EMF: Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen) (We open up as the arena is dark. Pyrotechnics rain down the top of the stadium as they crash down on the Shockwave set. The lights turn on after they end. The fans yell and wave their sign. The camera sweeps around the arena getting shots of the crowd. Finally the camera zooms out to display the location information. We get one final shot of the crowd as JR begins to speak.) JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from Las Vegas, Nevada. King-I feel like I went to the wrong city at first…. JR-Probably a reason for that..anyways, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. Kris Gaffney-Tonight the champions will clash as The Wretched Nobody will take on Brandon Leno. JR-That’s true Kris, let’s get started with the opening match of the night. (“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Walter Melon is looking to get into the race for the Extreme Championship. Kris Gaffney-That’s a championship he’s familiar with. King-Yeah, but it’ll only happen if the Melon Gods say so… (“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage and he nods to the crowd. He does the “YES” taunt down to the ring side area. Daniel Bryan steps inside of the ring.) JR-Daniel Bryan has been Extreme Champion. King-It was over a year now, but we’ll see if he can do it again JR-Tommy Malone says the Revolution started with the Extreme Championship. King-Does John Cena know this?? Kris Gaffney-Maybe he has a Revolution jacket for Tommy Malone in the mail. [Walter Melon walks around the ring side area preaching about the important of fruits. Until he looks towards a crowd member to make sure that it’s not Ashley Irvine. Then he turns around and he see’s that Ashley is the camera person. She yells “WATER MELON!!” She runs to go to her match. Inside of the ring Daniel Bryan and Tommy Malone lock up. Daniel Bryan puts Tommy Malone into a side head lock, and he puts on the pressure. Tommy Malone looks for a way out of the hold. He backs up Daniel Bryan to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Daniel Bryan connects with a shoulder block that puts him down on the mat. Daniel Bryan waits for Tommy Malone to get up to his feet, and Tommy Malone is able to duck under a fist to the face. Tommy Malone gets set up, and Daniel Bryan drops him with a belly to back suplex. Daniel Bryan waits as Tommy Malone hits the mat and he rolls towards the corner. Tommy Malone gets up and the corner, and Daniel Bryan runs towards the corner, and he connects with a running drop kick.] JR-Daniel Bryan starting this match quickly. King-The Melon Gods said that Walter doesn’t have to be worried about it. Kris Gaffney-Guess not. [Tommy Malone is slow to stagger out of the corner. Daniel Bryan is able to set up for a northern lights suplex. But before he can do it. Tommy Malone is able to spin out of it, and Tommy Malone sets up Daniel Bryan and he connects with a Russian leg sweep that sends Daniel Bryan back first into the turnbuckle. Daniel Bryan rolls out of the ring, but before Tommy Malone can follow him. Walter Melon from outside of the ring is able to pull him towards the ring post. Tommy Malone is able to recover by pulling his legs towards the ring post. Walter Melon hits into the ring posts. Tommy Malone rolls out of the ring, and he grabs a trash can that he is able to grab from under the ring. Tommy Malone measures up on Walter Melon. Tommy Malone brings the trash can over the head of Walter Melon. Walter Melon falls to a knee, and Tommy Malone grabs Walter Melon and he throws him into the ring. Tommy Malone brings in what is left of the trash can. Walter Melon slides into the ring, and hew aits for Walter Melon.] JR-It seems like that Walter Melon might be in trouble. King-Of course he’s not, the Melon Gods have a plan. Kris Gaffney-They always do. [Tommy Malone goes for the Irish Stun gun, but Walter Melon is able to push off Tommy Malone, and he grabs the trash can , and he hits Tommy Malone over the head with it. Tommy Malone is staggered, Walter Melon backs up, and he connects with spitting seeds on Tommy Malone. Tommy Malone goes down on the mat. Walter Melon goes into the cover on Tommy Malone. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2….KICK OUT by Tommy Malone!! Walter Melon gets and he hits a few stomps on the downed Tommy Malone. He waits for Tommy Malone to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He connects with a few fists to the face, and he whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and he hits a big back body drop. Tommy Malone gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet Walter Melon picks up Tommy Malone and hits a falling slam.] JR-It looks like that Walter Melon might be closing in to attempting to end this match. King-Why doesn’t he just say a win? Kris Gaffney-Maybe it’s because who knows what the Melon Gods want. King-That’s true, whatever happens…surely it’s because the Melon Gods wanted it. [Walter Melon climbs up to the top rope, but before he can jump off. Daniel Bryan dives on the top rope, and Walter Melon falls off of the top turnbuckle. Walter Melon gets up in pain, and he gets blasted with the running knee to the face. Walter Melon goes down. Daniel Bryan see’s that Tommy Malone is getting up to his feet, Daniel Bryan tries to get him out of the ring. But Tommy is able to counter by grabbing Daniel Bryan’s tights and leveraging him out of the ring. Tommy Malone goes into the cover on Walter Melon. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2……….3!!] JR-Tommy Malone gets the victory. King-Well…as long as the vegan didn’t win…that way fruit still wins. (“Spiteful” lbasts on the PA system. Alexa Bliss walks out on the stage and she shows the back of her hands, and she walks down to the ring.) JR-Alexa is very successful in the BWO. King-Maybe we can figure out what the whole hands up is. Kris Gaffney-I got nothing. The lights dim down to a golden hue, and Alyssa Ouellet begins to strut down the ramp as if it were her own personal catwalk to the sassy, materialistic lyrics of ‘Cha Ching’ by Slayyyter. Wearing a golden one-piece jumpsuit that hugs her figure just right with solid gold detailing across the chest region, the model looks expensive as ever while taunting and verbally harassing some of the fans in attendance. Rolling into the ring, she leans against the ropes and puts an ‘L’ on her forehead for ‘loser’ while pointing at the fans, generating more heat. JR-Alyssa Ouellet continues her open challenge. King-Was this apart of that? Kris Gaffney-Not sure. [Alyssa Ouellet and Alexa Bliss lock up, and Alexa Bliss is able to put on an arm bar. Alexa Bliss looks for a way out of the hold. Alyssa Ouellet looks for a way out of the hold. Alexa Bliss is able to arm drag out of the hold. Alyssa Ouellet gets up to her feet. Alexa Bliss runs towards Alyssa Ouellet. Alyssa Ouellet is able to side step her, and throws her out of the ring, and Alexa Bliss is on the apron. Alexa Bliss lands on her feet. Alyssa Ouellet hits a forearm shot to the face of Alexa Bliss, and Alyssa Ouellet brings her over to the ring post, and she smashes Alexa Bliss’ face on the ring post. Alexa Bliss falls down on the mat around ring side. Alyssa Ouellet plays to the crowd for a few moments, and she steps on the apron. She climbs out on the apron. Alyssa Ouellet waits as Alexa Bliss attempts to get up to her feet. And Alyssa Ouellet drops a