EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Shockwave video)

(The lights are off in the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. The lights turn on, and fans wave their signs, and scream. Some say “Godwin was yelling “I am the World Champions!”, “AJ booked the tag match…didn’t she?”, and “Weird is right Troy!”)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR along side Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-That’s right JR, tonight the Rock and Mike New will be facing one another for the

(“Dirty Window” blasts on the PA system as Dan Godwin walks out to the ring with the old EMF world championship, yelling to random fans to stop taunting him.)

JR-Dan Godwin hasn’t had the best of years.

King-I guess we got to wonder if he always this mentally weak.

Kris Gaffney-Considering it happened more than once, I’ll say yes.

(“Degenerate’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Degenerate walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Degenerate has been up, and down, but can’t say that’s not an improvement.

King-Well, I think anything is an improvement than to being an interviewer.

Kris Gaffney-Don’t let Christy Hemme hear you say that.

(“Close Your Eyes” blasts on the PA system as Christian walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR- This guy is just a fool.

King-Hey, he did get a win recently.

Kris Gaffney-I thought we were going to see Fandango wrestle before that happened…or was that Mango? Oh well…

[Christian and Dan Godwin and Degenerate start out in the middle of the ring. Dan Godwin, and Christian look to each other, then they start to gang up on Degenerate with fists. Dan Godwin hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Degenerate, Degenerate backs up. Christian and Dan Godwin whip Degenerate to the ropes, and Christian, and Dan Godwin hit a double flap jack that sends Degenerate face first into the mat. Christian, and Dan Godwin back up as Degenerate gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Dan Godwin says something, and Christian nods his head. Dan Godwin backs away, and then Christian hits a few fists to Degenerate who backs up, and then Christian whips Degenerate to Dan Godwin who hits a back body drop over the top rope that sends Degenerate into the mat. Dan Godwin rolls out of the ring, and he goes over to where Degenerate is, and Degenerate tries to get up to his feet. Dan Godwin hits an atomic drop, and then he sets up for a catapault that sends Degenerate flying into the turnbuckle. Dan Godwin gets up to his feet, and from inside of the ring. Christian runs to the ropes, spring boards over the top rope, and then he hits a flying cross body block on Dan Godwin, this takes down Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin is grabbed by the hair, and then he is smashed into the steps, and Christian throws Dan Godwin into the ring. Christian slides into the ring, Dan Godwin is stumbling up to his feet. He falls backwards, and Christian sets up, and hits a diving DDT. Christian sensing the end is near he goes back into the corner, and yells for Dan Godwin to get up.]

JR-Christian is motioning for Dan Godwin to get up here.

King-Why is he randomly using Edge’s spear?

Kris Gaffney-Maybe he wants to prove he does it better?

[Dan Godwin turns around, and Christian hits the spear. Christian goes into the cover on Dan Godwin, and the ref counts the 1………2……….Degenerate from the outside of the ring pulls him out of the ring, and he hits a short arm clothesline to Christian. Christian is down on the mat. Christian is grabbed by Degenerate, and he’s thrown into the ring steps. Christian is pain, and Degenerate rolls into the ring. Dan Godwin is still down on the mat, and then Degenerate tries to go into the cover, but Dan Godwin tries to turn it into a the X-Face. But Degenerate stuggles, and turns around, and he hits boot to the face that sends Dan Godwin flying down on the mat. Dan Godwin gets up to his feet, and once he does he charges at Degenerate. Degenerate counters with a hip toss that sends him flying down on the mat. Dan Godwin goes flying, and crashing down on the mat. Godwin gets up a little dazed, and Degenerate picks up Dan Godwin, and hits a body slam on Dan Godwin. Degenerate back up on Dan Godwin, and he hits a knee drop to the face that makes Dan Godwin hold his face in pain. Dan Godwin rolls away into the corner, and he tries to make his way up to his feet and does, Degenerate hits a few stomps, but nothing put together to make Dan Godwin fall back into a seated position. Then Degenerate backs up for the ref before he starts complaining. He goes back on the attack, Degenerate hits a few knife edge chops to the chest, and Degenerate whips Dan Godwin to the toher side of the ring. He crashes into the corner, and he stumbles out of the corner, Degenerate picks him, and he hits a spinning spine buster. Degenerate goes into the cover on Dan Godwin. The ref counts the 1……….2………KICK OUT by Dan Godwin.]

JR-Almost three.

King-You think at some point Dan Godwin might put up his old world title?

