EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen.)

(The lights are off in the area. Pyrotechnics blasts off on the Shockwave stage lighting up arena as it crashes down. The lights turn on, and fans yell, and wave their signs.)

JR-With contendership, and titles on the line. We welcome you to Saturday Shockwave. I'm good ol' JR, Jim Ross along side Jerry "the King" Lawler, and Kris "KG" Gaffney.

King-That's right JR. Tonight the IC championship is put up for grabs in a fatal four way match.

Kris Gaffney-Let's not forget that Jason Cross is not 100% after an injury to his ankle last week against Logan Riley.

JR-Got to admire his guts, but we will see if it was a smart move, or not. Well, let's get to our first match.

("I am Machine" blasts on the PA system. Brandon North walks to the ring. "Nero's theme" blasts on the PA system as Nero walks to the ring.)

King-Hey JR, were heading NORTH...Brother Nero!

Kris Gaffney-Interesting combination.

JR-Both of these wrestlers are very talented wrestlers, and are looking to get into a race for a title match.

("Glass Walls Of Limbo" blasts on the PA system as Priest walks out to the ring. He walks down the ramp, and enters the ring.)

JR-Priest is probably the most inexperience of the four.

King-Even though Nero isn't far behind.

Kris Gaffney-From a EMF perspective...yeah, I say that because someone will probably correct me about their other federation experience.

("I want it all" blasts on the PA system as Jay Voltage walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Jay Voltage has been turning the corner with his return.

Kris Gaffney-If he doesn't win here, I blame Gates!

King-The man behind the Gates rules....I'm sure many people do.

[Jay Voltage, Priest, Brandon North, and Nero look for the person to make the first move. Nero goes after Jay Voltage. Jay Voltage ducks under, and he hits a few knife edge chops to the chest. Brandon North and Priest battle. They spill out ot the outside of the ring. Jay Voltage throws a fist that is ducked under by Nero. Nero hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Jay Voltage. Voltage is whipped to the ropes, but Nero. Jay Voltage bounces off fo the ropes. Nero goes for a one man flap jack, but Jay Voltage is able to spin out of it, and he connects with a spin kick to the side of the head. Nero is dazed. Jay Voltage runs to the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, he comes off of the ropes, and he hits a running DDT that somehow becomes almost a torndao DDT that spikes Nero on the mat on his head. Jay Voltage pushes Nero on his back. The ref counts the 1...............2................BRandon North who was able to get away from Priest comes into the ring, and he breaks up the pin. Seemly he didn't get away from him for too long as Priest is able to drag him out of the ring by his foot.]

JR-Brandon North was able to buy himself sometime to break up that pin.

King-Probably a good idea too, because despite it being early in this match, that could have been the end of the match.

Kris Gaffney-Guess you never know.

[Priest grabs Brandon North, and he throws him hard into the ring steps. Brandon North crashes shoulder first into the ring steps. Priest goes into the ring, and he see's Jay Voltage pulling himself up to his feet, and Nero has pulled himself up in the corner. Priest kicks him in the gut that doubles him over, and he puts him into a power bomb/piledriver position. He lifts him up, and he throws Jay Voltage for a buckle bomb that also crushes Nero in the corner. Jay Voltage stumbles out of the corner. Priest picks up Jay Voltage on his shoulders, and drives him down into the mat with a death valley driver!! Priest goes into the cover on Jay Voltage. The ref counts 1..................Nero comes into the picture, and he breaks up the pin. Priest looks annoyed, and he gets up to his feet. He grabs Nero by the hair, and he sets him up as he edges towards the ropes. He sets him up, and he throws Nero over the top rope. This sends him flying, and he crashes down on the floor.]

JR-Nero saved the match.

King-Sure how he thinks it was worth it.

Kris Gaffney-Guess it will all depend if he wins in the end or not.

[Brandon North who is pulling himself up to his feet see's Nero, and he hits a kick to the ribs of Nero. Nero rolls away, and he grabs Nero, he pulls him up to his feet. Brandon North grabs Nero. He brings him over to the announcers table, and he smashes Nero's head on the announcers table. He stumbles around. He falls back to the apron. Nero gets thrown into the ring. Brandon North climbs up on the apron, and up to the top rope, he waits for Nero to get up to his feet. Brandon North leaps off of the top rope, but Nero moves out of the way, and Brandon North crashes down on the mat. Nero measures up as Brandon North is on his knee's. Nero runs at Brandon North, and he hits a shining wizard that puts down Brandon North. Nero goes into the cover on Brandon North. The ref counts 1.................2...............KICK OUT by Brandon North!!]

JR-Nero thought he had the three count there.

Kris Gaffney-Or he is wishing it.

