EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Shockwave video. As it ends, we go into the darken arena. Pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage, and they come to an end. The lights turn on as spotlights go over the arena showing the fans screaming, and waving their signs. Some signs say "Sammy killed my table", "Katie Lea wrote my sign", and "craziness".)

JR-Were coming off a very interesting Return of an Era, I'm good ol' JR along side Jerry "the King" Lawler, and Kris "KG" Gaffney.

King-And interesting doesn't even describe it, and were going to feel some of some of the fall out of that event as Marc Mead tries to gain his TV title back from Dewey Pond.

Kris Gaffney-That should be interesting, so let's get started.

("Destroy Everything" blasts on the PA system as SammyExtreme walks to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This is only SammyExtreme's second match since returning to the EMF.

King-Well he is going to be tested this week.

("AIDS theme" blasts on the PA system as Brandon Eastman walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-As King mentioned, Sammy will be tested…this is the co-holder of the tag team titles we are talking here.

King-Without a doubt this will gauge where Sammy is in his return.

Kris Gaffney-Eastman certainly has the height advantage, but both of these competitors are strong. You got to wonder who is stronger.

[SammyExtreme and Brandon Eastman lock up, Brandon Eastman over powers SammyExtreme, but not by much as he is able to back up SammyExtreme to the corner,a nd the ref asks for a clean break. Brandon Eastman slowly backs out of the corner, but then tries to take a cheap shot. SammmyExtreme moves out of the corner, and Brandon Eastman is in the corner. Brandon Eastman gets hit with a few fists to the face, and then SammyExtreme tries to whip Brandon Eastman to the corner, but it's reversed, and Eastman runs in the corner after a split second. Which allows SammyExtreme to bounce out of the corner on impact, leap, and hits a flying shoulder block that knocks down Brandon Eastman. Brandon Eastman gets up fairly quickly only to be met with a few fists to the face. Brandon Eastman is to the ropes, and SammyExtreme whips Brandon Eastman to the ropes. Brandon Eastman bounces off of the ropes. SammyExtreme hits a spinning spine buster that drives Branodn Eastman down to the mat. SammyExtreme is really pumped up, as he goes into the corner, and signals for Brandon Eastman to get up to his feet. Brandon Eastman slowly stumbles to his feet, turns around, and SammyExtreme goes for the GORE, but Brandon Eastman moves out of the way. SammyExtreme turns around into a kick into the gut, and Brandon Eastman puts SammyExtreme into a power bomb position. But before Brandon Eastman can hook to go for the Jager bomb, SammyExtreme counters with a back body drop. Brandon Eastman crashes on the mat. Brandon Eastman gets up to his feet, SammyExtreme kicks Brandon Eastman with a double under hook, and drives Brandon Eastman with a double armed DDT!]

JR-Not quite what SammyExtreme was going for, but I'm sure he'll take it.

King-Both almost hit their finishers there.

Kris Gaffney-Definitely both aren't working by the hour…

[SammyExtreme seems determined to hit the Gore, so he climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and waits for Brandon Eastman. Brandon Eastman gets up to his feet, and he turns around, SammyExtreme leaps off of the second turnbuckle, and tries to hit a gore from there. But Brandon Eastman catches SammyExtreme, and hits a power slam. Brandon Eastman goes down to the mat, and he is able to rest up for a little bit. Brandon Eastman gets up to his feet. SammyExtreme see's this, and charges at Brandon Eastman. Brandon Eastman picks up SammyExtreme, and hits a side walk slam. Brandon Eastman takes this time to rest up the rest of the way. SammyExtreme gets up to his feet, and SammyExtreme hits a few fists to the face, this stumbles back SammyExtreme. Brandon Eastman whips SammyExtreme to the ropes. SammyExtreme bounces off of the ropes, Brandon Eastman lowers his head, but before he can do anything SammyExtreme hits a kick to the face. Once he stumbles back in pain, SammyExtreme goes for a running clothesline, Brandon Eastman ducks it, and SammyExtreme turns around, and Brandon Eastman grabs him around the throat, he lifts him up, and drives him down with a choke slam! Brandon Eastman goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………………….2…………………………………SammyExtreme puts his foot on the rope. Brandon Eastman shakes his head trying to think of the next thing to do with this match as he gets up his feet, he decides that he might be able to get the Jagerbomb right about now, so he calls for his finisher.]

