EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video. Once this ends we go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage, and the lights turn on. Fans yell, and wave their signs. Some signs say “I object! To the retirement of EDGE!”, “Stephanie’s stalling”, and “Punk vs. Godwin Revolutionary War! (Good name huh…thought of it myself) )

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, we have many great matches for you tonight. I’m good ol’ JR along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG”Gaffney.

King-And you ain’t kidding, we have the world champion Dan Godwin facing CM Punk, we all know of their history.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, that’s for sure…but let’s remember that they also were one time teammates in Revolution. So you got to wonder how Punk is going to react to Godwin’s attitude change since then.

(“All Grown Up” blasts on the PA system as Stephanie McMahon-Walker walk to the ring. “Killer Queen” blasts on the PA system as Madison Rayne walks to the ring.)

JR-This is an odd pairing.

King-Well these are odd times.

Kris Gaffney-Their both connected by John Cena, I think that’s all that needs to be said.

(“Bodies” blasts on the PA system as Marina and Katie Lea walk to the ring, and they step inside of the ring.)

JR-Well I can understand the connection with these two at least Marina and Katie have been getting on Madison Rayne’s nerves.

King-You never get on a prom queen’s nerves.

Kris Gaffney-I always wondered…where is her King?

[Marina, and Stephanie start out, and Stephanie locks up with Marina. Stephanie puts on a side headlock, and hits a headlock take down, and Stephanie puts on the pressure on Marina. The ref is there, and he makes sure Stephanie doesn’t turn it into anything illegal or is there also in the case that Marina might want to give it up for some reason which is probably not going to happen, but anyways. Marina gets up to her feet, and looks for a way out of the hold. She backs Stephanie McMahon into the ropes, and she whips Stephanie off of the headlock. This makes Stephanie bounce off of the ropes, and then she comes off of the ropes. Stephanie comes off of the ropes, and hits a running shoulder block that knocks down Marina. Marina gets up to her feet a little stunned, and she stumbles right into Stephanie who picks up Marina, and hits a body slam. Marina is slow to get up to her feet. Stephanie McMahon runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes, and hits a flying forearm shot to the face this knocks down Marina. Marina gets up to her feet. Stephanie McMahon kicks Marina in the gut, and puts Marina into a under hook, and lifts her up, and hits a double arm under hook back breaker. On the apron Madison Rayne yells for a tag, Stephanie McMahon-Walker looks to Madison, and shakes her head, and she gives her a tag. Madison Rayne comes into the ring, and then makes the cover on Marina, and the ref counts the 1…………..2……………kick out by Marina. Madison Rayne doesn’t look too happy, and she starts to choke Marina, and the ref counts to 4, and finally she lets go so she doesn’t get her team DQed. She backs off as the ref asks, before hitting a few stomps on the downed Marina again, Madison Rayne tags in Stephanie McMahon once again, who doesn’t look too thrilled, but she gets in there just as Marina gets up to her feet, and Marina hits a knee lift to the gut that doubles over Stephanie, and she whips Stephanie McMahon to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes. She comes off of the ropes. Marina lowers her head, and Stephanie McMahon-Walker counters with a swinging neck breaker on Marina. Stephanie gets up, and starts to call for the chiller. Slowly Marina gets up to her feet, and Marina turns towards Stephanie, and Stephanie kicks Marina in the gut, and goes for the Chiller, but she is pushed off, and she goes falling right into Madison Rayne.]

JR-I think the ref is saying that was a tag.

King-I’m starting to believe that Stephanie and Madison ain’t the best of friends.

Kris Gaffney-Wow..didn’t see that coming.

