EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen)

(We go into the Shockwave arena. Pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. The lights turn on, and fans are yelling, and waving their signs. The camera scan around the crowd. The camera zooms out, and shows the location information.)

JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live for another great edition of Saturday Shockwave. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I am joined at ring side by the King Jerry Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-At least he didn’t change the way he says Kris’ name.

Kris Gaffney-Fun fact…when someone said KG one time, they thought it was Kevin Garnett.

King-Anything is possible….now if I hope you’ll be gone, maybe it’ll happen….

(Suddenly the lights turn off. The EMF tron lights up with the image of various land scans moving quickly. Before settling on one of the peak of Mt. Everest. It fades away into the text.)

He’s back

(we go back to normal.)

JR-What was that all about?

King-I figure it’s about some guy…some guy named heback.

(“X is gonna give it to you” blasts on the PA system. Wade Wilson walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Wade Wilson last week became the Extreme champion.

Kris Gaffney-Wade’s going to have to watch his back, he already has many wrestler’s after the title.

King-Is Logan also watching Wade’s back?

(“The Duck Song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage, he throws grapes to the crowd. He enters the ring.)

JR-Last week the melon club made their presence felt.

King-Getting a win here could give Kenny the chance to also get into the race.

Kris Gaffney-You think?

King-If the melon god’s allow it.

[Wade Wilson and Kenny Omegrape stand on their opposite sides of the ring. Kenny throws a grape at Wade, Wade catches in his mouth, and spits it back at Kenny Omegrape. Wade Wilson runs towards Kenny Omegrape, and he hits a clubbing forearm shot to the top of the head, this makes Kenny Omegrape stumble backwards. Wade Wilson whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Kenny Omegrape goes down on the mat, he slowly gets up to his feet. Wade Wilson picks him up, and he hits a body slam on Kenny Omegrape, and backs up into the corner, and he walks towards Kenny Omegrape, and he jumps in the air, and he connects with a knee drop across the face. Kenny Omegrape pushes him down on the mat. Wade Wilson goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…..KICK OUT by Kenny Omegrape. Wade Wilson hits a few stomps on the downed Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape gets picked up, and he gets hit with a few knife edge chops to the chest by Wade Wilson. Kenny Omegrape stumbles backwards in pain, and he tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Kenny Omegrape. Wade Wilson lowers his head, and he ducks under a clothesline by Kenny Omegrape. Wade Wilson locks in a sleeper hold Kenny Omegrape struggles around trying to get out of the hold. But finally it starts to wear down Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape goes down to one knee. The ref asks Kenny Omegrape if he wants to give it up, Kenny refuses, but it’s clear that Kenny is going out.]

JR-Kenny needs to figure out to get this match back into his control.

King-What if the Melon Gods don’t want it.

Kris Gaffney-Then something something the Melon gods didn’t want it.

[Kenny Omegrape gets up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape counters with a jaw breaker that makes him fall backwards. Wade Wilson is in the corner. Kenny dazed gets up, and he runs towards Wade Wilson. Wade Wilson side steps him, and he throws him into the corner. He crashes into the corner. Wade Wilson hits a clothesline in the corner, he sets up Kenny Omegrape up, and he puts him up on the top rope. He climbs up to the top rope, he hooks him, and he goes for a suplex plex, but it’s blocked by Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape counters with a splash. Kenny Omegrape rolls away from Wade Wilson. Wade Wilson and Kenny Omegrape get up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape hits a few fists to the face, and he tries to whip Wade Wilson. Wade reverses the whip. Wade lowers his head. Kenny Omegrape counters with a swinging neck breaker that puts down Wade Wilson on the mat.]

JR-Kenny Omegrape is gaining momentum.

King-You think this match is heading towards the end?

Kris Gaffney-Only if the melon god’s say so.

[Wade Wilson goes into the corner. Kenny Omegrape runs towards Wade. Wade counters with a hot shot. Kenny stumbles out of the corner. Wade kicks him in the gut, sets him up, and he hits the Dead Pool!! Wade Wilson goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref counts 1…………..2………….3!!]

JR-Wade Wilson moved quickly, and got the victory.

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage, and he poses on the stage, and he walks to the ring.)

JR-Here comes the grand slam champion.

King-This should be interesting…a hardcore match with respect.