double axe handle across the back of Alexa Bliss. Alyssa Ouellet grabs Alexa Bliss, and she throws her into the ring. Alyssa Ouellet slides into the ring, Alexa Bliss is slow to get up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet. She kicks her into the gut that doubles over Alexa Bliss, and she drops her with a double under hook back breaker. Alyssa Ouellet goes into the cover on Alexa Bliss. Ther ef goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2……KICK OUT by Alexa Bliss, Alyssa Ouellet grabs Alexa Bliss, and she picks her up, and she hits a body slam. Alyssa Ouellet backs up into the ropes, and she goes for a splash but at the last moment Alexa Bliss moves out of the way.] JR-Alexa Bliss moved out of the way at the last moment. King-Surprising that she was able to do that after getting her head smashed into the unprotected ring post. Kris Gaffney-Guess you do whatever you can to win a match. King-Yeah…why didn’t you ever learn that. Kris Gaffney-….. [Alexa Bliss waits for Alyssa Ouellet to get up to her feet, and she gets driven down with a DDT Alyssa is down. Alexa Bliss turns around and does a hand back flip into double knee’s to the gut. Alexa Bliss goes into the cover on Alyssa Ouellet. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…….2…KICK OUT by Alyssa Ouellet. Alexa Bliss picks up Alyssa Ouellet and she hits a body slam. Alexa Bliss goes to the outside of the ring and she climbs up to the top rope.] JR-Alexa Bliss might be looking to end this match. King-Not exactly how Alyssa planned this match. [Alyssa pushes her off of the top rope. Alexa tries to get up on the outside of the ring, and Alyssa connects with the Fame Maker. Alyssa throws Alexa into the ring. Alyssa gets into the ring, Alyssa makes the cover on Alexa. The ref goes into position. The ref counts 1………..2…………3!!] JR-However Alyssa recovers in time to give herself the chance to win this match and it paid off. (“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Zack Ryder is on his way to face The Wretched Nobody. King-Tonight he has to face the Extreme Champion in Vegas. Kris Gaffney-If it goes by announcers rules…that’s not a good sign for Ricky Vegas. Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage. JR-Ricky Vegas had a hell of a match against the man Ryder will face, but came up short. King-Well, he can bounce back. Kris Gaffney- Guess we’ll see if he can. [Zack Ryder paces around the ring as he gets the crowd hyped. The bell rings, both competitors pace around the ring, and they lock up. Zack Ryder is able to put him into a hammer lock, and Ricky Vegas is able to counter this with a back heel trip that sends him down on the mat. Zack Ryder pushes Ricky Vegas to the ropes, Ricky Vegas is able to hook the ropes. Zack Ryder attempts to clothesline Ricky Vegas, but Ricky Vegas is able to counter with a hot shot that sends Zack Ryder flying into the top rope. Zack Ryder falls into the top rope. He stumbles towards Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas lifts up Zack Ryder, and he drops him with a body slam. Ricky Vegas lifts up Zack Ryder with another body slam. Ricky Vegas lifts up Zack Ryder, and he drops him with another body slam to complete the three of a kind. Zack Ryder is able to roll out of the ring to prevent himself from being pinned. Zack Ryder is able to hold himself up to his feet with the help of the apron, but this doesn’t help him as much as he first considered as Ricky Vegas hits a baseball slide, and this puts him down on the mat around ring side. Ricky Vegas takes a few moments to consider what he’s going to do next and allow Zack Ryder to get up to his feet. Ricky Vegas grabs Zack Ryder, and he runs towards the ring steps, and he hurls him towards the ring steps. Ricky Vegas goes crashing into the ring steps back first.] JR-Ricky Vegas is a step quicker thus far. Kris Gaffney-It’s not like Ryder hasn’t ever been an Extreme Champion before. King-You mean elite champion, elite! Kris Gaffney-Wait…does that make him not a grand slam champion? I’m confused. [Zack Ryder is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Ricky Vegas goes for the full house. Zack Ryder is able to duck under. Zack Ryder falls back on the announcers desk as Ricky Vegas attempts to go after him, Zack Ryder is able to counter with a drop toe hold that sends him flying otwards the table. Zack Ryder grabs Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas smashes his face into the table. Ricky Vegas gets thrown into the ring. Ricky Vegas rolls into the middle of the ring. Zack Ryder climbs up to the apron and then up to the top rope. Ricky Vegas is slow to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a missile drop kick to the face of Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas goes down on the mat. Zack Ryder quickly goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2…KICK OUT by Ricky Vegas. Zack Ryder gets up to his feet, and he connects with a few stomps on the downed Ricky Vegas. Zack Ryder waits for Ricky Vegas to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet he’s in the corner, and Zack Ryder connects with a clothesline in the corner. Zack Ryder backs up allowing Ricky Vegas falling into the corner. Zack Ryder backs up, and he fist pumps. Woo! Woo! Woo! Zack Ryder runs towards Ricky Vegas and he connects with the broski boot to the face. Zack Ryder goes to the outside of the ring, and he looks under the ring and he pulls out a table.] JR-It looks like Ryder is looking to bring a table into play. King-Wonder if he can tape this Kris Gaffney-And then never show us the footage. [Zack Ryder sets up the table, and he picks up Ricky Vegas and he hooks him into a vertical suplex position as he climbs up to the top rope. He goes for the super plex, but it’s blocked into a cross body block. Zack Ryder goes through the table. Ricky Vegas holds a body press pin on Ryder. The ref counts 1………….2…………..3!!] JR-Excellent counter by the Extreme Champion. King-That’s why Ryder was the Elite Champion JR-Things haven’t gone well for Asp. King-He’s getting paid. Asp walks down the aisle to the ring The crowd members to take notice of Asp walking down towards the ring…and gives a cheer Kris Gaffney-Not as much as he’d like…but it was something. On the tron it shows an open field with a sign that just says "SV" and "I'm Back" plays on the speakers. The scene on the tron changes and it shows Killer Tschida's face complete with sunglasses. The words "EFEDERATION LEGEND, KILLER TSCHIDA!" show up on the tron. Killer Tschida then shows up in the aisle and he points his fist to the ring then he throws his fist up and back as pyro goes off. JR-The new comer would like to make an impact on the man who originally was given a huge contract. King-Doesn’t look like he’s going to ever get it. Kris Gaffney-The fact he got is something. [Asp and steps inside of the ring, and he doesn’t seem too pleased with what Killer Tschida has been saying. He runs at Killer Tschida, and Killer Tschida counters with an arm drag release. This sends Asp flying across the ring. Killer Tschida waits for Asp to get up to his feet, and once he does he connects with a running clothesline that knocks him down on the mat. Asp gets up to his feet, and Killer Tschida grabs Asp and he hurls him towards the corner. Asp staggers out of the corner. Killer Tschida waits for Asp to stagger out of the corner, he kicks him in the gut, and he hooks him with a double under hook suplex, and he lifts him up. He drops him with a double under hook suplex that drops Asp. Asp is slow to get up to his feet as he holds his back. Killer Tschida hits a few fists to the face that knocks back Asp, and he tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Asp. Killer Tschida tries to pick him up as he bounces back. Asp is able to land behind him. Asp turns around, and he gets blasted right with the Killer Kick. Asp goes down. Killer Tschida goes into the cover on Asp. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2……KICK OUT by Asp!!] JR-Kick out by Asp. King-I didn’t think Asp had it in him. Kris Gaffney-Guess he really wants at least a portion of that contract he had coming to him. [Asp gets up in the corner, and Killer Tschida runs at Asp, and he leaves his feet for a splash, but he moves out of the way at the last second. Killer Tschida staggers backwards holding his face after hitting the top turnbuckle. Asp grabs his head, and he drops him with a reversed neck breaker. Asp goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..KICK OUT by Killer Tschida!!] JR-Quick kick out…that might have just to make Killer Tschida use the energy to kick out. King- Or he really thought that would have done it. Kris Gaffney-Guess were not very confident in Asp these days. [Asp goes to the second turnbuckle, and he pulls himself up to the second rope. He measures up on Asp. And he jumps off of the second turnbuckle, but Killer Tschida is able to counter with an arm bar. He traps Asp in the Tschida Trap. Asp tries for fight it for a small amount of time. Finally Asp taps out to the Tschida Trap. Killer Tschida wins!!] JR-Asp made a mistake there. King-And we are not shocked. (“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape runs to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring, and he gets hit from above by a giant grape. The ref turns a crank, and he jumps out of it like a jack in the box.) JR-How did I not see that giant grape before. King-The Melon Gods like a surprise. Kris Gaffney-I guess so. (“Judas” blasts on the PA system. Troy Gafgen walks out on the stage with AJ Lee skipping around him. He heads towards the ring. As the lights go out in the arena, The State of Massachusettes cranks through the speakers. An orange spotlight illumiates the top of the ramp, highlighting the figure of Tommy Malone gives the crowd their first glimpse of the Irish Renegade. Standing with his back toward the ring, Tommy is wearing a black leather jacket that has the Irish Flag spray painted on the back of it, his arms out toward his side, thumb and finger sticking out in a gun like gesture. Tommy turns around and makes his way toward the ring, a slightly cocky strut. Covering the bottom have of his face is a custume made Irish flag with "Real IRA" painted on the mask. Malone reaches the ring, jumping up on the apron and looking around the arena at the crowd. With a swooping jump Tommy launches himself over the top rope into the ring, heading right for the turnbuckle where he climbs it and points finger guns out toward the crowd. JR-This is a very unique opportunity for Tommy Malone. King-And totally intentional. Kris Gaffney-Indeed [Kenny Omegrape walks around the ring giving people fruit knowledge. This doesn’t please Troy Gafgen at all. Troy Gafgen runs at Kenny Omegrape, but he is able to move out of the way. He crashes into the corner. Kenny Omegrape is able to hit a fists to the face, but before he can do anything with it. Troy Gafgen gets hit with a chair by Tommy Malone. Tommy Malone tries to swing the chair back towards Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape ducks under. Kenny Omegrape hits the Willy Wonka's Fruit-Flavored Gobstopper into the chair that sends it into the face of Tommy Malone. Kenny Omegrape is able to grab Tommy Malone, and he throws him hard into the ring post. Tommy Malone falls out of the ring and on to the floor around ring side.] JR-Kenny Omegrape was helped out with Tommy Malone attempting to take advantage of the situation. King-That was just the Melon Gods. Kris Gaffney-They can control Tommy Malone now and his plans failing. King-Of course! [Kenny Omegrape hits a kick to the gut, and he tries to lift Troy Gafgen, but Troy Gafgen is able to shift out of the back of Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape turns around, and Troy Gafgen hits a short arm shoulder block, and then another one, and then another one. Then Troy Gafgen brings him towards him, and drops him with the chaos maker. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………………2……………..Tommy Malone reaches into the ring, and he pulls Troy Gafgen off of the cover.] JR-Troy Gafgen could have gotten the win there, but Tommy Malone broke it up. King-Wrestlers can do that in a triple threat? Kris Gaffney-Guess you better be worried about all competitors. [Tommy Malone steps inside of the ring, but it seems that Troy Gafgen didn’t like him breaking up the cover at all. He runs towards Tommy Malone. Tommy Malone counters with a drop toe hold that sends him flying into the top turnbuckle. Tommy Malone waits for Troy Gafgen to stagger towards him, and Tommy Malone connects with the Irish Stun gun on Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen is down. Tommy Malone goes into the cover on Troy Gafgen. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………2…Kenny Omegrape breaks up the count.] JR-Kenny Omegrape breaks up the pin. King-He didn’t break up the pin. That happened because the Melon Gods said would happen. Kris Gaffney-You think that they get sick of not getting credit. King-No, it’s an honor to give praise to the Melon Gods. [Troy Gafgen gets picked up by Kenny Omegrape, and Kenny Omegrape gets his arms thrown off, and Troy goes for the Mental Maelstrom, but it’s blocked. Kenny Omegrape throws Troy backwards. Troy Gafgen crashes into Tommy Malone. Tommy Malone falls out of the ring. Kenny Omegrape kicks Troy in the gut, and he drops him with the geese lightning!!! Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Troy Gafgen. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2……..3!!] JR-Kenny Omegrape uses Troy attempting to end the match to his advantage. King-You can say that he was in the right place right time…but that’s only for people who don’t have god on their side! (The EMF tron lights up with the image of a casino.) JR-We are about to have the Casino brawl. Kris Gaffney-Wonder what this is going to be. King-It can’t top the juice bar brawl. That one had god! [Inside of the casino Laura Cena walks into the casino floor looking for her opponents. Out of no where Rebecca Michelle runs, and she connects with a running forearm to the back of the head. Rebecca Michelle grabs Laura Cena, and she tries to throw her against a video poker machine. She bounces off, and Laura Cena hits a thurst kick to the jaw that drops Rebecca Michelle. The camera splits to the outside of the casino as Maria has wondered standing into a shallow pool with fountains behind her. One of the fountains stop behind her, Ashley Irvine is standing behind it waving to Maria. The fountain stream starts again as Maria doesn’t see Ashley. It happens once again behind Maria. Maria looks too late. Maria puts her arms on her hips, and looks pouty. Suddenly every fountain stream goes off..except the one with Ashley in it. This time Maria see’s it, and gets hugged. Maria runs through it, and Ashley runs off. Inside of the