EMF: Saturday Shockwave


JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Thugnificent!!! (crowd cheers **)

[Thugnificent comes to the ring. ]

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Rad Hazard!!! (crowd cheers ****)

[Rad Hazard walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Thugnificent checks his boots. Rad Hazard checks his boots. (ring, ring, ring) Thugnificent takes Rad Hazard down with a knee. Thugnificent hits Rad Hazard with an elbowdrop. Thugnificent is back on his feet. Rad Hazard moves back to his feet. Rad Hazard knifehand chops Thugnificent. Rad Hazard chops Thugnificent. Thugnificent gets tiger suplexed by Rad Hazard. Thugnificent gets up. Thugnificent picks up Rad Hazard and drops him neck first on the ropes. Thugnificent chants start. Thugnificent sends Rad Hazard to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Thugnificent swings a Steel chair and hits Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard is bleeding as a result. ]

The King - The floor is covered with blood from that injury.

[Thugnificent with a falling splash on Rad Hazard. Thugnificent gets up. They fight into the aisle. (..2) ]

JR - What an outstanding match!

[(...3) Thugnificent short clothslines Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard is back on his feet. (....4) Rad Hazard gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. (.....5) Thugnificent and Rad Hazard move back to ringside. They head back into the ring. Thugnificent rakes the face of Rad Hazard in attempt to make a come back. Rad Hazard bounces Thugnificent off the ropes and hits him with a jumping clothesline. ]

The King - Good jumping clothesline by Rad Hazard.

[Now Thugnificent standing. Rad Hazard drags Thugnificent to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Thugnificent executes a neck scissors on Rad Hazard. Thugnificent gets back to his feet. They head back into the ring. With Thug throwing in Rad back into the ring. Thugnificent goes to the top rope, and waits for Rad Hazard to get up. Thug leaps off of the top rope, and goes for a cross body block. Rad Hazard dives out of the way. Thug crashes and burns on the mat, and he gets up, and Rad Hazard hits the Soul Catcher. Rad Hazard goes into the cover on Thug, and the ref counts the 1………………….2…………….3]

JR-And the EMF veteran comes up with the win.

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, we go into the Saturday Shockwave video once it concludes we go into the arena in New Orleans as pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. The lights turn on as fans wave their signs. Some of the signs say "Were due a Good Shockwave!", "Abyss and Stephanie: At least it wasn't over a ring", and "That's all Orton"!)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I'm good ol' JR along side Jerry "the King" Lawler, and Kris "KG" Gaffney.

King-And we have quite a show, headlined by a tag match which will see two Money in the Bank competitors face off against the current champion, and the former Extreme champion SammyExtreme.

Kris Gaffney-That's going to be quite a match.

("Monster" blasts on the PA system as Abyss walks to the ring along with Stephanie McMahon-Walker. They pose on the isle way on their way to the ring.)

JR-Stephanie showed with Troy that she can help a wrestler become a lot better, just a shame that Troy didn't respect that.

King-Hey…he's allowed to like more than one thing about her.

Kris Gaffney-I suppose as long as she wants it……

("Bad Company" blasts on the PA system as Big Sal walks to the ring, and steps over the top rope.)

JR-This is the perfect chance for Bad Company to soften up the TV title contender.

King-Seems that Big Sal is going to earn his pay check tonight.

Kris Gaffney-Not that he doesn't usually…but always good to do it as much as possible.

[Abyss and Big Sal lock up, both of the big men show that they have about equal amount of strength. Big Sal decides to be smart, and break it up with a knee lift to the gut that doubles over Abyss, and Big Sal hits a hard fist that knocks down Abyss, Abyss gets up to his feet. Big Sal takes Abyss, and hits a big head butt, and Abyss stumbles backwards stunned. Abyss holds himself up with the help of the ropes, and Big Sal whips Abyss off of the ropes, and Abyss reverses the whip. Big Sal bounces off of the ropes, and Abyss lowers his head, and Big Sal hits a running DDT that plants Abyss. Big Sal hits a few stomps on the downed Abyss, and Abyss rolls out of the ring. Abyss is on the mat around ring side, and Big Sal goes through the ropes. He measures up as Abyss is slowly getting up to his feet. Big Sal leaps off of the apron, and hits a double axe handle that connects to back of Abyss. Abyss goes down to one knee, and Big Sal picks up Abyss by the hair, and then brings Abyss over to the ring steps. Big Sal then smashes Abyss head into the ring steps. Abyss Big Sal pulls Abyss off of the steps, and throws him into the ring. Big Sal sides into the ring, and Abyss is in the corner, and Big Sal closes the gap between both of the wrestlers. Big Sal hits a fist to the face to stun Abyss to stun him enough to do what he wants to do next. Big Sal hits a few shoulder blocks to the gut in the corner. The ref warns him about taking this too far, and Big Sal decides that he doesn't want to risk the ref possibly deciding to DQ him, so he backs out of the corner, holding up his hands, and comes back into the corner, and hits a fist to the face. Big Sal whips Abyss to the opposite side of the turnbuckle. He crashes into the corner, and Big Sal grabs Abyss by the throat as it seems that he's going to go for a choke slam.]

