaker. Bluetista is out of it. Ray Revenge goes for a pin. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 ...3

JR - The winner of this match, Ray Revenge!!!

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen.)

(We open up with the darken arena. Pyrotechnics blasts on the Shockwave stage. The lights turn on as fans yell and wave their signs. The camera sweeps around the crowd for a few shots before it displays it’s location information. We get one more shot of the crowd.)

JR-We have come to the still very new home of the Golden State Warriors. Hello and Welcome I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler and Kris “KG” Gaffney

King-Tonight we go towards Whiplash.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure someone made a joke about that Pay Per View name.

King-In fact the man who gave the PPV name.

Kris Gaffney-Figures.

JR-Let’s get started with the first match of the night.

(“Game on” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and down to the irng. “Judas” blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks out with AJ Lee skipping around himg. Troy enters the ring.)

JR-Normally these two are tag team partners.

King-As well as people who hate each other.

Kris Gaffney-So really there is nothing different.

On the tron it shows an open field with a sign that just says "SV" and "I'm Back" plays on the speakers. The scene on the tron changes and it shows Killer Tschida's face complete with sunglasses. The words "EFEDERATION LEGEND, KILLER TSCHIDA!" show up on the tron. Killer Tschida then shows up in the aisle and he points his fist to the ring then he throws his fist up and back as pyro goes off.

JR-The new comer is looking to strike quickly and gain a championship shot.

King-He is facing two veterans in the EMF.

Kris Gaffney-It should be interesting to see how he deals with that.

[Tony Ikeda and Troy Gafgen the normal tag team, but admitted haters of each other run at each other and throw fists to the face, neither seem to be giving up the fist fight. Seemly Killer Tschida doesn’t appreciate this at all. Killer Tschida hits a running knee to the side of the head that knocks back Tony Ikeda. Troy Gafgen tries to go after Killer Tschida, but it’s ducked under, and he connects with a killer kick that knocks Troy Gafgen backwards into the ropes. Killer Tschida runs towards the ropes, and he connects with a clothesline over the top rope that sends Troy Gafgen flying over the top rope, and he crashes down on the mat. Tony Ikeda has recovered though, and Killer Tschida is able to turn around in time to see that Tony is running otwards him, and he connects with a hot shot that sends flying through the air, and he crashes into the ropes. Tony Ikeda staggers backwards, and Killer Tschida is able hook him, and he drops him with a german suplex with a bridge. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda.]

JR-Tony Ikeda kicks out.

King-I guess the hate that Tony and Troy have for each other was too strong.

Kris Gaffney-Yet they’re a tag team.

[Troy Gafgen pulls Killer Tschida out of the ring. Troy Gafgen ducks under a fist by Killer, and he hooks him into a neck breaker, and drops him with the chaos maker. Troy Gafgen grabs Killer Tschida by the hair, and he throws him hard into the ring steps. Troy Gafgen steps inside of the ring, and once he gets in the ring he see’s that Tony Ikeda has gotten up in the corner, Troy runs towards Tony. Tony gets up his boot up. ]

JR-It seemed like Troy was gaining momentum there.

King-Maybe he still will.

[Tony Ikeda pulls himself up to the second rope, and Tony Ikeda hooks Troy Gafgen, and he drops him with a tornado DDT. Both wrestlers take a few moments to get up to his feet. Troy Gafgen gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet Tony Ikeda hooks him into full nelson and he drops him with a full nelson suplex. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Troy Gafgen. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…..Killer Tschida breaks up the count.]

JR-At the last moment Killer Tschida breaks up the pin.

King-He might have to have done that.

[Tony tries to get up to his feet, but Killer is able to block it, and he locks in the Tschida Lock. Tony looks like he’s in pain, before he can consider tap, Troy dives and tries to break up the cover. But Killer Tschida is able to let go of the hold Troy hits Tony instead. Killer rolls up Troy into a school boy. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…………3!!]

JR-Troy made a mistake, and it cost him the match.

King-As well as Tony.

Kris Gaffney-That’s why he hates Troy Gafgen so much.

(“Tay Conti’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Tay Conti walks out on the stage, she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Tay Conti has a lot of fighting ability.

King-She’s going to need it if she wants to beat someone that’s elite.

