EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Shockwave video. We go into the darken arena as this ends, and pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. The lights turn on as they end, which revelas fans wave their signs, and screaming. Some signs say “Rad = Ninja”, “Madison Rayne killed my ears”, and “Degenerate…he’s still alive?”)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, and we are heading towards Hell on Earth, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. As always, I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-And we have a great show, headlined to find out who the #1 contender to the IC title is.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, also the Rock will gear up for his world title match coming up in a few weeks against CM Punk.

JR-Well, without further delay, let’s get this night started.

(“Walk” blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The former TV champion wasn’t able to win the world title shot last week, but from what I hear he can take another step towards championship gold with this match.

King-Guess you really always are one match away.

(“Monster” blasts on the PA system as Abyss walks to the ring doing his normal entrance, and he enters the ring.)

JR-Abyss is dangerous, if anything that is one thing you need to know about him.

King-Yeah, and seeing how he has no beer, and no sex…that makes him go something…something…

Kris Gaffney-Go crazy?

King-Don’t mind if I do..AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[Rad Hazard and Abyss lock up, and Abyss pushes down Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard gets up to his feet, Abyss charges at Rad Hazard, Abyss goes for a clothesline that ducks under, and Abyss turns around. Rad Hazard comes off of the ropes and hits a flying forarm that sends Abyss stumbling backwards, and this sends Abyss out of the ring, he falls to his knee’s and seemly is stunned, Rad Hazard takes a few moments to take in the reaction from the crowd which also allows Abyss to also get up to his feet. Rad Hazard goes over to the ropes, and sling shots himself over the top rope, and goes for a cross body block. But it’s caught by Abyss who transfers Rad Hazard on his shoulders, and aims him towards the ring post, but Rad Hazard is able to slide in the back of Abyss, and pushes him into the ring post. Abyss crashes into the ring post, and Abyss stumbles forward, and Rad Hazard grabs Abyss by the hair, and throws him into the steel steps shoulder first. Rad Hazard throws Abyss into the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he waits for Abyss to get up to his feet, and once he does. Rad Hazard leaps off of the top rope, and this time he is able to catch Abyss off guard with the cross body block, and goes into the cover on Abyss for the 1…………………2………..KICK OUT by Abyss. Which sends Rad Hazard across the ring, and Rad Hazard now looks impress at the strength of Abyss, and he gets up in the corner, but Abyss is already ready to go after him as he charges at Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard counters with a drop toe hold that sends Abyss into the top turnbuckle. He stumbles backwards, and Rad Hazard sets up Abyss, and hits a reverse DDT on Abyss.]

JR-Rad Hazard has been able to neutralize Abyss height advantage.

King-At least so far.

[Rad Hazard pulls up Abyss, but Abyss is able to hit a knee lift to the gut, and this makes Rad Hazard stumbles backwards, and he charges at Abyss, but Abyss is able to counter with a front spike spine buster. This makes Abyss stumbles backwards, and falls on to the ropes, and he rests up. Abyss takes his time, Rad Hazard is able to get up to his feet, and once he does, Rad Hazard throws a fist to the face, and Abyss blocks it. Abyss is able to hit a headbutt that knocks down Abyss. Abyss waits as Rad Hazard gets up to his feet, and Abyss hits a few forearm shots to the face, and tries to whip Rad Hazard to the ropes, but it’s reversed. Abyss bounces off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Abyss leaps in the air, and hits a flying shoulder block that knocks down Abyss, this takes down Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard goes down to the mat, and he rolls into the corner, and he gets up with the help of the ropes, and he slowly gets up to his feet. Abyss measures up as Rad Hazard has finally gotten fully to his feet. He charges at the corner, and hits a body avalaunche that smashes Rad Hazard into the corner, and he stumbles out of the corner, and Abyss picks up Rad Hazard on to his shoulders, and drops him for the shock treatment. Abyss gets up to his feet, and holds up his hand as Rad Hazard slowly gets up to his feet. Once he does, he turns towards Abyss. Abyss grabs Rad Hazard around the throat, lifts him up, and hits a choke slam. Abyss goes into the cover on Rad Hazard, and the ref counts the 1……………..2……………..kick out by Rad Hazard. Abyss looks at the ref, and decides that now is the time to try to finish up this match.]

