EMF: Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video.) (The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video.) (Once we end, the lights are turned off in the arena. Pyrotechnics blasts on the stage, and the lights turn on. Fans waving their signs, and they yell. Some signs say “My Sign isn’t happy about it’s past signs either”, “Gambler: Arrive. Insult sports team. Yell. Leave.!” and “Orton the voices say stab the heart…DON’T stab the heart”.) JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross along side Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King-And we have quite a card, headlined by Ricky Ramon facing off against the former world champion Randy Orton. Kris Gaffney-That is great…but for some reason I get a feeling someone is watching me….Duane Gates is that you…AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!! King-….. (“The Gambler” blasts on the PA system as the Gambler walks to the ring, he does not look happy.) JR-The Gambler can’t be happy with some of the comments by the Miz. King-Well, he’s never in a good mood, ask Gaffney. Kris Gaffney-It’s true…he’s not. (“I came to play” blasts on the PA system as the Miz walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring, moving around the ring to make sure that the hot headed Gambler waits until the match starts.) JR-This man finally spoke this weekend, and he had quite a lot to say. King-Well, guess that’s why they call him the loud mouth…hey Gaffney, you going to be the answer to Michael Cole? Kris Gaffney-You kidding? I doubt Michael Cole wants to be Michael Cole. [The Gambler and the Miz start out in the middle of the ring, and the Gambler throws a fist to the face of the Miz, but it’s ducked under by the Miz. The Miz takes the Gambler down with a double leg take down, and the Miz tries to set up the Gambler for a catapault, but the Gambler is just starting out of this match, so as to be expected, he is able to kick the Miz off easily, and once he does he falls into the corner. The Gambler gets up to his feet. He charges into the corner, but the Miz is able to move out of the way, and the Gambler crashes into the corner, and once he does he stumbles backwards, and the Miz hits a reverse neck breaker on the Gambler. The Gambler is down on the mat, and the Miz hits a few stomps on the downed Gambler, the Gambler gets up to his knee, and he hits a few punches to the gut that makes the Miz stumble backwards, and the Gambler tries to get back up to his feet, but the Miz is able to answer back with a kick to the face of the Miz. The Gambler goes down on the mat, and the Miz hits a few stomps on the downed Miz. The Miz gets pushed away by the ref, and once he does, and once he does the Gambler goes over to the ring ropes, and tries to get up with the help of the ropes. The Miz pushes the Gambler on the second rope, and the ref counts to 4, and the Miz lets go as the ref warns the Miz, and the Gambler goes to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and he leaps in air, and he comes down across the back of the Gambler. The Gambler bounces off of the middle rope, and he gets up to his feet in the corner, and the Miz closes the gap between the Gambler, and him, and he hits a few stomps into the gut that stuns the Gambler enough. The Miz whips the Gambler to the corner on the other side of the ring. The Miz runs into the corner, and he hits his trademark clothesline in the corner, as he is sitting in between the ropes, he climbs through the ropes, and up to the top rope. He waits for the Gambler to get where he wants the Miz. The Miz leaps off of the top rope, and he goes for a cross body block, but it’s caught by the Gambler. The Gambler tries to put him on his shoulders, but the Miz falls out of the corner, the Miz hits a kick to the leg, sets up the Gambler, and he hits a inverted DDT that plants the Gambler. The Miz pushes the Gambler on to his back, and he hooks the leg on the Gambler, and the ref counts the 1…………………………2……………….KICK OUT by the Gambler. The Miz looks at the ref, and then he quickly puts on a chin lock.] JR-The Miz is taking it to the big the big man. King-Guess what they say is correct, once they are off their feet, their the same size. Kris Gaffney-Which means I can start pushing around the Gambler! King-Probably not a good idea… [The Gambler gets up to his feet trying to find a way out of this situation. The Gambler is able to go over to the corner, and then he smashes the Miz into the corner, and he gets the Miz off of him, the Gambler hits a few elbows into the corner, and he turns around. The Gambler hits a few fists to the face, and the Gambler whips the Miz to the other side of the ring, and he crashes into the corner, and he stumbles out of the corner, and the Gamlber sets him up, and he hits a t-bone suplex that sends the Miz flying, and crashing down on the mat, and slowly he gets up to his feet. The Gambler hits a few forearm shots to the face, the Miz stumbles backwards to the ropes, the Gambler whips the Miz off of the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and once he comes off of the ropes. He lowers his head, and he hits a big back body drop that sends the Miz flying and crashing on the mat. Slowly the Miz gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, the Miz throws a fist to the face of the Gambler, and the Gambler is able to duck under, and he hits belly to back suplex, he rolls up, and he hits another belly to back suplex. He rolls up, and hits the third rolling belly to back suplex, and finally he hits the final belly back suplex to complete the four of a king. The Gambler goes into the cover on the Miz, and the ref counts the 1………………….2………………KICK OUT by the Miz! The Gambler pulls up the Miz, and he throws the Miz into the corner, and he calls for the Royal Flush] JR-The Miz is in trouble here. King-Well there was a reason why the Gambler was a TV champion for so long. [The Gambler charges at the Miz, and he tries to smash the Miz in the corner, but Miz moves out of the way, and the Gambler crashes into the corner, and he stumbles out of the corner backwards, and the Miz hooks the Gambler, and drives him down to the mat with the Skull Crushing Finale! The Miz goes into the cover on the Gambler, and the ref counts the 1…………….2…………3!] JR-The Miz wins this match! Kris Gaffney-He certainly out thought the Gambler on that one. (“Jarred