(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video as it ends we go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. The lights turn on as fans wave their signs. Some signs say “I went insane watching Room Wars”, “Pond’s are a Tazte threat”, and “Edge won me a world title”.)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, were coming off of a great Hell on Earth. I’m Good Ol’ JR, Jim Ross along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-And we do have quite a show headlined by The Rock facing his long time rival Tony Ikeda.

Kris Gaffney-And a fatal four way of long hated enemies, should be interesting.

(“People Like Me” blasts on the PA system as CM Punk walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-CM Punk has come back from an injury, and is looking to make an impact.

King-Well, is anyone confused whether or not he still has Ashley?

Kris Gaffney-No idea…maybe we can ask her twin.

*Ashley Irvine is seated on the desk with a huge smile, and she shrugs*

(“Bad Company” blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-At Hell on Earth, Dewey Pond was able to defeat Big Sal, and while I don’t want to stir the pot, Dewey has been failing to mention that it was off of Sal not using a chair was what lead to his victory.

King-Well…he plans on giving him another chance, I guess that’s enough.

Kris Gaffney-Hopefully, Pond sure has a lot of issues lately.

[CM Punk and Dewey Pond lock up, and CM Punk hits a knee lift into the gut that doubles over. CM Punk hits a hard fist that knocks down Dewey Pond down to the mat, and Dewey Pond slowly gets up to his feet, and CM hits a few forearm shots to the face, and Dewey Pond stumbles backwards, into the ropes, and CM Punk tries to whip Dewey Pond to the ropes, but it’s reversed CM Punk bounces off of the ropes, and CM Punk bounces off of the ropes. CM Punk ducks a super kick by Dewey Pond, and CM Punk bounces off of the opposite side of the ring. CM Punk goes for a flying forearm that connects with a forearm shot that knocks down Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond goes down to the mat, and slowly gets up to his feet, CM Punk hits a kick to the gut, and sets up Dewey Pond, and hits a snap suplex on Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond gets in a sitting position, and CM Punk hits a kick to the face that takes down Dewey Pond. CM Punk runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes, and hits a knee lift that connects with Dewey Pond. CM Punk fires up the crowd as he waits as Dewey Pond slowly stumbles up to his feet, and CM Punk lifts up Dewey Pond, and puts him on his shoulders for the GTS. But Dewey Pond slides out of the back, CM Punk turns around, and Dewey Pond puts on a headlock, and CM Punk looks for a quick way out of it, and he backs to the ropes, and he whips Dewey Pond off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, Dewey Pond goes for a running clothesline, but it’s ducked under by CM Punk. Dewey Pond bounces off of the orpes, and CM Punk hits a leg lariat that connects with Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond goes down to the mat, and rolls into the ropes, and he gets up with the help of the ropes as CM Punk backs away, and waits for his time. He charges at Dewey Pond, Dewey Pond goes for a running clothesline. But it’s countered by Dewey Pond who hits a back body drop that sends CM Punk over the top rope. CM Punk lands on his feet, and Dewey Pond turns around, CM Punk hits a shoulder block that connects on Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond stumbles backwards. CM Punk sling shots himself on the top rope leaps on the top rope, and hits a diving flying clothesline. CM Punk see’s Dewey Pond has gotten up in the corner, and CM Punk closes the gap, and hits a few kicks into the corner, and hits a few body shots.]

JR-CM Punk is wearing down Dewey Pond.

King-Guess that Dewey Pond is finding out CM doesn’t suck so much.

Kris Gaffney-Guess not.

[CM Punk whips Dewey Pond into the opposite corner, and Dewey Pond crashes into the corner. CM Punk charges in the corner, and hits a running knee lift that stuns him, and CM Punk hooks Dewey Pond for a bulldog, and runs out of the corner, and before he can hit it. CM Punk is pushed off, and CM Punk crashes into the mat. Dewey Pond falls into the corner, and rests up as CM Punk is in pain, and Dewey Pond uses this chance to rest up. Once CM Punk gets up to his feet, he charges at Dewey Pond, but Dewey Pond is able to counter by side stepping CM Punk, and Dewey Pond throws CM Punk into the ring post. CM Punk is in pain as Dewey Pond takes a few moments to step back, and CM Punk pulls himself out of the corner, and Dewey Pond hits a running clothesline into the corner, and then turns it into a bulldog. Probably a mock at CM Punk for not hitting the move on him, but if it was, then it was just a mock, and a way to get some rest as Dewey Pond can’t follow up on it. Anyways the ref gets up to seven on his standing ten count, and finally Dewey Pond is able to get to his feet, but clearly he is more beat up as CM Punk is able to get up soon there after, and goes for a round house kick, but it’s ducked. CM Punk gets set up, and Dewey Pond hits an atomic drop that stumbles back CM Punk that stumbles CM Punk stumble forward. Dewey Pond hits a clubbing blow to the back of the head that sends CM Punk flying on the second rope. Dewey Pond shakes his head, trying to rest up, and he runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Dewey Pond leaps in the air, and comes crashing down on the back of CM Punk. Dewey Pond backs off CM Punk who gets up dazed, and Dewey Pond measures up. Dewey Pond picks up CM Punk, and he holds him, and then drops him down with a death valley driver! Dewey Pond goes into the cover on CM Punk, and the ref counts the 1……………….2……………kick out by CM Punk!]

