EMF: Shockwave

JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Booker King!!! (crowd cheers ****)

[Booker King comes to the ring. ]

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Alex Blade!!! (crowd cheers ***)

[Alex Blade walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Earl Hebner checks Booker King's boots and knee pads. Alex Blade checks out the ring. (ring, ring, ring) Booker King kicks Alex Blade in the head. Booker King rolls onto Alex Blade connecting with a knee. Alex Blade climbs to his feet. Alex Blade executes a neck scissors on Booker King. Alex Blade covers Booker King hooking the leg. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Booker King kicks out. ]

JR - OHHHHHHH So close!!!

[Booker King moves back to his feet. Alex Blade sends Booker King to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) Booker King gets hit with a back heel kick. Now Booker King standing. (...3) Alex Blade mule kicks Booker King. Booker King gets up. (....4) Alex Blade throws Booker King off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block. (.....5) They head back into the ring. They lockup. Alex Blade sends Booker King to the corner of the ring. Booker King kicks Alex Blade in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the mat. Booker King sends Alex Blade to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Booker King swings a Steel chair and hits Alex Blade. Alex Blade is bleeding as a result. ]

JR - Alex Blade could use some help about now.

[(..2) Booker King knees Alex Blade and rolls back to his feet. Alex Blade gets up. (...3) Booker King delivers a kick to the head of Alex Blade. Alex Blade gets back to his feet. Alex Blade goes for a power bomb but Booker King dodges the attack. (....4) Alex Blade cuts Booker King with a blade. Booker King is bleeding as a result. Alex Blade grabs Booker King's head and DDT's him on the floor. Booker King climbs to his feet. They fight into the aisle. (.....5) (......6) Alex Blade and Booker King move back to ringside. Alex Blade takes Booker King into the ring. Alex Blade hiptosses Booker King. Booker King gets back to his feet. Alex Blade punches Booker King in the head. Booker King delivers a kick to the head of Alex Blade. Alex Blade is back on his feet. Alex Blade executes a headlock takedown. Alex Blade covers Booker King hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Booker King kicks out. Booker King is up again. Alex Blade with a gut-wrench suplex on Booker King. Alex Blade gets back to his feet. Alex Blade grabs Booker King's arm, takes him down, and puts him in the armbar. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... Booker King is fighting the hold. ... Booker King trys to escape. Alex Blade breaks the hold. Alex Blade sends Booker King to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Booker King stands up. (..2) Booker King kicks Alex Blade in the head. Booker King is t-bone suplexed by Alex Blade. Alex Blade gets back to his feet. Alex Blade clotheslines Booker King. Alex Blade takes Booker King into the ring. Alex Blade uses a swinging DDT to plant Booker King's head into the mat. Alex Blade is back on his feet. Booker King moves back to his feet. Alex Blade tackles and begins punching Booker King. Booker King gets locked in the painful STF. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... Alex Blade tightens the hold. ... Alex Blade tightens the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... Booker King is fighting the hold. ... Alex Blade tightens the hold. ... ... ... Alex Blade tightens the hold. ... ... Booker King taps out. ]

JR - Alex Blade has won the match!

JR - The winner of this match, Alex Blade!!!

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen.)

(We open up to the darken arena. Pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. The lights turn on, and fans wave their signs, and yell. The camera’s scan the crowd a couple of times. Finally the camera zooms out to display the location information, before allowing the commentators to speak over it.)

JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from BB&T Center in Sunrise, Florida. Hello, and welcome to Saturday Shockwave. I’m good ol JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King tonight the TV champion, and Extreme champion will be clashing.

King-They both had tough matches, you got to wonder which will be feeling the effects.

Kris Gaffney-We also have two wrestler’s in the early parts of their EMF careers going against one another. In fact Alvin Jackson will be making his debut tonight.

King-You mean his TV debut…

Kris Gaffney-…no…

JR-Well, let’s get started.