[Nero gets up to his feet, once he gets up. Nero gets hit with a running ezuguri by Jay Voltage. Nero goes down on the mat. Jay Voltage climbs up to the top rope. He sets up, and he leaps off of the top rope. He hits the High Voltage. Jay Voltage gets up, and Brandon North spears Voltage out of the ring. Priest gets in the ring, and he looks around, and Priest makes the pin on Nero. The ref counts the 1............2............3!!]

JR-Priest was the last man standing, and he took advantage.

King-Can't blame him.

("Spiteful" blasts on the PA system. Alexa Bliss walks out on the stage. She shows the back of her hands for some reason. She continues down to the ring, and enters the ring.)

King-I don't get what Alexa is doing on the stage.

Kris Gaffney-Like Cesaro, I'm sure when we get the answer, we will still say he's milking the sky.

JR-That was an underrated stong.

("Vengeful One" blasts on the PA system as Faith Callihan walks to the ring, she enters the ring.)

JR-This should be a very competitive match.

King-Faith is looking to make an impact.

Kris Gaffney-What a coincidence....Alexa likes to smash people who do that.

[Alexa Bliss and Faith Callihan stand in the middle of the ring. Faith takes a few moments to let this all build up. Seemly Alexa doesn't have the flare for the dramatic, so she hits a slap to the face. The bell rings as Faith back is turned holding her face, and Alexa Bliss puts her into a school girl. The ref counts the 1.............2....KICK OUT by Faith Callihan. Faith gets up not happy, she charges at Alexa, Alexa Bliss hits a head lock take down. Then holds on the hold on Faith Callihan fights up to her feet, and she looks for a way out of the hold. She backs Alexa Bliss to the ropes, and she whips her off of the head lock. Alexa Bliss bounces off of the ropes, and Alexa comes off of hte ropes, she hits a running shoulder block on Faith. Faith gets up to her feet stunned, and Alexa picks up Faith, and she drops her for a back breaker. Alexa Bliss goes into the cover on Faith thinking that she might have the chance to get the win with that move. She goes into the cover on Faith. The ref counts the 1.............2........KICK OUT by Faith Callihan. She rolls into the corner. Alexa Bliss goes into the corner. Alexa Bliss picks up Faith in the corner, and she hits a few stomps into the gut of Faith Callihan. The ref makes Alexa Bliss back up.]

JR-Alexa needs to watch out for a DQ.

King-When was the last time that was even a possibility?

Kris Gaffney-Usually when a DQ can make a title change hands.

[Alexa Bliss is able to get the ref off her back, she charges at Faith. But Faith is able to duck under, and she grabs her tights, sending her face first into the second turnbuckle. Faith rolls away, she recovers as she keeps an eye on Alexa Bliss getting back up to the her feet in the corner. Faith Callihan charges at Alexa Bliss, and she hits a flying forearm shot to the face that connects on Alexa Bliss. Faith Callihan backs out of the corner. Alexa Bliss stumbles out of the corner. She gets hooked by Faith Callihan, and she hits a northern lights suplex on Alexa Bliss. The ref counts the 1..............2.........KICK OUT by Alexa Bliss. ]

JR-Alexa Bliss with the kick out.

King-That would have Blissed her off.

Kris Gaffney-Like her poor video game skills.

[Alexa Bliss is getting up. Faith runs to the ropes. Alexa counters with a one woman flap jack. Alexa Bliss turns her around, and she climbs up to the top rope. She measures up, and she leaps off of the top rope, and connects with Twisted Bliss. Alexa goes into the cover on Faith. The ref counts the 1................2...............3!!]

JR-Alexa wins with a great counter.

Kris Gaffney-Think we can stop using the Bliss joke for the rest of this show?

King-NO!

("Rocky Mountain High" blasts on the PA system as Boulder walks to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Whether you like, or not like this man, he has played his way into high profile matches, and got a title shots.

King-Winning them will be a different story though. What happens there isn't written. Some have done what he have done with great success, others not so much.

("Game of Thrones" blasts on the PA system as Nostalgia walks out on the stage. He stares down Boulder who yells for him to get into the ring. Nostalgia takes his time, and gets in the ring.)

JR-There has been quite a war of words between these two.

King-Nostalgia doesn't seem to take Boulder seriously.

Kris Gaffney-He's using a Scott Steiner tactic, and yelling he's fat.