JR-CM Punk just barely kicked out there.

King-Well, being Straight Edge, Punk has a lot of stress…seemly his body rolls his shoulders up for him.

[Dewey Pond picks up CM Punk, and whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and Dewey Pond hits the Dewey Pond into the cover for the 1……….2………the lights turn off for a little bit, and then they turn on. Both Dewey Pond and the ref are looking confused. Dewey Pond turns into CM Punk, Punk picks him up, and hits the GTS on Dewey Pond! CM Punk goes into the cover on Dewey Pond, and the ref counts the 1…………..2…………..3!]

JR-What was that all about?

King-Well lights went off…maybe William Regal is having power issues again..

(OOC – I didn’t know if this is how Pond wanted to progress his storyline, but it was the best one I could think of without going on a limb, while doing something, so edits are possible.)

(“Real American…eeerr..I mean She looks good to me” blasts on the PA system as Eve walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Eve has a chance here to step out of the shadows, and be an individual.

King-Not sure she did it with her promo.

Kris Gaffney-Well…got to start out somehow.

(“Bodies” blasts on the PA system as Marina walks to the ring, and she slides into the ring.)

JR-This is Marina’s first meeting with Eve I believe.

King-Hopefully she can make a good first impression

Kris Gaffney-Although she does bring up a good point about why care about hair and make up….not..that has ever come up in my mind or anything…

[Marina and Eve pace around the ring, and they lock up, and Marina puts Eve in a hammer lock. Marina is able to go behind Eve, and she puts her in a hammer lock, and Marina puts her in a head lock, Marina looks for a way out of the hold, and she backs Marina to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes. Marina bounces off of the ropes, and Marina comes off of the ropes, and hits a shoulder block, and Eve goes down to the mat, and she gets up to her feet. She charges at Marina, and Marina counters with a hip toss that sends Eve down to the mat, and she gets up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet, Marina hits a running clothesline that knocks down Eve. Eve goes down to the mat, and is slower to get up to her feet, and Eve hits a kick to the gut, and Marina sets up Eve, and Marina hits a snap suplex that puts down. Eve is in pain, and Marina hits a few stomps on the downed Eve, and Marina gets pushed away from Eve as they want her to give her room. Marina does that as Eve gets up to her feet, and Marina hits a few forearm shots to the face, and she whips Marina to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes. Marina goes for a clothesline, but Eve ducks under, and she bounces off of the ropes, and she comes off of the ropes. Eve leaps on to the second rope trying try spring board off of the ropes, but Marina was able to counter this by pushing Marina over the top rope, and Marina falls on the apron, and Eve falls to one knee trying to take her time to try to rest up, and she finally gets to her feet, and then she goes over to where Marina is who is trying to get up to her feet on the apron. Eve goes over to her, but Marina is able to counter with a hang man. Eve falls on the mat, and Marina climbs up to the apron, and up to the top rope, she waits as Eve slowly gets up to her feet, and once she does Marina leaps off of the top rope, and catches Eve with a cross body block. Marina hooks the leg, and the ref counts the 1………………2…………kick out by Eve. Marina takes a few moments to soak in that last move, and then she gets up to her feet, and pulls up Eve with her, Marina holds Eve up, and hits a standing drop kick that sends Eve stumbling backwards, and she falls into the corner. Marina see’s this as a chance to try to finish off this match early. Marina motions to the crowd that she is going to finish the match, and she runs up the turnbuckle, and before she drops the Extreme Seeing Stars. Eve comes up, and hits a power bomb off the top rope.]

JR-Marina saw a chance to win this match, but Eve took it away from her.

