(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, we go into the Shockwave video.)

(Pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage in the darken arena. The lights turn on, and fans yell, and wave their signs. Some signs say “EMF superstars stole my tour of Washington”, “Mastermind should get in the sign business”, and

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. We have great matches for you tonight, some with championship implications on the line. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King- That’s right JR, we do have many great matches. Tonight is headlined by Khaos taking on the Vigilante.

Kris Gaffney-Which is non-title, but these two men have been running over competition, they both will want to prove a point tonight.

(“I want it all” blasts on the PA system as Jay Voltage walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Jay Voltage is not lacking in confidence.

King-He also reminds me of a good name.

(“Snakes and Ladders” blasts on the PA system as Baron LeBeau walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Jay Voltage might be looking past Baron LeBeau.

King-I guess if you are as good as Jay Voltage you don’t need to, but we’ll see what to expect out of Baron.

Kris Gaffney-He seemed good in the match that never happened.

[Jay Voltage and Baron LeBeau pace around the ring, Jay Voltage and Baron lock up, and Jay Voltage fight for position, and Jay is able to put Baron into a side head lock. He puts the pressure on Baron LeBeau, he looks for a way out of the hold. He tries to put a wrist lock. But Jay Voltage is able ot put it back into a side head lock. Baron LeBeau is able to get to the side of Jay Voltage, and he goes for a belly to back suplex. But it’s countered by Jay Voltage who rolls out of the back. Jay Voltage lands on his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Baron LeBeau throws a fist to the face, but it’s ducked under, and Jay Voltage hits a t-bone suplex that sends him down on the mat, and he gets up to his feet dazed. Jay Voltage hits a running clothesline that knocsk down Baron LeBeau. He gets up to his feet, and once he does, Jay Voltage throws a fist to the face. But it’s countered with a block, and he hits a few fists to the face that makes him back up to the ropes. Baron LeBeau is on the ropes. Jay Voltage whips him to the ropes before the ref gets on him about giving him space. Baron Lebeau bounces off of the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. Jay Voltage lowers his head, but Baron is able to go for a sun set flip, Jay is able to quickly answer with a stomp on the downed Baron, and he hits a elbow drop that makes Baron Lebeau roll around in pain, and then Jay Voltage backs away as Baron LeBeau gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet Jay Voltage hits a drop kick that knocks him back into the corenr, and Jay Voltage hits a few shoulder blocks into the gut after closes the gap between him, and Baron. The ref yells at Jay Voltage to back away, and he does this, and he goes back on the attack, he hits a hard fist to the face that stuns Baron. Jay whips Baron to the other side of the ring. He crashes into the corner, Jay Voltage gets hit with a boot to the face that stumbles backwards. Baron LeBeau runs tou of the corner, but Jay Voltage counters with a scoop power slam into a cover, the ref counts the 1………..2……..KICK OUT by Baron LeBeau.]

JR-What a move by Jay Voltage.

King-Both of these new comers to the EMF are really talented, and both want to start off on the right foot. It’s not going to be easy to get a win tonight.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe if I won my first match, things would have been different.

King-Unlikely.

[Jay Voltage picks up Baron Lebeau by his hair, but it’s countered with a inverted atomic drop. Jay Voltage stumbles backwards in pain, and he throws a fist to the face. But Baron LeBeau counters with a an atomic drop which knocks him forward. Baron LEbeau hits a standing drop kick which makes Jay Voltage stumble forward, and he trips on the middle rope, and he falls out of the ring. He is hurting on the mat, Baron Lebeau takes a few moments to rest Baron LeBeau gets up to his feet. He runs to the ropes, he comes off of the ropes, Baron LeBeau hits a baseball slide that connects on Jay Voltage. Jay Voltage stumbles backwards, and he hits the mat. Baron takes a few moments to rest up, and then once he gets up to his feet he see’s that Jay Voltage is trying to struggle up to his feet. Once he is up to his feet. Baron LeBeau is able to sling shot himself over the top rope, and he connects with a flying cross body block over the top rope. Baron hits a few fists to the face of the downed Jay Voltage. Baron grabs Jay Voltage, and he brings him over to the ring steps. Baron smashes Jay Voltages head into the ring steps. Jay Voltage falls on to one knee, and Baron throws him into the ring. Baron rolls into the ring. He measures up on Jay, Jay is up to his feet. He stumbles around, He turns towards Baron who picks him up, and drops him for a scoop slam driver into a cover, the ref counts the 1……….2………KICK OUT by Jay Voltage. Baron Lebaeu hits a few stomps on the downed Jay Voltage, he picks up Jay. He hits a few europeaon upper cuts that knock him backwards. He tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Baron LeBeau. Baron shoots off of the ropes, and then he hits a flying forearm that knocks down Jay Voltage.]

JR-What a move by Baron.

King-He needs to keep the pressure on.

Kris Gaffney-Sounds like both JR and King made obvious statements.

[Jay Voltage gets up to his feet. Baron LeBeau hits a drop kick that knocks back Baron LeBeau that sends him flying backwards to the ropes. Baron LeBeau runs at Jay Voltage, and he hits a clothesline that takes him, and Jay Voltage over the top rope, both wrestlers spill out on the floor. Both wrestlers take a few moments to get up to their feet. Jay Voltage, and Baron Lebeau are slow to get up to their feet. They throw fists to the face, and then Baron LeBaeu throws a fist to the face that Jay Voltage is able to duck under, and Voltage hits a super kick that knocks down Baron. Voltage notices that the count is getting close to 10. He goes to the ring, but Baron grabs Voltage to stop him. Voltage turns around, and Baron throws a fist to the face. But it’s ducked under by Voltage, Voltage goes for a belly to back suplex. Baron rolls out of the back. Baron stumbles a bit to the steel steps. Voltage has a clear path to the ring, but he charges at Baron. Baron counters with a drop toe hold that sends him flying into the ring steps. Baron dives into the ring just before the 10 count. Baron wins via count out.]

JR-Voltage could have gotten into the ring, but he made one mistake, and Baron got in the ring before the count of ten to get the count out win.

(“Big Slack’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Big Slack walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Big Slack has had a few bad breaks over the past few weeks, but he looks like he is ready to change his fortuntes.

King-Always easier said than done.

(“Pain” blasts on the PA system as Hardcore Kid walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The leader of the Degenerate Army would probably like a win here to help his cause.

King-Of being a two time TV champion?

Kris Gaffney-He’s still going on about that…

(“Rick Ranger’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Rick Ranger walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Rick Ranger like the first two could use this win.

King-It’s only his second match, but it’s always good to get one.

Kris Gaffney-Wonder if he’s ever going to be attacked by a radical feminist.

[Big Slack, Rick Ranger, and Hardcore Kid stare at each other. Hardcore Kid charges at Big Slack, and he hits a few fists to the face of Big Slack, and Hardcore Kid runs to the ropes, he comes off of the ropes, he goes for a cross body lbock to try to knock Big Slack over the top rope. But it’s caught by Big Slack who hits a fall away slam that sends Hardcore Kid flying out of the ring, he crashes down on the floor around ring side. Rick Ranger see’s that he has a chance to try to get this match into his control, he hits a few clubbing blows to the back of Big Slack. Slack turns around, and Rick Ranger goes a few fists to the face, Big Slack is able to counter with block, and he hits a head butt that knocks him down on the mat. Rick Ranger gets up to his feet a little more dazed, and he throws a wild fist to the face. Big Slack is able to counter with a knee lift, and he grabs Rick Ranger, and he hits a big hip toss that sends Rick Ranger flying through the mat. He crashes hard on the mat back first. Rick Ranger yells in pain with the impact of the move. Big Slack waits as Rick Ranger is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Rick Ranger turns towards Big Slack, and Big Slack is able to pick up Rick Ranger, and he hits a body slam. Big Slack runs to the ropes, and as he comes off of the ropes. Hardcore Kid hits a chair shot to the big of Big Slack. Big Slack turns around more angry than hurt he grabs Hardcore Kid by the hair, and he brings him up to the apron. But Rick Ranger is able to pushes Big Slack forward, and he hits hard into Hardcore Kid who falls off of the apron, and he hits into the guard rail. Hardcore Kid hits a drop kick to the back of the leg which puts Big Slack down to one knee, and Rick Ranger hooks Big Slack, and he drops him for a reverse DDT. Rick Ranger having Big Slack down on the mat knowing that he might not get a better chance, he goes over to the corner. He pulls himself up to the second rope, he leaps off of the second rope, and nails a flying elbow drop that connects to Big Slack.]