Carthallion’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Jarred Carthallion walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Jarred Carthallion is coming off a big loss. King-Well it’s time to show the world why he still has it. Kris Gaffeny-Whatever it might be. (“Cult of Personality” blasts on the PA system as CM Punk walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-CM Punk claims to be the best wrestler in the world. King-Does that mean we can always put “the self proclaimed” like Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin? Kris Gaffney-No…we weren’t even sure it wasn’t a good claim with them, at least Punk’s somewhere in the ball park at least. (“Close Your Eyes” blasts on the PA system as Christian walks out wearing his hoodie jacket, he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Like the Miz, Punk had some intense words for Christian. King-I’m sure Jericho will have a response. Kris Gaffney-Sure hope it has something to do with Rachel Cena. [CM Punk and Christian and Jarred Carthallion are in the ring, and they talk trash, and suddenly Jarred Carthallion throws fists to both CM Punk, and then Christian. Jarred Carthallion goes over to where CM Punk is, and CM Punk hits a spin kick to the gut that doubles over Jarred Carthallion. CM Punk picks up Jarred Carthallion, and drops him on the ropes. Jarred Carthallion bounces backwards, and Christian is able to hit a standing drop kick which sends Jarred Carthallion forward, and CM Punk is able to throw him over the top rope. CM Punk gets up to his feet, and turns around and CM Punk ducks a running clothesline by Christian. Christian bounces off of the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. Once he bounces off of the ropes, CM Punk hits a leg lariat that sends Christian down on the mat. Slowly he gets up to his feet, and CM Punk hits a kick to the gut that doubles over CM Punk, and he sets up Christian. Christian is put in a vertical suplex position, and CM Punk hits a vertical suplex. Christian on impact bounces up in a seated position, and CM Punk gets up to his feet, and he hits a kick to the back of Christian which stuns him enough to run to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and once he comes off of the ropes, he hits a running knee to the face that knocks down Christian. Christian is in pain, and Christian climbs up to his feet with the help of the ropes, and he gets up to his feet, and he turns around. Christian throws CM Punk over the top rope, but CM Punk is able to land on his feet. Once he turns around, CM Punk hits a hang man which stuns Christian. Jarred Carthallion tries to grab CM Punk’s leg, but Jarred Carthallion gets a boot to the face for his troubles. He sling shots himself up to the top rope, and he leaps off of the top rope for a flying clothesline, but it’s countered with a spinning wheel kick that knocks CM Punk out of the air, and CM Punk is down on the mat. CM Punk gets up to his feet, and he charges at Christian who is in the corner, and CM Punk see’s Christian in the corner, and CM Punk charges at CM Punk, CM Punk dives out of the ropes, and CM Punk gets hit with a sling shot double boot to the face that knocks CM Punk stumbles backwards. CM Punk stumbles backwards, Christian climbs up to the top rope, he waits as CM Punk is where he wants, Christian leaps off, and he hits a flying back elbow that makes CM Punk fall on the mat, and Christian gets up to his feet. Jarred Carthallion is trying to get up to his feet, and Christian see’s this, and he is able to hit a drop kick through the ropes, and this knocks Jarred Carthallion backwards.] JR-Christian better watch his back. King-I think that’s the idea of this match. Kris Gaffney-Really? I just paid attention to who I was fighting. King-Probably the reason you didn’t win too many of these. [Christian slaps his hands, and he waits for CM Punk to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Christian is able to hook CM Punk, and he hits the Kill Switch on CM Punk. Christian pushes CM Punk goes into the cover on CM Punk, and the ref counts the 1………2….Jarred Carthallion comes into the ring, and he smashes Christian with a chair breaking up the count. Jarred Carthallion grabs Christian, and he throws him shoulder first into the ring post, and Christian falls out of the ring, and on to the arena floor. Jarred turns around, and CM Punk is up, and he picks up Jarred Carthallion for the GTS, but it’s slide out of the back of CM Punk. CM Punk turns around, and Jarred Carthallion hits a super kick that knocks down CM Punk. Jarred Carthallion hits a few stomps on the downed CM Punk. The ref makes Jarred Carthallion back up, and CM Punk goes into the corner, and Jarred Carthallion hits a few stomps into the gut, and he sets CM Punk, and he hits a hip toss out of the corner, and he crashes into the mat. Jarred Carthallion waits as CM Punk gets up to his feet, and he has the chair placed on the mat where he wants. CM Punk gets up to his feet, and he kicks him in the gut, and he hits a DDT! Jarred Carthallion calls for the Legendary End!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] King-That was sure a lot of emanation points. Kris Gaffney-They need to make their point I guess. [Jarred Carthallion climbs up to the top rope. Christian comes on the apron with a chair, and Jarred Carthallion see’s him, and he is able to kick it back right into his face while staying on the top turnbuckle. Christian goes down on the mat, but it doesn’t seem like he’s done as he tries to get up to his feet. But suddenly he’s turned around by Kevin Bourne who hits a few fists to the face, Christian leaves ring side with Bourne trailing him. Jarred Carthallion has to take time to get positioned again, and he leaps off of the top rope for the LEGENDARY END! But CM Punk moves out of the way, Jarred Carthallion gets up, CM Punk picks up Jarred, and he hits the GTS! CM Punk goes into the cover on Jarred Carthallion, and the ref counts the 1…………2…………3!] JR-Jarred made a mistake, and it cost him. (“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system as Daniel Bryan walks to the ring along with Angelina Love, he steps inside of the ring.) JR-This man in the time he’s been in the EMF has been very impressive. King-Yeah, but he’s going to go up against someone who tore through his competition last week. Kris Gaffney-And he isn’t playing around, that’s for sure…sure hope Cole McGrath