EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen)

(The lights are turned off. Pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. The lights turn on and fans yell and wave their signs as the lights are turned on. The camera scans the crowd. Finally the camera zooms out as the location information is displayed. Finally we go to one more scan of the crowd as JR begins to talk over it.)

JR-The EMF comes to you live from the United Center. Welcome everyone to Saturday Shockwave. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-Tonight it’s champion vs. champion as Orange Reign takes on the Wretched Nobody.

Kris Gaffney-I would say that Wretch is probably in a good mood since that he won the World Championship back…but he’s never in a good mood.

King-But on the plus side, we might actually be able to hear some of what Grace says since she might not be bleeped out as much.

JR-Let’s get this night started with the first match of the night.

The song Attitude by the Misfits hits the loudspeakers. A montage of Sythe's most hardcore moments hits the big screen. Sythe runs out with a series of green pyrotechnics..CHYOO-CHYOO-CHYOO..firing into the air. He plays air guitar on the whiskey bottle he's holding before ceremoniously turning it up for the crowd. He high fives a few fans before heading down the ramp to the ring.

JR-Sythe is looking to bounce back after Payback.

King-He’s going to get payback for Payback!!

Kris Gaffney-American, American, American, American.

As the lights go out the opening licks to Entrance Song by The Black Angels reverberates throughout the arena. Smoke begins to shoot up from the ramp and a random set of technicolor lights begins to flash poetically throughout the arena. Mr. Psychedelic Branden Leno smoothly walks through the smokescreen. Wearing some aviator sunglasses, light acid wash jeans and a technicolored paisley shirt he looks around the arena with a smile on his face. He casually walks down the ramp, smiling and dipping his sunglasses to get a good look at the crowd. He reaches the ring floor and jumps on the apron before taking a second to look at the crowd again, nodding his head to the music. He goes through the ropes and gets on to the second rope, raising his arms to his sides, nodding at the crowd with a smile on his face.

JR-Leno is somewhat in the same boat.

King-Think it’s worse since he lost a championship?

Kris Gaffney-Maybe.

[Sythe and Brandon Leno lock up. Sythe is able to go behind Brandon Leno. He hooks him into a waits lock, and he connects with a few forearm shots to the back of the neck. Brandon Leno staggers backwards. Sythe whips him to the ropes, and he connects with a ropes. Brandon Leno bounces off of the ropes. Sythe connects with a back elbow to the face. Brandon Leno is slow to get up to his feet, Sythe picks him up to his feet. He lifts him up, and he drops him with a elbow drop that puts down on the mat. Sythe goes into the cover on Brandon Leno. The ref counts 1…………….KICK OUT by Brandon Leno. Sythe waits Brandon Leno to get up to his feet. Brandon Leno gets up to his feet. Brandon Leno goes for a round house kick. Brandon Leno pushes him towards the ropes. Sythe ducks under a clothesline, and he hooks him into a waist lock. He connects with a german suplex that sends him flying through the air. Brandon Leno crashes hard into the mat. Sythe waits for Leno to move away from him so he might plan his next move. Sythe runs towards the corner as Brandon Leno is in a seated position, and he connects with a running knee to the face. Brandon Leno is stunned. Sythe picks him up to his feet. Sythe grabs him by the head, and he connects with a snapmare. Once again he’s in a seated position. Sythe runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Sythe runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Jumps in the air, and he connects with a drop kick that puts him down on the mat.]

JR-Sythe has so far taking the fight to the former IC champion.

King-Not exactly how he was hoping this would go.

Kris Gaffney-I guess not.

[Sythe waits for Brandon Leno to get up to his feet. Leno is up to his feet, and Sythe goes for a side kick to the face. Brandon Leno ducks under. Brandon Leno waits for Sythe to turn around. Sythe turns around, and Brandon Leno kicks Sythe in the gut that doubles him over, and he plants him down with the purple haze piledriver. Sythe is holding his head. Brandon Leno goes inot the cover on Sythe. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………….2………………..KICK OUT by Sythe. Brandon Leno takes a few moments to recover.]

