EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The Saturday Shockwave video plays on the screen, once it ends we go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics. They conclude as the lights light up the arena, fans scream, and wave their signs. Some of them say "Amy = making the next generation of EMFers..one baby at a time", "Troy's lucky", and "Why isn't X-Cold stopping this!?")

JR-Welcome to another edition of Saturday Shockwave, I'm good ol' JR, Jim Ross. As always, I'm along side Jerry "the King" Lawler, and Kris "KG" Gaffney.

King-We have quite a few issues that might be sorted out tonight coming off a very exciting Payback.

Kris Gaffney-Plus we will hear from Troy Gafgen comments about what happened in the tag team championship match at Payback..

("Walk" blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring waiting for Firestorm.)

JR-This man is the #1 contender for the Extreme title.

King-Well, he can't use weapons in this match.

Kris Gaffney-Don't worry…I think he's use to it.

("Slither" blasts on the Pstem as Firestorm walks to the ring as fire pyrotechnics blasts off behind him. He slides into the ring as he waits for the bell to ring.)

JR-Firestorm was able to regain his title, but I doubt the issue with Marc Mead is over.

King-Well sure he'd welcome it right about now

[Firestorm and Rad Hazard lock up, Rad Hazard goes behind, and puts Firestorm into an arm bar, and then turns it to an arm bar, and Firestorm looks for a way out of it, and Firestorm is able to grab Rad Hazard by the head, and Firestorm leaps up, and hits a snapmare right into a side head lock, Rad Hazard is able to spin out of it, and right into another hammer lock, Firestorm gets out of the move, and he once again gets up to his feet, and he this time reverses the move all together into a hammer lock of his own, but this time he hits a more impactful move with a hammer lock belly to back suplex that brings down Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard is obviously in pain. Firestorm backs up, as Rad Hazard gets up to his feet at some point, and he picks him up, and hits a body slam. Firestorm bounces off of the ropes, and Firestorm hits a falling headbutt right into the shoulder of Rad Hazard that hurts him a little bit move, and Rad Hazard rolls away in pain, and he gets up in the corner, Firestorm closes the gap once he's seen that Rad Hazard had gotten up to his feet. Rad Hazard gets hit a few knife edge chops to the chest by Firestorm. Firestorm brings Rad Hazard out of the corner, and he whips Rad Hazard to the ropes, and Rad Hazard bounces off of the ropes. Firestorm goes for a clothesline, but Rad Hazard ducks under, and continues to the opposite side of the ring where he first bounced off of, and he bounces off of those ropes. As he comes towards Firestorm, he gets hit with a flying back elbow that floors Rad Hazard. Firestorm takes a few moments to think of what he's going to do next as he waits for Rad Hazard to get up, once he has. Firestorm he gets up, and pulls up Rad Hazard up with him, and he sets him up in a vertical suplex position, and Firestorm lifts up Rad Hazard, and Firestorm drops Rad Hazard for a brainbuster that drives Rad Hazard into the mat. Firestorm seeing that Rad might be down for the count goes into the cover, and ther ef counts the 1………………………………………………2…………………………….kick out by Rad Hazard at the last moment.]

JR-Firestorm and Rad has been trading holds thus far, nicely wrestled match.

King-Doubt Rad is thinking about that.

