EMF: Saturday Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video, once it ends the pyrotechnics blasts on the stage, and the lights turn on as fans yell, and wave their signs. Some signs say “Marina made my sign through thought”, (next one is tore in half) “Big Sal and Dewey Pond made my sign”, and “I kidnapped Heyman!”) JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. Join as always by Jerry “the King “Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. Kris Gaffney-What if one of us left. King-JR would stare into a void of space. (“Bad Company” blasts on the PA system as Big Sal and Dewey Pond walk to the ring, and they slide into the ring.) JR-Dewey Pond, and Big Sal have had some miscommunications. King-But it didn’t stop him from becoming TV champion. Kris Gaffney-That should fix everything! (“Walk” blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring, and “Monster” blastson the PA system as Abyss follows Rad to the ring.) JR-You might think this is an odd team, but they both had some tough luck at Payback. King-Well, that explains everything. Kris Gaffney-Sarcasm really doesn’t work well in text… [Dewey Pond looks around the ring seemly assured that they have figured that he would be the first to go as he paces and the ring, and Abyss tries to throw a punch to the face of Dewey Pond, Dewey Pond is able to duck under it, and he hits a drop kick to the leg of Abyss which takes Abyss down to the mat with a kick to the head, and Abyss goes down to the mat, and Dewey Pond hits a few stomps on the downed Abyss, and Dewey Pond backs away from Abyss, and allowing Abyss to get up to his feet, and once he does. Dewey Pond hits a few fists to the face of Abyss, and tries to whip Abyss to the ropes, but he is reversed. He bounces off of the ropes, and he ducks under a big boot to the face, and Dewey Pond waits as Abyss turns around, and Dewey Pond kicks Abyss in the gut, and goes for a DDT, but Abyss is able to power up from it, and throw Dewey Pond across the ring, and into the corner. Abyss charges at Dewey Pond, but Dewey Pond is able to counter with a drop toe hold that sends Abyss into the top turnbuckle. Abyss stumbles backwards, and Dewey Pond climbs up to the second rope, measures up, and hits a missile drop kick that knocks down Abyss, and Dewey Pond goes into the cover, and Abyss, and the ref counts the 1……………2……………..kick out by Abyss that sends Dewey Pond flying nearly to his corner, and Dewey Pond gets up only to be hit with a running boot that sends him into the ropes, and seemly Big Sal makes a blindside tag, he comes into the ring, and seemly the two teammates are talking about that move, and Abyss doesn’t want to wait, and goes for a double clothesline, which both of them are able to duck under, and Abyss bounces off of the ropes, and Big Sal and Dewey Pond hit a double flap jack on Abyss. Dewey rolls out of the ring, and Big Sal waits as Abyss stumbles to his feet, and once he gets to his feet, Big Sal grabs Abyss by the throat with both hands, and lifts him up, and hits a double handed choke slam. Dewey Pond is seemly wanting to get back into the match, which Big Sal is exchanging glances as he is not sure that he should just pin Abyss, but finally makes the tag Dewey Pond climbs up to the top rope, and leaps off for the Pond Water Splash, but Abyss gets his knee’s up driving out all the air of Dewey Pond’s body as Big Sal seemly looks disappointed on the apron.] JR-Not a smart move by Dewey Pond. King-Well…he thought he could finish him off with one more big move. Kris Gaffney-Guess sometimes it’s better to make the pin. But keep in mind Dewey has been doing most of the work thus far, why not? [Abyss is slow to get up to his feet, and so does Dewey Pond. Abyss grabs a hold of Dewey Pond’s arm, and Abyss hits a short arm clothesline that knocks down Dewey Pond. Abyss is on his knee’s, and he makes the tag to Rad Hazard. Dewey Pond is up to his feet, and Rad Hazard stays on the apron, and Dewey Pond charges at the Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard counters with a shoulder block into the gut, and this makes Rad Hazard hit a shoulder block into the gut that makes Dewey Pond stumble backwards, and Rad Hazard sling shots himself up on the top rope, and leaps off of the top rope with a flying clothesline that knocks down Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond crashes down on the mat, and gets up to his feet, and he looks angry, he charges at Rad Hazard, Rad Hazard counters with a hip toss that takes Dewey Pond down on the mat, and Dewey Pond is slow to get up to his feet. Rad Hazard pulls up Dewey Pond and hits a few forearm shots to the face that makes Dewey Pond stumble backwards, and he tries to whip Dewey Pond to the ropes, but it’s reversed. Rad Hazard bounces off of the ropes, and Dewey Pond lowers his head, and Rad Hazard counters with a swinging neck breaker on Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond holds his neck in pain, and Rad Hazard see’s that Abyss wants to get back into the match, Rad Hazard makes the tag, and Abyss comes into the ring, and Abyss waits as Dewey Pond gets up to his feet.] King- I think Dewey probably would like to stay down. Kris Gaffney-That’s not something that is easily done when your talking about Dewey Pond. [Abyss grabs Dewey Pond by the throat, and lifts him up, but as he comes down to the mat, one of Dewey Pond’s hands makes the tag to Big Sal. Big Sal jumps down off of the apron, and Abyss doesn’t seem to notice as he goes into the cover on Dewey Pond, but the ref is telling something to Abyss, Abyss pulls up Dewey Pond, but he throws his hands off him, and pushes him back, and Abyss and Rad Hazard crash heads, and Rad falls out of the outside. Abyss is dazed, Big Sal slides in between Abyss as he turns around, and Big Sal hits his finisher on Abyss! Big Sal goes into the cover on Abyss, and the ref counts the 1………………2………………3!] JR-That…was either very brilliant, or very lucky. King-Hey, whatever it was…it worked. (Big Sal and Dewey Pond get their hands raised, seemly not knowing how to take that one. Shawn Pond slides into the ring to make sure they keep it cool, and realize this was a good thing, not a bad thing, which seems to work. On the outside, Abyss and Rad Hazard are arguing about the match as well) JR-Little love in this match (“I know you want me” blasts on the PA system as Sunny walks to