is watching, or at least Bruce Wayne. King-Neither of them will work…because they are the hero this federation deserves, but not the one it needs. (“The Fire Rises” blasts on the PA system as the Demon walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Well if you had any question whether or not Kane’s transformation helped out, that was answered last week. King-I guess Daniel Bryan is hoping that he doesn’t continue that tonight. [The Demon and Daniel Bryan pace around the ring, and they lock up, and the Demon pushes Daniel Bryan hard down to the mat. Daniel Bryan looks up not believing the strength of the beast, and he gets up to his feet, and Daniel Bryan charges at the Demon, the Demon is able to swing a double axe handle, but Daniel Bryan ducks under, he leaps on the second rope, and he goes for a spring board cross body block. But Daniel Bryan gets taken out of the air with a cross body block with a double axe handle that the Demon was looking for before. Daniel Bryan is down on the mat, and the Demon hits a few stomps on the downed Daniel Bryan. The Demon gets pushed backwards, and once he does he gets up to his feet. Daniel Bryan is in the corner using the corner to keep himself up on his feet, and the Demon closes the gap between him and Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan hits a few kicks to the gut that makes Daniel Bryan go down a little bit, and then he puts the foot on the throat, the ref counts to four, and the Demon backs out of the back, and once he does he waits as Daniel Bryan is slow to get up to his feet, and once he does get up to his feet. The Demon hits a hip toss that sends Daniel Bryan crashing down on the mat hard. Daniel Bryan is down on the mat, showing some signs of life so he doesn’t really have to worry about the Demon going for the pin, what he does need to worry about is the fact that the Demon is continuing his assault as he hits a few stomps on the downed Daniel Bryan. The Demon waits as Daniel Bryan is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet Daniel Bryan throws off the arms of the Demon. Daniel Bryan hits a few kicks to the sides of the ribs of the Demon. The Demon seems a little stunned, and Daniel Bryan runs to the ropes, and the Demon goes for the House of Pain, but Daniel Bryan ducks it, and he continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the ropes on the other side of the ring. As he comes off of the ropes, the Demon is able to use the momentum of Daniel Bryan to send Daniel Bryan in the air, and he crashes hard on the mat. The Demon backs up as Daniel Bryan is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Demon kicks him in the gut that doubles him over, and Daniel Bryan is put in a power bomb position, and the Demon picks up Daniel Bryan, and he drives him down in a power bomb.] JR-The television champion is having a hard time starting against the Demon. King-I wonder if Mike New is going to get Alycia Irvine as a manager when she grows up…some people describe her as a demon. Kris Gaffney- Like me Kris Gaffney for no reason is doing the Macarena, and look like he’s being forced to do it You’re a demon from hell Alycia Irvine is doing the David Blaine parody stare into the camera [The Demon goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan, and the ref counts the 1…………2………..KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan. The Demon looks a little surprised, but he doesn’t let it bug him. The Demon goes into the corner, and he motions for Daniel Bryan to get up to his feet, and once he slowly gets up to his feet. Daniel Bryan turns towards the Demon, and the Demon goes for another House of Pain, but it’s ducked under by Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan goes into the corner. The Demon charges at Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan counters this with a drop kick to the leg of the Demon, the Demon falls on the top rope, he stumbles backwards, and turns around hits a kick by Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan sets up the Demon, and he hits a DDT that plants the Demon, and the Demon is down on the mat, and this time Daniel Bryan is able to get to his feet being that he finally got some rest, but the Demon sits up. Daniel Bryan see’s this, and he answers this with a few kicks to the upper chest of the Demon, and follows it up with a kick to the head that knocks down the Demon. Daniel Bryan goes to the outside of the ring, but the Demon is up to his feet already, inraged he charges at Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan answers with a hang man that sends the Demon stumbling backwards, and Daniel Bryan gets up to the top rope, and he waits as The Demon is where he wants, he leaps off of the top rope, and he hits a missile drop kick that knocks down the Demon. Daniel Bryan goes into the cover on the Demon, and the ref counts the 1…………2…………..The Demon is able to kick out of the cover of Daniel Bryan with authority. Daniel Bryan goes on his knee’s, and can’t believe the power of the Demon as he thinks of his next move to try to neutralize the power advantage that the Demon clearly has over Daniel Bryan.] JR-Daniel Bryan better think of another route if he is going to figure out how to beat this Demon. Kris Gaffney-Will anyone be able to beat him again, that’s a good question. [Daniel Bryan waits as the Demon tries to get up to his feet, and Daniel Bryan tries to drive him down with an arm bar, but the Demon blocks it, and grabs Daniel Bryan around the throat, lifts him up, and hits a choke slam. The Demon backs up to the corner, waiting as Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet the Demon nails him with the House of Pain! The Demon goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan, and the ref counts the 1………..2………….3!] JR-The Demon wins this match! King-Can anyone stop this man! (“Voices” blasts on the PA system as Randy Orton walks slowly down to the ring, so much so someone just walked to a piss break, and came back, and he’s still walking, that guy jobbed. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-This man was a world champion recently, but he ran into the Rock. King-But man does he hold a grudge. Kris Gaffney-It’s because of him that Tony Ikeda is now the world champion. (“New Divide” blasts on the PA system as Ricky Ramon walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring. JR-Ricky Ramon has gotten quite a few impressive wins. King-But this match could be a statement match. Kris Gaffney-Maybe he can knock some quickness into Randy Orton. [Randy Orton and Ricky Ramon face off in the middle of the ring, and they pace around the ring. Randy Orton taunts Ricky Ramon, and Ricky Ramon charges at Randy Orton. Randy Orton goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under by Ricky Ramon. Ricky Ramon waits for Randy Orton to turn around, and once he turns around, Ricky Ramon hits a few knife edge chops to the chest that echo through out the arena. Randy Orton stumbles backwards, and Randy Orton throws a wild fist to the face, but instead of waiting for another counter, Randy Orton runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. As he bounces off of the ropes, Ricky Ramon leaps in the air, and he connects with a drop kick that knocks down Randy Orton. Randy Orton gets up to his feet, but he’s dazed, and Ricky Ramon measures up, and charges at Randy Orton. Randy Orton this a running clothesline that sends Randy Orton over the top rope, and he crashes down on the mat, and he falls down on the arena floor. Ricky Ramon doesn’t bother with the crowd too much as he is a heelish heel that could give a damn less. Ricky Ramon instead climbs up to the closest top rope, and once he’s up to the top rope, he waits as Randy Orton gets up to his feet. Once he does Ricky Ramon leaps off of the top rope, and he connects with a flying cross body block that knocks down Randy Orton. Ricky Ramon hits a few mounted fists to the face of Randy Orton after this, and Ricky Ramon gets up to his feet, bringing up Randy Orton as he is up to his feet. But Randy Orton is able to come up behind Ricky Ramon, and he tries to go for a belly to back suplex, but it’s countered by Ricky Ramon rolling out of the back of Randy Orton. Ricky Ramon pushes Randy Orton into the ring post. Dazed Randy Orton gets thrown into the ring, and Ricky Ramon slides into the ring. Randy Orton goes for a wild punch. But Ricky Ramon ducks it, and he goes he picks up Randy Orton as he’s behind him now, and he hits a belly to back suplex. Randy Orton bounces off of the mat. He rolls into the corner, Ricky Ramon gets ready as Randy Orton uses the corner to get up to his feet. Once he does, Ricky Ramon hits a running clothesline in the corner. He turns around, and he sets him up, Ricky Ramon hits a bulldog out of the corner that drives Randy Orton face first into the mat. Ricky Ramon pushes Randy Orton on his back, and he goes into the cover on Randy Orton hooking the leg, and he gets a 1…………..2………….KICK OUT by Randy Orton!] JR-Almost three! King-That would be a big win for Ricky Ramon. Kris Gaffney-Well Orton was a world champion for a reason, he’s not going down that easily. King-Well he was a tag team champion for a small amount of time. Kris Gaffney-Ok…well that won’t happen again…right? [Ricky Ramon gets up to his feet, and one waits for Randy Orton to stumble up to his feet. Once he stumbles up to his feet. Ricky Ramon hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over, and Ricky Ramon sets him up for a life sentence. But Randy Orton is able to spin out, and Randy Orton goes for an RKO, but Ricky Ramon pushes him forward, and he bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and once he comes off of the ropes. Ricky Ramon and Randy Orton hit heads, both wrestlers fall down to the mat, and they are in a lot of pain. The ref his standing ten count, although they are both are up at about five. Randy Orton gets hit a few fists to the face by Ricky Ramon, only for him to answer back with a rake to the eyes, and follows it up with an upper cut that sends Ricky Ramon falling backwards. Randy Orton tries to whip Ricky Ramon to the ropes, but it’s reverse. Randy Orton bounces off of the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. Ricky Ramon lowers his head, and once he does. Randy Orton is able to counter with a kick to the face. He gets up to his feet. Once he does, he falls right into the waiting Randy Orton who picks him up, and he hits a few stomps around the body of Ricky Ramon. Randy Orton backs up, and he hits a delayed knee drop to the face, and Randy Orton backs up as he see’s Ricky Ramon getting up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he charges at Ricky Ramon. But Ricky Ramon thinking quickly is able to throw him over the top rope, but Randy Orton lands on his feet on the apron. He turns around, and Randy Orton hits a hang man. Ricky Ramon stumbles backwards stunned. Randy Orton climbs up to the apron, and he climbs up to the top rope, once he’s at the top rope, he measures up, and he goes for a cross body block, but it’s countered with Ricky Ramon hitting a drop kick. Randy Orton and Ricky Ramon are in pain. Ricky Ramon crawls over to Orton, and pulls him up. Randy Orton pushes him away, Ricky Ramon goes for a clothesline on Randy Orton. Randy Orton ducks it, and he hits a 3.0 inverted back breaker on Ricky Ramon. Ricky Ramon rolls out ring, and he climbs up to his feet, and tries to get into the ring, only to receive a kick to the face. Randy Orton sets Ricky Ramon up for the next move as he hangs on the second rope.] JR-Ricky Ramon is in trouble. King-Well that doesn’t matter, no matter what happens he always has Riley to go home to. [Randy Orton gets ready for the RKO and waits as Ricky Ramon is slow to get up to his feet, and once he does. Ricky Ramon turns around, and Randy Orton goes for the RKO, but Ricky Ramon gets out, and he does a reverse hurricanarana into a pin on Randy Orton for the 1…………………..2……………………3!] JR-Ricky Ramon won this match out of no where. (Ricky Ramon gets up to his feet, Randy Orton hits an RKO! Randy Orton doesn’t look happy as he backs up to the corner, and seemly it considering the RKOPunt “If You Smell” plays in the PA system as the Rock runs down the ramp, and Orton comes to meet him, Orton throws a fist to the face, but it’s blocked, the Rock hits a few fists to the face, and then he spits on his fist, and he hits a fist to the face that knocks down Randy Orton. Orton stumbles up, and the Rock is ready for the Rock Bottom, but Randy Orton dives out of the ring. The Rock stares him down as Orton backs away from the ring. Ricky Ramon stumbles up behind him, and bumps into his back, the Rock turns around ready, but Ramon and the Rock stare down each other as Shockwave goes off the air.)

EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video.)

(Once we end, the lights are turned off in the arena. Pyrotechnics blasts on the stage, and the lights turn on. Fans waving their signs, and they yell. Some signs say “My Sign isn’t happy about it’s past signs either”, “Gambler: Arrive. Insult sports team. Yell. Leave.!” and “Orton the voices say stab the heart…DON’T stab the heart”.)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross along side Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-And we have quite a card, headlined by Ricky Ramon facing off against the former world champion Randy Orton.

Kris Gaffney-That is great…but for some reason I get a feeling someone is watching me….Duane Gates is that you…AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!

King-…..

(“The Gambler” blasts on the PA system as the Gambler walks to the ring, he does not look happy.)

JR-The Gambler can’t be happy with some of the comments by the Miz.

King-Well, he’s never in a good mood, ask Gaffney.

Kris Gaffney-It’s true…he’s not.

(“I came to play” blasts on the PA system as the Miz walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring, moving around the ring to make sure that the hot headed Gambler waits until the match starts.)

JR-This man finally spoke this weekend, and he had quite a lot to say.

King-Well, guess that’s why they call him the loud mouth…hey Gaffney, you going to be the answer to Michael Cole?

Kris Gaffney-You kidding? I doubt Michael Cole wants to be Michael Cole.

[The Gambler and the Miz start out in the middle of the ring, and the Gambler throws a fist to the face of the Miz, but it’s ducked under by the Miz. The Miz takes the Gambler down with a double leg take down, and the Miz tries to set up the Gambler for a catapault, but the Gambler is just starting out of this match, so as to be expected, he is able to kick the Miz off easily, and once he does he falls into the corner. The Gambler gets up to his feet. He charges into the corner, but the Miz is able to move out of the way, and the Gambler crashes into the corner, and once he does he stumbles backwards, and the Miz hits a reverse neck breaker on the Gambler. The Gambler is down on the mat, and the Miz hits a few stomps on the downed Gambler, the Gambler gets up to his knee, and he hits a few punches to the gut that makes the Miz stumble backwards, and the Gambler tries to get back up to his feet, but the Miz is able to answer back with a kick to the face of the Miz. The Gambler goes down on the mat, and the Miz hits a few stomps on the downed Miz. The Miz gets pushed away by the ref, and once he does, and once he does the Gambler goes over to the ring ropes, and tries to get up with the help of the ropes. The Miz pushes the Gambler on the second rope, and the ref counts to 4, and the Miz lets go as the ref warns the Miz, and the Gambler goes to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and he leaps in air, and he comes down across the back of the Gambler. The Gambler bounces off of the middle rope, and he gets up to his feet in the corner, and the Miz closes the gap between the Gambler, and him, and he hits a few stomps into the gut that stuns the Gambler enough. The Miz whips the Gambler to the corner on the other side of the ring. The Miz runs into the corner, and he hits his trademark clothesline in the corner, as he is sitting in between the ropes, he climbs through the ropes, and up to the top rope. He waits for the Gambler to get where he wants the Miz. The Miz leaps off of the top rope, and he goes for a cross body block, but it’s caught by the Gambler. The Gambler tries to put him on his shoulders, but the Miz falls out of the corner, the Miz hits a kick to the leg, sets up the Gambler, and he hits a inverted DDT that plants the Gambler. The Miz pushes the Gambler on to his back, and he hooks the leg on the Gambler, and the ref counts the 1…………………………2……………….KICK OUT by the Gambler. The Miz looks at the ref, and then he quickly puts on a chin lock.]

JR-The Miz is taking it to the big the big man.

King-Guess what they say is correct, once they are off their feet, their the same size.

Kris Gaffney-Which means I can start pushing around the Gambler!

King-Probably not a good idea…

[The Gambler gets up to his feet trying to find a way out of this situation. The Gambler is able to go over to the corner, and then he smashes the Miz into the corner, and he gets the Miz off of him, the Gambler hits a few elbows into the corner, and he turns around. The Gambler hits a few fists to the face, and the Gambler whips the Miz to the other side of the ring, and he crashes into the corner, and he stumbles out of the corner, and the Gamlber sets him up, and he hits a t-bone suplex that sends the Miz flying, and crashing down on the mat, and slowly he gets up to his feet. The Gambler hits a few forearm shots to the face, the Miz stumbles backwards to the ropes, the Gambler whips the Miz off of the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and once he comes off of the ropes. He lowers his head, and he hits a big back body drop that sends the Miz flying and crashing on the mat. Slowly the Miz gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, the Miz throws a fist to the face of the Gambler, and the Gambler is able to duck under, and he hits belly to back suplex, he rolls up, and he hits another belly to back suplex. He rolls up, and hits the third rolling belly to back suplex, and finally he hits the final belly back suplex to complete the four of a king. The Gambler goes into the cover on the Miz, and the ref counts the 1………………….2………………KICK OUT by the Miz! The Gambler pulls up the Miz, and he throws the Miz into the corner, and he calls for the Royal Flush]

JR-The Miz is in trouble here.

King-Well there was a reason why the Gambler was a TV champion for so long.

[The Gambler charges at the Miz, and he tries to smash the Miz in the corner, but Miz moves out of the way, and the Gambler crashes into the corner, and he stumbles out of the corner backwards, and the Miz hooks the Gambler, and drives him down to the mat with the Skull Crushing Finale! The Miz goes into the cover on the Gambler, and the ref counts the 1…………….2…………3!]

JR-The Miz wins this match!

Kris Gaffney-He certainly out thought the Gambler on that one.

(“Jarred Carthallion’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Jarred Carthallion walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Jarred Carthallion is coming off a big loss.

King-Well it’s time to show the world why he still has it.