JR-What a move by Rick Ranger.

King-Big Slack probably didn’t expect that.

Kris Gaffney-Well it’s a triple threat, you don’t really know what to expect.

[Rick Ranger goes into the cover on Big Slack, the ref counts the 1…………2………Hardcore Kid from the outside of the ring grabs Big Slack’s leg, and he pulls him out of the ring. Hardcore Kid hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Rick Ranger, he grabs him by the hair, charges, and he throws him into the ring steps. Hardcore Kid backs up, and Big Slack has already gotten up, and he grabs Hardcore Kid’s hair again, trying to drag him on the apron. But Hardcore Kid was ready for this, and he turns around, and he hits Big Slack with a Singapore Cane shot to the head. This makes Big Slack fall down on the mat, and Hardcore Kid slides under the ropes, and he measures up on Big Slack, he goes for the Stunner. But Big Slack is able to push Hardcore Kid off, and Kid falls hard into the corner. Big Slack goes for a running shoulder block into the corner. Hardcore Kid moves out of the way. Slack hits into the ring post. Hardcore Kid pulls himself up to the second rope. He measures up, and he leaps off, and he hits a flying bulldog that plants Big Slack.]

JR-What a move by Hardcore Kid.

King-Maybe Slack isn’t as ready as he thought he was.

Kris Gaffney-The voice in his head says a lot of things.

[Big Slack is slow to get up to his feet, Hardcore Kid goes for the Stunner, but Big Slack pushes off. Hardcore Kid goes face first into Rick Ranger who falls to the ground around ring side. Big Slakc hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Hardcore Kid, he lifts him up, and drives him down with the Death From Above. Big Slack goes into the cover on Hardcore Kid, the ref counts the 1……….2………….3. Rick Ranger tried to break up the count, but was too late.]

JR-Rick Ranger tried to break up the pin, was just a little late, and Big Slack comes back, and gets a big win.

(“Rollin” blasts on the PA system as Tails Benoit walks to the ring along with Justin Fisher, he steps inside of the ring.)

King-Tails is just starting in the EMF.

JR-Well, he couldn’t have found any better to train him than Justin Fisher .

Kris Gaffney-Someone has to keep the craziness in the EMF.

(“Shapeshifter” blasts on the PA system as Syn walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Syn is looking for his first chance at gold.

Kris Gaffney-It’s not easy.

King-You would know.

(“If you smell” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The Rock has seen all of the wars in the EMF.

King-He’s done a lot in, and out of the EMF.

Kris Gaffney-Guess we will see if this is the start of more to add to his legacy.

[Syn, The Rock, and Tails Benoit all pace around the ring. They are all waiting for someone to make the first move. Tails Benoit is the first one to go for a super kick on The Rock. The Rock is able to duck under, and he sets up, and he hits a belly to back suplex that sends Tails Benoit flying over the top rope, and he crashes down on the mat around ring side. Syn tries to roll up The Rock. But The Rock grabs a hold of the ropes, and he rolls through. Syn tries to get up to his feet. Once before he gets up to his feet he gets hit with a kick to the face that knocks down Syn. The Rock hits a few stomps on the downed Syn. Syn rolls away allowing himself to get up to his knee’s. The Rock goes over to Syn. Syn fires away a few fists to the gut that makes The Rock stumble backwards. Syn gets up to his feet, The Rock side steps him. He grabs The Rock throws Syn forward right into Tails Benoit who was trying to get back on up on the apron. Tails Benoit goes flying off of the apron, and on to the floor. The Rock school boy’s Syn, the ref counts the 1………..2………..KICK OUT by Syn. Syn gets up to his feet, he throws a fist to the face, but it’s blocked. The Rock pushes him forward, and he gets hit with drop kick which knocks Syn into the corner in a seated position. The Rock charges at Syn in the corner. But Syn moves out of the way. The Rock has to pull himself off of the bottom rope. He runs after Syn trying to get the match into his control. But Syn is able to catch him right into a t-bone suplex. This sends The Rock flying, and he crashes down on the mat. Syn is slow to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Syn hits a running clothesline that knocks him down on the mat, and The Rock gets up to his feet. Syn hits a few fists to the face of The Rock. Syn whips him to the ropes, but The Rock is able to reverse the whip. He bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes. The Rock lowers his head. But Syn kicks The Rock into the face. This makes The Rock stumbles backwards, he stumbles back, throwing a wild fist to the face. But Syn ducks under, The Rock gets picked up, and Syn hits a whiplash spine buster that plants The Rock into the mat. Syn goes into the cover on The Rock, the ref counts the 1……………2………..KICK OUT by The Rock! Syn hits a few stomps on the downed The Rock. He then puts his leg on the ropes, and Syn jumps on the bottom rope, he comes down on the leg of The Rock. The Rock is in a lot of pain.]

JR-Syn has taken control of this match.

King-We know that Syn is very talented, he’s going to have to keep the pressure on the Rock though.

Kris Gaffney-That’s true, the Rock has won a lot of championships, you can’t count him out so easily.

[Syn sets up the Rock’s leg again, and he goes on the bottom rope, and tries to come down on the Rock’s leg once again. But it’s countered by the Rock using his free leg, and he pushes Syn over the top rope, and Sny crashes hard on the floor. Syn stunned gets up to his feet. Tails Benoit grabs Syn, and he throws him ahrd into the ring steps. Syn crashes hard into the ring steps shoulder first, and Syn is down on the mat. Tails Benoit hits a few stomps on the downed Syn. The Rock has rolled out of the ring, and he’s sneaking up on Tails Benoit, Tails Benoit turns around, and the Rock tries to go for a clothesline. But Tails Benoit is able to side step him, and he throws him right into Syn. Syn falls down on the mat. The Rock stumbles backwards, and Tails Benoit hits a belly to back suplex on the Rock. Tails Benoit grabs the Rock, and he throws him into the ring. Tails Benoit climbs up on the apron, then up to the top rope. He measures up on the Rock. The Rock gets up to his feet. Tails leaps off of the top rope for a cross body block, and he hits it on the Rock. Tails holds the Rock down for the cover, the ref counts the 1………………2………KICK OUT by the Rock!]

JR-Kick out by the Rock.

King-Tails needs to keep on the pressure.

[Tails tries to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. But Syn knocks down Tails with a super kick. Syn turns around, and the Rock hits a spine on the pine. Syn is near the ropes far enough to roll out of the ring. The Rock turns his attention to Tails Benoit. Tails Benoit turns around, and the Rock hits the Rock Bottom on Tails Benoit. The Rock goes into the cover on Tails Benoit. The ref counts the 1…………..2………..Syn reaches in, and takes the Rock out of the ring. He hits a low blow on the Rock. Syn dives into the ring, and makes the cover on Tails Benoit, the ref counts the 1……….2………..3!]

JR-Syn steals this match.

King-Guess you can’t blame his tactics.

Kris Gaffney-Sure the Rock blames him right now.

("Radio" blasts on the PA system as Zack Ryder walks to the ring with his camera. He steps inisde of the ring after doing his usual poses on the turnbuckle.)

