EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video, and soon as it ends we go into the darken arena in New York as the pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. The lights turn on as fans wave their signs, and yell. Some of the signs say “If I was facing Maven…I would beat him”, “Cole Miners ruined my car!”, and “Jersey = Wrestling goldmine!”

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, and we have a huge match for you tonight.

King-Yeah, we will find a true #1 contender for the world championship.

Kris Gaffney-This is brutal…first Maven, now this…

(“Close Your Eyes” blasts on the PA system as Christian walks down to the ring doing his hood-tastic entrance “Death of Me” as Scott Tazte walks to the ring. “Walk” blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard follows behind. “Bad Company” blasts on the PA system as Big Sal, and Dewey Pond walks to the ring. “Slither” blasts on the PA system as Firestorm walks to the ring. Voices blasts on the PA system as Randy Orton falls behind doing his slow walk of DOOM! “Through the fire, and the flames” blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks to the ring.)

JR-This ground of superstars are very diverse, some of these guys have been world champion, but there are few of these guys who have been in the hunt for years, and it could be their time.

King-Well, that’s the good thing about battle royals, even the most unexpected guy can win it.

Kris Gaffney-Yet it’s always won by someone you can put some logic to…I never got that…

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda walks to the ring, “People Like Me” blasts on the PA system as CM Punk walk to the ring. “MNM” blasts on the PA system as John Morrison and Joey Mercury walk out posing for the camera’s. “Monster” blasts on the PA system as Carnage walks to the ring. “MxMxPunk’s theme” blasts on the PA system as MxMxPunk walks to the ring. “Monster” blasts on the PA system as Abyss walks to the ring. “If You Smell..” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring. “Brandon Eastman’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Brandon Eastman walks to the ring. “Victory is Mine” blasts on the PA system as finally Santino walks to the irng.)

JR-It’s hard to pick a clear favorite.

King-Odd that Santino got the final entrance.

Kris Gaffney-They must be building up for something big…

[Everyone in the battle royal take a few moments to let the crowd build, and all of a sudden the entire ring goes after each other. They all start throwing fists to the face, we focus on Christian who has thrown fists to the face of Troy Gafgen, but Troy Gafgen isn’t moving. Christian looks around like he doesn’t know what to do, and then he kicks Troy Gafgen in the balls, which does hurt him. Christian slips behind Troy Gafgen, and goes for the Kill Switch, but Troy Gafgen pushes Christian forward, and he goes right into the arms of Carnage who grabs Christian by the throat, lifts him up, and throws him over the top rope into a choke slam that sends Christian crashing on the mat. CHRISTIAN IS ELIMINATED. On other side of the ring the Rock has John Morrison in trouble as he is trying to push him off of the ropes, but before he can throw him out of the ring, Joey Mercury comes over, and hits the Rock with a clubbing blow. The Rock turns around in pain, and Joey Mercury hits a few fists to the face, and tries to whip the Rock, but the Rock reverses it, and the Rock pulls Joey Mercury into him, Joey Mercury goes for a clothesline, the Rock ducks it, and the Rock kicks Joey Mercury in the gut, and hits a DDT. The Rock nips up, seeing a chance to make his career. Santino yells “youasonofguna”, charges at the Rock, but the Rock side steps him, and throws him over to the ropes. Santino lands, and yells that shouldn’t count! But obviously the ref’s aren’t hearing anything of it as they are leading him back. SANTINO MARELLA IS ELIMINATED. On another side of the ring Troy Gafgen has Joey Mercury on the ropes trying to throw him over the top rope, but John Morrison comes out of no where, seeing that Troy Gafgen is off his center of gravity trying to push Joey Mercy out. He is able to push Troy Gafgen out, and Troy Gafgen falls on the mat below. TROY GAFGEN IS ELIMINATED John Morrison seems happy about this, but CM Punk comes from behind, and throws John Morrison out of the ring, and turns his back as John Morrison is on the apron with Joey Mercury. CM Punk turns around, notices this, and charges at John Morrison as he’s obviously the bigger name out of the two M and M, but Morrison ducks out of the way, and for some reason Mercury is sent into the firing line of CM Punk who jumps on the second rope, and hits a high knee on the face that sends Joey Mercury flying off of the apron, and on to the floor as John Morrison gets back into the ring. JOEY MERCURY is eliminated. CM Punk looks disappointed, but he doesn’t have long to regret as John Morrison comes from behind and hits a few forearm shots to CM Punk for knocking his butler/tag team partner/manager out of the ring.]

JR-Mercury is out.

Kris Gaffney-I wonder if Morrison meant for that to happen.

King-What? It’s his job to take the fall…ya!