Kris Gaffney-Guess it worked with Terry Funk and Cactus Jack.

King-But then they exploded each other…..

(“Life is a lemon” blasts on the PA system. Karaoke Kid walks out on the stage, and he walks out on the stage singing. He steps inside of the ring.)

King-Wow…a real singer.

[Zack Ryder and Karaoke Kid pace around the ring. They give each other’s nods of respect, finally they lock up. Karaoke Kid is able to put Zack Ryder into a side head lock. Zack Ryder quickly counters with a belly to back suplex that puts down Karaoke Kid. Zack Ryder stands back allowing Karaoke Kid to process what happened. Karaoke Kid knows that this match is for real, he runs at Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder counters with an arm drag release that sends him flying towards the other side of the ring. Kid gets up to his feet, and runs again at Zack Ryder, but Ryder is able to connect with another release arm drag. Karaoake Kid fly’s across the ring. He gets up to his feet, and Zack Ryder hits a standing drop kick that makes Karaoke Kid fall backwards, and he falls out of the ring, and on to the floor. Zack Ryder takes a few moments to pump up the crowd. He waits for Karaoke Kid to get up to his feet, once he gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder slign shots himself over thet op rope, and he lands with a cross body block that connects with Karaoke Kid. Zack Ryder waits for Karaoke Kid to get up to his feet, and he picks up Zack Ryder drives Karaoke Kid into the ring post back first. Karaoke Kid is of course in a lot of pain, and Zack Ryder throws him into the ring. Zack Ryder looks under the rign, and he pulls out a trash can lid, and he slide into the ring. Zack Ryder puts the trash can lid on the mat, and he runs towards the ropes, and he comes of the ropes. He connects with a one handed face buster into the trash can.]

JR-Karaoke down into the steel.

King-They might respect each other, but that’s why this is hardcore.

Kris Gaffney-Sure hope Kid never faces Samoa Joe..

[Zack Ryder backs up as he waits for Karaoke Kid to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder runs, and he goes for the Rough Ryder. Zack Ryder is blocked, and Karaoke Kid power bombs Zack Ryder on the trash can lid, obviously Zack Ryder is in a lot of pain, but Karaoke Kid falls into the ropes, and he takes a few moments to rest up. Zack Ryder is slow to get up in the corner. Karaoke Kid runs towards the corner, and he jumps in the air, and he connects with a splash in the corner. Karaoke backs out of the corner, and he waits for Zack Ryder to get where he is. He picks him up on his shoulders, and he drops him with a death valley driver. Karaoke Kid goes to the outside of the ring. He measures up on Zack Ryder, he sling shots himself up to the top rope, and from the top rope, he jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying shooting star press on Zack Ryder. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2……….KICK OUT by Zack Ryder. Karaoke Kid looks down at Zack Ryder. He goes to the outside of the ring, and he grabs a chair, and he brings it into the ring, and he waits for Zack Ryder to get up to his feet. Zack Ryder is slow to get up to his feet, and he hits a chair shot to the back. Zack Ryder yells in pain as he falls down in pain. Karaoke Kid seems to have a plan as he puts the chair on the mat.]

JR-It looks like Kid has a plan.

King-He has to go to extremes…considering Ryder’s ability to survive.

Kris Gaffney-Never let that go….much like…

*The Luch House Party show up and yell 3 DRINKS!! 3 DRINKS!! 3 DRINKS!!*

[Whatever plan that Karaoke Kid had, he pushes him off, and he hits into the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet he falls into the corner. Karaoke Kid gets hit with a running clothesline that connects to Karaoke. Zack Ryder adjust the chair. Karaoke Kid stumbles out of the corner, and he puts him on the top rope. Zack Ryder climbs up to the top rope, and he goes for a super plex, and it’s connected!! Karaoke gets up in pain. Zack Ryder hits the Rough Ryder!! Karaoke is down. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Karaoke, the ref counts 1……………2……………3!!]

JR-Zack Ryder wins!!

King-Karaoke Kid wasn’t going to violate his hardcore code.

King-AJ Styles is proud…

(“Heavy sits the crown” blasts on the PA system. Daryl Prichard walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Daryl Prichard last week was able to get a victory.

King-Can he follow it up with another one?

Kris Gaffney-I don’t know…still think he was better off being a pokemon.

JR-EC3 seems to have a bright career ahead of him.

