EMF: Shockwave

(the EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video.)

(Once it ends the lights are turned off in the arena as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. The lights turn on as fans yell, and wave their signs. Some signs say “Kevin Bourne: The Ref Killer”, “The Grumbler”, and “I see no attempts at Archery”.)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross along side Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-And we have quite a show headlined by a fatal four way.

Kris Gaffney-Anyone can emerge from a match like that, it should be very interesting. Let’s get this night started already!

(“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system as Daniel Bryan walks to the ring with Angelina Love. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Despite some up’s, and down’s. Daniel Bryan has impressed some people.

King-Last week he gave Kevin Bourne all he could handle.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, and he only lost via a count out, so who knows what will come from that.

(“The Gambler” blasts on the PA system as the Gambler walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Here is someone that is looking for that very same boost.

King-And that could happen at any time, it only took beating up Gaffney a few times to get him to be a good TV champion.

Kris Gaffney…

[Daniel Bryan and the Gambler pace around the ring, and they lock up, and then Daniel Bryan knowing that he can’t legity beat the Gambler for his strength, he twists his arm into an arm bar. The Gambler pushes Daniel Bryan into the ropes slowly, The Gambler hits a few knee’s into the gut that stuns Daniel Bryan. Then he tries to hip toss him out of the corner, but Daniel Bryan is able to over rotate, and lands on his feet. The Gambler not believing this happened stops for a few moments, then he charges at Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan had enough time to duck out of the way, and he leaps off of the second rope and he connects with a drop kick that knocks back the Gambler. Daniel Bryan stumbles back into the corner being dazed after the speed of that last situation. The Gambler is able to shake off the effect of the drop kick. He angerly charges at Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan counters this with a drop toe hold that sends him flying into the top rope. Daniel Bryan backs up as the Gambler stumbles around, and he is stumbling out of the corner, and Daniel Bryan his a standing drop kick that knocks him backwards into the corner. Daniel Bryan hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of the Gambler, and then he tries to whip the Gambler to the corner, but it’s reversed, and then he crashes into the corner. The Gambler charges at Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan counters with a boot to the face, this makes the Gambler turn around. Daniel Bryan hits a clip to the corner, and his takes the Gambler down in pain. Daniel Bryan grabs the Gambler’s leg, and then he hits a few elbows into the leg, making the pain even more with every elbow into the leg. Daniel Bryan puts the Gambler into a single leg lock. Daniel Bryan puts on the pressure, then before the Gambler can mount an effort to get out of the hold. Daniel Bryan breaks it himself, and then he drags him into the ropes, and he puts his leg on the bottom of the ropes. Daniel Bryan jumps on the second rope, and he drops into the second rope that connects on the bottom rope. He’s in pain, and he rolls into the mat. Daniel Bryan waits as the Gambler gets up to his knee’s, and Daniel Bryan hits one kick to the chest (YES!) another kick (YES!) Another (YES!), he backs up, and yells “NO!” and he hits a big kick to the side of the head of the Gambler. Daniel Bryan takes a few moments to figure out what he’s going to do next, and then he figures up to something. Daniel Bryan pulls up the Gambler. The Gambler throws off Daniel Bryan’s hands, and then Daniel Bryan stumbles back. The Gambler falls on the ropes. Daniel Bryan shakes off the blindness,a nd he see’s the Gambler on the ropes, and he charges at the Gambler. But the Gambler hits a back body drop, but Daniel Bryan lands on his feet.]

JR-The Gambler probably doesn’t want to turn around.

King-They always do JR.

Kris Gaffney-Plus there is a move that they can do behind them…so yeah, doesn’t matter.

[The Gambler turns around, and Daniel Bryan watches as the Gambler turns around, and then hits a hang man that sends him stumbling backwards. Daniel Bryan climbs up to the apron, and he waits for the Gambler to get to where Daniel Bryan is. The Gambler turns towards Daniel Bryan who sling shots himself up to the top rope, and then he leaps off for a cross body block, but it’s caught by The Gambler. The Gambler holds Daniel Bryan, and he hits a fall away slam. The Gambler gets up to his knee, and he waits as Daniel Bryan is down on the mat. Seeing how he could get up at any time we won’t mention the standing ten count. Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and once he does. Daniel Bryan throws a fist to the face, but it’s blocked by the Gambler, and he hits a head butt that knocks down Daniel Bryan. The Gambler waits as Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he hits a running clothesline that knocks down Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan is slow to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, The Gambler hits a few fists to the face, and then this backs up, and the Gambler backs up Bryan, and he whips him to the ropes. He lowers his head, and then he hits a big back body drop that sends him into the air. He goes flying into the mat, The Gambler waits as Daniel Bryan is slow to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. The Gambler runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and he hits a big boot to the face that makes Daniel Bryan finally stay on the mat. The Gambler runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. The Gambler hits a big splash, the Gambler goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan, and the ref counts the 1……….2………..KICK OUT by the Gambler.]

