EMF: Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen) (The lights are turned off as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. The lights turn on and fans yell, and wave their signs. The camera scans the crowd a few times. Finally it zooms out to display the location information before continuing.) JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from Portland, Oregon. Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. We are coming off a very exciting Return of an Era. We will see how the EMF superstars react after an eventful night. Hello and welcome, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “The King” Lawler and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King-Tonight there will be a chance at the Tag Team championships on the line. Kris Gaffney-I’m certain that Logan Riley would say it’ll only be won by turning left…and then again…and then again.. King-OK, we know. JR-Let’s get started with the opening match of the night. (“Wrath and Cowardice” blasts on the PA system as Syd Khatru walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Syd is coming off a lose to Troy Gafgen. King-He’s starting to gain a feud with Troy. Kris Gaffney-Guess it happens when you hang around Tony. Asp walks down the aisle to the ring The crowd members to take notice of Asp walking down towards the ring…and gives a cheer JR-This man had a large contract given to him. King-But he needs to earn it. Kris Gaffney-He hasn’t had the best of starts. [Syd Khatru ducks under a fist to the face of Asp. Asp turns around, and Syd Khatru lifts up Asp, and he drops him with an atomic drop. Asp is in a lot of pain. Syd Khatru takes him down with a double leg take down, and he sets him up, and he goes for a catapault that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes into the top rope. He staggers backwards. Syd Khatru hooks Asp, and drops him with a reverse neck breaker. Syd Khatru goes into the cover on Asp. The ref goes into position to make the coutn. The ref counts 1……….2…KICK OUT by Asp. Syd Khatru hits a few stomps on the downed Asp. Syd Khatru picks him up, and he whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Syd Khatru hits a big elbow to the face that knocks him down on the mat. Syd Khatru waits for Asp to get up to his feet. Asp gets picked up by Syd Khatru, and he gets dropped with a body slam. Syd Khatru hits an elbow, and then another one, he gets up to his feet.] JR-Syd Khatru is looking for the samara. King-I got a bad feeling about this. Kris Gaffney-Especially since we decided to talk just now. King-Syd’s not going to be a fan of us soon. [Asp is slow to get up to his feet. Syd Khatru kicks Asp in the gut, and he goes for the tiger driver 91’, but Asp is able to counter by spinning out of it. Asp hits a kick to the gut, and he plants Syd Khatru into the mat with a DDT. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, but Asp crawls towards the ropes, and he pulls himself up to his feet.] JR-That might have given Asp a chance to get back on track. King-He’s going to have to. Kris Gaffney-He does have a lot riding on this. [Asp runs towards Syd, Syd counters with a super kick, and he hooks Asp, and drops him with the Tiger Driver 91. Syd Khatru goes into the cover on Asp. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…………3!!] JR-Syd Khatru however strikes first. King-Yeah…this rate Asp is going to be getting a reduced rate. Kris Gaffney-Don’t know what we were worried about… (“Find the real” blasts on the PA system. JCM yells at the crowd who boo’s, she walks to the ring.) JR-Jesica Cole-Mann didn’t have a lot of good things to say about her opponent. King-Or any other female for another reason. Kris Gaffney-Wonder if she’s trying to hide from an issue that’s bothering her. JR-Becky isn’t also the most humble of people. King-But she can afford to be. Kris Gaffney-But then again, it depends who you ask [Jesica Cole-Mann stays on the outside of the ring pointing out women who she’s better than. Becky Bayless jumps out of the ring. She yells that she’s better than everyone, Jesica Cole-Mann doesn’t seem to agree, and she hits a slap to the face. Becky staggers backwards, Jesica Cole-Mann runs towards Becky Bayless, Becky counters with a drop toe hold that sends Jesica into the ring steps. Becky Bayless grabs Jesica Cole-Mann, and she throws her into the ring. Becky Bayless climbs to the top rope as the bell finally rings. Jesica gets up. Becky Bayless jumps off of the top rope, and she jumps off of the top rope, and she connects with a cross body block, and she hooks JCM with a cover. The ref counts 1…………2……KICK OUT by Jesica Cole-Mann.] JR-And were under way. King-That took more than usual. Kris Gaffney-Figuring out who is better than who is important. [Becky Bayless argues with the ref. Jesica Cole-Mann goes into the corner, and she pulls herself up to her feet with the help of the ropes. Becky Bayless runs at her, Jesica counters by hitting a boot to her face. Jesica Cole-Mann answers with a inverted Russian leg sweep into the face first into the top rope. Becky Bayless holds herself up with the top rope. Jesica Cole-Man runs, and she hits a running knee to the face. Becky Bayless gets picked, and she throws her towards her. She lefts her up, and she drops her down into the mat.] JR-It looks like Jesica is going for Better than you. King-This might be a mess. [But before she can do anything, Matt Morgan jumps on the apron, and throws JCM off of the top rope. The ref calls for the bell. JCM wins via DQ.] JR-Seemly Becky thought so too. King-No she just has better interference than you. Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage. JR-Ricky Vegas almost was able to lock in the Black Jack on Azar, but Azar had one more counter. King-Now he’s going to have to face JT Maverick. Kris Gaffney-Both of them are at least fairly new to the EMF. ["No One Survives" blasts on the PA system. JT Maverick walks on the stage. JT Maverick walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Ricky Vegas does have the ability to say that he faced Azar for the TV championship, that’s something that JT Maverick is going to motivate in this match. King-We have only seen Maverick in limited action, we’ll see if he take advantage of it. Kris Gaffney-That might also be to his advantage. King-Certain former EMF wrestlers know this. [Ricky Vegas stands in the middle of the ring with JT Maverick the bell rings. JT Maverick hits a quick knee to the gut, and then goes for a round house knee to the face of Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas is able to duck under, and he takes him down with a double leg take down, and he tries to take him down with an attempt at the blackjack, but before he can turn him. JT Maverick is able to kick him off, and JT Maverick gets up to his feet Ricky Vegas goes towards him. JT Maverick is able to get him up for the Head shot, but Ricky Vegas slides out of the back, and he runs to the ropes, but JT Maverick followed him, and he steps him to the second rope, and he connects with a knee to the jaw. Ricky Vegas head snaps backwards. Ricky Vegas staggers forward. JT Maverick drops him with an Ace Cutter. JT Maverick goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…Ricky Vegas is able to kick out. JT Maverick hits a few stomps on the down Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas rolls away from JT Maverick to get up to his feet.] JR-It took a while for someone to take firm control of this match, but JT Maverick has finally taken it, and doesn’t seem to be letting up on the former number one contender for the TV title. King-Ricky Vegas might not have expected this fight from the new comer. Kris Gaffney-There is probably a reason for that. [JT Maverick measures up on Ricky Vegas to get up to his feet. JT Maverick runs to the ropes, and he jumps off of the ropes, and he goes for the PTSD. Ricky Vegas ducks under, JT Maverick lands on his feet. JT Maverick turns around right into a jab (ONE), another jab (TWO), another jab (THREE), another jab (FOUR), another jab (FIVE), another jab (SIX), Ricky Vegas backs up, and he goes for extra hard shot, and it lands flooring JT Maverick. Ricky Vegas falls against the ropes and he takes a few moments shake off the moves from the earlier part of the match. JT Maverick is able to recover, and he runs at Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas is able to counter with a one man flap jack that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes down on the top rope. JT Maverick staggers towards him, and he drops him with an inverted Russian leg sweep. Ricky Vegas pushes him on his back. Ricky Vegas goes into the cover on JT Maverick. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas gets up, and he goes into the corner as he yells for JT Maverick to get up as he sets up for the full house.] JR-It seems Ricky Vegas is looking to end this match. King-Feels like this is the time for it. [JT Maverick climbs up to his feet. Ricky Vegas goes for the full house, but JT Maverick ducks under. Ricky turns around. JT Maverick goes for a kick, but Ricky Vegas catches his leg, and turns him for a the Black Jack, JT Maverick is in pain. But Maverick is able to counter with a roll through. This sends Vegas into the top rope throat first. Vegas staggers out of the corner. Maverick picks up Vegas, and drops him with the head shot. Maverick goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2…………..3!!] JR-Maverick gets the victory with a great counter. (“Cult of Personality” blasts on the PA system. CM Punk walks out on the stage, and he poses on the top of the stage, and he continues down to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-CM Punk was one of the wrestlers that could have faced the Wretched Nobody. King-Title or not Punk wants to prove something. Kris Gaffney-Considering the Wretched Nobody’s mood right now, I would advise against that. We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays. Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves! Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere. Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the five Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY! Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner. JR-The Wretched Nobody can’t be very happy. King-Weren’t you listening? We know he’s not happy. Kris Gaffney-But if you don’t like listening to Grace, she’s going to be hidden behind various bleeps so there is that. [The Wretched Nobody goes for a fist to CM Punk. CM Punk ducks under, and he hits a few fists, and he goes for a kick to the ribs, but the Wretched Nobody catches it, and he throws him towards the mat. The Wretched Nobody throws him down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody puts him down on the mat, and he knocks CM Punk down with a hard running clothesline, CM Punk gets up to his feet dazed. The Wretched Nobody grabs him by his face, and he throws him into the corner, and he hits a few body punches, and he brings him out of the corner, and he whips him to the ropes. CM Punk bounces off of the ropes. The Wretched Nobody goes for the trephination. CM Punk ducks under. CM Punk bounces off of the ropes, and he leaps in the air. CM Punk goes for a cross body block, the Wretched Nobody catches CM Punk. The Wretched Nobody hits a rib breaker that puts down CM Punk down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody is slow to get up to his feet. CM Punk gets picked up by the Wretched Nobody, and he grab him around the throat. The Wretched Nobody grabs him around the throat. He lifts him up, and he drops him with a choke slam back breaker known as the Spine Chiller.] JR-The Wretched Nobody drops CM Punk with the Spine Chiller. King-Sounds like something X-Cold would come up with. Kris Gaffney-..Bitch? [The Wretched Nobody doesn’t want to take any chances though, he goes to the corner, and he measures up on CM Punk who is slow to get up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody motions for him to get up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody goes for the trephination. CM Punk is able to duck under. The Wretched Nobody turns around. CM Punk hits a kick to the side of the head that dazes the Wretched Nobody. CM Punk whips the Wretched Nobody to the ropes. CM Punk takes down the Wretched Nobody with a leg lariat.] JR-CM Punk might be showing the world what would have happened had it been him that faced Wretch at Return of an Era. King-It almost was. Kris Gaffney-I don’t think that’s comforting to Wretch right now. [The Wretched Nobody gets up to his feet. CM Punk picks up the Wretched Nobody, but the Wretched Nobody counters with a few elbow to the side of the head. CM Punk drops Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody runs towards CM Punk, and connects with the trephination. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on CM Punk. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2………..3!!] JR-CM Punk went for the GTS, but it was blocked by the Wretched Nobody. King-I had no doubts. (“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. Zack Ryder steps inside of the ring.) JR-Zack Ryder is coming off of a World Championship appearance. King-He didn’t win, but he gave a great performance. JR-Let’s not forget that Azar does have a motivation in this match. (“I’m better than you and you know it” Is said over the loud speakers right before Lamb Of God- “Overlord” hits. The crowd erupts in boos as the lighting begins to flash green and gold. The ramp fills with images of money as Azar Vulcan steps out from the back with a smug grin on his face. He stops atop of the ramp laughing at the fans.) Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 215 pounds and standing 5’11”. He is The Best In The World, Azar “Mastermind” Vulcan! (He puts a left fist into the air and makes his way down the ramp. He pretends as if he’s going to fist bump the fans, but gives them the middle finger instead and laughs. He stops at the ring, jumps up onto the outside ring apron, grabs the top rope and leaps right up over the top rope, spins in the ring with his arms out and stops in the center of the ring. He holds his hands out cockily taking in all of the fans boos, slams his hands down to his crotch in an X formation and then puts two middle fingers up before walking into his corner and relaxing against the ring post with a smug grin as he awaits his match to begin.) King-Zack was one person involved in his partner match. Kris Gaffney-I’m not sure if Azar is vengeful when it comes to other people. King-That might be something to hope for. [Zack Ryder and Azar Vulcan pace around the ring. Zack Ryder is getting the crowd hyped. Azar Vulcan locks up with Zack Ryder. Both wrestlers try to fight for position to get the advantage. Azar Vulcan pushes him into the corner, and he connects with a knee lift into the gut in the corner. Azar Vulcan brings Zack Ryder out of the corner. Azar Vulcan connects with a short arm clothesline that puts down Zack Ryder. Azar Vulcan connects with a falling clubbing blow to the side of the neck. Azar Vulcan picks up Zack Ryder. Azar Vulcan whips Zack Ryder off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a back elbow to the face that puts him down on the mat. Zack Ryder falls down on the mat holding his face. Azar Vulcan pushes him into the mat, and he connects with a knee drop to the face. Zack Ryder holds his face. Azar Vulcan grabs him by the hair, and he lifts him up by the hair, and he drops him with the body slam. Azar Vulcan goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he measures up on the downed Zack Ryder, and he jumps off of the top rope, and he goes for a blood moon stomp. Zack Ryder air drives out of his body. Azar Vulcan goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2……………KICK OUT by Zack Ryder.] JR-Kick out by Zack Ryder. King-Seemly Ryder didn’t get the memo about Azar being better than him. Kris Gaffney-Oh he’ll know it if he doesn’t know it now! [Azar Vulcan doesn’t seem too pleased with Zack Ryder hanging around still, and he decides to end this match. Azar Vulcan goes for the money maker, but Zack Ryder ducks