casino Laura has a stick, and she’s about to hit Rebecca Michelle over the head, Rebecca Michelle ducks under, and she connects with a jaw breaker Rebecca Michelle grabs the stick and breaks it into the ring. We go to an arena setting as Ashley jumps on a stage. She grabs a clothe, and puts it over her head. Suddenly the clothe drops to the floor, Maria is there she looks confused as she checks under and Ashley’s not there anymore. She turns around, and David Copperfield gives her a weird “I’m doing magic look” Maria gets weirded out, and she jumps in a box. Suddenly the box separates into two. Her head goes one way, her legs go the other way as she looks extremely weirded out as they both roll off the screen in different directions.] King-Are we sure we aren’t dealing with David Blaine? JR-Pretty certain. King-I have my doubts. Kris Gaffney-That’s right King don’t give in. [Inside of the casino Rebecca Michelle has Laura hooked for the Siren song on black jack table, but Ashley Irvine is all of a sudden here wondering how she got here. Ashley spins around, and accidently trips Rebecca Michelle freeing Laura. Ashley turns around, and she see’s Rebecca still on the back jack table. Ashley Irvine shakes her fist.] .::Ashley Irvine::.-NO! That’s a bad Rebecca! That won’t make everything clean! Laura won’t like that! [She for some reason spanks Rebecca, and runs off as the two halfs of Maria are being levitated through out the room by a floating David Copperland for some reason…and there always seems to be wind indoors.] King-I have no idea what is going on. Kris Gaffney-I don’t think until this is over whether or not this is the worst thing ever or the best one. [Rebecca Michelle recovers and wants to run after Ashley, to which she gets a bunch of dice to the face. Rebecca is blinded. Laura picks up Rebecca, on her shoulders. She throws her back for the royally screwed. But as she goes her head hits against a slot machine, and she accidently pulls the lever, and she hits the floor hard. Suddenly there are loud sounds as she starts to get buried in coins. Laura goes into the cover on the pile of coins/Rebecca. The ref counts 1………..2………3!!] .::Laura Cena::.-No dice. (Laura looks for Ashley to celebrate. Ashley is playing poker with…the top half of Maria. She puts down her cards. Ashley puts down better cards as she giggles. Ashley skips over to Laura and hugs her.) .::Maria::.-Oh well…I am only half the person she is…guess it’s ok to lose to her now. (Back on the magic stage. David Copperfield has a hat. He reaches in, and pulls out a Maria now no longer in two pieces. Maria looks shocked, and horried as she proclaims David Copperfield a demon. We fade back into the ring.) JR-Guess we’ll have to see. As the lights go out in the arena, In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly brings the arena to life with its opening organ. When the first licks of the guitar hit the speakers, Brandon Leno is seen standing on the stage, back to the ring with his arms stretched out to the side, head toward the sky. Different colored spotlights dance around him. Leno is wearing an acid wash jean jacket with an outline of a woman with psychedelic butterfly wings printed on the back of the jacket. Leno nods his head back and forth to the music as he turns around, aviator sunglasses on his face. Leno has his tie dyed tights on with Mr. Psychedelic printed across the back. Indica accompanies him down the ramp as he struts his way to the ring, grooving to the music. Len jumps onto the apron and gets into the ring. Once in the ring he goes to the turnbuckle, climbs the second rope and starts dancing to the music, trying to get the crowd involved. JR-Brandon Leno was able to recover the IC championship. King-That only happened because the Melon Gods had a plan for him. Kris Gaffney-If only they had a plan for me. We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays. Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves! Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere with Azar Vulcan walking behind him. Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the four Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY! Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner. JR-Speaking of a man who got a championship back, it’s the Wretched Nobody. King-The censors are probably happy. Kris Gaffney-Wait until for the time that Grace starts to swear because they won. [The Wretched Nobody and Brandon Leno Stand in the middle of the ring, and he pushes him back into the corner. The Wretched Nobody goes for a fist to the face. Brandon Leno is able to duck under, and he bounces off of the ropes. Brandon Leno goes for a cross body block, but it’s countered with the Wretched Nobody catching him, and he drops him with a rib breaker. Brandon Leno is in a lot of pain as he rolls away. He is slow to get up to his feet, and he once he does. Brandon Leno is in the corner. Brandon Leno connects with a body avalanche. The Wretched Nobody back out of the corner, and Brandon Leno staggers out of the corner, and the Wretched Nobody picks up Brandon Leno, and he drops him with a side walk slam. The Wretched Nobody goes itno the cover. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2…KICK OUT by Brandon Leno. Brandon Leno gets picked up around the throat, and he gets lifted up to his feet, but before the Wretched Nobody can do anything Brandon Leno hits a kick to the gut that stuns the Wretched Nobody, and then another one. This breaks the grin of The Wretched Nobody. Brandon Leno runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. The Wretched Nobody goes for a trephination, Brandon Leno is able to duck under. He bounces off of the other side of the ring. Brandon Leno bounces off of the other side of the ring, and Brandon Leno connects with a spinning side slam.] JR-The Wretched Nobody has Brandon Leno in trouble here. King-Think he realizes? Kris Gaffney-Maybe… [The Wretched Nobody picks him up around the throat, and he lifts him up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody attempts to lift him for a spine chiller, but it’s countered with Brandon Leno throwing off his arm, and he drops him with a DDT. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. But only for a few moments, so we won’t mention the standing ten count. As both wrestlers get up to their feet. The Wretched Nobody once again goes for the trephination. Brandon Leno ducks under, and as Wretch turns around, Brandon Leno goes for a small package pinning combination. The ref counts 1…………2..KICK OUT by The Wretched Nobody. Brandon Leno kicks him in the gut, and he drops him with the purple haze pile driver. Brandon Leno takes a few moments to rest up.] King-It’s over now. Kris Gaffney-No it’s not. King-Guess not…it would only be over if I did the piledriver. [Brandon Leno tries to hook the acid trip, but he can’t quite lock it in. The Wretched Nobody picks up Brandon Leno, and he throws him off into the corner. Leno hits the corner hard, and Leno staggers out of the corner, and almost gets his face kicked off with the trephination!! The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Brandon Leno. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2………..3!!] JR-Brandon Leno tried to lock in the Acid Trip, but the Wretched Nobody had too much power. King-I’m sure that’s not how he pictured it. (The Wrethced Nobody stands over the downed Brandon Leno. Saturday Shockwave goes to dark.)

EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen)

(We open up as the arena is dark. Pyrotechnics rain down the top of the stadium as they crash down on the Shockwave set. The lights turn on after they end. The fans yell and wave their sign. The camera sweeps around the arena getting shots of the crowd. Finally the camera zooms out to display the location information. We get one final shot of the crowd as JR begins to speak.)

JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from Las Vegas, Nevada.

King-I feel like I went to the wrong city at first….

JR-Probably a reason for that..anyways, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

Kris Gaffney-Tonight the champions will clash as The Wretched Nobody will take on Brandon Leno.

JR-That’s true Kris, let’s get started with the opening match of the night.

(“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Walter Melon is looking to get into the race for the Extreme Championship.

Kris Gaffney-That’s a championship he’s familiar with.

King-Yeah, but it’ll only happen if the Melon Gods say so…

(“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage and he nods to the crowd. He does the “YES” taunt down to the ring side area. Daniel Bryan steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Daniel Bryan has been Extreme Champion.

King-It was over a year now, but we’ll see if he can do it again

JR-Tommy Malone says the Revolution started with the Extreme Championship.

King-Does John Cena know this??

Kris Gaffney-Maybe he has a Revolution jacket for Tommy Malone in the mail.

[Walter Melon walks around the ring side area preaching about the important of fruits. Until he looks towards a crowd member to make sure that it’s not Ashley Irvine. Then he turns around and he see’s that Ashley is the camera person. She yells “WATER MELON!!” She runs to go to her match. Inside of the ring Daniel Bryan and Tommy Malone lock up. Daniel Bryan puts Tommy Malone into a side head lock, and he puts on the pressure. Tommy Malone looks for a way out of the hold. He backs up Daniel Bryan to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Daniel Bryan connects with a shoulder block that puts him down on the mat. Daniel Bryan waits for Tommy Malone to get up to his feet, and Tommy Malone is able to duck under a fist to the face. Tommy Malone gets set up, and Daniel Bryan drops him with a belly to back suplex. Daniel Bryan waits as Tommy Malone hits the mat and he rolls towards the corner. Tommy Malone gets up and the corner, and Daniel Bryan runs towards the corner, and he connects with a running drop kick.]

JR-Daniel Bryan starting this match quickly.

King-The Melon Gods said that Walter doesn’t have to be worried about it.

Kris Gaffney-Guess not.

[Tommy Malone is slow to stagger out of the corner. Daniel Bryan is able to set up for a northern lights suplex. But before he can do it. Tommy Malone is able to spin out of it, and Tommy Malone sets up Daniel Bryan and he connects with a Russian leg sweep that sends Daniel Bryan back first into the turnbuckle. Daniel Bryan rolls out of the ring, but before Tommy Malone can follow him. Walter Melon from outside of the ring is able to pull him towards the ring post. Tommy Malone is able to recover by pulling his legs towards the ring post. Walter Melon hits into the ring posts. Tommy Malone rolls out of the ring, and he grabs a trash can that he is able to grab from under the ring. Tommy Malone measures up on Walter Melon. Tommy Malone brings the trash can over the head of Walter Melon. Walter Melon falls to a knee, and Tommy Malone grabs Walter Melon and he throws him into the ring. Tommy Malone brings in what is left of the trash can. Walter Melon slides into the ring, and hew aits for Walter Melon.]

JR-It seems like that Walter Melon might be in trouble.

King-Of course he’s not, the Melon Gods have a plan.

Kris Gaffney-They always do.

[Tommy Malone goes for the Irish Stun gun, but Walter Melon is able to push off Tommy Malone, and he grabs the trash can , and he hits Tommy Malone over the head with it. Tommy Malone is staggered, Walter Melon backs up, and he connects with spitting seeds on Tommy Malone. Tommy Malone goes down on the mat. Walter Melon goes into the cover on Tommy Malone. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2….KICK OUT by Tommy Malone!! Walter Melon gets and he hits a few stomps on the downed Tommy Malone. He waits for Tommy Malone to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He connects with a few fists to the face, and he whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and he hits a big back body drop. Tommy Malone gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet Walter Melon picks up Tommy Malone and hits a falling slam.]

JR-It looks like that Walter Melon might be closing in to attempting to end this match.

King-Why doesn’t he just say a win?

Kris Gaffney-Maybe it’s because who knows what the Melon Gods want.

King-That’s true, whatever happens…surely it’s because the Melon Gods wanted it.

[Walter Melon climbs up to the top rope, but before he can jump off. Daniel Bryan dives on the top rope, and Walter Melon falls off of the top turnbuckle. Walter Melon gets up in pain, and he gets blasted with the running knee to the face. Walter Melon goes down. Daniel Bryan see’s that Tommy Malone is getting up to his feet, Daniel Bryan tries to get him out of the ring. But Tommy is able to counter by grabbing Daniel Bryan’s tights and leveraging him out of the ring. Tommy Malone goes into the cover on Walter Melon. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2……….3!!]

JR-Tommy Malone gets the victory.

King-Well…as long as the vegan didn’t win…that way fruit still wins.

(“Spiteful” lbasts on the PA system. Alexa Bliss walks out on the stage and she shows the back of her hands, and she walks down to the ring.)

JR-Alexa is very successful in the BWO.

King-Maybe we can figure out what the whole hands up is.

Kris Gaffney-I got nothing.

The lights dim down to a golden hue, and Alyssa Ouellet begins to strut down the ramp as if it were her own personal catwalk to the sassy, materialistic lyrics of ‘Cha Ching’ by Slayyyter. Wearing a golden one-piece jumpsuit that hugs her figure just right with solid gold detailing across the chest region, the model looks expensive as ever while taunting and verbally harassing some of the fans in attendance. Rolling into the ring, she leans against the ropes and puts an ‘L’ on her forehead for ‘loser’ while pointing at the fans, generating more heat.

JR-Alyssa Ouellet continues her open challenge.

King-Was this apart of that?

Kris Gaffney-Not sure.

[Alyssa Ouellet and Alexa Bliss lock up, and Alexa Bliss is able to put on an arm bar. Alexa Bliss looks for a way out of the hold. Alyssa Ouellet looks for a way out of the hold. Alexa Bliss is able to arm drag out of the hold. Alyssa Ouellet gets up to her feet. Alexa Bliss runs towards Alyssa Ouellet. Alyssa Ouellet is able to side step her, and throws her out of the ring, and Alexa Bliss is on the apron. Alexa Bliss lands on her feet. Alyssa Ouellet hits a forearm shot to the face of Alexa Bliss, and Alyssa Ouellet brings her over to the ring post, and she smashes Alexa Bliss’ face on the ring post. Alexa Bliss falls down on the mat around ring side. Alyssa Ouellet plays to the crowd for a few moments, and she steps on the apron. She climbs out on the apron. Alyssa Ouellet waits as Alexa Bliss attempts to get up to her feet. And Alyssa Ouellet drops a double axe handle across the back of Alexa Bliss. Alyssa Ouellet grabs Alexa Bliss, and she throws her into the ring. Alyssa Ouellet slides into the ring, Alexa Bliss is slow to get up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet. She kicks her into the gut that doubles over Alexa Bliss, and she drops her with a double under hook back breaker. Alyssa Ouellet goes into the cover on Alexa Bliss. Ther ef goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2……KICK OUT by Alexa Bliss, Alyssa Ouellet grabs Alexa Bliss, and she picks her up, and she hits a body slam. Alyssa Ouellet backs up into the ropes, and she goes for a splash but at the last moment Alexa Bliss moves out of the way.]