JR-This is going to take quite a lot of strength to pull this off.

King-If he doesn't do it…that might be good…the mob doesn't like not to accomplish something.

Kris Gaffney-…….

[Before Big Sal can pick up Abyss, Abyss hits a few elbows to the side of the head, and this finally breaks the grip. Big Sal turns around in pain, as he turns back. Abyss hits a inverted Russian leg sweep out of no where. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and the ref starts his standing 10 count. Abyss gets up to his feet at the count of six, Big Sal is up soon there after, and he goes for a fist to the face of Abyss. But Abyss ducks under, and he continues to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Big Sal goes for a big boot to the face, but Abyss ducks under and continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the ropes on the other side. Big Sal turns around, and Abyss goes air born, and hits a flying shoulder block that connects on Big Sal, Big Sal goes down to the mat, and he gets up dazed, and he stumbles backwards right into the waiting Abyss who picks up Big Sal, and hits the shock treatment. Knowing that won't be enough, Abyss puts up his hand as Big Sal slowly gets to his feet. Big Sal turns around, and Abyss grabs him around the throat. Abyss sets up Big Sal, and hits a choke slam on Big Sal. Big Sal is down on the mat seemly for the count, and Abyss goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………………………..2………………….kick out by Big Sal. Abyss looks up at the ref, and then doesn't argue too much. He gets up to his feet, Big Sal is up to his feet and now is in the corner. Abyss charges into the corner, and hits a body avalanche in the corner. Abyss backs out of the corner, and waits for Big Sal to come to him.]

JR-Abyss has turned this match around.

King-Why is it that I'm always surprised?

Kris Gaffney-Your surpressing your disappointment.

[Suddenly Troy Gafgen jumps on the apron, and Abyss turns his attention to him, and takes a swing at him. Not seeing what happened, Big Sal comes from behind Abyss and school boys him up, being that he was caught off guard he is able to hold him down for the 1…………………….2………………………3!]

King-Wow….fail.

JR-Troy Gafgen continues to be a distraction to Abyss.

Ashley Irvine-That's never good.

Kris Gaffney-What are you doing here?

Ashley Irvine-Oh…um…well figured that someone might needed me to say that? How cool is that?

("Slither" blasts on the PA system as Firestorm walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring, and waits for his opponent.)

JR-The IC champion will have a preview of who he'll be facing at Whiplash…in more ways than one.

King-I think Firestorm has previewed this movie before.

Kris Gaffney-Not with Tony Ikeda as the ref.

King-Good point.

("Game On" blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda walks to the ring.)

JR-normally the ref is first out..

King-This is not a normal ref.

Kris Gaffney-Nor do we expect him to be

[Firestorm and Myke Hawke lock up, Firestorm being a veteran of wars with Myke Hawke doesn't go straight at Myke Hawke trying to test his strength, and he puts Myke Hawke into an arm bar. Firestorm hits a clubbing blows to the arm, Myke Hawke is in pain as Firestorm puts on the pressure on Myke Hawke, Myke Hawke is able to counter this move with an arm drag release. Firestorm gets up to his feet, and Myke Hawke charges at Firestorm, and Firestorm is able to duck under the attempted move by low bridging the ropes. Myke Hawke goes crashing into the mat, and Firestorm tries to go after him, but Tony Ikeda backs him up. Firestorm doesn't look too happy being touched by an enemy, and Tony Ikeda points to the fact that he is the ref so he has to listen to what he has to say, while Firestorm is arguing with Tony Ikeda. Myke Hawke gets up on the apron. Firestorm charges at Myke Hawke, and hits a baseball slide to the feet of Myke Hawke, this takes Myke Hawke's base out from under him, and he falls off of the apron, and hits his face into the apron. Myke Hawke goes back down to the mat, and gets up fairly quickly holding his face, and Firestorm without Tony Ikeda getting in the way, whether that be because he wanted to stay out of the way this time, of the fact that Firestorm did it too quickly. But Firestorm is able to sling shot himself over the top rope, and catches Myke Hawke with a cross body block, and after the impact Firestorm doesn't stop as he hits a few mounted fists to the downed Myke Hawke. Firestorm pulls up Myke Hawke, and whips him hard into the ring steps. Myke Hawke crashes hard into the ring steps shoulder first. Firestorm takes a few moments to pump up the crowd. Firestorm picks up Myke Hawke, and throws him into the ring. Firestorm climbs on to the apron, and he goes up to the top rope, and he waits for Myke Hawke to get up to his feet, Firestorm leaps off, and catches Myke Hawke with a flying back elbow that catches Myke Hawke. Myke Hawke is down on the mat, and Firestorm decides to go into the cover, and gets the 1…………………..2………………….kick out by Tony Ikeda. Firestorm looks at Tony like he was somewhat surprised that was a fair count.]

