EMF: Saturday Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video.) (We end as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage, and once they end the lights turn on, and fans yell, and wave their signs. Some signs say “Eve used me”, “Can I sue Jericho?”, and “I’m watching you, watching me, who’s watching Gaffney, who’s watching…end of sign”) JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR along side Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King-And we are coming off….an insane Payback. Kris Gaffney-Supposively it’s the end of the world as we know it. King-Whatever that means. [ "Ladies and Gentlemen" by Saliva begins to blast over the P.A system, whipping the crowd into a frenzy as the lights begin to flash. The arena lights go still, and the stage is illuminated in green and purple, and out walks the CEO of the EMF, the "Living Legend" himself, Jarred Carthallion. He stops on the stage, just short of the ramp, and looks around the arena with a smirk on his face. After a few seconds, he makes his way down the ramp to ring side. Once there, he circles the ring, grabbing a microphone from the time keeper, and saying something to the broadcast team as he passes them by. Walking up the ring stairs, he steps between the ropes, taking a few steps and standing in the center of the ring. Looking around one more time, he raises his hand in the air and the music stops, the lights go back to normal, and a hush falls over the crowd.] Jarred: "I'm sure all of you are hoping that I've come out here to do a little bit of explaining. I know that after what happened at the end of the Intercontinental Championship match at Payback, you're all looking for a few answers. The first question on all of your minds, as well as mine, is where exactly Dan Godwin got that second championship from. You know, the one that he was holding when I clotheslined him from behind on the ramp up there. You know, actually, I don't think any of us really care what title that was, or where it came from. He lost the match, so it doesn't really matter. Besides, who cares about Dan Godwin anyways, I don't. No, the real question on all of your minds is, "Why did Jarred attack Mike New?". And, I'm going to answer that question, and maybe even more, but first I have a little bit of a story to tell." "When I took over the position as Chief Executive Officer of the EMF, back when Heyman disappeared, before we found out that he had met his untimely demise, by the way, I'm still investigating, if anybody cares. But, before we found all that out, I came out here and I told everybody in attendance, everybody watching at home, and everybody in the locker rooms, that there were going to be some changes around here. I told you all that I was going to change how things were done in the EMF. I told the boys in the back that I ushering in a brand new era. And era where the inmates didn't run the asylum like they did when Heyman was in charge. An era where everybody knew their place. And everybody kept in their place. An era where children only spoke when they were spoken to. I promised everybody that the snot nosed punks who had come to the EMF, and had shown a total lack of respect for those who came before them, and had paved the way, were going to be taught a lesson. I promised and swore that they were going to learn to show some respect. And with that, I went back to Phoenix, I got settled into my office, and I slowly started to ease into my new position as the CEO. Trust me, it wasn't easy either. When you spent as much time out here competing as I have, it's not easy to start sitting behind a desk and watching everybody else have all of the fun. I did it though. I sat there in my office, and I drew up contracts. I filed papers for new rules and regulations. I signed new talent. I fired worthless talent. I did everything that I was supposed to do as the CEO. Then it dawned on me one day. It dawned on me that I wasn't living up to my promise. So as I started to make preperations to start teaching these disrespectful pukes a little respect, I got a phone call. Not just any phone call. No, this one didn't come in on my office line. It dodn't ring through on my business cell. No, this one came in on my personal cell phone. And as I pulled my phone off my hip and looked at the display, I knew that the fates were smiling on me." Jarred: " On the other end of the line was an old friend and rival of mine. He was calling to, well for a lack of a better phrase, to make a deal with the devil. See, he had sort of been having the same problem with a lack of respect that I had. And after a nice, long conversation, the table was set. As you all remember, what happened next shocked the entire world. There was a match to determine who was going to be The Badd Boy's new tag team partner, and one half of the tag team champions. A match filled with youthful, and eager talent. Talent that all wanted to make a name for themselves. The only problem, as that all of this talent happened to be members of that new group of punks that I wanted to teach a lesson to. So, the match took place, and long story short, the end result was one of the greatest swerves in the history of the EMF. You see, Tony and I had planned it all out. I was his new tag team partner. Two legends. Two Hall Of Famers. Two of the greatest the EMF had ever seen. Two former enemies, joined forces to show the EMF's new talent how it's really done. Just like always though, the best laid plans never come out the way you plan them to." "Just as Tony and I were set to defend our titles for the first time together, I was making my way through the back locker room area, when I was ambushed from behind. I was put down pretty hard. Roughed up pretty good, and left laying there on the cold hall way floor, unconcious. The medical trainer and his staff told Tony that I wouldn't be able to compete that night, and that he either had to find a new partner or forfeit the titles. Luckily, a young and very eager man came to Tony and talked his way into being his partner for the night. Things went pretty well. The titles were defended successfully. And I disappeared again. You see, I had to wait for just the right time to show my face around here again. So, I went back home to Greensboro, and I sat in my office in my house, and I ran the show from there. I kept in contact with Tony over the months that followed, and I devised a plan. I sat back and I watched as the man who stepped up to defend the titles with Tony became the Intercontinenal Champion. I watched as he grew more and more sure of himself. More and more comfortable with his role in the EMF. And thats when I knew that the time to act had finally arrived. That's when I knew that it was time to come back and take my revenge. I knew it was finally time to teach Mike New a lesson." Jarred:" You see, as I sat at home and watched everything that was going on, I started to do a little digging. A little investigative reporting if you will, and the pieces all simply fell into place. It all made perfect sense. Mike New wanted to be Tony's partner from the very go. Hell, he practically begged him not to have that match to determine his partner, and to just give him the job. Then, when I go down, who is there to rush to the rescue? Mike