(The EMF logo flashes on the screen)

(We open up in the darken arena in Boston. Pyrotechnics rain down on the stage. They hit the stage. The lights turn on as the pyrotechnics end. The lights turn on as the fans of the EMF are all standing, yelling, and waving their signs in the hope to be on TV. The camera takes a few scans around the crowd. Finally the camera goes to a zoomed out shot displaying the location information.)

JR-We are on our way to Whiplash, but before that we come to you live from Boston, Massachusetts. Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. King tonight we will see various title contendership settled, including exactly what will be the world championship match.

King-Walter Melon has his rematch, but tonight will decide whether or not it’s a one on one match, or a triple threat.

Kris Gaffney-We also have various matches which will determine both title shots, and the chance to be in a contendership match.

JR-With that said, let’s get to our first match of the night.

(“the Duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage, he throws grapes to the crowd. It for some reason rains grapes on him.)

King-Um…I’m confused…is that a good thing, or a bad thing.

Kris Gaffney-I guess we’ll ask him later when he’s won or loss.

JR-Win or lose, I’m going to guess that Kenny is not going to be in a good mood after this match.)

(Arena lights go black as Lux Aeterna (Tenebrosi Stellata Version) "Eternal Light Dark Star" hits and Wretched walks out holding a candle.)

Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

(Nobody blows the candle out and the arena lights rise again. He slithers under the bottom rope and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks side to side in his corner – gently tapping together the tips of his fingers seeming intent on hearing the sweet release of the bell ringing.)

JR-Wretch has been on a tear recently.

King-I’d say that’s normal…but he’s really taken it to a different level.

Kris Gaffney-Probably not a good time for Kenny to try to figure out his worth to his gods…

[The Wretched Nobody stands in the middle of the ring. Kenny Omegrape starts to hammer away at the Wretched Nobody, and the Wretched Nobody doesn’t seem effected. He grabs his head, and he drops Kenny Omegrape with a head butt. This puts him down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody picks up Kenny Omegrape by the hair, and he puts him over his shoulder. Kenny Omegrape decides to rake the eyes. This allows Kenny Omegrape to land behind The Wretched Nobody. Kenny Omegrape hits a drop kick into the back of the Wretched Nobody. He stumbles forward, being blinded Wretch is able to grab a hold of the ropes. Wretched Nobody turns around. Kenny Omegrape hits a clothesline that takes him, and Wretched Nobody over the top rope, both wrestlers crash down on the floor. Both wrestlers are down on the floor. Both wrestlers seem to be feeling the effects of the move. Both are fighting up to their feet. Wretch is up to his feet, and he doesn’t seem too pleased that Kenny Omegrape has gotten a few moves on him thus far. He runs towards him, Kenny Omegrape see’s this coming, and he counters with a drop toe hold that sends The Wretched Nobody flying face first into the ring steps with a loud crash of metal on flesh. The Wretched Nobody bounces up, and staggers around. Kenny Omegrape throws him into the ring. Kenny Omegrape climbs up to the apron, he measures up on the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody is up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape sling shots himself over the top rope, and leg scissors into a hurricanarana that sends Wretch falling into the corner.]

JR-Kenny Omegrape is found an opening, and has taken advantage of it since the opening bell.

King-He’s fighting for the Melon God’s.

Kris Gaffney-Or the Melon God’s are making him fight better.

King-Right…it’s all because of the Melon God’s.