the ring doing her usual entrance.) JR-Sunny considers herself the Original Diva. King-Wait…I thought there was another one. JR-There is, were just not going to say it until she realizes it. (“Bodies” blasts on the PA system as Marina walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.) JR-Marina feels pretty proud that she got some measure of revenge on the Beautiful People. Kris Gaffney-Funny thing in wrestling is you never seem to make your point, no matter how you try. [Marina and Sunny pace around the ring, and Sunny goes for a single leg, but it’s blocked by Marina, and hits a double axe handle that takes down Sunny, Marina a diving axe handle that takes down Sunny. Marina hits a few stomps on the downed Sunny, and Marina picks up Sunny, and she whips Sunny to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes. Sunny goes for a running clothesline, but it’s ducked under by Marina, Sunny turns around, and Marina picks up Sunny, and drops Marina into a back breaker on Sunny. Sunny is in a lot of pain, and Marina puts the seated position, and puts Sunny in surf board stretch. Marina yells in pain, and after a few moments of staying in the hold tries to find a way out of the hold as she starts to get up to her feet. As she is able to get the leverage, and slowly she turns around, and as Sunny is turned towards Marina. Marina hits a knee lift to the gut, and this makes Sunny let go of the hold, and this doubles over Sunny. Sunny doubles over, and Marina runs to the ropes behind Sunny, and Sunny bounces off of the ropes. Marina hits a one handed face crusher on Sunny that sends Sunny down to the mat. Sunny gets hits a elbow drop to the back by Marina. Marina hits a few stomps before she is told to back off a little bit by the ref, and she does this, and goes back on to the attack. Sunny is up in the corner, and Marina closes the gap,a nd Marina before she can attack Sunny comes to life, and throws her into the corner, and hits a few forearm shots to the face of Marina. Marina whips her to the corner, Marina crashes into the corner, and Sunny takes a few moments to rest, and charges at Marina in the corner, but Marina is able to counter by throwing Sunny into the ring post. Sunny strikes into the ring post shoulder first, and Sunny slowly pulls herself out of the corner. Marina stalks behind Sunny, Sunny turns around. Marina kicks Sunny in the gut, and hooks Sunny into a vertical suplex position, and hooks the leg, and hits a fisherman suplex with a bridge into a pin. The ref counts the 1………………2………….Sunny breaks the count as Marina is sitting on the mat, and looks at the ref, and questioning whether or not that was a three count. But clearly the ref is not going to move on his count. So Marina gets up to her feet, and looks around, and decides to pump up the crowd.] JR-Marina thought that she had it with that last move. King-Marina definitely is not perfect. Kris Gaffney-Well who is? King-Well…knew one person… [Marina decides that she needs to go for a big move, so she climbs up to the top rope, and she waits as Sunny is slow to get up to her feet, but suddenly Sunny as she gets up does something unexpect. So unexpected that Marina does not know what to do with it, Sunny runs at Marina, and runs up the turnbuckle, and hits an arm drag off of the top rope that sends both diva’s crashing into the mat. This seemly hurt both diva’s, but for Sunny it is going to give her time to recover after taking a beating, so even though she hurt herself, it is good for that reason. At some point Marina and Sunny gets up to their feet, Marina throws a fist, but it’s blocked, and returned by Sunny. Sunny does not have it in her yet to put together the offense, so Marina throws a wild fist in response, Sunny ducks under. But Sunny once again is able to duck under, Marina does a full circle, and Sunny this time is able to respond with a double leg take down, and sets up Marina into a catapault that sends Marina flying into the corner, and Marina hits her face on the top rope. She stumbles around in the corner, and finally she falls into the corner. Sunny charges, and hits a big splash in the corner, and Sunny backs out of the corner, and tells Marina to stumble towards her, and Marina does so. Sunny sets up Marina, and hits a release northern lights suplex that sends Marina flying, and crashing on the mat. Slowly Marina gets up to her feet, and she is clearly dazed on the mat, and Sunny hits a few forearm shots to the face of Marina. Marina whips her to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes. Sunny hits a front falling spine buster on Marina, and she rolls into the cover on Marina, and the ref counts the 1………………………2………………….kick out by Marina. Sunny picks up Marina, and sets up Marina in a vertical suplex, and hits a quick snap suplex on Marina. Sunny takes a few moments to rest up, and then she gets to her feet, and runs to the ropes, and she comes off of the ropes. She leaps, and hits a knee drop to the face, Marina holds her face, and Sunny poses as Marina clearly is in pain as it seems that Sunny might be going for her finisher.] JR-Sunny might be going for her finisher. King-What is her finisher anyways? Kris Gaffney-A stunner. King-Original… [Marina stumbles up to her feet, and Sunny kicks her in the gut, and goes for the stunner, but it’s countered by Sunny being pushed off of the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes, and she comes off of the ropes. Marina lowers her head, and Sunny goes for a sun set flip, but Marina is able to capture Sunny’s legs, and for a pin 1………….2…………Sunny reverses the pin on Marina, and is able to hold her down for the 1…………..2………….3!] JR-Sunny with an amazing counter, and shocked Marina. (OOC-Wasn’t sure if I should do what Marina suggested in the RP, but I can add it later if need be…just I won’t know what the reaction should be, so might have to hear from Sunny’s RPer too) (“Sabu’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Sabu walks through the crowd, hops the barricade, and enters the ring.) JR-Sabu has been in many wars, but maybe none like this one. King-Well…he’s the one stupid enough to be in this war. Kris Gaffney-Tell me about it, he’s eaten more world title shots than I had given to me. (“If You Smell…” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring with a purpose.) JR-At Payback, many believe that the Rock should have became champion. Both