King-Why does he look over his shoulder like that randomly.

Kris Gaffney-It’s one of wrestling’s biggest mysterious’…like what is Nia Jax looking at off screen.

[Daryl Prichard and EC3 stand in the irng. EC3 mocks Daryl Prichard. Daryl Prichard laughs at EC3’s mocking of him. Daryl Prichard hits a hard fist that knocks down EC3. Ethan Carter III gets up to his feet. Daryl Prichard hits a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards Daryl Prichard whips him to the ropes. EC3 bounces off of the ropes. Daryl Prichard goes for a stone fist. EC3 ducks under, and he continues to the other side of the ring. Daryl Prichard is able to catch him as EC3 jumps, and he goes for a cross body block. Daryl Prichard holds him there for a few moments, and he connects with a fall away slam that sends him down on the mat. Ethan Carter III hits hard into the mat, he slowly gets up to his feet dazed, Daryl Prichard picks him up, and he puts him over his shoulder. He then runs out of the corner, and he connects with a running power slam out of the corner. Daryl Prichard goes into the cover on Ethan Carter III. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1…………….2………….KICK OUT by Ethan Carter III. Daryl Prichard goes into the corner, and he waits as Ethan Carter tries to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Daryl Prichard goes for the Stone fist, but he ducks under, and Daryl Prichard hooks him, and he drops him with a belly to belly suplex.]

JR-Ethan Carter has stopped Daryl’s momentum.

King-Definitely not how Daryl pictured that working out.

[EC3 rolls out of the ring, and he grabs a chair. He slides into the ring, and he waits for Daryl Prichard to get up to his feet. Daryl Prichard gets up to his feet, and Daryl Prichard turns towards EC3. EC3 swings the chair, and he connects with the head of Daryl Prichard. Daryl Prichard hits the mat hard. EC3 throws the chair down, and he poses in the middle of the ring. He calls for the end of the match.]

JR-EC3 is going to end this match.

King-Good thing he never went to WWE.

Kris Gaffney-Then why did you mention it..

[EC3 picks up Daryl Prichard. Daryl Prichard slides out of the back. EC3 turns around into a stone fist. Daryl Prichard doesn’t let EC3 go down. He sets him up. He lifts him up, and he drops him with the Gravel Bomb!! EC3 is down. Daryl Prichard goes into the cover on EC3. The ref counts 1……………2…………3!!]

JR-Daryl Prichard gets the victory over the new comer EC3

King-Aunt Dixie isn’t a fan.

JR-Jeremiah Dixon last week was very impressive.

King-This is why he finds himself in this match.

Kris Gaffney-It’s not fair…Jedidiah is facing two people!

JR-The leader of the fold also had an impressive win…even though it seems like this seems to be a match on friendly terms.

King-Correction…he’s not the leader of the fold anymore.

Kris Gaffney-He’s back to getting people to join though….I don’t think King has what it takes to be apart of the fold!

[Jedidiah Stone and Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon pace around the ring, they lock up Jedidiah Stone is able to go behind Jeremiah Dixon. Jedidiah Stone hits a few clubbing blows to the back of Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon. He then puts him into an arm bar, and he puts the pressure on him, and he holds on the pressure. Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon pushes him into the ropes, and he whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Jedidiah Stone hits a shoulder block that puts him down on the mat. Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon gets up fairly quickly, Stone takes him down with a double leg take down, and then he sets him up, and he hits a catapault that sends him flying towards the corner. He crashes into the corner, he stumbles backwards. Jedidiah Stone hooks, and drops Jermeiah Dixon with a reverse neckbreaker. Jedidiah Stone goes into the cover trying to see if he can get a quick pin. The ref goes inot position to make the count, the ref counts 1………………….2…KICK OUT by Jeremiah Dixon!! Jedidiah Stone picks up Jeremiah Stone picks up Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon, and he hits a forearm shots that send him into the corner. He tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Jeremiah Dixon. Jedidiah Stone bounces off of the ropes. Jeremiah “impact” Dixon goes for a hip toss, but it’s countered with a swinging neck breaker. Jeremiah Dixon is down on the mat. Jedidiah Stone goes into the cover on Jeremiah Dixon. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2..KICK OUT by Jeremiah Dixon!!]

JR-Kick out once again by Jeremiah Dixon!!