JR-Abyss might be ready to finish up this match.

King-Rad’s in trouble here.

[Abyss picks up Rad Hazard, but Rad Hazard is able to rake the eyes of Abyss. Rad Hazard stumbles back to the ropes, and Abyss is blinded as Rad is in the corner. Abyss charges blindly at Rad Hazard, but Rad Hazard counters with a drop toe hold, right into a school boy on Abyss, which Abyss is stunned just enough for the ref to be able to count the 1……………2…………..3]

JR-Rad Hazard won this match!

King-I guess he came up with a good plan B.

Kris Gaffney-You’d think you’d want to have your best plan first…oh well…

(“Killer Queen” blasts on the PA system as Madison Rayne brings Katie Lea out of the back.)

JR-Seemly bossing her around isn’t going to be enough this time.

King-Guess when you’re a prom Queen…you can’t accept anything but perfection.

Kris Gaffney-Then why doesn’t she get a new voice?

[Katie Lea and Madison Rayne lock up, and they push backwards. Neither giving up much ground, and finally Madison Rayne hits a knee lift that doubles over Katie Lea. Madison Rayne hits a elbow to the back of the head which takes down Katie Lea, and Madison Rayne hits a few stomps on the downed Katie Lea. Katie Lea rolls into the corner, and Madison Rayne closes the gap, and hits a few forearm shots to the face of Katie Lea, and she whips Katie Lea to the ropes, and Madison Rayne follows Katie Lea into the corner, and hits a back elbow into the corner to Katie Lea. Katie Lea stumbles out of the corner, and as she comes out of the corner. Madison Rayne hits a jaw breaker which once again makes Katie Lea fall back to the corner. Madison Rayne gets up, and charges at Katie Lea who is in the corner, she jumps up on the turnbuckle as she gets up. Madison Rayne hits a monkey flip on Katie Lea, which sends Katie Lea flying, and crashing down on the mat. Katie Lea is slow to get up to her feet, and Katie Lea hits a running clothesline that knocks down Katie Lea down to the mat. Katie Lea gets up to her feet, but this time she is much more stunned. Madison Rayne picks up Katie Lea, and hits a body slam on Madison Rayne. Katie Lea is down on the mat, and Madison Rayne starts to choke Katie Lea, and the ref counts to four. The ref makes Madison Rayne backs away from Katie Lea. Katie Lea gets poulled up by Madison Rayne, and Katie Lea gets puts into a vertical suplex. She hits a snap suplex which is near the corner, Madison Rayne goes to the outside of the ring. She climbs up to the top rope, and once she gets up to the top rope. Madison Rayne leaps off, and hits a diving elbow that connects with Katie Lea that connects. Madison Rayne goes into the cover on Katie Lea. The ref counts the 1………………..2……………….KICK OUT by Katie Lea. Madison Rayne gets up to her feet, and looks at ref looking like she’s about to go insane with yelling as the ref is still saying 2.]

JR-I think Madison Rayne is about to explode here.

King-Great to see Madison…hearing her is a different game all together.

Kris Gaffney-She won’t be winning any singing contest.