JR-Zack Ryder has had a lot of great matches since coming to the EMF.

King-He's even been a champion, and is looking to be a champion again.

("For whom the bell tolls" blasts on the PA system as Apocalypse walks to the ring, he steps inisde of the ring.)

JR-Apocalypse has already made an impact, and is looking for his first championship.

King-He's already got to talk to the champion.

Kris Gaffney-That didn't work out too well for Brandon Walker though.

The bell rings and the referee orders them to start. Zach Ryder walks to the center of the ring, and motions for Apocalypse to meet him half way. Apocalypse smiles, and starts walking before breaking into a run, and he surprises Ryder by hitting him with a flying clothes line. They both hit the canvas hard.

JR: That's one way to start a match, with surprise.

KING: It's very cunning I give you that.

Apocalypse gets to his feet, as does Zach Ryder. Apocalypse quickly grabs him and snaps a Suplex. Apocalypse quickly gets back to his feet, and grabs Ryder. He sends him to the ropes. Ryder comes back, and ducks underneet an attempted big boot. Apocalypse turns around and Ryder smashes him with a Springboard Crossbody and they both fall to the canvas hard again. Ryder goes for a cover. 1... 2... Kick out.

JR: Ryder trying to gain control.

KG: It looks to be a topsy turvey anyway.

Zach Ryder gets to his feet, and looks down at the fallen Apocalypse. The referee starts the 10 count. Apocalypse jumps to his feet without warning, and smiles at Ryder. Ryder shakes his head and runs at him. He tries hitting Apocalypse with a Running High Knee, but Apocalypse moves out of the way at the very last second. As Ryder goes past, Apocalypse lashes out with an elbow, catching Ryder on the back of his head. Ryder stumbles towards the ropes, and grabs the back of his head.

Ryder turns only to be grabbed by Apocalypse. He hits him with several knees to the gut. Then snaps a DDT. He goes for a cover. 1... 2... Kick out

KING: Apocalypse looks to be as if he is trying to be patient while Ryder wants this over with.

KG: I get that too King.

Apocalypse grabs Zach Ryder and pulls himt to his feet, and sends him crashing into the corner. Ryder hits the corner hard with his sternum, and as he stumbles backwards, grabbing his chest, and walks backwards into a Takedown NeckBreaker by Apocalypse. Zach Ryder hits the canvas hard. Apocalypse goes for another cover. The referee starts the 3 count. 1... 2.. Somehow amazingly Ryder kicks out.

JR: How'd he kick out from that.

Apocalypse looks perplexed. Zach Ryder gets to his feet, looks around at Apocalypse and smiles at him. Apocalypse steps forwards and tries to throw a flurry of punches at Ryder, but somehow Ryder blocks them all. He stops Apocalypse from throwing anymore punches by forcefully stomping on his foot. Apocalypse stumbles backwards, he has water in his eyes. Ryder smiles, and snaps a Dragon Screw Takedown. He goes for a cover. 1... 2... Kick out. Zack Ryder not getting frustrated backs away as he signals for the Rough Ryder. He goes for the Rough Ryder. But Apocalypse ducks under, and he pushes Ryder forward, the ref dives out of the way leaving a blind spot for Apocalypse to hit a low blow on Ryder. Apocalypse lifts up Ryder, and drops him for the End of Days. Apocalypse goes into the cover on Ryder, the ref counts the 1.........2........3!]

JR-Did the ref not see that?

King-Guess he was too busy diving out of the way to save his life.

Kris Gaffney-Makes sense, the ref's do implode on impact.

(“Superstar” blasts on the PA system as Tim Findlay walks to the ring along with Bret Hart. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Tim Findlay is very talented, and has an experienced edge in the EMF.

King-This is something that his opponent is going to have to contend with.

Kris Gaffney-But he has been away for a few month’s, let’s see if he can be the wrestler we know.

(“I'm shipping up to Boston” blasts on the PA system as Marcus O’Hara walks ot the ring, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Marcus O’Hara is a young talent in the EMF.

King-He might not have the experience that Findlay does, but he does have an unpredictability factor.

Kris Gaffney-I guess you’re right. No one knows how good he could be.

[Marcus O’Hara and Tim Findlay pace around the ring. Tim Findlay throws the first fist to the face of Marcus O’Hara, but it’s ducked under, and he hits a few fists to the face that makes him back up to the ropes, and Tim Findlay is able to stop the momentum with a knee lift into the gut. Tim Findlay runs to the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. Marcus O”Hara counters with an arm drag take down that sends Tim Findlay flying. Tim Findlay gets up to his feet. He throws a fist to the face, and it’s ducked under. Marcus O’Hara is able ot take him down with a back heel trip, and Tim Findlay spins out into a hammer lock, and Marcus O’Hara gets up to his feet, he looks for a way out of the hold, he is able to grab Tim Findlay’s head, he jumps up, and he hits a snap mare that sends him flying, and he crashes down on the mat into a side head lock. Marcus O’Hara puts on the pressure, Tim Findlay gets up to his feet looking for a way out of the hold, and he whips him to the ropes. Marcus O’Hara ducks under a boot to the face as he comes off of the ropes. Tim Findlay turns around, and then he gets up to his feet. Tim Findlay charges at him, but it’s countered with a drop toe hold that sends Tim Findlay flying into the second turnbuckle. He stumbles around holding his neck. Marcus O’Hara runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes, and he hits a one handed face crusher that plants Tim Findlay on the mat. Marcus O’Hara hits a few stomps on the downed Tim Findlay as the ref yells at Marcus O’Hara, he backs up, and then Tim Findlay gets up to his feet using the ropes, and he gets up to his feet. Marcus O’Hara charges at Tim Findlay. Findlay counters with a back body drop over the top rope, but its’ countered by Marcus O’Hara landing on his feet. He turns around, and then Marcus O’Hara counters with a shoulder block that knocks him backwards. Marcus O’Hara goes to the nearest turnbuckle, he measures up on Findlay, he leaps off, and he hits a flying cross body block. He goes into the cover, the ref counts the 1………2……KICK OUT by Tim Findlay.]

JR-You are not going to beat Tim Findlay that easily.

King-He might be rusty, but that might be true JR.

Kris Gaffney-Findlay has survived in the EMF for a long time, so I know it’s true.

[Marcus O’Hara takes a few moments to get ready allowing Tim Findlay to get up to his knee’s. Marcus O’Hara hits a few kicks to the side of the ribs. Marcus O’Hara runs to the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. He leaps in the air Tim Findlay catches Marcus O’Hara, and he hits a fall away slam that sends him flying, and he crashes down on the mat, and he rolls under the ropes. Marcus O’Hara gets up with the help of the ropes on the apron. Tim Findlay runs at the ropes, he uses the ropes to sling shot Marcus O’Hara into the ring. Marcus O’Hara crashes down on the mat hard on the mat, he yells in pain as he’s in a seated position. Tim Findlay hits a kick to the back, Marcus once again yells in pain,a nd Tim Findlay runs to the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, Tim Findlay hits a running boot to the face. Findlay drops an elbow to the down Marcus O’Hara. Findlay goes into the cover on Marcus O’Hara, the ref counts the 1…………2……….KICK OUT by Marcus O’Hara. Tim Findlay backs off, he waits as Marcus O’Hara gets up to his feet, once he does Marcus O’Hara gets pushed into the corner by Tim Findlay. Findlay hits a few body blows. Tim Findlay answers with a hard fist that rocks Marcus O’Hara. The ref makes Tim Findlay back off warning him about giving Marcus O’Hara space. Tim Findlay holds up his hands to prove that he isn’t going to do that. The ref is finally off of Findlay’s case, so he goes back on the attack.]

JR-Findlay needs to watch out here.

King-He needs to keep his cool.

Kris Gaffney-Which is strange you would have thought that would have been O’Hara’s problem.

