(The EMF Logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video, and we end it as we go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. The lights turn on as they end, fans yell, and wave their signs. Some signs say “Eve should be me next”, “Fanimal” and “I taste what the Tazte is cooking”)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-And we have quite a card, headlined…by…eerr…I’m told it’s a surprise.

Kris Gaffney-You mean Degenerate…and Tazte?

King-Yeah…that’s the ticket…

(“Bodies” blasts on the PA system as Marina walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Last week Eve lost her temper in the bra and panties match.

Kris Gaffney-Must have been all that warrior spirit.

King-Guess so.

(“She Looks Good to Me” blasts on the PA system as Eve walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Eve is talented, Michael Cole is just playing for a fool.

King-Eeerrr…at least we get to hear old talent. That’s always nice.

[Marina and Eve pace around the ring, and they lock up, Eve hits a knee lift to the gut that doubles over Marina, and Marina is able to whip Eve to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes, and Marina gets hit with a hip toss that sends Marina into the mat, and she gets up to her feet. Once she gets up to her feet, Marina hits a running clothesline that knocks down Marina. Marina gets up to her feet, and once she does. Eve hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Eve, and she runs to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes. She hits a running face crusher on Marina. Marina is down face first into the mat, and stays there. Eve realizes that she is in perfect position for a corner move, as she goes into the corner, and she climbs up to the second rope, and leaps off, and hits a flying leg drop that connects with the back of Eve’s head. Marina seems down for the count, and Eve pushes her on her back, but decides that she needs at least one more move, as she turns around, and she leaps, and hits a standing moonsault on Marina into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………..2…………….kick out by Marina. Eve gets up her feet, and argues with the ref, but the ref assures her that it was only a 2 count, Eve turns around, just as Marina is getting up to her knee’s, and she hits a running boot that knocks Marina down to the mat, and Eve grabs Marina’s leg, and hits a few elbow drops into the inner part of the leg. Eve then sets up Marina’s leg, and hooks it, and locks in a figure four on Marina. Marina is in extreme pain as Eve holds the move, and she holds on, and Marina is such pain that she forgets where her shoulders are, and puts them on the mat, and the ref counts the 1………………2…………………….Marina lifts them off of the mat before the final three, and now looks for a way out of the hold, she tries to turn it one way, but she can’t but she is able to use that momentum to turn the other way, and Eve is able to turn the rest of the way. The pressure is still on Marina, but Marina also was able to accomplish to be near the ropes, and she grabs the ropes.]

JR-That was a good move by Marina.

King-She does have extra time to think of what to do while she is hanging around her friend dog.

Kris Gaffney-Aw….that will never die.

[The ref is able to untie Marina and Eve, and tells the two to keep going, and the two roll away from each other, and get up on different sides of the ring, and once they get up, Eve charges at Marina, but Marina ducks a clothesline by Eve, and Eve turns around. Marina hits a kick to the gut, and she hits a quick DDT. Eve is on the mat, and Marina uses this time to rest up, and once both of the two get up to their feet, they start trading fists, finally Marina ducks one of Eve’s fist, and she runs to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes. Eve takes a few moments to rest up, and Marina gets hits a running clothesline that knocks her down. Eve pulls Marina up to her feet, and she then hits a few forearm shots to the face, and she whips Marina to the ropes, and she bounces off the ropes, and Eve lowers her head, and Eve hits a back body drop on Marina that sends her flying through the air. She crashes on the mat, and slowly she gets up to her feet holding her back. Marina gets picked up by Eve, and Eve hits a back breaker on Marina. Marina rolls on her stomach, and Marina pushes Eve on her back, and the ref counts the 1……………2………………kick out by Marina. Eve shakes her head as she gets up, and yells for Marina to get up.]

JR-I don’t know if Eve can beat Marina on this night.

King-And then people tend to turn it around, and win…good commentating.

Kris Gaffney-As I was saying…

Booker T-You didn’t say that…

[Eve picks up Marina, but Marina comes to life, and pushes Eve backwards, and Eve falls to the ropes, and Eve hooks the ropes, but Marina hits a spear that sends both wrestlers on the outside, both of them are down for a little bit. Then they start brawling up the ramp, as the ref is counting….9…10, double count out!]

JR-It seems the hatred in these women run deep.

King-But not as deep as mine for you JR.

JR-….

(“Degenerate’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Degenerate walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Degenerate has gone through a lot, and now has got to be loving his title reign.

King-Well, he probably is sick of the voices in his head asking questions.

Kris Gaffney-Well…as long as he doesn’t decide to do a cheer leader jump…he’ll be fine.