JR-Firestorm looks surprised…and quite frankly so am I.

King-Why not…expected a badd count, from a badd man…that count wasn't badd…give the guy a break…he's not a badd ref.

Kris Gaffney-Punisher needs to return to team with Badd Boy….so they can be Badd Pun.

[Firestorm shakes off that random encounter, and he pulls up Myke Hawke who surprises Firestorm with a kick to the gut, and he runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the them and hits a face crusher that drives Firestorm face first into the mat. Myke Hawke gets up to his feet, and he takes a few moments to rest up, and Firestorm gets up in the corner. Myke Hawke hits a few fists to the face, and Firestorm whips Myke Hawke to the corner, and he crashes into the corner, and bounces out of the conrer. Myke Hawke picks up in a military press, he holds up Firestorm up there for a time, letting him think about it, then finally he drops him in a military press slam. Myke Hawke waits for Firestorm as he slowly gets to his feet, and Myke Hawke hits a few fists to the face of Firestorm as he stumbles backwards, and Myke Hawke whips Firestorm to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Firestorm bounces off of the ropes, and Myke Hawke goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Firestorm who continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the ropes Myke Hawke hits a power slam. Myke Hawke gets up, and doesn't go for the cover, he glares at Tony Ikeda seemly still not trusting him as he is after his tag team titles, as well as being in the race for the IC title. Myke Hawke starts to choke Firestorm on the ropes Myke Hawke turns back to Tony Ikeda making sure that nothing crazy is going to happen, but as he does that Firestorm pushes Myke Hawke, and Hawke goes right into Tony Ikeda hitting into him. Myke Hawke turns around, and hits a front spine buster on Firestorm.]

JR-….

King-That could have been a mistake.

Kris Gaffney-Yes…could have been….

[Myke Hawke rolls out of the ring, and grabs a chair. He rolls back to the ring, and see's to his annoyance that Tony Ikeda is just about to recover, Myke Hawke tries to use the chair, but Tony Ikeda warns him. Myke Hawke stops, and then suddenly gets it kicked into his face by Firestorm. Myke Hawke falls backwards, and right into the waiting Firestorm who sets up Myke Hawke, and hits the Firestarter. Firestorm goes into the cover on Myke Hawke, and Tony Ikeda make the 1…………………….2…………………….3 count.]

JR-Firestorm won this match.

King-And Tony didn't get involved.

Kris Gaffney-But he kinda did…

King-SILENCE!

("Voices" blasts on the PA system as Randy Orton walks to the ring, and it turns to "The Nobodies" as Danni Vesneski walks to the ring, both team mates eye each other not knowing what to make out of this situation.)

JR-These two are both ruthless in their own way.

King-Yeah, but they need to get along…so they need to find a way to work together.

Kris Gaffney-Could come together on the idea that they like to smash people.

("Destroy Everything" blasts on the PA system as SammyExtreme walks to the ring. "Dirty Window" blasts on the PA system as Dan Godwin walks to the ring as well.)

JR-Both Sammy and Godwin have a score to settle tonight.

King-One over his title lose, and the other over…the fact he's just barely avoided having his life lost.

Kris Gaffney-luckily not his career.