Kris Gaffney- He's probably saying "OUCH…my head!" right about now…

[Rad Hazard is still down on the mat, and Firestorm decides that he wants to go for a big move, and try to end this match. Firestorm climbs out of the ring, and waits for Rad Hazard to get up on the top rop. Rad Hazard does, but before Firestorm can leap off of the top rope, Rad Hazard dives on the top rope, and Firestorm falls on the top rope, obviously being crotched on the top rope causes him pain, like any guy this might happen to, anyways Rad Hazard still dazed hits a few fists to the face, and Rad Hazard climbs up to the top rope, and Rad Hazard hooks Firestorm, and hooks Firestorm, and hits a suplex plex that drives both wrestlers down on the mat, and Rad Hazard and Firestorm are down on the mat, and the ref seeing that Rad Hazard, and Firestorm aren't going to get up anytime soon. So he starts to do his standing 10 count, he gets up to the 5 count, and the ref is able to break the count, because Rad Hazard is able to turn around, and the ref counts the 1……………………………2………………………………………….Firestorm is able to lift his shoulder up off the mat. Firestorm and Rad Hazard get up to their feet, and Firestorm goes for a fist to the face, but it's countered by Rad Hazard. But Rad Hazard doesn't have the strength to go for another one as he's taken a lot of moves, so Firestorm is able to throw a fist to the face of Rad Hazard once again, but Rad Hard this time ducks under, and is able to hit a fist to the face, and is able to string together a few fists to the face this time, and he tries to whip Firestorm to the ropes, and Firestorm reverses the whip. Firestorm lowers his head, and Rad Hazard counters with a swinging neck breaker. Rad Hazard climbs out of the ring, and up to the top rope, he waits for Firestorm to get up, once he does. Rad Hazard leaps off of the top rope, and catches Firestorm with a cross body block. The ref counts the 1………………………..2…………………………….kick out by Firestorm as Rad looks up at the ref.]

JR-Rad looks like he might be getting a little frustrated here.

King-He shouldn't….Firestorm is a great wrestler, he needs to stay focus.

[Rad rolls out of the ring, and grabs a chair, and rolls back into the ring. He looks like he's going to smash Firestorm, the ref is warning him not to, he raises it, and he looks like he's having second thoughts as he starts to lower it slowly to the ground, but Firestorm hits a super kick right into the chair that knocks Rad Hazard backwards (that's not a DQ). Rad Hazard dazed gets kicked in the gut, and gets hit with the Firestarter! Firestorm goes into the cover on Rad Hazard, and the ref counts the 1………………….2……………….3!]

JR-Firestorm won with some help, but I don't think Rad is going to be too happy about how that went down.

King-I doubt it's over.

("With Legs like that" blasts on the PA system as Maria walks to the ring, she steps inside of the ring, and waits for Fyre.)

JR-This is a rare wrestling appearance for Maria.

King-We are all surprise that she can always somehow find her way to the ring.

Kris Gaffney- As well as other things.

("Light a Fyre" blasts on the PA system as Fyre walks out to the ring, the stocked fire pyro left over from Firestorm blasts off behind her. She slides into the ring, and waits for the bell.)

JR-Fyre came very close to being women's champion.

King-But close is not enough.

[Fyre and Maria lock up, and Fyre takes down Maria with an arm drag, and Maria gets up to her feet. Fyre hits a few forearm shots to the face that stumble Maria backwards, and Fyre whips Maria off of the ropes. Maria bounces off of the ropes, and Fyre goes for a hip toss, but Maria flops over, and Maria goes for a hip toss of her own. But Fyre blocks it, and turns it into a neck breaker that puts Maria down on the mat holding the back of her neck. Fyre hits a few stomps on the downed Maria, finally the ref makes Fyre back up a little bit, and Maria crawls into the corner, and she gets up to her feet. Fyre hits a few stomps in the corner, and Fyre whips Maria to the corner, and Maria crashes into the corner. Fyre kicks Maria in the gut, she sets up Maria up in a vertical suplex position, lifts her up, and drops her with a release fisherman suplex. Fyre goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………………………………….2…………………………………..kick out by Maria. Maria stays down so Fyre decides to take a chance, she climbs out of the ropes, and climbs up to the top rope. Maria slowly gets up to her feet, and Fyre leaps off of the top rope. Maria moves out of the way, and Fyre goes crashing down to the mat. Maria and Fyre are down on the mat, and get up to their feet where Maria plants Fyre with a DDT.]

JR-That last move probably wasn't a good idea by Fyre.

King-When does Fyre ever have good idea's?

Kris Gaffney-Listening to a guy in a mirror is always a good idea!