Kris Gaffeny-Whatever it might be.

(“Cult of Personality” blasts on the PA system as CM Punk walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-CM Punk claims to be the best wrestler in the world.

King-Does that mean we can always put “the self proclaimed” like Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin?

Kris Gaffney-No…we weren’t even sure it wasn’t a good claim with them, at least Punk’s somewhere in the ball park at least.

(“Close Your Eyes” blasts on the PA system as Christian walks out wearing his hoodie jacket, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Like the Miz, Punk had some intense words for Christian.

King-I’m sure Jericho will have a response.

Kris Gaffney-Sure hope it has something to do with Rachel Cena.

[CM Punk and Christian and Jarred Carthallion are in the ring, and they talk trash, and suddenly Jarred Carthallion throws fists to both CM Punk, and then Christian. Jarred Carthallion goes over to where CM Punk is, and CM Punk hits a spin kick to the gut that doubles over Jarred Carthallion. CM Punk picks up Jarred Carthallion, and drops him on the ropes. Jarred Carthallion bounces backwards, and Christian is able to hit a standing drop kick which sends Jarred Carthallion forward, and CM Punk is able to throw him over the top rope. CM Punk gets up to his feet, and turns around and CM Punk ducks a running clothesline by Christian. Christian bounces off of the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. Once he bounces off of the ropes, CM Punk hits a leg lariat that sends Christian down on the mat. Slowly he gets up to his feet, and CM Punk hits a kick to the gut that doubles over CM Punk, and he sets up Christian. Christian is put in a vertical suplex position, and CM Punk hits a vertical suplex. Christian on impact bounces up in a seated position, and CM Punk gets up to his feet, and he hits a kick to the back of Christian which stuns him enough to run to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and once he comes off of the ropes, he hits a running knee to the face that knocks down Christian. Christian is in pain, and Christian climbs up to his feet with the help of the ropes, and he gets up to his feet, and he turns around. Christian throws CM Punk over the top rope, but CM Punk is able to land on his feet. Once he turns around, CM Punk hits a hang man which stuns Christian. Jarred Carthallion tries to grab CM Punk’s leg, but Jarred Carthallion gets a boot to the face for his troubles. He sling shots himself up to the top rope, and he leaps off of the top rope for a flying clothesline, but it’s countered with a spinning wheel kick that knocks CM Punk out of the air, and CM Punk is down on the mat. CM Punk gets up to his feet, and he charges at Christian who is in the corner, and CM Punk see’s Christian in the corner, and CM Punk charges at CM Punk, CM Punk dives out of the ropes, and CM Punk gets hit with a sling shot double boot to the face that knocks CM Punk stumbles backwards. CM Punk stumbles backwards, Christian climbs up to the top rope, he waits as CM Punk is where he wants, Christian leaps off, and he hits a flying back elbow that makes CM Punk fall on the mat, and Christian gets up to his feet. Jarred Carthallion is trying to get up to his feet, and Christian see’s this, and he is able to hit a drop kick through the ropes, and this knocks Jarred Carthallion backwards.]

JR-Christian better watch his back.

King-I think that’s the idea of this match.

Kris Gaffney-Really? I just paid attention to who I was fighting.

King-Probably the reason you didn’t win too many of these.

[Christian slaps his hands, and he waits for CM Punk to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Christian is able to hook CM Punk, and he hits the Kill Switch on CM Punk. Christian pushes CM Punk goes into the cover on CM Punk, and the ref counts the 1………2….Jarred Carthallion comes into the ring, and he smashes Christian with a chair breaking up the count. Jarred Carthallion grabs Christian, and he throws him shoulder first into the ring post, and Christian falls out of the ring, and on to the arena floor. Jarred turns around, and CM Punk is up, and he picks up Jarred Carthallion for the GTS, but it’s slide out of the back of CM Punk. CM Punk turns around, and Jarred Carthallion hits a super kick that knocks down CM Punk. Jarred Carthallion hits a few stomps on the downed CM Punk. The ref makes Jarred Carthallion back up, and CM Punk goes into the corner, and Jarred Carthallion hits a few stomps into the gut, and he sets CM Punk, and he hits a hip toss out of the corner, and he crashes into the mat. Jarred Carthallion waits as CM Punk gets up to his feet, and he has the chair placed on the mat where he wants. CM Punk gets up to his feet, and he kicks him in the gut, and he hits a DDT! Jarred Carthallion calls for the Legendary End!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

King-That was sure a lot of emanation points.

Kris Gaffney-They need to make their point I guess.

[Jarred Carthallion climbs up to the top rope. Christian comes on the apron with a chair, and Jarred Carthallion see’s him, and he is able to kick it back right into his face while staying on the top turnbuckle. Christian goes down on the mat, but it doesn’t seem like he’s done as he tries to get up to his feet. But suddenly he’s turned around by Kevin Bourne who hits a few fists to the face, Christian leaves ring side with Bourne trailing him. Jarred Carthallion has to take time to get positioned again, and he leaps off of the top rope for the LEGENDARY END! But CM Punk moves out of the way, Jarred Carthallion gets up, CM Punk picks up Jarred, and he hits the GTS! CM Punk goes into the cover on Jarred Carthallion, and the ref counts the 1…………2…………3!]

JR-Jarred made a mistake, and it cost him.

(“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system as Daniel Bryan walks to the ring along with Angelina Love, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This man in the time he’s been in the EMF has been very impressive.

King-Yeah, but he’s going to go up against someone who tore through his competition last week.

Kris Gaffney-And he isn’t playing around, that’s for sure…sure hope Cole McGrath is watching, or at least Bruce Wayne.

King-Neither of them will work…because they are the hero this federation deserves, but not the one it needs.