under. Azar Vulcan turns around, and Zack Ryder makes him stagger backwards with a standing drop kick that sends him towards the ropes. Azar Vulcan falls out of the ring and on the apron. Zack Ryder takes a few moments to rest up and he watches as he gets up to his feet on the apron. Zack Ryder runs towards where Azar is and he connects with a baseball slide that sends him flying off of the apron, and Azar hits his face into the apron, and he falls into the mat around ring side. Zack Ryder goes to the outside of the ring, and he throws Azar Vulcan into the ring. Zack Ryder climbs up to the top rope, and he waits for Azar Vulcan to get up to his feet. Zack Ryder jumps off of the top rope as Azar Vulcan gets up to his feet. Azar Vulcan gets hit with a missile drop kick that puts him down on the mat. Azar Vulcan goes down on the mat. Zack Ryder quickly goes into the cover on the mat. Azar Vulcan the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2……..KICK OUT by Azar Vulcan!!] JR-Azar Vulcan almost got beat there. King-That wouldn’t be good for the ego. Kris Gaffney-Who you kidding, he’d still think he’s better than everyone. King-That’s true. [Zack Ryder calls for the Rough Ryder, he measures up on Azar, he goes for the Rough Ryder, but Ryder is beat to the punch as Azar hits the Money Maker. Ryder goes down. Azar goes into the cover on Ryder. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2………….3!!] JR-Ryder might have waited a bit too long. Kris Gaffney-Always a concern. ("Dirty Little Girl" plays over the PA System and Mickie James comes out to the ring. Her girlfriend, Rebecca Michelle is on her arm, and she's carrying her lock box from First Blood. She heads down to the ring, and slides into it along with Rebecca, and takes a microphone.) Mickie: OK.... I've sat on this for so long, but I can't wait any longer. Back at First Blood, we had the traditional Lock Box match, and of course we know that Eva Marie won the Money in the Bank briefcase, that we all wanted. So.... what did the rest of us get? Well, I can't speak for Ashley, or Rachel.... but I've been itching to talk about mine for the longest time. I opened my case.... and saw that I got the forfeit. The punishment. I was dreading it... and already planning to go begging to my BFF John Cena to get out of it.... before I saw what it was. I can only assume when this was made the forfeit.... they never expected me to get it. Because the forfeit.... is to perform HLA with any Diva of my choice! And as you can imagine.... I'm seriously excited about that. So naturally the first thing I did was call Mr Cena... and tell him I wanted this on my terms. I don't want to do this half assed. I don't want to do this in the ring.... and be censored.... and be only allowed to go so far. I don't want to waste an opportunity like this. And of course, Mr Cena knows I could pick one of his daughters..... hell.... I could pick his fiance... and I'm sure that terrifies him. Because on the one hand, if he makes me do it in the ring, in front of fans... well.... that humiliates his family in public. However if he lets me do it in my own home.... and spend a whole night with my victim.... they're in for a much funner ride. In the end, of course, he saw it my way, and me and Rebecca have been salivating of the thought of getting any Diva of our choice into bed with us. But who should we pick? Who indeed. I mean.... the obvious choice would be Amy Dumas... wouldn't it? My lifelong crush.... the hottest woman to ever set foot in this ring.... just thinking about it makes me.... well... never mind! But let's face it.... I've already had Amy naked in the ring with me.... I've already done things to her... and that was before she popped out even more kids. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cookies, but surely there's a better way to exploit this golden opportunity that has fallen into my.... lap. That of course, I remembered... Laura Cena. The leggy blonde who has just come out as a lesbian, and decided to date her best friend, Ashley Irvine. That thought tempted me for all of 10 seconds before it hit me..... why not pick Ashley? I mean... there's 2 great reasons, isn't there? I did have a lot of fun with Stephanie after all. I guess there's 3 reasons, if you count her inheriting that great ass from her Mother. Plus it would be doing Laura a great service.... I'll teach Ashley everything she needs to know... and then she'll be ready for you..... and let's face it, she's the younger, hotter version of Amy. It's all too perfect.... and so.... my official choice is.... ("Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Miley Cyrus blasts over the PA System and Laura Cena comes out to cheers from the crowd. Ashley is not with her. Laura heads down to the ring, clutching a microphone, and goes face to fact with Mickie.) Laura: Don't do this..... I'm warning you. Mickie: Hello to you too.... nice of you to join me in my moment if celebration! Laura: Look, it doesn't surprise me that you and my Dad could conspire to give you this little prize.... and it wouldn't shock me if the real reason you're not picking me or Amy is because he won't let you. But do you think for one moment he's going to be happy with you picking Ashley? His soon to be step-daughter? My....... girlfriend. Doing that to me? To her? Mickie: Frankly, I don't care if he likes it or not. I won this briefcase fair and square and I'm going to cash it in.... Laura: I'm sure it's not enforceable.... did every Diva in the locker room sign up for this? Agree to let you do this? Mickie: So sue me. Or him. Would it make you feel better? Laura: Why are you doing this to me? Mickie: Oh darling.... I'm not doing anything to you... I'm doing everything to Ashley.... (At this, Laura goes to slap Mickie, but Rebecca grabs her hand and pulls her back. With the opening, Mickie hits Laura with her briefcase, and this enables Rebecca to restrain her properly.) Mickie: I should have known you, or Amy would be out here, trying to get me to reconsider. Asking me to pick you instead. If I wanted you... I would have picked you. If anyone else wins this case, I'm sure it would have been a simple kiss in the ring with their best friend and then bye bye.... but it's just unlucky for you all that I got it. Frankly this is better than Money in the Bank..... but I promise I won't hurt Ashley.... well.... not unless she asks me to.... Laura: Take me instead. Leave her alone. Mickie: Sorry Laura... it's tempting.... but this way.... this way I can look at that smug bitch Amy every time I see her, and know that I fu.... (Before she can finish, Laura lunges at Mickie again, but Rebecca is still able to pull her back. Mickie smirks.) Mickie: Temper temper.... you need to calm down little one. Tell you what, why don't you face Rebecca right now... and work all that anger out of you. Someone get me a referee.... (A referee heads down to the ring and Laura nods, agreeing to the match. The referee calls for the bell. Rebecca runs and hits a big kick to the side of Laura's head, staggering her. As Laura stumbles, Rebecca rolls her up for 1..... 2...... kick out by Laura. Mickie smirks at how close it was. Rebecca runs for another kick to the head, clearly targeting it after Mickie hit her with the case earlier, but this time Laura grabs her leg, and transitions into a drop toe hold, and then into the WT...... H! Rebecca screams in pain but is able to lunge and grab the bottom rope. The referee counts 1.... 2..... 3..... 