[Nostalgia and Boulder pace around the ring. Boulder yells at Nostalgia to attack him. Seemly Boulder seems too ready for this match as he throws a wild fist, Nostalgia ducks under. Nostalgia hits a few jabs to the chin. Boulder pushes him backwards. Nostalgia hits the ropes, he hooks the ropes. Nostalgia taunts Boulder. Boulder charges at Nostalgia. Nostalgia is able to counter this by grabbing Boulder's tights, and throws him out of the ring. Boulder hits the mat hard, but this more angers the big man instead of hurt him. He quickly tries to get up on the apron. But it's countered by Nostalgia who runs, and he baseball slides Boulder feet from under him which throws off his base, and he hits his face on the apron. Boulder falls to a knee on the outside of the ring. Nostalgia climbs out on the apron. He waits for Boulder to get to where he wants him. Nostalgia leaps off of the apron. Boulder is able to catch Nostalgia. he tries transition him to his shoulder while running towards the ring post. Nostalgia slides out of the back, and Nostalgia pushes him hard into the ring post. Boulder hits his head on the steel ring post. He is dazed. Nostalgia pushes him into the ring. Nostalgia climbs up on the apron.He enters the ring. Nostalgia waits for Boulder, he kicks him in the gut, and he plants him down with a piledriver. Nostalgia isn't done though. He runs to the ropes. He comes off of the ropes. He leaps in the air, and he comes down on Boulder with a splash. Nostalgia is able to hook the leg of Boulder. The ref counts the 1...........2........KICK OUT by Boulder!!]

JR-Nostalgia almost caught Boulder there. So far he's been able to neutralize Boulder's power advantage.

King-But how long can that last JR?

Kris Gaffney-For some reason, I think the answer is probably not long.

Nostalgia yells at the ref that should have been three. Nostalgia goes into the corner, and he climbs up to the second rope. He measures up, and he oges for the swoop. But Boulder swaps him out of the air. Nostalgia hits the mat hard. He stumbles up to his feet. Nostalgia dazed gets up, and Boulder hits a diving short arm clothesline that puts down Nostalgia. Boulder picks up Nostalgia. He whips him to the corner. He bounces off of the corner, he stumbles back, and Boulder picks up Nostalgia, and he hits a falling slam on Nostalgia. Boulder climbs up to the second rope, he sets up, and he hits a sling shot splash on Nostalgia. Boulder goes into the cover on Nostalgia. The ref counts the 1................Nostalgia gets his foot on the rope. The ref catches it. Boulder goes after the ref, the ref gets out of the ring. But this gave Nostalgia the chance to recover. He hits a few fists to the face that knock him back, he hits a drop kick that stumble Boulder. Nostalgia runs to the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. Boulder drops Nostalgia for a spinning side slam into a cover. THe ref has to take the time to slide into the ring since Boulder scared him off. He makes the count. 1...........2......Nostalgia is able to roll the shoulder up. Boulder stares down the ref, but he realizes that he needs to continue the attack, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Nostalgia. The ref argues with Boulder, but seemly is keeping his distance after the last exchange with Boulder.]

JR-The power of this man.

King-Guess the ref didn't want to have his blood wiped up in Boulder's towel

[Boulder picks up Nostalgia, and he sets him up for the Rock Slide. "Stoke the fire" starts to blasts over the PA system. Boulder is distracted, so is the ref, so much so he doesn't see Graveler slide into the ring, he hits the ref from behind. The ref goes down. He has chairs for Nostalgia, and him. Graveler hits a chair shot, Nostalgia hits a chair shot. Nostalgia and Graveler hit a con-chair-to on Boulder. Boulder still isn't going down. Nostalgia, and Graveler throw the chairs away. Graveler slides out of the ring. Nostalgia lifts up Boulder, and he drops him down with the Ego Buster!! Nostalgia goes into the cover on Boulder. The ref is coming to. 1............................................................2............................................................3!!]

JR-Nostalgia wins, but seems Graveler just raised the stakes in his feud.

King-It's almost like this wasn't really about the non-feud between Nostalgia and Boulder...rather a set up for Graveler PPV match...eh...what do I know?

(Graveler slides into the ring, and he takes down Boulder with a double leg take down, and he hits a few mounted fists to the face. Boulder rolls into the corner. Graveler runs, and he hits a running knee to the face. Graveler backs up, Boulder stumbles out of the corner, and Boulder gets hit with the Stone Fist. Graveler stands over Boulder who yells about their PPV match. We go to commercial, and come back.

("Voices" blasts on the PA system as Randy Orton walks slowly down to the ring, and Randy Orton climbs into the ring. He poses on the turnbuckle.)

JR-Last week Randy Orton made his appearance.

King-Seemly he saw Dominic Sanders getting over, can't have that.

Kris Gaffney-Jinder Mahal is ok though.

("Bad Company" blasts on the PA system as Dominic Sanders walks to the ring. He stares down Orton wanting to attack him. But he has to keep control for now. He enters the ring.)

JR-Last week Sanders made his return, and almost won his match single handly.

King-But guess he made it look a bit cool, and Orton wanted to have a return like that too.

("The Vengeful One" blasts on the PA system as Chris Moxley walks to the ring.)

JR-Chris Moxley finds himself in the middle of this battle between Orton, and Sanders.