Kris Gaffney-No, or else he won’t always be a winner that way.

[Degenerate waits for Dan Godwin to get up to his feet, and Dan Godwin gets up to his feet, and Degenerate goes for the D-Spike. Dan Godwin pushes Degenerate off, Christian hits a knee to the back of Degenerate, and he holds him for Dan Godwin. Dan GOdiwn charges at Degenerate. Degenerate gets out of Christian grasp, and throws Godwin into Christian. Christian falls off of the mat, and Godwin stumbles towards Degenerate. Degenerate hits the D-Spike on Dan Godwin. He goes into the cover on Dan Godwin. The ref counts the 1………2……….3!]

JR-Degenerate wins!

King-Guess being friends with John Cena doesn’t win you this match.

(The EMF camera’s zoom in on a sky box in the arena as Kevin Bourne is watching above. )

("Generic Theme" plays out over the PA System, as Miss Jackie heads out onto the ramp.)

JR: Well Miss Jackie is the new number 1 contender... but a certain Miss AJ Lee wasn't too happy about it.

King: She blames Jackie and Natasha for the fact that Amy Dumas doesn't have the title shot... and that's why we have this match...

Kris: It remains to be seen if Jackie and Amy will actually want to fight it out.

("Million Dollar Theme" plays as Natasha Jones comes out. She stares at Jackie on the way out, showing distrust.)

JR: These 2 have quite a history... I can't imagine they are thrilled at having to team up tonight.

King: Natasha seems to respect Jackie... but I don't think the feeling is mutual.

Kris: Guess we'll find out...

("LoveFuryPassionEnergy" plays as Amy Dumas makes her way onto the ramp. As per usual though, she can't even get half way down it before "Light It Up" interrupts her and AJ Lee comes skipping down the ramp, and starts skipping around Amy.)

JR: These 2 sure do make a unique team...

King: AJ can't get enough of Amy.

Kris: Can anyone?

(With all 4 divas in position, Natasha Jones gets set to start for her team. Amy Dumas wants to start for hers but AJ demands that she is starting it, and sends Amy to the corner. Natasha looks annoyed but charges at AJ and almost takes her head off with a clothesline. She picks AJ up, and knocks her down with a huge right hand. Natasha yells something in the direction of Amy, before lifting AJ up, and planting her down with a big suplex. AJ is clearly in pain, and is no match for the dominant Natasha. Natasha calls for the Spear already. She measures AJ but as AJ stumbles up Amy grabs Natasha from behind. Nat spins round and her and Amy are yelling at each other, and Natasha goes to hit a right hand on Amy but AJ is there quickly, and grabs Nat's fist, and then fires away on her. AJ looks fired up by the altercation between Nat and Amy and she hits hard, repeated right hands on Nat and backs her up into the corner. She charges at Nat with a big clothesline and Nat falls into a seated position in the corner. AJ looks confused as to what to do. She charges at Nat as if she's going to hit a bronco buster, but at the last minute, she pulls out, and instead hits a big knee to the side of Nat's head. Nat falls to the mat and AJ springs to the top rope. She dives looking for a moonsault, but it's messy, and Nat is easily able to throw her knees up and into the gut of AJ to counter the move.)

JR: Looked like AJ was thinking of a move commonly used by Amy's friend Maria... but then she changed her mind, and tried to use one of Amy's moves instead.

King: It's because she thinks she's better than all Amy's other friends.

Kris: Well she sure paid for it there....

(Natasha grabs AJ and hurls her hard into the corner where Jackie is, before heading over, and tagging in Miss Jackie. Jackie unloads on AJ and then takes her down with a suplex. AJ tries to crawl across the ring towards Amy but Jackie is having none of it. She grabs AJ, and picks her back up. With very little effort she hoists AJ onto her shoulders, looking for the F-Off. Unfortunately AJ has a bit too much life left in her, and is able to reach out and make the tag to Amy Dumas while she's still on Jackie's shoulders. Jackie doesn't realise it, but Amy comes in, and grabs AJ, pulling her down. Jackie turns around and looks angry. Amy tries to explain to her friend that she was legally tagged in, but Jackie looks gets angry and hits a clothesline on her. Out of instinct, with Amy down, Jackie runs off the ropes and nails the Leg Drop of DOOOOOOOOM! Jackie then gets a look on her face as if she feels guilty, and heads over and reluctantly tags in Natasha.)

JR: I think there was a bit of misunderstanding... but Amy might have been better off fighting her friend.

King: You can say that again...