Jackson walks out and suddenly halts his confident stride. He takes in the atmosphere briefly, then—after shuffling around a bit—he leaps into the air and a large, but brief, explosion of pyro hits.

JR-Tonight we get a chance to see what this new comer can do.

King-The talk is over, that much is for sure….

[As Alvin Jackson walks towards the ring. James Digital takes him down with a one handed face crusher into the steel steps. ALvn Jackson holds his face, and James Digital looks angry as he mouth’s “Justin Bieber”. He grabs Alvin Jackson by the hair, and he runs towards the ring steps, and he throws him hard into the ring steps. He hits hard, he’s in a lot of pain. He gets up to his feet stumbled. James Digital has a chair. He smashes it over the head of Alvin Jackson. The ref is arguing with his tactics, but can’t DQ him, because the match hasn’t started officially. James Digital knows this too, and he hits hard fist to the face of hits a fist to knock down the ref.]

JR-James Digital promised that he’d use the chair.

King-Looks like he’s a man of your word.

Kris Gaffney-Your lame!

[Low G goes over to where James Digital is. He is talking trash to Digital who still has the chair. Digital looks like he’s about to attack him, but as he goes for the chair shot. He gets the chair taken away from him by Jackson due to the distraction. Alvin Jackson smashes his head with the chair. Digital gets kicked in the gut, that doubles him over, and he throws him hard into the ring post. He stumbles out of the corner, and he gets knocked down with a diving clothesline. James Digital gets stomped down on by Alvin Jackson, and he hits a elbow to the back of the head as Digital tries to get up to his feet. He picks him up, he goes behind him, an dhe connects with a release german suplex that sends him flying. Alvin Jackson takes a few moments to rest up.Alvin Jackson runs, and he connects with a running forearm shot to the face that knocks him down on the mat. Alvin Jackson follows Digital, and both disappear from site.]

(We go to commercial, and we come back for the next match.)

(“Light a fire” blasts on the PA system. Fyre walks out on the stage, and she yells at a random crowd members. She sldies into the ring.)

JR-Here comes Fyre.

King-She’s imbalanced.

Kris Gaffney-In more ways than one.

King-Can we still say that? I’m not sure.

(“you can look, but you can’t touch” blasts on the PA system. Nikki Bella walks out, she does her booty shake. She continues down to the ring. She steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This woman believes that John Cena won’t leave her alone…I think she’s crazy.

King-AJ Lee isn’t anywhere near here though.

Kris Gaffney-SEE AJ wasn’t crazy!

[Fyre yells to the crowd. Nikki says “wait, did you just say John Cena!?”. Nikki spins, and she connects with a diving clothesline on Fyre. Nikki Bella hits a few stomps on the downed Fyre. Fyre gets picked up by her hair, and she hits a snapmare, and she kicks her into the back. Nikki Bella puts her into a chin lock. Fyre looks for a way out of the hold. She fights up to her feet. Fyre is up to her feet, she hits a elbow to the gut, and then another one. This breaks up the hold, and she runs to the ropes. Nikki connects with a standing drop kick that puts down Fyre. Nikki Bella goes into the cover on Fyre. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………2…….KICK OUT by Fyre. Nikki Bella claps to the ref wanting to get a better count. Nikki Bella picks up Fyre by her hair, and she connects with a body slam.]

JR-It seems like that Nikki Bella does not want to give Fyre a chance to get this match into her control.

King-Wonder what Mark Henry thinks of this?

Kris Gaffney-Probably think it’s still January.

[Nikki Bella jumps in the air, and she goes for a elbow drop, but at the last moment, Fyre moves out of the way. Nikki Bella crashes down on the mat. Fyre waits for Nikki Bella to get up to her feet, and she hooks Nikki, and drops her with a half nelson face plant. Fyre takes a few moments to rest up.]

JR-Fyre might have a chance here.

King-You want to comment on this Kris?

Kris Gaffney-You have a chance here…to be lame!