JR-Almost three there.

King-Gambler is feeling some momentum in his favor.

Kris Gaffney-I hope not, my face can’t take it if gets all momentum in his favor.

[Daniel Bryan gets pulled up by the Gambler, and then he sets him up, and he hits one belly to back suplex, he gets up to his feet, and he hits another one. He goes for another one, but Daniel Bryan rolls out of the back, and then the Gambler turns around, and he hits a drop toe hold that sends him flying into the second rope. The Gambler stumbles up, Daniel Bryan drives him down, hooks on the No Lock. The Gambler fights it, finally he taps out! Daniel Bryan wins this match.]

JR-What a counter by Daniel Bryan.

King-The Gambler lost on that Gamble.

Kris Gaffney-Might be time to start a feud with him.

King-You still couldn’t win.

(The EMF tron lights up. It's earlier on in the day, Amy Dumas who had been working on the up coming Saturday Shockwave had decided to take her lunch break. She had been avoiding most people these last few weeks, because with the soreness she was experiencing in her breasts, she probably wasn't going to be much fun, along with other things. However of all the people she was trying to avoid... there was one she probably wanted to avoid more than any other, and as so often happens... he was the one to find her. John Cena approached her, and smirked as she looked up at him.)

Cena: Well... you could have called.

.::Amy Dumas::.-*Amy rolls her eyes* that would defeat the purpose of avoiding you.

Cena: Well there's no reason to avoid me... it's not like what happened was anything new...

.::Amy Dumas::.-Maybe for you, not for me.

Cena: So what... we're just going to pretend it never happened? Because I don't think that's going to work out well.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Considering how AJ is blabbing it all around the locker room, why not. Luckily everyone knows she's crazy, so no one listens to her.

Cena: Well.... because I don't want to. I don't know what was going through your head, or why it happened... but I don't want to ignore it.

(She looks up, and she says.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-I don't know. Why do you care, you got laid, that's all you ever care about.

Cena: Not with you it isn't.... you know that. Since it happened, I haven't been able to get it out of my head.

.::Amy Dumas::.-What exactly do you want me to say Cena...I haven't gotten it out of my mind either, oh take me now...who cares who's watching? I'm more confused than anything, it was bad enough that AJ had to cause me to get injured so that girl, whoever she is could squeeze my boobs into submission. Yes, I believe I'm not any other girl, but with you who knows what that means. Cena: What it means is you're the one I want to be with, ok? I've messed around for too long now. I need something with more substance then I get from all the others. Now that I know what it is you're looking for... I know I can give it to you... and I think you know that too, otherwise you never would have let that happen. So my question is... what's stopping us?

.::Amy Dumas::.-My dwindling reputation, my friends, my family. You think I don't still have some feelings for my childhood dreams. I do, especially since I find myself putting over girls with half the talent that I had, and no self esteem at all. It sucks to see everything I worked for killed, you don't think I wouldn't like to just dress pretty, be a good Mom from here on out, while my man protects me, I would. In fact if you looked at Jericho and my relationship that was apart of what it was about before he got injured. Not that is why that ship sailed, he just wasn't that into me, I guess. Now you want to be my knight, but while maybe you can give me what I want, but I also know that you have had deep loves before, and it faded with time. I already told you, I'm too old for that.

Cena: What it means is you're the one I want to be with, ok? I've messed around for too long now. I need something with more substance then I get from all the others. Now that I know what it is you're looking for... I know I can give it to you... and I think you know that too, otherwise you never would have let that happen. So my question is... what's stopping us?

.::Amy Dumas::.-My dwindling reputation, my friends, my family. You think I don't still have some feelings for my childhood dreams. I do, especially since I find myself putting over girls with half the talent that I had, and no self esteem at all. It sucks to see everything I worked for killed, you don't think I wouldn't like to just dress pretty, be a good Mom from here on out, while my man protects me, I would. In fact if you looked at Jericho and my relationship that was apart of what it was about before he got injured. Not that is why that ship sailed, he just wasn't that into me, I guess. Now you want to be my knight, but I might know you can give me what I want, but I also know that you have had deep loves before, and it faded with time. I already told you, I'm too old for that.