Kris: With all this bad blood brewing between them, Amy's already injured breasts might be in a lot of trouble...

(Amy is back to her feet and begins trading blows with Natasha. Natasha eventually seems to be winning the battle, and backs Amy into a corner. She hits a few more shots, and then charges, looking for the Spear into the corner. Amy sidesteps and Natasha spears the ring post. As she comes out clutching her shoulder, Amy positions her for the Whiplash DDT. Natasha is able to elbow her way out, and then she grabs Amy, and hurls her hard into the same corner she just hit, and this time it's Amy's turn to collide with the ring post. As Amy stumbles back, Natasha quickly grabs her legs and takes her down. She then applies a rather unique submission hold, whereby she locks up Amy's legs (like an Edgecator) but then elevates Amy off the ground by grabbing both of Amy's breasts and just squeezing them tight. Amy yells out and is clearly in a lot of pain. She is however quite close to the ropes and tries to reach out, but given the pain she is in, it was difficult. Suddenly out of no where Natasha is blasted from behind by her own partner, Miss Jackie. AJ Lee was there also, and looked like she wanted to break it up, and then enraged, she starts hammering away on Jackie. Natasha looks on confused and then joins in, brawling with both women, and the referee, unable to restore order, just throws the match out as a draw. Amy is able to get to her feet but is clutching at her chest, clearly in pain.)

JR: I have no idea what that move was... but given we know Amy is sensitive in that area... I think a few more moments might have seen her give up.

King: I doubt it JR... It'd take a lot for Amy to submit to someone she hates this much.

Kris: Well one things for sure... it's added a whole new dynamic to the feud...

(Amy slides out of the ring still looking sore as the other 3 continue to brawl, and referees try and separate them as we go to commercial.)

(“Bad Company” blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks ot the ring, and he steps inside fo the ring.)

JR-Dewey Pond just came up short in his presuit to be TV champion.

King-Maybe he can bounce back.

Kris Gaffney-Well, this is a match against his partner, who knows?

(“The Heretic Anthem” blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks to the ring holding the IC title.)

JR-Troy on the other hand has done well for himself.

King-Say what you want about Troy, he’s got the numbers to back him up.

Kris Gaffney-I wished I had something to back up my greatness.

King-But you don’t, probably a good reason for that.

[Troy Gafgen, stands in the middle of the ring, and then Dewey Pond paces around the ring. Dewey Pond throws a fist to the face, and Troy Gafgen takes it, he takes a few moments to register this, and turns back to Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond throws another fist, but Troy Gafgen is able to catch him. Dewey Pond is in pain as Troy Gafgen crushes his hand. Troy Gafgen sets up Dewey Pond, and then he hip tosses him that sends him crashing down on the mat. Dewey Pond gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, Dewey Pond gets hit with a few fists to the face that backs up Dewey Pond. Troy Gafgen whips Dewey Pond off of the ropes, and then Troy Gafgen lowers his head, and Dewey Pond hits a kick into the face. This makes Troy Gafgen stumble backwards, and then Dewey Pond charges at Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen goes for a big boot, but it’s ducked under by Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the ropes, and he comes off of the orpes. He leaps in the air, and he gets caught by Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen holds Dewey Pond for a few moments, and then Troy Gafgen drops him with a rib breaker. Troy Gafgen holds up on up. He then hits a fall away slam that sends him flying across the ring. Dewey Pond rolls under the ring ropes, and he gets up to his feet on the apron. Troy Gafgen measures up, and then he runs at the ropes, and then sling shots Dewey Pond over the top rope, and he crashes into the mat. Dewey Pond rolls into the corner, and Troy Gafgen backs up as Dewey Pond gets up in the corner. Troy Gafgen closes the gap between him, and Dewey Pond. Troy Gafgen hits a few elbows into the corner on Dewey Pond is stunned in the corner, and Dewey Pond stunned enough the ref gets involved, and this makes Troy Gafgen backs up. Troy gives what the ref wants, and then goes back on the attack. Troy Gafgen hits one more fist to the face of Dewey Pond. Troy whips him to the opposite side of the ring, and he crashes into the corner. Troy Gafgen charges at Dewey, Dewey counters with a boot to the face. Troy Gafgen stumbles back, and Dewey goes for a fist to the face. But it’s ducked under, and Troy Gafgen sets up Dewey Pond, and he puts on a top rope backwards.]

JR-Dewey Pond is having some issues with Troy.

King-Well there is a reason why he picked him to be a tag partner for a time.