[Findlay pulls up Marcus O’Hara, and he hooks him for the power play, but Marcus O’Hara is able to spin around. He pushes Tim Findlay off of the ropes, Marcus O’Hara catches Findlay with a kick to the face. This stuns Findlay, Marcus sets him up, and Marcus O’hara hits Findlay with his finisher. Marcus O’Hara goes into the cover on Findlay. The ref counts the 1……..2……..3!]

JR-Marcus O’Hara catches Findlay, and gets the win!

("Million Dollar Theme" plays over the PA System as Natasha Jones comes out to a chorus of boos. She is wearing the WWE Divas Championship. She takes a microphone and addresses the live audience.)

Natasha Jones: Now I know what you are all expecting. A few weeks ago, my father was out here during a bikini contest between AJ Lee and Stephanie McMahon-Walker. At that time he tried to sign over World Wrestling Entertainment to Stephanie, because he doesn't enjoy being the owner. If I hadn't have come out and attacked her, and prevented it, my family would have simply handed over the 2nd biggest wrestling company in the world to someone whose only talent and contribution to this industry is 2 balloons she has on her chest, solely because of me. What a joke that would have been. But I knew when I prevented my Father from signing those papers that it was only a matter of time. When he wants something done, it gets done. So I know you are all expecting me to come out here and tell you that he has since signed the deal, and that Stephanie owns the company. But you can probably guess from this nice belt around my waist... that is not the case. It is with regret that I come out here tonight to reveal, however, that the WWE does in fact have a new owner. See, I talked to my father, but there was no reasoning with him. He did not want to keep the company. He wanted it gone. So I did what anyone would do in my position. Should I lose the power and influence I have on Monday Night RAW, simply because my father is a lunatic? He'd have to be mentally insane to sign away a company worth so much money for nothing, wouldn't he? There had to be something wrong with him. This was my first indication. As I looked closely at his recent business dealings... more and more evidence was there that my Father was not all there. That he had been acting eratically, and it was going to put his media empire at serious risk. Hell, I looked back further, and I'm not sure he's been right for a long time. He put my dumbass sister in charge of Jones Corp, rather than his much higher educated daughter, me. He once hit on Amy Dumas... at his age? Come on. There was a lot more to it, but I would be here all night. In the end I did what any good, concerned daughter would do, and a couple of days ago, my Father was committed to an asylum, for his own good. He will be out soon, I have no doubt, but in the meantime, his assets, including WWE, are safe. And they are safe because, whilst he is incapacitated, they are passed to me. So needless to say... Stephanie McMahon will not be getting her hands on World Wrestling Entertainment. Not now. Not ever. Because before my father is released I am going to make damn sure he has snapped out of it, and is not going to sign away the company. If he won't agree... then it leaves me no choice, and whilst he is still inside, and I control the company, I will take the company public, and sell it myself, piece by piece. That way, it'll be owned by thousands of investors... and whilst Vince or Stephanie could buy back some of it, I doubt they'd ever be able to get it all back. I will do what it takes to stop that bitch getting back the company her Father was willing to gamble away. And there's nothing you can do about it, Stephanie. The name McMahon means nothing in wrestling anymore. It's dead. The name Jones is on the rise. And you cannot....

(Suddenly Natasha is cut off by a theme we haven't heard before. To her amazement, her own sister, Laura Jones, comes out onto the ramp. Natasha looks confused.)

Laura: Hey sis.... remember me? The dumbass that was left to run the company while you were off cleaning toilets for Miss Jackie? It's funny isn't it, how under my leadership, the company performed better than ever. We even got a damn good deal to air EMF Shockwave, this very show, in the UK. I wonder how I pulled that off? *She smirks at her sister, who looks pissed* But, that's all water under the bridge, right? I mean, we made up after all that? Or so I thought. But did you really think I was going to stand back and watch you get our father locked up, and do nothing about it?

Natasha: What can you do about it? You're only good for one thing... and I don't have a husband for you to fuck anymore...

Laura: Well.. I know someone who would disagree with you. Seemingly, our father thought I did a great job running his comapny... because he had it put in writing that if he ever were to be incapacitated in anyway... that his assets would be split, 50/50, straight down the middle... between you and me. Now I'm sure when he said incapacitated he was thinking along the lines of being in a coma, or being in prison. Not being stabbed in the back by his own daughter and locked up just so she can keep playing Queen on some second rate cable show. But it is what it is. You stabbed him in the back, and in doing so, made a powerful enemy. I'd like to introduce you to your new business partner....

Natasha: You know what? Fine? Let's run the show together.... just don't....

Laura: Oh, it's not me. First thing this morning I signed my shares over to someone else. I did what you should do. I honoured our father's wishes... and gave my half... to Stephanie McMahon! But I did it on one condition. See... if there's anything Dad would want less than you running the show into the ground... it's you and Stephanie fighting back and forth week after week over pointless crap. The two of you could never work together. So I have my share to Stephanie on the condition that, at EMF's next Pay Per View, the two of you form teams for a little match. And the winner takes 100% control of World Wrestling Entertainment. I've given her a shot to get her company back. And it seems to me, you have no choice. You can accept the deal, and gamble it, all or nothing. Or you can decline the deal... and then my deal with Stephanie is off, and then you get stuck running the show with me, and I make your life hell for however many weeks it takes to prove you lied about our father, get him out of there, and get him to make you pay for all this.

(Natasha doesn't look happy. She paces back and forth for a bit before responding.)

Natasha: You know what? It doesn't make sense for me to stick on 50%. I couldn't run the damn show with you or Stephanie, especially if you aren't on my side. And I wouldn't be able to sell my stock either, because all you or Steph would need to do is buy one share and you have control. So you guys want a fight? You got one. But when I get the entire company, and it's in my name, I will find a way to crush the McMahon legacy once and for all, and trust me Laura... I will get even with you too.

(Natasha drops her microphone and storms to the back looking pissed.)

(“I will Master your mind” blasts on the PA system as Mastermind walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Mastermind is a hell of a competitor.

King-He’s looking for gold, but it’s not going to be easy against Tomas.

Kris Gaffney-He’s shown himself to be a good competitor.

(“Mechanical Rhythm” blasts on the PA system as Fredrick Tomas walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.)

King-I don’t think he has to worry about his skills as he have to think about him having a screw loose.

Kris Gaffney-Do you really want to master this mind?

[Mastermind and Fredrick Tomas stand in the middle of the ring. They talk trash, Tomas hits a slap to the face, and Fredrick Tomas tries to take advantage of this, but Mastermind is able to quickly duck under it. Fredrick turns around right into a few knife edge chops to the chest of Fredrick Tomas. Mastermind tries to whip Fredrick Tomas to the ropes. But it’s reversed, Fredrick Tomas lowers his head, but Mastermind is able to grab his hair, and he throws him into the mat face first. Tomas hits his face on the mat he slowly gets up to his feet, and Fredrick Tomas throws a wild fist to the face, but it’s blocked by Mastermind. Mastermind hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Fredrick Tomas. He whips him to the ropes, he comes off of the ropes, then as he comes off of the ropes, he hits a spinning back elbow that knocks him down on the mat Fredrick Tomas goes down on the mat holding his face. He tries to get up to his feet, but Mastermind hits a kick to the chest that knocks him all the way down on the mat. Mastermind measures up, and he drops an elbow on Fredrick Tomas. Fredrick Tomas rolls away, and he tries to get up to his feet with the help of the ropes. But as he is doing that, Mastermind grabs his legs, as Tomas grabs a hold of the top rope. Mastermind yanks Fredrick Tomas off of the top rope. Fredrick Tomas goes flying, and he crashes down on the mat. Fredrick Tomas yells in pain as the hit hard into the mat. Mastermind backs up, and once he gets up to his feet. Once he turns towards Mastermind who picks up Fredrick Tomas, and he drops him for a back breaker. Tomas is in a lot of pain, but Mastermind doesn’t seem too pleased with his placement on the mat, so he picks up Fredrick Tomas once again, and he lifts him up, and he hits a body slam near the corner. Mastermind goes to the nearest corner, and he pulls himself up to the second rope. He measures on Fredrick Tomas in the corner, and he leaps off of the second rope, he drops the leg drop across the throat of Fredrick Tomas.]