King-As long as he gets a title shot, I'm sure he doesn't mind.

[Chris Moxley isn't even in the ring yet, Randy Orton and Dominic Sanders are already talking trash. They start to throw fists to the face, Moxley decides to watch what is going on. Dominic Sanders is getting the advantage Randy Orton counters with a european upper cut, and that gives him the advantage. He tries to whip Sanders to the ropes. Sanders reverse. He bounces off of the ropes. Randy Orton ducks under a clothesline. Orton tries to set up Sanders into his 3.0 back breaker. Randy Orton is countered by Sanders turning around. Sanders hits a release german suplex that sends him flying, and he crashes down on the mat. Randy Orton is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Moxley tries to attack Sanders from behind. But Sanders is able to throw Moxley into Orton. Orton falls out of the ring. Dominic Sanders lifts up Moxley, and he drops him for a whiplash spine buster. Sanders goes into the cover. The ref counts. 1.............KICK OUT by Chris Moxley, Dominic Sanders doesn't look too surprised that he didn't get the three count there.]

JR-Chris Moxley's plan has seemed to back fire.

King-Who knows it was an actual plan, not like you could have known for sure

[Chris Moxley gets pulled up to his feet, and Sanders hits a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards. He tries to whip him to the ropes, but it's reversed. Sanders bounces off of the ropes. But Randy Orton takes down Sanders down by tripping him, and he sets him up, and he drops him for a elevrated DDT from the ring apron. Randy Orton quickly gets up to his feet, and he climbs up to the apron. He gets up to the apron, but Chris Moxley attempts to attack him, but he moves out of the way. Randy Orton hits a running knee to the face. Moxley stumbles backwards. Randy Orton climbs into the ring, Moxley attempts to attack again, and Randy Orton counters by throwing him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Randy Orton hits a scoop power slam on Chris Moxley. Randy Orton goes itno the cover. The ref counts 1........2..KICK OUT by Moxley. Chris Moxley rolls into the corner. He climbs up to his feet. Randy Orton hits a kick to the face as Moxley is getting back into the ring. Randy Orton sets up Moxley into a front face lock.]

JR-Moxley might be in trouble here.

King-I'm sure he's thinking that at least he's not Sanders.

Kris Gaffney-That's thinking on the bright side.

[But before Randy Orton can hit the another elevated DDT. Moxley gets his feet off of the second rope. Moxley lifts him up, and he drops him for a hot shot that drops Randy Orton throat on the top rope. Randy Orton stumbles forward, and he kicks Randy Orton in the gut, and he sets him up into a vertical suplex position, and he drops him for a brain buster. Moxley goes into the cover on Randy Orton. The ref counts the 1.............2........Dominic Sanders is able to break up the pin. Sanders goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. Chris Moxley gets up fairly quickly, he charges up the ropes, and he hits an arm drag off of the top rope that sends Dominic Sanders down on the mat. Chris Moxley looks around at both wrestlers, and he calls for the end of the match. As he waits for the first one to get up to their feet.]

JR-Moxley is looking to end this match.

King-He better pick the right person to attack.

Kris Gaffney-Even though they both might not be the right person to attack.

[Moxley goes after Randy Orton, but whatever he was trying to do, we'll never know because Orton turns around Chris Moxley. Randy Orton goes for the RKO, but Moxley is able to block it, and he dumps Randy Orton over the top rope. Orton crashes on the mat around ring side. Sanders comes off of the ropes, and drops Title Town on Chris Moxley. Sanders goes into the cover on Moxley. The ref counts the 1.............2.................3!!]

JR-Dominic Sanders hits Title Town to gain the victory, and the TV title shot.

King-Which will be a triple threat.

Kris Gaffney-That's the assumption.

("Shipping up to Boston" blasts on the PA system. Marcus O'Hara walks to the ring. He slides into the ring.)

JR-Marcus has seemly started where he left off.

King-Maybe even better.

Kris Gaffney-Guess we'll see if he continues it.

("Killing our memories" blasts on the PA system as X Saber walks out to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.)

King-Somehow I predict a complete break down by X Saber..requiring about two weeks.

*JR and Kris look at King*

King-It's a fair guess...

("Bullet Train" blasts on the PA system as Isaac Jones walks out to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Winning this match could end up either being a good thing, or a bad thing for the Bullet Club.

Kris Gaffney-What? If he wins the IC title, and Jones wins his match. I see no draw backs to a Bullet Club match.

King-Yeah....tells that to Road Dogg and X-Pac.