the Rock, and Dan Godwin have expressed their opinions on this, but now it’s time for the Rock to move on. King-And he’s going for Heyman now. Kris Gaffney-If he hasn’t already gotten him, he’s being tight lipped about that. [The Rock comes into the ring, and Sabu runs at the Rock, and the Rock goes for a fist, Sabu ducks it, and continues to the ropes, and leaps on the ropes, and jumps off of the ropes for a spring board leg lariat, but the Rock being aware and quick on his feet is able to duck under, and Sabu crashes on the mat. The Rock waits as Sabu gets up this feet, and the Rock runs to the ropes, and hits a running forearm shot that knocks down Sabu. The Rock waits as Sabu gets up to his feet, and seemly tries to finish this match quickly with the Rock Bottom, but it’s countered with a few shoulders to the side of the head. The Rock stumbles backwards, and Sabu charges at the Rock, but the Rock throws him into the corner, and hits a few fists to the face, and on the last one, the Rock spits on his fist, and hits one more that almost takes Sabu out of the ring. Sabu stumbles out of the corner, and the Rock hits a dragon screw on Sabu, and the Rock tries to hook the on the Rock Shooter, but Sabu is able to struggle away from the Rock’s move under the ropes, the Rock looking intense, rolls under the ropes away from where Sabu is, and the Rock starts to run picking up his momentum as he approaches Sabu, and hits a running clothesline that makes Sabu do an entire flip as it impacts on Sabu. Sabu tries to get up to his feet, but is clearly extremely dazed, and the Rock grabs him by the head, and brings him over to the announcers desk, and smashes Sabu’s head on the announcers desk. He falls on the mat, and the Rock clears off the announcers table, and he looks around as he seemly has something on his mind. The Rock waits as Sabu slowly gets up to his feet, and once he does, the Rock hits Sabu with a few fists to the face, and then once again spits on the last fist, and hits it on Sabu, and this sends Sabu flying on to the table. Sabu is laying on the table as the Rock looks around the crowd pumping them up with a smelling motion as he starts to follow Sabu on the table.] JR-The Rock is shifting to another gear. King-It’s Paul Heyman…his bingo hall ways have done this to the Rock, trust me I know. Kris Gaffney-How was that trip to that bingo hall. King-It was terrible, no one could play bingo…it was the worse thing I’ve ever saw. Michael Cole-indeed. King-Until I saw that! [The Rock is up on the table, and pulls up Sabu, and sets him up for the Rock Bottom, but suddenly out of desperation. Sabu drops down, and hits a low blow on the Rock. The Rock is in pain, and Sabu falls off of the table, and now crawls away knowing that the further the way from the Rock will allow him to gain valuable time to recover from any future offense that the Rock might be able to mount. The Rock is able to get up to his feet, but clearly he is hurting as any guy would, and Sabu see’s this, and realizes that it’s time to be Sabu. So he runs at the steel steps, jumps up, and leaps, and hits that leg lariat off of the steps that he was looking for earlier in the match. The Rock is down on the mat, and Sabu hits a few stomps on the downed Rock, the Rock tries to get up to his feet, but Sabu brings him up the rest of the way, and hits a knee lift on the Rock, and Sabu whips the Rock to the ring steps, the Rock crashes into the ring steps, and the top of the steps goes flying off of the base, and Sabu goes over to the Rock who is sitting in a sitting position, and Sabu hits a few stomps on the downed Rock, and then starts to choke him with the camera cable. The ref yells at Sabu, but clearly due to the fact he received no mercy, he’s unlikely to get no mercy. Sabu finally lets go of the choke hold seemly he was just trying to choke the Rock enough to wear him down a little bit before looking under the ring with, and he pulls out a table, and a bottle of lighter fulid, and a lighter.] JR-What is on the mind of this maniac. King-Probably wishing he had a world title shot. Kris Gaffney-To eat. [Sabu starts to dose the table in fulid, but as Sabu turns around the Rock hits a quick kick, and a DDT on Sabu. Suddenly the Rock turns around, and ducks a clothesline by Taz! Taz turns around right into the Rock Bottom through the table that Sabu set up. Suddenly the Dudley surround both sides of the ring, and the Rock is ready. D-von charges at the Rock, and the Rock hits a back body drop that sends D-von on the base of the steel steps. The Rock gets up, only to duck a chair shot by Bubba, and the Rock hits a spine on the pine on Bubba on top of D-Von, the Rock looks around, runs at both Dudleyz, and hits a shorten version of the People’s elbow on the stacked Dudleyz who act like they just got shot. The Rock grab a monitor as he see’s that Sabu has gotten up to his feet, and hits Sabu on the side of the head Which makes Sabu fall on the table that the Rock had not cleared off. The Rock takes the fulid, and doses the rest in it in the announcers table he sets it on fire! The Rock climbs up on the other announcers table, pulls up Sabu, and hits the Rock Bottom through the flaming announcing table (and no, that doesn’t mean the announcer table is gay…) Anyways, The Rock goes into the cover on Sabu in the wreckage, and the ref counts the 1…………2………3!] JR-The Rock has gone insane right here. King-Someone give him a world title shot…to eat. (The Rock gets a chair and microphone, he has all the ECW originals down, other than Taz who has gotten up, and the Rock hits a chair shot on Taz, and then turns his attention to Sabu who is already in pain. The Rock hits a few chair shots to Sabu’s body, and then grabs the microphone.) .::The Rock::.-Now, let’s find out the question everyone wants to know, just where is Paul Heyman. (Sabu is yelling in pain, the Rock looks like he’s going to smash him with the chair a few more times, but then Sabu says.) .::Sabu::.