[Stephanie falls out of the ring, and Madison Rayne shrugs her shoulders, and poses on the apron as she doesn’t know that she was tagged in, but Marina sure does as Madison Rayne turns around. Marina runs to the ropes, and sling shots the ropes, and this makes Madison Rayne fall over the top rope. She crashes hard on her back, Madison Rayne gets up holding her back. Once she turns around, Marina hits a few forearm shots to the face of Madison Rayne, and Madison Rayne backs up to the ropes, and she whips Madison Rayne to the ropes, and Madison Rayne bounces off of the ropes. Madison Rayne bounces off of the ropes, Marina goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under by Madison Rayne. Madison Rayne continues to the other side of the ring, and she bounces off of the other side of the ring. Marina hits a one woman flap jack that connects on Madison Rayne. Madison Rayne slowly gets up to her feet, and once she does. Marina hits a standing drop kick that knocks down Madison Rayne. Madison Rayne slowly gets up to her feet, and once she does Marina kicks Madison Rayne in the gut, and hits a sit down face buster. Madison Rayne is down for the count, and Marina pushes Madison Rayne for the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………..2…………kick out by Madison Rayne. Marina looks down at Madison Rayne knowing that was pretty impressive to kick out of that, anyways Marina thinks of what is to be done next. Marina looks over at Katie Lea who is looking for the tag, and Marina grabs Madison Rayne, and twists her arm for an arm ringer. She drags Madison Rayne over to the corner of Marina and Lea, Marina makes the tag to Katie Lea who climbs up to the top rope, and leaps off of the top rope, and hits a double axe handle to the arm of Madison Rayne which takes down her to her knee’s. Katie Lea picks up Madison Rayne, and twists her arm, and Madison Rayne does a flip on the her back for this. Katie Lea measures up on Madison Rayne who is slow to get up to her feet. Once she gets up to her feet, Katie Lea lifts her up, and hits a whiplash spine buster on Madison Rayne.]

JR-Madison Rayne might be in trouble here.

King-Think if she finds a way to win, she’ll thank the little people?

Kris Gaffney-Only if Laura decides to show up.

[Katie Lea picks up Madison Rayne, but Madison Rayne pushes her off, and she stumbles backwards right into the ref who goes down on the mat. Madison Rayne rolls out of the ring, and she grabs a chair, and she brings it into the ring, and she tries to use it on Katie Lea, but Stephanie grabs it, yells at Madison Rayne, the two start fighting over the chair. Finally Stephanie is able to get the chair, but Madison still having her balance throws Stephanie into the ring post. Stephanie is in pain as Madison hits a quick DDT on Katie Lea to set her up for something. Madison stalks Katie Lea, as Katie is up. Madison gets spun around by Stephanie who hits the Chiller on Madison. Stephanie leaves the ring, and looks frustrated by Madison’s actions Katie falls backwards, still stunned not sure what’s going on. But is able to make the tag to Marina, who goes into the cover on Madison Rayne, and the ref counts the 1……….2………..3!]

JR-Madison Rayne tried to take the cheap way out, and Katie Lea’s friend didn’t appreciate it.

King-Guess that’s why you don’t want friends facing each other…

(“If You Smell…” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring.)

JR-The number one contender is getting ready for what will be his biggest match in the EMF to date.

King-Are we building up this like this…it’s like Wrestlemania..everyone was awesome…non sucked!

Kris Gaffney-Bitter much…?

(“MxMxPunk’s theme” blasts on the PA system as MxMxPunk walks down to the ring with his manager, and tag team partner Dustin Miller.)

JR-I don’t think Rock should look past this man, he has done some amazing things in his career.

King-Although, were yet to see the shitzonyaface by Miller…

Kris Gaffney-Thank god…because if that’s what it sounds like…

[The Rock and MxMxPunk face off in the middle of the ring, and MxMxPunk does the Punk thing, and sneaks in a quick poke in the eyes, and the Rock stumbles back, and turns around. He turns back, and avoids a super kick by MxMxPunk, and he hits a few quick fists to the face of MxMxPunk, and then he hits a final punch that knocks MxMxPUnk down hard to the mat (note: it’s not his spit punch though, so you know.) MxMxPunk gets up quickly, and is dazed, the Rock whips MxMxPunk off of the ropes. MxMxPunk bounces off of the ropes, and the Rock hits a hip toss which sends MxMxPunk on his back, and he slowly gets up to his feet. The Rock hits a running clothesline that knocks MxMxPunk down to the mat, and it doesn’t take MxMxPunk too long to get up to his feet, and he for some reason is dazed, but he still charges at the Rock, but the Rock ducks whatever MxMxPunk was trying to do, and MxMxPunk bounces off of the ropes. The Rock catches MxMxPunk, and hits a over the head belly to belly suplex which sends MxMxPunk down to the mat, and he crashes to the mat. MxMxPunk this time is down on the mat, and isn’t getting up this time, so the Rock goes over to him, and hits a few of his stomps on the downed MxMxPunk. He grabs MxMxPunk, and drags him to his feet, and throws him hard into the ring post. MxMxPunk stays on the ring post as the camera zooms into his face as clearly the pain is clear. MxMxPunk falls out of the corner finally, and he gets up in the corner trying to recover, but the Rock hits a few fists, and spits on his fist on the last one, and hits the final fist which makes MxMxPunk almost fall out of the ring.]