[Fyre and Maria are down this time for longer than the first time, and after the ref gets up to 8 in his standing 10 count. Fyre takes a wild swing at Maria, and Maria returns it with a few forearms to the face.Fyre stumbles backwards, and Maria tries to whip Fyre to the ropes, but it's reversed. Maria bounces off of the ropes. Fyre goes for a clothesline, but Maria ducks under, and Maria sets up Fyre, and hits a Russian leg sweep. She gets up fairly quickly, and even though she seems beat up. She continues to try to keep Fyre down so she can rest up a bit more. She climbs up to the nearest corner's second rope, and measures up, and leaps off of the second rope, and hits a elbow drop from the second rope, and Maria is able to rest up, and she can get up to her feet. Maria hits an inverted atomic drop, and Maria knocks down Fyre with a fist to the face. Maria tries to whip Fyre to the ropes, and Fyre reverses it. Maria bounces off of the ropes, and she hits a flying forearm. Maria nips up, and then starts to panic, and starts touching her hair like she lost it or something. Fyre pushes Maria to the corner, and Maria crashes into the corner, Fyre charges at Maria, and leaps in the air. Maria moves out of the way, Fyre's head bounces off of the top turnbuckle. Maria from there sets up Fyre for her bulldog, but it's countered by Fyre as they run out of the corner by pushing out Maria. She turns around just as Fyre is charging at her, and Maria counters this with a northern lights suplex with a bridge for the 1………………………………………………………2………………………………..kick out by Fyre.]

JR-Maria almost got the pin there.

King-Fyre probably would go crazy had she lost there.

Kris Gaffney-She isn't already.

King-Well…more so…

[Fyre crawls into the corner, and she pulls at the turnbuckles as she gets up, the top rope, and for some reason it comes off. Fyre looks confused, Fyre senses something, and she moves out of the way, and Maria's head bounces off of the unprotected top turnbuckle, and Maria stumbles backwards. Maria stumbles backwards. Maria gets school girled by Fyre, and the ref counts the 1…………………….2……………………3!]

JR-Can you believe that Fyre is on the winning end once again?

King-Although whoever put that turnbuckle cover on is going to get fired.

("Voices" blasts on the PA system as Randy Orton walks slowly down to the ring.)

*King looks at his watch*

Kris Gaffney-Stop that!

King-Eeeerrr…sorry……

("Bad Company" blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-You have got to wonder what the out come of the match from Payback would have been had Tony Ikeda not used the tactics he did.

King-Dewey was at least a good sport about it.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, not much people would have been so grateful….Tony is doomed…isn't he…

King-Oh yeah..

[Randy Orton and Dewey Pond pace around the ring, and they lock up, and Randy Orton not in the mood to mess around hits a knee lift to the gut that doubles over Dewey Pond. Randy Orton hits a knee lift to the face that knocks down Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond gets up to his feet, and Dewey Pond turns around, and Randy Orton sets up Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond gets hit with a few European uppercuts that stumbles Dewey Pond backwards, and Dewey Pond gets whipped to the ropes, but Dewey Pond is able to reverse the whip. Randy Orton bounces off of the ropes, Dewey Pond lowers his head, and Randy Orton throws down Dewey Pond down to the mat, and Dewey Pond head bounces off of the mat, and Randy Orton waits for Dewey Pond to get up to his feet. Randy Orton goes for the RKO, but Dewey Pond pushes him off, and Randy Orton bounces off of the ropes, but he is able to hook the ropes, and doesn't go back. Dewey Pond charge at Randy Orton. Randy Orton is able to counter with a back body drop, but it's countered by Dewey Pond landing on his feeton the apron. Randy Orton turns around, and Dewey Pond hits a fist to the face, and Randy Ortons tumbles back, Dewey Pond tries to get back into the ring. Randy Orton hits a kick to the side of the head that makes Dewey Pond hang over the middle drop. Randy Orton pulls out Dewey Pond, and hits a evelated DDT that drives Dewey Pond into the mat. Randy Orton pulls Dewey Pond in the middle of the ring, and Randy Orton goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………………………………2………………………………….kick out by Dewey Pond. Randy Orton looks at the ref, and pulls up Dewey Pond after a time. Dewey Pond throws off Randy Orton. Dewey Pond hits a few fists to the face, and Randy Orton tries to whip Dewey Pond to the ropes, Randy Orton bounces off of the ropes. Dewey Pond goes for a clothesline, but it's countered with a 3.0 inverted back breaker on Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond on the mat, and Randy Orton decides that it's time to end this match.]