New, that's who. Mike, I know what you did. I know that you thought you were going to better your position and further your career if you laid me out and took my place. It's been done before. You aren't the first little boy with a runny nose and acne to come along and decide that you are going to use Jarred Carthallion as a stepping stone to bigger and better things. And, I'm sure that you probably won't be the last either. You are simply the latest dumb son of a bitch to do it. Did you really think you were going to get away with it? Did you really think that you were going to be able to lay out the single most decorated man in EMF history, take his place as one half of the tag champions, and nobody would ever find out? God, you are ven fucking dumber than I thought." "You see folks, this is exactly the kind of thing that I was talking about when I first took over as the CEO. It's these kinds of actions that show just how ignorant and disrespectful todays group of young superstars really are. They take no pride in the business. They show now pride in the performances that they come out here and give you each and every night. They have a complete lack of pride, joy and knowledge of those who came before them and paved the way. They ignore the fact that if weren't for gusy like myself, Tony Ikeda, Angelus Archer, Punisher, Primetime, Matt Dragon, Triple H, HBK and X-Cold, that there woul be no EMF. There would be no coming out here, night after night and competing in front of you fans. They simply don't give a damn though. Oh, but they are going to start. You, Mike New, you are going to start caring. You are going to start learning. You are going to learn you place in the hierarchy of the EMF. You are going to learn that you only speak when spoken to. That children such as yourself should been seen and not heard. Mike, you're nothing more than a wet behind the ear pup who has barely been wheened from his mother. Still trying to climb up on her lap and latch on to the tit for a little milk. You're a shit stain on the underwear of life. Nothing more than a parasite leeching of the success and names of those who came before. When what you should be doing is thanking them for giving their blood, sweat and tears so that you can even step inside of this ring. Mike, when I attacked you last week, I walked away motioning my hands around my waist. I wasn't talking about your Intercontinental Championship. The Championship that I made, by the way. No, I was talking about my half of the World Tag Team Championship. The time has come for you to be put in your place Mike. Daddy has come home. And Daddy is one pissed off son of a bitch. And it's time to teach you a little respect!" [ WIth that, Jarred drops the mic to the mat and climbs through ropes to the ring apron. He drops off the apron to the floor and begins making his way up the ramp. As he reaches the stage, he turns around and looks down at the ring, and then around at the fans one more time before turning and disappearing through the back of the stage.] (“Angelina Love’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Angelina Love walks to the ring. She steps inside of the ring.) JR-To my knowledge this is the first match for Angelina Love in the EMF. King-Yeah it is, she is a great wrestler, but should be interesting to see if there is any rust. Kris Gaffney-That is possible, she has been focusing on mostly being a manager. (“She Looks Good to Me” blasts on the PA system as Eve walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.) JR-This woman…is…interesting. King-She does like to use everyone. Kris Gaffney-Guess that’s not her fault…BROTHER! [Angelina Love and Eve pace around the ring, Eve charges at Angelina, Angelina goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under by a clothesline. But Eve is able to counter this with a waist lock, and Angelina Love hits a elbow to the face, and Eve stumbles backwards, and she charges at Angelina Love. Angelina Love hits a headlock take down. Eve is down on the mat, as Angelina Love puts the pressure on Eve, and Eve gets up to her feet as Angelina Love puts more pressure on Eve, and Eve pushes back Angelina Love back to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes. She comes off of the ropes, and Angelina Love hits a running shoulder block that knocks down Eve, and Eve gets up to her feet. Eve is stunned, Angelina Love picks up Eve, and she hits a body slam on Eve. Angelina Love backs up to the ropes, and she comes off of the ropes, and she hits a knee drop to the face of Eve. Eve is in pain, and knowing that it’s going to take more time to beat her. Eve gets picked up by Angelina Love, she whips Eve to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes. Angelina Love goes for a clothesline, Eve ducks it, and she pushes Angelina Love to the ropes, and she tries to roll up Angelina Love up, but Angelina Love is able to hold on to the ropes, and she turns around as Eve does a reverse summersault that makes her get up in the middle of the ring. Eve gets up, and Angelina Love says something that makes Eve get angry, and she charges at Angelina Love. Angelina Love counters with a hang man that sends Eve into the top rope. Angelina Love waits behind as Eve bounces off stunned, and Angelina Love kicks Eve in the gut, and she hits a DDT. Angelina Love goes into the cover on Eve, and the ref counts the 1…………..2………KICK OUT by Eve!] JR-Eve Torres is not going down without a fight. King-Seemly using people isn’t helping her just yet. Kris Gaffney-She’ll figure a way around that. [Angelina Love steps out of the ring, and she climbs up to the top rope.She waits for Eve to get up to her feet. Once she gets up to her feet, Eve turns around, and Angelina Love goes for a cross body block, but Eve moves out of the way, and Angelina Love crashes to the mat, and Angelina Love tries to stumble towards her feet. Eve thinking quickly goes over to where Angelina Love is sets her up, turns, and drops her for a hanging neck breaker. Angelina Love is down on the mat in pain. Eve takes a few moments to rest up. Eve gets up to her feet, and once she does she see’s Angelina Love takes a swing at Eve, Eve waits as Angelina Love turns around, and Eve Torres hits a one person jaw breaker on Angelina Love. Angelina Love is dwon on the mat, and Eve takes her time to rest up. Angelina Love rolls into the corner, and gets up with the help of the ropes, and once she gets up to her feet. Eve Torres hits a few forearm shots to the face, and she whips Angelina Love to the other side of the ring, and Angelina Love crashes into the corner. With Angelina Love in the corner. Eve charges at the corner, and Angelina Love hits a monkey flip which sends Angelina Love flying, and crashing on the mat. Eve waits for Angelina Love to get up to her feet, and Eve hits a clothesline that knocks her down, and she gets up to her feet. Angelina Love gets hit with another clothesline, and she gets up to her feet. Eve is stunned, and Angelina Love gets picked up by Eve, and she hits a body slam on Eve Torres. Eve Torres turns around, and hits a standing moonsault on Eve Torres, she goes into the cover on Angelina Love, the ref counts the 1……………2…………..kick out by Angelina Love!] JR-Almost three there. King-Angelina Love is going to have to think of something else. Kris Gaffney-Or Eve is going to use her too! [Eve picks her up, and she hits a body slam, and she climbs up to the top rope, and she goes for her moonsault, but Angelina Love moves out of the way. Eve crashes, and burns. Eve gets up stunned, Angelina Love kicks Eve in the gut that doubles over. Angelina Love hooks Eve, and she hits her finisher, Break a Bitch! She goes into the cover on Eve, and she gets the 1………….2…………3!] JR-Angelina Love wins this match. King-Guess she won’t be used! Kris Gaffney-These jokes are like Crystal pepsi…it’ll be around forever! (“Dirty Window” blasts on the PA system as Dan Godwin walks to the irng, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-This man had a lot of interesting happenings around him at Payback. King-Yeah, but no more answers than we had. Kris Gaffney-I’m sure that will work well on wrestling fans! (“Bad Company” blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring along with Tony Valentino. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-Dewey Pond is a veteran here in the EMF, and will always give you a fight. King-Yeah, but as much as you may not like him, Fairbanks knows what he was doing putting him in the ring. Dewey never had a killer instinct in the ring to go out there, and hurt someone.. Kris Gaffney-Outside of the ring…is a different story. (As the two are ready for the match to start, the lights start to short out until it’s completely dark. Suddenly through the dark, we see a flickering lights from a jacket from a man standing with his hands out stretched, and his back to the audience. The lights turn on as this plays on the EMF tron.) JR-Chris Jericho is here. King-And it looks like he’s joining us on commentary. (He runs around the ring slapping hands with everyone. King-Maybe not…. [Dewey Pond, and Dan Godwin are in the ring on opposite sides of the ring, and Dan Godwin starts out with a punch to the face of Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, but Dan Godwin floors him with another fist attempt. Dewey Pond gets up to his feet, and once he does he’s dazed, and he falls victim into a few knife edge chops to the chest. Dewey Pond backs into the corner, and Dan Godwin hits a few more, and Dan Godwin once he see’s the ref about to become an issue whining about getting him out of the corner sets up Dewey Pond, and he hip tosses Dewey Pond out of the corner, and he crashes into the mat. Dewey Pond is very slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Dewey Pond gets hit with a running clothesline that knocks down Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond gets up to his feet, and Dan Godwin hits another running clothesline that knocks him down on the mat, and once he gets up to his feet. Dan Godwin hits a few forearm shots to the face, and he whips Dewey Pond off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Dan Godwin lowers his head, and he hits a big back body drop that sends him through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Dewey Pond is in pain, but he’s is bouncing back up to his feet, and once he does get up to his feet. Dewey Pond gets picked up, and Dan Godwin hits a back breaker on Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond falls on the mat in pain, and Dan Godwin backs up to the nearest corner. He pulls himself up to the second rope, and he leaps off of the second rope, and he comes crashing down on the mat with a fist drop. Dewey Pond sits up holding his face. Dan Godwin seeing this decides to put him down by backing up, and hitting a boot to the face. Dan Godwin waits as he see’s Dewey Pond although in a lot of pain, he gets up near the ropes, and he uses the ropes to keep himself up. Dan Godwin pushes Dewey Pond’s throat into the second rope, he only uses a three count, because he’s just uses this to stun his opponent, not to take full advantage of the rules. He runs to the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. He leaps in the air, and he comes down on the back of Dewey Pond which drives Dewey Pond into the second rope. Dewey Pond stumbles up as Dan Godwin waits as Dewey Pond turns towards him, and Dan Godwin sets him up, and hits a northern lights suplex with a bridge. The ref counts the 1………………2……………..KICK OUT by Dewey Pond! Dan Godwin looks at the ref, but he decides to not complain. He knowing that Dewey Pond is quite the competitor, picks him up to his feet, and he lifts him up, and he hits a body slam on Dewey Pond setting him up for a high flying move.] JR-Dan Godwin is going to fly. King-This doesn’t look familiar…now does it? Kris Gaffney-…stops himself from laughing [With Dewey Pond down on the mat, Dan Godiwn goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, he measures up on Dewey Pond, and he goes for an elbow drop, but Dewey Pond is able to get his legs up, and Dan Godwin is now in pain.Dan Godwin is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Dewey Pond is up as well, Dan Godwin stumbles right into Dewey Pond, and Dewey Pond picks up Dan Godwin, and he hits a whiplash spine buster. Dewey Pond falls backwards into the ropes, and he rest up. Dan Godwin is slow to get up to his feet, and once he does Dewey Pond charges at him. Dan Godwin is able to side step him, and he throws him into the ropes, thinking that he might have a chance to get the advantage here, he lowers his head for some sort of move, but it’s quickly countered with a swinging neck breaker. Dewey Pond takes a few moments to rest up. Dan Godwin gets up, he stumbles right into Dewey Pond who picks him up, and hits a somewhat modified hot shot, this sends Godwin down on the top rope, but it doesn’t really do it with much impact. Dewey Pond waits for Dan Godwin to turn around. Dewey Pond kicks Dan Godwin in the gut, this doubles him over, and he sets him up, and he hits a DDT. Dewey Pond climbs up to the second rope, and he measures up, and he leaps off hitting a second rope leg drop. Dewey Pond goes into the cover on Dan Godwin, and gets a 1……….2……..KICK OUT by Dan Godwin.] (Finally Jericho has sat down on the commentary desk) JR-Almost three there. King-What do you think of this Jericho. Chris Jericho-…..grin Kris Gaffney-I’d like to get the opinion of the Destroyer. [Dewey Pond picks up Dan Godwin, and he hits a body slam on Dan Godwin. Dewey Pond goes out of the ring, and climbs up to the top rope with what would seem to be a Pond Water Splash. But Dan Godwin stunned, but knowing that he shouldn’t stay down for this move gets up to his feet. Dewey Pond knowing that he has to adjust his plan. He waits as Dan Godwin gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Dewey Pond goes for a axe handle, but Dan Godwin counters with an eXecution. Dan Godwin falls down on, goes down on the mat,falls down on the mat, and falls right into the cover, the ref goes down for the count. But suddenly behind Godwin what he doesn’t see before the ref made the count, the ref gets pulled out of the ring, and before he knows who did it, he gets thrown into the ring steps, and knocked out by a camo face painted Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte slides into the ring, he counts the 1……………….2………..3. Dan Godwin thinking he won gets up, waiting for his music, but nothing happens. He