EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen)

(We open up from the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. They rain down, and the lights turn on. The camera scans the crowd as the fans yell and wave their signs. We get a few shots of the crowd just before the camera zooms out to display the location information. We get one final shot.)

JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from Dallas, Texas. Welcome everyone to Saturday Shockwave. Hello and welcome, I am good ol’ JR, Jim Ross along with Jerry “the King” Lawler and Kris “KG” Gaffney. We have a very interesting line up of matches for you tonight.

King-That’s an understatement, headlined by Walter Melon putting the IC championship on the line against the former champion Brandon Leno.

Kris Gaffney-Brandon Leno had tough luck at Return of an Era, but bounced back through out the month, therefore he’ll get one more chance to reclaim the IC championship.

JR-Let’s get started with our opening match of the night.

(“The Duck Song” blasts on the PA system. The arena shakes and a grape shoots out of the ramp and into the sky of the arena, and it rain down grapes to the fans. Kenny for some reason crawls from under the ring, and waits for his opponent.)

JR-I’m not even sure who was supposed to highlight.

King-How great fruit is.

Kris Gaffney-Obviously.

["No One Survives" blasts on the PA system. JT Maverick walks on the stage. JT Maverick walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-JT Maverick came up a bit short.

King-We’ll see if he can bounce back here…I doubt it though.

Kris Gaffney-The Melon Gods have no plan for JT Maverick I take it…

[Kenny Omegrape walks around the ring giving people fruit. JT Maverick slides out of the ring and he attempts to attack Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape turns around, and he hits a disc clothesline. Kenny Omegrape gives the credit to the Melon Gods, and he throws JT Maverick into the ring. Kenny Omegrape waits for JT Maverick to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He kicks JT Maverick in the gut that doubles him over, and he whips him to the ropes. JT Maverick gets nailed with the point of the elbow that floors JT Maverick. Kenny Omegrape waits for JT Maverick to get up to his feet. JT Maverick gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape runs at JT Maverick and he connects with Willy Wonka's Fruit-Flavored Gobstopper to the side of the head. JT Maverick falls over, and Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on JT Maverick. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2….KICK OUT by JT Maverick. Kenny Omegrape puts JT Mavericks arm on the mat. Kenny jumps up, and drops a knee lift into the arm which causes JT Maverick pain. Kenny Omegrape puts on an arm bar after hitting a few more arm bar. Kenny Omegrape holds on the pressure as JT Maverick looks for a way out of the hold.]

JR-JT Maverick needs to find a way to get this match back into his favor.

King-I’m sure he’s working on it!!

[Kenny Omegrape holds on the pressure still as JT Maverick gets up to his feet, and JT Maverick is able to leverage an arm drag that sends him flying. JT Maverick gets up to his feet, and he staggers backwards as he has taken a lot of moves. Kenny Omegrape is up fast however, and he runs at JT Maverick. JT Maverick counters with a hot shot that sends him flying to the top rope. He staggers out of the corner. JT Maverick kicks him in the gut, and he drops Kenny Omegrape with a DDT.]

JR-Almost three.

Kris Gaffney-Think the Melon Gods are fans of JT Maverick?

King-Only if they say they are.

[Kenny Omegrape is slow to get up to his feet as JT Maverick gets up to his feet. JT Maverick kicks him in the gut, he sets him up for a vertical suplex, but as he lifts him up, Kenny is able to shift his weight. JT Maverick turns around into a kick to the gut. Kenny Omegrape drops JT Maverick with the Geese Lightning. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on JT Maverick. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………2…………3!!]

JR-Kenny Omegrape gets the victory.

King-I knew that the Melon Gods had no plans for JT Maverick!!

The lights turn golden and a hip-hop track (Nicki Minaj - Click Clack). begins to play. Wearing golden two-piece gear that shows off her impressive form, the natural and elite athlete turns around and pulls her silver jacket off her shoulders while posing. She flexes once it’s removed and walks down the ramp to fans that are unsure whether to boo or cheer, rolls into the ring, and does some more showboating once she’s past the ropes.

JR-Jordyn Jade had a very impressive debut against Mandy Rose.

King-How will she do against Charlotte.

Kris Gaffney-Charlotte does have a track record.

(“Recognition” blasts on the PA system. Charlotte Flair walks out on the stage, and she spins. She walks down to the ring, and she takes off her robe waiting for the bell to ring.)

JR-Let’s not forget that Charlotte does have a bit of a temper.

King-That…mostly gets her in trouble.