-We…we…don’t know where he is….he hasn’t been since Payback. (The Rock yells something off microphone, Sabu says something back, the Rock doesn’t look pleased, he drops Sabu, and backs off as he knows that the ECW Originals will be able to possibly regroup soon, and backs away as we go to commercial, and come back.) (“Game On” blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda walks to the ring, and he steps into the ring.) JR-Tony might be getting tired of the old jokes, but seems like their an EMF tradition. King-Dating back to X-Cold…. Kris Gaffney-These wrestlers just don’t stay young anymore…not like my time! (“Dirty Window” blasts on the PA system as Dan Godwin walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.) JR-Tonight Dan Godwin renews an old rivalry. King-I think there is a old joke in there somewhere for Tony Ikeda. Kris Gaffney-If there is one to be had, Dan Godwin will be sure to find it. [Dan Godwin and Tony Ikeda are in the ring, and they slowly make it to the middle of the ring as the two rivals stare down, and talk some trash. But suddenly being heels, they both reach for the eye poke, and both land it. Tony Ikeda and Dan Godwin stumble back in two different directions, and Dan Godwin is near the corner. Tony Ikeda charges at the corner, and Dan Godwin out of instinct (due to the fact that his eye sight isn’t 100 percent just yet.) is able to side step Tony Ikeda, and throws him into the corner, and Dan Godwin hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Tony Ikeda. The ref comes in, and warns him about keeping him in the corner, and surprisely he listens, but not before taking out Tony Ikeda out of the corner as well, and hits a few forearm shots that make him reel on the ropes, and he tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Tony Ikeda, and Dan Godwin bounces off of the ropes. Tony Ikeda goes for a hip toss, but it’s countered by Dan Godwin who hits a monkey flip that sends Tony Ikeda flying, and crashing on the mat. Slowly Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Dan Godwin hits a running clothesline that knocks down Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda doesn’t get up very quickly, so Dan Godwin picks up Tony Ikeda, and hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Tony Ikeda, and Tony Ikeda gets whipped to the ropes, but instead of letting him come back towards him, Dan Godwin charges in the ropes with Tony Ikeda. As Tony bounces off of the ropes, Dan Godwin hits a knee lift into the gut that takes Tony Ikeda down to one knee, and Dan Godwin takes a few moments to obsorb the negative reaction that he is getting from the crowd even though it’s mixed being that they don’t like either of these two men. Dan Godwin picks up Tony Ikeda, and sets up Tony Ikeda, and hits a front Russian leg sweep that sends Tony Ikeda down on the mat. Tony Ikeda gets hit with a few stomps by Dan Godwin, and Dan Godwin looks to the top rope, he then goes out of the ring, on the apron, and he climbs up to the top rope. Dan Godwin measures up on Tony Ikeda, and leaps off of the top rope, and connects with a big splash on the downed Tony Ikeda! Dan Godwin goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda as the ref counts the 1…………….2…………….kick out. Dan Godwin holds his head for a moment, seemly not knowing how to reaction, and then suddenly he starts to hit a few mounted punches on Tony Ikeda. Followed up by a choke, which gets the ref to yell at him for a moment, and starts his count. The ref gets to four, and Dan Godwin lets go of the choke hold.] JR-Dan Godwin might be losing it. King-When did he have it? Kris Gaffney-Probably before he joined Cena…but even that was questionable. [Dan Godwin motions that he is going to end this match, and he goes into the corner, and he waits as Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and slowly Tony Ikeda does get to his feet. Dan Godwin goes for the eXecution, but Tony Ikeda is able to duck under, and out of desperation to make sure that Dan Godwin doesn’t do something to recover on his mistake. Tony Ikeda puts Dan Godwin in a waist lock, and takes Dan Godwin over for a release germen suplex that sends Dan Godwin in a flip, and on to his stomach. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and this allows Tony Ikeda to get some rest from all the moves that he had taken thus far, and slowly Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet as Dan Godwin is getting up too, it just so happens that Tony Ikeda and Godwin are near each other, and Tony is able to act first with an inverted atomic drop. This stuns Dan Godwin, and Tony Ikeda hits a fist to the face that knocks down Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin is slower to get up to his feet, and once he does Tony Ikeda tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed. Tony Ikeda bounces off of the ropes, and Dan Godwin goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under by Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda sets up Dan Godwin, and hits a belly to back suplex that connects on Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin is down on the mat, and Tony Ikeda now has the chance to possibly get rested up, Tony Ikeda crawls into the corner, and gets up in the corner. Dan Godwin has also been able to get a chance to recover, charges at Tony Ikeda. But Tony Ikeda is able to counter with a hot shot that sends Dan Godwin falling into the top turnbuckle. Dan Godwin stumbles towards Tony Ikeda, and Tony Ikeda kicks Dan Godwin in the gut, and sets him up in a vertical suplex position, and he lifts up Dan Godwin, and drops him for a brain buster! Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Dan Godwin, and the ref counts the 1………………………………….2……………………….KICK OUT by Dan Godwin, Tony Ikeda can’t believe it.] JR-Tony Ikeda must have thought that was it. King-Guess he saw no one to help Dan Godwin insight. [Tony Ikeda pulls up Dan Godwin, and hooks Dan Godwin for the full nelson slam, but Dan Godwin hits a few elbows, and Tony Ikeda stumbles backwards, and hits the ref. The ref goes down, Dan Godwin goes for the eXecution, but Tony Ikeda ducsk it, and hits a low blow on Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin goes down on the mat, and Tony Ikeda smiles, and pulls Dan Godwin up, and puts Dan Godwin in a full nelson, but Dan Godwin hits a low blow of his own that just barely goes undetected by the ref. Dan Godwin backs off, and hits the eXecution on Tony Ikeda, and Dan Godwin goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref counts the 1…………….2…………3] JR-It seems that Dan Godwin countered Tony Ikeda’s cheating with more cheating. King-Well…he certainly didn’t use anything that his opponent didn’t…that’s for sure. (Dan Godwin gets his arm raised, and we fade away with that.)

EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video, once it ends the pyrotechnics blasts on the stage, and the lights turn on as fans yell, and wave their signs. Some signs say “Marina made my sign through thought”, (next one is tore in half) “Big Sal and Dewey Pond made my sign”, and “I kidnapped Heyman!”)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. Join as always by Jerry “the King “Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

Kris Gaffney-What if one of us left.

King-JR would stare into a void of space.

(“Bad Company” blasts on the PA system as Big Sal and Dewey Pond walk to the ring, and they slide into the ring.)

JR-Dewey Pond, and Big Sal have had some miscommunications.

King-But it didn’t stop him from becoming TV champion.

Kris Gaffney-That should fix everything!

(“Walk” blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring, and “Monster” blastson the PA system as Abyss follows Rad to the ring.)

JR-You might think this is an odd team, but they both had some tough luck at Payback.

King-Well, that explains everything.

Kris Gaffney-Sarcasm really doesn’t work well in text…

[Dewey Pond looks around the ring seemly assured that they have figured that he would be the first to go as he paces and the ring, and Abyss tries to throw a punch to the face of Dewey Pond, Dewey Pond is able to duck under it, and he hits a drop kick to the leg of Abyss which takes Abyss down to the mat with a kick to the head, and Abyss goes down to the mat, and Dewey Pond hits a few stomps on the downed Abyss, and Dewey Pond backs away from Abyss, and allowing Abyss to get up to his feet, and once he does. Dewey Pond hits a few fists to the face of Abyss, and tries to whip Abyss to the ropes, but he is reversed. He bounces off of the ropes, and he ducks under a big boot to the face, and Dewey Pond waits as Abyss turns around, and Dewey Pond kicks Abyss in the gut, and goes for a DDT, but Abyss is able to power up from it, and throw Dewey Pond across the ring, and into the corner. Abyss charges at Dewey Pond, but Dewey Pond is able to counter with a drop toe hold that sends Abyss into the top turnbuckle. Abyss stumbles backwards, and Dewey Pond climbs up to the second rope, measures up, and hits a missile drop kick that knocks down Abyss, and Dewey Pond goes into the cover, and Abyss, and the ref counts the 1……………2……………..kick out by Abyss that sends Dewey Pond flying nearly to his corner, and Dewey Pond gets up only to be hit with a running boot that sends him into the ropes, and seemly Big Sal makes a blindside tag, he comes into the ring, and seemly the two teammates are talking about that move, and Abyss doesn’t want to wait, and goes for a double clothesline, which both of them are able to duck under, and Abyss bounces off of the ropes, and Big Sal and Dewey Pond hit a double flap jack on Abyss. Dewey rolls out of the ring, and Big Sal waits as Abyss stumbles to his feet, and once he gets to his feet, Big Sal grabs Abyss by the throat with both hands, and lifts him up, and hits a double handed choke slam. Dewey Pond is seemly wanting to get back into the match, which Big Sal is exchanging glances as he is not sure that he should just pin Abyss, but finally makes the tag Dewey Pond climbs up to the top rope, and leaps off for the Pond Water Splash, but Abyss gets his knee’s up driving out all the air of Dewey Pond’s body as Big Sal seemly looks disappointed on the apron.]

JR-Not a smart move by Dewey Pond.

King-Well…he thought he could finish him off with one more big move.

Kris Gaffney-Guess sometimes it’s better to make the pin. But keep in mind Dewey has been doing most of the work thus far, why not?

[Abyss is slow to get up to his feet, and so does Dewey Pond. Abyss grabs a hold of Dewey Pond’s arm, and Abyss hits a short arm clothesline that knocks down Dewey Pond. Abyss is on his knee’s, and he makes the tag to Rad Hazard. Dewey Pond is up to his feet, and Rad Hazard stays on the apron, and Dewey Pond charges at the Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard counters with a shoulder block into the gut, and this makes Rad Hazard hit a shoulder block into the gut that makes Dewey Pond stumble backwards, and Rad Hazard sling shots himself up on the top rope, and leaps off of the top rope with a flying clothesline that knocks down Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond crashes down on the mat, and gets up to his feet, and he looks angry, he charges at Rad Hazard, Rad Hazard counters with a hip toss that takes Dewey Pond down on the mat, and Dewey Pond is slow to get up to his feet. Rad Hazard pulls up Dewey Pond and hits a few forearm shots to the face that makes Dewey Pond stumble backwards, and he tries to whip Dewey Pond to the ropes, but it’s reversed. Rad Hazard bounces off of the ropes, and Dewey Pond lowers his head, and Rad Hazard counters with a swinging neck breaker on Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond holds his neck in pain, and Rad Hazard see’s that Abyss wants to get back into the match, Rad Hazard makes the tag, and Abyss comes into the ring, and Abyss waits as Dewey Pond gets up to his feet.]

King- I think Dewey probably would like to stay down.

Kris Gaffney-That’s not something that is easily done when your talking about Dewey Pond.

[Abyss grabs Dewey Pond by the throat, and lifts him up, but as he comes down to the mat, one of Dewey Pond’s hands makes the tag to Big Sal. Big Sal jumps down off of the apron, and Abyss doesn’t seem to notice as he goes into the cover on Dewey Pond, but the ref is telling something to Abyss, Abyss pulls up Dewey Pond, but he throws his hands off him, and pushes him back, and Abyss and Rad Hazard crash heads, and Rad falls out of the outside. Abyss is dazed, Big Sal slides in between Abyss as he turns around, and Big Sal hits his finisher on Abyss! Big Sal goes into the cover on Abyss, and the ref counts the 1………………2………………3!]

JR-That…was either very brilliant, or very lucky.

King-Hey, whatever it was…it worked.

(Big Sal and Dewey Pond get their hands raised, seemly not knowing how to take that one. Shawn Pond slides into the ring to make sure they keep it cool, and realize this was a good thing, not a bad thing, which seems to work. On the outside, Abyss and Rad Hazard are arguing about the match as well)

JR-Little love in this match

(“I know you want me” blasts on the PA system as Sunny walks to the ring doing her usual entrance.)