Cena: You can't possibly not have realised why all those loves faded though. It's because none of those girls were you. Deep down it's always been what I wanted... I just never thought I'd have a realistic chance, because you were married. Jackie, Nat, Velvet... whoever you want to name... they all have to compete for my affection, but you never would. You're too old to mess around... great, so am I... so let's stop messing around and just do what we should have done ages ago.... given how great things were at Hell on Earth...you can't say you're not tempted to give this a go.

.::Amy Dumas::.-We can't just let this go?....Providing that you didn't knock me up again, which who knows as far as that goes. I don't have a big fail rate.

Cena: If that's honestly what you want to do... then I can't force you to do anything else. But I don't want to just let it go Amy... the last thing I want to do is be sitting here, telling you how I feel, only for us to agree to forget it all happened.

.::Amy Dumas::.-As I told you, it's not as easy as yes, or no. Your forgetting that that all these years I've been fighting against you, I've been fighting for the same people who you burned out on. If that was all because of me, then that's...I don't know even a word for it. Horrible or sweet, maybe somewhere in the middle...eeerr...Sweetible?

Cena: I'm not forgetting that Amy... but all those things you've done have been for someone else. Why not do just one thing for you for a change... why not do this... to make yourself happy...

(Cena reaches out to Amy, and runs his fingers through her hair for a moment, before starting to stroke the side of her face, and looks into her eyes.)

Cena: Just think about it Amy... I can stop you from having to hurt anymore...

(Amy actually closes her eyes, and actually shivers to Cena's touch for a moment. Then she shoots up, and says.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-I gotta go...

(Amy runs off,Cena looks after her, and looks confused as we fade back to the ring.)

(A scene opens backstage in the President's Office. We see John Cena sitting at his desk, but this time he has little Laura Cena sat besides him. Laura is shining up what appears to be one of the old Women's Championship belts that Christy Hemme had replaced with the new title. Laura admires her reflection in the belt, which looks shiner than we've ever seen any title look, even the new ones. Laura smiles.)

Laura: This was the best birthday present EVER!

Cena: You sure you don't want anything that actually... you know... costs money?

Laura: What? No! Having my title back is all I ever wanted!

Cena: You do know that Christy is still the champion.... right?

Laura: Only because she's too scared to face the undefeated, rightful champion! One day Daddy... one day I will be champion again.

Cena: Oh I know you will princess. Probably before you turn 10 as well, knowing you. *Cena kisses the top of her head* You know Daddy loves you more than anything in the world, right?

Laura: I love you too Daddy.

Cena: More than anything?

Laura: Well.... the same amount.

Cena: *laughing* As what?

Laura: As... cleaning! And... being a beautiful princess! And Disney movies... drinking tea... and of course....

Cena: *under his breath, so she can't hear* Ashley...

Laura: ASHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cena: Why am I not surprised...

(Suddenly there's a knock at the door.)

Laura: That better not be Mike New! He was mean to me before and now he keeps being mean to my friend Catherine.

Cena: Everyone's mean to Catherine... it's only a $10 fine now... and believe me... she need them.

(Cena puts $10 in a jar on his desk marked "Being mean to Catherine fund" which seems to be overflowing.)

Cena: Come in.

(The door opens, and in walks Tiffany. She smiles at Cena.)

Tiffany: Hi John... just thought I'd stop by... see how things are going.

Cena: Oh just fine thanks Taryn. And you?

Tiffany: Can't complain. I've got a match with the champion tonight... a real chance to make a name for myself.

(Laura's eyes light up, but Cena laughs.)

Cena: Not you... she means Christy. I wish you good luck. Christy is a tought opponent but there's only one way to get better and that's facing tough opponents.

Tiffany: I was wondering if you had any advice.

Cena: Christy's my friend... so I can't exactly help you. But just go out there, do what you do best, and win or lose... try and learn from it.

Laura: I hope you win!

(Tiffany looks down and seemingly notices Laura for the first time. She smiles.)

Tiffany: And who is this little Princess?

(Laura gets wide eyes again, and giggles. She smiles, and looks up at Tiffany.)

Laura: I'm Laura! I was the champion one time too you know.

Cena: It's true.. she was.. she takes after me in that respect.

Tiffany: So was I, Laura. Only for a few minutes... but still.

Laura: It should have been longer...

Cena: And why's that?