King-Maybe if she faced Jillian Hall…

[Madison yells out as she is going insane like usual, and she is still screaming as she turns around. Madison Rayne gets hit with a kick to the side of the head that takes down Madison Rayne. Katie Lea falls back to the ropes, and hooks the ropes to keep herself up on the ropes to make sure that she doesn’t fall back down to the mat. Madison Rayne gets up to her feet, and she charges at Katie Lea, but Katie Lea is able to counter with a drop toe hold that sends Madison Rayne into the ring ropes throat first, but she doesn’t fall to the mat, and she stumbles towards Katie Lea backwards, and she hits a belly to back suplex that connects on Madison Rayne. Madison Rayne picks up Katie Lea, and she whips to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes. Madison Rayne bounces off of the ropes, and Katie Lea goes for a running clothesline that Madison Rayne ducks under, she bounces off of the ropes on the other side. She bounces off of the ropes, and then Katie Lea sets up, and hits a spine buster that plants Madison Rayne. Katie Lea runs to the ropes, and she comes off of the ropes, and leaps in the air, and hits a leg drop that connects on Madison Rayne. Katie Lea goes into the cover on Madison Rayne who is down on the mat. The ref counts the 1…………….2…………..kick out by Madison Rayne. Katie Lea gets up, and pulls up Madison Rayne up with her, and hits a reverse neck breaker.]

King-You’d think Katie Lea didn’t need that neck breaker.

Kris Gaffney-Guess she wants to make sure that she inflicts as much pain as possible…when’s the next time she’s going to face a BP member.

[Katie Lea goes to the outside, and she climbs up to the top rope, and she waits for Madison Rayne. She leaps off of the top rope, and she hits a flying cross body block that connects, but Madison Rayne reverses the pin, and holds Katie Lea down (grabbing the tights where the ref can’t see) as the ref counts the 1……………2……….3.]

JR-Madison Rayne won this match.

King-Oh this is going to haunt Katie Lea for a while…

(“People Like Me” blasts on the PA system as CM Punk walks to the ring with Ashley following behind him, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-CM Punk is a former world champion, and he was one of the first to beat Dan Godwin for the world championship.

King-It’s good to see Ashley, her “twin” was worried.

*The camera shows Ashley Irvine sitting on the announcers desk with a huge smile on her face*

Kris Gaffney-I’d like to know how this kid keeps getting on our announcers desk..

(“If You Smell..” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring, and does his usual turnbuckle entrance.)

JR-The Rock is on his way to Hell on Earth to face Dan Godwin, but will he be ready to face the world champion?

King-Well…many said he should have won the last time.

Kris Gaffney-Guess he’s trying to learn from his mistakes here.

[The Rock, and CM Punk face off in the middle of the ring, they talk trash, and the Rock throws the first fist, and CM Punk answers with another. Both of them throw fists back, and forth. It looks finally that the Rock is getting the upper hand, but CM Punk is able to counter with a knee lift, and whips the Rock off of the ropes, and CM Punk lowers his head, and The Rock grabs CM Punk by the hair, and drives him down to the mat. CM Punk goes down to the mat, and slowly gets up holding his face, and the Rock hits a few fists to the face of CM Punk which backs him into the corner, and on the last one, he spits on his fist, and hits the final extra hard punch that almost takes CM Punk out of his boots. The Rock backs up as CM Punk stumbles out of the corner, and the Rock whips CM Punk hard into the corner, and Punk crashes hard into the corner, and comes out of the corner with more momentum, and The Rock hits a samoan drop, the Rock gets up to his feet, and seemly wanting to send a message he waits for CM Punk as if he is going to go for the Rock Bottom already, CM Punk stumbles up to his feet, and The Rock goes for the Rock Bottom, but it’s countered by CM Punk who hits a few elbows into the side of the head of the Rock. The Rock stumbles backwards, and CM Punk goes for a round house kick that would make Chuck Norris be mildly….amused, the Rock ducks under it, and kicks CM Punk in the gut, and tries to whip CM Punk to the ropes, but it’s reversed. The Rock bounces off of the ropes, and leaps in the air, and the Rock hits a flying clothesline that takes down CM Punk slowly dazed CM Punk gets up to his feet. The Rock kicks him in the gut, and hits a DDT on CM Punk, the Rock goes into the cover on CM Punk, and the ref counts the 1………….2………….kick out by CM Punk. The Rock looks at the ref, but doesn’t argue with the ref, The Rock picks up CM Punk. CM Punk knowing that he is in trouble rakes the eyes of the Rock which makes the Rock stumble backwards blinded, and in pain. This allows CM Punk take a few moments to rest up, and he charges at the Rock trying to gain the advantage in the match, but The Rock is able to counter it with the spine on the pine!]