JR-Sunny considers herself the Original Diva.

King-Wait…I thought there was another one.

JR-There is, were just not going to say it until she realizes it.

(“Bodies” blasts on the PA system as Marina walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Marina feels pretty proud that she got some measure of revenge on the Beautiful People.

Kris Gaffney-Funny thing in wrestling is you never seem to make your point, no matter how you try.

[Marina and Sunny pace around the ring, and Sunny goes for a single leg, but it’s blocked by Marina, and hits a double axe handle that takes down Sunny, Marina a diving axe handle that takes down Sunny. Marina hits a few stomps on the downed Sunny, and Marina picks up Sunny, and she whips Sunny to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes. Sunny goes for a running clothesline, but it’s ducked under by Marina, Sunny turns around, and Marina picks up Sunny, and drops Marina into a back breaker on Sunny. Sunny is in a lot of pain, and Marina puts the seated position, and puts Sunny in surf board stretch. Marina yells in pain, and after a few moments of staying in the hold tries to find a way out of the hold as she starts to get up to her feet. As she is able to get the leverage, and slowly she turns around, and as Sunny is turned towards Marina. Marina hits a knee lift to the gut, and this makes Sunny let go of the hold, and this doubles over Sunny. Sunny doubles over, and Marina runs to the ropes behind Sunny, and Sunny bounces off of the ropes. Marina hits a one handed face crusher on Sunny that sends Sunny down to the mat. Sunny gets hits a elbow drop to the back by Marina. Marina hits a few stomps before she is told to back off a little bit by the ref, and she does this, and goes back on to the attack. Sunny is up in the corner, and Marina closes the gap,a nd Marina before she can attack Sunny comes to life, and throws her into the corner, and hits a few forearm shots to the face of Marina. Marina whips her to the corner, Marina crashes into the corner, and Sunny takes a few moments to rest, and charges at Marina in the corner, but Marina is able to counter by throwing Sunny into the ring post. Sunny strikes into the ring post shoulder first, and Sunny slowly pulls herself out of the corner. Marina stalks behind Sunny, Sunny turns around. Marina kicks Sunny in the gut, and hooks Sunny into a vertical suplex position, and hooks the leg, and hits a fisherman suplex with a bridge into a pin. The ref counts the 1………………2………….Sunny breaks the count as Marina is sitting on the mat, and looks at the ref, and questioning whether or not that was a three count. But clearly the ref is not going to move on his count. So Marina gets up to her feet, and looks around, and decides to pump up the crowd.]

JR-Marina thought that she had it with that last move.

King-Marina definitely is not perfect.

Kris Gaffney-Well who is?

King-Well…knew one person…

[Marina decides that she needs to go for a big move, so she climbs up to the top rope, and she waits as Sunny is slow to get up to her feet, but suddenly Sunny as she gets up does something unexpect. So unexpected that Marina does not know what to do with it, Sunny runs at Marina, and runs up the turnbuckle, and hits an arm drag off of the top rope that sends both diva’s crashing into the mat. This seemly hurt both diva’s, but for Sunny it is going to give her time to recover after taking a beating, so even though she hurt herself, it is good for that reason. At some point Marina and Sunny gets up to their feet, Marina throws a fist, but it’s blocked, and returned by Sunny. Sunny does not have it in her yet to put together the offense, so Marina throws a wild fist in response, Sunny ducks under. But Sunny once again is able to duck under, Marina does a full circle, and Sunny this time is able to respond with a double leg take down, and sets up Marina into a catapault that sends Marina flying into the corner, and Marina hits her face on the top rope. She stumbles around in the corner, and finally she falls into the corner. Sunny charges, and hits a big splash in the corner, and Sunny backs out of the corner, and tells Marina to stumble towards her, and Marina does so. Sunny sets up Marina, and hits a release northern lights suplex that sends Marina flying, and crashing on the mat. Slowly Marina gets up to her feet, and she is clearly dazed on the mat, and Sunny hits a few forearm shots to the face of Marina. Marina whips her to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes. Sunny hits a front falling spine buster on Marina, and she rolls into the cover on Marina, and the ref counts the 1………………………2………………….kick out by Marina. Sunny picks up Marina, and sets up Marina in a vertical suplex, and hits a quick snap suplex on Marina. Sunny takes a few moments to rest up, and then she gets to her feet, and runs to the ropes, and she comes off of the ropes. She leaps, and hits a knee drop to the face, Marina holds her face, and Sunny poses as Marina clearly is in pain as it seems that Sunny might be going for her finisher.]

JR-Sunny might be going for her finisher.

King-What is her finisher anyways?

Kris Gaffney-A stunner.

King-Original…

[Marina stumbles up to her feet, and Sunny kicks her in the gut, and goes for the stunner, but it’s countered by Sunny being pushed off of the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes, and she comes off of the ropes. Marina lowers her head, and Sunny goes for a sun set flip, but Marina is able to capture Sunny’s legs, and for a pin 1………….2…………Sunny reverses the pin on Marina, and is able to hold her down for the 1…………..2………….3!]

JR-Sunny with an amazing counter, and shocked Marina.

(OOC-Wasn’t sure if I should do what Marina suggested in the RP, but I can add it later if need be…just I won’t know what the reaction should be, so might have to hear from Sunny’s RPer too)

(“Sabu’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Sabu walks through the crowd, hops the barricade, and enters the ring.)

JR-Sabu has been in many wars, but maybe none like this one.

King-Well…he’s the one stupid enough to be in this war.

Kris Gaffney-Tell me about it, he’s eaten more world title shots than I had given to me.

(“If You Smell…” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring with a purpose.)