Laura: *whispering to her Dad, hoping that Tiffany won't hear* She's so pretty...

(Cena laughs, and hugs his daughter.)

Cena: Well, was there anything else?

Tiffany: No.. no I'll leave you two to it. Thanks for your time.

Cena: You're welcome here any time.

Laura: COME BACK SOON!

(Tiffany looks a little confused, but laughs, and leaves the office.)

Laura: Dad...

Cena: Yes, Princess?

Laura: I know what I want for my birthday now.

Cena: Oh really?

Laura: I want her.

Cena: Don't we all.... *realising who he is talking to* Erm... I mean... what?

Laura: I want her to be in The Beautiful People! Get her for me Daddy.

Cena: You want me.... to buy you... Taryn Terrell... for your birthday?

Laura: That's not a very beautiful name... let's call her.... *she does the weird flickering thing with her eyes, that she used to do during her matches, to draw information from her intersect*... TIFFANY!

Cena: That's a great idea... why didn't I think of that?

Laura: I know, I'm the best! Anyway... get her for me... PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

Cena: Well... you might have to convince her yourself.. but I'll try.

Laura: Thank you!

(She gets a big smile on her face, and hugs her Dad, as we return to the ring.)

("Walk, Idiot Walk" blasts out as Christy Hemme makes her way out to the ring carrying the Women's Championship.)

JR: Well Christy Hemme has a big challenge coming up at Whiplash when she defends her championship against Natasha Jones.

King: But tonight she goes up against Natasha's ally, Tiffany.

Kris: She's a former champion in her own right, but Hemme probably still has one eye on Miss Jones.

("Insatiable" blasts out as Tiffany comes out onto the ramp.)

JR: Tiffany is inexperienced but facing some high profile opponents lately.

King: I bet not a day goes past where Cena doesn't regret his decision to hire AJ over her.

Kris: Well she's certainly more sane than AJ...

(The bell sounds and this one is under way. Tiffany and Christy hook up in the middle of the ring and Hemme then irish whips Tiffany into the ropes. As she comes back Christy takes her down with a clothesline. Christy stomps away on Tiffany and then allows her to get to her feet before taking her down with a Russian Leg Sweep. Christy goes into the cover quickly and scores the 1.... kick out. Christy picks Tiffany back up and fires away with more shots to the head. She kicks her in the gut and then his a suplex on her. Tiffany again gets to her feet and Christy Irish Whips her into the ropes once more. Tiffany holds onto the ropes to prevent herself heading back towards Christy. Christy charges at her to hit a clothesline but Tiffany pulls down the top rope and Christy goes flying to the outside. Christy looks quite hurt and as she stumbles up, Tiffany runs and hits a baseball slide which sends her into the barricade.)

JR: A win over the champion, even if it's by count out, would be a big boost for Tiffany.

King; Is it Tiffany, or Taryn

Kris: Who cares... let's just look at her.

(The referee begins to count Christy out, and she starts to pull herself up with the use of the barricade. Christy gets to her feet on the count of 5 and takes a few moments to assess the situation. She then runs to get into the ring but suddenly something comes out from under the ring, and trips her up. The referee doesn't spot it but the camera catches a quick glance of The Ugly Stick used by the Beautiful People. The referee counts 7.... 8.... Christy is back to her feet and Tiffany realises she's going to make it, so runs for another baseball slide. Christy grabs hold of her feet and pulls her hard to the outside, breaking the count. Christy pulls herself onto the apron and as Tiffany gets up she dives and hits a crossbody to the outside. Both girls are down and the referee continues to count them out.)

JR: The Beautiful People making their presence felt... and almost gift wrapping Tiffany a win.

King: Laura Cena is in the President's office, and she likes Christy... she wouldn't do that...

Kris: Well we know she has friends in small places.

(The referees count has again reached 6 so Tiffany slides into the ring and back out again. Christy has got to her feet but Tiffany grabs her, and hurls her hard into the barricade. Christy hits it and then leans against it and Tiffany charges at her looking to clothesline her over it. Christy grabs her and out of instinct hits a big back body drop which sends Tiffany over the barricade and sees her crash into the crowd area. The referee reaches a count of 3 and Hemme goes to slide into the ring but again the ugly stick appears. This time she's ready for it, and grabs hold of it, pulling it out to reveal Hornswoggle was the one under the ring. She begins yelling at him and Hornswoggle just laughs at her. The referee is up to a count of 6 and Tiffany has somehow pulled herself up and is climbing over the barricade. Christy notices the count is up to 8. Hornswoggle pulls hard on the stick to try and get it back but Hemme just lets go so she can slide into the ring. This causes Hornswoggle to stumble, and he accidentally trips Tiffany with the stick. He looks on horrfied as the referee finishes his count and awards Christy the win by count out.)