Kris Gaffney-Indeed.

[Charlotte Flair and Jordyn Jade pace around the ring, they lock up. Jordyn Jade is able to back up Charlotte into the corner, and he attempts to back up, but Charlotte Flair rakes the eyes of Jordyn Jade. Jordyn Jade staggers backwards holding her eyes only for Charlotte Flair to lay into her with a hard knife edge chop to the chest, and then another one. Charlotte Flair tries to whip Jordyn Jade off of the ropes, but it’s reversed by Jordyn Jade. Charlotte Flair ducks under a clothesline by Jordyn Jade. Jordyn Jade turns around right into a thrust kick that makes Jade fly backwards. She staggers backwards, and Charlotte kicks her in the gut that doubles her over. She hooks her into a vertical suplex, and she connects with a snap suplex. Jordyn Jade yells as she holds her back, and once she gets up to her feet. She gets hit with a few forear shots to the face that knocks her backwards. Then she attempts to whip her to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Jordyn Jade. Charlotte Flair comes off of the ropes, and Jordyn Jade goes for a boot to her face, Charlotte ducks under, and Charlotte Flair bounces off of the other side of the ring, and she drives down Jordyn Jade with a spear!! Charlotte Flair falls into the cover on Jordyn Jade. The ref goes into position to make count. The ref counts 1…………..2……….Jordyn Jade kicks out Charlotte Flair gives a shocked look to the ref.]

JR-I don’t think that Charlotte thought that Jordyn Jade was going to kick out of that.

Kris Gaffney- So far Charlotte has neutralized the power of Jordyn Jade.

King-How long can that last though?

[Charlotte Flair body slams Jade. Charlotte climbs up to the top rope, but before she can go for the Moon sault, Jordyn Jade is able to dive on the top rope. Charlotte Flair falls on the top rope, and she’s clearly in pain as she’s in a seated position. Jordyn Jade hooks her into a belly to back suplex, and she connects with a belly to back suplex off of the top rope. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. The ref starts his standing ten count. The ref counts 1………..2………..3………..4………..5…both wrestlers start to get up to their feet…………..6………..7……….8…….Charlotte is up to her feet. She runs towards Jordyn Jade. Jordyn Jade hits a hip toss that puts down Charlotte Flair. Charlotte Flair staggers up to her feet. Jordyn Jade lifts her up over her head, and she holds up there for a few moments. She drops Charlotte Flair into a military press slam. Charlotte Flair is slow to get up to her feet. Jordyn Jade lifts up Charlotte Flair, and she drops her with a fall away slam. Jordyn Jade goes itno the cover on Charlotte Flair. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2……KICK OUT by Charlotte Flair. Jordyn Jade picks up Charlotte Flair, and she whips her to the ropes, and Charlotte leaps in the air, but Jordyn ducks under. Charlotte hits into the ref. Jordyn picks up Charlotte, but Charlotte is able to counter it with a jaw breaker]

JR-Both wrestlers are down.

King-What is going to happen next?

Kris Gaffney-I’m certain it’ll be interesting.

[Everyone is down,the crowd reacts at someone coming down to the ring from the ramp way. Jesica Cole-Mann has a Singapore cane. She stands tall in the carnage, then turns to Charlotte and gets the cane ready as Charlotte makes it up to her feet. Charlotte gets up to her feet, and Jesica goes for a cane shot to the head, Charlotte ducks it, and Jesica hits Jordyn instead!! Before JCM can attempt to attack Charlotte again, Charlotte comes from behind, and she throws JCM into the ring post. JCM falls out of the ring. Charlotte turns to Jordyn trying to get up, Charlotte flips, and drops Jordyn for the Natural Selection. Charlotte goes into the cover on Jordyn. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2………..3!!]

JR-What is Jesica doing?

King-I can guess the reason for it…

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure everyone can.

(Charlotte doesn’t seem too pleased how she won, and she jumps out of the ring, and starts to attack JCM. JCM fights back as officials try to hold these two back. Suddenly “light it up” blasts on the PA system. AJ Lee skips out with a microphone.)

.::AJ Lee::.-It seems you two want to fight…good, because next week it’ll be Jesica vs. Charlotte and the winner of that match will be the number one contender to the Women’s championship!!

(“Light it up” blasts on the PA system. AJ skips to the back as the officials are having issues keeping Charlotte and JCM apart.)

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. He takes footage of himself as he walks down to the ring. Zack Ryder steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Zack Ryder is looking to find himself in a title run.

Kris Gaffney-So are a lot of people.