(“The Fire Rises” blasts on the PA system as the Demon walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Well if you had any question whether or not Kane’s transformation helped out, that was answered last week.

King-I guess Daniel Bryan is hoping that he doesn’t continue that tonight.

[The Demon and Daniel Bryan pace around the ring, and they lock up, and the Demon pushes Daniel Bryan hard down to the mat. Daniel Bryan looks up not believing the strength of the beast, and he gets up to his feet, and Daniel Bryan charges at the Demon, the Demon is able to swing a double axe handle, but Daniel Bryan ducks under, he leaps on the second rope, and he goes for a spring board cross body block. But Daniel Bryan gets taken out of the air with a cross body block with a double axe handle that the Demon was looking for before. Daniel Bryan is down on the mat, and the Demon hits a few stomps on the downed Daniel Bryan. The Demon gets pushed backwards, and once he does he gets up to his feet. Daniel Bryan is in the corner using the corner to keep himself up on his feet, and the Demon closes the gap between him and Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan hits a few kicks to the gut that makes Daniel Bryan go down a little bit, and then he puts the foot on the throat, the ref counts to four, and the Demon backs out of the back, and once he does he waits as Daniel Bryan is slow to get up to his feet, and once he does get up to his feet. The Demon hits a hip toss that sends Daniel Bryan crashing down on the mat hard. Daniel Bryan is down on the mat, showing some signs of life so he doesn’t really have to worry about the Demon going for the pin, what he does need to worry about is the fact that the Demon is continuing his assault as he hits a few stomps on the downed Daniel Bryan. The Demon waits as Daniel Bryan is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet Daniel Bryan throws off the arms of the Demon. Daniel Bryan hits a few kicks to the sides of the ribs of the Demon. The Demon seems a little stunned, and Daniel Bryan runs to the ropes, and the Demon goes for the House of Pain, but Daniel Bryan ducks it, and he continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the ropes on the other side of the ring. As he comes off of the ropes, the Demon is able to use the momentum of Daniel Bryan to send Daniel Bryan in the air, and he crashes hard on the mat. The Demon backs up as Daniel Bryan is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Demon kicks him in the gut that doubles him over, and Daniel Bryan is put in a power bomb position, and the Demon picks up Daniel Bryan, and he drives him down in a power bomb.]

JR-The television champion is having a hard time starting against the Demon.

King-I wonder if Mike New is going to get Alycia Irvine as a manager when she grows up…some people describe her as a demon.

Kris Gaffney- Like me *Kris Gaffney for no reason is doing the Macarena, and look like he’s being forced to do it* You’re a demon from hell

*Alycia Irvine is doing the David Blaine parody stare into the camera*

[The Demon goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan, and the ref counts the 1…………2………..KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan. The Demon looks a little surprised, but he doesn’t let it bug him. The Demon goes into the corner, and he motions for Daniel Bryan to get up to his feet, and once he slowly gets up to his feet. Daniel Bryan turns towards the Demon, and the Demon goes for another House of Pain, but it’s ducked under by Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan goes into the corner. The Demon charges at Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan counters this with a drop kick to the leg of the Demon, the Demon falls on the top rope, he stumbles backwards, and turns around hits a kick by Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan sets up the Demon, and he hits a DDT that plants the Demon, and the Demon is down on the mat, and this time Daniel Bryan is able to get to his feet being that he finally got some rest, but the Demon sits up. Daniel Bryan see’s this, and he answers this with a few kicks to the upper chest of the Demon, and follows it up with a kick to the head that knocks down the Demon. Daniel Bryan goes to the outside of the ring, but the Demon is up to his feet already, inraged he charges at Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan answers with a hang man that sends the Demon stumbling backwards, and Daniel Bryan gets up to the top rope, and he waits as The Demon is where he wants, he leaps off of the top rope, and he hits a missile drop kick that knocks down the Demon. Daniel Bryan goes into the cover on the Demon, and the ref counts the 1…………2…………..The Demon is able to kick out of the cover of Daniel Bryan with authority. Daniel Bryan goes on his knee’s, and can’t believe the power of the Demon as he thinks of his next move to try to neutralize the power advantage that the Demon clearly has over Daniel Bryan.]

JR-Daniel Bryan better think of another route if he is going to figure out how to beat this Demon.

Kris Gaffney-Will anyone be able to beat him again, that’s a good question.

[Daniel Bryan waits as the Demon tries to get up to his feet, and Daniel Bryan tries to drive him down with an arm bar, but the Demon blocks it, and grabs Daniel Bryan around the throat, lifts him up, and hits a choke slam. The Demon backs up to the corner, waiting as Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet the Demon nails him with the House of Pain! The Demon goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan, and the ref counts the 1………..2………….3!]

JR-The Demon wins this match!

King-Can anyone stop this man!

(“Voices” blasts on the PA system as Randy Orton walks slowly down to the ring, so much so someone just walked to a piss break, and came back, and he’s still walking, that guy jobbed. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This man was a world champion recently, but he ran into the Rock.

King-But man does he hold a grudge.

Kris Gaffney-It’s because of him that Tony Ikeda is now the world champion.

(“New Divide” blasts on the PA system as Ricky Ramon walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.

JR-Ricky Ramon has gotten quite a few impressive wins.

King-But this match could be a statement match.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe he can knock some quickness into Randy Orton.