[Kenny Omegrape waits for Wretch to stumble towards him. Kenny Omegrape attempts to pick up Wretch for his finisher. The Wretched Nobody blocks it, and he hits a elbow to the side of the head. Kenny Omegrape stumbles around. Kenny Omegrape gets grabbed around the throat, and he gets hurled towards the corner. He crashes into the corner, and he stumbles out of the corner. He gets hits with a hard fist that knocks down Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape stumbles up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape gets hit with a few fists to the face that knocks Kennny Omegrape back to the ropes. The Wretched Nobody whips Kenny Omegrape off of the roeps, he bounces off of the ropes. The Wretched Nobody goes for the trephination. Kenny Omegrape is able to duck under that move, and he continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the other side of the ring. Kenny Omegrape jumps in the air, and he goes for a cross body block. The Wretched Nobody catches Kenny Omegrape. He takes a few steps forward, and he throws him over his head for a fall away slam. He crashes down on the mat. He rolls across the ring, and he finally gets up in the corner. The Wretched Nobody runs towards Kenny Omegrape, and he connects with a running body splash in the corner. Kenny Omegrape crumples in the corner. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1…………2….Kenny Omegrape is able to roll the shoulder up before the count of three. This doesn’t seem to stop the Wretched Nobody as he gets up, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Kenny Omegrape.]

JR-Wretch was able to slow down Kenny.

King-I can’t see Kenny being as amused as you JR.

Kris Gaffney-The Melon Gods really are jerks.

[Wretched Nobody picks up Kenny Omegrape. He puts him over his shoulder. Kenny slides out of the back. Kenny runs to the ropes, but as he comes off of the ropes. He gets hit with the trephination, sending Kenny down on the mat. Wretch goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref counts 1………..2…………3!!]

JR-Kenny ran into that one.

King-I think he would have been better served just jumping out of the ring.

(“The Crown” blasts on the PA system. Lazlo Veles walks out on the stage with his guitar. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Lazlo Veles is preparing to face “Primetime” Bad Boy soon, but this week he faces the man who Bad Boy beat Evan Pierce.

King-Lazlo can’t be too happy that Evan lost to give Bad Boy the chance.

Kris Gaffney-If he would have won, he’d still have to face someone.

King-They could have just both gotten counted out.

A loud "Ok" echoes through the arena followed by a "Walk right up into the room like fuck everybody but me" as "Everybody but me" by Tech N9ne blares through the sound system and green smoke pours from the stage. Slowly Pierce struts from the back with a cocky smile plastered across his face and his arm spread embracing the chorus of boos from the crowd mouthing the words "Thank you thank you, I love me too" to them before slowly lowering his arms and throwing his hand up to the fans in a dissaproving manner before slowly strollig down the ramps flipping off any fan who dares try to talk smack to him or hold up a sign against him. Finally, making it to the ring he slowly begins a complete circle around the ring staring at his opponent in it the ring contently with a smug smirk on his face. As he reaches the backside of the ring he turns his back to the ropes and reaches both hands up to the rope and proceeds to do a pull up with the rope and flip himself over the top of it landing on his feet in the ring where he extends both arms again in christ like fashion while winking at the crowd and then throwing his head back and proceeding to do thee standing back flips that fans all reluctantly chant "BETTER! THAN! YOU!" with every flip.After the last flip he lands by the corner of the ring and falls backwards elbow first into the ring ropes leaning against them returning his cocky and unwavering gaze back to his opponent as the music fades from the PA system.

JR-Despite not winning, Evan Pierce does have a chance to prove something here.

King- That’s true, if he can win, sometime in the future it could add up to something.

Kris Gaffney-Every match does count after all.

[Lazlo Veles starts the match walking around the ring, and insulting the crowd. Evan Pierce is more focused on the match. He attacks Lazlo Veles with a forearm shot to the back. Lazlo Veles staggers back. Even Pierce hooks Lazlo Veles, and he goes for a belly to back suplex, Lazlo Veles counters by rolling out of the back of Evan Pierce. Evan Pierce turns around, and Lazlo Veles hooks Evan Pierce, and he drops him with a belly to belly suplex that puts down Evan Pierce, and he goes into the cover on Evan Pierce. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1………2…..KICK OUT by Evan Pierce. Lazlo Veles hits a few stomps on the downed Evan Pierce. Evan Pierce tries to get up to his feet, Lazlo Veles brings down a double axe handle down on his back, and he pulls him up to his feet by himself, and he tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Evan Pierce. Evan Pierce lowers his head for a back body drop. Lazlo Veles counters with a double under hook, he lifts him up, and he drops him with a double under hook suplex. Evan Pierce hits the mat hard. He slowly gets up to his feet. Lazlo Veles hooks him, and he drops him with a spinning fireman carry slam. He hits hard into the mat, and Lazlo Veles goes into the cover with a lateral press. The ref goes into position once again, and he makes the count. The ref counts 1…………..2………..KICK OUT by Evan Pierce. Lazlo Veles looks annoyed, he allows Evan Pierce to get in the corner. Lazlo Veles hits a few stomps, and he puts a boot on the throat of Evan Pierce.]