King-Like you’d know what that’s like.

Orange looks around the arena, slowly pulls one hand out of his pocket and holds it just above his bellybutton and gives a lazy thumbs up before making his way down the ramp with his hands back into his pockets. Once at the ring, he slowly rolls under the ropes all the way to the middle of the ring where he does a kip-up with his hands still in his pocket. He walks to his corner giving a lazy thumbs up waiting for the match to begin.)

JR-Orange Reign is extremely talented.

King-When he cares.

Kris Gaffney-That’s the part is always very questionable when that happens.

[Zack Ryder pumps up the crowd, but seemly it didn’t work on Orange Reign as he’s fallen asleep, Zack Ryder goes for an elbow, but Orange Reign moves out of the way. Zack Ryder hits hard into the mat, and he is slow to get up to his feet holding his elbow. Orange Reign runs to the ropes in a I don’t care matter. Zack Ryder connects with a drop kick that puts down Orange Reign, and he drops the eblow that he was looking for early. Zack Ryder grabs Orange Reign by the hair, and he hooks him with a vertical suplex position, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a snap suplex on Orange Reign who sits up. Zack Ryder runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and catches Orange Reign with a running knee to the face that puts him down on the mat. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Orange Reign as he’s not showing a lot of life (but then again, when is he ever?) The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2………KICK OUT by Orange Reign. Zack Ryder decides to work the leg, and he grabs the leg, and he drops an elbow into the leg. Clearly this causes Orange Reign a lot of pain, and then he goes for another one that connects, and then another one that once again connects.]

JR-Zack Ryder looking to slow Orange Reign.

King-Pointless strategy…he doesn’t move a lot anyways.

Kris Gaffney-Good point.

[Zack Ryder tries to lock on a figure four, but with the other leg Orange Reign is able to push Zack Ryder off. Zack Ryder fly’s across the ring he strikes the ring post. Zack Ryder is in a lot of pain, and he pulls himself out from the corner, and he gets up to his feet only to be floored with a orange punch!! Zack Ryder goes down on the mat. Orange Reign goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………2……………..KICK OUT by Zack Ryder. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. Orange Reign uses this chance to recover.]

JR-Orange Reign lands the Orange Punch.

King-Think he’s gone into focused mode?

Kris Gaffney-We haven’t really established whether or not that’s a thing for him.

[Orange Reign hooks Zack Ryder for the mouse trap, but Zack Ryder fights out of the hold with punches to the ribs, and he pushes him off. Zack Ryder jumps in the air drops Orange Reign with the Rough Ryder!! Zack Ryder goes into the cover on the downed Orange Reign. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2………..3!!]

JR-Zack Ryder gets the victory.

King-Orange probably won’t look on this match fondly.

Kris Gaffney-But then again..it’s Orange Reign, he probably won’t look on this match at all.

King-True.

(“Game on” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The defeat to Tony Ikeda has stuck in Ricky Vegas mind.

King-Not surprising.

Kris Gaffney-Guess he can see if he can get that win back tonight.

Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage.

JR-Although after a hard month, Ricky Vegas was able to cap it off with a championship.

King-I guess that will make it worth it.

Kris Gaffney-I would assume so.

[Tony Ikeda locks up, but Ricky Vegas is able to drop down quickly, and he attempts to go for the Blackjack, but Tony Ikeda is able to kick him off, and Tony Ikeda goes flying into the corner. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and he runs at Ricky Vegas. Tony leaves his feet to go for a splash, but it’s countered by Tony Ikeda who is able to duck out of the way. Ricky Vegas hooks Tony Ikeda, and he drops him with a belly to back suplex that puts down Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda is hurting after that move, and he connects hits a few stomps on the downed Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda is slow to get up to his feet, and Ricky Vegas attempts to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda hooks Ricky Vegas into a full nelson, but it’s countered with a snap mare. Tony Ikeda gets up, Ricky Vegas picks up Tony Ikeda, and drops him with a body slam, Ricky Vegas picks him up again, and drops him with another body slam. Ricky Vegas picks him up for a final time, and drops him with another body slam to complete the three of a kind. Ricky Vegas goes to the corner, and he measures up on Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda is slow to get up to his feet, and he goes for a full house, and he connects with it. Tony is down. Ricky Vegas goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2………KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda!!]

JR-Tony Ikeda kicks out!!

King-That beat Walter Melon a few weeks ago…the Melon Gods must have wanted this match to continue.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure that’s it.