JR: In bizarre fasion, the Beautiful People's plan backfires, and Hemme walks away with the win.

King: It was a good showing from Tiffany though. Maybe she is improving.

Kris: I'm sure Natasha would have liked to see more wrestling to soften the champion up though.

(Christy slides out of the ring and heads up the ramp, and Tiffany is banging the floor in frustration, seemingly because she believes she had more to offer in this match. Suddenly Natasha Jones appears at the top of the ramp. She charges at Hemme for a clothesline, but Hemme sidesteps her, and Natasha collides with Tiffany who was following her up the ramp. Christy leaves and Natasha looks confused and helps Tiffany to her feet. Suddenly she kicks her in the gut, and then hits a Get Bent on her former teacher. Natasha begins to measure her for "Your Heart Won't Go On" when suddenly "Angel On My Shoulder" plays and out come the Beautiful People, Kelly Kelly and Madison Rayne. They both attack Natasha from behind and take her down. They begin to stomp away on her. Natasha blocks a shot from Madison and gets to her feet, hitting some shots to Madison but is suddenly blasted by the ugly stick from Kelly, who had gone to retrieve it. Natasha goes down and the BP look to continue their assault when suddenly Kelly Kelly is pulled back by a returning Christy Hemme, who kicks her in the gut, and hits a Twist of Fate. She turns to Madison, who had just helped Tiffany to her feet, but Madison runs away screaming, while Christy just looks at Tiffany. She then turns and heads to the back again, where Josh Matthews is waiting for her.)

Josh: Miss Hemme, you just saved Natasha Jones from a 2 on 1 beat down... a week after she attacked both you and Mickie James and announced herself as number one contender. What's going through your head?

Christy: It's simply Josh. Everyone thinks Natasha Jones is someone to fear. But I don't fear her. I beat Mickie James and Miss Jackie without catching my breath in between. Next to that, Natasha shouldn't be a threat. I'm not sure if I'm considered the underdog going into this one, but if I am, well that's what I'm used to. I know I can beat Natasha and when I do, I don't want any excuses. I don't want her talking about how the BP softened her up. I want a good clean match and I'm not going to let those vultures ruin it. I have all the time in the world for Laura Cena, but Madison and Kelly Kelly are not good role models for her. I just hope that Tiffany sees sense, and doesn't get involved with them.

(Christy walks away as we go to commercial.)

(A scene opens backstage and we see Tiffany, who has just finished getting changed after her match. She is about to leave the locker room when she notices someone standing in front of her. It's Laura Cena, who smiles at her.)

Laura: Hello again.

Tiffany: Oh... hi Laura. How are you?

Laura: Upset that you lost... I'm a big fan.

Tiffany: You are?

Laura: Yep! Since this morning.

Tiffany: Oh... *she laughs* right...

Laura: Anyway.... Miss Terrell...

Tiffany: Call me Tiffany.

(Laura's eyes light up again.)

Laura: What a nice name! Anyway.. Tiffany... I want you to join my stable... The Beautiful People!

Tiffany: Oh... that's your stable? You do know they cost me my match.

Laura: And they saved you from my Mom, remember that.

Tiffany: Well thanks.. but I can look after myself.

Laura: I know... but your sooooooooooo beautiful, you belong with us!

(Tiffany seems to blush a little, and laughs again.)

Tiffany: Well... thanks. But I'm not sure I'm beautiful enough... I mean... your much prettier than I am.

Laura: I'm also much prettier than Madison and Kelly and I let them in. And... *she looks around, to make sure no one is there, and then says quietly* so are you!

Tiffany: I'm flattered.. honestly.. but I'm OK.

Laura: Is that a no?

Tiffany: I'm afriad so.

Laura: I don't accept.

Tiffany: What?

Laura: That answer is not acceptable to me.

Tiffany: Laura I just don't think I need a stable. I like you but... you already have 2 great girls.

Laura: Since we lost Velvet, my stable is about 2000% less beautiful... you can help us. With me and you in it, we'll be the most beautiful stable ever... even better than when we had Velvet.

Tiffany: Sorry...

Laura: Erm.... close your eyes.

Tiffany: Why?

Laura: JUST DO IT!

Tiffany: Erm... OK.