4..... Laura breaks the hold. Rebecca gets up and walks into a super kick. She spills to the outside where Mickie catches her, and comforts her, and now it's Laura's turn to smirk at Mickie.) JR: This was a match no one was expecting... and it seems to her dissolved into mind games between Laura and Mickie James.... King: Mickie really suckered Rebecca into accepting this challenge.... Kris: But notice how she didn't put herself forward..... (Rebecca climbs back into the ring and Laura grabs her and nails a german suplex. Rebecca springs to her feet quicker than expected, and then kicks Laura in the midsection and plants her with a DDT. She taunts to the crowd and then grabs Laura and puts her in the Hellcat Hold. Laura struggles against the hold but then after a while, starts to try and climb to her feet. Mickie James gets up on the apron and tries to distract the referee, but suddenly she's pulled down by Ashley Irvine who hammers away on her, taking her by surprise. Laura powers out of the move and kips up to her feet. Rebecca runs at her but Laura scoops her up and nails her with the Royally Screwed! Mickie James throws Ashley into the ring post and Ashley hits head first. and is dazed and falls back into Mickie's arms. Mickie turns Ashley's head and acts like she's going to kiss her, but Laura runs over and hits a baseball slide on Mickie, sending her into the barricade and freeing Ashley. Laura picks up Rebecca, and whilst staring down Mickie, kisses her to cheers from the audience, and then connects with Mickie's own move, the Long Kiss Goodnight! Mickie is screaming at her as Laura drops into the cover for 1...... 2....... 3!) JR: I think Mickie had plans to give Ashley a bit of a preview.... but that backfired.... King: Best.... feud.... ever! Kris: Who are you kidding.... Mickie will never let you watch what she does to Ashley! (Laura picks up her microphone again and is basically screaming at Mickie.) Laura: Is this how you want to play it? I'll make a deal with you. You and Rebecca against me and Ashley at the next Pay Per View. If we win.... you leave both of us alone. Use your disgusting contract on someone else. Not us.... and not Amy. If you win..... you get both of us. Together. And I won't stop you doing anything you want to Ashley..... but only if you can beat us. Mickie: If you get to rule Amy out.... then I want her ruled in. If I win.... I get both of you.... WITHOUT using my contract. Of course I won't then use the contract on you or Ashley..... that would just be unfair.... Laura: Done. (Laura hurls Rebecca hard out of the ring, and puts her arms around Ashley who has slid into the ring still holding her head. The two teams stare each other down as we go to commercial.) (“Judas” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda and Troy Gafgen walks out on the stage as AJ Lee skip around them. Tony and Troy enter the ring.) JR-This team came very close to being the one who defeated the former Tag Team Champions before Azar and the Wretched Nobody did it. King-Guess we’ll see if they can get back into the race for the titles. Kris Gaffney-Or will their hate of each other be too much. (“The Duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape and Shinseke Nakamango are already in the ring as a grape avalanche comes down the ramp and lands on them.) King-I see no negative out come. Kris Gaffney-Guess when you can eat your way out, it’s never negative. King-That’s right, it’s what the Melon Gods would want. As the lights go out in the arena, In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly brings the arena to life with its opening organ. When the first licks of the guitar hit the speakers, Brandon Leno is seen standing on the stage, back to the ring with his arms stretched out to the side, head toward the sky. Different colored spotlights dance around him. Leno is wearing an acid wash jean jacket with an outline of a woman with psychedelic butterfly wings printed on the back of the jacket. Leno nods his head back and forth to the music as he turns around, aviator sunglasses on his face. Leno has his tie dyed tights on with Mr. Psychedelic printed across the back. Indica accompanies him down the ramp as he struts his way to the ring, grooving to the music. Len jumps onto the apron and gets into the ring. Once in the ring he goes to the turnbuckle, climbs the second rope and starts dancing to the music, trying to get the crowd involved. Orange looks around the arena, slowly pulls one hand out of his pocket and holds it just above his bellybutton and gives a lazy thumbs up before making his way down the ramp with his hands back into his pockets. Once at the ring, he slowly rolls under the ropes all the way to the middle of the ring where he does a kip-up with his hands still in his pocket. He walks to his corner giving a lazy thumbs up waiting for the match to begin.) JR-Leno and Orange Reign have had success too, but last time they were in this situation it did not work out. King-Guess we’ll find out if Orange Reign is focused or not. Kris Gaffney-Not easy to know for sure. [Kenny Omegrape walks around talking about the Melon Gods, this doesn’t please Troy Gafgen at all as he lands a fist to the face, but he goes for another fist to the face, but it’s ducked under, and Shinseke Nakamango is able to hit a kick to the side of the head. Tony Ikeda goes to add his partner, but Shinseke and Tony start to brawl. Troy Gafgen staggers forward, and Kenny Omegrape hits a kick to the gut, and he plants him down into the mat with an impaler DDT. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Troy Gafgen. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……..KICK OUT by Troy Gafgen. Kenny Omegrape hits a few stomps on the downed Troy Gafgen, and drops a few diving eblows to the top of the head of Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen is stunned, and he rolls towards the corner. Troy gets up in the corner, Kenny connects with a few fists to the face of Troy. Kenny tries to whip him to the other side of the ring, but it’s reversed. Kenny crashes into the corner, but as Troy runs into the corner, it’s countered by Kenny Omegrape who hits a boot to the face.] JR-Kenny Omegrape has frustrated the former World Champion. King-We are frustrating AJ right now by not talking about her. Kris Gaffney-For some that might be fun. [Brandon Leno ducks under a chair shot by Tony Ikeda, Brandon Leno is able to duck under. Brandon Leno kicks Tony Ikeda in the gut, and he plants him down on the mat with a DDT. Brandon Leno hits a elbow to the downed Tony Ikeda. Brandon Leno picks up Tony Ikeda, and he hooks him with a side Russian leg sweep. Out of no where Orange Reign comes into the picture fist ready to strike, and he connects with the Orange punch to the face of Tony Ikeda. This momentum sends him flying backwards into the side Russian leg sweep. Brandon Leno goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………………2………………KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda. Brandon Leno doesn’t seem too pleased. Brandon Leno grabs him by his hair. Tony Ikeda gets picked up, and he gets thrown into the ring steps. The ring steps fall off the base. Tony Ikeda gets placed on the base of the steps. Tony Ikeda gets set up, and Tony Ikeda gets dropped with the purple haze piled driver on the base of the steps.] JR-Tony Ikeda might be in trouble here. King-I’d agree, but then again it’s Tony…he survives everything. Kris Gaffney-Must have been why he teamed up with Zack Ryder. [Brandon Leno gets turned around it’s Troy Gafgen, Leno goes for a fist, but he ducks under, and he drops him with the chaos maker. Tony Ikeda crawls away after a few moments, and inside of the ring Shinseke goes for a kick to the head as Tony tries to get up to his feet. Tony Ikeda ducks under, and he hooks him and drops him with the full nelson slam!!] JR-Tony Ikeda hits the full nelson slam. King-We still remember when that use to beat people. Kris Gaffney-Seemly that was a mistake. King-You’re a mistake! [Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and Kenny Omegrape takes him down with a spear that sends them both through the ropes. Troy Gafgen tries to take advantage of the chance to attack Shinseke, but before he can Brandon Leno kicks him in the gut, sets him up, and connects with the Purple Haze piledriver. Leno throws Nakamango out of the ring. Leno goes into the cover on Troy Gafgen. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…………3!!] King-Well…things went as it should. Kris Gaffney-Only if it wasn’t you who hit that move. (Leno is celebrating, Orange Reign tries to get into the ring, but falls backwards, and falls asleep as Shockwave goes off the air.)

EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen)

(The lights are turned off as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. The lights turn on and fans yell, and wave their signs. The camera scans the crowd a few times. Finally it zooms out to display the location information before continuing.)

JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from Portland, Oregon. Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. We are coming off a very exciting Return of an Era. We will see how the EMF superstars react after an eventful night. Hello and welcome, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “The King” Lawler and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-Tonight there will be a chance at the Tag Team championships on the line.

Kris Gaffney-I’m certain that Logan Riley would say it’ll only be won by turning left…and then again…and then again..

King-OK, we know.

JR-Let’s get started with the opening match of the night.

(“Wrath and Cowardice” blasts on the PA system as Syd Khatru walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Syd is coming off a lose to Troy Gafgen.

King-He’s starting to gain a feud with Troy.

Kris Gaffney-Guess it happens when you hang around Tony.

Asp walks down the aisle to the ring The crowd members to take notice of Asp walking down towards the ring…and gives a cheer

JR-This man had a large contract given to him.

King-But he needs to earn it.

Kris Gaffney-He hasn’t had the best of starts.

[Syd Khatru ducks under a fist to the face of Asp. Asp turns around, and Syd Khatru lifts up Asp, and he drops him with an atomic drop. Asp is in a lot of pain. Syd Khatru takes him down with a double leg take down, and he sets him up, and he goes for a catapault that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes into the top rope. He staggers backwards. Syd Khatru hooks Asp, and drops him with a reverse neck breaker. Syd Khatru goes into the cover on Asp. The ref goes into position to make the coutn. The ref counts 1……….2…KICK OUT by Asp. Syd Khatru hits a few stomps on the downed Asp. Syd Khatru picks him up, and he whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Syd Khatru hits a big elbow to the face that knocks him down on the mat. Syd Khatru waits for Asp to get up to his feet. Asp gets picked up by Syd Khatru, and he gets dropped with a body slam. Syd Khatru hits an elbow, and then another one, he gets up to his feet.]

JR-Syd Khatru is looking for the samara.

King-I got a bad feeling about this.

Kris Gaffney-Especially since we decided to talk just now.

King-Syd’s not going to be a fan of us soon.

[Asp is slow to get up to his feet. Syd Khatru kicks Asp in the gut, and he goes for the tiger driver 91’, but Asp is able to counter by spinning out of it. Asp hits a kick to the gut, and he plants Syd Khatru into the mat with a DDT. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, but Asp crawls towards the ropes, and he pulls himself up to his feet.]

JR-That might have given Asp a chance to get back on track.

King-He’s going to have to.

Kris Gaffney-He does have a lot riding on this.

[Asp runs towards Syd, Syd counters with a super kick, and he hooks Asp, and drops him with the Tiger Driver 91. Syd Khatru goes into the cover on Asp. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…………3!!]

JR-Syd Khatru however strikes first.

King-Yeah…this rate Asp is going to be getting a reduced rate.

Kris Gaffney-Don’t know what we were worried about…

(“Find the real” blasts on the PA system. JCM yells at the crowd who boo’s, she walks to the ring.)

JR-Jesica Cole-Mann didn’t have a lot of good things to say about her opponent.

King-Or any other female for another reason.

Kris Gaffney-Wonder if she’s trying to hide from an issue that’s bothering her.

JR-Becky isn’t also the most humble of people.

King-But she can afford to be.

Kris Gaffney-But then again, it depends who you ask

[Jesica Cole-Mann stays on the outside of the ring pointing out women who she’s better than. Becky Bayless jumps out of the ring. She yells that she’s better than everyone, Jesica Cole-Mann doesn’t seem to agree, and she hits a slap to the face. Becky staggers backwards, Jesica Cole-Mann runs towards Becky Bayless, Becky counters with a drop toe hold that sends Jesica into the ring steps. Becky Bayless grabs Jesica Cole-Mann, and she throws her into the ring. Becky Bayless climbs to the top rope as the bell finally rings. Jesica gets up. Becky Bayless jumps off of the top rope, and she jumps off of the top rope, and she connects with a cross body block, and she hooks JCM with a cover. The ref counts 1…………2……KICK OUT by Jesica Cole-Mann.]

JR-And were under way.

King-That took more than usual.

Kris Gaffney-Figuring out who is better than who is important.

[Becky Bayless argues with the ref. Jesica Cole-Mann goes into the corner, and she pulls herself up to her feet with the help of the ropes. Becky Bayless runs at her, Jesica counters by hitting a boot to her face. Jesica Cole-Mann answers with a inverted Russian leg sweep into the face first into the top rope. Becky Bayless holds herself up with the top rope. Jesica Cole-Man runs, and she hits a running knee to the face. Becky Bayless gets picked, and she throws her towards her. She lefts her up, and she drops her down into the mat.]

JR-It looks like Jesica is going for Better than you.

King-This might be a mess.

[But before she can do anything, Matt Morgan jumps on the apron, and throws JCM off of the top rope. The ref calls for the bell. JCM wins via DQ.]

JR-Seemly Becky thought so too.

King-No she just has better interference than you.

Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage.

JR-Ricky Vegas almost was able to lock in the Black Jack on Azar, but Azar had one more counter.

King-Now he’s going to have to face JT Maverick.

Kris Gaffney-Both of them are at least fairly new to the EMF.

["No One Survives" blasts on the PA system. JT Maverick walks on the stage. JT Maverick walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Ricky Vegas does have the ability to say that he faced Azar for the TV championship, that’s something that JT Maverick is going to motivate in this match.

King-We have only seen Maverick in limited action, we’ll see if he take advantage of it.

Kris Gaffney-That might also be to his advantage.

King-Certain former EMF wrestlers know this.

[Ricky Vegas stands in the middle of the ring with JT Maverick the bell rings. JT Maverick hits a quick knee to the gut, and then goes for a round house knee to the face of Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas is able to duck under, and he takes him down with a double leg take down, and he tries to take him down with an attempt at the blackjack, but before he can turn him. JT Maverick is able to kick him off, and JT Maverick gets up to his feet Ricky Vegas goes towards him. JT Maverick is able to get him up for the Head shot, but Ricky Vegas slides out of the back, and he runs to the ropes, but JT Maverick followed him, and he steps him to the second rope, and he connects with a knee to the jaw. Ricky Vegas head snaps backwards. Ricky Vegas staggers forward. JT Maverick drops him with an Ace Cutter. JT Maverick goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…Ricky Vegas is able to kick out. JT Maverick hits a few stomps on the down Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas rolls away from JT Maverick to get up to his feet.]

JR-It took a while for someone to take firm control of this match, but JT Maverick has finally taken it, and doesn’t seem to be letting up on the former number one contender for the TV title.

King-Ricky Vegas might not have expected this fight from the new comer.

Kris Gaffney-There is probably a reason for that.