JR-Brandon Eastman probably wants to get this match over as soon as possible.

King-He probably under estimated Sammy.

Kris Gaffney-He probably is worrying about the state of tables.

[SammyExtreme gets up to his feet Brandon Eastman rakes his eyes, and sets up Sammy for the Jagerbomb. But it's countered by SammyExtreme hitting a back body drop that sends Brandon Eastman down. SammyExtreme falls on the ropes. Brandon Eastman gets up, and in anger he charges at SammyEreme senses him coming, and hits the Gore out of no where. SammyExtreme goes into the cover on Brandon Eastman, and gets the 1…………………..2……………………3!]

JR-SammyExtreme pulled one out of no where.

Kris Gaffney-Suppose when you share the same finisher as Edge…you can do that sort of thing.

("Obsession" blasts out over the PA system and Mickie James makes her way down the ramp in her usual skipping fasion, handing over her title belt as she gets into the ring.)

JR: The Women's Champion sure is looking forward to this....

King: So are we all!

Kris: Well everyone but Fyre...

("Light a Fire" blasts out and Fyre comes out, wearing nothing but her Bra and Thong. She looks deeply embaressed as she walks down t the ring and Mickie smirks.)

JR: This is the last thing Fyre ever wanted...

King: But all my dreams came true!

Kris: And so did Mickie's.... (Fyre slides into the ring looking deeply embaressed still. She charges at Mickie as the bell sounds, and nails a quick clothesline. She begins hammering away at Mickie, seemingly determined to not let the champion get any offence. She pulls Mickie to her feet by the hair and nails a quick snap suplex and drops instantly into a cover for 1.... kick out. She picks Mickie up again and throws her into the corner.... then charges and hits a spear into the turnbuckle. Mickie stumbles out and Fyre hits a snapmere and then kicks Mickie to the ground and hooks the leg again for 1.... kick out.)

JR: Fyre determined to end this quickly....

King: And who can blame her... once Mickie gets offence... shes in trouble.

Kris: But its what we're all looking forward to!

(Fyre picks Mickie up again but Mickie sticks a thumb in her eye. Fyre stumbles a little and Mickie drills her down with a textbook DDT. Mickie smirks as she looks at the down Fyre in her bra and thong. She lets Fyre stumble up and then throws her back down with a suplex. Mickie then kneels down, grabbing Fyre and placing her over her knee to cheers from the crowd. Fyre squirms but Mickie holds her in place and then spanks Fyre a couple of times before she gets away, looking embaressed. Mickie smirks. Fyre charges at Mickie and knocks her down with a clothesline.)

JR: Mickie reliving the past a little...

King: Ssshhh JR... some people don't know about that!

Kris: Isn't it Mickie's job to spill the secrets round here?

(Fyre hits a few stomps on Mickie and then climbs to the top rope, to look for a moonsault. Seemingly she over-estimated how hurt Mickie was as Mickie jumps up and runs at Fyre. She climbs the turnbuckle and hits a few shots, efore climbing back down and pulling Fyre to the floor. She backs Fyre into the corner... and smirks... before hitting a Knife-edge chop onto Fyre's breasts.... and then hitting a few more. She then steps bac and lets Fyre stumble out of the corner in pain before rolling her up for the 1..... 2..... kick out by Fyre. Mickie climbs to her feet but Fyre is quicker and as Mickie turns Fyre hits a suplex into a Bridge for the 1..... 2.... kick out by Mickie.)