King-Jeremiah is making a lot of impacts…on the mat.

Kris Gaffney-Sure he’ll be a fan of using his nickname that way, but ok.

[Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon gets picked up by Jedidiah Stone. He hits a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards, and then he hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over, and he sets him up, and he hooks him, and he goes for a vertical suplex. Jeremiah is able to shift his weight, and he hooks Jedidiah Stone, and he drops him with a diving reverse DDT. Jeremiah Dixon takes a few moments to rest up. Jedidiah Stone pulls himself up to his feet. Dixon jumps on the second rope, and he connects with a spring board kick to the head. Jedidiah Stone goes down on the mat.]

JR-Jeremiah Dixon with the flying chuck kick.

King-Marc Mead would approve.

Kris Gaffney-He definitely would not….no one can hit the Mead Kick V2 like him.

[Jeremiah Dixon picks up Jedidiah Stone, and he lifts him up. But it’s countered by Stone who hits an ezuguri to the side of the head. He hooks him, and he drops him with Welcome to the Fold. Jedidiah Stone holds Jeremiah Dixon with a pin. The ref counts 1……………..2……………..3!!]

JR-Jedidiah turns the tide around, and gets the victory.

The arena lights flicker and suddenly everything falls under a deep blanket of darkness. There is a single spotlight beaming to life in the middle of the ring, revealing an old, battered, Victorian music box. The ratchet lever on the music box begins to spin and we all hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the cold arena air that grows more ominous with every dainty pluck of pins and teeth, leaving us in the pitch of blackness, gripped by the callous, talon-clawed hands of fear as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

We see the silhouette of a small woman. She makes her way down the aisle as smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and into the audience.

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal!

It feels like the air has been sucked from the arena as the fans realize that she is alone. Grace makes her way into the ring and takes the microphone from the ring announcer’s hand.

Grace Brutal:...

Iron Man begins playing before she can say a word. Prez Mike walks out onto the entrance ramp to the respectful adulation of the EMF audience. Prez Mike makes his way to the ring ready with a microphone in hand already. Prez Mike pauses for a moment shaking his head behind a crooked half smirk at Grace and the otherwise empty ring. Prez Mike walks up the steps, cleans his feet on the apron and gets inside the ring.

Prez Mike: Hello, Grace. Now before you say anything else; and we all know that talking is primarily what you actually do around here, let me just ask you… where exactly is the man who asked me to meet him out here?

The arena lights go out completely and the audience begins to buzz. In the ring a spark quickly, and suddenly turns into a small flame stood upon the wick of a candle which illuminates the contours and crevices of The Wretched Nobody's haggard mask. Nobody blows the candle out and the arena lights rise again revealing him to be right behind Prez Mike, still holding Mr.Gold’s cane. The audience are cheering for the monster as Prez Mike rather calmly turns around and extends a hand to Nobody.

Prez Mike: There he is, making a surprising, and theatrical style entrance as usual.

Nobody looks down at Prez Mike’s hand and tilts his head, Prez Mike seems to get tired of waiting on the reciprocated gesture and puts his hand back into his pocket.

Prez Mike: Okay then, so I assume that this is not the friendly type of chat I had hoped it might be… so let’s get right to it. What would you like to talk about? Prez Mike holds his microphone out for Wretch to speak into, The Wretched Nobody begins to seep a black fetid ooze from the mouth, eyes, and nose holes of his mask. A disgusted Prez Mike pulls the microphone back a bit.

Prez Mike: Nice gag work; but mind the equipment, please.

The Wretched Nobody clearly and calmly says no more than he needs to.

The Wretched Nobody: I want to fall over the Edge.

The crowd lights up and Prez Mike listens to them for a moment before signaling for attention.

Prez Mike: Straight talk… you win more matches than you lose. The fans love whatever…. this is… that makes you, you. I’d tell you right to your face if I ever seen it - you’re money young man, big money.

The fans cheered their support, bringing a smile to both Prez Mike, and Grace Brutal’s faces.