[JT Maverick measures up on Ricky Vegas to get up to his feet. JT Maverick runs to the ropes, and he jumps off of the ropes, and he goes for the PTSD. Ricky Vegas ducks under, JT Maverick lands on his feet. JT Maverick turns around right into a jab (ONE), another jab (TWO), another jab (THREE), another jab (FOUR), another jab (FIVE), another jab (SIX), Ricky Vegas backs up, and he goes for extra hard shot, and it lands flooring JT Maverick. Ricky Vegas falls against the ropes and he takes a few moments shake off the moves from the earlier part of the match. JT Maverick is able to recover, and he runs at Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas is able to counter with a one man flap jack that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes down on the top rope. JT Maverick staggers towards him, and he drops him with an inverted Russian leg sweep. Ricky Vegas pushes him on his back. Ricky Vegas goes into the cover on JT Maverick. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas gets up, and he goes into the corner as he yells for JT Maverick to get up as he sets up for the full house.]

JR-It seems Ricky Vegas is looking to end this match.

King-Feels like this is the time for it.

[JT Maverick climbs up to his feet. Ricky Vegas goes for the full house, but JT Maverick ducks under. Ricky turns around. JT Maverick goes for a kick, but Ricky Vegas catches his leg, and turns him for a the Black Jack, JT Maverick is in pain. But Maverick is able to counter with a roll through. This sends Vegas into the top rope throat first. Vegas staggers out of the corner. Maverick picks up Vegas, and drops him with the head shot. Maverick goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2…………..3!!]

JR-Maverick gets the victory with a great counter.

(“Cult of Personality” blasts on the PA system. CM Punk walks out on the stage, and he poses on the top of the stage, and he continues down to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-CM Punk was one of the wrestlers that could have faced the Wretched Nobody.

King-Title or not Punk wants to prove something.

Kris Gaffney-Considering the Wretched Nobody’s mood right now, I would advise against that.

We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere.

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the five Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner.

JR-The Wretched Nobody can’t be very happy.

King-Weren’t you listening? We know he’s not happy.

Kris Gaffney-But if you don’t like listening to Grace, she’s going to be hidden behind various bleeps so there is that.

[The Wretched Nobody goes for a fist to CM Punk. CM Punk ducks under, and he hits a few fists, and he goes for a kick to the ribs, but the Wretched Nobody catches it, and he throws him towards the mat. The Wretched Nobody throws him down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody puts him down on the mat, and he knocks CM Punk down with a hard running clothesline, CM Punk gets up to his feet dazed. The Wretched Nobody grabs him by his face, and he throws him into the corner, and he hits a few body punches, and he brings him out of the corner, and he whips him to the ropes. CM Punk bounces off of the ropes. The Wretched Nobody goes for the trephination. CM Punk ducks under. CM Punk bounces off of the ropes, and he leaps in the air. CM Punk goes for a cross body block, the Wretched Nobody catches CM Punk. The Wretched Nobody hits a rib breaker that puts down CM Punk down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody is slow to get up to his feet. CM Punk gets picked up by the Wretched Nobody, and he grab him around the throat. The Wretched Nobody grabs him around the throat. He lifts him up, and he drops him with a choke slam back breaker known as the Spine Chiller.]

JR-The Wretched Nobody drops CM Punk with the Spine Chiller.

King-Sounds like something X-Cold would come up with.

Kris Gaffney-..Bitch?

[The Wretched Nobody doesn’t want to take any chances though, he goes to the corner, and he measures up on CM Punk who is slow to get up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody motions for him to get up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody goes for the trephination. CM Punk is able to duck under. The Wretched Nobody turns around. CM Punk hits a kick to the side of the head that dazes the Wretched Nobody. CM Punk whips the Wretched Nobody to the ropes. CM Punk takes down the Wretched Nobody with a leg lariat.]

JR-CM Punk might be showing the world what would have happened had it been him that faced Wretch at Return of an Era.

King-It almost was.

Kris Gaffney-I don’t think that’s comforting to Wretch right now.

[The Wretched Nobody gets up to his feet. CM Punk picks up the Wretched Nobody, but the Wretched Nobody counters with a few elbow to the side of the head. CM Punk drops Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody runs towards CM Punk, and connects with the trephination. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on CM Punk. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2………..3!!]

JR-CM Punk went for the GTS, but it was blocked by the Wretched Nobody.

King-I had no doubts.

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. Zack Ryder steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Zack Ryder is coming off of a World Championship appearance.

King-He didn’t win, but he gave a great performance.

JR-Let’s not forget that Azar does have a motivation in this match.

(“I’m better than you and you know it” Is said over the loud speakers right before Lamb Of God- “Overlord” hits. The crowd erupts in boos as the lighting begins to flash green and gold. The ramp fills with images of money as Azar Vulcan steps out from the back with a smug grin on his face. He stops atop of the ramp laughing at the fans.)

Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 215 pounds and standing 5’11”. He is The Best In The World, Azar “Mastermind” Vulcan!

(He puts a left fist into the air and makes his way down the ramp. He pretends as if he’s going to fist bump the fans, but gives them the middle finger instead and laughs. He stops at the ring, jumps up onto the outside ring apron, grabs the top rope and leaps right up over the top rope, spins in the ring with his arms out and stops in the center of the ring. He holds his hands out cockily taking in all of the fans boos, slams his hands down to his crotch in an X formation and then puts two middle fingers up before walking into his corner and relaxing against the ring post with a smug grin as he awaits his match to begin.)

King-Zack was one person involved in his partner match.

Kris Gaffney-I’m not sure if Azar is vengeful when it comes to other people.

King-That might be something to hope for.

[Zack Ryder and Azar Vulcan pace around the ring. Zack Ryder is getting the crowd hyped. Azar Vulcan locks up with Zack Ryder. Both wrestlers try to fight for position to get the advantage. Azar Vulcan pushes him into the corner, and he connects with a knee lift into the gut in the corner. Azar Vulcan brings Zack Ryder out of the corner. Azar Vulcan connects with a short arm clothesline that puts down Zack Ryder. Azar Vulcan connects with a falling clubbing blow to the side of the neck. Azar Vulcan picks up Zack Ryder. Azar Vulcan whips Zack Ryder off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a back elbow to the face that puts him down on the mat. Zack Ryder falls down on the mat holding his face. Azar Vulcan pushes him into the mat, and he connects with a knee drop to the face. Zack Ryder holds his face. Azar Vulcan grabs him by the hair, and he lifts him up by the hair, and he drops him with the body slam. Azar Vulcan goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he measures up on the downed Zack Ryder, and he jumps off of the top rope, and he goes for a blood moon stomp. Zack Ryder air drives out of his body. Azar Vulcan goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2……………KICK OUT by Zack Ryder.]

JR-Kick out by Zack Ryder.

King-Seemly Ryder didn’t get the memo about Azar being better than him.

Kris Gaffney-Oh he’ll know it if he doesn’t know it now!