[Marcus O'Hara and quickly runs in, and he goes for running forearm shot to the face that knocks down X Saber. X Saber goes down on the mat. Marcus O'Hara hits a few stomps on the downed X Saber. Isaac Jones tries to sneak up behind. But Marcus was able to sense he was coming, and he ducks under, and he throws him against the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and he throws him in the air. Isaac Jones gets hit with a sitdown jaw breaker. He falls against the ropes, and then Marcus O'Hara runs, and he hits a running clothesline that knocks him over the top rope. He crashes down on the mat. X Saber tries to sneak behind Marcus O'Hara, and he tries to roll him up. But he is able to grab a hold of the ropes, and he rolls up into the middle of the ring. He gets up to his feet. Marcus O'Hara charges, and he hits a running drop kcik to the face that knocks down X Saber. Marcus quickly goes into the cover on X Saber. The ref counts the 1.............2...........From the outside of the ring. Isaac Jones pulls out Marcus, he lifts him up, and he drops him on the barricade for a barricade belly to back suplex.]

JR-That looked like it hurt.

King-I'm sure JR worked on that comment all day.

Kris Gaffney-Yet he knew it was coming...wonder if JR knows the future.....will my basketball team win the championship this year.

JR-No....

Kris Gaffney-Magical!

[Isaac Jones gets up to his feet, but what he didn't see was X Saber coming off of the ropes, and he leaps out of the ring, and he hits a suicide dive. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. X Saber throws Isaac Jones into the ring. X Saber rolls into the ring. Isaac Jones climbs up to his feet in the corner. He runs, and he hits a running knee to the face. He connects on Isaac Jones. Isaac Jones stumbles out of the corner, and he sets him up, and he hits a corner back breaker on Jones who falls out of the corner, and on the mat. X Saber goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he measures up on the top rope. He leaps off of the top rope for a swanton bomb. X Saber goes into the cover. The ref counts 1...........2..... Marcus O'Hara comes into the picture trying to break up the cover, but he moves out of the way. Marcus O'Hara hits X Saber instead. Which he shrugs, he was his opponent too. Marcus gets up to his feet, and he turns towards X Saber who kicks him in the gut, he sets him up, and he hits a tiger suplex with a bridge. The ref counts the 1...............2...........KICK OUT by Marcus O'Hara!!]

JR-Almost three there.

King-Think Marcus is reconsidering not regretting that missed break up of the pin?

Kris Gaffney-Pretty sure it still doesn't bother him.

[X Saber picks up Marcus O'Hara, and Marcus and X Saber throw fists to teh face, but what they don't see is this gave Jones the chance to rest up, and he hits a double front drop kick that makes Marcus stumble backwards, and falls otu of the ring. X Saber throws a fist towards Isaac Jones, but Jones sets him up, and he plants him down with a t-bone suplex. Isaac Jones goes into the cover on Marcus O'Hara. The ref counts the 1...............2..............KICK OUT by Marcus O'Hara!!]

JR-Marcus was able to roll up the shoulder.

King-I don't think he did.

Kris Gaffney- You just want to disagree with JR.

King-It's the cool thing to do.

[Marcus O'Hara rolls out of the ring. Jones gets up to his feet, and X Saber throw fists to the face. X Saber starts to win this, and Jones counters with a knee to the gut that doubles over. Jones whips X Saber to the ropes. X Saber bounces off of the ropes. Jones, and X Saber hit heads. X Saber falls out of the ring. Jones tries to get up, but Marcus hits the Hell Sent on Jones. Marcus goes into the cover on Jones. The ref counts the 1.............2..............3!!]

JR-Marcus takes advantage, and wins this match.

("The Melon Club" blasts on the PA system as Shinsuke Nakamango is holding a rabbit foot and switching it back and forth as he does weird hand motions and movements, Apple Juice Styles is riding a Unicorn head attached to a stick, Walter Melon is holding a pot containing a patch of 4 leaf clovers, Kenny Omegrape walks out wearing a Flava Flav sized Horseshoe neckalce, and Melonia Trump, eating a banana, walks out followed by a little person dressed as a Leprachaun, holding a pot of gold choclates. They all jump on the apron.)

The King- The moment we have all been waiting for Melonia Trump’s Melons!

JR- Do you have no shame King?

(“That’s entertainment” Floods across the loudspeakers as Logan Reily walks out onto the stage, the tag team title around his waist. While Logan is about to walk down the ramp, his music stops and “Game of Thrones ” blasts over the loudspeakers. Nostalgia walks onto the stage to a sea of boos. He stops and raises the EMF World Heavyweight Championship and EMF Tag Team Title in the air, which draws even more heat from the crowd. Logan and Nostalgia have a stare down for a few seconds before entering the ring.)

JR- I hope these two are not coming into this match too overconfident. You never know what could happen.

King- If the Melon Club wins JR, that means more Melonia for everyone. What could be better?