JR-Alexa Bliss moved out of the way at the last moment.

King-Surprising that she was able to do that after getting her head smashed into the unprotected ring post.

Kris Gaffney-Guess you do whatever you can to win a match.

King-Yeah…why didn’t you ever learn that.

Kris Gaffney-…..

[Alexa Bliss waits for Alyssa Ouellet to get up to her feet, and she gets driven down with a DDT Alyssa is down. Alexa Bliss turns around and does a hand back flip into double knee’s to the gut. Alexa Bliss goes into the cover on Alyssa Ouellet. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…….2…KICK OUT by Alyssa Ouellet. Alexa Bliss picks up Alyssa Ouellet and she hits a body slam. Alexa Bliss goes to the outside of the ring and she climbs up to the top rope.]

JR-Alexa Bliss might be looking to end this match.

King-Not exactly how Alyssa planned this match.

[Alyssa pushes her off of the top rope. Alexa tries to get up on the outside of the ring, and Alyssa connects with the Fame Maker. Alyssa throws Alexa into the ring. Alyssa gets into the ring, Alyssa makes the cover on Alexa. The ref goes into position. The ref counts 1………..2…………3!!]

JR-However Alyssa recovers in time to give herself the chance to win this match and it paid off.

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Zack Ryder is on his way to face The Wretched Nobody.

King-Tonight he has to face the Extreme Champion in Vegas.

Kris Gaffney-If it goes by announcers rules…that’s not a good sign for Ricky Vegas.

Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage.

JR-Ricky Vegas had a hell of a match against the man Ryder will face, but came up short.

King-Well, he can bounce back.

Kris Gaffney- Guess we’ll see if he can.

[Zack Ryder paces around the ring as he gets the crowd hyped. The bell rings, both competitors pace around the ring, and they lock up. Zack Ryder is able to put him into a hammer lock, and Ricky Vegas is able to counter this with a back heel trip that sends him down on the mat. Zack Ryder pushes Ricky Vegas to the ropes, Ricky Vegas is able to hook the ropes. Zack Ryder attempts to clothesline Ricky Vegas, but Ricky Vegas is able to counter with a hot shot that sends Zack Ryder flying into the top rope. Zack Ryder falls into the top rope. He stumbles towards Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas lifts up Zack Ryder, and he drops him with a body slam. Ricky Vegas lifts up Zack Ryder with another body slam. Ricky Vegas lifts up Zack Ryder, and he drops him with another body slam to complete the three of a kind. Zack Ryder is able to roll out of the ring to prevent himself from being pinned. Zack Ryder is able to hold himself up to his feet with the help of the apron, but this doesn’t help him as much as he first considered as Ricky Vegas hits a baseball slide, and this puts him down on the mat around ring side. Ricky Vegas takes a few moments to consider what he’s going to do next and allow Zack Ryder to get up to his feet. Ricky Vegas grabs Zack Ryder, and he runs towards the ring steps, and he hurls him towards the ring steps. Ricky Vegas goes crashing into the ring steps back first.]

JR-Ricky Vegas is a step quicker thus far.

Kris Gaffney-It’s not like Ryder hasn’t ever been an Extreme Champion before.

King-You mean elite champion, elite!

Kris Gaffney-Wait…does that make him not a grand slam champion? I’m confused.

[Zack Ryder is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Ricky Vegas goes for the full house. Zack Ryder is able to duck under. Zack Ryder falls back on the announcers desk as Ricky Vegas attempts to go after him, Zack Ryder is able to counter with a drop toe hold that sends him flying otwards the table. Zack Ryder grabs Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas smashes his face into the table. Ricky Vegas gets thrown into the ring. Ricky Vegas rolls into the middle of the ring. Zack Ryder climbs up to the apron and then up to the top rope. Ricky Vegas is slow to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a missile drop kick to the face of Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas goes down on the mat. Zack Ryder quickly goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2…KICK OUT by Ricky Vegas. Zack Ryder gets up to his feet, and he connects with a few stomps on the downed Ricky Vegas. Zack Ryder waits for Ricky Vegas to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet he’s in the corner, and Zack Ryder connects with a clothesline in the corner. Zack Ryder backs up allowing Ricky Vegas falling into the corner. Zack Ryder backs up, and he fist pumps. Woo! Woo! Woo! Zack Ryder runs towards Ricky Vegas and he connects with the broski boot to the face. Zack Ryder goes to the outside of the ring, and he looks under the ring and he pulls out a table.]

JR-It looks like Ryder is looking to bring a table into play.

King-Wonder if he can tape this

Kris Gaffney-And then never show us the footage.

[Zack Ryder sets up the table, and he picks up Ricky Vegas and he hooks him into a vertical suplex position as he climbs up to the top rope. He goes for the super plex, but it’s blocked into a cross body block. Zack Ryder goes through the table. Ricky Vegas holds a body press pin on Ryder. The ref counts 1………….2…………..3!!]

JR-Excellent counter by the Extreme Champion.

King-That’s why Ryder was the Elite Champion

JR-Things haven’t gone well for Asp.

King-He’s getting paid.

Asp walks down the aisle to the ring The crowd members to take notice of Asp walking down towards the ring…and gives a cheer

Kris Gaffney-Not as much as he’d like…but it was something.

On the tron it shows an open field with a sign that just says "SV" and "I'm Back" plays on the speakers. The scene on the tron changes and it shows Killer Tschida's face complete with sunglasses. The words "EFEDERATION LEGEND, KILLER TSCHIDA!" show up on the tron. Killer Tschida then shows up in the aisle and he points his fist to the ring then he throws his fist up and back as pyro goes off.

JR-The new comer would like to make an impact on the man who originally was given a huge contract.

King-Doesn’t look like he’s going to ever get it.

Kris Gaffney-The fact he got is something.