[Azar Vulcan doesn’t seem too pleased with Zack Ryder hanging around still, and he decides to end this match. Azar Vulcan goes for the money maker, but Zack Ryder ducks under. Azar Vulcan turns around, and Zack Ryder makes him stagger backwards with a standing drop kick that sends him towards the ropes. Azar Vulcan falls out of the ring and on the apron. Zack Ryder takes a few moments to rest up and he watches as he gets up to his feet on the apron. Zack Ryder runs towards where Azar is and he connects with a baseball slide that sends him flying off of the apron, and Azar hits his face into the apron, and he falls into the mat around ring side. Zack Ryder goes to the outside of the ring, and he throws Azar Vulcan into the ring. Zack Ryder climbs up to the top rope, and he waits for Azar Vulcan to get up to his feet. Zack Ryder jumps off of the top rope as Azar Vulcan gets up to his feet. Azar Vulcan gets hit with a missile drop kick that puts him down on the mat. Azar Vulcan goes down on the mat. Zack Ryder quickly goes into the cover on the mat. Azar Vulcan the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2……..KICK OUT by Azar Vulcan!!]

JR-Azar Vulcan almost got beat there.

King-That wouldn’t be good for the ego.

Kris Gaffney-Who you kidding, he’d still think he’s better than everyone.

King-That’s true.

[Zack Ryder calls for the Rough Ryder, he measures up on Azar, he goes for the Rough Ryder, but Ryder is beat to the punch as Azar hits the Money Maker. Ryder goes down. Azar goes into the cover on Ryder. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2………….3!!]

JR-Ryder might have waited a bit too long.

Kris Gaffney-Always a concern.

("Dirty Little Girl" plays over the PA System and Mickie James comes out to the ring. Her girlfriend, Rebecca Michelle is on her arm, and she's carrying her lock box from First Blood. She heads down to the ring, and slides into it along with Rebecca, and takes a microphone.)

Mickie: OK.... I've sat on this for so long, but I can't wait any longer. Back at First Blood, we had the traditional Lock Box match, and of course we know that Eva Marie won the Money in the Bank briefcase, that we all wanted. So.... what did the rest of us get? Well, I can't speak for Ashley, or Rachel.... but I've been itching to talk about mine for the longest time. I opened my case.... and saw that I got the forfeit. The punishment. I was dreading it... and already planning to go begging to my BFF John Cena to get out of it.... before I saw what it was. I can only assume when this was made the forfeit.... they never expected me to get it. Because the forfeit.... is to perform HLA with any Diva of my choice! And as you can imagine.... I'm seriously excited about that. So naturally the first thing I did was call Mr Cena... and tell him I wanted this on my terms. I don't want to do this half assed. I don't want to do this in the ring.... and be censored.... and be only allowed to go so far. I don't want to waste an opportunity like this. And of course, Mr Cena knows I could pick one of his daughters..... hell.... I could pick his fiance... and I'm sure that terrifies him. Because on the one hand, if he makes me do it in the ring, in front of fans... well.... that humiliates his family in public. However if he lets me do it in my own home.... and spend a whole night with my victim.... they're in for a much funner ride. In the end, of course, he saw it my way, and me and Rebecca have been salivating of the thought of getting any Diva of our choice into bed with us. But who should we pick? Who indeed. I mean.... the obvious choice would be Amy Dumas... wouldn't it? My lifelong crush.... the hottest woman to ever set foot in this ring.... just thinking about it makes me.... well... never mind! But let's face it.... I've already had Amy naked in the ring with me.... I've already done things to her... and that was before she popped out even more kids. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cookies, but surely there's a better way to exploit this golden opportunity that has fallen into my.... lap.

That of course, I remembered... Laura Cena. The leggy blonde who has just come out as a lesbian, and decided to date her best friend, Ashley Irvine. That thought tempted me for all of 10 seconds before it hit me..... why not pick Ashley? I mean... there's 2 great reasons, isn't there? I did have a lot of fun with Stephanie after all. I guess there's 3 reasons, if you count her inheriting that great ass from her Mother. Plus it would be doing Laura a great service.... I'll teach Ashley everything she needs to know... and then she'll be ready for you..... and let's face it, she's the younger, hotter version of Amy. It's all too perfect.... and so.... my official choice is....

("Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Miley Cyrus blasts over the PA System and Laura Cena comes out to cheers from the crowd. Ashley is not with her. Laura heads down to the ring, clutching a microphone, and goes face to fact with Mickie.)

Laura: Don't do this..... I'm warning you.

Mickie: Hello to you too.... nice of you to join me in my moment if celebration!

Laura: Look, it doesn't surprise me that you and my Dad could conspire to give you this little prize.... and it wouldn't shock me if the real reason you're not picking me or Amy is because he won't let you. But do you think for one moment he's going to be happy with you picking Ashley? His soon to be step-daughter? My....... girlfriend. Doing that to me? To her?

Mickie: Frankly, I don't care if he likes it or not. I won this briefcase fair and square and I'm going to cash it in....

Laura: I'm sure it's not enforceable.... did every Diva in the locker room sign up for this? Agree to let you do this?

Mickie: So sue me. Or him. Would it make you feel better?

Laura: Why are you doing this to me?

Mickie: Oh darling.... I'm not doing anything to you... I'm doing everything to Ashley....

(At this, Laura goes to slap Mickie, but Rebecca grabs her hand and pulls her back. With the opening, Mickie hits Laura with her briefcase, and this enables Rebecca to restrain her properly.)

Mickie: I should have known you, or Amy would be out here, trying to get me to reconsider. Asking me to pick you instead. If I wanted you... I would have picked you. If anyone else wins this case, I'm sure it would have been a simple kiss in the ring with their best friend and then bye bye.... but it's just unlucky for you all that I got it. Frankly this is better than Money in the Bank..... but I promise I won't hurt Ashley.... well.... not unless she asks me to....

Laura: Take me instead. Leave her alone.

Mickie: Sorry Laura... it's tempting.... but this way.... this way I can look at that smug bitch Amy every time I see her, and know that I fu....

(Before she can finish, Laura lunges at Mickie again, but Rebecca is still able to pull her back. Mickie smirks.)

Mickie: Temper temper.... you need to calm down little one. Tell you what, why don't you face Rebecca right now... and work all that anger out of you. Someone get me a referee....

(A referee heads down to the ring and Laura nods, agreeing to the match. The referee calls for the bell. Rebecca runs and hits a big kick to the side of Laura's head, staggering her. As Laura stumbles, Rebecca rolls her up for 1..... 2...... kick out by Laura. Mickie smirks at how close it was. Rebecca runs for another kick to the head, clearly targeting it after Mickie hit her with the case earlier, but this time Laura grabs her leg, and transitions into a drop toe hold, and then into the WT...... H! Rebecca screams in pain but is able to lunge and grab the bottom rope. The referee counts 1.... 2..... 3..... 4..... Laura breaks the hold. Rebecca gets up and walks into a super kick. She spills to the outside where Mickie catches her, and comforts her, and now it's Laura's turn to smirk at Mickie.)

JR: This was a match no one was expecting... and it seems to her dissolved into mind games between Laura and Mickie James....

King: Mickie really suckered Rebecca into accepting this challenge....

Kris: But notice how she didn't put herself forward.....