Apple Juice Styles and Walter Melon are facing each other. They are discussing who will go in first. “Juice” slaps his head. “Whoever’s is bigger,” he says to Walter. They both reach into their pants. They each take a second and dig around then pull out a mango. They put the Mangos next to each other and see “Juice” has the bigger mango. They throw the mangos at Nostalgia and Logan, angering the duo. They charge but the ref stops them. After a few seconds of a stare down, Nostalgia walks between the ropes, taking his place onto the outside.

As the bell rings, “Juice” is taunting Logan. Logan charges at “Juice,” but juice slides out of the ring. He grabs the banana from Melonia and takes a bite. Logan leans over the ropes and yells at Juice to get back in the ring. Juice throws the banana at Logan, distracting him for a second. Juice takes that time to grab his legs and pull him down. He slides Logan under the ropes and onto the outside. He hits Logan with a hard right hand to the face. The slides in the ring. He turns and begins to walk towards Nostalgia, taunting him, distracting the ref. As the ref is distracted, Shinsuke Nakamango grabs the pot of 4 leaf clovers and smashes it over Logan’s head. Then he and Kenny Omegrape roll Logan into the ring. Juice walks stops, turns, and walks over to Logan, stomping on the downed Logan a few times. He walks over and tags in Walter Melon. They both walk over and grab Logan by the head, they drag him to he knees, set him, up, lift, and take him down with a Double Suplex. Apple Juice Styles rolls out of the ring. Melon measures up, and drops a knee across the throat of Logan. He goes for the cover…the ref gets in position…he counts… One..Tw…kickout by Logan. Melon grabs Logan by the head, and brings Logan to his feet with him. He whips Logan into his team’s corner. He points over to Nostalgia, distracting the ref. As he does, Apple Juice Styles, now back on the apron, drives his knee into the back of Logan. Melon charges and connects with a Stinger Splash in the corner. Logan takes a few stumbling steps forward then falls, and rolls onto his back. Melon climbs to the top turnbuckle. He sets up, he leaps, he goes for a Moonsault, but Logan rolls out of the way, and Melon collides with the mat. Both men are down…the ref starts his count. The ref gets to 5 before there is before both men begin to stir. Melon gets to a knee, he sees Logan using the ropes to pull himself up. By 10 both men are on their feet. Melon charges at Logan, Logan drives his Elbow into the head of Melon. Logan charges and drives his knee into the gut of Melon. Logan bounces off the ropes and drives a knee to the head to of Melon. Logan needs a few seconds to gather himself before going for the pin. He goes for the cover. The ref counts One..Tw…kickout by Melon.

Logan is recuperating as Melon gets to a knee. Both men get to their feet. Melon charges at Logan, attempts a Clothesline, but Logan ducks, Melon continues to the far end ropes, as Logan runs to the near ropes, they both bounce off the ropes, meet halfway, and collide with a Double Clothesline. Both men are down again. The referee counts to 4 when both men begin to stir. At 6 both men are crawling to their respective corners with their respective partners reaching out of the tag. At 8 Melon makes the tag. At 9 Logan makes the tag. Nostalgia and Apple Juice Styles storm into the ring. They charge at each other, but Nostalgia leaps and connects with a Flying Shoulder Block. Logan rolls to the outside as the two legal men get to their feet. Juice throws a wild right, Juice catches Style’s arm, locks his hands, and sends “Juice” flying with a Release Suplex. He is walking zover to Juice as Kenny Omegrape jumps on the apron, distracting Nostalgia and the ref. As they do, Melonia slides in the Horseshoe Necklace Omegrape gave her second before, and Styles grabs it, and hops to his feet. He charges, and drills Nostalgia in the back of the head. The ref turns and sees Juice covering Nostalgia. The ref drops for the count and Melonia grabs the Horseshoe Necklace out of the ring and hands it back to Omegrape. The ref counts One…Two..Thr…Nostalgia kicks out. Juice gets to his feet, walks over and makes the tag to Walter Melon. They both walk over to Nostalgia and go to lift him, but Nostalgia was ready and drops them both with a Double DDT as they try to hook him for a Double Suplex. Logan is jumping up and down on the apron, hyped to get the hot tag. Melon gets up and goes to grab Nostalgia’s foot, but Nostalgia is able to kick him off and make the hot tag. Logan storms in and connects with a Clothesline on Melon. He charges and connects with a Clothesline on Juice. Juice rolls out of the ring. Logan turns and charges at Melon, who is getting to his knees, Logan comes by and drives his knee into the head of Melon. He walks over and grabs Melon by the head. He drags him to his feet and sends him into the ropes with an Irish Whip. Juice tags the back of Melon as he bounces off the ropes. Melon comes off the ropes and after a few steps, Logan connects with a High Knee, knocking Melon to the mat. Meanwhile, Omegrape and Nakamango surround Nostalgia. Nostalgia jumps down with a Double Axe Handle to Omegrape, knocking him down. He turns as Nakamango connects with a Roundhouse Kick, knocking Nostalgia to the mat. Inside the ring, Juice has snuck up behind Logan and connected with a Reverse DDT as Melon rolls to the outside. Nakamango leaves Nostalgia and walks around the ring and stands next to Melonia. Juice is stomping on the downed Logan as Melon rolls outside, right next to Nostalgia. Melon gets up outside the ring as Logan gets to his feet inside the ring. Juice goes for a Clothesline but Logan ducks. Logan turns and drives elbow to the nose of Juice. Outside the ring, Nostalgia grabs Melon and sends him head first into the ringpost. Logan kicks Juice in the gut, sets him up, and connects with The Final Cut on “Juice.” He is about to go for the cover when Melonia Trump hops on the apron. The ref walks over and tries to get her to leave the apron. Melonia refuses and counteroffers by ripping open her shirt and showing the ref her melons. As the ref is enchanted by Melonia’s melons, Kenny Omegrape and Shinsuke Nakamango come into opposite ends of the ring, each holding a watermelon in hand. Logan is looking around wondering why the ref isn’t counting. He gets up angrily, as he does, Omegrape and Nakamango charge and smash Logan in temples with the watermelons. Nostalgia is on the outside, he stares shocked at what he just saw. As they slide “Juice” across Logan, Melonia covers up and hops off the apron. The ref turns and sees “Juice” covering Logan. Nostalgia turns and is hit with The Banana Split by Walter Melon. The ref counts…One…Two…Three!