(“Death of Me” blasts on the PA system as Scott Tazte walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-He has lost the IC title, but we know that is merely a bump in the round.

King-Yeah, Badditude is his concern..that and Firestorm is still hanging around, and looking to stick it to him.

[Degenerate and Scott Tazte pace around the ring, and they lock up. Degenerate is able to slide behind Scott Tazte, and he is able to put him into a waits lock, and Degenerate tries to do some sort of move, but Scott Tazte is able to hit a back elbow to the face. Degenerate holds his face in pain, and he Scott Tazte runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and Scott Tazte goes for a running clothesline that Degenerate is able to duck, and Scott Tazte continues to the other side of the ring, and he bounces off of the other side of the ring, and he leaps on the second rope, and goes for a cross body block, but Degenerate is able to counter with a standing drop kick that hits on his stomach area. Scott Tazte is in pain, and Degenerate is still holding his face as he is very angry, and no I don’t think he will be going Cody Rhodes on us after this match, but who knows? Anyways, Degenerate hits a few stomps on the downed Scott Tazte, the ref makes him back off, Scott Tazte gets up in the corner, and Degenerate goes into the corner, and hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Scott Tazte, and before the ref can get on his back again about giving Tazte space, Degenerate brings Scott Tazte out of the corner, and whips him to the ropes, but this whip is reversed, instead Degenerate goes into the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and then he comes off of the ropes, Degenerate lowers his head. Scott Tazte turns around, and he stumbles right into the waiting Degenerate who hits a belly to belly over head suplex that sends Scott Tazte flying, and crashing on the mat. Scott Tazte is slow to get up to his feet, and once he does get up to his feet. Scott Tazte stumbles towards Degenerate. Degenerate kicks Scott Tazte in the gut, and puts him in a vertical suplex position, he lifts him up, and Degenerate puts him in a hanging vertical suplex. He holds him up there for a few moments, letting him think about the up coming fall, and he hits it. Scott Tazte is in pain, and Degenerate goes to the corner, and he climbs up to the second rope, and measures up, and leaps off of the second rope, and hits a flying elbow drop on the downed Scott Tazte! Degenerate figures that it’s time to go for a pin, and the ref counts the 1………………….2………………..kick out by Scott Tazte. Degenerate looks at the ref, but he doesn’t complain, and he puts Scott Tazte into a chin lock, and the ref makes sure that Degenerate arm doesn’t go below Scott Tazte’s chin into a his throat, and also to be there in case he wants to give up. But it doesn’t look like that will be the case, but it seems like Scott Tazte is being wore down, as the crowd starts to get behind him, Tazte seems to have new strength as he gets up to his feet.]

JR-IC champion Degenerate is wearing down the former champion Scott Tazte.

King-You’d think that would be a bad thing.

Kris Gaffney-This tends to be the Hulk up point.

[Scott Tazte slowly gets up, and hits a few shoulders into the gut, but this does not break the hold, and finally he is able to get to the side of Degenerate, and hits a belly to back suplex that connects on Degenerate, both wrestlers are down on the mat, and slowly they get up to their feet, and Scott Tazte is near the ropes, and Degenerate is in the middle of the ring, and Degenerate not happy that he was countered charges at Scott Tazte who counters with a hot shot that sends Degenerate to the rope, and his neck bounces off of the top rope,and he stumbles around stunned, and Scott Tazte gets behind him, waiting as he turns around. When he does, he hits the inverted Russian leg sweep that drives Degenerate into the mat face first, and now Scott Tazte has the time to rest up, and he crawls away, and he climbs up in the corner, and rest up as Degenerate stumbles around stunned on his feet, and Scott Tazte grabs his arm, and brings him in, and hits a short arm clothesline that knocks down Degenerate down to the mat, and this once again lets Scott Tazte not only rest, but think of what he’s going to do next as Degenerate gets up to his feet, Scott Tazte measures up, but Degenerate seeing this wants to prevent the match from getting out of hand, so he tries to do something about it by throwing a fist to the face of Scott Tazte, but Scott Tazte ducks it, gets behind Degenerate, and hits a reverse DDT that connects! Scott Tazte is on his knee’s, and looks around for his next move as he’s not convinced that will put Degenerate down for the count, after all he has been in the ring with Degenerate a time or two before, so he knows what to expect, he believes that he needs to go for that exact move. He goes to the outside, and on the apron, he climbs up to the top rope just as Degenerate gets up, and Degenerate charges the turnbuckle, and runs up the turnbuckle for what seems to be an arm drag off the turnbuckle, but it’s countered by Scott Tazte thinking fast, and hitting a push that sends Degenerate flying off the turnbuckle hard. Degenearate slowly gets up to his feet, as Scott Tazte steady’s himself, and leaps off of the top turnbuckle, and hits a flying back elbow on Degenerate! Scott Tazte, thinks he might be able to put the match away as he does the dreded pose before the Kountdown as Degenerate gets up, and he hits a kick to the gut, and hits the Kountdown!]