JR-The Rock did that out of pure instinct.

King-Well…not having eye sight it had to be.

Kris Gaffney-What…could have been sense of smell…COULDN’T IT BEEN?

[The Rock sets up as he throws his elbow pad into the crowd, and goes for the People’s elbow, he bounces off of the ropes, CM Punk grabs the Rock’s leg, and this trips up the Rock. The Rock gets up angry, and he picks up CM Punk, and CM Punk hits a kick to the side of the head. This sends the Rock down, and CM Punk backs up, and goes into the corner, to rest up a little bit, and with this time CM Punk rests up. CM Punk watches as the Rock is up, and charges at CM Punk. But CM Puck counters with a back elbow which stumbles the Rock backwards all the way to the ropes, CM Punk charges at the Rock, but the Rock counters by landing on his feet on the apron. The Rock turns around, and gets a shoulder into the gut. The Rock stumbles backwards, and CM Punk uses this time to measure up, and rest, CM Punk leaps on the top rope with a spring board. He leaps off of the rope, and hits a diving flying clothesline off of the top rope which makes the Rock go down to the mat. CM Punk hits a few stomps on the downed Rock. CM Punk shakes his head as he backs away as the ref asks him to trying to get his wits about him. The Rock is trying to get some rest in the corner, but CM Punk decides that he is not going to allow it as he closes the gap, and hits a few kicks into the gut, and tries to whip the Rock into the corner, and he does as he crashes into the corner. CM Punk charges into the corner, and hits a high knee into the face of the Rock. CM Punk sets up the Rock, and hits a running bulldog out of the corner that connects on the Rock.]

JR-CM Punk is showing that he still as good as he ever was.

King-Maybe he didn’t hit the bottle after all.

Kris Gaffney-…you mean he didn’t lie about being Straight Edge?

[CM Punk waits as the Rock slowly gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Rock gets picked up by CM Punk, but before he can hit GTS. The Rock slides out of the back, CM Punk goes for a round house kick, the Rock ducks it, and sets up, and hits the Rock Bottom on CM Punk! The Rock goes into the cover on CM Punk, and the ref counts the 1…………….2………….3!]

JR-The Rock struck out of no where, and won this match.

King-Guess that might be helpful against Dan Godwin

(“Ain’t No Make Believe” blasts on the PA system as John Morrison walks to the ring along with Joey Mercury, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-John Morrison came very close to being the #1 contender.

King-But he barely missed it.

Kris Gaffney-I blame Mercury..not sure why, but I do!

(“Degenerate’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Degenerate walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Degenerate is a man with quite the history.

King-Yeah….if you go back to 2001, we’d thought we’d never see him again.

(“Slither” blasts on the PA system as Firestorm walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Now Firestorm is on the offensive, and now is hunting Tazte.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure he’d rather be the hunted, but it’s all the same in the end if he gets the job done.

[John Morrison and Firestorm lock up, they both try to push each other backwards. But both wrestlers are not moving backwards as both don’t want to give away any ground. Degenerate who stood back, and watched this only finds this as a perfect chance to attack Degenerate from behind, and hits a few clubbing blows to the back which makes him turn away from Firestorm, and Degenerate hits a kick to the gut, and he runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, but John Morrison counters with a leg lariat that conncets on Degenerate. Degenerate gets up to his feet, and John Morrison hits a running clothesline that knocks down Degenerate. Degenerate reaches up, and pokes John Morrison in the eyes, and John Morrison stumbles backwards. Seeing that this is the time to try to attack Morrison from their pushing match before. Firestorm charges at John Morrison, but John Morrison counters with a blind back body drop, Firestorm lands on the apron, and hits a hang man. Degenerate hits a super kick that knocks Firestorm off of the apron. John Morrison throws a wild fist at Degenerate, and Degenerate ducks under, and hits a german suplex with a bridge for a 1……………2……………kick out by John Morrison, Degenerate picks up John Morrison, and hits a quick body slam on John Morrison. John Morrison is set up near the corner. Degenerate goes out of the ring on the apron, and climbs up to the top rope. He waits for John Morrison to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Degenerate leaps off of the top rope, and John Morrison counters with a drop sault that connects on Degenerate that takes down Degenerate. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, Degenerate and John Morrison get up to their feet, and Degenate throws a fist, but it’s ducked under, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. John Morrison hits a running clothesline that knocks down Degenerate that knocks him down on mat. Degenerate gets up to his feet, John Morrison whips Degenerate off of the ropes. John Morrison hits a one man flap jack that sends Degenerate down on the mat. Firestorm gets up on the apron, and John Morrison knows that he needs to keep him out of the picture, and hits a baseball slide that takes out the base of John Morrison that sends face first into the apron, and he falls on to the arena floor. Degenerate is in the seated position, and John Morrison backs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and he hits the running knee to the head which takes down Degenerate.]

