EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video.)

(The darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts on the darken arena as they end, and then the lights turn on. Fans wave their signs, and scream. Some signs say “To hell what Troy thinks, what about Michelle McCool?”, “Does that make sense”, and “Slayer of life”.)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross along Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-And were coming off a very exciting Return of an Era, we will see Troy Gafgen and Degenerate go one on one in a steel cage.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, Troy was able to defend his title against Degenerate, but now it’s the

(“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system as Daniel Bryan walks to the ring along with Angelina Love. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Daniel Bryan was able to get an impressive win at the Pay Per View.

King-For him, that’s any match.

Kris Gaffney-Although he did beat two former champions.

(“Bad Company” blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Dewey Pond on the other hand didn’t have the best of Return of an Era’s.

King-Well, he still has tonight to try to get things on track.

[Dewey Pond and Daniel Bryan pace around the ring, and then they lock up. Dewey Pond tries to push Daniel Bryan backwards. But Daniel Bryan is able to counter this with an arm drag, and Dewey Pond goes flying. He gets up to his feet, and then once he gets up to his feet. Dewey Pond throws a fist to the face, but it’s blocked by Daniel Bryan, and Daniel Bryan hits a knee lift into the gut that doubles him over, and Daniel Bryan puts him into a side head lock, and he takes him over, and Daniel Bryan puts the pressure on him. Dewey Pond looks for a way out of the hold, and he stands up Dewey Pond hits a few elbows into the gut that stuns him, Dewey Pond gets on the side of Daniel Bryan, and then he goes for a belly to back suplex. But Daniel Bryan is able to slide out of the back rolling, and landing on his feet. Daniel Bryan hits a kick to the back of the leg. This takes down Dewey Pond, and then he runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. He hits a low drop kick to the face of Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond is down on the mat, and then Daniel Bryan hits a few stomps on the downed Dewey Pond. The ref makes Daniel Bryan back up, Dewey Pond gets up to his feet, and tries to use the momentary back away to his advantage, and he charges at Daniel Bryan, and goes for a face crusher. But Dewey Pond is pushed off, and he bounces off of the ropes, and then Daniel Bryan hits a one man face crusher. Daniel Bryan waits as Dewey Pond is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Daniel Bryan whips Dewey Pond to the other side of the ring. He stumbles out of the corner, and then Dewey Pond hits a release northern lights suplex that sends Dewey Pond flying. Daniel Bryan backs up as Dewey Pond is slow to get up to his feet. Daniel Bryan measures up, and he runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and he hits a one handed face crusher that sends him into the mat. Daniel Bryan climbs out of the ring, and he goes up to the top rope. He measures up, and he leaps off of the top rope, and he hits a flying head butt that connects on Dewey Pond off of the top rope.]

JR-Daniel Bryan connects there.

Kris Gaffney-Don’t even say it King.

King-*holds a goat* damn it..

[Daniel Bryan goes into the cover the ref counts the 1…………..2…………KICK OUT by Dewey Pond. Daniel Bryan tries to put on the No Lock, But Dewey Pond tries to fight out of it. He gets up to his feet as Dewey Pond spins around in a circle, and then he uses the momentum to throw him off, and this sends him flying into the ring post. He crashes into the ring post. Dewey Pond falls down to his knee’s, and then he rests up as he pulls himself out of the corner, and then Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet. Dewey Pond hits a few shoulder blocks into the gut, and then he gets up to his feet, and Dewey Pond hits a few knife edge chops to the chest. This echo’s through out the arena. Dewey Pond is hurt, but he continues his attack as he whips Daniel Bryan to the other side of the ring. He crashes into the corner, and Dewey Pond runs, and he leaps up on Daniel Bryan, and he hits a monkey flip that sends him flying. And crashing down on the mat. Dewey Pond takes a few moments to rest up on the mat. Daniel Bryan is getting up to his feet, as he does Dewey Pond is able to take him down with a double leg take down, and then he measures him up, and then he hits a catapault that sends him flying into the top turnbuckle that sends Daniel Bryan crashing into the top turnbuckle. Daniel Bryan comes towards him. Dewey Pond hits a kick into the gut, and then he hits a DDT on Daniel Bryan. Dewey Pond goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. He measures up on the downed Daniel Bryan, and he leaps off, and he hits a Pond Water Splash! Dewey Pond goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan, and the ref counts the 1…………….2……………KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan!]

JR-Almost three.

King-Has Dewey ever won with that move ever?