[Asp and steps inside of the ring, and he doesn’t seem too pleased with what Killer Tschida has been saying. He runs at Killer Tschida, and Killer Tschida counters with an arm drag release. This sends Asp flying across the ring. Killer Tschida waits for Asp to get up to his feet, and once he does he connects with a running clothesline that knocks him down on the mat. Asp gets up to his feet, and Killer Tschida grabs Asp and he hurls him towards the corner. Asp staggers out of the corner. Killer Tschida waits for Asp to stagger out of the corner, he kicks him in the gut, and he hooks him with a double under hook suplex, and he lifts him up. He drops him with a double under hook suplex that drops Asp. Asp is slow to get up to his feet as he holds his back. Killer Tschida hits a few fists to the face that knocks back Asp, and he tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Asp. Killer Tschida tries to pick him up as he bounces back. Asp is able to land behind him. Asp turns around, and he gets blasted right with the Killer Kick. Asp goes down. Killer Tschida goes into the cover on Asp. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2……KICK OUT by Asp!!]

JR-Kick out by Asp.

King-I didn’t think Asp had it in him.

Kris Gaffney-Guess he really wants at least a portion of that contract he had coming to him.

[Asp gets up in the corner, and Killer Tschida runs at Asp, and he leaves his feet for a splash, but he moves out of the way at the last second. Killer Tschida staggers backwards holding his face after hitting the top turnbuckle. Asp grabs his head, and he drops him with a reversed neck breaker. Asp goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..KICK OUT by Killer Tschida!!]

JR-Quick kick out…that might have just to make Killer Tschida use the energy to kick out.

King- Or he really thought that would have done it.

Kris Gaffney-Guess were not very confident in Asp these days.

[Asp goes to the second turnbuckle, and he pulls himself up to the second rope. He measures up on Asp. And he jumps off of the second turnbuckle, but Killer Tschida is able to counter with an arm bar. He traps Asp in the Tschida Trap. Asp tries for fight it for a small amount of time. Finally Asp taps out to the Tschida Trap. Killer Tschida wins!!]

JR-Asp made a mistake there.

King-And we are not shocked.

(“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape runs to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring, and he gets hit from above by a giant grape. The ref turns a crank, and he jumps out of it like a jack in the box.)

JR-How did I not see that giant grape before.

King-The Melon Gods like a surprise.

Kris Gaffney-I guess so.

(“Judas” blasts on the PA system. Troy Gafgen walks out on the stage with AJ Lee skipping around him. He heads towards the ring. As the lights go out in the arena, The State of Massachusettes cranks through the speakers. An orange spotlight illumiates the top of the ramp, highlighting the figure of Tommy Malone gives the crowd their first glimpse of the Irish Renegade. Standing with his back toward the ring, Tommy is wearing a black leather jacket that has the Irish Flag spray painted on the back of it, his arms out toward his side, thumb and finger sticking out in a gun like gesture. Tommy turns around and makes his way toward the ring, a slightly cocky strut. Covering the bottom have of his face is a custume made Irish flag with "Real IRA" painted on the mask. Malone reaches the ring, jumping up on the apron and looking around the arena at the crowd. With a swooping jump Tommy launches himself over the top rope into the ring, heading right for the turnbuckle where he climbs it and points finger guns out toward the crowd.

JR-This is a very unique opportunity for Tommy Malone.

King-And totally intentional.

Kris Gaffney-Indeed

[Kenny Omegrape walks around the ring giving people fruit knowledge. This doesn’t please Troy Gafgen at all. Troy Gafgen runs at Kenny Omegrape, but he is able to move out of the way. He crashes into the corner. Kenny Omegrape is able to hit a fists to the face, but before he can do anything with it. Troy Gafgen gets hit with a chair by Tommy Malone. Tommy Malone tries to swing the chair back towards Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape ducks under. Kenny Omegrape hits the Willy Wonka's Fruit-Flavored Gobstopper into the chair that sends it into the face of Tommy Malone. Kenny Omegrape is able to grab Tommy Malone, and he throws him hard into the ring post. Tommy Malone falls out of the ring and on to the floor around ring side.]

JR-Kenny Omegrape was helped out with Tommy Malone attempting to take advantage of the situation.

King-That was just the Melon Gods.

Kris Gaffney-They can control Tommy Malone now and his plans failing.

King-Of course!

[Kenny Omegrape hits a kick to the gut, and he tries to lift Troy Gafgen, but Troy Gafgen is able to shift out of the back of Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape turns around, and Troy Gafgen hits a short arm shoulder block, and then another one, and then another one. Then Troy Gafgen brings him towards him, and drops him with the chaos maker. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………………2……………..Tommy Malone reaches into the ring, and he pulls Troy Gafgen off of the cover.]

JR-Troy Gafgen could have gotten the win there, but Tommy Malone broke it up.

King-Wrestlers can do that in a triple threat?

Kris Gaffney-Guess you better be worried about all competitors.

[Tommy Malone steps inside of the ring, but it seems that Troy Gafgen didn’t like him breaking up the cover at all. He runs towards Tommy Malone. Tommy Malone counters with a drop toe hold that sends him flying into the top turnbuckle. Tommy Malone waits for Troy Gafgen to stagger towards him, and Tommy Malone connects with the Irish Stun gun on Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen is down. Tommy Malone goes into the cover on Troy Gafgen. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………2…Kenny Omegrape breaks up the count.]

JR-Kenny Omegrape breaks up the pin.

King-He didn’t break up the pin. That happened because the Melon Gods said would happen.

Kris Gaffney-You think that they get sick of not getting credit.

King-No, it’s an honor to give praise to the Melon Gods.

[Troy Gafgen gets picked up by Kenny Omegrape, and Kenny Omegrape gets his arms thrown off, and Troy goes for the Mental Maelstrom, but it’s blocked. Kenny Omegrape throws Troy backwards. Troy Gafgen crashes into Tommy Malone. Tommy Malone falls out of the ring. Kenny Omegrape kicks Troy in the gut, and he drops him with the geese lightning!!! Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Troy Gafgen. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2……..3!!]

JR-Kenny Omegrape uses Troy attempting to end the match to his advantage.

King-You can say that he was in the right place right time…but that’s only for people who don’t have god on their side!

(The EMF tron lights up with the image of a casino.)

JR-We are about to have the Casino brawl.

Kris Gaffney-Wonder what this is going to be.

King-It can’t top the juice bar brawl. That one had god!