Prez Mike: The problem you have is that EMF big enough that we can afford to be about competition, not just profit. I will gladly take my salary knowing full well that it's made up of a cut of merchandise, ticket, and broadcast sales, but I won't sell the underlying integrity of this company for threats, or for dollars. I am not opposed to you being EMF champion, as long as you can hold onto the titles. You've made me money, Wretch. You have even raised the game at times, and you’re barely though your rookie year. Regardless of that, EMF is not some small scale indy promotion we didn’t become what we are by pushing any one guy to the moon. If you want it, I won't stand in the way… of you earning it. But short of Edge challenging you for the title, what we have is a case where - The monster fell off the top of the Machine. That’s on you… so here’s what I think should happen… win your matches. You got to the championship title in a massive main event once so you decide if you can do it again. Speaking of matches you should try to win… Muhammad Ali was ready in the gorilla position when I came out, so I need to get back to work too. Grace, Wretch; Good Luck. Good bye.

The Wretched Nobody watches as Prez Mike exits the ring and heads backstage.

JR-Here comes the #1 contender to the IC championship, Muhammad Ali.

King-Austin Joseph might be the One, but he’s not the greatest!

Kris Gaffney-He’s not?

[Wretched Nobody and Muhammad Ali pace around the ring, and they lock up. Wretched Nobody showing his power pushes back Muhammad Ali inot the corner, and the Wretched Nobody hits a knee lift into the gut that stuns Muhammad Ali. He hits another knee lift, Muhammad Ali brings him out of the corner, and he bounces off of the ropes. He goes for a cross body block, but the Wretched Nobody is able to duck under. Muhammad Ali crashes down hard into the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet, and the Wretched Nobody picks up Muhammad Ali over his head, and he holds him up there for a few moments, and then he drops him with a military press slam. Muhammad Ali is obviously in a lot of pain as his back hits the mat. The Wretched Nobody hits a few stomps on the downed Wretched Nobody. Muhammad Ali attempts to get up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody whips Muhammad Ali to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. He picks up Muhammad Ali, and drops him with a spinning side slam. Wretched Nobody stares down Muhammad Ali. Knowing that this is a tables match, so he needs to get a table. Muhammad Ali gets picked up by his hair, and Wretched Nobody lifts up Muhammad Ali. Muhammad Ali gets hit with a body slam. Wretched Nobody backs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. He jumps in the air, and he comes down on the throat of Muhammad Ali with a big leg drop. The Wretched Nobody feels like it’s not time to go for the end of the match. He instead goes to the corner, and he calls for his finisher.]

JR-It looks like Wretch wants to end this.

King-Still…Grape brutal….should happen.

Kris Gaffney-Another thing we won’t let go.

[Muhammad Ali gets up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody goes for his finisher, but before he can hit it. Muhammad Ali counters with an upper cut that sends him flying backwards. Muhammad Ali hits Wretched Nobody with a jab, another jab, then finally he shuffles his feet, and he connects with another fist that knocks the Wretched Nobody down.]

JR-Ali completes the Ali shuffle.

King-I guess Wretch knows why Ali is the #1 contender for the IC championship.

Kris Gaffney-Also because he’s the greatest!

[Muhammad Ali goes to the outside of the ring, and he gets the table. Muhammad Ali waits for Wretched Nobody gets up to his feet. He goes for the decimation, but Wretch ducks under. Muhammad Ali turns around, and gets hit with the trephination on Muhammad Ali. Ali stumbles backwards, he goes into the table. Muhammad Ali breaks the table.]

JR-Wretch avoided the Decimation, and landed the trephination for the victory.

We see Prez Mike backstage at his lead post in gorilla position. The Wretched Nobody bursts through the curtains and walks straight through the crowd of staff right up to him. Prez Mike stands up to look at him before he is handed Mr.Gold’s cane. The Wretched Nobody walks away as Grace comes through, Prez Mike motions to her about the cane unsure of why he’s been given it.

Grace Brutal::”I literally have no clue, sir. I’ll go find out.”

Grace races off after the monster and Prez Mike sits back in his chair when suddenly the monitor in front of him turns to static and then a silhouetted figure made up of uneven shadows appears on his screen alone.

:The One from the Shadows: I am The One from the Shadows. It’s nice to finally speak to you, Prez Mike.

Prez Mike: Hey what’s going on with my direct feed? Hey, people!

Some staff get to work trying to fix it as some watch in awe as the figure points to the side of the screen Prez Mike set the cane. The voice and irregular edges are distorted enough to fool the viewers as to gender, or identity.