JR-Lazlo Veles needs to be careful here.

King-He knows what he’s doing JR.

Kris Gaffney-Plus it’ll give him time to insult people.

[Lazlo Veles backs off as the ref counts to 4, and he runs for a splash in the corner on Evan Pierce. Evan is able to move out of the way. Lazlo hits his face into the top turnbuckle. He stumbles back with the impact, and Evan Pierce hooks Lazlo Veles, and he throws him with a german suplex release sending Lazlo Veles flying through the air, and he crashes down into the mat. Lazlo stumbles up to his feet. Evan Pierce picks him up, and he drops him with a whiplash spine buster.]

JR-Evan Pierce bought himself more time.

King-The only question is it enough?

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure he’s hoping it is.

[Lazlo Veles gets picked up by Evan Pierce, Evan Pierce picks him up on his shoulder,Lazlo Veles slides out of the back. Lazlo Veles sets up Evan Pierce, he hooks him, and he drops him with another spinning fireman carry slam. On impact Evan Pierce seems to get up on instinct. Lazlo Veles lands the Lazlo Effect. Evan Pierce is down. Lazlo Veles goes into the cover on Evan Pierce, the ref counts 1………..2………..3!!]

JR-Things seemed to be going Evan Pierce way, but Lazlo Veles change that really quickly, and got the victory.

King-I’m pretty sure it happened so quickly that Pierce might think he’s still in control of this match.

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage. He has his web camera. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-A few weeks ago, Primetime faced Zack Ryder’s tag team partner, this week he’ll be facing Zack Ryder himself.

King-So many primetime’s…

Kris Gaffney-But only one Zack Ryder…

King-Well….*looks at Robbie E*….not so sure….

Lights in the arena go dark. when the lights come back on LA J is in the center ring with a spot light on her. As Amazing starts playing The Arena flashes black and white lights and Bad Boy appears at the top of the ramp. As he walks down the ramp the ring post have black and white smoke. As he gets to the ring he jumps into the ring lifting LA J and sits her outside the ring and climbs the rope to a corner and sits until his opponent hits the ring.

JR-“Primetime” Bad Boy is heading towards the Pay Per View to challenge Lazlo Veles, but this week he’ll face a former TV champion in Zack Ryder.

King-Zack’s won every championship, so he knows a thing or two about winning championship.

Kris Gaffney-I will say that you got to believe the fact that Primetime is named Bad Boy played a big part in this match…

[Zack Ryder and “Primetime” Bad Boy stand in the ring. Zack Ryder looks around for anymore Primetime’s, but he doesn’t see anyone. Until “Primetime” Chris Sanders waves to Zack Ryder. “Primetime” Bad Boy tries to take advantage of the situation, and he goes for a fist to the face, and Zack Ryder ducks under. He runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, he connects with a flying forearm shot to the face. He goes down on the mat, and he slowly gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He kicks him in the gut, runs to the ropes, Zack Ryder hits a running knee lift. This turns “Primtime” Bad Boy around, and he hooks him, and he drops him down into a back slide. The ref is already there ready to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2….KICK OUT by “Primetime” Bad Boy. Zack Ryder and “Primetime” Bad Boy get up to their feet. “Primetime” Bad Boy seems to be trying to get up quickly to get this match into his control. Zack Ryder answers with an inverted atomic drop. “Primetime” Bad Boy stumbles backwards in a lot of pain, and Zack Ryder hooks “Primetime” Bad Boy, and he hits a t-bone suplex sending “Primetime” Bad Boy flying across the ring. Zack Ryder measures up on “Primetime” Bad Boy as he gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder runs towards “Primetime” Bad Boy, and he connects with a running clothesline in the corner.]