Kris Gaffney-Probably, just not often enough to remember.

[Dewey Pond picks up Daniel Bryan, and he hits a few fists to the face, and he whips him to the ropes. Daniel Bryan bounces off of the ropes, Dewey Pond goes for the Dew Drop, But Daniel Bryan blocks it, and locks in the No Lock! Dewey Pond fights it, fights it…Dewey taps, and Daniel Bryan wins.] JR-What a counter by Daniel Bryan.

King-Guess he’s on to a bit of a win streak.

(“Veil of Fire” blasts on the PA system as Kane walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Kane has quite the history with his opponent.

King-He an enemy, and then a follower.

Kris Gaffney-He might be back to an enemy again.

(“” blasts on the PA system as X-Tazte walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-X-Tazte has always been a strange man.

King-Well, since he broke away from Kane, you’d think he would be happy, but he really hasn’t said much.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe the shock was more than he could bear?

[Kane and X-Tazte pace around the ring, and they lock up, Kane hits a knee to the gut of X-Tazte. This makes X-Tazte double over, and then Kane runs to the ropes, and then he comes off of the ropes, and Kane goes for a running big boot to the face. Kane ducks under, and then Kane turns around. X-Tazte hits a standing drop kick that knocks back Kane. Kane stumbles backwards, and then he is able to recover fairly quickly, and he charges at X-Tazte, but it’s countered by X-Tazte who hits a drop toe hold that sends Kane to his face. X-Tazte runs to the ropes, and then he hits a drop kick to the side of the face. Kane rolls away. X-Tazte hits a kick in the ribs, and then he waits as Kane gets up in the corner. X-Tazte hits a few kicks into the gut, and then he tries to whip Kane into the opposite corner, and then it’s reversed. X-Tazte crashes into the corner turnbuckle. Kane charges at X-Tazte, but it’s countered with a boot to the face by X-Tazte to Kane. Kane stumbles backwards in pain, and X-Tazte pulls himself up to the second rope, and seemly is waiting for Kane to stumble towards him for a tornado DDT. But X-Tazte before he hooks the DDT Kane grabs X-Tazte around the throat, and looks to be getting ready for a choke slam off of the turnbuckle. But X-Tazte is able to hit a few fists to the face, and this makes X-Tazte fire with a few fists to the face. Then X-Tazte is able to rake the eyes of Kane, and this makes Kane stumble backwards blinded. X-Tazte is able to pull himself up to the top rope knowing that he can’t go for the move that he wanted, and then he steady’s himself, measures up, and he hits a missile drop kick that knocks down Kane. X-Tazte gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he see’s Kane sit up, X-Tazte hits a kick to the face that knocks down Kane. X-Tazte grabs Kane, and he picks him up, and he hits a body slam. X-Tazte goes to the outside of the ring, and goes up to the top rope, and he measures up, and he leaps off of the top rope, and he hits a flying cross body block.X-Tazte hooks Kane for a pin, the ref counts the 1……………….2……………KICK OUT by Kane.]

JR-Almost three by X-Tazte.

King-X-Tazte has so far been able to keep him off balance.

Kris Gaffney-Kane needs to think of how to get things under control.

King-This was easier a few months ago.

[X-Tazte gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he calls for the Tazte injection. Kane gets up to his feet, and X-Tazte hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over, but Kane pushes him off. X-Tazte bounces off of the ropes, and as he comes off of the ropes, Kane hits a upper cut that knocks down X-Tazte. Kane is able to rest a little bit, and then once he gets up to his feet, Kane is in the corner, and then X-Tazte charges at him, and he leaps in the air, and he goes for a flying splash, but Kane moves out of the way. X-Tazte hits his head on to the top turnbuckle. He stumble backwards and then Kane hits a belly to back suplex that connects on X-Tazte. Kane is able to use this time to rest up, and then he gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Kane hits a few fists to the face, this makes him back up, and then he whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and then once he bounces off of the ropes. Kane lowers his head, and then X-Tazte hits a back body drop that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. X-Tazte stumbles up to his feet, and Kane hits an upper cut that sends him flying into the corner. Kane hits a few body shots to the body, and then finished it off with a punch to the face. This makes him stunned. Kane goes back into the corner, and hits a hard fist to the face, and then he whips him to the other side of the ring. Kane follows him in with a clothesline that connects on X-Tazte. Kane backs out of the corner, and X-Tazte and then he picks up X-Tazte, and then he hits a side walk slam. He goes into the cover on X-Tazte, the ref counts the 1……………….2………..KICK OUT by X-Tazte.]