Kris Gaffney-I still don’t get why they didn’t get a manager named Oscar…

[Troy Gafgen hits a few clubbing blows to the back, and then he climbs up to the top rope, and then he hookds Dewey Pond for a super plex, but as he goes for it. Dewey Pond twists in mid air, and he comes down on Troy Gafgen into a cross body block. Dewey Pond rolls off of Troy Gafgen. He takes a few moments to rest up, the ref starts his standing ten count 1……….2……….3………4………Troy Gagen is up to his feet, and he isn’t happy. He charges at Dewey Pond, he goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under by Dewey Pond. Troy Gafgen turns around right into a kick by Dewey Pond. Troy Gafgen is able to catch it, and then Dewey Pond turns it into a ezuguri that connects on the side of the head. Troy Gafgen stumbles around, and Dewey Pond waits as Troy Gafgen falls backwards, and he stumbles back, and he falls backt o the ropes. He comes off of the ropes. Dewey Pond hits an inverted atomic drop that stuns Troy Gafgen, and Dewey Pond hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over, and Dewey Pond goes to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. He hits a swinging neckbreaker on Troy Gafgen. Troy is down, and Dewey see’s this as his chance to try to get a quick win, he goes out of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. He measures up, and he leaps off, and he hits the Pond water splash on Troy Gafgen. He hooks the leg, and the ref counts the 1………….2……………KICK OUT by Troy Gafgen that sends Dewey Pond flying across the ring.]

JR-What power by the IC champion.

King-Yeah, but he’s in trouble here, he probably need to think of something to turn this match around in his favor.

Kris Gaffney-I don’t know if he’s going to be able to do that now.

[From out of the entrance AJ Lee comes skipping down the isle way, and starts to skip around the ring. Dewey Pond looks a little weirded out, but he doesn’t pay much attention to it, Troy’s up to his feet as AJ keeps skipping around the ring. Dewey Pond hits a few fists to the face, and this backs up Dewey Pond tries to whip Troy to the ropes, but it’s reversed. Dewey Pond goes to the ropes but stops in his tracks, because AJ is on the apron, giving him a weird look. Dewey Pond looks weirded out more, he turns right into the Crack of Dawn by Troy. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on Dewey Pond, the ref counts the 1………..2…………3!]

JR-Troy wins.

King-Yeah, but this weird thing with AJ continues.

Kris Gaffney-Looks like AJ accepted the invite though.

(Troy stands up, stands frozen as AJ starts to skip around Troy as we go to commercial, we come back.)

(Back in the Sky box, Bourne looks very interested in this match with two of his biggest enemies.)

(“If You Smell” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring doing his usual poses.)

JR-For the Rock, it’s been a sometime since he’s had a world title shot.

King- Guess he has a chance to change all that.

Kris Gaffney-I had many chances to change that…never happened.

King-That’s because it was you.

(“the Fire rises/Swagga like us” blasts on the PA system as Mike New walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The Rock seemed to get under New’s skin.

King-Well, watching the Rock for years, that probably was his intent.

Kris Gaffney-Look how often he made fun of his friend Mick Foley.

[The Rock, and Mike New pace around the ring, they lock up. The Rock takes down Mike New with a arm drag. Mike New gets up to his feet, and he charge at the Rock, the Rock hits Mike New with another arm drag. Mike New gets up to his feet, he throws a fist to the face, but it’s blocked, and the Rock hits a few fists to the face, and this backs up Mike New. Mike New is stunned enough for the Rock to try to whip Mike New to the ropes, but it’s reversed by New. The Rock bounces off of the ropes, Mike New lowers his head, and then he hits a kick to the face that makes New stumble around. The Rock hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Mike New, and then the Rock puts Mike New into a vertical suplex position, and he lifts up Mike New. He hits a vertical suplex that sends New to the mat, and Mike New is down on the mat, and the Rock hits a few stomps on the downed Mike New. The Rock backs up, and then Mike New gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Rock tries to whip Mike New to the ropes, and New reverses the whip. The Rock crashes into the corner, Mike New charges at the Rock, the Rock is able to counter this with a boot to the face. Mike New stumbles backwards, and the Rock goes to the outside, and he climbs up to the top rope, and then he measures up on Mike New. The Rock leaps off of the top rope, and he hits a cross body block, Mike New is able to push the Rock off, and the Rock gets up to his feet. He gets ready for Mike New to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, the Rock measures up on Mike New who is getting up for the Rock Bottom. Mike New gets up to his feet, and the Rock goes for the Rock Bottom. But it’s countered with a few shoulders to the side of the head, the Rock stumbles backwards, and Mike New charges at the Rock. The Rock counters this by side stepping Mike New, and throwing him shoulder first into the ring post. Mike New is in pain. Mike New turns around, and then he gets hit with a few fists to the face, and then the Rock stops, and spits on his fist, and hits his spit punch that almost sends Mike New over the top rope. Mike New stumbles out of the corner. The Rock hits a kick into the gut, and he hits a DDT on Mike New. The Rock goes into the cover on Mike New, the ref counts the 1……………2…………KICK OUT by Mike New. The Rock doesn’t argue, he hits a few stomps, and backs up as he allows Mike New to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Rock tries to whip Mike New to the ropes, New reverses it, but the Rock puts on the breaks, and pulls New back into him, and the Rock hits the spine on the pine on Mike New.]