King-Well she hasn’t lost it yet.

Kris Gaffney-Sure sounded like it JR..

JR-….

[Marina crashes on the mat, and Eve takes a few moments to rest up in the corner, and she pulls herself up. Just in time for Marina to get up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet, she see’s Eve in the corner, and Eve charges at Marina, and Marina counters with a boot to the face. Marina stumbles backwards, and Eve charges out of the corner, and as a tribute to the guy she use to manage, she hits a running knee face buster. Marina falls down on the mat, and Eve can’t quite follow it up though as she slowly gets to her feet, and she falls to the ropes trying to rest up, and once she see’s Marina getting up, Eve hits a running clothesline that knocks down Marina. Marina gets up to her feet, and Marina hits a running clothesline that knocks down Marina. Eve hits a few forearm shots to the face of Marina who backs up to the ropes after she gets up. Eve tries to whip her to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes. Marina goes for a kick to the head of Eve, but Eve ducks under. Eve waits as Marina turns around, and Eve picks up Marina, hits a body slam on Marina. Eve turns around, and hits a standing moonsault into a cover on Marina as she hooks the leg. The ref counts the 1…………….2………………….kick out by Marina. Eve hits the mat, and she gets up to her feet as she yells for Marina to get up to her feet.]

JR-Eve might be on her way to scoring a huge upset.

King-For what reason would it be an upset?

Kris Gaffney-Guess because it’s her first match.

[Marina gets up to her feet as Eve shakes her head, and she hits a few fists to the face, and she whips Marina off of the ropes, and she hits a big boot to the face, and she goes for the leg drop of doooom, but Marina moves out of the way, Eve gets up in pain, and falls in the corner. Marina runs up the turnbuckle, and hits the Extreme Seeing Stars on Eve! Marina pulls Eve into the middle of the ring, and goes into the cover on Eve, and the ref counts the 1………….2……….3!]

(“Slither” blasts on the PA system as Firestorm walks to the ring.)

JR-Firestorm is the former IC champion, but he has things more important on his mind.

King-Well, he never said he was a proud IC champion, but he did use to get what he wanted.

(“Death of Me” blasts on the PA system as Scott Tazte walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Scott Tazte is a legend in the EMF, and you got to think that he notices that Firestorm has not gone away.

King-Well, their issues run deep, that much is for sure.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe they should have a DEATH CELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(“Monster” blasts on the PA system as Abyss walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Abyss is always a threat, no matter the situation.

King-Especially when he doesn’t have any girl around.

(“Walk” blasts on the PA system Rad Hazard walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Rad Hazard has a lot of experience, so despite not the most physically imposing, he always finds ways to win.

Kris Gaffney-I wish I had that quality.

King-and it showed with your basketball teams.

Kris Gaffney-AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

[Firestorm and Scott Tazte throw fists to the face, but suddenly Abyss and Rad Hazard go to both of them, and throw fists on them both separating from each other. Scott Tazte is able to duck one of the fists by Abyss, and now Abyss is near the ropes. Scott Tazte hits a few fists to the face, and this stuns Abyss into the ropes, and Scott Tazte backs off, and hits a cross body block that sends both him, and Abyss falling out of the ring, and to ring side on the mat. Firestorm and Rad Hazard are throwing fists to the face, and Firestorm puts on a headlock, and Rad Hazard whips Firestorm off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the orpes, and Firestorm hits a shoulder block that takes down Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard goes down to the mat, and slowly gets up to his feet, and Firestorm hits a kick to the gut, and Firestorm puts on a double under hook, and Firestorm hits a back breaker on Rad Hazard. Firestorm would go into the cover, but Abyss has climbed up to the apron, and Firestorm hits a few fists to the face of Abyss to stun him to hopefully avoid him from getting involved in any type of cover, and Scott Tazte comes from behind, and pulls his feet under neath him that sends him off of the apron. Which this sends Abyss falling off of the apron, and falling on the apron, and he hits his face. Firestorm turns around, and Rad Hazard goes for a jumping inverted Russian leg sweep, but Firestorm is able to block it which sends Rad Hazard flying into the mat. Rad Hazard slowly he gets up to his feet, and Firestorm hits a kick, and he hits a fyrestarter on Rad Hazard. But Rad Hazard twists it around, and pushes Firestorm off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Firestorm gets hit with a falling front spine buster which takes down Firestorm. Rad Hazard is down on the mat, but knowing that Firestorm won’t be down for long, he rolls under the ropes. He climbs up with the help of the ropes. He gets up with the help of the ropes, and once he does he climbs up to the top rope. He wiats as Firestorm slowly gets up to his feet, and Rad Hazard leaps off of the top rope, and he hits a flying shoulder block that knocks down Firestorm. Firestorm stays down on the mat, and this time Rad Hazard is able to think of another move as Firestorm has sit up, and Rad Hazard charges at Firestorm, and he hits a running knee to the face. Rad runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and he hits a leg drop on Firestorm. Rad Hazard goes into the cover on Firestorm, and the ref counts 1………………..2………the count is broken up by another competitor.]