JR: Both going close there...

King: Mickie should have used the thong for leveredge...

Kris: No one would stoop that low... would they?

(Mickie and Fyre both turn to eachother but Fyre hits a kick to the gut and looks for the Fyre-Starter..... Mickie elbows her away. As Fyre stumbles back Mickie grabs her by the hair, bends her head back and kisses her as part of the Long-Kiss Goodnight. However, instead of even looking for the kick, Mickie actualy moves her hand to unhook Fyre's bra, and pulls it clean off. Mickie's body blocks the view but she gets an eyeful and her face lights up. Fyre quickly covers herself before anyone else can see anything. Mickie is too distracted to hit another move but Fyre turns and runs out of the ring, sprinting up the ramp ovring herself with her hands. The referee reaches a 10 count and rings the bell. Mickie is decared the winner and handed her title. She twirls Fyre's bra in her hands, and then climbs the turnbuckle, raising both the title and the bra high. She mocks throwing it into the crowd to large cheers, but then decides against it, pocketing it as she leaves up the ramp.)

("Voices" blasts on the PA system as Randy Orton, and Tony Ikeda walk to the ring. "Sound of Madness" blasts on the PA system as Scott Tazte walks to the ring behind them.)

JR-This match is a collection of a little bit of all of the matches we saw at Return of an Era.

King-Yeah..got to wonder if these three can co-exisit.

("Dirty Window" blasts on the PA system as Dan Godwin walks to the ring, "Myke Hawke's theme" blasts on the PA system as he flexes, and pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. "Walk" blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard the new Extreme champion walks to the ring.)

JR-Speaking of questions….Godwin and Hawke were rivals for a few months, I doubt they have forgotten…

King-That's true..

[Randy Orton and Dan Godwin start out in the ring, it seems like Dan Godwin is really looking forward to facing Orton once again, but in typical heel like tactic. He makes the tag into Scott Tazte. Randy Orton goes out of the ring, and goes into the corner. Dan Godwin doesn't look too pleased. In fact he charges at Randy Orton, and Randy Orton jumps off of the apron before Dan Godwin is able to hit him. Scott Tazte not pleased that his long time rival would turn his back turns him around, and Scott Tazte hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Dan Godwin. Scott Tazte hits a short arm clothesline that knocks down Dan Godwin. Scott Tazte hits a few stomps on the downed Dan Godwin. Randy Orton seems to now want in, Scott Tazte whips Dan Godwin off of the ropes, and Dan Godwin bounces off of the ropes, and Scott Tazte hits a elbow to the face of Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin goes down to the mat holding his face, and Scott Tazte notes that Randy Orton wants to get back into the ring. Scott Tazte tags in Randy Orton, and then sets up Dan Godwin, and hits a snap suplex. Randy Orton hits a few stomps around the body of Dan Godwin. Randy Orton finishes his stomping, and hits a pattern knee drop to the face of Dan Godwin. Randy Orton goes into the cover, and the ref gets the 1………………..2……………………kick out by Dan Godwin. Randy Orton questions the count, but doesn't argue too much. He picks up Dan Godwin, and tries to whip him to the ropes. Dan Godwin bounces off of the ropes, Randy Orton lowers his head. Dan Godwin hits a kick to the face. Randy Orton stumbles around in pain. Dan Godwin makes a tag to Myke Hawke. Myke Hawke shrugs, he talks some trash to Dan Godwin as he comes in. He charges at Randy Orton who counters with a duck, and a 3.0 inverted back breaker on Myke Hawke. Randy Orton makes the tag to Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda comes into the ring, and then Myke Hawke is on his knee's and Tony Ikeda hits a boot to the side of the head. Tony Ikeda taunts the crowd as they are booing him loudly, and Tony Ikeda is looking for his next move.]

Kris Gaffney-What is Tony doing?

JR-Tony Ikeda is a veteran, he is the student of X-Cold, inside of his head he's searching for the right strategy to break down his opponent.