JR-The Rock is looking for the People’s Elbow.

King-Somewhere someone is posting that this shouldn’t beat anyone.

Kris Gaffney-Yet, it’s beaten everyone for years….so has a leg drop, guess let it go?

[The Rock goes for the set up the People’s Elbow, and then he sets up. He pulls off his elbow pad, and he throws it to the crowd, and he motions for the People’s Elbow. He runs to the ropes, and he bounces off, he comes off of the ropes. As he leaps off of the ropes, he leaps in the air over the odwned Mike New. But Mike New’s hand shoots up, and grabs the Rock by the leg, and the Rock falls on his face. Mike New gets up with the Rock’s foot in the hand. The Rock turns around, and then he kicks Mike New off. He crashes into the corner. The Rock gets up, and he charges at Mike New. But the Rock runs into a boot to the face that stuns him, and then he stumbles around, and Mike New measures up, and he charges at Mike New, and Mike New hits a spear on the Rock. The Rock is down on the mat, and then Mike New rolls back into the corner, and he rests up. Mike New pulls himself up in the corner, and then once he gets up in the corner he breaks the standing ten count that didn’t get up to a number that was any higher that needs to be mentioned. Anyways, the Rock gets up to his feet, and he leaps in the air at Mike New, but Mike New is able to move out of the way. He crashes into the corner, and then he hits his face into the turnbuckle. Mike New turns around, and Mike New pushes the Rock back into the corner. Mike New hits a few shoulder blocks into the gut, and then Mike New sets up the Rock. Then the Rock fly’s through the air, and he crashes into the mat. The Rock is slow to get up to his feet, and once he does. Mike New hits a few fists to the face, and the Rock stumbles backwards, and Mike New hits a few fists to the face of the Rock. Mike New whips the Rock off of the orpes. He bounces off of the ropes, Mike New lowers his head, and then the Rock fly’s through the air, and he comes down crashing down on the mat, and the Rock gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet he falls into the corner. Mike New charges, and he hits a body avalanche that crushes the Rock. Mike New backs out of the corne,r and the Rock stumbles out of the corner. Mike New picks up the Rock, and drops him for a side walk slam! Mike New goes into the cover on the Rock, the ref counts the 1………2……….KICK OUT by the Rock.]

JR-Mike New must have thought he had it there.

King-Well he can’t get frustrated, this isn’t anyone he’s in the ring with.

[Mike New is getting frustrated though, then he looks up at Kevin Bourne. He yells a few things at Kevin Bourne, Kevin Bourne is in his box looking around, and saying “anyone catch that”. New stares up at Bourne, Bourne stands up in his box, suddenly the lights go off. The lights turn on as New is looking around confused, and the Rock is getting up to his feet on the other side of the ring. There is a steel chair in the middle of the ring, and the ref is stunned, but not out, but realizing he has this chance New goes for the chair, but the Rock hits a kick to the face that makes the chair go flying away from New. New stumbles backwards, and then New charges at the Rock. The Rock hits a spine on the pine, the Rock goes into position, and he signals for the People’s Elbow, he runs to ropes as he bounces off, he gets hit in the back with a chair by Dewey Pond that is unseen by the ref, who is still trying to pull himself up. The Rock stumbles forward, and New rolls up the Rock possibly grabbing some tights as the ref has to just quickly get in position, and count to notice if he is or not, and he counts the 1……….2……..3!]

JR-The hell is going on?

King-Do we ever know what’s going on?

Kris Gaffney-Not entirely…no.

(Mike New gets out of the ring. The Rock is on the mat he is not looking happy as Saturday Shockwave goes off the air.)