JR-So far Zack Ryder has been in control of this match.

King-Maybe he should be taking footage of this match….that way he’ll know what to do.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure in hindsight he’ll be kicking himself.

[Primetime falls into a seated position, and Zack Ryder looks around he grins, he backs up. He does the fist pump WOO! WOO! WOO! Zack Ryder runs towards “Primetime” Bad Boy. But Primetime Bad Boy gets up, and he connects with a diving clothesline that puts Zack Ryder down on the mat before he can hit the broski boot. “Primetime” Bad Boy falls to a knee, and he takes a few moments to rest up, as Zack Ryder is trying ot get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet “Primetime” Bad Boy hooks Zack Ryder, and he drops him for the neck breaker known as the MF21. “Primetime” Bad Boy looks towards the corner, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he is up on the top rope, he measures up, and he leaps off, and he connects with a moonsault. “Primetime” Bad Boy goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref counts 1…………..2…KICK OUT by Zack Ryder. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. Being close to the ropes, “Primetime” Bad Boy is able to pull himself up to his fairly quickly, so he breaks the standing ten count before it gets close enough to mention. Zack Ryder staggers up, he tries to go towards where “Primetime” is, Primetime see’s this coming, and realizing that he needs to give himself more time, he is able to quickly hit a drop toe hold that sends Zack Ryder on the second rope throat first.]

JR-Zack Ryder is in trouble here.

King-He still has no idea what LA J stands for.

Kris Gaffney-And he should never find out!

[Bad Boy runs to the ropes, he jumps in the air, but Zack Ryder moves out of the way. He lands on the second rope. Bad Boy stumbles around. Zack Ryder gets up, jumps up, and he goes for the Rough Ryder, but Bad Boy counters by pushing him off. Bad Boy runs towards Zack Ryder, Zack Ryder counters with a belly to belly that sends him and Bad Boy over the top rope. Both wrestlers are slow to get up to their feet. The ref is up to a 5 count. Bad Boy hits a knee lift into the gut. Bad Boy whips Zack Ryder . The whip sends Zack Ryder flying into the barricade. Zack Ryder stumble back at the count of 7. Bad Boy kicks him, and goes for the Bad Boy Stunner, but Zack Ryder pushes him off, and right into the ring post. Zack Ryder rolls into the ring. The ref counts 10. Zack Ryder wins via count out!!]

JR-Bad Boy went for the killing blow, and it cost him.

"Sharp Dressed Man" By ZZ Top begins to play as Reginald Harthorn steps out from behind the curtain in a black suit. As he walks to the ring he has an arrogant look on his face as he starts to undo his clothing dropping pieces of it on the ramp as he makes his way to the ring. By the time he gets to the ring he is in just his wrestling attire and runs his hands through his hair flicking them forward as if to flick sweat toward the audience (think Rick Rude style from the 90s) And waits for the match to begin.

JR-I hope that Reginald isn’t take the Big Show lightly.

King-That would be a mistake.

Kris Gaffney-Especially since how are you going to slam him…he’s too big!

(“Crank it up” blasts on the PA system. Pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. He walks to the ring. He enters the ring. The Big Show raises his hand to the crowd.)

JR-The Big Show is going to want to prove something.

King-Seems like he’s been trying to do that his entire career.

Kris Gaffney-Thus why we have to live with the memory of him facing Akebono.