JR-Brandon Leno needs to recover.

King-Indeed he does.

[Brandon Leno picks up Sythe, but Sythe drops him with a spine buster. Sythe goes to the outside of the ring. He climbs up to the top rope, and he jumps off of the top rope. He connects with the Sythenator!! Sythe goes into the cover on Brandon Leno. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…………3!!]

JR-Sythe wins this match.

King-That was a bounce back for sure.

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-One of the most experienced competitors in the EMF today.

King-That’s because he’s old.

Kris Gaffney-HA!!

Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage.

JR-Ricky Vegas had an emotional week.

King-That’s an understatement.

Kris Gaffney-He’s determined to use it for motivation. That’s not easy, I guess we will see how it works for him.

[Tony Ikeda and Ricky Vegas throw fists to the face. Tony Ikeda is able to duck under one of the fists, and he runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Ricky Vegas connects with a hard running forearm shot to the face that puts down Tony Ikeda down on the mat. Tony Ikeda holds his face in pain, and he rolls away, he tries to get up to his feet in the corner. Ricky Vegas closes in on Tony Ikeda. Ricky Vegas hits a few knee lifts into the corner on Tony Ikeda. Ricky Vegas brings Tony Ikeda out of the corner, and he whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Ricky Vegas connects with a one man flap jack that puts him down on the mat. He is slow to get up to his feet. Ricky Vegas comes off of the ropes, and flattens Tony Ikeda down on the mat with the full house running big boot. Ricky Vegas goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2………KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda!! Ricky Vegas hits a few stomps on the downed Tony Ikeda. He grabs him by his hair, and he tries to lift him up for the first slam of his body slam combo. But Tony Ikeda is able to slide out of the back.]

JR-Ricky Vegas keeps on the pressure

King-Ricky emotion might be helping him at this moment.

Kris Gaffney-It can trend the other way.

[ Tony Ikeda runs to the ropes, Ricky Vegas goes for another big boot, but it’s ducked under by Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda grabs Ricky’s head, and drop shim with a jaw breaker that makes him fall backwards. Tony Ikeda runs towards where Ricky Vegas is, and he connects with a running clothesline that sends him flying to the outside, and Ricky Vegas falls into the mat around ring side. Tony Ikeda waits for Ricky Vegas to get up to his feet, and once he gets upt o his feet. Tony Ikeda sling shots himself over the top rope, and he goes for a cross body block, and Tony Ikeda hits it. Tony Ikeda hits a few fists to the face of Ricky Vegas. Tony Ikeda throws Ricky Vegas into the ring. Tony Ikeda climbs up on the apron. Tony Ikeda climbs up on the top rope. Tony Ikeda jumps off, and he connects with a double axe handle that knocks down Ricky Vegas goes down on the mat. Tony Ikeda waits for Ricky Vegas to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Tony Ikeda hooks him, and drops him into a full nelson slam. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………….2………..KICK OUT by Ricky Vegas!!]

JR-Ricky Vegas kicks out.

King-Has Tony weathered the storm?

Kris Gaffney-It is always hard to tell.

[Ricky Vegas gets picked up, Ricky throws off his hands, and he pushes him off. Tony bounces off of the ropes. Ricky Vegas goes for the full house. But Tony counters with a duck, and hooks Ricky Vegas for the full nelson and drops him with the full nelson suplex. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2………….3!!]

JR-Ricky Vegas thought he had the drop on Tony, but Tony seemed to prove him otherwise.

King-I think he had some inside knowledge on Ricky Vegas.

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out to the stage with his web camera. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Zack Ryder and Vulture are looking to bounce back after not getting the victory at Payback.

King-Somehow I think there is a poetic way for Vulture to say that he’s going to smash Ryder right now.

(The lights turn off. Lighting strikes. The theme "crow" starts to play. Vulture walks out. He stares down at his opponent at the top of the stage as the lightning continues to flash. He walks down to the ring side area, and he steps over the top rope. He waits for the bell.)

JR-Whatever you think of this man, he’s dangerous.