King-Or how he can be a Clod….stupid X-Clod…

[Myke Hawke hangs over the second rope trying to get to his feet, and Tony Ikeda runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes. Tony Ikeda comes off of the ropes, and leaps in the air, and comes across the back of Myke Hawke. Myke Hawke gets up to his feet stunned, and then Tony Ikeda waits for Myke Hawke to come towards him, and Tony Ikeda sets up Myke Hawke for the full nelson suplex. But Myke Hawke is able to hit a few elbows to the side of the head of Tony Ikeda to break up the finisher attempt. Myke Hawke grabs Tony Ikeda by the hair, and then throws him hard into the ring post. Tony Ikeda is in a lot of pain as he drops to the mat. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and takes a wild swing at Myke Hawke, Myke Hawke is able to duck under, and sets up Tony Ikeda, and puts him on the top turnbuckle facing away from the ring. Myke Hawke hits a few clubbing blows to the back of Tony Ikeda. He climbs up to the top rope, and sets him up, and hits a super belly to back suplex that sends Tony Ikeda crashing into the mat. Myke Hawke is also in pretty bad shape after that move, but he is able to roll into his corner, and make the tag to Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard comes into the ring, and he stops Tony Ikeda from getting back into the corner. Rad Hazard sets up Tony Ikeda, and goes for the figure four, but it's countered by Tony Ikeda who pushes Rad Hazard off of the figure four attempt. Rad Hazard stumbles, and crashes shoulder first into the ring post as the camera is able to get a clear shot of the pain that Rad Hazard is in right now as he falls into the mat.]

JR-Rad Hazard failed to lock on the figure four.

King-Guess Tony Ikeda wanted him to leave the memories alone.

Kris Gaffney-Hell…who does that…not even Ric Flair..

[Dan Godwin hit into Rad Hazard as he come into the corner, and he falls off of the apron. Rad Hazard gets up to his feet, and Tony Ikeda sets up Rad Hazard, and Tony Ikeda hits the full nelson suplex. Tony Iekda gets up to his feet, and gets hit with the eXecution by Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin goes over to the corner, and throws a punch on Randy Orton, and tries to hit a punch to Scott Tazte, but Soctt Tazte ducks it, and then hits a hang man on Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin stumbles backwards, Scott Tazte slides into the ring, and then hits the Remedy on Dan Godwin. Tony Ikeda on Dan Godwin, and the ref counts the 1…………………2…………………….3!]

JR-Tony Ikeda pinned the world champion.

King-But he probably doesn't realize it.

Kris Gaffney-Nope…Tazte did all the work for him…

("Drop the world" blasts on the PA system as Marc Mead walks out on the stage, and he climbs into the ring.)

JR- Last week Marc Mead was the victim of a major upset.

King-Just seems when it comes to Dewey Pond, Pond can find a way to win against Mead.

Kris Gaffney-I hate those you have issues beating.

King-That was every match for you…

King-……

("Bad Company" blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring holding the television championship.)

JR-It's been sometime, but once again Dewey Pond has finally gotten another taste of gold.

King-Meh…it hasn't been that long…just when he does get gold, anyone else isn't alive to talk.

Kris Gaffney-We cheer the mob, because it's cool to be in the mob.