[Fyre hooks Nikki, and goes for the Fyrestarter, but Nikki pushes off. Fyre bounces off. Nikki Bella ducks under, and she lifts her up, and she drops her with the Rack Attack!! Fyre is down. Nikki Bella goes into the cover on Fyre. The ref counts 1…………2…………..3!!]

JR-Nikki Bella gets the victory!!

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure all Fyre fans are shocked.

King-They would be if we were talking about Rita Van Toad.

Kris Gaffney-Certainly Revolution would be…

(“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon walks out on the stage, and he yells eat your fruit. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Walter Melon is looking to bounce back after losing to Max Gunner.

King-Maybe because the Melon Gods were on his side.

Kris Gaffney-You’d think he’d be on their actual followers

(“Syd Khatru’s theme” blasts on the PA system. Syd Khatru walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring. He waits for his opponent.)

JR-Syd also had quite the match with Aari Maxwell, but just came up short.

Kris Gaffney-Your lameness didn’t come up short though!

[Walter Melon and Syd Khatru pace around the ring. Walter Melon yells “eat your fruit”. Syd Khatru hits a hard kick to the head. Walter Melon falls backwards, and he hits the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes, and Syd Khatru hits a diving clothesline that puts down Walter Melon. Walter Melon gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He pushes Walter Melon into the corner.Syd Khatru connects with a snap mare. Syd Khatru runs out of the corner, and he connects with a flipping neck breaker. This puts Walter Melon down. Thinking that it wasn’t enough, he connects with a few stomps on the downed Syd Khatru. Khatru picks up Walter Melon, and he connects with a few forearm shots ot the face that knocks him backwards. Walter Melon whips him to the ropes, he boujnces off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, he jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying back elbow that knocks him down on the mat. Walter Melon gets picked up. He gets hooked, and dropped with a double under hook suplex. Syd Khatru pushes down Walter Melon. Syd Khatru goes inot the cover on Walter Melon. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2………..KICK OUT by Walter Melon!!]

JR-Walter Melon is able to roll the shoulder up!!

King-It’s because of the Melon Gods JR!

Kris Gaffney-And their plan!

[Walter Melon gets picked up by the hair, and he gets picked up. Walter Melon pushes him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a spinning spine buster that puts him down on the mat. Walter Melon takes a few moments to rest up, and he pulls himself up to his feet in the corner. Syd Khatru gets up to his feet, he runs at Walter Melon. Walter Melon hits a boot to the face that stuns Syd Khatru. Syd stumbles around. Walter Melon hooks him, and he drops him with a Russian leg sweep into the top turnbuckle. He stumbles backwards. Walter Melon picks him up, and he drops him with a release german suplex. He hits hard into the mat. Slowly Syd gets up to his feet, Walter Melon runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the roeps, and he connects with a bulldog that sends him down on the mat. Walter Melon pushes him on to his back. Walter Melon goes into the cover on Walter Melon. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2….KICK OUT by Syd Khatru. Walter Melon hits a few stomps on the downed Syd Khatru. Walter Melon hits a few mounted fists to the face. Suddenly Ashley Irvine pops her head up from the mat, and yells “WATERMELON!!” Her head slowly sinks back into the mat.]

King-How are we going to fix that?

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure we’ll figure it out.

[Walter Melon picks up Syd by the hair, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a body slam on the mat. Walter Melon goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. Walter Melon jumps off of the top rope for the fruit smash splash. But it’s countered by Syd who puts his knee’s up. Walter Melon is in pain. Syd flips Walter Melon hooking him into a pinning combination. The ref counts 1…………..2……..Walter Melon counters the pinning combination. Syd is now being pinned by Walter Melon. The ref counts 1…………..2…………3!!]

JR-Walter Melon had one more counter than Syd Khatru.

King-I’m sure this isn’t over.

JR-Wait a minute…I’m being told that it looks like the brawl with James Digital and Alvin Jackson is still going on.