King-I don’t think you need to convince people of that.

[Zack Ryder is pumping up the crowd as they chant “let’s go Ryder”. Vulture doesn’t seem to like this, and he connects with a knee lift into the gut that doubles him over, and he tries to pick him up, and he is able to struggle out of the back. Vulture turns around, and Zack Ryder hits a standing drop kick that knocks back Vulture. Zack Ryder backs up. Vulture runs towards Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder is able to counter this with a drop toe hold that makes him fall into the second rope. Vulture holds his throat as he fell on it. Zack Ryder waits for Vulture to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder kicks him in the gut that doubles him over, and he hooks him into a front face lock, and he runs up to the ropes, and drops him with a swinging DDT off of the second rope. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Vulture. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2………..Vulture is able to power out of the pin that makes Zack Ryder flying through the air, and he crashes into the corner. Vulture gets up to his feet, and he doesn’t seem too pleased. He runs at the corner where Zack Ryder is in, and Zack Ryder is able to move out of the way. Vulture hits hard into the corner. Zack Ryder goes back into the corner. Zack Ryder motions to the crowd after pulling himself up to the second rope. Zack Ryder jumps off of the second rope, and he connects with a missile drop kick . Vulture goes down, and he is slow to get up to his feet, but this time he’s really dazed. Zack Ryder whips him towards the corner, Vulture hits hard into the corner.]

JR-So far Zack Ryder has neutralized the height advantage of Vulture.

King-How long can continue that.

Kris Gaffney-I don’t have a feeling for much longer.

[Zack Ryder runs at Vulture, but the Vulture is able to grab on to Zack Ryder. Vulture throws him into the corner. Vulture runs towards the corner, and he connects with a clothesline in the corner. Vulture backs out of the corner. Vulture picks him up, and he drops him with a side walk slam on Zack Ryder. Vulture goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2……KICK OUT by Zack Ryder!!]

JR-Almost three there.

King-Ryder needs to find a way to over come Vulture’s power.

Kris Gaffney-That’s not going to be easy.

[Vulture picks up Zack Ryder, and he tries to put him on his shoulders, but Zack Ryder struggles out of the back. Zack Ryder pushes Vulture forward. Vulture hits into the corner. Vulture staggers out of the corner. Zack Ryder connects with the Rough Ryder!! Vulture is down. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Vulture. The ref counts 1……………2…………..3!!]

JR-Zack Ryder was able to use Vulture’s momentum against him allowing him to hit the Rough Ryder for the win.

(“Wrath and cowardice” blasts on the PA system. Syd Khatru walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Syd Khatru doesn’t seem impressed by Ryan Hawkins.

King-I suppose this is Ryan Hawkins chance to prove him wrong.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure that’s not what he’s hoping for.

("Voices" blasts on the PA system. Ryan Hawkins walks out on the stage. He slowly walks down to the isle, and he steps inside of teh ring. He jumps on the turnbuckle, and poses on the turnbuckle. He jumps down.)

JR-This is the television debut of Ryan Hawkins.

King-Yeah, never the time that you want to not have a good start.

Kris Gaffney-Although it can happen.

[Syd Khatru and Ryan Hawkins stand in the ring. Syd Khatru is talking down to the new comer to the EMF. Ryan Hawkins nails Syd Khatru with a hard fist that knocks him down on the mat. Ryan Hawkins waits for Syd Khatru to get up to his feet. Syd Khatru gets hit with a European upper cut that makes his head snap backwards, and he falls against the ropes. Ryan Hawkins whips Syd Khatru to the ropes. Syd Khatru bounces off of the ropes. Ryan Hawkins goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under by Syd Khatru. Syd Khatru bounces off of the opposite ropes, but he gets blasted with a standing drop kick that puts down Syd Khatru. Syd Khatru gets up dazed, and he throws a wild fist to the face, but Ryan Hawkins is able to duck it, and he hooks him and he drops him with a 3.0 back breaker by Syd Khatru. Syd Khatru is in a lot of pain. Ryan Hawkins waits for Syd Khatru to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a scoop power slam!! Ryan Hawkins goes into the cover on Syd Khatru. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……..2..KICK OUT by Syd Khatru.]