JR-Almost three there.

King-Yeah, but I think Rad’s going pay for that.

Kris Gaffney-Nothing ever is for free…

[Rad Hazard is pulled out of the ring by Abyss who hits a knee lift to the gut of Rad Hazard. Abyss puts Rad Hazard into a bear hug position, and then charges into the ring post, and drives him into the ring post. Rad Hazard is in pain as Abyss drops down. Inside of the ring Scott Tazte has slide into the ring as seemly found a way to possible get a way to win this match over his recent nemesis Firestorm who is stumbling up to his feet, and once Firestorm turns around, Scott Tazte kicks him in the gut, and he goes for a the Remedy, but Firestorm is able to spin out of it, and Firestorm tries to bring Scott Tazte for a short arm clothesline, but it’s ducked under, and Scott Tazte runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. Scott Tazte leaps in the air, and he hits a flying forearm on Firestorm that knocks him down. Once he gets up to his feet, Firestorm charges at Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte hits a hip toss that takes him down to the mat. Firestorm slowly gets up to his feet, and Scott Tazte measures up as Firestorm turns towards him. Scott Tazte hits a kick to the gut, and Scott Tazte puts Firestorm into power bomb/piledriver position, and lifts him up, and drops him into a stacked power bomb, and the ref counts the 1…………….2…………..kick out by Firestorm! Scott Tazte picks up Firestorm and he puts him in position, and he goes for the remedy DDT once again, but Firestorm pushes him off once again, and into the corner. Suddenly Abyss comes out of no where, and smashes Scott Tazte with a body avalauche that smashes him into the corner, and Abyss picks up Scott Tazte, and drops him for a side walk slam, but before he can go into the cover, Firestorm picks up Abyss, but Abyss counters this with a knee lift into the gut that stun him. Abyss picks up Firestorm, and lifts him over his head, and brings him over to the ropes. Abyss throws Firestorm over the top rope as he crashes into the mat below as Abyss watches him fall.]

JR-Abyss strength is amazing.

King-I don’t think you need to tell Firestorm.

Kris Gaffney-You could hear him yell “Ammmmmaazing!” as he fell.

[Abyss turns around, and Scott Tazte hits the Remedy on Abyss. Scott Tazte gets up to his feet, and would go into the cover, but Rad Hazard comes into the ring, and hits a clubbing blow to the back of Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte stumbles forward, Rad Hazard charges at Scott Tazte, Rad Hazard hits a spear on Scott Tazte. Rad Hazard see’s Abyss getting up. Rad Hazard pulls up Abyss, but Abyss hits the black hole slam out of no where on Rad, Abyss falls down dazed from the Remedy. Scott Tazte gets up to his feet, and see’s Abyss ripe for the pickings, but Firestorm comes from behind, and hits a low blow. He throws Scott Tazte out of the ring. Abyss is getting up, and Firestorm hits a kick and a quick Firestarter! Firestorm goes into the cover on Abyss, and the ref counts the 1…………….2…………3!]

JR-Firestorm won this match.

King-He finally got one over on Tazte. And everyone else…got one over everyone else..

*Kris falls on his face*

(Tazte comes into the ring, and Firestorm backs out of the ring, but smiles as the two former friends, now rivals stare down each other.)

(“If You Smell” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring, and does his usual entrance.)

JR-Well the Rock didn’t quite win the world title, but he certainly wasn’t out classed, that much is for sure.

Kris Gaffney-There still are questions who is better out of Godwin and Rock.

King-I don’t care about any of it, all that got exploded in my mind after I watched Room Wars…

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Tony Ikeda and the Rock have a lot of history together, you got to wonder if this will go somewhere considering the Rock is coming off a tough loss.

Kris Gaffney-Well, Tony seems to think that he’s better than the Rock, but sure the Rock would say different.

King- They always do, I want to hear someone say “I’m not superior to someone else in any way”.