turns around, and see’s Scott Tazte, and Scott Tazte does the “I’m waiting you”. He slides out of the ring. Dan Godwin looks confused.] King-Wow, Dan Godwin has a confusing enough life. Kris Gaffney-Indeed. (Jericho looks around, and yells “YEAH!!!”) King-Could be worse. [Dan Godwin gets up to his feet, Dewey Pond has recovered, and he hits a few clubbing blows to the back. Dewey Pond hits a inverted atomic drop. Dewey Pond hits a few fists to the face, and he tries to whip him to the ropes for the Dew Drop, but it’s reversed. Dewey Pond bounces off of the ropes, and he goes right into a second eXecution. Dan Godwin goes into the cover on Dewey Pond seeing a new ref sliding into the ring who counts the 1…………2………3!] JR-Dan Godwin was able to win anyways. King-Yeah, but he was close to being caught from behind. (Jericho leaves the desk, and he goes up the ramp, totally ignoring Dan Godwin in the ring. He stops at the top of the ramp, he turns around looking back in the ring. The lights turn off, and he does his light bright jacket pose in the dark as we go to commercial, and we come back.) (“Voices” blasts on the PA system as Randy Orton walks down to the ring very, very slowly.) JR-Randy Orton had a very good Payback. King-But not an easy one. Kris Gaffney-Yeah, he can’t be fresh right now, that’s for sure. (“The Gambler” walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-The Gambler is the #1 contender to the TV title, and will be taking on Daniel Bryan. King-But he has a chance to face the world champion here, that is a bonus if he can win here. [Gambler and Randy Orton pace around the ring, and they lock up Randy Orton is able to hit a knee lift that doubles over the Gambler, and Randy Orton tries to whip the Gambler to the ropes. Randy Orton bounces off of the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Randy Orton bounces off of the ropes. Randy Orton ducks under a clothesline by the Gambler. The Gambler turns around, and the Gambler gets hit with a standing standing drop kick which knocks back the Gambler. The Gambler is on the ropes. Randy Orton is quickly up to his feet, and the Gambler gets hit with a few fists to the face by Randy Orton. Randy Orton tries to whip him to the ropes seemly to go for whatever move that he was going for earlier. But the Gambler stops himself from going. The Gambler with the strength advantage is able to pull back, and this sends Randy Orton over the top rope, but Randy Orton is able to land on the apron, and the Gambler turns around. Randy Orton hits a hang man which stumbles the Gambler backwards. Randy Orton climbs up to the apron, and he climbs up to the top turnbuckle. The Gambler is dazed as Randy Orton measures up, and he leaps off of the top rope, and he hits a flying cross body block that connects, but the Gambler not having taken many moves thus yet is able to throw him off of the pin uses his momentum so that he has time to get up to his feet, but before he gets on to his knee’s. Randy Orton hits a drop kick that knocks down the Gambler down to the mat, Randy Orton starts to stomp around the body of the Gambler, and then when he gets back to the head. Randy Orton sets up, and he hits his pattern knee drop to the face. The Gambler is in pain. Randy Orton is getting ready as he waits as the Gambler is getting up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, Randy Orton goes for the RKO, but the Gambler is pushes Randy Orton off. The Gambler goes for a clothesline. Randy Orton is able to duck it quickly. The Gambler continues to the ropes, and he hits a scoop power slam Randy Orton is firing up. The Gambler gets up to his feet, and once he does Randy Orton hits a running clothesline that knocks down the Gambler. The Gambler gets up to his feet, and Randy Orton hits a European upper cut. This stumbles the Gambler backwards, and he falls out of the ring, and on the apron. The Gambler is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Gambler tries to get back into the ring. Randy Orton hits a kick to the face of the Gambler. The Gambler is stunned. The Randy Orton sets up the Gambler, and he hits an inverted DDT that plants Randy Orton on the mat. Randy Orton goes for the cover on the Gambler. The ref counts the 1…………….2……………..KICK OUT by the Gambler.] JR-Almost three there. King-But Gambler is going to have to try to figure out how to get it together. Kris Gaffney-Well, he is a Gambler. He has been in these situations a lot. [Randy Orton gets up to his feet, and he questions the count, and he turns around as the Gambler is getting up to his feet, and he charges at the Gambler, the Gambler is able to side step him, and throws him against the ropes. Orton bounces off of the ropes, and the Gambler hits a standing spike spine buster that plants Randy Orton down on the mat, and the Gambler falls backwards to the ropes, and Orton is down on the mat for enough time that Gambler is now able to use the ropes to keep himself up, and rest a little bit. Obviously it’s not for enough time as Randy Orton is able to get to his feet, and he is able to come back on the Gambler with a few fists, and then few clubbing blows to the back of the head. Randy Orton whips the Gambler off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Randy Orton goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under, and the Gambler continues to the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and Randy Orton turns around right into a flying shoulder block by the Gambler which knocks him down on the mat. Randy Orton is stunned as he gets up to his feet, and he falls into the corner. The Gambler hits a few back elbows into the corner. He measures up for another one, and then puts his boot on the throat of Randy Orton. The ref counts to 4, and the Gambler lets it go, and the Gambler whips him to the opposite side of the ring. Randy Orton crashes into the corner, and he stumbles out of the corner, and Randy Orton as he is stumbling towards the Gambler takes a wild shot at the Gambler. The Gambler is able to duck it fairly easily, and he hits one belly to back suplex, rolls up and hits two belly to back suplex, a third…and finally a fourth to complete the four of a kind. The Gambler gets up, and he calls for the end of the match.] JR-The Gambler is sensing that he’s on the path to a major upset here. King-Putting the match away is a whole different story though. [The Gambler calls for the end of the match, but suddenly Christian comes down to the ring side area. The Gambler turns around and is distracted, he turns around by Christian, which makes Orton get a shot at the RKO, but the Gambler is able to push off Orton. Orton goes into the ropes face first, and he stumbles backwards, and the Gambler goes for four of a kind. But Randy Orton rolls out of the back, and the Gambler turns around into an RKO! Randy Orton goes into the cover on the Gambler, and the ref counts the 1…………2………….3!] JR-Randy Orton defeats the Gambler. King-But not without some help (Christian grins as the Gambler stares down his future opponent.) (“Close Your Eyes” blasts on the PA system as Christian walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Christian like the Gambler is on his way to face Daniel Bryan. King-This match is more to him than just building