JR-Almost three by the new comer.

King-He might have walked down to the ring slowly, but he has picked up the pace.

Kris Gaffney-Normally people who do that aren’t actually that slow.

[Syd Khatru is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Syd Khatru turns, and Ryan Hawkins goes for a TDK, but Syd Khatru is able to break his grip, and he drops him with the Dukkah planting him down on the mat .The ref starts his standing ten count. The ref counts 1…………2…………3………..4……….5……..both wrestlers are trying to get up to their feet………..6…………7…..Syd Khatru is up, and he falls into the corner. Ryan Hawkins goes for a splash in the corner, but it’s able to be avoided by Syd Khatru. Syd Khatru waits for Ryan Hawkins. Ryan Hawkins gets picked up by Syd Khatru, and dropped into a body slam. Syd Khatru jumps, and drops an elbow, and then another one, and then another one. Syd Khatru stops for a moment, and he jumps extra high and he connects with the final one. Syd Khatru goes into the cover Ryan Hawkins. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………………………….2……………..KICK OUT by Ryan Hawkins. Syd Khatru gets up to attempt to end this match.]

JR-Syd Khatru looks to end this match.

King- It could be over in a sneeze!

[Ryan Hawkins gets up to his feet. Syd Khatru kicks him in the gut, and he drops him with the tiger drive 91’!! Syd Khatru goes into the cover on Ryan Hawkins. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2………..3!!]

JR-Syd Khatru’s experience was too much for the new comer to over come.

King-So it would seem.

(“Judas” blasts on the PA system. Troy Gafgen walks out on the stage with AJ Lee skipping around him as he walks down to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Troy and Tony missed a chance to get a tag team title shot.

King-That’s probably going through AJ’s mind all week.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure that’s what she is worried about.

(“I’m better than you and you know it” Is said over the loud speakers right before Lamb Of God- “Overlord” hits. The crowd erupts in boos as the lighting begins to flash green and gold. The ramp fills with images of money as Azar Vulcan steps out from the back with a smug grin on his face. He stops atop of the ramp laughing at the fans.)

JR-Azar on the other hand had a far more successful Payback.

King-Guess he’s just looking to prove a point.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe so.

[Troy Gafgen and Azar Vulcan stand in the middle of the ring. Troy Gafgen blocks a knee to the gut with his hands. Troy Gafgen goes for a fist to the face. Azar Vulcan runs to the ropes, and he jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying knee to the face. This staggers Troy Gafgen, but it seems to only have angered the former world champion. He runs at Azar Vulcan, Azar Vulcan is able to counter this with a drop toe hold that sends him flying into the second rope. Troy Gafgen is stunned as he goes throat first into the second rope. He is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Azar Vulcan kicks him in the gut, and he hooks him into a vertical suplex, and he lifts him up, and he lifts up Troy Gafgen, and he drops him with a brain buster. Azar Vulcan goes into the cover on Troy Gafgen. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………….2………..KICK OUT by Troy Gafgen. Azar Vulcan pushes him down on the mat. Azar Vulcan jumps up, and he connects with a knee drop to the arm. Azar Vulcan puts on an arm bar. Troy Gafgen is clearly in a lot of pain as he tries to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, Troy Gafgen pushes him towards the ropes. Troy Gafgen whips Azar Vulcan. Troy Gafgen lowers his head, and Azar Vulcan counters with a face buster that knocks back Troy Gafgen. He makes him fall against the ropes.]

JR-Azar knee’s are his most dangerous weapons.

King-Troy’s not going to argue.

Kris Gaffney-Although AJ will argue why were not talking about her more.

[Troy Gafgen is dazed, and Azar Vulcan measures up, and he goes for the Money Maker. Troy Gafgen ducks under, and he hooks the head of Azar Vulcan, and he drops him with the Chaos maker. Troy Gafgen is down on the mat. But he attempts to go into the cover to take advantage of this situation. He throws his arm over the downed Azar Vulcan for the pin attempt. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…KICK OUT by Azar Vulcan!!]