Laura: If you can still say no when you open them... I'll leave you alone.... deal?

Tiffany: *laughs* OK.... deal.

Laura: Ready... go.

(Tiffany opens her eyes, and Laura is holding up Ashley Irvine, who has a big grin on her face, and looks at her. Tiffany is taken aback by how cute this is... not just Ashley, but also the fact Laura had bought her in to convince her. She didn't know what so say.)

Tiffany: Err...

Laura: Will you join? Look at that face and tell her you're not going to give her best friend what she wants...

Tiffany: Errr.... well..... *she sighs* Alright... alright... I'm in.

Laura and Ashley: YEY! WE DID IT!

(Laura puts Ashley down, and the two of them hug. Ashley whispers in Laura's ear something so Tiffany can't hear.)

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Can I stop pretending Eddie's in front of me now?

(Ashley face goes to normal, and Tiffany just shakes her head as we fade out again.)

(“Down with the Sickness” blasts on the PA system as Angelus Archer walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Angelus Archer sent a message to the Rock at Hell on Earth.

King-Can’t say he had much to lose, the championship wasn’t on the line.

Kris Gaffney-Guess a smart general choses his battlefield.

(“” blasts on the PA system as X-Tazte walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-X-Tazte is no stranger to the darkness.

King-No, he was in that stable with the Demon, and Kane.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, it’s possible he could use that here.

[Angelus Archer and X-Tazte pace around the ring, Angelus Archer throws a fist to the face, and X-Tazte runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. He leaps in the air, and he hits a flying forearm shot to the face that knocks down Angelus Archer. X-Tazte waits as Angelus Archer gets up to his feet, and he charges, and X-Tazte knocks him down with a double chop to the chest. Angelus Archer falls down on the mat, and he slowly gets up daze. X-Tazte hits a standing drop kick which puts Angelus Archer in the corner. X-Tazte hits a few forearm shots to the face that makes Angelus Archer stunned. X-Tazte whips Angelus Archer to the other side of the ring, and X-Tazte goes into the corner, and he waits as Archer hits the corner. X-Tazte backs up, and he charges, and he leaps in the air, and he hits a flying splash in the corner, and X-Tazte watches as Angelus Archer falls on the mat. X-Tazte climbs out of the ring, and up to the top rope. He waits for Angelus Archer to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Angelus Archer turns around, and then he leaps in the air, and catches Angelus Archer with a double axe handle. Angelus Archer is down on the mat, X-Tazte hits a few stomps on the downed Angelus Archer. X-Tazte backs away as Angelus Archer gets up to his feet, X-Tazte hits a few fists to the face, and this backs up Angelus Archer. X-Tazte whips Angelus Archer to the ropes, and then Angelus Archer ducks a clothesline by X-Tazte. Angelus Archer bounces on the other side of the ring. He comes off fo the ropes, and then he bounces off of the ropes X-Tazte hits a one man flap jack that sends Angelus Archer down on the mat. X-Tazte waits as Angelus Archer gets up to his feet, he turns around. X-Tazte hits a kick into the gut that doubles over Angelus Archer, and he runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. He hits a bulldog that drives Angelus’ face into the mat. X-Tazte does a pose.]

JR-Um….what is he doing?

King-Guess someone had to do that joke again.

Kris Gaffney-Oh well.

[X-Tazte goes into the cover on Angelus Archer, and the ref counts the 1……….2……..KICK OUT by Angelus Archer. X-Tazte waits for Angelus Archer to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. X-Tazte kicks Angelus Archer in the gut, but before X-Tazte can hit whatever move he was thinking of going for it doesn’t matter. Angelus Archer pushes X-Tazte into the corner, and he bounces off of the turnbuckle. He stumbles out of the corner, and Angelus Archer hits a kick to the face that makes him go down on the mat. Angelus Archer goes into the corner, and he rest up. Angelus Archer takes his time as X-Tazte is up to his feet, he charges at Angelus Archer who gets his boots up. X-Tazte stumbles backwards, and then Angelus Archer comes out of the corner, and X-Tazte recovers, and he charges at Angelus Archer, and Angelus Archer hits a kick into the gut that doubles him over, and then he sets him up, and hits a vertical suplex. This makes X-Tazte set up in pain, and then Angelus Archer comes off of the ropes, he hits a flipping snapmare that takes down X-Tazte. Angelus Archer then rests up as he has taken down X-Tazte for a time. X-Tazte gets up to his feet with the help of the ropes, and X-Tazte gets pushed down with the ropes on the throat of Angelus Archer. The ref warns Angelus, and he counts to 4, and he breaks up the hold before he gets DQed. Angelus Archer holds his hands up, and he runs to the ropes, and he comes off fo the ropes. He leaps in the air, and he comes down on the back of X-Tazte, and this sends the ropes driving into the throat of X-Tazte. Angelus Archer hits a few stomps on the downed X-Tazte.]