King-The humanity!

Kris Gaffney-and AJ from Tough Enough isn’t anywhere to be seen.

King-Actually a volcano erupted…his trainers blamed that on him too.

[Degenerate gets pushed on to his back, and the ref counts the 1………………….2………..kick out by Degenerate. Suddenly Scott Tazte looks to the entrance as Firestorm is in the isle way. Scott Tazte is ready as Firestorm slides into the ring, and gets up, and hits a super kick that knocks Firestorm out of the ring. Scott Tazte turns around, and hits a spear on Degenerate. Scott Tazte gets up to his feet, and measures up as the ref checks on Degenerate, Scott Tazte runs to the ropes, Firestorm trips up Scott Tazte for revenge for the kick out of the ring, Tazte gets up, and turns around. Degenerate comes from behind, and rolls up Scott Tazte as he struggles, but Degenerate is able to hold him down for the 1…………2……….3!]

JR-Degenerate was able to take advantage of the situation to get a win.

King-But it’s not quite over yet.

(Firestorm and Tazte start to brawl, and soon there after Degenerate tries to pick his spot, and join the brawl, but Tazte ends up foiling him with a punch to the face that knocks him down on the floor. People separate the three competitors as we go into commercial, and come back.)

(OOC-Wanted to say...harder than it looked spent a while of thinking, and going over on this one to figure out the winner.)

(“MxMxPunk’s theme plays as MxMxPunk walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Why is MxMxPunk coming to the ring?

King-Vince Russo says to look at the script.

JR-…NO!

(MxMxPunk stands in the ring, and grabs a microphone.)

.::MxMxPunk::.-We all know MxMxPunk is all about making history, and tonight I’ve done it again. In the history of professional wrestling, there has never been anyone who has gone the distance with his Money in the Bank contract, until now. I MxMxPunk am the very first, and with that said on the final day, I will be cashing in my Money in the Bank contract against Dan Godwin at Whiplash.

(“Just Close Your Eyes” blasts on the PA system as Christian walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.)

.::Christian::.-That’s great…Punk, you did absolutely make history tonight. But let me ask you one thing…when’s the last time you won a match? Punk, I’ve sat in the back, and watch you walk through matches, matches that could have been better spent on someone like me. So what I’m saying is this, you can sit on your ass, and half ass it until Whiplash all you want. But really, even if you win the title, are you going to be respected. I think, you should prove what type of champion you could be tonight by facing me, and oh yeah…if I win, then how about we make the championship match a triple threat?

(MxMxPunk smiles, and says.)

.::MxMxPunk::.-Christian, beating you wouldn’t be a big deal, hell you aren’t even in my league. But, I’m all for a little competition, so your on.

(The ref comes into the ring, and rings the bell.)

OOC- This was totally written by me, nothing special, just needed for the storyline to build up the match.

[Christian and MxMxPunk stand in the middle of the ring, and they stare down each other. Christian talks trash on MxMxPunk, making fun of the fact that he’s probably still just barely out of High School. Christian puts his arm on his forehead, clearly Christian is not taking him seriously, MxMxPunk grabs Christian’s arm, and then drives him down, and tries to put Christian into a crossface, Christian panicing tries to find a way out of it, he rolls through, and is able to get out of the grip of MxMxPunk, Christian charges at MxMxPunk, who goes for a super kick, but Christian ducks it, and continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the ropes, and MxMxPunk hits a leg lariat that connects on Christian. Christian goes down to the mat, and he is slow to get up to his feet, and once he does. MxMxPunk hits a few forearm shots to the face, and he tries to whip Christian to the ropes, but it’s reversed. MxMxPunk bounces off of the ropes, and Christian lowers his head for a back body drop, which is easily countered into a swinging neck breaker. Christian is down on the mat for a little bit as he holds his neck in pain, and MxMxPunk goes over to Christian, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Christian. MxMxPunk gets pushed back as Christian gets up to his feet, he goes into the corner, MxMxPunk gets away from the ref, and goes into the corner. MxMxPunk hits a few fists to the face of Christian, and he tries to whip Christian to the opposite side of the ring’s turnbuckle. But it’s reversed by Christian, MxMxPunk crashes into the corner, and Christian is dazed, and can’t follow up right away, but finally he charges into the corner at MxMxPunk. But MxMxPunk hits a boot to the face. Which makes Christian stumble backwards, and MxMxPunk pulls himself up to the second rope, measures up, and leaps off of the second rope rope, and hits a block buster flipping neck breaker on Christian which seemly puts Christian down, seemly enough to go for the a cover. MxMxPunk crawls into the cover, and hooks the leg as the ref counts the 1……………………2………………………kick out by Christian. MxMxPunk looks at the ref, but doesn’t argue, he instead rolls out of the ring, and climbs up to the top rope.]