[Ricky Vegas waits for Tony Ikeda to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he goes for a jab to the face. Tony Ikeda is able to duck under, and he hooks him into a full nelson and drops him with a full nelson slam. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…….KICK OUT by Ricky Vegas.Ricky Vegas rolls into the corner. Tony Ikeda gets up, and he hits a few fists to the face, and he hooks Ricky Vegas and he brings him out of the corner, and he lifts him up, and he drops him down with a back breaker.]

JR-Vegas might have Tony on the ropes here.

King-Maybe, but he’s been wrong before.

JR-That’s true King.

Kris Gaffney-King will never let you live that down JR!

[Ricky Vegas is slow to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Ricky Vegas gets hooked, and lifted, but while in the air Ricky Vegas flips around and he hooks on the Viva Las Vegas on Tony Ikeda!! Tony Ikeda is caught in the move. Tony Ikeda tries to fight trying to get out of the hold. Finally Tony Ikeda is fading, but Tony fights up, and he runs to the corner and smashes Vegas hard into the corner. Tony Ikeda hits into the corner, and he breaks the hold!! Tony Ikeda clearly is feeling the effects of the hold. Tony runs towards Ricky. Ricky counters with a boot to the face. Tony staggers backwards. Ricky jump on the second turnbuckle, jumps towards Tony and lock in the Viva Las Vegas again!! Tony Ikeda goes down. Finally he can’t fight back. The ref checks Tony’s arm. It drops. The ref calls for the bell. RICKY VEGAS WINS VIA SUBMISSION!!]

JR-Tony showed his fighting spirit to break that first hold, but Ricky Vegas would not be denied.

King-Guess not.

(“Judas” blasts on the PA system. Troy Gafgen walks out on the stage along with AJ Lee who skips around Troy. Troy enters the ring.)

JR-Recently Troy and the Wretched Nobody have had a series of matches.

King-One in which Troy won, but then the resulting World Championship match that he got himself into due to that match, he was the one pinned.

Kris Gaffney-I guess this is the rubber match.

We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere with Azar Vulcan walking behind him.

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the Five Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner.

JR-Let’s remind that this out of 3 falls, the wrestler to gain two falls gets the victory.

King-More time to cause destruction, I’m sure Wretch is a fan.

[Troy Gafgen and The Wretched Nobody stand in the ring, and they stare down each other. The Wretched Nobody and Troy Gafgen lock up. The Wretched Nobody hits a knee lift into the gut, he grabs Troy Gafgen around the throat, and he throws him hard into the corner. Troy Gafgen gets hit with a few fists to the face, and he brings him out of the corner. The Wretched Nobody hits hard clothesline that knocks down Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen is slow to get up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody grabs his head, and he brings down a head butt that puts down Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen is hurting as he holds his head. The Wretched Nobody hits a few stomps on the downed Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen gets picked up, Troy Gafgen counters with a jaw breaker, and he hits a few fists to the face of the Wretched Nobody. Troy Gafgen backs up. The Wretched Nobody goes for the trepination!! Troy Gafgen ducks under, the Wretched Nobody turns around right into a mental maelstrom ….which is blocked, and thrown away. The Wretched Nobody counters with the trepnination that floors Troy Gafgen. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Troy Gafgen. The ref goes into position to count the 1………….2………..3!!]

JR-That might seem quicker than usual, but I’m certain both of these superstars know that if they want to last that they’re going to have to attempt to end the first match quickly.

King-It sure was…

[The Wretched Nobody goes to the outside and he grabs a chair, and he brings it into the ring. The Wretched Nobody measures up on Troy Gagen who is getting up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. He goes for a chair shot, but Troy Gafgen ducks under. The Wretched Nobody turns around and he gets it kicked back into the face by Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen grabs the Wretched Nobody, and he puts him down into the mat with the chaos maker!! Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on the Wretched Nobody. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2……KICK OUT by the Wretched Nobody. Troy Gafgen looks towards the chair that the Wretched Nobody brought into the ring. Troy grabs it, and he turns around as the Wretched Nobody is trying to get up to his feet as he smashes it on the back of the Wretched Nobody again and again.]

JR-Troy Gafgen is taking out his anger on the Wretched Nobody.

King-With everything that has happened between these two are you even surprised?

Kris Gaffney-Probably not.

[Troy Gafgen waits for the Wretched Nobody to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Troy Gafgen goes for a shot to the face. The Wretched Nobody ducks under the chair shot, and he connects with the trephination on Troy Gafgen. Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Troy. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2………3!!]