[Reginald Harthorn stands in the middle of the ring as he stares down the Big Show. The bell rings. The Big Show goes for the WMD right out of the gate, but Reginald Harthorn ducks under, and he hits a few fists to the face. The Big Show counters with a head butt that knocks Reginald Harthorn backwards. The Big Show goes for a running big boot, but Reginald Harthorn is able to counter by ducking under, and The Big Show is crotched on the top rope. Reginald Harthorn goes ot the second rope, and he spring boards off it, and he connects with a flying kick to the side of the head that sends The Big Show dazed falling back into the ring. Seeing that he has a chance to hit a big move, he goes to the outside of the ring. He climbs up to the top rope. Reginald Harthorn is pearched up on the top rope. He jumps off, and drives both feet into the gut of the Big Show with the Adrenaline shot driving the air out of the Big Show. Reginald Harthorn quickly goes into the cover on The Big Show. The ref makes the count while he slides into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………2..the Big Show powers out of the cover. Reginald Harthorn goes flying to the corner, and he staggers, and the Big Show getting up holding his mid section runs towards Reginald Harthorn, he counters with a drop kick to the corner. He falls into the corner face first into the turnbuckle. Reginald Harthorn stumbles, he measures up on the Big Show.]

JR-The Big Show power advantage isn’t going away.

King-You wouldn’t expect it to.

Kris Gaffney-Just like King’s hate for JR.

[Reginald Harthorn starts a 10 punch combo, 1……..2……….3……..4………5…..the Big Show is able to get his hands from under Reginald Harthorn walks out, and he drives him down with a power bomb. The Big Show falls backwards on to the ropes trying to recover. Reginald Harthorn is able to recover, and the Big Show hits a body slam on Reginald Harthorn. He runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes, he jumps in the air, and he connects with a leg drop on Reginald Harthorn. The Big Show doesn’t go into the cover, he recovers as he slowly makes it up to his feet. The Big Show puts his hand up, and he gets ready for the WMD. He yells for Reginald Harthorn to get up to his feet as he is slow to get up to his feet.]

JR-The Big Show went for the WMD before, but did not connect…let’s see if he has better luck.

King-I guess keep trying until it works.

Kris Gaffney-Pretty sure it doesn’t work like that.

King-It doesn’t work like that for you.

[Big Show gets ready as Reginald Harthorn is up to his feet. Big Show goes for the WMD. He ducks under, and he takes down the Big Show. Harthorn brings down the Big Show with a double leg take down. He hooks him, and locks in the Cardiac Arrest. The Big Show is in pain. Finally the Big Show taps out. Reginald Harthorn wins this match via submission.]

JR-The Big Show missed attempt opened the door for Reginald Harthorn, and he took advantage of it.

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, he walks down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-A few weeks ago Tony defeated the other Bad Boy, and it has allowed him to get into the title races.

King-Maybe that’s all Tony needs…he just needs to be told everyone is nicknamed Bad Boy.

Kris Gaffney-Definitely a reason to get your career in order.

"Lake of Fire" blasts on the PA system, as Armando Materazzi walks to the stage, wearing a flashy white jacket. He seems to be holding a fistful of $100 bills, taunting the fans with his wealth. He offers a fan in the front row a $100 bill, but yanks it away before the fan can get his hands on the money. Materazzi hands his money to a crew member, before sliding into the ring, under the third rope.

JR-Armando also was able to score a surprise upset last week.

King-Why doesn’t he ever give me money?

Kris Gaffney-Just give him a glare, and I’m sure he’ll give it to you.

[Armando Materazzi and Tony Ikeda stand in the middle of the ring. Armando Materazzi throws a fist. Tony Ikeda counters with a full nelson trying to end this match quickly, but it’s countered with a snapmare. Tony Ikeda goes flying across the ring, and he gets up to his feet. Armando Materazzi runs, and he connects with a spear that sends Armando Materazzi and Tony Ikeda flying out of the ring, and they crash down on the floor. Both wrestlers try to get up to their feet. Tony Ikeda doesn’t seem too happy. He see’s Armando Materazzi getting up with the help of the steps. Tony Ikeda runs towards him, Armando Materazzi is able to counter with a drop toe hold that sends him flying into the ring steps. He crashes face first into the ring steps. Tony Ikeda falls to his knee’s. Armando grabs Tony Ikeda, and he throws him into the ring. Armando Materazzi climbs up to the apron. Then up to the top rope, he waits for Tony Ikeda to get up to his feet. Armando Materazzi jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a cross body block. The ref quickly goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…….2..KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda tries to get up, but clearly he’s suffering from that earlier drop on the steps. Armando Materazzi hits a quick kick to the ribs this makes Tony Ikeda roll towards the corner, he gets up in the corner. Armando goes to the corner, and he hits a few knife edge chops to the chest. He grabs Tony Ikeda’s arm, and he brings him towards him. He lifts him up, and he drops him with a falling slam.]