JR-At Payback, many believe that the Rock should have became champion. Both the Rock, and Dan Godwin have expressed their opinions on this, but now it’s time for the Rock to move on.

King-And he’s going for Heyman now.

Kris Gaffney-If he hasn’t already gotten him, he’s being tight lipped about that.

[The Rock comes into the ring, and Sabu runs at the Rock, and the Rock goes for a fist, Sabu ducks it, and continues to the ropes, and leaps on the ropes, and jumps off of the ropes for a spring board leg lariat, but the Rock being aware and quick on his feet is able to duck under, and Sabu crashes on the mat. The Rock waits as Sabu gets up this feet, and the Rock runs to the ropes, and hits a running forearm shot that knocks down Sabu. The Rock waits as Sabu gets up to his feet, and seemly tries to finish this match quickly with the Rock Bottom, but it’s countered with a few shoulders to the side of the head. The Rock stumbles backwards, and Sabu charges at the Rock, but the Rock throws him into the corner, and hits a few fists to the face, and on the last one, the Rock spits on his fist, and hits one more that almost takes Sabu out of the ring. Sabu stumbles out of the corner, and the Rock hits a dragon screw on Sabu, and the Rock tries to hook the on the Rock Shooter, but Sabu is able to struggle away from the Rock’s move under the ropes, the Rock looking intense, rolls under the ropes away from where Sabu is, and the Rock starts to run picking up his momentum as he approaches Sabu, and hits a running clothesline that makes Sabu do an entire flip as it impacts on Sabu. Sabu tries to get up to his feet, but is clearly extremely dazed, and the Rock grabs him by the head, and brings him over to the announcers desk, and smashes Sabu’s head on the announcers desk. He falls on the mat, and the Rock clears off the announcers table, and he looks around as he seemly has something on his mind. The Rock waits as Sabu slowly gets up to his feet, and once he does, the Rock hits Sabu with a few fists to the face, and then once again spits on the last fist, and hits it on Sabu, and this sends Sabu flying on to the table. Sabu is laying on the table as the Rock looks around the crowd pumping them up with a smelling motion as he starts to follow Sabu on the table.]

JR-The Rock is shifting to another gear.

King-It’s Paul Heyman…his bingo hall ways have done this to the Rock, trust me I know.

Kris Gaffney-How was that trip to that bingo hall.

King-It was terrible, no one could play bingo…it was the worse thing I’ve ever saw.

Michael Cole-indeed. King-Until I saw that!

[The Rock is up on the table, and pulls up Sabu, and sets him up for the Rock Bottom, but suddenly out of desperation. Sabu drops down, and hits a low blow on the Rock. The Rock is in pain, and Sabu falls off of the table, and now crawls away knowing that the further the way from the Rock will allow him to gain valuable time to recover from any future offense that the Rock might be able to mount. The Rock is able to get up to his feet, but clearly he is hurting as any guy would, and Sabu see’s this, and realizes that it’s time to be Sabu. So he runs at the steel steps, jumps up, and leaps, and hits that leg lariat off of the steps that he was looking for earlier in the match. The Rock is down on the mat, and Sabu hits a few stomps on the downed Rock, the Rock tries to get up to his feet, but Sabu brings him up the rest of the way, and hits a knee lift on the Rock, and Sabu whips the Rock to the ring steps, the Rock crashes into the ring steps, and the top of the steps goes flying off of the base, and Sabu goes over to the Rock who is sitting in a sitting position, and Sabu hits a few stomps on the downed Rock, and then starts to choke him with the camera cable. The ref yells at Sabu, but clearly due to the fact he received no mercy, he’s unlikely to get no mercy. Sabu finally lets go of the choke hold seemly he was just trying to choke the Rock enough to wear him down a little bit before looking under the ring with, and he pulls out a table, and a bottle of lighter fulid, and a lighter.]

JR-What is on the mind of this maniac.

King-Probably wishing he had a world title shot.

Kris Gaffney-To eat.

[Sabu starts to dose the table in fulid, but as Sabu turns around the Rock hits a quick kick, and a DDT on Sabu. Suddenly the Rock turns around, and ducks a clothesline by Taz! Taz turns around right into the Rock Bottom through the table that Sabu set up. Suddenly the Dudley surround both sides of the ring, and the Rock is ready. D-von charges at the Rock, and the Rock hits a back body drop that sends D-von on the base of the steel steps. The Rock gets up, only to duck a chair shot by Bubba, and the Rock hits a spine on the pine on Bubba on top of D-Von, the Rock looks around, runs at both Dudleyz, and hits a shorten version of the People’s elbow on the stacked Dudleyz who act like they just got shot. The Rock grab a monitor as he see’s that Sabu has gotten up to his feet, and hits Sabu on the side of the head Which makes Sabu fall on the table that the Rock had not cleared off. The Rock takes the fulid, and doses the rest in it in the announcers table he sets it on fire! The Rock climbs up on the other announcers table, pulls up Sabu, and hits the Rock Bottom through the flaming announcing table (and no, that doesn’t mean the announcer table is gay…) Anyways, The Rock goes into the cover on Sabu in the wreckage, and the ref counts the 1…………2………3!]

JR-The Rock has gone insane right here.

King-Someone give him a world title shot…to eat.

(The Rock gets a chair and microphone, he has all the ECW originals down, other than Taz who has gotten up, and the Rock hits a chair shot on Taz, and then turns his attention to Sabu who is already in pain. The Rock hits a few chair shots to Sabu’s body, and then grabs the microphone.)

.::The Rock::.-Now, let’s find out the question everyone wants to know, just where is Paul Heyman.

(Sabu is yelling in pain, the Rock looks like he’s going to smash him with the chair a few more times, but then Sabu says.)

.::Sabu::.-We…we…don’t know where he is….he hasn’t been since Payback.

(The Rock yells something off microphone, Sabu says something back, the Rock doesn’t look pleased, he drops Sabu, and backs off as he knows that the ECW Originals will be able to possibly regroup soon, and backs away as we go to commercial, and come back.)