[Randy Orton and Ricky Ramon face off in the middle of the ring, and they pace around the ring. Randy Orton taunts Ricky Ramon, and Ricky Ramon charges at Randy Orton. Randy Orton goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under by Ricky Ramon. Ricky Ramon waits for Randy Orton to turn around, and once he turns around, Ricky Ramon hits a few knife edge chops to the chest that echo through out the arena. Randy Orton stumbles backwards, and Randy Orton throws a wild fist to the face, but instead of waiting for another counter, Randy Orton runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. As he bounces off of the ropes, Ricky Ramon leaps in the air, and he connects with a drop kick that knocks down Randy Orton. Randy Orton gets up to his feet, but he’s dazed, and Ricky Ramon measures up, and charges at Randy Orton. Randy Orton this a running clothesline that sends Randy Orton over the top rope, and he crashes down on the mat, and he falls down on the arena floor. Ricky Ramon doesn’t bother with the crowd too much as he is a heelish heel that could give a damn less. Ricky Ramon instead climbs up to the closest top rope, and once he’s up to the top rope, he waits as Randy Orton gets up to his feet. Once he does Ricky Ramon leaps off of the top rope, and he connects with a flying cross body block that knocks down Randy Orton. Ricky Ramon hits a few mounted fists to the face of Randy Orton after this, and Ricky Ramon gets up to his feet, bringing up Randy Orton as he is up to his feet. But Randy Orton is able to come up behind Ricky Ramon, and he tries to go for a belly to back suplex, but it’s countered by Ricky Ramon rolling out of the back of Randy Orton. Ricky Ramon pushes Randy Orton into the ring post. Dazed Randy Orton gets thrown into the ring, and Ricky Ramon slides into the ring. Randy Orton goes for a wild punch. But Ricky Ramon ducks it, and he goes he picks up Randy Orton as he’s behind him now, and he hits a belly to back suplex. Randy Orton bounces off of the mat. He rolls into the corner, Ricky Ramon gets ready as Randy Orton uses the corner to get up to his feet. Once he does, Ricky Ramon hits a running clothesline in the corner. He turns around, and he sets him up, Ricky Ramon hits a bulldog out of the corner that drives Randy Orton face first into the mat. Ricky Ramon pushes Randy Orton on his back, and he goes into the cover on Randy Orton hooking the leg, and he gets a 1…………..2………….KICK OUT by Randy Orton!]

JR-Almost three!

King-That would be a big win for Ricky Ramon.

Kris Gaffney-Well Orton was a world champion for a reason, he’s not going down that easily.

King-Well he was a tag team champion for a small amount of time.

Kris Gaffney-Ok…well that won’t happen again…right?

[Ricky Ramon gets up to his feet, and one waits for Randy Orton to stumble up to his feet. Once he stumbles up to his feet. Ricky Ramon hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over, and Ricky Ramon sets him up for a life sentence. But Randy Orton is able to spin out, and Randy Orton goes for an RKO, but Ricky Ramon pushes him forward, and he bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and once he comes off of the ropes. Ricky Ramon and Randy Orton hit heads, both wrestlers fall down to the mat, and they are in a lot of pain. The ref his standing ten count, although they are both are up at about five. Randy Orton gets hit a few fists to the face by Ricky Ramon, only for him to answer back with a rake to the eyes, and follows it up with an upper cut that sends Ricky Ramon falling backwards. Randy Orton tries to whip Ricky Ramon to the ropes, but it’s reverse. Randy Orton bounces off of the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. Ricky Ramon lowers his head, and once he does. Randy Orton is able to counter with a kick to the face. He gets up to his feet. Once he does, he falls right into the waiting Randy Orton who picks him up, and he hits a few stomps around the body of Ricky Ramon. Randy Orton backs up, and he hits a delayed knee drop to the face, and Randy Orton backs up as he see’s Ricky Ramon getting up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he charges at Ricky Ramon. But Ricky Ramon thinking quickly is able to throw him over the top rope, but Randy Orton lands on his feet on the apron. He turns around, and Randy Orton hits a hang man. Ricky Ramon stumbles backwards stunned. Randy Orton climbs up to the apron, and he climbs up to the top rope, once he’s at the top rope, he measures up, and he goes for a cross body block, but it’s countered with Ricky Ramon hitting a drop kick. Randy Orton and Ricky Ramon are in pain. Ricky Ramon crawls over to Orton, and pulls him up. Randy Orton pushes him away, Ricky Ramon goes for a clothesline on Randy Orton. Randy Orton ducks it, and he hits a 3.0 inverted back breaker on Ricky Ramon. Ricky Ramon rolls out ring, and he climbs up to his feet, and tries to get into the ring, only to receive a kick to the face. Randy Orton sets Ricky Ramon up for the next move as he hangs on the second rope.]

JR-Ricky Ramon is in trouble.

King-Well that doesn’t matter, no matter what happens he always has Riley to go home to.

[Randy Orton gets ready for the RKO and waits as Ricky Ramon is slow to get up to his feet, and once he does. Ricky Ramon turns around, and Randy Orton goes for the RKO, but Ricky Ramon gets out, and he does a reverse hurricanarana into a pin on Randy Orton for the 1…………………..2……………………3!]

JR-Ricky Ramon won this match out of no where.

(Ricky Ramon gets up to his feet, Randy Orton hits an RKO! Randy Orton doesn’t look happy as he backs up to the corner, and seemly it considering the RKOPunt “If You Smell” plays in the PA system as the Rock runs down the ramp, and Orton comes to meet him, Orton throws a fist to the face, but it’s blocked, the Rock hits a few fists to the face, and then he spits on his fist, and he hits a fist to the face that knocks down Randy Orton. Orton stumbles up, and the Rock is ready for the Rock Bottom, but Randy Orton dives out of the ring. The Rock stares him down as Orton backs away from the ring. Ricky Ramon stumbles up behind him, and bumps into his back, the Rock turns around ready, but Ramon and the Rock stare down each other as Shockwave goes off the air.)