(Rebecca climbs back into the ring and Laura grabs her and nails a german suplex. Rebecca springs to her feet quicker than expected, and then kicks Laura in the midsection and plants her with a DDT. She taunts to the crowd and then grabs Laura and puts her in the Hellcat Hold. Laura struggles against the hold but then after a while, starts to try and climb to her feet. Mickie James gets up on the apron and tries to distract the referee, but suddenly she's pulled down by Ashley Irvine who hammers away on her, taking her by surprise. Laura powers out of the move and kips up to her feet. Rebecca runs at her but Laura scoops her up and nails her with the Royally Screwed! Mickie James throws Ashley into the ring post and Ashley hits head first. and is dazed and falls back into Mickie's arms. Mickie turns Ashley's head and acts like she's going to kiss her, but Laura runs over and hits a baseball slide on Mickie, sending her into the barricade and freeing Ashley. Laura picks up Rebecca, and whilst staring down Mickie, kisses her to cheers from the audience, and then connects with Mickie's own move, the Long Kiss Goodnight! Mickie is screaming at her as Laura drops into the cover for 1...... 2....... 3!)

JR: I think Mickie had plans to give Ashley a bit of a preview.... but that backfired....

King: Best.... feud.... ever!

Kris: Who are you kidding.... Mickie will never let you watch what she does to Ashley!

(Laura picks up her microphone again and is basically screaming at Mickie.)

Laura: Is this how you want to play it? I'll make a deal with you. You and Rebecca against me and Ashley at the next Pay Per View. If we win.... you leave both of us alone. Use your disgusting contract on someone else. Not us.... and not Amy. If you win..... you get both of us. Together. And I won't stop you doing anything you want to Ashley..... but only if you can beat us.

Mickie: If you get to rule Amy out.... then I want her ruled in. If I win.... I get both of you.... WITHOUT using my contract. Of course I won't then use the contract on you or Ashley..... that would just be unfair....

Laura: Done.

(Laura hurls Rebecca hard out of the ring, and puts her arms around Ashley who has slid into the ring still holding her head. The two teams stare each other down as we go to commercial.)

(“Judas” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda and Troy Gafgen walks out on the stage as AJ Lee skip around them. Tony and Troy enter the ring.)

JR-This team came very close to being the one who defeated the former Tag Team Champions before Azar and the Wretched Nobody did it.

King-Guess we’ll see if they can get back into the race for the titles.

Kris Gaffney-Or will their hate of each other be too much.

(“The Duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape and Shinseke Nakamango are already in the ring as a grape avalanche comes down the ramp and lands on them.)

King-I see no negative out come.

Kris Gaffney-Guess when you can eat your way out, it’s never negative.

King-That’s right, it’s what the Melon Gods would want.

As the lights go out in the arena, In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly brings the arena to life with its opening organ. When the first licks of the guitar hit the speakers, Brandon Leno is seen standing on the stage, back to the ring with his arms stretched out to the side, head toward the sky. Different colored spotlights dance around him. Leno is wearing an acid wash jean jacket with an outline of a woman with psychedelic butterfly wings printed on the back of the jacket. Leno nods his head back and forth to the music as he turns around, aviator sunglasses on his face. Leno has his tie dyed tights on with Mr. Psychedelic printed across the back. Indica accompanies him down the ramp as he struts his way to the ring, grooving to the music. Len jumps onto the apron and gets into the ring. Once in the ring he goes to the turnbuckle, climbs the second rope and starts dancing to the music, trying to get the crowd involved. Orange looks around the arena, slowly pulls one hand out of his pocket and holds it just above his bellybutton and gives a lazy thumbs up before making his way down the ramp with his hands back into his pockets. Once at the ring, he slowly rolls under the ropes all the way to the middle of the ring where he does a kip-up with his hands still in his pocket. He walks to his corner giving a lazy thumbs up waiting for the match to begin.)

JR-Leno and Orange Reign have had success too, but last time they were in this situation it did not work out.

King-Guess we’ll find out if Orange Reign is focused or not.

Kris Gaffney-Not easy to know for sure.

[Kenny Omegrape walks around talking about the Melon Gods, this doesn’t please Troy Gafgen at all as he lands a fist to the face, but he goes for another fist to the face, but it’s ducked under, and Shinseke Nakamango is able to hit a kick to the side of the head. Tony Ikeda goes to add his partner, but Shinseke and Tony start to brawl. Troy Gafgen staggers forward, and Kenny Omegrape hits a kick to the gut, and he plants him down into the mat with an impaler DDT. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Troy Gafgen. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……..KICK OUT by Troy Gafgen. Kenny Omegrape hits a few stomps on the downed Troy Gafgen, and drops a few diving eblows to the top of the head of Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen is stunned, and he rolls towards the corner. Troy gets up in the corner, Kenny connects with a few fists to the face of Troy. Kenny tries to whip him to the other side of the ring, but it’s reversed. Kenny crashes into the corner, but as Troy runs into the corner, it’s countered by Kenny Omegrape who hits a boot to the face.]

JR-Kenny Omegrape has frustrated the former World Champion.

King-We are frustrating AJ right now by not talking about her.

Kris Gaffney-For some that might be fun.

[Brandon Leno ducks under a chair shot by Tony Ikeda, Brandon Leno is able to duck under. Brandon Leno kicks Tony Ikeda in the gut, and he plants him down on the mat with a DDT. Brandon Leno hits a elbow to the downed Tony Ikeda. Brandon Leno picks up Tony Ikeda, and he hooks him with a side Russian leg sweep. Out of no where Orange Reign comes into the picture fist ready to strike, and he connects with the Orange punch to the face of Tony Ikeda. This momentum sends him flying backwards into the side Russian leg sweep. Brandon Leno goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………………2………………KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda. Brandon Leno doesn’t seem too pleased. Brandon Leno grabs him by his hair. Tony Ikeda gets picked up, and he gets thrown into the ring steps. The ring steps fall off the base. Tony Ikeda gets placed on the base of the steps. Tony Ikeda gets set up, and Tony Ikeda gets dropped with the purple haze piled driver on the base of the steps.]

JR-Tony Ikeda might be in trouble here.

King-I’d agree, but then again it’s Tony…he survives everything.

Kris Gaffney-Must have been why he teamed up with Zack Ryder.

[Brandon Leno gets turned around it’s Troy Gafgen, Leno goes for a fist, but he ducks under, and he drops him with the chaos maker. Tony Ikeda crawls away after a few moments, and inside of the ring Shinseke goes for a kick to the head as Tony tries to get up to his feet. Tony Ikeda ducks under, and he hooks him and drops him with the full nelson slam!!]

JR-Tony Ikeda hits the full nelson slam.

King-We still remember when that use to beat people.

Kris Gaffney-Seemly that was a mistake.

King-You’re a mistake!

[Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and Kenny Omegrape takes him down with a spear that sends them both through the ropes. Troy Gafgen tries to take advantage of the chance to attack Shinseke, but before he can Brandon Leno kicks him in the gut, sets him up, and connects with the Purple Haze piledriver. Leno throws Nakamango out of the ring. Leno goes into the cover on Troy Gafgen. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…………3!!]

King-Well…things went as it should.

Kris Gaffney-Only if it wasn’t you who hit that move.

(Leno is celebrating, Orange Reign tries to get into the ring, but falls backwards, and falls asleep as Shockwave goes off the air.)