[The Rock and Tony Ikeda face off in the middle of the ring, suddenly Tony Ikeda hits a cheap slap on the Rock, and takes him down with a double leg take down, and hits a few fists to the face, and then the Rock is able to reverse it, and hits a few fists to the face of Tony Ikeda. Finally the ref gets sick of this, so he pulls the Rock off of Tony Ikeda, Tony Ikeda looks annoyed at the ref, and the ref runs away, and once the Rock turns towards Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda hits a poke to the eyes, Tony Ikeda hits a short arm clothesline that knocks the Rock down to the mat, Tony Ikeda hits a few stomps on the downed Rock. Finally the ref gets involved, and this makes Tony Ikeda back off as the Rock tries to get up in the corner, but Tony Ikeda doesn’t let him have any room to breath as he follows him in the corner, and Tony Ikeda hits a few fists to the Rock, and he brings him out of the corner, and Tony Ikeda whips him out of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. And Tony Ikeda hits a flying back elbow to the face the Rock goes down to the mat, and rolls out of the ring under the ropes, and Tony Ikeda measures up as the Rock gets up with the help of the ropes on the apron, but Tony Ikeda has other plans for this as he hits a standing drop kick that knocks down the Rock from the apron. The Rock crashes into the mat, and Tony Ikeda takes a few moments to measure up as the Rock slowly gets up to his feet, and once he does, Tony Ikeda sling shots himself over the top rope, and hits a flying body cross over the top rope. Both Tony Ikeda, and the Rock are down on the mat, and Tony Ikeda takes a few shots to the face of the Rock, before getting up to his feet, and he brings the Rock over the ring steps, and smashes the Rock into the steel steps once, and he brings up the Rock, and hits his head on the steel steps once again. Tony Ikeda throws the Rock into the ring as he realizes that the ten count is getting close to being up. Tony Ikeda jumps on the apron, and plans on what he is going to do next.]

JR-Tony Ikeda is bringing it to the Rock.

King-Well that’s what he always asks for, right?

Kris Gaffney-Guess so, guess he wishes that one would have stuck better than “you want some, come get some”.

[He climbs up to the top rope, and he mesures up the Rock, and once the Rock gets up to his feet. Tony Ikeda goes for double axe handle, but it’s countered with the Rock going for the Rock Bottom, but Tony Ikeda is able to elbow out of it. the Rock stumbles backwards, and Tony Ikeda charges at the Rock, but the Rock counters it with a somaon drop. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, but seemly Tony Ikeda is the lesser worst for wear as he slowly gets up to his feet, and he turns just as the Rock nips up. Tony Ikeda goes for a running clothesline that the Rock ducks under. Tony Ikeda turns around, and Tony Ikeda gets hit with a few hard, quick fists to the face of Tony Ikeda. The Rock whips Tony Ikeda to the ropes, that is he would if Tony Ikeda didn’t reverse the whip. The Rock bounces off of the ropes, and the he bounces off of the ropes, and as Tony Ikeda turns around. The Rock leaps in the air, and he hits a flying clothesline that knocks down Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda is slow to get up to his feet, and he is dazed as the Rock hits a hard fist that knocks him back into the corner, the Rock hits a few fists to the face, and then the Rock backs up, spits on his fist, and hits an extra hard fist to the face, and Tony Ikeda almost falls out of the ring. The Rock whips Tony Ikeda to the corner of the ring, and Tony Ikeda stumbles out of the corner, and the Rock kicks Tony Ikeda in the gut, and hits a quick DDT on him. Once again, the Rock nips up, and the Rock looks to the camera, and then he gets down in the position for the Rock bottom as he waits for Tony Ikeda to get up to his feet.]

JR-The Rock is setting up to end this match.

King-It didn’t work out for him at Hell on Earth.

Kris Gaffney-Yes we know, he lost…

[Tony Ikeda stumbles up, and turns right into the Rock bottom, and the Rock goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref counts the 1………..2……..Tony Ikeda puts his foot on the ropes, and rolls out of the ring. The Rock is saying something to the ref, and then goes after Tony Ikeda. But Tony Ikeda turns around, and hits the Rock with a chair as the ref calls for the DQ on Tony Ikeda.]

JR-the Rock has won this match via DQ.

Kris Gaffney-But seemly he’s not done.

(Tony Ikeda goes after the Rock in the ring with the chair, but the Rock counters with the Rock Bottom. The Rock rolls out of the ring, and poses on the top of the stage as Shockwave goes off the air.)