JR-The Wretched Nobody wins this match with two straight pins.

King-That’s not how it normally goes in these sort of matches…but OK.

As the lights go out in the arena, In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly brings the arena to life with its opening organ. When the first licks of the guitar hit the speakers, Brandon Leno is seen standing on the stage, back to the ring with his arms stretched out to the side, head toward the sky. Different colored spotlights dance around him. Leno is wearing an acid wash jean jacket with an outline of a woman with psychedelic butterfly wings printed on the back of the jacket. Leno nods his head back and forth to the music as he turns around, aviator sunglasses on his face. Leno has his tie dyed tights on with Mr. Psychedelic printed across the back. Indica accompanies him down the ramp as he struts his way to the ring, grooving to the music. Len jumps onto the apron and gets into the ring. Once in the ring he goes to the turnbuckle, climbs the second rope and starts dancing to the music, trying to get the crowd involved. JR-Brandon Leno was down and out before winning his way back to the championship last month. However not the one pinned. He followed it up with leading his team to a tag team win over the other contender Tony Ikeda, a highly competitive victory in a submission match, and Walter Melon’s stablemate Kenny Omegrape the then Extreme Champion.

King-I think the Melon Gods allowed him to have all that success so he could fail here!

Kris Gaffney-That’s just mean.

(“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon walks out on the stage with Jack Heyman. Walter Melon steps inside of the cage.)

JR-These two have had a few matches, the championship has swapped a few times in heated matches.

Kris Gaffney-You got to wonder what will happen here.

King-I don’t wonder, because the Melon Gods will tell us.

[Brandon Leno and Walter Melon stand in the middle of the ring staring down each other. They lock up, Walter Melon hooks him into a side head lock, and Brandon Leno backs him to the ropes. He whips him off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Brandon Leno connects with a shoulder block. Walter Melon gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Once Brandon Leno gets up to his feet. He waits for Walter Melon to get up as well. Walter is up to his feet, and Brandon Leno is able to lifts him up, and he drops him with a body slam. Brandon Leno runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a big leg drop that connects on Walter Melon. Brandon Leno goes into the cover on Walter Melon. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…KICK OUT by Walter Melon. Brandon Leno waits for Walter Melon to get up to his fee,t and Brandon Leno goes for a super kick, but Walter Melon is able to duck under. Walter Melon grabs Brandon Leno by the hair, and he runs otwards the cage side, but Brandon Leno is able to block it with his arm, and he hits a elbow to the gut, and he smashes Walter Melon face first into the cage. Walter Melon hangs on the cage side as Brandon Leno goes away from the cage side. Ashley Irvine shows up on the other side of the and yells “WATER MELON!!” Ashley Irvine runs off. Walter Melon staggers back towards Brandon Leno who kicks him in the gut, and he drops him with a purple haze pile driver.]

JR-It could be over right here.

King-Could?

Kris Gaffney-Isn’t it up to the Melon Gods.

King-The Melon gods would never make my finisher weak…unless they chose to do it for a reason!

[Brandon Leno decides what he wants to do, Leno decides to go to the door, but before he can get far Walter Melon grabs a hold of his leg. Brandon Leno decides tha the has to do something to make sure that Walter Melon doesn’t stop him, but Walter Melon counters with a jaw breaker. Walter Melon grabs Brandon Leno, and he throws him hard into the cage Brandon Leno staggers around, and he gets knocked down hard with spitting seeds. Brandon Leno seems to be down for the count. Walter Melon grabs a hold of the cage side, and he starts to climb up the cage side.]

JR-Walter Melon is looking to end this match.

King-I knew the Melon Gods would come through!

Kris Gaffney-It’s not looking good for Leno.

[Walter Melon is at the top of the cage, he looks down like he’s thinking. He jumps off of the top of the cage for the fruit smash splash……………………………………………………AND MISSES!! Brandon Leno arranges himself to hook him right into the Acid Trip. Walter Melon is struggling. Walter Melon tries to pick up Brandon Leno, but Leno shifts his weight so he can’t……Walter Melon is about to go out, making sure that he doesn’t lose leverage, and the fact he’s feeling the effects of Walter’s previous moves. Leno flips Walter Melon into almost a sit down pinning combination. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2………….3!!]

JR-Walter Melon made a huge mistake there.

Jeff Hardy-See…I told you that the Melon Gods were the reason I did that at Survivor Series 2001.

King-It all makes sense now!

Matt Hardy-……..

(Brandon Leno gets handed the IC championship as Shockwave goes off the air.)