JR- The Melon Club has done it. We have new Tag Team Champions.

The King- Who cares JR. We all won. DID YOU SEE THOSE MELONS?!

(We go to ringside where a table full of cakes and pies has been set up, much like it was at the previous Pay Per View. "Walk, Idiot Walk" plays over the PA System.)

JR: I'm told this is the latest match between Christy Hemme and Charlotte Flair... inspired by their Pay Per View encounter.

King: The object is to strip your opponent down to her Panties, and then hit her ass with one of the pies at ringside.

Kris: Who comes up with this stuff?

("Recognition" plays next and out comes Charlotte Flair.)

JR: The daughter of wrestling royalty... but I'm sure her Father never had a match quite like this.

King: He probably did at some point.

Kris: I think he should replace Charlotte in this one!

(The bell sounds and the match is underway. Christy and Charlotte circle the ring and then lock up in the middle. Christy hits Charlotte with some hard right hands and then is able to back her up a little. Christy charges for a clothesline and Charlotte ducks underneath it and then Christy turns round, Charlotte blasts her with a hard clothesline. Christy stumbles up to her feet and Charlotte kicks her in the midsection, positions her and then nails a big suplex. Charlotte goes to Christy's legs and tries to grab her shorts but Christy kicks her away. Christy springs to her feet and as Charlotte runs at her, Christy catches her and hits a quick suplex of her own. Christy stomps away on Charlotte and then as Charlotte gets up, Christy runs and hits a neckbreaker. Chralotte climbs quickly to her feet and runs at Christy and catches her with a Big Boot. She stands over Christy but Christy quickly rolls Charlotte up, and grabs holds of the shorts, removing them, leaving Charlotte in her purple thong. Christy then slides out of the ring as Charlotte looks annoyed.)

JR: Christy has achieved the first step... now she needs to retrieve a pie.

King: Is it just me that thinks this match shouldn't have included stripping?

Kris: You wouldn't be saying that if Hemme was the one who got stripped....

(Hemme is outside the ring and goes over to the table. She reaches over to grab a pie, but Charlotte has recovered and is behind her. Charlotte grabs hold of Hemme and hurls her hard into the ring steps before she can grab a pie. Hemme hits the steps hard and then when she climbs up, Charlotte picks her up, and hits a scoop slam on Hemme right onto the table of food. Hemme is covered in cake and pie already but hasn't been stripped so she doesn't lose. Charlotte climbs up onto the table, and picks up Hemme, but Hemme clothesline Charlotte, but she happens to fall off the table and avoid losing the match. Hemme grabs a pie and jumps down but Charlotte gets up and spears Hemme before she can use it. Charlotte goes to Hemme's legs and removes her shorts and then puts her in the figure 4. Charlotte bridges up into the Figure 8. Hemme is struggling but has nowhere to go. Charlotte is able to grab the pie while Hemme is locked in the hold and is able to slide it under Hemme's ass. Charlotte releases the hold but Hemme falls into the pie, ending the match. As Hemme stumbles up annoyed and trying to wipe pie off her ass, Charlotte nails her with Natural Selection, and stands over her.)

JR: Charlotte's lucky she has good aim... that could have backfired.

("Radio" blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. He walks down to the ring.)

JR-Let's not forget that Ryder won a IC title shot.

King-Guess he's getting another shot at it in a match that's just about the IC title.