JR-It seems like MxMxPunk is going to take a chance.

King-Why? He’s clearly in control.

Kris Gaffney-Guess he’s afraid the spirit of Edge might own him if he doesn’t put this match away now..

[Christian is getting up to his feet as MxMxPunk is up to the top rope, and he turns around, but before MxMxPunk can leap off of the top rope, MxMxPunk dives on the top rope, and MxMxPunk crotches on the top rope. Christian goes over to the corner, and hits a fist to the face of MxMxPunk, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he hooks MxMxPunk, and hits a super plex that drives MxMxPunk down to the mat, but wrestlers are down on the mat, and take their time getting up, so much so that the standing 10 count gets to nine before MxMxPunk gets to his feet seeing Christian getting to his feet, and MxMxPunk charges at Christian, but Christian is able to side step him, and throws him over the top rope, and MxMxPunk crashes to the floor. Christian takes a few moments to rest up, and measure up on MxMxPunk who is slow to get up on the outside, and he gets up on the apron, and Christian hits a base ball side which takes out the base of MxMxPunk, and sends him falling on the apron face first, and stumbling backwards. MxMxPunk is dazed. Christian runs to the ropes, spring boards off, and leaps off of the ropes with a suicide dive over the top rope, and he catches MxMxPunk with a spring board cross body block. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, but Chrisitan is able to get up to his feet after a time, and he brings MxMxPunk over to the steps, and smashes his head, on the steel steps, and throws him into the ring. Christian rolls into the ring, and Christian goes over to MxMxPunk who is half way up to his feet, but MxMxPunk hits a eye poke on Christian for all his trouble. Christian stumbles into the corner, MxMxPunk charges into the corner, but Christian dives through the ropes, and hits a double kick to the face of MxMxPunk through the ropes. MxMxPunk stumbles around, and Christian gets back into the ring, pulls himself up to the second rope, hooks MxMxPunk, and hits a tornado DDT. MxMxPunk is down on the mat, and Christian goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………..2………….kick out by MxMxPunk!]

JR-Christian might be getting frustrated here.

King-That’s never good for him.

Kris Gaffney-He might go insane.

[Christian picks up MxMxPunk, and he goes for the Kill Switch, but Christian is pushed off, and he goes into the ref. The ref is down, Christian turns around, kicks MxMxPunk in the gut, and hits a impaler DDT on MxMxPunk, and Christian rolls out of the ring, and grabs two chair, and brings them into the ring. Christian sets up MxMxPunk for a one man ConChairto, but MxMxPunk moves out of the way, and Christian drops the chair. MxMxPunk grabs the chair, and smashes Christian. Christian is down on the mat, MxMxPunk goes to the top rope, and leaps off of the top rope for the Cross Over, but Christian grabs the chair, and holds it up, and MxMxPunk goes right into the chair. Christian gets up, and throws the chair out of the ring, he pulls Punk up, and quickly hits the Kill Switch. He goes into the cover on MxMxPunk as the ref counts the 1………….2…………….3]

JR-Christian’s done it!

King-Hopefully he doesn’t do something Low Ki would do. (Christian grabs a microphone, and looks really out of it because he barely got out of that with a win.)

.::Christian::.-….ah…..*extremely out of breath*…whoooo….ah…what did I tell you people, almost too easy…..*cough*…hell….I could beat a thousand of MxMxPunk clones if I had to….ah…hell, if anyone dared to step in this ring right now…I’d go another match, put my shot on the line…because I’m a winner, unlike Punk.

(Christian turns around, and he see’s that for some reason Dewey Pond has snuck in the ring. The ref motions for the bell to ring, Christian yells at the ref that he wasn’t serious, then realizing that he’s not getting out of this one, he charges at Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond hits the Dew Drop, right into the cover on Christian, and gets the 1……..2……..3)

JR-Correction, it will be Dewey Pond in a triple threat with MxMxPunk and Dan Godwin.

King-Yep…Low Ki would be proud.

(Dewey Pond celebrates his win as Shockwave fades out with that.