JR-What a move by Mastermind.

King-I’m sure the Vice President thinks so.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure she does.

[Mastermind goes into the cover on Fredrick Tomas, the ref counts the 1…………2……….KICK OUT by Mastermind. Fredrick Tomas gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Mastermind tries to go for the Mind Controller on Fredrick Tomas, but Tomas see’s it coming, and he hits a snapmare that sends Mastermind flying, and Mastermind runs to the ropes, and Fredrick counters with a one man flap jack that puts him down on the mat, he holds his mid section. Slowly he gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Mastermind hits a short arm clothesline that knocks down Fredrick Tomas. Fredrick Tomas lets Mastermind get up to his feet, once he gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, he throws a fist to the face, but it’s blocked by Fredrick Tomas. Fredick Tomas hits a knee lift, and he tries to whip Mastermind to the ropes. But it’s reversed by Mastermind. Fredrick Tomas bounces off of the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. Mastermind hits a hip toss , but it’s countered with a DDT that bounces Mastermind’s head off of the mat. Mastermind rolls away, and then Mastermind rolls under the ropes. Mastermind gets up to his feet on the apron. Fredrick Tomas hits a head butt. Mastermind falls to a knee, and Fredrick Tomas reaches down, and he picks him up, and he sets him up into a vertical suplex position. He lifts him up, and he hits a vertical suplex back into the ring. Mastermind yells in pain, and Fredrick Tomas waits as Mastermind gets up to his feet. Mastermind picks up Fredrick Tomas with a body slam. He runs to the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. He drops a leg drop on Mastermind. Fredrick Tomas goes into the cover on Mastermind. The ref counts the 1…………..2………….KICK OUT by Mastermind!]

JR-Fredrick Tomas needs to keep his cool here.

King-I don’t think that’s a problem JR.

Kris Gaffney-It’s just him going insane.

[Fredrick Tomas picks up Mastermind, and he hits a few fists to the face, and he whips him to the ropes. Mastermind bounces off of the ropes. Fredrick Tomas picks up Mastermind, but Mastermind slides out the back, and he locks in the Mind controller. Fredrick Tomas tries to get to the ropes, but Mastermind cuts off the ring. He fights…he fights, he fades. The ref checks his arm once…twice…three times! He calls for the bell. Mastermind wins the match.]

JR-And Mastermind wins with the…

*King puts JR in the mind controller*

King-I expect a t-shirt!

("Dirty Little Girl" blasts out over the PA System. Mickie James comes out onto the ramp carrying the EMF Women's Championship. Suddenly Rebecca Michelle emerges too, but she has a cast on her leg, and is limping using crutches. Mickie looks angry as the two of them head down the ramp together. Mickie takes a microphone.)

Mickie: Take a look. Take a good hard look and the handy work of that slut Christy Hemme. You're all getting ready for the Nostalgia World Title celebration, and Hemme is probably back stage right now wondering which dress both shows off her assets for the occastion. She'll come out here, drooling over her new man and going on about what a great champion he is. And maybe she's right. Maybe he is going to be a great World Champion. But we all know that his taste in women leaves a lot to be desired. She is mentally deranged. She is a menace. She should not be allowed in the same room as other people because she is a danger to them. She'll come out here and you'll all cheer, but you are cheering for a thug. Rebecca Michelle only just got back into the EMF. She had her first match since her return and now look at her? She's on the shelf. My manager is on the shelf, while Nostalgia's manager gets away with assaulting her. You may ask why? I'm guessing it's because she has friends in high places. John Cena... and Nostalgia. They pull the strings so that when she commits an act of common assault, AFTER a match has concluded, she gets away with it. Unfortunately for her... there are other powers in this world that far exceed those of John Cena and....

(Mickie is cut off by "Walk, Idiot, Walk" playing over the PA system. Christy Hemme comes out onto the ramp, microphone in hand.)

Christy: You think you're so smart, don't you? All week before the Pay Per View you advertise the fact you're defending the gold against a red head. Well, we knew Amy had rejected your challenge, and Natasha Jones is banned from title matches. To any logical person, the only other option was me. You let me get all excited about the fact I was finally getting a fair shot... only to bring out Fyre. This after you "gave" me a shot that turned out to be a joke match I had zero chance in. But you know what... I don't care... You play all the mind games you want. I'll earn a title shot fair and square. And when I do, that title is mine. But... while I may need to wait to get the belt... there's no need to wait to kick your ass...

(Christy drops the microphone and is about to storm down the ramp when a group of security come from the bottom of the ramp and block her path. Mickie smirks, and is now brandishing a piece of paper.)

Mickie: Oh... there might be. Do you know what this is, Christy? This in my hand? It's a restraining order that me and Rebecca have taken out against YOU after you assaulted us. The match was over... and you then took a hammer, and attacked us, unprovoked. You caused serious injuries to Rebecca and could have hurt me if I wasn't smart enough to get out of the way. It wasn't hard to get a judge to see this my way...

(Christy picks up the microphone again.)

Christy: WHAT? You can't be serious...

Mickie: Oh, but I am. And I'm afraid it stretches much further than you not being allowed in the ring with me. You're not allowed in the same building as me. So I guess we won't be seeing you around here much more....

Christy: John Cena isn't going to stand for this, you know that? He's going to come and sort all this out.... you're pretend restraining order won't stop me....

(The security guards start to force Christy back up the ramp. John Cena comes out onto the ramp and the security let him pass. Cena walks down the ramp and into the ring. He takes the contract from Mickie and reads it over. He shakes his head. He has a few words with her, and she smiles at him. The security are still stopping Christy, but seem to be awaiting instruction. Cena takes the microphone.)

Cena: I'm sorry Christy... but this does check out. I guess, it leaves me no option. As of now.... Christy Hemme... you're suspended from the EMF.

(Cena shakes his head and doesn't look happy. Christy is screaming now. She drops the microphone, but is yelling about having to miss the title celebration. Cena just looks annoyed but the security lead her out. He turns back to Mickie and is still shaking his head as he talks to her. In the end he does put his arms around her before he leaves the ring. Mickie and Rebecca head to the back after him as we go to commercial.)

(“Trip of darkness” blasts on the PA system as Shadow walks to the ring along with Phoenix, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Shadow has felt he needs to make an impact.

King-Beating Death Jester would do that.

Kris Gaffney-And he has experience facing him, so why can’t he do it?

(“Guerilla Radio” blasts on the PA system as Death Jester walks to the ring, he steps inside of the cage.)

JR-Death Jester has done well so far.

King-He’s already the TV champion, if he wins here, he could be a threat to the IC champion Lee Foster.

Kris Gaffney-That wouldn’t be good.