[In the back Alvin Jackson and James ditital are still fighting. James Digital throws him against the wall. Road Van Toad yells not cool. James Digital looks annoyed, RVT throws himself through a window. Alvin Jackson hits a diving clothesline that knocks down James Digital. Alvin Jackson tries to throw him down the steps, but James Digital gets behind him, and he connects with a belly to back suplex. Alvin Jackson hits hard into the cement. James Digital runs at Alvin Jackson. Alvin Jackson counters with a hip toss, and he goes flying through the air. He falls down the steps. Alvin Jackson pushes a pop corn vender cart. He steps on it, he jumps off of if, and he connects with a cross body block, but this also makes him roll down the steps a bit. Both wrestlers recover. They get up to their feet. Finally they start to brawl until their out of the arena.]

King-Where are they going?

JR-I don’t know…but that might go all night.

Kris Gaffney-I sure hope so!

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Tony hasn’t had the best of luck with the Wretched Nobody.

King-Probably…although he did have quite the interview.

Kris Gaffney-It did move me.

King-Insert badd pun indeed! Badd pun inserted…*has a single tear run down his face*

We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere.

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… a Two Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner.

JR-The Wretched Nobody on the other hand had a better Hell on Earth.

King-Zack Ryder gave him everything, and more for sure.

Kris Gaffney-At least he….I think survived.

King-Yeah…he did.

[The bell rings. The wretched Nobody picks up Tony Ikeda, and he connects with a few shoulder blocks into the corner. Tony Ikeda is brought ouf of the corner, and he hits a short arm clothesline that puts him down on the mat. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody hits a few fists to the face that makes him reel backwards. Tony Ikeda whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. He jumps in the air, and he goes for a cross body block, but it’s caught by The Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody drops him with a rib breaker. Tony Ikeda is in a lot of pain. The Wretched Nobody hits a few stomps on the downed Tony Ikeda. The Wretched Nobody picks him up the hair, and he drops him with a body slam. The Wretched Nobody backs up into the ropes, he jumps in the air, and he comes down on the fallen Tony Ikeda. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda. The Wretched Nobody picks him up by his hair, and he goes for a choke slam. Tony Ikeda counters with a few elbows to the side of the head. Tony Ikeda gets out of the grip of The Wretched Nobody. Tony Ikeda runs to the ropes. Tony Ikeda gets picked up, and dropped with a spinning side slam!]

JR-Tony Ikeda tried to gain momentum, and it didn’t work out how he thought it would.

King-You didn’t work out like I thought you would.

Kris Gaffney-In other words…he hates you JR.

[Tony Ikeda rolls away in pain, and he gets up in the corner, and he runs at Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda moves out of the way. The Wretched Nobody crashes into the corner. Tony Ikeda lifts him up, and he drops him with a full nelson slam!! The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2…….KICK OUT by The Wretched Nobody. Tony Ikeda takes a few moments to rest.]

JR-Tony Ikeda might have been able to get a chance to mount an offense here.

King-With as old as he is, you’d think he’d know what to do next.

Kris Gaffney-HA! He’s old!

[Tony Ikeda waits for the Wretched Nobody. He kicks him in the gut, and he goes for a front face lock. The Wretched Nobody picks him up, and throws him off. He crashes down on the mat. Tony Ikeda gets up, and he connects with a trephination on Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda goes down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref counts 1………….2………….3!!]

JR-The Wretched Nobody gets the victory.

King-At least…Tony Ikeda kept his head?

Kris Gaffney-I guess so.

(“X Is gonna give it to you” blasts on the PA system. Wade Wilson walks out to the ring in slow motion. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Wade Wilson was able to recover his extreme title at hell on earth.

King-Can he continue the roll?

Kris Gaffney-You can’t continue the roll.