up to the TV title, but it seems like no one takes him seriously. Kris Gaffney-What else is new? (“Monster” blasts on the PA system as Abyss walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-We have no idea where this man’s mind. King-But then again when did we ever? Kris Gaffney-Just it’s in a place where many people would like to be, that’s for sure. (“Cult of Personality” blasts on the PA system as CM Punk walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-CM Punk had an impressive win at Payback. King-Now he’s looking to build off of that win. Kris Gaffney-It’s not easy to get momentum, he beat Dan Godwin one time, and has he ever really reached that height again? (“Veil of Fire” blasts on the PA system as Kane walks to the ring not looking very happy, he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Kane definitely won’t be in a good mood. King-Good reason, he was moments away from the world championship. [Christian, Abyss, CM Punk, and Kane stand in different sides of the ring, they stare at each other. Abyss goes after Christian, Kane and CM Punk go after each other. Christian on the outside of the ring is laughing at Abyss who is looking at him from the inside of the ring. Abyss grabs Christian by the hair, and he brings up Christian up to the apron. He tries to do some sort of move, but Christian is quick to answer this by hitting a hang man which stumbles back Abyss. Abyss is stunned enough for Christian to climbs up to the top rope, and he waits for Abyss to go towards him, and Christian leaps off of the top rope, and knocks down Abyss with a drop kick. Christian gets up to his feet as Abyss is trying to get up to his feet, but before he does Christian hits a low drop kick to the side of the head, this makes Abyss roll away. Abyss gets up to his feet, and Christian kicks him in the gut as he gets up to his feet. Christian goes behind Abyss, and he turns him for the kill switch, but Abyss counters by trying to hit a belly to back suplex, but Christian is able to roll out of the back Abyss, and he runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and Abyss comes off of the ropes. Abyss grabs Christian around the throat, Abyss has him, Christian hits a few kicks to the ribs, and this finally gets Abyss to break the hold with a low blow. Abyss is in pain. Christian sets up Abyss, and hits the impaler DDT. Christian pushes Abyss on his back, and he goes into the cover. 1………..2………….kick out by Abyss. But CM Punk was there to break up any covers anyways. He takes Christian, and throws him hard into the ring post. Christian is in pain, and Abyss rolls out of the ring CM Punk falls to one knee, and seemly he’s in pain from the off the screen fight with Kane. CM Punk watches as Christian pulls himself up to his feet. Christian turns around, and CM Punk hits a few forearm shots to the face of Christian, and he whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, CM Punk hits a leg lariat that knocks down Christian. Christian goes down on the mat, he gets up to his feet. Once he gets up he turns around, and CM Punk hits a straight kick into the gut, which stumbles Christian backwards, and CM Punk goes for a clothesline over the top rope. Christian is able to side step him, and he throws CM Punk out of the ring. Christian is still stunned so he doesn’t turn around and notice that CM Punk is on his feet on the apron. Once he turns around, CM Punk uses the ropes to spring boards off of the top rope, and he hits a clothesline on Christian.] JR-CM Punk has the advantage here. King-Well he’s going to have to put the match away. Because he now has a clear path right now. Kris Gaffney-Guess he’s going to have to think fast. Damn that Jericho jacket was distracting [CM Punk waits, and he see’s CM Punk getting up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. CM Punk picks up Chrisitian for the GTS. But he turns around, and he goes right into the hand of Kane. Christian is able to slide out of the back of CM Punk, and out of the ring, CM Punk saves himself by hitting a kick to the arm of Kane breaking his grip. CM Punk runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. But he runs into the boot of Kane, Kane doesn’t look too happy as CM Punk is up fairly quickly, and he rolls into the corner. Kane waits as CM Punk gets up to his feet, and Kane hits a few fists to the face of CM Punk. He then whips him to the opposite side of the ring, and CM Punk crashes into the corner, and Kane follows it up with a clothesline in the corner, and Kane backs out of the corner. CM Punk stumbles out of the corner, and Kane pushes him backwards, and whips him off of the ropes. Kane lowers his head, and he hits a big back body drop that sends CM Punk flying through the air, and he crashes on the mat. Slowly he gets up to his feet, and once he does Kane picks up CM Punk, and puts him over his shoulder. Kane backs up into the corner, and Kane charges out of the corner, and hits a running power slam that sends CM Punk on the mat. Kane goes into the cover on CM Punk, and the ref counts the 1…………….2……………….kick out by CM Punk. Kane gets up to his feet, and he climbs to the outside of the ring, and he goes to the top rope waiting for CM Punk to get up to his feet. Suddenly Abyss comes out of no where, and shakes the ropes, and Kane crotches on the top rope, Abyss steps inside of the ring, CM Punk see’s him, and wanting to attack Kane himself with all the moves he’s hit on him charges at Abyss, but Abyss is able to side step him, and he throws him out of the ring, crashing on the floor. Abyss hits a few fists to the face of Kane on the top rope. Abyss with Kane stunned enough decides to go up to the top rope. He hooks Kane, and he hits a super plex off of the top rope! Kane, and Abyss are down on the mat, both seem as effected from that last move. Kane and Abyss slowly get up to their feet. Kane throws a fist, but Abyss ducks it. Kane turns around into Abyss hand, Abyss lifts him up, and hits his choke slam! Abyss goes into the cover on Kane, and the ref counts the 1……….2………..KICK OUT by Kane.] JR-Kane barely kicked out there. King- Guess Abyss’ choke slam wasn’t enough either. Kris Gaffney-Guess that makes it all good. [Abyss pulls up Kane, and whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, Abyss lowers his head, but Kane counters with a running DDT that plants Abyss on the mat. Christian is on the top rope, as he waits for Kane to get up, and turn towards him, once he does. Christian leaps off of the top rope, and Kane puts him on his shoulder, and tries to put him for the Tombstone, but Christian slides out of the back. Christian hooks Kane, and hits the Kill Switch on Kane! Christian see’s no one is around him, he goes into the cover 1………….2………..someone pulls him off, it’s the Gambler! The Gambler grabs Christian and throws him into the ring post. Gambler rolls out of the ring. Christian pulls himself out of the corner, and stumbles towards Kane who grabs him around the throat, and lifts him up for a choke slam! He goes inot the cover on Christian, and the ref counts the 1…………2…………3!] JR-Christian had this match won, but seemly his actions towards the Gambler came back to bite him in the ass. King-What else is new? (Kane celebrates his win as we fade away with that.)

EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video.)

(We end as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage, and once they end the lights turn on, and fans yell, and wave their signs. Some signs say “Eve used me”, “Can I sue Jericho?”, and “I’m watching you, watching me, who’s watching Gaffney, who’s watching…end of sign”)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR along side Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-And we are coming off….an insane Payback.

Kris Gaffney-Supposively it’s the end of the world as we know it.

King-Whatever that means.

[ "Ladies and Gentlemen" by Saliva begins to blast over the P.A system, whipping the crowd into a frenzy as the lights begin to flash. The arena lights go still, and the stage is illuminated in green and purple, and out walks the CEO of the EMF, the "Living Legend" himself, Jarred Carthallion. He stops on the stage, just short of the ramp, and looks around the arena with a smirk on his face. After a few seconds, he makes his way down the ramp to ring side. Once there, he circles the ring, grabbing a microphone from the time keeper, and saying something to the broadcast team as he passes them by. Walking up the ring stairs, he steps between the ropes, taking a few steps and standing in the center of the ring. Looking around one more time, he raises his hand in the air and the music stops, the lights go back to normal, and a hush falls over the crowd.]

Jarred: "I'm sure all of you are hoping that I've come out here to do a little bit of explaining. I know that after what happened at the end of the Intercontinental Championship match at Payback, you're all looking for a few answers. The first question on all of your minds, as well as mine, is where exactly Dan Godwin got that second championship from. You know, the one that he was holding when I clotheslined him from behind on the ramp up there. You know, actually, I don't think any of us really care what title that was, or where it came from. He lost the match, so it doesn't really matter. Besides, who cares about Dan Godwin anyways, I don't. No, the real question on all of your minds is, "Why did Jarred attack Mike New?". And, I'm going to answer that question, and maybe even more, but first I have a little bit of a story to tell."

"When I took over the position as Chief Executive Officer of the EMF, back when Heyman disappeared, before we found out that he had met his untimely demise, by the way, I'm still investigating, if anybody cares. But, before we found all that out, I came out here and I told everybody in attendance, everybody watching at home, and everybody in the locker rooms, that there were going to be some changes around here. I told you all that I was going to change how things were done in the EMF. I told the boys in the back that I ushering in a brand new era. And era where the inmates didn't run the asylum like they did when Heyman was in charge. An era where everybody knew their place. And everybody kept in their place. An era where children only spoke when they were spoken to. I promised everybody that the snot nosed punks who had come to the EMF, and had shown a total lack of respect for those who came before them, and had paved the way, were going to be taught a lesson. I promised and swore that they were going to learn to show some respect. And with that, I went back to Phoenix, I got settled into my office, and I slowly started to ease into my new position as the CEO. Trust me, it wasn't easy either. When you spent as much time out here competing as I have, it's not easy to start sitting behind a desk and watching everybody else have all of the fun. I did it though. I sat there in my office, and I drew up contracts. I filed papers for new rules and regulations. I signed new talent. I fired worthless talent. I did everything that I was supposed to do as the CEO. Then it dawned on me one day. It dawned on me that I wasn't living up to my promise. So as I started to make preperations to start teaching these disrespectful pukes a little respect, I got a phone call. Not just any phone call. No, this one didn't come in on my office line. It dodn't ring through on my business cell. No, this one came in on my personal cell phone. And as I pulled my phone off my hip and looked at the display, I knew that the fates were smiling on me."

Jarred: " On the other end of the line was an old friend and rival of mine. He was calling to, well for a lack of a better phrase, to make a deal with the devil. See, he had sort of been having the same problem with a lack of respect that I had. And after a nice, long conversation, the table was set. As you all remember, what happened next shocked the entire world. There was a match to determine who was going to be The Badd Boy's new tag team partner, and one half of the tag team champions. A match filled with youthful, and eager talent. Talent that all wanted to make a name for themselves. The only problem, as that all of this talent happened to be members of that new group of punks that I wanted to teach a lesson to. So, the match took place, and long story short, the end result was one of the greatest swerves in the history of the EMF. You see, Tony and I had planned it all out. I was his new tag team partner. Two legends. Two Hall Of Famers. Two of the greatest the EMF had ever seen. Two former enemies, joined forces to show the EMF's new talent how it's really done. Just like always though, the best laid plans never come out the way you plan them to."

"Just as Tony and I were set to defend our titles for the first time together, I was making my way through the back locker room area, when I was ambushed from behind. I was put down pretty hard. Roughed up pretty good, and left laying there on the cold hall way floor, unconcious. The medical trainer and his staff told Tony that I wouldn't be able to compete that night, and that he either had to find a new partner or forfeit the titles. Luckily, a young and very eager man came to Tony and talked his way into being his partner for the night. Things went pretty well. The titles were defended successfully. And I disappeared again. You see, I had to wait for just the right time to show my face around here again. So, I went back home to Greensboro, and I sat in my office in my house, and I ran the show from there. I kept in contact with Tony over the months that followed, and I devised a plan. I sat back and I watched as the man who stepped up to defend the titles with Tony became the Intercontinenal Champion. I watched as he grew more and more sure of himself. More and more comfortable with his role in the EMF. And thats when I knew that the time to act had finally arrived. That's when I knew that it was time to come back and take my revenge. I knew it was finally time to teach Mike New a lesson."

Jarred:" You see, as I sat at home and watched everything that was going on, I started to do a little digging. A little investigative reporting if you will, and the pieces all simply fell into place. It all made perfect sense. Mike New wanted to be Tony's partner from the very go. Hell, he practically begged him not to have that match to determine his partner, and to just give him the job. Then, when I go down, who is there to rush to the rescue? Mike New, that's who. Mike, I know what you did. I know that you thought you were going to better your position and further your career if you laid me out and took my place. It's been done before. You aren't the first little boy with a runny nose and acne to come along and decide that you are going to use Jarred Carthallion as a stepping stone to bigger and better things. And, I'm sure that you probably won't be the last either. You are simply the latest dumb son of a bitch to do it. Did you really think you were going to get away with it? Did you really think that you were going to be able to lay out the single most decorated man in EMF history, take his place as one half of the tag champions, and nobody would ever find out? God, you are ven fucking dumber than I thought."