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda walks to the ring, and he steps into the ring.)

JR-Tony might be getting tired of the old jokes, but seems like their an EMF tradition.

King-Dating back to X-Cold….

Kris Gaffney-These wrestlers just don’t stay young anymore…not like my time!

(“Dirty Window” blasts on the PA system as Dan Godwin walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.)

JR-Tonight Dan Godwin renews an old rivalry.

King-I think there is a old joke in there somewhere for Tony Ikeda.

Kris Gaffney-If there is one to be had, Dan Godwin will be sure to find it.

[Dan Godwin and Tony Ikeda are in the ring, and they slowly make it to the middle of the ring as the two rivals stare down, and talk some trash. But suddenly being heels, they both reach for the eye poke, and both land it. Tony Ikeda and Dan Godwin stumble back in two different directions, and Dan Godwin is near the corner. Tony Ikeda charges at the corner, and Dan Godwin out of instinct (due to the fact that his eye sight isn’t 100 percent just yet.) is able to side step Tony Ikeda, and throws him into the corner, and Dan Godwin hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Tony Ikeda. The ref comes in, and warns him about keeping him in the corner, and surprisely he listens, but not before taking out Tony Ikeda out of the corner as well, and hits a few forearm shots that make him reel on the ropes, and he tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Tony Ikeda, and Dan Godwin bounces off of the ropes. Tony Ikeda goes for a hip toss, but it’s countered by Dan Godwin who hits a monkey flip that sends Tony Ikeda flying, and crashing on the mat. Slowly Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Dan Godwin hits a running clothesline that knocks down Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda doesn’t get up very quickly, so Dan Godwin picks up Tony Ikeda, and hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Tony Ikeda, and Tony Ikeda gets whipped to the ropes, but instead of letting him come back towards him, Dan Godwin charges in the ropes with Tony Ikeda. As Tony bounces off of the ropes, Dan Godwin hits a knee lift into the gut that takes Tony Ikeda down to one knee, and Dan Godwin takes a few moments to obsorb the negative reaction that he is getting from the crowd even though it’s mixed being that they don’t like either of these two men. Dan Godwin picks up Tony Ikeda, and sets up Tony Ikeda, and hits a front Russian leg sweep that sends Tony Ikeda down on the mat. Tony Ikeda gets hit with a few stomps by Dan Godwin, and Dan Godwin looks to the top rope, he then goes out of the ring, on the apron, and he climbs up to the top rope. Dan Godwin measures up on Tony Ikeda, and leaps off of the top rope, and connects with a big splash on the downed Tony Ikeda! Dan Godwin goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda as the ref counts the 1…………….2…………….kick out. Dan Godwin holds his head for a moment, seemly not knowing how to reaction, and then suddenly he starts to hit a few mounted punches on Tony Ikeda. Followed up by a choke, which gets the ref to yell at him for a moment, and starts his count. The ref gets to four, and Dan Godwin lets go of the choke hold.]

JR-Dan Godwin might be losing it.

King-When did he have it?

Kris Gaffney-Probably before he joined Cena…but even that was questionable.

[Dan Godwin motions that he is going to end this match, and he goes into the corner, and he waits as Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and slowly Tony Ikeda does get to his feet. Dan Godwin goes for the eXecution, but Tony Ikeda is able to duck under, and out of desperation to make sure that Dan Godwin doesn’t do something to recover on his mistake. Tony Ikeda puts Dan Godwin in a waist lock, and takes Dan Godwin over for a release germen suplex that sends Dan Godwin in a flip, and on to his stomach. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and this allows Tony Ikeda to get some rest from all the moves that he had taken thus far, and slowly Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet as Dan Godwin is getting up too, it just so happens that Tony Ikeda and Godwin are near each other, and Tony is able to act first with an inverted atomic drop. This stuns Dan Godwin, and Tony Ikeda hits a fist to the face that knocks down Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin is slower to get up to his feet, and once he does Tony Ikeda tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed. Tony Ikeda bounces off of the ropes, and Dan Godwin goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under by Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda sets up Dan Godwin, and hits a belly to back suplex that connects on Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin is down on the mat, and Tony Ikeda now has the chance to possibly get rested up, Tony Ikeda crawls into the corner, and gets up in the corner. Dan Godwin has also been able to get a chance to recover, charges at Tony Ikeda. But Tony Ikeda is able to counter with a hot shot that sends Dan Godwin falling into the top turnbuckle. Dan Godwin stumbles towards Tony Ikeda, and Tony Ikeda kicks Dan Godwin in the gut, and sets him up in a vertical suplex position, and he lifts up Dan Godwin, and drops him for a brain buster! Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Dan Godwin, and the ref counts the 1………………………………….2……………………….KICK OUT by Dan Godwin, Tony Ikeda can’t believe it.]

JR-Tony Ikeda must have thought that was it.

King-Guess he saw no one to help Dan Godwin insight.

[Tony Ikeda pulls up Dan Godwin, and hooks Dan Godwin for the full nelson slam, but Dan Godwin hits a few elbows, and Tony Ikeda stumbles backwards, and hits the ref. The ref goes down, Dan Godwin goes for the eXecution, but Tony Ikeda ducsk it, and hits a low blow on Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin goes down on the mat, and Tony Ikeda smiles, and pulls Dan Godwin up, and puts Dan Godwin in a full nelson, but Dan Godwin hits a low blow of his own that just barely goes undetected by the ref. Dan Godwin backs off, and hits the eXecution on Tony Ikeda, and Dan Godwin goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref counts the 1…………….2…………3]

JR-It seems that Dan Godwin countered Tony Ikeda’s cheating with more cheating.

King-Well…he certainly didn’t use anything that his opponent didn’t…that’s for sure.

(Dan Godwin gets his arm raised, and we fade away with that.)