JR-The Rock is taking it to MxMxPunk.

King-Bet Punk wishes he was a little older now.

Kris Gaffney-Well…probably…that way he almost wouldn’t have just almost landed in the first row there a moment ago.

[The Rock goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………..2………….kick out by MxMxPunk. The Rock looks at the ref, but doesn’t argue, instead he gets up to his feet, and then he gets set to possibly go for the Rock Bottom, MxMxPunk stumbles up to his feet, and MxMxPunk stumbles into the Rock, and the Rock goes for the Rock Bottom. But it’s countered by MxMxPunk who hits a few elbows. This stumbles the Rock back. MxMxPunk hits a kick to the gut which doubles over the Rock. MxMxPunk runs to the ropes, and hits a swinging neck breaker. Which allows MxMxPunk to rest up due to the moves that he’s taken thus far, MxMxPunk rolls into apron. MxMxPunk pulls himself up to his feet with the help of the ropes. MxMxPunk is up, and is in time as the Rock is also up to his feet, and he doesn’t seem quite happy. He runs at MxMxPunk, MxMxPunk counters with a shoulder block that hits the Rock in the gut, and makes him stumble back stunned. MxMxPunk uses the ropes to sling shots himself up to the top rope, and leaps off of the top rope with a flying clothesline that connects on the Rock. The Rock goes down to the mat, and MxMxPunk takes a few moments to measure up, and rest up as the Rock gets up. MxMxPunk hits a reverse sit down jaw breaker which stumbles the Rock backwards, and the Rock stumbles backwards, and hits the ropes. He stumbles back towards MxMxPunk, The Rock kicks MxMxPunk in the gut and lifts him up, and hits a vertical suplex front face buster on the Rock. MxMxPUnk pushes the Rock on his back, and makes the cover on the Rock. The ref counts the 1……………2………….kick out by the Rock!]

JR-Almost three by MxMxPunk.

King-While we know this match might be big for the Rock, it’s also big for MxMxPunk.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, anytime he wants to get the shot, it might help to get a few wins under his belt.

[MxMxPunk picks up the Rock, and whips the Rock off of the ropes. The Rock hooks the ropes, and the Rock hooks the ropes. MxMxPunk charges at the Rock, but the Rock counters with the spine on the pine. The Rock goes over, and slowly takes off his elbow pad, and throws it into the crowd, and he runs to the ropes, and bounces off, leaps over MxMxPunk, bounces off of the ropes. The Rock hits the People’s Elbow on MxMxPunk! The Rock goes into the cover on MxMxPunk, and the ref counts the 1…………2………….3!]

(The Rock is on the stage, the Rock raises his arm to the crowd, and turns around right into an eXecution by Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin stands over the Rock as the crowd boo's. We go into commercial, and come back.)

(“Dirty Window” blasts on the PA system as the world champion Dan Godwin walks to the ring.)

Kris Gaffney-I wonder if Pond and Godwin ever considered to be a tag team…one has a dirty window, and the other has curtains.

King-Not a bad point…

(“People Like Me” blasts on the PA system as CM Punk walks to the ring along with Ashley Massaro, Punk steps inside of the ring.)

JR-CM Punk had a great match with the Rock in which he just came up short, can he rebound?

King-He looks nothing like a power forward…or a center.

Kris Gaffney-But I’d recruit him!..eeerrr…that is to say…if I still had a team that is…

[CM Punk and Dan Godwin pace around the ring, and they lock up, and Dan Godwin twists CM Punk’s arm, and hits a few clubbing blows to the arm of CM Punk, Dan Godwin turns it into a side head lock, and Dan Godwin holds on the pressure, and CM Punk looks for a way out of the hold, and he finds it as he hits a belly to back suplex that connects on Dan Godwin. CM Punk is quick to get up to his feet, and he runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, Dan Godwin who is getting up to his feet drops down, and CM Punk jumps over, and continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the other side of the ring, and he comes off of the ropes Dan Godwin hits a belly to belly over head throw that sends CM Punk flying and crashing down hard on his back. Dan Godwin slowly gets up to his feet, and Dan Godwin hits a running clothesline that knocks down CM Punk. Dan Godwin pulls CM Punk by the hair, and as he does CM Punk throws Dan Godwin’s hands off him, and hits a knee lift that stuns Dan Godwin. CM Punk shakes his head trying to get his wits about him, and he runs to the ropes, but Dan Godwin counters as he bounces off of the ropes, and hits a one man flap jack that makes CM Punk bounce as he hits the mat, and he rolls out of the ring, and Dan Godwin measures up, and plays to the crowd who is yelling not so nice stuff at him, and he’s doing the same in return as CM Punk is up to his feet resting his head on the apron. Dan Godwin charges at CM Punk, and Dan Godwin hits a base ball slide that makes Dan Godwin stumble backwards, and he falls against the guard rail. CM Punk is in pain as Dan Godwin is seemly enjoying this as he has demons from the past to deal with, and he picks up CM Punk who is leaning on the guard rail, and Dan Godwin smashes his head on the steel steps, and CM Punk lays on the steps for a few moments before Dan Godwin picks him up, and rolls him into the ring, and Dan Godwin climbs up on the apron and climbs up to the top rope. CM Punk seems to be somewhat out of position, but close enough so that Dan Godwin can adjust in mid air so that he might come down on CM Punk with a splash. Dan Godwin goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………2……………kick out by CM Punk. Dan Godwin doesn’t look happy as he picks up CM Punk, and then drives him down, and tries to lock in the X-Face.]