JR-This could be it.

King-I wonder if Degenerate thinks that his interference was still worth it.

Kris Gaffney-Considering he hasn’t been in the ring for years…much less a main event…I’d say so.

[John Morrison goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………………..2………..Firestorm has come into the ring, and hits a drop kick to the side of the head which breaks up the cover. This makes John Morrison roll away, and he gets up to his feet, and Firestorm kicks John Morrison in the gut, and grabs him by the hair, and charges into the corner, and throws him into the ring post, and John Morrison falls out of the ring. Firestorm turns around, Degenerate goes for a reverse jaw breaker, but Firestorm is able to block it, and charges into the corner, and throws Degenerate into the corner, and hits a few knee lifts into the gut that stun Degenerate. Firestorm whips Degenerate into the opposite side of the ring, and he crashes into the corner, and he stumbles out of the corner. Firestorm sets up Degenerate, and hits a belly to bell suplex on Degenerate. Firestorm pulls up Degenerate, and hits a European upper cut that knocks down Degenerate, Firestorm signals for the Firestarter. But before he can go, and hit it. John Morrison has gotten up to the apron. Firestorm hits a fist to the face of John Morrison which knocks him down, but just on the apron, not down to the arena floor. Degenerate is up, and Firestorm turns around, and tries to hit the Firestarter. But before he can drop him, Degenerate pushes him off, and just before Firestorm goes into John Morrison. Firestorm uses the ropes to stop himself, Firestorm ducsk out of the way, and Degenerate hits a running forearm on Morrison which does knock him off the apron. Firestorm school boy’s Degenerate for the 1…………………2……………….kick out by Degenerate.]

JR-Almost three there.

Kris Gaffney-It’s always almost three.

King-Guess it builds suspense.

[John Morrison on the outside sets up a table on the outside of the ring, and inside of the ring Degenerate and Firestorm get up to their feet, and both go for a super kick that lands. Firestorm falls out of the ring, on the apron. John Morrison gets up on the apron. Seeing this chance he pulls up Firestorm up to his feet, but Firestorm sets up John Morrison out of no where. Firestorm hits a Russian leg sweep that sends him both him and Morrison through the table! After sometime, Degenerate rolls out of the ring, and see’s both the downed Morrison and Firestorm. Degenerate rolls Morrison into the ring, and pulls him up, but John Morrison hits a kick to the side of the head. Morrison yells for Mercury, and Mercury throws Morrison a chair. Morrison gets ready as he gets up, he see’s Firestorm has gotten up to the apron, and he jabs the chair into the gut which knocks down Firestorm. Firestorm goes down, Morrison holds the chair up to the crowd, celebrating. Morrison turns around, and Morrison gets the chair kicked into his face. Morrison falls back to the ropes, and Degenerate hits his finisher. Degenerate goes into the cover on Morrison, and the ref counts the 1………….2………3!]

JR-Degenerate did it!

Kris Gaffney-Guess Morrison rather not have that chair now.

King-Guess not.

(Degenerate rolls out of the ring as we fade away Degenerate backing away from the carnage at ring side as Shockwave goes off the air.)