JR-The Viper looks ready to strike.

King-When is he not ready to strike.

Kris Gaffney-Seemly when he's at home, all the random people he has lying around his home takes the emotion away from him.

[Randy Orton waits for Dewey Pond to get up to his feet, and Randy Orton is ready to strike as Dewey Pond turns around. Randy Orton goes for the RKO, and Dewey Pond pushes Randy Orton off the RKO attempt, and Randy Orton crashes hard to the mat. Randy Orton gets up angry, and a bit hurt looking to get the match back into his control he charges at Dewey Pond. But Dewey Pond counters with a spinning spine buster, both wrestlers are down for a little bit. But they don't stay down for any amount of time that's worth mentioning how far the standing ten count got, because it really wasn't close as Orton and Dewey Pond kind of used each other to get up. Dewey Pond hits a reverse jaw breaker that stumbles back Randy Orton to the ropes. Dewey Pond takes a few moments to rest up, and Randy Orton is able to shake off the move before Dewey Pond is able to mount an attack. But like last time, Dewey Pond has a counter for this. Dewey Pond counters this with a one man flap jack that sends Randy Orton down to the mat, and Dewey Pond is able to rest up, and Randy Orton gets up dazed, and Dewey Pond hits a few fists to the face, and Dewey Pond tries to whip Randy Orton to the ropes, but it's reversed by Randy Orton. Dewey Pond bounces off of the ropes. Randy Orton goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Dewey Pond. Randy Orton counters with a kick to the gut that doubles over Randy Orton. Dewey Pond sets up Randy Orton, and Dewey Pond hits an inverted an impaler DDT that plants Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond goes into the cover on Randy Orton, and the ref counts the 1……………………….2………………………………kick out by Randy Orton. Dewey Pond shakes his head, and then gets up. He starts to feel the momentum turn as Pond knows that this might be the chance to put away Randy Orton away in this match as he gets up to his feet.]

JR-Dewey is feeling it.

King-This would be quite an upset….

[Randy Orton gets up to his feet, and turns towards Dewey Pond, and Dewey Pond hits a few fists to the face, and Randy Orton backs up, and Dewey Pond whips Randy Orton, and Randy Orton bounces off of the ropes. Dewey pond goes for the Dew Drop, but Randy Orton pokes Dewey Pond in the eyes. Orton pushes Pond in a circle, and Randy Orton hits the RKO on Dewey Pond! Randy Orton goes into the cover on Dewey Pond, and the ref counts the 1…………………….2…………………….3!]

JR-Orton won this match.

King-But I don't think he's done.

(Randy Orton stares down Dewey Pond who is on his hands, and knee's trying to get up. Orton gets ready, and goes for a punt to the head, but Dewey Pond moves out of the way. Pond pushes Randy Orton out of the ring, and Orton crashes into the mat, and gets up not looking happy as Pond stands in the ring yelling angerly. Orton backs away from the ring as we go to commercial, and come back.)

("AIDS" blasts on the PA system as Brandon Eastman, and Myke Hawke walks to the ring, they step inside of the ring.)

JR-At Payback AIDS breaks even.

King-It could have been worse.

Kris Gaffney-I suppose so, yeah…

("Sound of Madness" blasts on the PA system as Abyss and Scott Tazte walk to the ring.)

JR-You got to wonder that Abyss is questioning who can he trust now-a-days.

King-Probably the answer is no one….not even himself!