JR-Dan Godwin trying to lock in the X-Face.

King-Da hell type of name is X-Face?

Kris Gaffney-What type of name is X-Cold?

King-Well…never said they both didn’t make much sense.

[Dan Godwin is trying to lock in his hands, but out of desperation knowing what type of hold this (note: let’s just say he scouted it, and leave it at that :-p). CM Punk hits a few elbows with his free arm, and breaks the hold, and CM Punk rolls threw, and CM Punk is able to get up fairly quickly by the ropes, and once he’s up. Dan Godwin see’s this, and he charges at CM Punk who seems to be still out of it, but CM Punk is able to counter this with a hot shot that sends Dan Godwin flying into the ring rope. Dan Godwin’s snaps off of the top rope, and stumbles to CM Punk who sets up, and hits an inverted Russian leg sweep that takes down Dan Godwin. CM Punk is down on the mat, and seemly can’t follow up as he is also very wore down from the moves that Dan Godwin has hit on him from earlier on the match. CM Punk after a time is able to roll into the corner, and is able to get on his feet, which stops the ref’s standing ten count at eight. And he is able to rest up in the corner, and Dan Godwin is able to get up as well holding his face, and he looks at CM Punk who is in the corner, and he charges CM Punk. But CM Punk is able to explode out of the corner, and hits a diving clothesline that knocks down Dan Godwin hard to the mat. CM Punk takes a few moments to rest up, and Dan Godwin is able to get to his feet. Once he does CM Punk hits a few forearm shots to the face of Dan Godwin, and he tries to whip Dan Godwin to the ropes, and is successful in doing just that Dan Godwin bounces off of the ropes. CM Punk hits a leg lariat that connects on Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin goes down to the mat, and he stumbles up to his feet, and CM Punk hits a reverse sit down jaw breaker that sends Dan Godwin falling into the corner. CM Punk measures up, and charges at the corner, and hits a running knee into the corner that connects with the face of Dan Godwin, and CM Punk hooks Dan Godwin, and hits a running bulldog out of the corner. CM Punk pushes Dan Godwin on his back, and the ref counts the 1………2…….kick out by Dan Godwin!]

JR-We knew that CM Punk wasn’t going to go down easily.

King-Well what did you expect, this guy isn’t just someone we picked off the streets, he’s a former world champion.

[CM Punk gets up to his feet, and pulls up Dan Godwin up to his feet, and he picks up Dan Godwin. But Dan Godwin slides out of the back, and goes for the eXecution, but it hits the ref instead. Dan Godwin turns around, and as CM Punk is trying to go for another move, Dan Godwin hits a low blow. CM Punk goes down to the mat, and Dan Godwin grabs a chair from the outside, and brings it into the ring, and gets ready to nail him with it. Suddenly “If You Smell..” blasts on the PA system as the Rock runs down to ring side, and slides into the ring, Dan Godwin takes a swing at the Rock, the Rock ducks it, and returns the low blow to Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin turns around, and the Rock hits the Rock Bottom on Dan Godwin! The Rock gets out of the ring, and CM Punk is crawling towards Dan Godwin and makes the cover on Dan Godwin. A new ref slides into the ring, and counts the 1……………….2…………..3!]

JR-Punk won!

King-No! It’s the Rock’s fault!

(Saturday Shockwave goes off the air with Godwin coming to, and staring up with anger at the Rock who is backing up the ramp, and then raises his arm up to the crowd as we fade away with that.)