JR-It seems like Armando has a plan.

King-Somehow I can’t assume it’s going to be very good.

Kris Gaffney-He’s still giving out money on his entrance after all…

[Armando Materazzi climbs up to the second rope, and he jumps off the second rope, he goes for a splash. Tony Ikeda is able to move out of the way at the last moment. He crashes into the mat. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet as Armando Materazzi stumbles up to his feet, and Tony iKeda hooks him, and he puts him down with a full nelson slam. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Armando Materazzi. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2………..KICK OUT by Armando Materazzi at this point Tony, and Armando stay on the mat as both try to recover after the moves that the have been hit with during this match.]

JR-Armando might be in trouble here.

King-He’s in trouble a lot.

Kris Gaffney-He needs to hang around EC3 a bit more.

[Tony Ikeda waits for Armando to get up to his feet. Tony Ikeda hooks Armando into a full nelson, and Armando turns it into a DDT. Planting Tony Ikeda into the mat. Armando hits a chair on Tony Ikeda. He goes to the outside of the ring, he climbs up to the top rope. He measures up, he jumps off. Armando nails the Sicilian Concussion on Tony. Armando goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref counts 1……….2………3!!]

JR-Armando Materazzi gets the victory here.

King-We finally saw his finisher….didn’t know it existed.

Kris Gaffney-It does exist!

Ecstasy of Gold by Metallica begins to play on the PA. System. The Stranger starts to walk down the ramp. He has a very cold look on his face but continues to walk to the ring and then enters the ring approaching very indifferent of the situation.

JR-The Stranger started his career in the EMF quickly, and now could get a title shot with a win here.

King-Although he’s at a disadvantage.

Kris Gaffney-In wrestling…that’s usually an advantage, so I’m sure he’s not worried about it.

(“Loyal to no one” blasts on the PA system. The Boston Bruiser walks out on the stage. He heads straight to the ring. Not bothering to do anything extra, he steps inside of the ring, and waits for the bell to ring.)

JR-I want to say Kris is wrong…but I have bad memories.

King-Yeah…that’s right JR, remind everyone how you always get owned in your hometown.

JR-……..

King-But then again…there is a very good chance that Bruiser isn’t exactly making a big deal about being back in Boston.

[The Stranger stands in the middle of the ring. The Boston Bruiser is getting the crowd hyped up from the fact that he is in his home town. While the Bruiser is paying too much attention to the crowd. The Stranger takes advantage, and he hits a forearm shot to the face that stuns The Boston Bruiser. The Boston Bruiser tries to fight back, and he throws a fist to th efface, and he hooks him with a belly to back suplex. He puts him down on the mat. The Stranger gets up, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Boston Bruiser, the ref makes him back off a bit. The Boston Bruiser gets up to his feet. The Stranger continues his attack by hitting a head butt that makes the Boston Bruiser fall backwards, and he keeps himself up with the help of the ropes. He tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by the Boston Bruiser. The Stranger bounces off of the ropes. He jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying shoulder tackle making the Boston Bruiser fall back down on the mat. The Stranger waits for the Boston Bruiser to get up to his feet. The Stranger kicks the Boston Bruiser in the gut, he hooks him for the power bomb that he has won a few matches with. But the Boston Bruiser counters with a back body drop. He hits hard on the mat. He slowly gets up, The Bruiser goes for a splash in the corner. The Stranger moves out of the way. The Bruiser his his head on to the top turnbuckle. He stumbles backwards. The Stranger hooks The Boston Bruiser with a waist lock, he connects with a german suplex with a bridge into a pinning combination. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2……..KICK OUT by the Boston Bruiser!!]

JR-The Boston Bruiser was able to kick out before the three count.