JR- X-Tazte better do something, Angelus will not let up.

King-Maybe calling him just another Tazte might work.

Kris Gaffney-It could, or he could use a wrestling move.

King-BORING!

[Angelus Archer picks up X-Tazte, and he goes for the Slain. But X-Tazte lands on his feet, and then he hits a back kick, and he hits a sit down face buster. X-Tazte takes a few moments, and signals for the end of the match, and then he picks up Angelus Archer going for the Tazte Injection. But it’s countered with a low blow on X-Tazte. This makes the ref call for the DQ, Angelus Archer sets up X-Tazte, and he hits the Slain.]

JR-X-Tazte wins via DQ.

King-Angelus just wanted to cause some pain.

Kris Gaffney-Good way to do it.

(Angelus continues the attack, and he finally gets pushed back we go to commercial, and come back.)

(“Sandpaper” blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Troy says he’s not done with Cena yet.

King-..SON!

Kris Gaffney-Someone had to bring that back.

(“Swagga Like Us/the Fire Rises” blasts on the PA system as Mike New walks to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-New on the other hand still has his eyes set on Kevin Bourne.

King-Understandably so, Bourne ended the record reign of Mike New.

Kris Gaffney-This match might not be a big thing towards what these wrestlers want, but it’s a decent step forward.

(“Cult of Personality” blasts on the PA system as CM Punk walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Punk has history with New, and Troy, and probably wants some revenge.

King-His revenge is probably simple….I won a world title, you didn’t.

Kris Gaffney-Guess he wants to give in the present.

(“I came to play” blasts on the PA system as the Miz walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring after he does all his poses.)

JR-The Miz hasn’t been around the EMF recently.

King-You got to wonder if there is any ring rust.

Kris Gaffney-Well, only way he’s going to shake it off is a challenge such as this one.

[CM Punk, Troy Gafgen, Mike New, and the Miz are all in their separate corners. All wrestlers look for who is going to make the first move. CM Punk seemly having the biggest grudge against Troy Gafgen throws a fist to the face of Troy Gafgen that lands, and the Miz and Mike New pair off. Anyways Troy Gafgen gets hit with more fists to the face, but it barely effects him. Seeing this CM Punk thinks he has to do something about it, he runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and then Troy Gafgen lowers his head, but it’s countered with a kick to the face. Troy Gafgen backs up, and CM Punk charges at Troy Gafgen. Troy counters throws CM Punk over the top rope, and then he lands on his feet. Troy Gafgen backs away from the ropes. CM Punk measures up, and he sling shots himself up to the top rope, and he goes for a more off of the top rope. What it is we will never know, because Troy Gafgen hits an upper cut that knocks CM Punk out of the air. CM Punk is in pain, and Troy Gafgen hits a few stomps on the downed CM Punk. CM Punk gets up to his feet, and Troy Gafgen hits a few fists to the face that makes CM Punk back up to the ropes, and then he then tries to whip CM Punk off of the ropes. CM Punk bounces off of the ropes, and Troy Gafgen lowers his head. CM Punk counters with a boot to the face that makes Troy Gafgen stumble backwards, and then CM Punk charges at Troy Gafgen, and Troy counters this with a kick to the face. Troy stumbles backwards, but he gets planted with a spine buster on the mat. Troy seeing that he might have a chance goes into the cover, and the ref counts 1……..2….KICK OUT by CM Punk. On the outside of the ring Miz, and Mike New are battling it out. Right now New has the advantage, and has just smashed Miz into the steel steps. He had walked off, and got a steel chair, he charges at the Miz with the chair. The Miz counters with a drop toe hold that sends him flying into the steps. This also makes him drop the chair, the Miz looks down at the chair, and realizes that he could use it to possible change the course of this match. He grabs the chair, and then he waits for Mike New to turn around, and the Miz hits a jab to the gut, and this doubles over Mike New, and measures him up, and the Miz hits a chair shot to the back which takes down Mike New. The Miz throws the chair away, and then he takes a few moments to rest up as Mike New isn’t getting up anytime soon. But seemly he under estimated Mike New who is getting up to his feet quicker than he expected, and the Miz decides to cause more separation as he rolls into the ring. Mike New rolls into the ring, he gets up to his feet. Mike New goes for a fist to the face of the Miz. The Miz ducks it, and sets up, and he hits a back breaker into a reverse neck breaker on Mike New.]