Kris Gaffney-That’s always a difficult thing to do.

The lights turn golden and a hip-hop track (Nicki Minaj - Click Clack). begins to play. Wearing golden two-piece gear that shows off her impressive form, the natural and elite athlete turns around and pulls her silver jacket off her shoulders while posing. She flexes once it’s removed and walks down the ramp to fans that are unsure whether to boo or cheer, rolls into the ring, and does some more showboating once she’s past the ropes.

JR-Jordyn Jade is looking to get back to her winning ways.

King-At least in the EMF.

Kris Gaffney-That’s true, although I find it funny that Tay Conti’s more often a BWO talent.

[Jordyn Jade and Tay Conti pace around the ring. Tay Conti locks up with Jordyn Jade, and she attempts to match her strength, but soon finds out that is not possible at this moment as Jordyn Jade throws her into the corner. JOrdyn Jade attempts to go for a fist to the face, but Tay Conti is able to duck under, and she runs to the ropes. She bounces off of the ropes. Jordyn Jade hits a running forearm that floors Tay Conti. Conti is slow to get up to her feet, and Jordyn Jade picks up Tay Conti, and she drops her with a body slam. Jordyn Jade is able drop a knee drop across the face of Tay Conti. Jordyn Jade goes into the cover on Tay Conti. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by Tay Conti. Jordyn Jade stares down the ref, but what she’s really doing is allowing Tay Conti to get up to her feet in the corner. Tay Conti runs towards the corner which Tay Conti is in and Jordyn Jade runs towards the corner, and she connects with a knee into the stomach area of Tay Conti. Jordyn Jade backs out of the corner. Tay Conti staggers out of the corner. Jordyn Jade picks her up over her head with a military press.]

JR-What power by Jordyn Jade.

King-Tay has got to wonder what it’s going to take to stop Jordyn Jade.

Kris Gaffney-Zack Ryder probably doesn’t think it can be done, especially since she’s elite!

[Tay Conti is able to struggle, and she falls behind her, and she hits a knee lift, and Tay Conti hits a knee lift into the gut that stuns Jordyn Jade. Tay Conti hooks Jordyn Jade, and she connects with a t-bone suplex that sends her flying through the air. Jordyn Jade hits hard into the mat. She’s slow to get up to her feet. Tay Conti kicks her in the gut that stuns Jordyn Jade. Tay Conti drops Jordyn with a DDT. Tay pushes her on to her back. Tay goes into the cover on Jordyn Jade. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………….2……………KICK OUT by Jordyn Jade!!]

JR-Tay Conti might be going towards a win here.

King-Would that be Elite?

Kris Gaffney-I don’t think so.

[Tay Conti goes to the outside of the ring, and she climbs up to the top rope, and she waits for Jordyn Jade. Tay jumps off of the top rope. Jordyn ducks under Tay as she fly’s towards her, and Tay lands on her feet. Jade hooks Conti, she lifts her up, and drops her on her face with the feeling jaded. Jade transitioned to a seated pinning combination on Tay Conti. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2……………3!!]

JR-Jordyn Jade gets the victory.

(“The Duck song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This match goes further than just the fact that Walter has experience with the Extreme Championship.

King-A month ago the Melon Gods felt it necessary to take away their belts. I’m so glad that they did that, they were just weighing down the Melon Club!

Kris Gaffney-Always something…

Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage.

JR-However Ricky Vegas has got to wonder ifWalter has revenge on his mind. He did go through Walter to get the shot last month.

King-Meh, he only got it because that’s what the Melon Gods said.

[Walter Melon and Ricky Vegas throw fists to the face, and Walter Melon seems to be winning the exchange, and he whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Walter Melon goes for a clothesline, but Ricky Vegas ducks under, and Ricky Vegas hits a diving clothesline that puts down Walter Melon. Walter Melon gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet Walter Melon gets taken down with a double leg take down, and he sets him up towards the corner. Ricky Vegas hits a catapault that sends Walter Melon flying towards the corner, and he staggers out of the corner, and Ricky Vegas waits for Walter Melon to stumble towards him, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a body slam. Ricky Vegas picks up Walter Melon, and he drops him with another body slam, Ricky Vegas lifts him up, and he drops him once again with another body slam Ricky Vegas goes to the corner, and he motions for Walter Melon to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, he turns around right into the Full House running boot to the face that puts down Walter Melon. Ricky Vegas goes into the cover on Walter Melon. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2….Walter Melon gets his boot on the bottom rope. Ricky Vegas waits for Walter Melon to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, he takes him down, and he hooks him for the black jack.]