(Animal sounds echo the arena when the lights go black. The lights turn on green and an image of a giant alligator moves up the ramp, when it gets to the top it bites down, fireworks shoot from the sage and from up in the rafters comes sliding Aari Maxwell comes sliding down. Once close enough he unclips himself, lands in the ring, rolls, jumps up ontop of the ring post and shouts "CRIKEY!" To the fans with his arms out. He jumps, springs off of the rope and does a backflip landing on his feet. Aari "The Zoo Keeper, slides into his corner, bends down wrapping his arms around the ropes with his back on the post smiling as he waits for the match to begin.)

JR-Aari also had a very good Hell on Earth.

King-I’m sure there is some sort of animal to compare it too.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, but if he doesn’t tell us what it is, then it doesn’t compare.

[Wade Wilson and Aari Maxwell stand in the middle of the ring. Aari Maxwell says Crikey, Wade Wilson wonders if he left the stove on. Aari Maxwell puts Wade in a head lock after kicking him in the gut. Wade Wilson backs up into the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. He connects with a shoulder block that puts down aari Maxwell. Aari Maxwell gets up to his feet, he gets kicked in the gut, and he gets his arm twisted by Wade Wilson. Wade Wilson hits a few short arm shoulder blocks, and follows it up with a short arm clothesline that drops Aari Maxwell. Aari Maxwell hits the mat, and he slowly gets up to his feet. Wade Wilson kicks him in the gut that doubles him over. Wade Wilson whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a back elbow to the face that knocks him down on the mat. Aair Maxwell goes down on the mat. Wade Wilson drops an elbow on Aari Maxwell, and he connects with a few stomps on the downed Aari Maxwell. He picks up Aari Maxwell, and he pushes him towards the corner, and he hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Aari Maxwell. The crowd yells “WHOOOOOOOO”, he hits a few more to a similar reaction. The ref warns Wade Wilson.]

JR-Wade Wilson has been able to keep the pressure on the TV champion.

King-Wonder how his house is doing.

Kris Gaffney-Sure it’s fine.

[Wade Wilson runs at Aari Maxwell and jumps in the air, and he goes for a splash in the corner. He moves out of the way, he hits hard into the top turnbuckle. He stumbles out of the corner. Aari Maxwell runs to the ropes, and he jumps on the second rope, and he connects with a flying kick to the side of the head. This dazes Wade Wilson Aari Maxwell hooks Wade Wilson, Wade pushes him away. This knocks down the ref. Wade Wilson see’s what happened. Aari uses this to kick him in the gut again, and he sets him up, and Aari drops him with an impaler DDT!!]

JR-Aari Maxwell might be trying to set up for My Kingdom.

King-Can the ref recover in time though?

[Aari Maxwell goes up to the top rope, but as he’s steadying himself. Someone jumps on the apron. The camera gets a better look to reveal it’s Syd Khatri, he pushes Aari off. Aari hits the mat. Syd jumps off of the apron. Both wrestlers are down in the ring. [Khatru enters the ring with a chair. The ref is still down, Syd brings the chair down on the head of Aari, downing the TV champ! Khatru turns around and looks to get out the ring. But then he hits a few chair shots to the gut. Khatru finally leaves, giving a passing look at Wilson as he goes. Wade Wilson having been done not seeing anything was up, he kicks him in the gut, and he plants Aari down into the mat with the Dead Pool! Wade Wilson goes into the cover on Aari Maxwell. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2……………3!!]

JR-Syd costs Aari again.

Kris Gaffney-Crikey, you pissed him off now.

[Syd stands up on stage with a mic]

SK: Alright, Aari, how do you feel? Your sniveling ass got one over on me at Hell on Earth, surely you must feel golden? I'm getting my rematch Aari. I hate loser champions, I absolutely despise ass-kissing, goody-two-shoes losers like you that get one lucky break a month and feel like that's good enough to call yourself a champ. So Aari, keep being the man you are, because from here on out, for every week you keep revealing yourself as some weak-willed loser, I will come out here and make your life a living hell.

[Syd takes the mic and goes backstage as Shockwave goes off the air.]