"You see folks, this is exactly the kind of thing that I was talking about when I first took over as the CEO. It's these kinds of actions that show just how ignorant and disrespectful todays group of young superstars really are. They take no pride in the business. They show now pride in the performances that they come out here and give you each and every night. They have a complete lack of pride, joy and knowledge of those who came before them and paved the way. They ignore the fact that if weren't for gusy like myself, Tony Ikeda, Angelus Archer, Punisher, Primetime, Matt Dragon, Triple H, HBK and X-Cold, that there woul be no EMF. There would be no coming out here, night after night and competing in front of you fans. They simply don't give a damn though. Oh, but they are going to start. You, Mike New, you are going to start caring. You are going to start learning. You are going to learn you place in the hierarchy of the EMF. You are going to learn that you only speak when spoken to. That children such as yourself should been seen and not heard. Mike, you're nothing more than a wet behind the ear pup who has barely been wheened from his mother. Still trying to climb up on her lap and latch on to the tit for a little milk. You're a shit stain on the underwear of life. Nothing more than a parasite leeching of the success and names of those who came before. When what you should be doing is thanking them for giving their blood, sweat and tears so that you can even step inside of this ring. Mike, when I attacked you last week, I walked away motioning my hands around my waist. I wasn't talking about your Intercontinental Championship. The Championship that I made, by the way. No, I was talking about my half of the World Tag Team Championship. The time has come for you to be put in your place Mike. Daddy has come home. And Daddy is one pissed off son of a bitch. And it's time to teach you a little respect!"

[ WIth that, Jarred drops the mic to the mat and climbs through ropes to the ring apron. He drops off the apron to the floor and begins making his way up the ramp. As he reaches the stage, he turns around and looks down at the ring, and then around at the fans one more time before turning and disappearing through the back of the stage.]

(“Angelina Love’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Angelina Love walks to the ring. She steps inside of the ring.)

JR-To my knowledge this is the first match for Angelina Love in the EMF.

King-Yeah it is, she is a great wrestler, but should be interesting to see if there is any rust.

Kris Gaffney-That is possible, she has been focusing on mostly being a manager.

(“She Looks Good to Me” blasts on the PA system as Eve walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This woman…is…interesting.

King-She does like to use everyone.

Kris Gaffney-Guess that’s not her fault…BROTHER!

[Angelina Love and Eve pace around the ring, Eve charges at Angelina, Angelina goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under by a clothesline. But Eve is able to counter this with a waist lock, and Angelina Love hits a elbow to the face, and Eve stumbles backwards, and she charges at Angelina Love. Angelina Love hits a headlock take down. Eve is down on the mat, as Angelina Love puts the pressure on Eve, and Eve gets up to her feet as Angelina Love puts more pressure on Eve, and Eve pushes back Angelina Love back to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes. She comes off of the ropes, and Angelina Love hits a running shoulder block that knocks down Eve, and Eve gets up to her feet. Eve is stunned, Angelina Love picks up Eve, and she hits a body slam on Eve. Angelina Love backs up to the ropes, and she comes off of the ropes, and she hits a knee drop to the face of Eve. Eve is in pain, and knowing that it’s going to take more time to beat her. Eve gets picked up by Angelina Love, she whips Eve to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes. Angelina Love goes for a clothesline, Eve ducks it, and she pushes Angelina Love to the ropes, and she tries to roll up Angelina Love up, but Angelina Love is able to hold on to the ropes, and she turns around as Eve does a reverse summersault that makes her get up in the middle of the ring. Eve gets up, and Angelina Love says something that makes Eve get angry, and she charges at Angelina Love. Angelina Love counters with a hang man that sends Eve into the top rope. Angelina Love waits behind as Eve bounces off stunned, and Angelina Love kicks Eve in the gut, and she hits a DDT. Angelina Love goes into the cover on Eve, and the ref counts the 1…………..2………KICK OUT by Eve!]

JR-Eve Torres is not going down without a fight.

King-Seemly using people isn’t helping her just yet.

Kris Gaffney-She’ll figure a way around that.

[Angelina Love steps out of the ring, and she climbs up to the top rope.She waits for Eve to get up to her feet. Once she gets up to her feet, Eve turns around, and Angelina Love goes for a cross body block, but Eve moves out of the way, and Angelina Love crashes to the mat, and Angelina Love tries to stumble towards her feet. Eve thinking quickly goes over to where Angelina Love is sets her up, turns, and drops her for a hanging neck breaker. Angelina Love is down on the mat in pain. Eve takes a few moments to rest up. Eve gets up to her feet, and once she does she see’s Angelina Love takes a swing at Eve, Eve waits as Angelina Love turns around, and Eve Torres hits a one person jaw breaker on Angelina Love. Angelina Love is dwon on the mat, and Eve takes her time to rest up. Angelina Love rolls into the corner, and gets up with the help of the ropes, and once she gets up to her feet. Eve Torres hits a few forearm shots to the face, and she whips Angelina Love to the other side of the ring, and Angelina Love crashes into the corner. With Angelina Love in the corner. Eve charges at the corner, and Angelina Love hits a monkey flip which sends Angelina Love flying, and crashing on the mat. Eve waits for Angelina Love to get up to her feet, and Eve hits a clothesline that knocks her down, and she gets up to her feet. Angelina Love gets hit with another clothesline, and she gets up to her feet. Eve is stunned, and Angelina Love gets picked up by Eve, and she hits a body slam on Eve Torres. Eve Torres turns around, and hits a standing moonsault on Eve Torres, she goes into the cover on Angelina Love, the ref counts the 1……………2…………..kick out by Angelina Love!]

JR-Almost three there.

King-Angelina Love is going to have to think of something else.

Kris Gaffney-Or Eve is going to use her too!

[Eve picks her up, and she hits a body slam, and she climbs up to the top rope, and she goes for her moonsault, but Angelina Love moves out of the way. Eve crashes, and burns. Eve gets up stunned, Angelina Love kicks Eve in the gut that doubles over. Angelina Love hooks Eve, and she hits her finisher, Break a Bitch! She goes into the cover on Eve, and she gets the 1………….2…………3!]

JR-Angelina Love wins this match.

King-Guess she won’t be used!

Kris Gaffney-These jokes are like Crystal pepsi…it’ll be around forever!

(“Dirty Window” blasts on the PA system as Dan Godwin walks to the irng, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This man had a lot of interesting happenings around him at Payback.

King-Yeah, but no more answers than we had.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure that will work well on wrestling fans!

(“Bad Company” blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring along with Tony Valentino. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Dewey Pond is a veteran here in the EMF, and will always give you a fight.

King-Yeah, but as much as you may not like him, Fairbanks knows what he was doing putting him in the ring. Dewey never had a killer instinct in the ring to go out there, and hurt someone..

Kris Gaffney-Outside of the ring…is a different story.

(As the two are ready for the match to start, the lights start to short out until it’s completely dark. Suddenly through the dark, we see a flickering lights from a jacket from a man standing with his hands out stretched, and his back to the audience. The lights turn on as this plays on the EMF tron.)