("Ultimate Countdown" blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage. He does his YES taunt down to the ring.)

JR-Daniel Bryan on the other hand found himself in this feud due to the fact due to the interactions he had with people who were in both the IC, and World title race.

King-Sometimes you're just in the right place, the right time.

Kris Gaffney-Or the wrong one, depending on your point of view.

("Bullet Club's theme" blasts on the PA system as Noam Dar walks to the ring. "Violent Pursuit" blasts on the PA system. Jason Cross limps out of the ring.)

JR-Despite being extremely hurt from the last weeks match against Logan Riley, Jason Cross is going through this match.

King-That makes him stupid.

Kris Gaffney-Professor Nowinski asked "why can't he be bot Brave and Stupid. He's...Brupid.

[Noam Dar, Jason Cross, Daniel Bryan, and Zack Ryder stand in the middle of the ring. Jason Cross charges at Daniel Bryan, Daniel Bryan takes down Jason Cross with an arm bar trying to pu him into the No Lock, but Jason Cross rolls through, and out of the ring. Daniel Bryan follows Noam Dar and Zack Ryder throw fists to the face, and Ryder gets the advantage. Ryder tries to whip Dar off of the ropes, but Dar reverses the whip. Ryder bounces off of the ropes. Dar lowers his head. Zack Ryder counters with a swinging neck breaker that puts down Noam Dar. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Dar. The ref counts the 1...........2........KICK OUT by Noam Dar. Zack Ryder picks up Dar, and he kicks him in the gut, and he goes for a face buster. But it's countered by Noam Dar who drives Zack Ryder into the corner, Dar stumbles backwards, and then charges at Zack Ryder. Ryder counters this by hitting a boot to the face. He goes to the second rope, he measures up, and he hits a double knee to the face.]

JR-Carnage all around the ring.

King-Funny...you'd think Crae would be hard to miss.

Kris Gaffney-I'd correct you...but I should have expected that.

[On the outside of the ring, Jason Cross Daniel Bryan on the ring post, he goes for a fist, but he ducks under, and Jason Cross hits the ring post, and he's in a lot of pain. Daniel Bryan backs up. Daniel Bryan charges, but Jason Cross counters by throwing Daniel Bryan into the ring post. Jason Cross limps away in pain. The lights turn off, after a few moments the lights turn back on. Jason Cross is knocked out on the floor.]

JR-What just happened?

King-Not sure.

[Daniel Bryan looks confused, and Noam Dar seems to want to take advantage of this situation, and he leaps off of the top rope, but Daniel Bryan counters with kick to the face. Noam Dar is in a lot of pain. Daniel Bryan throws Noam Dar hard into the ring steps. Daniel Bryan see's that Zack Ryder who Dar had knocked down is recovering in the ring. Daniel Bryan see's this as a chance to maybe end this match. He slides into the ring, and he measures up in the corner, Ryder is up to his feet. He turns around, Daniel Bryan goes for a running knee to the face, but Ryder side steps, he throws him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Daniel Bryan hits a running drop kick that knocks down Zack Ryder. Ryder goes into the corner, and Daniel Bryan closes the gap between him, and Ryder. He hits a few kicks to the ribs, and he tries to whip Ryder to the corner. Zack Ryder reverses the whip. He follows Bryan in the corner. Daniel Bryan climbs up to the top rope, and he flips over the top of Ryder. He runs to the ropes, and he hits a leaping clothesline on Zack Ryder.]

JR-Is Bryan on the verge of breaking his title drought?

King-Maybe, but it doesn't look too good for Jason Cross, the medical staff just brought him to the back.

Kris Gaffney-Although that doesn't always mean he won't be back.

[Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet. Noam Dar hits a kick to the gut, he sets up Daniel Bryan, and he plants him down with a face buster. As Daniel Bryan's face hits the mat. He bounces up holding his face. Then he gets up to his feet, and he hits a running clothesline that knocks down Daniel Bryan. Noam Dar picks up Daniel Bryan, he whips him ot the ropes, but Bryan reverses the whip. He bounces off of the ropes. He throws him in the air, but it's countered with a drop kick on Daniel Bryan that makes Daniel Bryan fall out of the ring.]

JR-Daniel Bryan got caught there.

King-Sure hope that doesn't lead to the ending of the match.

Ashley Irvine-Because if it does *she shakes her fist*

[Dar turns around right into the Rough Ryder on Noam Dar. Ryder goes into the cover on Noam Dar. The ref counts 1...............2.............Daniel Bryan comes off of the top rope, and nails a diving head butt on Ryder......but after the 3 count!!]

JR-Ryder did it! He's the new IC champion.

King-I think Bryan is probably rethinking that last move...

(Ryder is in pain. The IC championship thrown on him as he's down. Saturday Shockwave goes off the air.)