JR-Kane probably is remembering why he had this guy in his stable.

King-Probably because it was even more frustrating facing him.

Kris Gaffney-Sure he didn’t need the reminder.

[Kane gets up to his feet, and pulls up X-Tazte, and he lifts up X-Tazte, and he goes for the Tombstone, but he is able to slide out of the back, Kane turns around, and then he hits the Tazte Injection! X-Tazte goes into the cover on Kane, and the ref ocunts the 1………….2……….3!]

JR-X-Tazte wins!

King-That must be JUST ANOTHER frustration to Kane.

As Shockwave returns from commercial, the ring is set up with a podium in the middle, which is covered over. The crowd await anxiously to see who is going to come out. After a few moments, "Bad, Bad Man" hits the PA System, and John Cena comes out with the World Heavyweight Championship around his waist, and one Tag Team Championship over each arm. The boos are deafening as Cena makes his way down to the ring, and takes a microphone.)

Cena: Now I know that following Return of an Era... all the talk is about one man. Angelus Archer is back in the EMF, and I for one say..... Welcome Back, you son of a Bitch! I'm not here to talk about Angelus and Paul Heyman and all the stuff I'm sure you want to talk about... but I would remind you all that Angelus is a man I held the Tag Team Titles with for 1 year. That was about the only time I had a partner capable of pulling his weight... which is not something I have right now. Now I'm not going to comment on speculation as to whether or not I was involved in the resigning of Angelus.. all I will say is... I told you Mike. I told you to be careful what you wish for. Not only do you not have the World Championship... but you now have a man on your case who, if anything, you should be even more worried about... becuase while I have proven time and time again that you can not, and will not ever beat me... the one thing you know about John Cena is that he leaves his business in that ring. I come out, I kick ass, and I go home to my Children. Angelus is a whole different animal. I'm yet to speak to Mr Archer and I don't know his intentions.... but all I will say... is you Mike should now go from worrying about your career.... to worrying for your life.

Now on to business at hand... and while Angelus returning certainly was the moment we're all talking about... it wasn't the most impressive thing to occur last Sunday. And no... I'm not talking about my win over Mike New. We all knew that was in the bag. No I'm talking about the woman who not only got retribution for months of being messed around by Mickie James, and denied the title she rightfully should have had the whole time, but who also beat the 9 time Women's Champion Miss Jackie, back to back, without even getting a break in between. Ladies and Gentleman I give you one of my best friends in this industry, who just so happens to be the new, Undisputed Women's Champion... Miss Christy Hemme!

("Walk, Idiot, Walk" by the Hives plays as Christy Hemme appears on the ramp, holding her 2 women's championships. She skips down the ramp, looking happier than we've ever seen, albeit still selling the effects of her back to back matches at Return of an Era. She slides into the ring and throws her arms around Cena. He can do nothing but return the hug, as Hemme still seems like the result of the PPV hasn't sunk in yet. Eventually she pulls away from Cena, still beaming at him, and raises her 2 championships to cheers from the crowd.)

Cena: Just when you thought the pair of us couldn't carry any more gold, huh? Christy how are you feeling?

Hemme: You know John... it hasn't really sunk in yet. That's the truth. I went into Return of an Era hoping and praying I could get revenge on Mickie James. When I somehow beat her... I didn't think I had a prayer of beating Miss Jackie straight away. Especially as Jackie had been in the back resting up. But I couldn't let that doubt enter my mind and effect my game... I just had to keep going and going... and SOMEHOW... It worked.

Cena: Well, Christy, I've got a little present for you to commemorate last night... so the whole world will remember the day when Mickie's stupid scheme of having 2 champions finally came to an end... and it was ended by the very same woman who was cheated out of being champion in the first place. Christy, you've had your doubted but last night, in my eyes, you proved them wrong... and this is for you.

(Cena pulls the cloth off of the podium, and sitting on top of it is a New EMF Women's Championship belt. Christy smiles as Cena takes the belt off the podium. Christy places the 2 old championships on the floor, and then Cena places the new championship on her shoulder. She is still smiling from ear to ear as she takes the microphone again.)

Hemme: What can I say other than.... I love it! John... Return of an Era was the hardest night of my life. I'm not ashamed to say it.... Mickie James and Miss Jackie beat the hell out of me. 99 times out of 100 I'd have walked out of there empty handed. I just worked so hard... and it finally all paid off... and I beat the two greatest divas of all time... and now no one can dispute that I deserve...