JR-The Miz has the IC champion in trouble.

King-I think a lot of the competitors wrote off the Miz, but they need to remember that he’s dangerous.

Kris Gaffney- Can’t really blame them though…everyone has wrote off the Miz at one point or another.

[The Miz goes into the cover on Mike New, and the ref counts the 1………..2………Mike New powers out of the pin. The Miz looks down at Mike New thinking of what he can do next, and he goes to the outside of the ring by rolling under the ropes, and he climbs up to the top rope. Mike New turns around, and the Miz leaps off of the top rope, but Mike New is able to catch him in his arms, and Mike New holds the Miz for a few moments, and then he drops him for a falling slam in the corner. Mike New takes a few moments to measure up as he gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he runs at the corner, and he leaps on the second rope, and he comes down on the Miz with an elbow from the second turnbuckle. The Miz is in pain, and Mike New wants to take sometime to rest up. The Miz is slow to get up to his feet, and he stumbles right into Mike New is slower to get up to his feet, because he’s taken a few big moves by the Miz. But the Miz is taken down with a double leg take down, and then he measures up the Miz, and then he hits a catapault that sends the Miz flying into the corner, and he hits his face on the top turnbuckle. The Miz is almost out on his feet, but luckily or not, he fell on the ropes with his arms keeping him up. Mike New charges at the Miz, and he hits a body avalaunche this makes The Miz stumble backwards towards him, and then Mike New sets up the Miz, and then he puts him on the top rope, Mike New hits a few clubbing blows to the back of the head, and he climbs up to the top rope, sets him up, and he hits a super belly to back super plex. He goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……..2..CM Punk who got away from Troy Gafgen comes into the ring and breaks up the cover. Mike New gets up to his feet, not looks very happy that his pin was interrupted. He charges at CM Punk, and he goes for a House of Pain, but CM Punk is able to duck under, and he waits as Mike New turns around, and he hits a kick to the side of the head which takes down Mike New. CM Punk looks around, and he see’s that Troy Gafgen is charging at him. CM Punk takes down Troy Gafgen with a drop toe hold that sends Troy Gafgen right into almost a splash on Mike New, Mike New rolls away in pain. Troy Gafgen rolls away in the ring into the corner, and CM Punk measures up on Mike New, CM Punk charges, and he hits a high knee into the face of Troy Gafgen. CM Punk turns around, and he hooks Troy Gafgen, and he hits a running bulldog out of the corner. CM Punk knowing that he has to take advantage of this quick quickly goes into the cover on Troy Gafgen, and the ref counts the 1……………..2……………..KICK OUT by Troy Gafgen.]

JR-Almost three by CM Punk.

King-That would be sweet revenge.

Kris Gaffney-In a way, but doesn’t give back his title.

King-It could at some point though.

[CM Punk pulls up Troy Gafgen, and he goes for the GTS, but Troy Gafgen blocks it, and hits a clothesline. Troy Gafgen falls down to his knee, and Mike New is in the ring motions for Troy Gafgen to get up to his feet, and turn around. Once he finally does that he turns around, and he goes for a the House of Pain. But Troy ducks it, and Mike New hits the House of Pain on CM Punk instead. Mike New turns around, and Troy Gafgen hits the Crack of Dawn! Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on Mike New, and the ref counts the 1…………….2……………….someone breaks it up. But it’s not anyone in the match, it’s John Cena. Cena does the “you can’t see me” taunt to Troy. Troy gets up, he throws a fist, Cena hits a low blow. He picks up Troy Gafgen, and he hits the F-U on Troy. Troy rolls out of the ring, and Cena leaves as well having sent his message. Everyone in the match is down, after a time Troy Gafgen gets up. But then he heads away from the ring in search of John Cena. In the ring Mike New is stumbling up. The Miz waits as he goes for the Skull Crushing Finale. But Mike New counters with a snapmare! The Miz gets up to his feet, and he gets up right into a House of Pain by Mike New. The Miz is down, and Mike New goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………..2…………3!]

JR-Mike New wins this match, but the story is Cena interference.

King-Guess he’s ready for his challenge.

(Mike New celebrates as Sarturday Shockwave goes off the air.)