JR-The Black jack!! This is a very painful hold.

King-If only Walter had made this a barred hold match.

Kris Gaffney-You mean a standard match.

King-That one.

[Walter Melon is in pain, he crawls towards the ropes, but out of no where he is able to roll through, and Ricky Vegas hits the top rope throat first. Obviously this stuns Vegas. Walter Melon gets up to his feet, and he drops him with a DDT. Walter Melon get ups up and asks for advice from the Melon Gods when he realizes the crowd is all Ashley Irvine who yell “WATERMELON!!”. Ricky Vegas gets up to his feet, and Walter Melon lifts him up, and he drops him with a body slam. Walter Melon goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope.]

JR-Walter Melon seems like he’s going for the fruit splash smash.

Kris Gaffney-Think this will work?

King-If the Melon Gods said it will.

[Walter Melon jumps off, but as he leaves his feet. Ricky repositions himself on the mat, and Ricky catches him right into Viva Las Vegas. Walter Melon is able to swing a few fists that land, but Ricky is able to turn a bit to make sure that his arms can’t reach, and he reapplys the pressure. The ref checks Walter’s arm. The ref calls for the bell. Ricky Vegas wins via submission.]

JR-Walter was just caught in that submission.

King-Must be because there is something more dramatic that the Melon Gods are setting up.

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out of the back with his web camera. He walks down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This next match is a match between two contenders.

King-Zack Ryder is already World Champion of web footage shooting.

Kris Gaffney-In fact he’s elite at it!!

As the lights go out in the arena, The State of Massachusettes cranks through the speakers. An orange spotlight illumiates the top of the ramp, highlighting the figure of Tommy Malone gives the crowd their first glimpse of the Irish Renegade. Standing with his back toward the ring, Tommy is wearing a black leather jacket that has the Irish Flag spray painted on the back of it, his arms out toward his side, thumb and finger sticking out in a gun like gesture. Tommy turns around and makes his way toward the ring, a slightly cocky strut. Covering the bottom have of his face is a custume made Irish flag with "Real IRA" painted on the mask. Malone reaches the ring, jumping up on the apron and looking around the arena at the crowd. With a swooping jump Tommy launches himself over the top rope into the ring, heading right for the turnbuckle where he climbs it and points finger guns out toward the crowd.

JR-Tommy Malone has faced the Wretched Nobody.

King-In fact probably no one has faced Wretch in 2021 with the belt on the line.

Kris Gaffney-This could be a big match due to that factor.

[Zack Ryder and Tommy Malone stand in the middle of the ring. Tommy Malone is staring down as Zack Ryder is hyping up the crowd. Tommy Malone and Zack Ryder lock up, and Tommy Malone is able to put into an arm bar. Zack Ryder is able to counter with a fireman carry that sends him flying across the ring. Tommy Malone gets up to his feet, but Zack Ryder is able to meet him with a running clothesline that knocks down Tommy Malone. Tommy Malone is slow to get up to his feet, once he gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder meets him with a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards, and he whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder lowers his head, and he connects with a big back body drop that sends Tommy Malone flying through the air, and he crashes down hard on the mat. Zack Ryder takes a few moments to time up his next move, and he runs towards the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he connects two handed face buster down on the mat. Zack Ryder pushes Tommy Malone on to his back. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Tommy Malone. The ref counts 1…………2…..KICK OUT by Tommy Malone. Zack Ryder picks up Tommy Malone, Zack Ryder pushes Tommy Malone into the corner. Zack Ryder runs towards the corner, and he connects with a running clothesline that knocks down Tommy Malone. Zack Ryder looks around to the crowd as they start to get hyped.]

JR-It looks like Zack Ryder is about to go for the broski boot.

King-He’s sure taking a lot of time.

[Zack Ryder fist pumps Woo! Woo! Woo! He runs towards Tommy Malone, but Malone stands up, and drops him with a diving clothesline that puts down Zack Ryder. Ryder stands up stunned, and Tommy Malone drops him with an Irish Stun gun. Zack Ryder is down. Tommy Malone goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…………..KICK OUT by Zack Ryder!!]