[Death Jester and Shadow pace around the ring, they stare at the cage. They lock up, and Death Jester goes behind Shadow and hits him on the back of the head just to mess with him, and Death Jester gesters for him to fight. Shadow goes for a wild fist to the face, but it’s ducked under, and Death Jester hits a few fists to the face, Shadow rocks backwards, and Shadow counters with an eye poke. Shadow brings Death Jester over to the cage side, and tries to smash his face into the cage side. But it’s countered by Death Jester putting his boot up, and stopping his face getting thrown into the cage side. Shadow stumbles backwards in pain, and he falls to his knee’s. Death Jester measures up on Shadow, and he hits a kick to the ribs. This makes him roll away, Death Jester backs away, and Shadow gets up to his feet, he throws a wild fist to the face, Death Jester ducks under. Shadow turns around. Death Jester hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Shadow. Shadow falls to his knee as he still is stunned from the cage shot. Death Jester runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. He hits a boot to the side of the head which makes Shadow fall down on the mat. Death Jester takes a few moments to rest up, and plan his next move. Shadow stumbles up to his feet, and Death Jester turns him around. Death Jester hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over, and he puts him into a vertical suplex. But it’s countered by Shadow who shifts his weight, and he lands behind Death Jester. Shadow puts Death Jester into a waist lock, and he goes for a german suplex. But it’s counterd by Death Jester who switches around the move, and he grabs Shadow by the hair, and he throws him hard into the cage side. Shadow bounces off of the cage side, stumbles backwards. Death Jester puts Shadow into a waist lock, and he hits a german suplex with a bridge. The ref counts the 1……………..2…………KICK OUT by Shadow. Death Jester looks at the cage side.]

JR-Death Jester might be thinking about trying to end this match right here.

King-He has more ways to beat him.

Kris Gaffney-He might use those ways, because he knows that Shadow is not going to go down without a fight.

[Death Jester starts to climb up the cage side. He gets up to the top rope, he turns around to see where Shadow is, Death Jester that Shadow’s recovering quicker than he expected, and he’s going to have to continue the attack, because if he doesn’t he will surely catch him. Death Jester turns around, and he measures up on Shadow. He leaps in the air, and he goes for a flying seated senton, but ti’s countered by Shadow who drives him down with a power bomb. Shadow falls backwards into the ropes. He holds on to the ropes, Death Jester is slow to get up to his feet as Shadow used this time to rest up. Once he gets up to his feet. Death Jester see’s Shadow resting, and he knows that he probably should attempt to get the match back into his control. Death Jester charges at Shadow. Shadow counters with a spinning kick to the gut that doubles him over. Shadow runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. Shadow hits a spinning neck breaker. Shadow takes a few moments to rest up the rest of the way, he waits as Death Jester gets up to his feet. Once Death Jester does get up to his feet. Shadow takes him down with a double leg take down, and he measures up. He hits a catapault that sends Death Jester into the cage side. Death Jester bounces off of the side of the cage. Shadow hits a short arm clothesline that knocks down Death Jester. Shadow picks up Death Jester, and he hits a few knife edge chops to the chest. Death Jester seems a lot of pain with everyone of the chops. He tries to whip him to the ropes, but Death Jester reverses the whip. He bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and he leaps in the air, and he hits a flying forearm shot to the face that knocks down Death Jester. Death Jester gets up, and Shadow hooks Death Jester, and he drives him down with a piledriver. Shadow goes into the cover on Death Jester, the ref counts the 1…………2………KICK OUT by Death Jester.]

JR-Almost three by Death Jester.

Kris Gaffney-King can’t be happy.

King-Well I stole someone’s finisher…guess I’ll allow it this time.

[Death Jester looks around knowing that keeping Shadow down is going to be difficult to keep him down. Death Jester hits a few fists to the face, and then he goes to the cage side, he climbs up to the top of the cage. Death Jester gets on the top of the cage, Shadow grabs Death Jester’s leg, but instead of pulling him down, Shadow climbs up on the top of the cage with him. Death Jester, throws a fist, Shadow returns it, Death Jester hits another fist, Shadow looks like he might fall off of the top. Death Jester grabs Shadow’s head, but it was all a ploy. Shadow grabs Death Jester’s head, and smashes it on the top of the cage. He climbs down on the cage. Shadow tries to drop, but Death Jester grabs his hair, and drops down to the cage side. The two are throwing fists to the face. Shadow is getting the upper hand. Suddenly Shadow turns around, and see’s Vigilante standing on the stage. This gives Death Jester the chance to rake the eyes of Shadow. Shadow falls down, but his foot was caught in the cage side. He’s hanging upside down. Death Jester falls down on the mat around ring side, and wins the match.]

JR-The presences of the Vigilante cost Shadow.

King-Just go and pay for a bad Halloween custom, that will scare him away.

("Bad, Bad Man" blasts out over the PA System as John Cena makes his way out onto the ramp. He takes a microphone and addresses the live audience.)

Cena: Earlier tonight you saw the show down between Natasha and Laura Jones, which has given us a match for Return of an Era. Both women will captain their teams in a 5 on 5 Elimination match, and right now we are going to find out who they have signed up for their teams. Now earlier tonight, Natasha Jones made a final demand before agreeing to sign up to this match. She demanded that if she takes part, win or lose, she gets her right back to challenge for the Women's Title. Stephanie wasn't too pleased about it, but in the end, the deal was agreed. So without further delay, let's find out who will be competing at Return of an Era.

("Million Dollar Theme" plays over the PA System as Natasha Jones comes out and joins Cena in the ring. Natasha takes her microphone.)

Natasha: Well, this wasn't what I was expecting this week. Having to try and put together a team for a 5 on 5 match made up of EMF Divas and WWE Divas. And let me tell you, it wasn't easy. I mean, the first person I approached was my own daughter... and that didn't go too well...

(We see a scene from earlier tonight on the titantron. Natasha is talking to Laura in her office. They are already mid-conversation.)

Natasha: Well, you know, you are undefeated in all the matches you've had. I thought you'd be itching to get back in the ring. But even if you're not, it doesn't matter. I don't want you to compete in it either if you aren't happy. But I would like it if you put in a good word to Amy.. and asked her to join my team?

(Laura is again dressed as Amy, wearing a red wig, Amy style clothes and carrying her old title.)

Laura: You think I'm stupid? That company belongs to Catherine's family... and I want them to get it back. If Amy, or me, were to compete, it would be for her. I would never betray Catherine, my countries Princess. It's not personal... you're my Mom after all... but... come on... our family doesn't need any more money. They should have it.

Natasha: Are you saying Catherine is poor?

Laura: I would never say that! I don't want to put $10 in a jar...

Natasha: Look, just think about it? Think about helping your own mother?

Laura: I don't need to think about it. I want Stephanie to win! And if I can talk Amy into helping her... then I will have to. I'm sorry...

(The scene ends there and we return to the ring.)

Natasha: So I'm assuming that Stephanie got Amy to be on her team after that. For that reason.... my first choice was Maria Kanellis! Now, granted, I had to tell her that this was a team designed to help her return to her home planet... but nevertheless, she signed up.

Cena: Well, a former Women's Champion is a good choice, in the circumstances. OK, well I guess we will find out who Stephanie was able to sign up as her first competitor. Ladies and Gentleman... please welcome... Stephanie McMcMahon-Walker.

("All Grown Up" blasts on the PA system, Stephanie McMahon-Walker walks out to the ring very carefully as she does have to now with her huge breasts. She steps inside of the ring.)

.::"The Original Diva" Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-You know Laura, I do appreciate what you are doing. But I do think the smart thing would have been to put the 50% in my hand, so I didn't have to give Natasha more than half the company. The fact I had to give a signing bonus is pretty crazy. But what can I say...I must have been drunk. But I guess there is a chance to win it all, and I guess that's all I need. I'm happy to have a chance at least, even if I have to put my faith in Amy.

(Cena is trying not to stare, and then responds.)

Cena: Well, I can hardly argue with that now can I. I would say you're in safe hands with Amy. Natasha... who's next?

Natasha: I'll give you 2 for the price of 1. Well many in the EMF would turn me down, it wasn't too hard to put a call into my own company, and recruit 2 of the best Divas the WWE has to offer. John, you can look but you can't touch... especially with Amy out there... because I pick the Bella Twins!