:The One from the Shadows: I asked him to bring you something that was strong enough to hold up the weak. He will continue to bring you trophies, and mementos. This thoughtful gift is a reminder from me…. you’re much more weak than your amount of power would lead you to believe, Prez Mike. You let the inmates run the asylum, so I found the biggest, most sadistic monster among them and he is going to be my shepherd, and messenger. Woes fall upon all who once blessed be.

One of the viewing staff looks behind Prez Mike’s monitor and turns around another facing the opposite way for one of the other employees, and then holds up the single source wire that feeds into them both. Prez Mike’s screen with the eerie figure backed against static and unsettling images. The other monitor is the expected direct feed ring view it should be. Prez Mike’s feed goes back to normal, and his fair hearted, diplomacy seems to have given way to frustration.

Prez Mike: If I have to ask for all of you to get me answers for the obvious questions of how the hell that just happened - we’re all going to have a bad day!

The production staff all scatterer to their stations, taking steps to find out what just went on.

(“The Duck Song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon walks out on the stage, he yells WATERMELON!! He gets confused, and says “eat your fruit”. He walks down to the ring.)

JR-Looks like Ashley Irvine is taking her toll.

King-She’s been doing that since the day she was born.

Kris Gaffney-Some say even before it.

JR-Things seem to be going well for the Inhumans.

King-Let’s not forget that Walter Melon does have that world title shot at some point.

Kris Gaffney-That can’t be forgotten.

[Walter Melon and Austin Joseph pace around the ring. They lock up, Walter Melon is able to get behind Walter Melon. Walter Melon hits a few forearm shots to the back of Austin Joseph. This stuns Austin Joseph. He then puts him into a side head lock, and he pushes him towards the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Walter Melon hits a shoulder block that puts down Austin Joseph. Austin Joseph goes down on the mat. Walter Melon stumbles up to his feet, and he hits a kick to the gut, and he hooks Austin Joseph, and drops him with a side Russian leg sweep. Austin Joseph goes down on the mat. Walter Melon picks him up by the hair, and he scoops him up, and he drops him with a body slam. Walter Melon backs up to the ropes, he jumps in the air, and he comes down with a leg drop on Austin Joseph. Walter Melon goes into the cover on Austin Joseph. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2……KICK OUT by Austin Joseph. Walter Melon looks at the ref, and he tells him to eat his fruit! Walter Melon puts him into a chin lock, and he puts on the pressure. Austin Joseph tries to get up to his feet, and once he does, he hits a elbow to the gut, Austin Joseph tries to go for another one, but Walter Melon counters by grabbing his hair, and he yanks him down on the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet. Walter Melon hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over, and he hooks him. He lifts him up, and he drops him with a piledriver that plants him down on the mat. Walter Melon goes into the cover once again on Austin Joseph. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…..KICK OUT by Austin Joseph!!]

JR-Austin Joseph kicks out!!

King-Walter Melon has the melon god’s, but he’s no me.

Kris Gaffney-Actually he’s better…

[Walter Melon goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. He jumps off for the Fruit Smash Splash. But before he lands it, he gets his knee’s up. This drives the air out of Walter Melon. Walter Melon is slow to get up to his feet as he is trying to catch his breath. Austin Joseph is up to his feet. Walter Melon hooks him, and drops him with an impaler DDT that drives him into the mat. Walter Melon seems to be down for the count. Austin Jospeh pushe shim on to his back, and the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………….2……..KICK OUT by Walter Melon. Austin Joseph doesn’t argue, he rolls into the corner as he pulls himself up with the help of the ropes. Austin Joseph waits for Walter Melon to get up to his feet, he motions for Walter Melon to get up to his feet.]

JR-This might be the end for Walter Melon.

King-Tune in next week

Ashley Irvine-WATERMELON!!

Kris Gaffney-Guess she couldn’t resist…

[Walter Melon gets up to his feet. Austin Joseph runs towards Walter Melon for the one and only. Walter Melon side steps him, and throws him into the ring post. Austin falls out of the corner. Walter Melon school boy’s Austin Joseph. The ref counts 1…………2………….3!!]

JR-Walter Melon did it!! He beats Austin Joseph.

King-Calm down JR…it’s not for a title.

Kris Gaffney-But then again….Christian and Gail Kim wouldn’t mind it.

(Walter Melon rolls out of the ring before Austin Joseph recovers, and Shockwave goes off the air.)