JR-Troy Gafgen is making a come back here.

King-What does AJ think about this?

[AJ yells “good question!”. Troy Gafgen goes for the mental maelstrom, but Azar pushes him off. Troy Gafgen gets hit with the money maker by Azar. Troy goes down. Azar goes into the cover on Troy. The ref counts 1…………..2…………3!!]

JR-Azar had one more counter than Troy, and that was the difference in this match.

King-It usually is.

We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere.

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the four Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner.

JR-The Wretched Nobody was successful in regaining the World Championship against Tommy Malone.

King-Tonight he’ll be going against another sort of competitor.

Kris Gaffney-That’s true.

Orange looks around the arena, slowly pulls one hand out of his pocket and holds it just above his bellybutton and gives a lazy thumbs up before making his way down the ramp with his hands back into his pockets. Once at the ring, he slowly rolls under the ropes all the way to the middle of the ring where he does a kip-up with his hands still in his pocket. He walks to his corner giving a lazy thumbs up waiting for the match to begin.)

JR-Orange Reign might seem….unenegritic, but he is a great competitor.

King-When he tries.

Kris Gaffney-Wonder if he has a focused mode?

[The Wretched Nobody comes in staring down Orange Reign. Orange Reign looks like he’s about to go to sleep. The Wretched Nobody palms his head, and he connects with a head butt. Orange Reign falls down on the mat. He gets up in the corner. The Wretched Nobody doesn’t run towards the corner, instead he hits a few hard fists to the face of the Extreme Champion, Orange Reign. The Wretched Nobody grabs Orange Reign and he whips him to the ropes. Orange Reign bounces off of the ropes. Orange Reign ducks under a trephination. He tries to put his hands in his pockets, but before he can get started with that stuff, the Wretched Nobody grabs him around the throat, and he lifts him up in the air. He holds him up in the air for a few moments, and then he drops him with a double handed choke slam!! The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…KICK OUT by Orange Reign. Orange Reign rolls out of the ring, and climbs himself up to his feet with the help of the ropes. The Wretched Nobody runs towards Orange Reign. The Wretched Nobody and he runs towards the ropes, and he connects with a break through the ropes. Orange Reign goes flying through the air, and he crashes down on the barricade. Orange Reign falls down holding his face. The Wretched Nobody is able to go to the outside of the ring. He grabs Orange Reign. Orange Reign picks him up over his head, and he throws him over his head. The Wretched Nobody throws him into the ring through the ropes. He crashes into the mat as the Wretched Nobody follows him.]

JR-This might not be good for the Extreme Champion.

King-The problem is…does he know it?

Kris Gaffney-That is always a question…even before the bell rings.

[The Wretched Nobody gets into the ring, and he waits for Orange Reign. Orange Reign gets up to his feet, and he grabs him around the throat, he lifts him up for a choke slam, but Orange Reign is able to shake free, and he hooks the Wretched Nobody, and drops him with a front face lock DDT. This spikes The Wretched Nobody on top of his head, but Wretch gets up almost right away. But clearly dazed, he turns towards Orange Reign, and Orange Reign hits the Orange punch. Still the Wretched Nobody doesn’t go down.]

JR-Orange Reign hit some big moves there.

King-Still Wretch won’t go down.

[Orange Reign hooks Wretched Nobody to attempt the mouse trap, but it’s blocked, the Wretched Nobody hits a few jabs to the ribs of Orange Reign. Wretch pushes him back. Orange Reign bounces off. The Wretched Nobody connects with the trephination!!! Orange Reign goes down on the mat. The wretched Nobody goes into the cover. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2………….3!!]

JR-Orange Reign tried to hook Wretch for the Mouse Trap, but the champion was too powerful.

King-Now I wonder if he can body slam the Big Show.

King-No one can do that…he’s too big!

(The Wretched Nobody stares down the downed Orange Reign as Shockwave goes off the air.)