Cena: Brie might be a good choice, but people keep telling me how Nikki sucks. What do I know though? I never watch WWE. The only thing I know is she keeps messaging me about marrying her, but I'm still not interested. It's probably smart to hire a proper tag team though. Too bad Stephanie can't sign up the Basham Brothers after all the effort she went to to smuggle them in.

(Stephanie glares at Cena, but ignores him)

.::"The Original Diva" Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Considering how bad of a deal this is for me, the fact you chose a woman who's many strength is getting drunk. While having a theme song that reminds me someone making fun of some sort of engine seems fitting for this match. Nikki on the other hand, who the hell cares, her biggest accomplishment was getting a boob job. That's it. I know that's weird coming from me, but I didn't get these because I wanted them. Considering the choices so far,...I think this might be the one I like the best, which may or may not be saying anything...so I chose AJ Lee.

Cena: Oh dear God... Stephanie and AJ in the same place? Where have I seen that before? Erm.... but before I get too distracted... I guess as Natasha picked 2, you should pick again. Then there will be only one left from each team. AJ is surely a gamble, but one that could definitely pay off.

.::"The Original Diva" Stephanie McMahon::.-What can I say...AJ and I have more in common than you think. This next pick I almost didn't pick, because as soon as I did, I got a e-mail from Amy's Mom who was gushing over it, and really who wants to make any Dumas happy. But then I thought that there was a woman that Nat screwed over in this entire thing, and a woman that Catherine personally likes. So that's why I pick Paige.

Cena: That's got to sting, right? The woman you stole the title from?

Natasha: I didn't steal anything. I beat her fair and square. But that's ok, because I know I can beat her without any effort, so that's a dud pick if ever there was one. My final choice is a woman who somehow found a way to beat me in Elimination Chamber. If there's one thing I know about her, it's that she's damn hard to beat in an elimination situation, so I have full faith in her tipping the scales for me. I give you the woman who ended Miss Jackie's career, and the woman who, if not for losing the support of my daughter, may well still be the Women's Champion... I pick Tiffany!

Cena: Saving your best for last, that's for sure. I have to say I am surprised you didn't try and get Mickie James... but I'm guessing you knew she wanted no part in all this. Never mind. Well, I guess all we need is one more name.... over to you Stephanie.

.::"The Original Diva" Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Best if you pick a diva that no one really cares about. But glad I'm able to keep the theme of my team though...

Cena: Your team has a theme? I thought it might have been Divas with big breasts.... but that went out the window after Amy... so I'm stumped.

.::"The Original Diva" Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-....Why did I say it was ok for you to be here? No, my theme is revenge. Just like Paige has something to prove to Nat over there, I think it's only fair to counter the woman who put out Miss Jackie.....with Miss Jackie herself!

(Cena has a look of disbelief, as does Nat, but suddenly "Generic Theme" hits the PA System and Miss Jackie comes out to a large cheer from the crowd. No one can quite believe it as Miss Jackie is back for the first time in over a year. She stays at the top of the ramp with a microphone and just simply says...)

Jackie: Hey Natasha.... did you miss me?

Natasha: Look what the cat dragged in. If you knew what was good for you... you'd stay retired. But never mind. Me and Tiffany retired you once... and we'll do it again. And this time, you'll go back to sitting on your ass all day, safe in the knowledge that you crushed Stephanie's hopes, and let down your only fan, Catherine. After that, I promise to erase the McMahon name from history. They'll only be relevant because of Catherine being a princess... and the only thing people will remember is how stupid those boobs looked!

(Natasha drops her microphone and storms out of the ring as her music plays. Cena talks though, cutting it off.)

Cena: Well, I certainly didn't see that coming. But hell, Natasha's right... even if Stephanie wins... I think that's what I'll know her for. Speaking of which... I need to try this...

(Cena for some reason was holding a pen, but he now drops it down Stephanie's top. Stephanie having enough of Cena making light of her boobs hits a slap on his face, and stomps out of the ring.)

Cena: Totally worth it....

(He drops his microphone and leaves next as Shockwave goes to commercial.)

(“Sinner” blasts on the PA system as Khaos walks to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Khaos is once again climbing through the ranks.

King-He’s already got the Extreme Championship that barely alluded him on his first run.

Kris Gaffney-He’s main eventing this Shockwave against someone who has made a name for himself.

(“Vigilante” blasts on the PA system as Vigilante, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-I’m not sure, but this might be the Vigilante first main event.

King-Depends who’s behind the mask.

Kris Gaffney-Which seems to have changed.

The bell rings and the two men circle around. Khaos’s brow is furrowed and he looks determined. Viligiante circles around with a smirk on his face, but isn’t taking an eye off of Khaos. They lock up in the center of the ring. Vigilante grabs the arm of Khaos and cranks it into an armhold. Khaos winces in pain as Vigilante continues applying pressure. Khaos manages to get his foot between Vigilante’s and trips him up sending Vigilante to the ground. Khaos quickly turns around and leaps on Vigilante. He begins pounding his face with blow after blow as Vigilante seems a bit caught off guard. Khaos gets off him and steps away. He then pulls Vigilante to his feet, and snaps a DDT. He goes for a cover. 1... 2... Kick out.

JR: Wow just wow, that was...

KING: Amazing?

JR: Exactly

Vigilante quickly gets to his feet, and runs towards the ropes, he turns but to his horror, Khaos charges forward for a clothesline, but Vigilante decides to rush him back and lifts him for a spinning spinebuster. Vigilante wraps the arm of Khaos behind him in a sort of chicken wing submission move. Khaos is reaching out for the ropes, but Vigilante wraps the other arm. Vigilante stands up and holds the hands while standing on Khaos’s lower back. Khaos’s back is contorted in a not-so-comfortable way.

JR: How'd he pull off that move.

KG: Instinct.

Khaos finally slips a hand free and rolls Vigilante off of him. Vigilante rushes to the ropes and leaps off with a flying cross body check but Khaos rolls out of the way just in time. Vigilante belly-flops onto the canvas and Khaos gets to his feet. He winces as he rubs his shoulders. He shakes it off and pulls Vigilante to his feet before hitting a back body drop. He gets to the ground and pulls Vigilante over to the apron. Khaos smiles as he stands on the apron next to Vigilante. He runs down the apron and leaps into the air before coming down with a leg drop across his chest. Viligante clutches at his chest as all of Khaos’s weight just came down across it. Khaos pulls Vigilante back into the ring, and goes for a cover. 1.. 2... Kick out.

KING: How he manage to kick out from that after all that I don't know, or why would we continue?

Khaos pulls Vigilante up and presses his face into the ropes. He runs his elbow into the back of Vigilante’s head pressing it further into the ropes.

KG: That's old style rope burn for you.

Khaos releases the hold. Khaos takes a few steps back and Waits. Vigilante turns around to reveal a bloody nose. Khaos starts laughing. Vigilante wipes the blood from his nose, and runs at Khaos, and tries to deliver a clothesline. Khaos ducks, catches Vigilante on the way past, and pulls backwards into a back breaker. Khaos calls for the Khaos Continuum. He lifts him up, and he goes for the move, but Vigilante is able to shift behind him. He pushes him forward, but the ref gets in the way, and the ref goes down. V is hurting. Khaos picks up V, and drops him for the Khaos Continuum. He goes into the cover, but there is no ref. NOstlagia slides into the ring with a chair, and he hits Khaos in the back with a chair. Nostalgia slides out of the ring. V didn’t see that, V picks up Khaos, drives him down with his finisher. Vigilante goes into the cover on Khaos. The ref counts the 1………..2…………3!]

JR-What the…

(Vigilante is celebrating his win, Nostalgia comes back into the ring with a chair, and smashes Vigilante with the chair, he sets him, and he hits the Blast From the Past!

(Starts with Nostalgia attacking Khaos and Vigilante)

Nostalgia- Ladies and Gentlemen of EMF UNIVERSE, the mistake has been rectified. The ultimate wrong has been set right. The ill fate screwjob has been remedied. Now the most dominant force in EMF has the most coveted prize in EMF. It is so kind of you all to attend tonights real main event.