[CM Punk turns around, and John Morrison has snuck behind him, and CM Punk gets hit with a drop sault that sends CM Punk stumbling backwards, and Joey Mercury who had recovered had jumped up on the apron, and lowers the ropes, and CM Punk falls over the top rope, and on to the floor. CM PUNK IS ELIMINATED! John Morrison turns around gets hit with a first by Tony Ikeda. On another side of the ring, Abyss seemly have the Rock on the ropes, and he whips Abyss to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, he hooks the ropes, and Abyss charges at the Rock. The Rock counters with a back body drop that sends Abyss over the top rope, and crashing down on the mat. ABYSS IS ELIMINATED! MxMxPunk seeing that the Rock is valunable charges at the Rock, The Rock throws him over the top rope, but MxMxPunk is able to hit a shoulder into the gut, which backs up the Rock. MxMxPunk tries to come into the into the ring, but Randy Orton hits a running knee lift to MxMxPunk before he can get into the ring, and MxMxPunk falls backwards, and on to the floor. MXMXPUNK HAS BEEN ELIMINATED. Somewhere else, Big Sal is in trouble as Tony Ikeda is pounding on him, suddenly Dewey Pond comes from behind, and hits a few clubbing blows to the back of Tony Ikeda. He turns around, and Dewey Pond hits a few fists to the face, and Tony Ikeda is able to block one of the punches, and Dewey Pond gets hit with an eye poke. He stumbles back blinded, Tony Ikeda is coming close, so out of instinct, Dewey Pond goes for a super kick, Tony Ikeda ducks under, and Dewey Pond hits Big Sal instead. Big Sal off of the apron, and on to the floor. BIG SAL IS ELIMINATED! Dewey Pond looks shocked, Tony Ikeda comes from behind and throws Dewey Pond out of the ring. DEWEY POND IS ELIMINATED. The two Bad Company member exchange heated words as the two are being pushed to go to the back. On the other side of the ring, Randy Orton is going for the RKO on Scott Tazte. As he is getting up to his feet, he goes for it, but Scott Tazte blocks, and uses his momentum to hold up Orton in the air, and throw him over the top rope. Orton crashes on the floor. RANDY ORTON IS ELIMINATED!]

JR-Randy Orton is gone.

King-Guess the voices in his head didn’t see that coming.

Kris Gaffney-Guess not.

[Brandon Eastman comes from behind Scott Tazte, and hits a kick to the back of the head. This makes Brandon Eastman to fall out of the ring, but obviously he isn’t in any danger as he only went through the ropes. Brandon Eastman charges at Scott Tazte, but Scott Tazte sets up Brandon Eastman, and back drops Brandon Eastman over the top rope, and he goes crashing down on the mat below. BRANDON EASTMAN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED. John Morrison has Rad Hazard down, he measures up on Rad Hazard who is trying to get up to his feet. John Morrison jumps on the middle of the ropes. Rad Hazard tries to hit throw John Morrison over the top rope, but Rad gets hit with a back kick. Which makes Rad Hazard stumbles backwards, and John Morrison hits a chuck kick that connects on Rad Hazard. John Morrison picks up Rad Hazard, and throws him out of the ring. RAD HAZARD HAS BEEN ELIMINATED John Morrison turns around, and he is hit with a running clothesline by Firestorm. Morrison gets up to his feet, and Firestorm knocks down John Morrison with a super kick. Morrison slowly gets up to his feet, Firestorm sets up John Morrison up for the Firestarter. But suddenly Degenerate jumps on the apron, this makes Firestorm stop for a few moments, and John Morrison breaks the grip of Firestorm, and John Morrison throws Firestorm over the top rope. FIRESTORM HAS BEEN ELIMINATED! Degenerate his a kick to the downed Firestorm, he laughs as refs push him to the back. Scott Tazte is on the shoulders of Carnage. But before he can do anything Tony Ikeda comes into the picture, and he smashes Carnage. Which sends Scott Tazte down to the mat, and Tony Ikeda throws Carnage over the top rope. CARNAGE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED! Tony Ikeda laughs, but Carnage angry grabs Tony Ikeda around the throat, and holds Tony Ikeda in place. Tony Ikeda rakes the eyes of Carnage, and breaks the grip of Carnage. Tony Ikeda turns around, only to be hit with the Rock’s spit punch that sends Tony Ikeda flying over the top rope, and on the mat. TONY IKEDA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!]

JR-Were down to the final three, the Rock, Scott Tazte, and John Morrison.

[John Morrison and the Rock throw fists, but the rock blocks one of them, and then hits a few fists to the face. The Rock whips John Morrison to the ropes, and John Morrison bounces off of the ropes, and The Rock hits the spine on the pine. The Rock goes over to John Morrison, and sets up for the Rock Bottom. The Rock throws off his elbow pad, and he goes to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. John Morrison got up, and hits a leg lariat, this makes the Rock fall through the ropes. John Morrison turns around, and gets kicked, and Scott Tazte hits the Remedy. Scott Tazte picks up John Morrison, and is about to throw him out of the ring, but John Morrison hits a low blow, and Morrison counters, and throws Scott Tazte out of the ring. SCOTT TAZTE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED. John Morrison celebrates, like he think he has won, and he slowly turns around, and the Rock clotheslines John Morrison out of the ring. JOHN MORRISON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!]

JR-The Rock did it! The Rock is the number one contender.

King-That was unexpected…like trying to face the Tyler Reks of the future, and expecting to get the Tyler Reks of the now.

Kris Gaffney-That guy has been immortalized thanks to Matt Hardy.

(Shockwave goes off the air with the Rock celebrating on the turnbuckle with his fans.)