(Before she can finish, "Light It Up" blasts out and out skips the EMF Divas General Manager, AJ Lee. AJ has a microphone in hand, but she still applauds Hemme from the top of the ramp before addressing her.)

AJ Lee: Bravo Christy.... seriously... congratulations. I didn't think you had it in you... but you sure proved me wrong. You proved everyone wrong. In many ways I would say you made yourself into an ideal role model for girls all around the world... teaching them that if they never give up... they can achieve greatness. Unfortunately... in the last 30 seconds... you completely destroyed that image for me. Because if there's one thing young girls shouldn't be taught to do by their role models... it's lie! And you have just lied to the world by telling them that last night you beat the 2 greatest Divas of all time. Sure... you might have beat 2nd and 3rd... and that's all well and good.... but you didn't beat number 1.... but not to worry! Because I'm going to give you that opportunity right here tonight! You might be the undisputed Women's Champion... and I'm sure you're still hurting from Sunday... but I think to truly earn that belt... there's someone you need to beat... so tonight you're going one on one with the greatest Diva of all time.... and the true role model to young girls everywhere... Miss Amy Dumas!! My BEST FRIEND FOREVER! It's such a shame that Mr Cena spent all that money making you a new championship for you to lose it within the hour... but hey... we all know even he would rather see it around Amy's waist! Well.... have a good night christy... you deserve it!

(Christy shakes her head, but isn't arguing as "Light It Up" plays again and AJ Lee skips back to the backstage area. Christy stays in the ring, and suddenly "LovePassionFuryEnergy" blasts on the PA system as Amy Dumas clearly isn't ready for a match. She has her skirt on, but she she only has her bra on as a top. She puts it on the stage, and continues. But suddenly Natasha Jones comes from behind Amy with a chair, and smashes her in the back. Amy goes down in pain, Natasha hits a few stomps on the downed Amy Dumas. Ref's push her away clearly Amy is hurting. Shockwave goes to commercial, and we come back.)

JR-Well it seems like we won't be having that Hemme match after all, as Natasha put a stop to that.

King-Take that on the fly booking!

(“Sand Paper” blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks to the ring, AJ Lee skips from behind him. As he enters the cage.)

JR-At Return of an Era, Troy Gafgen was able to get his win over Degenerate. Now this is the rubber match.

King-He kept his title, this is about pride.

Kris Gaffney-I had neither.

(“Life Without Me” blasts on the PA system as Degenerate walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Degenerate has had quite the impressive title history, but he needs to find a way out of the slump he’s been in.

King-Well he was able to beat Troy, which is impressive.

[Troy Gafgen and Degenerate stand in the middle of the ring, and then they pace around the ring, and they lock up. Degenerate is able to go behind Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen goes for a elbow, but Degenerate is able to duck under. Troy Gafgen is able to spin around, and then Degenerate hits a knee into the gut that doubles him over, and then Troy Gafgen whips Degenerate to the ropes Degenerate bounces off of the ropes, and then Troy Gafgen goes for a big boot, but it’s ducked under by Degenerate, he continues to the other side of the ring. He leaps in the air for a flying cross body lbock, but it’s caught by Troy Gafgen, and then Troy Gafgen holds Degenerate for a few moments to let him think what is coming next. Troy Gafgen charges at the cage side, and smashes Degenerate’s back into the cage side, and then he backs out, and then Troy Gafgen hits a fall away slam that sends Degenerate flying across the ring. He hits the mat, and his momentum makes him roll under the ring ropes, only stopped by the cage side. Troy Gafgen takes a few moments to figure out what he is going to do in this situation as Troy Gafgen allows Degenerate to get up to his feet, and then Troy Gafgen takes Degenerate, and then smashes him against the cage side again, and again, and again. Then finally he stops, Degenerate falls down, Troy Gafgen goes back on the attack, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Degenerate. He backs up as this lets Degenerate get up, and he falls into the corner, and Troy Gafgen hits a few fists to the face, and then he brings Degenerate out of the corner, and he hits a belly to belly over head throw that sends Degenerate flying, and crashing down on the mat. Slowly he gets up to his feet, and then once he gets up to his feet. He hits a clothesline that knocks down Troy Gafgen, Degenerate gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet Troy Gafgen grabs Degenerate by the hair, and he throws him hard into the cage side. Degenerate stumbles backwards, and then Troy Gafgen picks up Degenerate in the air for a military press, and he holds him for a few moments, and then he drops him for a military press slam. This sends him down on the mat, and Troy Gafgen takes a few moments to pose to the crowd, showing off to AJ at ring side, Troy Gafgen bounces off of the ropes, and he comes down on the back of the head of Degenerate with a leg drop. Troy Gafgen is able to push him on his back. He for the 1…………..2……………….KICK OUT by Degenerate. Troy Gafgen sits on the mat thinking of the next move.]