[Inside of the casino Laura Cena walks into the casino floor looking for her opponents. Out of no where Rebecca Michelle runs, and she connects with a running forearm to the back of the head. Rebecca Michelle grabs Laura Cena, and she tries to throw her against a video poker machine. She bounces off, and Laura Cena hits a thurst kick to the jaw that drops Rebecca Michelle. The camera splits to the outside of the casino as Maria has wondered standing into a shallow pool with fountains behind her. One of the fountains stop behind her, Ashley Irvine is standing behind it waving to Maria. The fountain stream starts again as Maria doesn’t see Ashley. It happens once again behind Maria. Maria looks too late. Maria puts her arms on her hips, and looks pouty. Suddenly every fountain stream goes off..except the one with Ashley in it. This time Maria see’s it, and gets hugged. Maria runs through it, and Ashley runs off. Inside of the casino Laura has a stick, and she’s about to hit Rebecca Michelle over the head, Rebecca Michelle ducks under, and she connects with a jaw breaker Rebecca Michelle grabs the stick and breaks it into the ring. We go to an arena setting as Ashley jumps on a stage. She grabs a clothe, and puts it over her head. Suddenly the clothe drops to the floor, Maria is there she looks confused as she checks under and Ashley’s not there anymore. She turns around, and David Copperfield gives her a weird “I’m doing magic look” Maria gets weirded out, and she jumps in a box. Suddenly the box separates into two. Her head goes one way, her legs go the other way as she looks extremely weirded out as they both roll off the screen in different directions.]

King-Are we sure we aren’t dealing with David Blaine?

JR-Pretty certain.

King-I have my doubts.

Kris Gaffney-That’s right King don’t give in.

[Inside of the casino Rebecca Michelle has Laura hooked for the Siren song on black jack table, but Ashley Irvine is all of a sudden here wondering how she got here. Ashley spins around, and accidently trips Rebecca Michelle freeing Laura. Ashley turns around, and she see’s Rebecca still on the back jack table. Ashley Irvine shakes her fist.]

.::Ashley Irvine::.-NO! That’s a bad Rebecca! That won’t make everything clean! Laura won’t like that!

[She for some reason spanks Rebecca, and runs off as the two halfs of Maria are being levitated through out the room by a floating David Copperland for some reason…and there always seems to be wind indoors.]

King-I have no idea what is going on.

Kris Gaffney-I don’t think until this is over whether or not this is the worst thing ever or the best one.

[Rebecca Michelle recovers and wants to run after Ashley, to which she gets a bunch of dice to the face. Rebecca is blinded. Laura picks up Rebecca, on her shoulders. She throws her back for the royally screwed. But as she goes her head hits against a slot machine, and she accidently pulls the lever, and she hits the floor hard. Suddenly there are loud sounds as she starts to get buried in coins. Laura goes into the cover on the pile of coins/Rebecca. The ref counts 1………..2………3!!]

.::Laura Cena::.-No dice.

(Laura looks for Ashley to celebrate. Ashley is playing poker with…the top half of Maria. She puts down her cards. Ashley puts down better cards as she giggles. Ashley skips over to Laura and hugs her.)

.::Maria::.-Oh well…I am only half the person she is…guess it’s ok to lose to her now.

(Back on the magic stage. David Copperfield has a hat. He reaches in, and pulls out a Maria now no longer in two pieces. Maria looks shocked, and horried as she proclaims David Copperfield a demon. We fade back into the ring.)

JR-Guess we’ll have to see.

As the lights go out in the arena, In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly brings the arena to life with its opening organ. When the first licks of the guitar hit the speakers, Brandon Leno is seen standing on the stage, back to the ring with his arms stretched out to the side, head toward the sky. Different colored spotlights dance around him. Leno is wearing an acid wash jean jacket with an outline of a woman with psychedelic butterfly wings printed on the back of the jacket. Leno nods his head back and forth to the music as he turns around, aviator sunglasses on his face. Leno has his tie dyed tights on with Mr. Psychedelic printed across the back. Indica accompanies him down the ramp as he struts his way to the ring, grooving to the music. Len jumps onto the apron and gets into the ring. Once in the ring he goes to the turnbuckle, climbs the second rope and starts dancing to the music, trying to get the crowd involved.

JR-Brandon Leno was able to recover the IC championship.

King-That only happened because the Melon Gods had a plan for him.

Kris Gaffney-If only they had a plan for me.

We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere with Azar Vulcan walking behind him.

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the four Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner.

JR-Speaking of a man who got a championship back, it’s the Wretched Nobody.

King-The censors are probably happy.

Kris Gaffney-Wait until for the time that Grace starts to swear because they won.

[The Wretched Nobody and Brandon Leno Stand in the middle of the ring, and he pushes him back into the corner. The Wretched Nobody goes for a fist to the face. Brandon Leno is able to duck under, and he bounces off of the ropes. Brandon Leno goes for a cross body block, but it’s countered with the Wretched Nobody catching him, and he drops him with a rib breaker. Brandon Leno is in a lot of pain as he rolls away. He is slow to get up to his feet, and he once he does. Brandon Leno is in the corner. Brandon Leno connects with a body avalanche. The Wretched Nobody back out of the corner, and Brandon Leno staggers out of the corner, and the Wretched Nobody picks up Brandon Leno, and he drops him with a side walk slam. The Wretched Nobody goes itno the cover. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2…KICK OUT by Brandon Leno. Brandon Leno gets picked up around the throat, and he gets lifted up to his feet, but before the Wretched Nobody can do anything Brandon Leno hits a kick to the gut that stuns the Wretched Nobody, and then another one. This breaks the grin of The Wretched Nobody. Brandon Leno runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. The Wretched Nobody goes for a trephination, Brandon Leno is able to duck under. He bounces off of the other side of the ring. Brandon Leno bounces off of the other side of the ring, and Brandon Leno connects with a spinning side slam.]

JR-The Wretched Nobody has Brandon Leno in trouble here.

King-Think he realizes?

Kris Gaffney-Maybe…

[The Wretched Nobody picks him up around the throat, and he lifts him up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody attempts to lift him for a spine chiller, but it’s countered with Brandon Leno throwing off his arm, and he drops him with a DDT. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. But only for a few moments, so we won’t mention the standing ten count. As both wrestlers get up to their feet. The Wretched Nobody once again goes for the trephination. Brandon Leno ducks under, and as Wretch turns around, Brandon Leno goes for a small package pinning combination. The ref counts 1…………2..KICK OUT by The Wretched Nobody. Brandon Leno kicks him in the gut, and he drops him with the purple haze pile driver. Brandon Leno takes a few moments to rest up.]

King-It’s over now.

Kris Gaffney-No it’s not.

King-Guess not…it would only be over if I did the piledriver.

[Brandon Leno tries to hook the acid trip, but he can’t quite lock it in. The Wretched Nobody picks up Brandon Leno, and he throws him off into the corner. Leno hits the corner hard, and Leno staggers out of the corner, and almost gets his face kicked off with the trephination!! The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Brandon Leno. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2………..3!!]

JR-Brandon Leno tried to lock in the Acid Trip, but the Wretched Nobody had too much power.

King-I’m sure that’s not how he pictured it.

(The Wrethced Nobody stands over the downed Brandon Leno. Saturday Shockwave goes to dark.)