Nostalgia smirks and laughs as the crowd erupts in boos.

Even the unintelligent masses know listening to Nostalgia speak is more entertaining that any match which occurred this week. So it is time to celebrate the top prize going to the top dog. Welcoming The Present and Future of EMF as just that.

Nostalgia takes out his EMF WORLD TITLE pocketwatch. He opens it and looks at the time. Then he closes it and begins swaying it back and forth.

Nostalgia- One year. I have been decimating the competition for a little over a year now. It was the week of my one year anniversary on the day i won the title that was rightfully mine. One year to reach the top of the mountain. The Era of the Owl has officially begun. And all the other EMF comoetitors will yearn for the era before Nostalgia became The Alpha and Omega of the EMF.

The entire EMF Universe knew resistance was futile. Many competitors speak if fate and destiny. Fate and destiny played no part in my success. The only thing I have to thank for achieving my dream is, me. My relentless training. My hardwork, dedication. perseverance, intelligence, genetically gifted athleticism, etc,etc. So I guess I thank nyself for being duch a superior competitor.

Nostalgia smirks and laughs. He stands up and drapes the World Title over his shoulder.

Well I guess I should thank my parents, since they were the ones to bless me with new breed genetics. If it wasn't for the unintelligent masses would not have the privilege of watching The Wise One reveal his opponent's ignorance. There is one person whom I would to thank. Ladies and Gentlemen, please put your hands together for a fiery, sexy, force of nature, work of art. My ladyfriend and muse...Christy Hemme.

(Christy, of course, was suspended earlier in the night by John Cena. Whilst Nostalgia was aware of this, knowing how close she was to Cena, he had hoped this wouldn't last. It was soon obvious that the suspension was serious, as Christy's music didn't play. Nostalgia started to look annoyed. Suddenly "Light It Up" plays over the PA System, and AJ Lee skips out onto the ramp and down it, entering the ring and taking a microphone.)

AJ Lee: It seems, Mr Nostalgia, like your "muse" as you put it will not be joining us tonight. It's unfortunate for her that John Cena is seemingly serious about his relationship with Amy Dumas, otherwise I'm sure they could have worked out an arrangement for her to keep her job. As it is, it appears that fiery temper of hers has got her in some hot water, and her career in the EMF is in jeopardy. That is why I am here. It appears that this development puts us in a situation where we can by of assistance to one another. You need a manager... someone to guide you to victory. Someone who, perhaps, recently guided a certain someone to become the longest reigning Intercontinental Champion of all time. And I... I need to fulfill my dream. I need to cement myself as the greatest manager in EMF history, by managing the World Champion, rather than the IC Champion. It couldn't be more perfect.. so today is your lucky day.. and here to offer you the chance to become my latest client.

Nostalgia- First things first. I do not need a manager. I do not need help of any kind. I got to the top by myself, I can remain on top without any help. And there is the fact you cost me a match against Troy in the past. That bring said, it seems I am lacking in the distracting eye candy category. Before I make the decision to send you skipping away. Convince me why I should let you be my manager. What could you bring to the table of the World Champion?

AJ Lee: You think that Troy was champion so long because he was better than his opponents? Of course he wasn't. It was all about me. I'm the sole reason he set those records. Have you noticed how he fell apart recently? That's why I had to attack him not so long ago. I have everything to offer to a person with the talent to make use of it. I can make the good better and the best into elite. I can tip the scales in ways you can only imagine. You won that belt, good for you. If you want to keep it longer than your first title defense, you're going to need me.

Nostalgia- Hmm. Well even the unintelligent masses know I do not need you to successfully defend my title against whomever may be my first challenger. And Crhisty may not like it too much, but apparently she can't make it so... Ok. I' ll give you a shot. You may manage my first match and we will go from there. But if you fail me, or try to backstab me, I will have Christy run that sweet ass out of EMF. Understood?

AJ Lee: You do not need to worry about that, Mr Nostalgia. Hell, if Christy never returns... maybe there are other voids in your life I could fill...

(Sandpaper by Fozzy blares over the speaker system as the fans cheer in the arena. It takes a moment, but out comes Troy Gafgen onto the stage. He looks down at the ring and can't help but to shake his head.)

Troy Gafgen: Well, isn't this a site to see? Usually I would be upset but I've been betrayed more times than I can count. Well, congrats on winning the world title Nostalgia. You've finally proven that you can actually hold your weight in this company. Now, you also seemed to peak the interest of AJ...and...well I wish I was surprised. *sigh* but I'm not here to try and beg her back, no I'm here to fight.

Nostalgia- Of course you do Troy. Who doesn't want their shot at the most coveted prize in EMF? You've already lost several shots set wearing this belt again. Why should I waste my time fighting you? I've beaten you plenty of times, Ive already shown I am better now then you've ever been. Why should I let you try yo prove otherwise?

Troy Gafgen: No, I don't think you understand. Nostalgia, I'm here to fight. It's not about being the world champion, but it's about teaching you a lesson. I'm going to show you that I'm not afraid to put it all on the line because when we face off its your world title...against my career!

Nostalgia- A Title vs Career Match. I must admit youve peaked my interest. What does my new manager think of that?

AJ Lee: One is worth a whole lot... where as the other isn't worth a damn without AJ Lee. I got rid of Troy... now you can too! Seems like a no brainer...

Nostalgia-Clever and sexy, winning combo. I see why this loser is in denial. And finally he eill stop embarrassing the Empire.Ok Troy you got your " fight."

Troy Gafgen: Nostalgia, you will definitely get a fight...and AJ, you're nothing but a gold digger and the best Nostalgia can do is realize you're not worth the trouble.

Nostalgia and Troy are locked in a stare down. Sandpaper by Fozzy blasts over the PA system as Shockwave goes to commercial.

Upon returning from commercial break Nostalgia has a mic and is staring at AJ Lee.

Nostalgia- Alright if there are no more interruptions, let's continue the celebration of the official start to the Era of the Owl. Our next visitor will be a welcome guest. Some of you msy remember a young investigator that received a gift of a lifetime. My little protege, Leo.

The young man walks onto the ramp and begins making his way down to the ring. He is wearing a shirt which says Dragonslayer on the front and had a picture of an owl holding a black, dragon in one talon and white dragon in the other.He gets to the ring. Nostalgia extends his hand and helps him into the ring. He hands Leo a microphone.

Nostalgia-Thanks for coming little buddy. Your parents here.(Leo nods yes). So go ahead. Sing my praises.

Leo- Why did you cheat? I thought I got through to you.

Nostalgia- I did not cheat. I evened the score. I would have beaten Lee without using the ropes for leverage. I did that as retribution for the OKC Screwjob. Why did you come here if your just going to give me slack?

Leo- I've never been on a microphone before. Never spoken in front of a big crowd before.

Nostalgia- It is great pleasure I grant you another first. Once school is out your internship can begin. I'll teach you everything it takes to become EMF WORLD CHAMPION. But for now, you have conquer your fear, fear you would have had of public speaking. But it seems we are out of time. Thank you Leo. AJ hold the ropes for him.

AJ Lee skips over to the ropes and separates them so Leo can get out. Nostalgia and he high give, Nostalgia whispers something to him. Then Leo gets out of the ring and heads backstage.

Nostalgia- I want to thank you all for attending Saturday Night Nostalgia. But now, my new manager and I have some things to discuss.

Headstrong blasts over the loudspeakers.AJ holds the ropes for Nostalgia but he jumps over them and down to the apron. Nostalgia hoists the World Title high above his head. AJ skips yo catch up with him. She grabs his arm as if she is raising his hand in victory. Nostalgia stops and stares set her. He smirks and laughs as Shockwave goes off air.