JR-Zack Ryder with the kick out.

King-If he’s to beat the Wretched Nobody, he’s going to have to be able to keep going.

Kris Gaffney-Tommy Malone knows this better than most.

[Tommy Malone pulls himself up to the second rope, and he goes for the liberation driver, but Ryder ducks under. Tommy Malone turns around into the Rough Ryder!! Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Tommy Malone. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2………..3!!]

JR-Tommy Malone might have attempted to go for the kill shot too early.

King-He found it alright…just on himself.

("Dirty Little Girl" plays over the PA System and Mickie James, Maria Kanellis and Rebecca Michelle head down to the ring. Mickie takes a microphone and addresses the audience.)

Mickie: Now I know this is going to disappoint my fans in attendance here tonight.... but I have to tell you I will not be competing in a match tonight. To be honest with you.... I'm just too exhausted.... I mean.... last night was a big night.....

(An image flashes up on the Titantron of Christy Hemme showing up at Mickie's house, implying that Mickie had cashed in her briefcase to spend the night with Mickie. She smirks.)

Mickie: John Cena has warned me that that is the only still from our little video that I am allowed to show you all..... but I wish I could share more, I really do. Because Christy Hemme will never be the same again. You thought what I did to Stephanie and Jackie all those years ago was bad..... or everything I put Amy through... but Christy.... I had a LOT of frustration to take out on her. I'd be surprised if we ever see her sexy little ass in this company again..... but it's OK if we don't.... I've had my fill of it....

(Suddenly "Walk Idiot Walk" plays over the PA System and Christy comes out to cheers from the crowd. She doesn't seem afraid of Mickie or her team and heads straight down to the ring. She too takes a microphone.)

Hemme: Nice try Mickie.... but it'll take more than that to get rid of me. Last night was horrific for me, on so many levels, not least of all because SHE *points at Rebecca* had to be there..... of course she did. But I'm not giving you the satisfaction of me going away quietly and leaving you two alone. But I suspect you already know that....

Mickie: Well of course, John did tell me that you would be back, and that he'd arranged a match for us at Whiplash, I just didn't quite believe him. I never thought you'd have the guts to show your face again. But still.... he told me it would be a 3 on 3 match so I assumed that if you did the right thing.... and walked away, I'd still get my hands on Laura and Ashley.... and believe me we have unfinished business with them too. So if you want to show up.... be my guest, we will humiliate you all over again....

Hemme: I'm guessing he also told you the stipulation then? An elimination match.... and every fall, the rules change.

Mickie: We've submitted our recommendations to the General Manager already darling.... we're ready for whatever you throw at us. If you're not humiliated enough to leave the EMF now.... you will be when we're finished with you.

(Just then "Light It Up" plays over the PA System, and AJ Lee skips out onto the ramp. She addresses the Divas from the top of the ramp, holding a microphone.)

AJ Lee: I've finally made my decision for the stipulations that we will see at Whiplash. Both teams submitted 3 stipulations.... but we only had room for 5. So I did the fairest thing I could do.... one team got to pick the first and last falls.... the most important ones, and the other team got to pick the 3 in the middle. So I'm here to officially announce the stipulations.... for Mickie James, Maria Kanellis and Rebecca Michelle Vs Laura Cena, Ashley Irvine and Christy Hemme! The first fall.... as chosen by Laura's team will be.... a regular match.

Mickie: Very cute.... they don't want to have any fun..... well buckle up, because we got all 3 of our picks next.....

AJ Lee: The second fall will be a Bra and Panties match. The third fall....

Rebecca: Allow me to interrupt. We picked that match because a few weeks ago, Laura Cena decided to rip my shirt off during a brawl. She may claim it was an accident but I know better.... and we will avenge it. And next up..... well.... who watched our Casino match? That little bimbo Ashley thought she could spank me and get away with it? Big mistake.... because the third fall will be a spanking submissions match! We'll see how Ashley likes a taste of her own medicine....