JR-Troy Gafgen so far has giving Degenerate quite a beating.

King-But Degenerate is hanging in there.

Kris Gaffney-Well, Degenerate is trying to bounce back too.

[Troy Gafgen calls for the crack of dawn, and he backs away as he gives Degenerate the space to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Troy Gafgen goes for the Crack of Dawn, but it’s countered by Degenerate who throws him off, and Troy Gafgen hits hard into the corner. Troy Gafgen bounces off of the corner, and he goes for the big boot that he was looking for earlier in the match. Troy Gafgen is ducked with that move, and Degenerate waits as Troy Gafgen turns around, and Degenerate goes for, and hits the ezuguri to the side of the head that makes Troy Gafgen stumble around. Degenerate stumbles into the corner of the ring, and he keeps himself up to his feet with the help of the corner. Troy Gafgen is able to get ready, and he charges at Degenerate, and Degenerate hits a boot to the face that turns him around, and because since Degenerate is the stuff, he climbs up to the second rope, he measures up, and he leaps off, and he hits a flipping neck breaker that connects on Troy Gafgen. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and then Degenerate is able to use this time to rest up seeing how he has taken the most moves up to this point. Degenerate is down on the mat, and then as Troy Gafgen gets up to his feet, Troy Gafgen charges at Degenerate, but Degenerate is able to counter this by throwing Troy Gafgen tot eh ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Degenerate hits a leg lariat that sends Troy Gafgen down on the mat. He gets up to his feet, and then Troy Gafgen gets up to his feet, but he’s dazed. Troy Gafgen throws a wild fist to the face. Degenerate ducks under, and then he grabs Troy Gafgen by the hair, and he throws him hard into the cage side. Degenerate runs to the ropes, and jumps on the ropes, and comes off of the second rope for a flying missile drop kick that connects to the back of the head of Troy Gafgen. This makes Troy Gafgen stumble away, and Degenerate hits a kick to the gut, and he hits a DDT. Degenerate looks at the door, and then he starts to crawl towards the door. The ref’s open the door, and then Degenerate is sliding out the door. But Troy Gafgen grabs Degenerate’s leg, and prevents him from escaping out of the door, and starts to pull him back on to the middle of the ring.]

JR-Degenerate almost had the win there.

King-Guess he probably didn’t think Troy would get there that fast.

Kris Gaffney-Well, AJ is around, I don’t he wants to disappoint her.

[Troy Gafgen backs off, and then he waits for Degenerate to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Troy Gafgen hits the Crack of Dawn on Degenerate. Before he can go into the cover “Hero” blasts on the PA system as Kevin Bourne walks to the ring, Troy Gafgen is staring him down, and Bourne is staring back as he goes around the cage, and to the time keepers table. He grabs the IC title, he raises it up in the air, but suddenly he gets attacked behind by CM Punk. Kevin Bourne drops the title, CM Punk, and Kevin Bourne brawl to the back. Troy Gafgen finally goes into the cover on Degenerate. The ref counts the 1…………2………..KICK OUT, he had too much rest. Troy Gafgen doesn’t look too happy at the count. But as he is arguing with the ref, Degenerate comes from behind, and he hits a low blow. Troy Gafen goes down to his knee’s. Outside of the ring, AJ throws in some brass knuckles. Troy is in pain, but he goes towards it. As he goes for it Degenerate hits a kick to the face. Degenerate gets the brass knuckles, and he hits Troy Gafgen with them. Troy falls backwards. Degenerate goes towards the door, he’s about to leave. But AJ blocks him, and starts to kiss Degenerate. Degenerate seems frozen. Troy Gafgen charges blinded by anger at Degenerate. He attacks Degenerate from behind not knowing what was going on, but this makes him fall out of the door bringing him and AJ to the floor. Degenerate wins.]

JR-That was an interesting turn of events.

King-Can’t blame Degenerate for stopping.

(AJ seems a little hurt, and Degenerate looks a little guilty. But Troy looks a little paniced as he checks on AJ worried as Shockwave goes off of the air.)

(OOC-might edit some small details of this ending, because might not got it 100% right.)