[Dan Godwin, and Danni Vesneski pace around the ring, and as Dan Godwin gets close to the corner of Orton/Vesneski, and Dan Godwin takes a swing at Randy Orton who is able to duck it quickly by jumping off of the apron. With Dan Godwin's back turned, Danni Vesneski is able to take advantage of this by ing a few clubbing blows to the back of the head, and Dan Godwin turns around. Dna Godwin responses with a wild fist to the face of his own which Danni Vesneski is able to easily duck under, and Danni Vesneski goes for a thrust kick. Dan Godwin ducks under, and Danni Vesneski continues to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Dan Godwin leaps in the air, and hits a standing drop kick that knocks down Danni Vesneski. Danni Vesneski gets up stunned, and Dan Godwin takes him down with a double leg take down. Dan Godwin aims Danni Vesneski into the corner. Dan Godwin hits the catapault that sends Danni Vesneski flying into the corner. He crashes into the corner face first, and Danni Vesneski is in pain as he stumbles backwards as Danni Vesneski gets hit with a belly to back suplex on Danni Veneski. Danni Vesneski gets picked up by Dan Godwin in a front face lock. He brings him over to the corner, and but Randy Orton out of the corner, and hits a clothesline. SammyExtreme makes a blind side tag on Dan Godwin. Randy Orton pulls Danni Vesneski into his corner, and makes the tag. Dan Godwin rolls out of the ring, as Randy Orton looks like he's going after him, not knowing that SammyExtreme has com into the ring, and is on the top turnbuckle. Randy Orton turns around, and SammyExtreme hits a flying shoulder block that connects on Randy Orton. Randy Orton stunned gets up to his feet, SammyExtreme hits a running clothesline that knocks down Randy Orton. Randy Orton gets up a little bit slower this time, and much more dazed. He turns right into the waiting SammyExtreme, and SammyExtreme picks him up over his shoulder. SammyExtreme goes into the corner, and hits a running power slam on Randy Orton. SammyExtreme goes into the cover on Sammy Extreme, and the ref counts the 1…………………………2…………………………..kick out by Randy Orton.]

JR-Randy Orton didn't see that tag, and it's costing him thus far.

King-That's what usually happens when you make a mistake.

Kris Gaffney-Insane how that happens.

[Randy Orton looks dazed, and surprised that he's getting this amount of a fight from SammyExtreme even though he caught him off guard. SammyExtreme pulls up Randy Orton, and SammyExtreme whips Randy Orton to the ropes. Randy Orton bounces off of the ropes. SammyExtreme goes for a clothesline, but Randy Orton is able to duck under, and Randy Orton is able to duck under it, and sets up SammyExtreme, and hits the 3.0 inverted back breaker. SammyExtreme is down on the mat in pain. Randy Orton wanting to get some rest quickly dives, and makes the tag to Danni Vesneski. Danni Vesneski comes into the ring, and SammyExtreme is to his feet by the time Danni Vesneski is waitging for him in the ring. Danni Vesneski hits a heel trip sending SammyExtreme on his back, and Danni Vesneski hits a few elbows into the leg of SammyExtreme. Then puts on a single leg lock, the ref asks SammyExtreme if he wants to give up, but it's clear he's in extreme pain. SammyExtreme leaves his shoulders on the mat for a second, and the ref counts the 1……………………2…………………….SammyExtreme raises his shoulders. SammyExtreme with that is able to reach far enough to hit a few hard fists to the face of Danni Vesneski. SammyExtreme with this opening, and Danni Vesneski letting the hold off a little bit pushes Vesneski' face right into the mat, and smashes it with his free leg. SammyExtreme rolls off now free, but in pain and has take sometime to rest up, and then he gets up to his feet. He runs to the ropes, only to be countered with a leg lariat that knocks down SammyExtreme back down to the mat. Danni Vesneski goes over to his corner, and makes the tag into Randy Orton. Randy Orton comes into the ring, and he picks up SammyExtreme, and hits a body slam. He hits a few stomps on the downed SammyExtreme all around the body of SammyExtreme, and then follows it up with his trademark knee drop across the face of SammyExtreme.]

JR-Randy Orton now has control of this match.

King-Sadly this Orton won't tell us anything.

Kris Gaffney-The Destroyer tells me he's a great chess player…that is if the Destroyer talked…he would tell me that.

[Randy Orton goes into the cover, and gets a 1…………………2…………Dan Godwin breaks up the cover. Dan Godwin throws Randy Orton out of the ring. Danni Vesneski comes into the ring, and pulls up SammyExtreme up. He kicks SammyExtreme in the gut, and goes for the Filth. But SammyExtreme counters into a back body drop. Danni Vesneski goes down to the mat, and he slowly gets up to his feet, and gets hit with a GORE on Danni Vesneski! SammyExtreme gets turned around by Randy Orton, and gets hit with an RKO! Randy Orton goes into the cover on SammyExtreme, and gets the 1………………….2………….3. Behind him Dan Godwin who just was a little late to get into the ring to save the cover has decided to take this chance to wait for Orton turn around.]

Kris Gaffney-Turn around Randy.

King-Wait don't turn around!

(Orton turns around right into the eXecution. Dan Godwin stands tall as Saturday Shockwave goes off the air.)

(note: Closer than what it looked on paper for a guy who went it alone Godwin gave a good effort. Orton and Danni were able to pull it out.)