King-Not exactly the home coming that Bruiser was hoping for.

Kris Gaffney- If this was like 20 or 30 years ago…it would be expected by the Boston fans though.

[Boston Bruiser gets picked up, and he gets whipped to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. The Boston Bruiser ducks under, and he hooks him, and he drops him with a full nelson slam. The Boston Bruiser falls backwards into the ropes. He tries to recover, but quickly the Boston Bruiser takes down The Stranger with a double leg take down, and locks on…what else…a boston crab!! The Stranger is in a lot of pain as he tries to find a way out of this hold.]

JR-The Stranger might be in trouble here.

King-insert the “stranger in danger comment here”.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah…it is still funny.

[The Stranger is able to reach out, and he grabs a hold of the ropes. The ref makes The Boston Bruiser break the hold. Boston Bruiser goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. He goes for a seated Senton on the Stranger. The Stranger blocks it, and he connects with the sit down power bomb. The Stranger holds down the Boston Bruiser for a pinning combination. The ref goes into position. The ref counts 1…………2……….3!!]

JR-The Boston Bruiser went for a risk, and it did not pay off.

Kris Gaffney-Huh…guess not all Boston Sports athletes can succeed.

(“Dirty Little girl” blasts on the PA system. Mickie James steps on out the stage, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Mickie has been able to get passed the troll and F. Lee Bayley, but this is a different competitor.

King-Mickie probably doesn’t mind, she likes a challenge.

Kris Gaffney-and more chances to grope other woman.

(“Magic Bus” blasts on the PA system. Sissy Bettis walks out on the stage, and she pitches a fit with her best friend Mia. Mia throws her into the ring.)

JR-Sissy…is looking to…get a career.

King-She had one…in NXT…don’t you know JR?

[Mickie James doesn’t look impressed by the Bus. Sissy Bettis says you clearly haven’t seen my NXT stuff. Mickie James get slapped in the face. Mickie James hits a slap to the boobs of Sissy….boy is she doing that a lot recently. Anyways, Mickie James hits a kick to the gut of Sissy Bettis. She bounces off of the ropes, and Mickie James lou thez presses Sissy Bettis, and she hits a few fists to the face of Sissy Bettis. Sissy Bettis rakes the eyes of Mickie James. Mickie rolls away holding her face blinded. Sissy Bettis gets up to her feet, clearly not happy that Mickie had not seen her NXT stuff, she runs towards Mickie James in the corner. Mickie James counters by using the ropes to put her into a leg scissor, and she hits a hurricananana from the corner.]

JR-Mickie James might have lured Bettis into there.

King-That would have never happened in NXT.

[Mickie James waits for Sissy to get up to her feet, and she goes for the Mick Kick, but Sissy ducks she runs to the ropes, she bounces off of the ropes. She jumps, and she hits a flying forearm shot to the face, she picks up Mickie, and she hits a few forearm shots to the face. Sissy tries to whip Mickie James to the ropes, and she is successful in doing so. MIckie James bounces off of the ropes. Sissy lowers her head, Mickie James hits a spinning neck breaker on Sissy Bettis.]

JR-Sissy got some moves in, but didn’t quite but much together.

King-Sounds like the story of her career…

[Mickie James stands up, and she waits for Sissy Bettis get up when.]

JR-You think King?

King-….well….she has to figure it out sometime….

(But once again Ashley doesn’t come out on the stage. The EMF lights up to a casino. At the casino cashier. Ashley Irvine skips up, and yells.)

.::Ashley Irvine::.-HIIIIIIIIII Mr. casino man!! I wanna cash in!! *She tries to hand him the brief case*

.::Casino cashier::.-We don’t take those…

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Oh…..that’s not good, where do people take this, it’s soooooo confusing!!

.::Casino Cashier::.-I don’t know…but I can give you a non-value chip…

.::Ashley Irvine::.-OH!! That sounds good, thank you mr. Casino man!!

(She gives him a hug, and he gives her the chip. She looks at it amazed as he walks away. Now it looks like she’s about to eat it, before the camera cuts away.)