AJ Lee: If you interrupt me again, you'll be getting a taste of something, and you won't like it. The fourth fall, if indeed it is needed.... will be the first Diva to have Mickie's special submission hold locked in on her is automatically eliminated.... they don't need to tap out. And then.... if we go the distance... and there are only 2 Divas left.... they will finish up in Laura's team's choice.... a Casket Match!

(This announcement seems to shock the audience, as well as Mickie, Rebecca and Maria. They seem to not be able to understand why Laura's team would choose this match. Hemme smirks.)

Hemme: I promise you all.... if we don't eliminate you all quickly.... I will make it to the end, and whichever one of you sneaks through.... I will bury them forever!

(Hemme's music plays again and she heads up the ramp as we head to commercial.)

(“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape doesn’t come out. The ref checks the ramp way. Suddenly a grape rolls out from backstage with Kenny Omegrape in it. The ref runs away from it like Indiana Jones. Kenny Omegrape steps inside of the ring.)

JR-These ref’s need to know better.

King-They only don’t because the Melon Gods don’t want them to.

Kris Gaffney-Good reason.

We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere with Azar Vulcan walking behind him.

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the Five Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner.

JR-The Wretched Nobody has a lot of history with the Melon Club.

King-They have been a thorn in their sides.

Kris Gaffney-Still waiting for Grape Brutal.

[The Wretched Nobody and Kenny Omegrape stand in the ring, but it seems like Kenny Omegrape is too busy giving everyone fruit advice. The Wretched Nobody runs towards him as the bell rings, he grabs him, and he hurls him towards the corner, and the Wretched Nobody hits a few body punches, and then he grabs Kenny Omegrape and he hurls him out of the corner. Kenny Omegrape hits hard on the mat. The Wretched Nobody closes the gap quickly as Kenny Omegrape gets up to his feet, and Kenny Omegrape turns around. The Wretched Nobody grabs his arm, and he hits a short arm shoulder block, and then another one, and then another one. Kenny Omegrape. The Wretched Nobody picks pulls Kenny Omegrape towards him, and he picks up Kenny Omegrape and he holds him up in the air for a moments. Then he drops him with a military press slam. Kenny Omegrape is in a lot of pain as he is slow to get up. The Wretched Nobody connects with an upper cut right to the chin of Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape falls against the ropes, and he staggers backwards. The Wretched Nobody grabs him around the throat, and he lifts him up, and he drops him down with the spine chiller. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2……..KICK OUT by Kenny Omegrape!!]

JR-Kenny Omegrape kicks out.

King-Maybe nobody is powerless against god.

Kris Gaffney-As are we all…

[The Wretched Nobody seems to be getting angry, and he goes to the corner, and he motions for Kenny Omegrape to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody goes for the trephination, but at the last moment Kenny Omegrape is able to duck under. The Wretched Nobody turns around right into Willy Wonka's Fruit-Flavored Gobstopper. The Wretched Nobody stumbles backwards. Kenny Omegrape runs towards the Wretched Nobody and he connects with a clothesline over the top rope, and this sends the Wretched Nobody falling over the top rope, and he falls down on the mat around ring side. Kenny Omegrape takes a few moments to rest up, and once he gets up he goes towards the corner, and he gets up in the corner. Kenny Omegrape climbs up to the top rope, and he jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a cross body block off of the top rope on the Wretched Nobody. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. Kenny Omegrape is seemly taking his time to rest up. Kenny Omegrape crawls over to the ring steps, and the Wretched Nobody is up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody runs at Kenny, Kenny Omegrape is able to counter with a drop toe hold that sends him flying face first into the ring steps.]

JR-The number one contender to the IC championship is on a roll here.

Kris Gaffney-Think Grace is thinking about the Melon Clubs offer?

Kris Gaffney-If not, she should.

[Kenny Omegrape goes to the outside of the ring and he waits for the Wretched Nobody to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Kenny sling shots himself up to the top rope, an dhe goes for a spring board clothesline, but the Wretched Nobody ducks under. Kenny turns around right into the trephination!! Kenny Omegrape goes down. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Kenny. The ref counts 1…………2………….3!!]

JR-The Wretched Nobody was able to avoid that last move.

King-I’m guessing the Melon Gods wanted to give Wretch more time to consider grape brutal.

(the Wretched Nobody and Grace stand in the ring celebrating the win as Shockwave goes off the air.)