[Dewey Pond and Marc Mead stare down at each other, and Marc Mead takes a random swing at Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond ducks under this, and then Dewey Pond hits a few knife edge chop to the chest of Marc Mead. Marc Mead stumbles backwards, and Dewey Pond whips him to the ropes, and Marc Mead bounces off of the ropes. Marc Mead ducks under, and Marc Mead continues to the other side of the ring, and bounces off of the ropes, and Dewey Pond turns around, and Marc Mead hits a lou thez press, and Marc Mead hits a few fists to the face of Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond is able to push Marc Mead, and Marc Mead goes down to the mat, he gets up to his feet. Dewey Pond gets up to his feet stunned, Marc Mead hits a running clothesline that knocks down Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond hits the mat, he slowly gets up to his feet. Dewey Pond is stunned, Dewey Pond turns around right into the waiting Marc Mead who picks up Dewey Pond. Marc Mead hits a body slam on Dewey Pond, and Marc Mead backs up, and hits a knee drop to the face of Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond is in pain, and he crawls into the corner, and Dewey Pond tries to get up to his feet, and Marc Mead hits a few stomps in the gut, and Dewey Pond falls in a sitting position. Marc Mead backs up, and charges at Dewey Pond, and hits a running knee's to the face. Dewey Pond is stunned, and is still sitting position. Marc Mead pulls up Dewey Pond, Dewey Pond gets whipped to the other sit of ring. Dewey Pond flips in the corner, and he falls to the apron. Marc Mead walks out on the apron, and Marc Mead stays back, Dewey Pond tries to go into the ring. Marc Mead hits a kick to the face of Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond is stunned, and he hangs over the middle rope, and Marc Mead hits a swinging neck breaker from the second turnbuckle that sends Dewey Pond to the mat. Marc Mead goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………………………….2…………………………………………………..kick out by Dewey Pond.]

JR-Almost got the three count.

King-That wouldn't be best of title reigns.

Kris Gaffney-There have been worse.

King-You'd know.

[Marc Mead shakes his head, and then he gets up to his feet. Dewey Pond is up to his knee's. Marc Mead goes for the Mead Kick V.1, but Dewey Pond is able to duck under the move, and pushes Marc Mead into the ropes. Marc Mead bounces off of the ropes, and Dewey Pond stands up, and Dewey Pond hits a t-bone suplex that drives him down to the mat, and Dewey Pond is down on the mat, and Marc Mead is now somewhat stunned due to that last move. But obviously he is going to have an easier time to recover, Marc Mead crawls over to the ropes, and uses them to climb up to his feet, and Dewey Pond gets up, and he runs at Marc Mead, and hits a clothesline over the top rope that sends him, and Marc Mead over the top rope, and both wrestlers crash down on the mat below around ring side. Both wrestlers are having issues getting up to their feet. Once they do Marc Mead is able to take a wild swing at Dewey Pond's head, but Dewey Pond is able to duck under. Marc Mead goes into a circle. Dewey Pond takes down Marc Mead with a double leg take down, and he sets up Marc Mead with a cataupault. Dewey Pond executes it. Marc Mead fly's through the air, and he crashes into the ring post. Marc Mead stumbles around stunned. Dewey Pond throws Marc Mead into the ring, and Dewey Pond he climbs into the ring. Dewey Pond picks up Marc Mead, and sets up Dewey Pond hits a snap suplex on Marc Mead. Dewey Pond goes to the outside, and he climbs up to the top rope. Dewey Pond leaps off of the top rope, and hits a pond water splash on Marc Mead. Dewey Pond goes into the cover on Marc Mead. The ref counts the 1…………………………..2…………………………..kickout by Marc Mead.]

JR-Almost three there.

King-For a street fight, they are keeping it in the ring.

Kris Gaffney-Well, you don’t' need weapons to be Extreme.

[Dewey Pond hits the mat in frustration as he thought that he should have had him there. Dewey Pond picks up Marc Mead, but Marc Mead is able to counter this with a eye rake. Marc mead runs to the ropes, and leaps on the ropes, and Marc Mead goes for the Mead Kick V.2. But Dewey Pond ducks under, and picks up Marc Mead for an electric chair drop, and Marc Mead counters into a victory roll that Dewey Pond catches into a pinning combination on Marc Mead for the 1………………….2………………3!]

JR-Pond shocked Mead again!

King-Pond seems to have Mead's number.

(Dewey Pond gets out of the ring just before Mead can react to the loss with a cheap shot. Dewey Pond raises the TV title in the ramp way as Shockwave goes off the air.)