Kris Gaffney-…that must suck…

[Scott Tazte, and Myke Hawke decide to start off as they pace around the ring, and they lock up. Scott Tazte takes down Myke Hawke with a drop toe hold that puts Myke Hawke on his face, Scott Tazte hits a few clubbing blows to the downed Myke Hawke, and Scott Tazte backs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes, and before Myke Hawke is able to get up to his feet. Myke Hawke hits a diving elbow drop to the back of the head that brings down Myke Hawke down to the mat. Myke Hawke gets hit with a few stomps on the downed Myke Hawke. Myke Hawke gets up to his knee's, and Myke Hawke hits a few fists to the gut of Scott Tazte, and this stuns Scott Tazte enough for him to stumble backweards, and Myke Hawke gets up to his feet, and Myke Hawke hits a few fists to the face. Myke Hawke tries to whip Scott Tazte to the ropes, and Scott Tazte bounces off of the ropes, and Myke Hawke goes for a belly to belly suplex. But Scott Tazte is able to hit a few elbows to the side of the head, and this stuns him, and Myke Hawke stumbles backwards to the ropes, and then he shakes off of the move, and Myke Hawke charges at Scott Tazte. Myke Hawke goes for a running clothesline, but it's ducked under by Scott Tazte, and Myke Hawke is able to counter this with a diving DDT that puts Myke Hawke down to the mat, and he goes into the cover on Myke Hawke, and goes into the cover, and he gets a 1………………………..2………………………….Brandon Eastman comes into the ring, and hits a elbow drop to the back of Scott Tazte to break up the cover. Brandon Eastman pulls Myke Hawke to the corner, and goes back into the corner. Brandon Eastman gets the tag. He charges at Scott Tazte, and Scott Tazte counters with a standing drop kick that knocks him back. Abyss gets tagged into the ring, and he comes into the ring, hits a running big boot to Brandon Eastman who tried to go after Abyss. Abyss whips Brandon Eastman, and Abyss lifts up Brandon Eastman, and hits a spike spine buster on Abyss.]

JR-Brandon Eastman is shocked with the fury that is coming at him.

King-Abyss better be careful this is the way to make a mistake.

Kris Gaffney-Think that's where we are heading..oh well…

[Abyss signals for the black hole slam, and he whips Brandon Eastman to the ropes, and Brandon Eastman bounces off of the ropes. But Brandon Eastman hooks the ropes, and doesn't go back.. Abyss goes for a big boot, but Brandon Eastman ducks under, and Abyss is hanged up on the ropes, and Abyss gets himself out of the ropes, and he turns into Brandon Eastman's own running big boot to the face that makes Abyss fall backwards, and Abyss is tied up in the ropes, Brandon Eastman seeing this chance hits a few fists to the face. Finally the ref gets in between the two, and the ref is able to let Abyss out of the ropes. Abyss falls to the mat as he gets untangled in the ropes, and Brandon Eastman waits as Abyss stumbles into the corner. Brandon Eastman tags in Myke Hawke, and Brandon Eastman hits a few stomps into the gut, and Brandon Eastman puts his boot to the throat of Abyss, and the ref warns Brandon Eastman to let him go, and get out of the ring. Brandon Eastman does so, but not before whipping his own tag team partner into the corner, and Myke Hawke hits a body avalanche. Brandon Eastman rolls out of the ring then to prevent any issues. Abyss stumbles towards Myke Hawke, and Myke Hawke hits a belly to belly suplex. Myke Hawke goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………………………………………………..2…………………………………..kick out by Abyss.]

King-It's time to go for the kill Hawke!

Kris Gaffney- I don't think it's going to be that easy, Abyss isn't going down that easy.

JR-You gave Abyss credit Kris.

Kris Gaffney-I didn't mean to….just slipped out.

[Myke Hawke see's Abyss is still down on the mat, Myke Hawke picks up Abyss, and hits a quick double arm DDT to make sure, and he decides to go for his finishing move. He climbs out of the ropes, and to the top rope, and leaps off the top rope. Abyss moves out of the way, Myke Hawke crashes on the mat, and both wrestlers are the mat. Myke Hawke gets up to his feet, and tries to pull up Abyss, and Abyss all of a sudden puts Myke Hawke into a small package. Tazte, and Eastman come into the ring, and charge at the small package, but Tazte throws himself in a cross body block on Eastman to prevent him from breaking up the small package which Abyss holds a struggling Hawke for the 1……………………….2……………………3!]

JR-Hawke got caught sleeping!

Kris Gaffney-That's never good.

(But it's not quite over as the tag team champions start to brawl with Tazte, and Abyss. The bell rings, and officials try to separate both teams as we fade out.)