[Sissy Bettis comes from behind, and goes for the Bus stop. Mickie James grabs the ropes. Sissy goes into the mat, she stumbles up, and Mickie James hits the Mick Kick. Sissy Bettis is down. Mickie James goes into the cover on Sissy Bettis. The ref counts 1………2………3!!]

JR-Mickie once again survives.

King-I’m starting to believe it’s Ryder in a Mickie suit.

(“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon walks out on the stage with Jack Heyman. Walter Melon steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Walter Melon tonight has a chance to keep his match a one on one.

King-Mr. Gold is not a fan of triple threats…better make sure it’s a one on one.

Kris Gaffney-Only if the Melon Gods allow it.

(“Glass Walls Of Limbo” blasts on the PA system. Priest walks out on the stage. He steps inside of the ring as he waits for the bell.

JR-This has been a long time coming.

King-It’s about more than just getting the championship for Priest.

Kris Gaffney-He’s on a mission.

[Priest and Walter Melon stand in the middle of the ring. They lock up, and Priest hits a knee lift into the gut that doubles over Walter Melon. Priest whips Walter Melon to the ropes he bounces off of the ropes. Priest hits a back elbow right on the face. Walter Melon goes down on the mat, and he is slow to get up to his feet as he holds his face. Walter Melon turns, and he gets kicked in the gut, and he gets head locked, and he connects him with a head lock take down, and he puts him down on the mat. Priest puts on the pressure on Walter Melon gets up to his feet. Walter Melon gets up to his feet. He connects this move with a jaw breaker. Priest falls backwards in pain, and Walter Melon climbs up to his feet. He runs towards Priest. Priest throws Walter Melon goes over the top rope, and Priest grabs his head, and he drops it into a hang man. Walter Melon hangs over the top rope. Priest runs otwards the ropes, and he sling shots the ropes. Walter Melon flips over thet op rope, and he crashes down on his back. He’s in a lot of pain as he gets up to his feet. Priest kicks Walter Melon in the gut, he hooks him, he attempts to go for the sacrifical DDT. Walter Melon spins out of it. Priest attempts to counter with a short arm clothesline, Walter Melon ducks under, and hooks Priest for a Russian side. But Walter Melon gets hit with a elbow to the face by Priest, then another one, and then another until he breaks up the move. Walter Melon runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. But Priest is able to counter this with a belly to belly over head throw. Priest goes into the cover on Walter Melon. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1…………2…..KICK OUT by Walter Melon. Priest gets up.]

JR-Walter Melon seemed to be gaining momentum, and it was just haulted right there.

King-Where are your melon gods now…

Ashley Irvine-WATERMELON!!

[Walter Melon gets up, he tries to kick Walter Melon for the set up of his finisher once again, but it’s countered by Walter Melon who hooks him, and drops him with a t-bone suplex. Walter Melon see’s Priest getting up to his feet. Walter Melon runs, and he connects with a spear that sends him down on the mat. Walter Melon goes into the cover on Priest. The ref goes into position ot make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2……KICK OUT by Priest. Walter Melon picks up Priest, and he hits a body slam on Priest. He goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. Walter Melon measures up for his finisher the fruit smash splash. When the lights turn off, and this is shown on the EMF tron.]

JR-What the hell…

King-No idea..

[This seems to get Walter Melon’s attention. Priest dives on the ropes, and this makes him fall on the top rope, and down on the mat. Walter Melon gets up in pain, Priest kicks him in the gut, he hooks him, and drops Walter Melon for the Sacrificial DDT!! Walter Melon is seemly out. Priest goes into the cover on Walter Melon. The ref counts 1…………2………….3!!]

JR-…I have no words.

King-I hate when I agree with you JR.

Kris Gaffney-What do you think of that random people beside me?

(Priest celebrates his win…suddenly the lights turn off. Completely, everything is pitch black. The EMF tron lights up with a black background, and a whispering voice. The words, and text don't make any sense, but said in a way that evokes fear in all that hear it.)

(The lights never turn back on, we just go black.)