JR-Chris Jericho is here.

King-And it looks like he’s joining us on commentary.

(He runs around the ring slapping hands with everyone.

King-Maybe not….

[Dewey Pond, and Dan Godwin are in the ring on opposite sides of the ring, and Dan Godwin starts out with a punch to the face of Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, but Dan Godwin floors him with another fist attempt. Dewey Pond gets up to his feet, and once he does he’s dazed, and he falls victim into a few knife edge chops to the chest. Dewey Pond backs into the corner, and Dan Godwin hits a few more, and Dan Godwin once he see’s the ref about to become an issue whining about getting him out of the corner sets up Dewey Pond, and he hip tosses Dewey Pond out of the corner, and he crashes into the mat. Dewey Pond is very slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Dewey Pond gets hit with a running clothesline that knocks down Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond gets up to his feet, and Dan Godwin hits another running clothesline that knocks him down on the mat, and once he gets up to his feet. Dan Godwin hits a few forearm shots to the face, and he whips Dewey Pond off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Dan Godwin lowers his head, and he hits a big back body drop that sends him through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Dewey Pond is in pain, but he’s is bouncing back up to his feet, and once he does get up to his feet. Dewey Pond gets picked up, and Dan Godwin hits a back breaker on Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond falls on the mat in pain, and Dan Godwin backs up to the nearest corner. He pulls himself up to the second rope, and he leaps off of the second rope, and he comes crashing down on the mat with a fist drop. Dewey Pond sits up holding his face. Dan Godwin seeing this decides to put him down by backing up, and hitting a boot to the face. Dan Godwin waits as he see’s Dewey Pond although in a lot of pain, he gets up near the ropes, and he uses the ropes to keep himself up. Dan Godwin pushes Dewey Pond’s throat into the second rope, he only uses a three count, because he’s just uses this to stun his opponent, not to take full advantage of the rules. He runs to the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. He leaps in the air, and he comes down on the back of Dewey Pond which drives Dewey Pond into the second rope. Dewey Pond stumbles up as Dan Godwin waits as Dewey Pond turns towards him, and Dan Godwin sets him up, and hits a northern lights suplex with a bridge. The ref counts the 1………………2……………..KICK OUT by Dewey Pond! Dan Godwin looks at the ref, but he decides to not complain. He knowing that Dewey Pond is quite the competitor, picks him up to his feet, and he lifts him up, and he hits a body slam on Dewey Pond setting him up for a high flying move.]

JR-Dan Godwin is going to fly.

King-This doesn’t look familiar…now does it?

Kris Gaffney-…*stops himself from laughing*

[With Dewey Pond down on the mat, Dan Godiwn goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, he measures up on Dewey Pond, and he goes for an elbow drop, but Dewey Pond is able to get his legs up, and Dan Godwin is now in pain.Dan Godwin is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Dewey Pond is up as well, Dan Godwin stumbles right into Dewey Pond, and Dewey Pond picks up Dan Godwin, and he hits a whiplash spine buster. Dewey Pond falls backwards into the ropes, and he rest up. Dan Godwin is slow to get up to his feet, and once he does Dewey Pond charges at him. Dan Godwin is able to side step him, and he throws him into the ropes, thinking that he might have a chance to get the advantage here, he lowers his head for some sort of move, but it’s quickly countered with a swinging neck breaker. Dewey Pond takes a few moments to rest up. Dan Godwin gets up, he stumbles right into Dewey Pond who picks him up, and hits a somewhat modified hot shot, this sends Godwin down on the top rope, but it doesn’t really do it with much impact. Dewey Pond waits for Dan Godwin to turn around. Dewey Pond kicks Dan Godwin in the gut, this doubles him over, and he sets him up, and he hits a DDT. Dewey Pond climbs up to the second rope, and he measures up, and he leaps off hitting a second rope leg drop. Dewey Pond goes into the cover on Dan Godwin, and gets a 1……….2……..KICK OUT by Dan Godwin.]

(Finally Jericho has sat down on the commentary desk)

JR-Almost three there.

King-What do you think of this Jericho.

Chris Jericho-…..*grin*

Kris Gaffney-I’d like to get the opinion of the Destroyer.

[Dewey Pond picks up Dan Godwin, and he hits a body slam on Dan Godwin. Dewey Pond goes out of the ring, and climbs up to the top rope with what would seem to be a Pond Water Splash. But Dan Godwin stunned, but knowing that he shouldn’t stay down for this move gets up to his feet. Dewey Pond knowing that he has to adjust his plan. He waits as Dan Godwin gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Dewey Pond goes for a axe handle, but Dan Godwin counters with an eXecution. Dan Godwin falls down on, goes down on the mat,falls down on the mat, and falls right into the cover, the ref goes down for the count. But suddenly behind Godwin what he doesn’t see before the ref made the count, the ref gets pulled out of the ring, and before he knows who did it, he gets thrown into the ring steps, and knocked out by a camo face painted Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte slides into the ring, he counts the 1……………….2………..3. Dan Godwin thinking he won gets up, waiting for his music, but nothing happens. He turns around, and see’s Scott Tazte, and Scott Tazte does the “I’m waiting you”. He slides out of the ring. Dan Godwin looks confused.]

King-Wow, Dan Godwin has a confusing enough life.

Kris Gaffney-Indeed.

(Jericho looks around, and yells “YEAH!!!”)

King-Could be worse.

[Dan Godwin gets up to his feet, Dewey Pond has recovered, and he hits a few clubbing blows to the back. Dewey Pond hits a inverted atomic drop. Dewey Pond hits a few fists to the face, and he tries to whip him to the ropes for the Dew Drop, but it’s reversed. Dewey Pond bounces off of the ropes, and he goes right into a second eXecution. Dan Godwin goes into the cover on Dewey Pond seeing a new ref sliding into the ring who counts the 1…………2………3!]

JR-Dan Godwin was able to win anyways.

King-Yeah, but he was close to being caught from behind.

(Jericho leaves the desk, and he goes up the ramp, totally ignoring Dan Godwin in the ring. He stops at the top of the ramp, he turns around looking back in the ring. The lights turn off, and he does his light bright jacket pose in the dark as we go to commercial, and we come back.) (“Voices” blasts on the PA system as Randy Orton walks down to the ring very, very slowly.)

JR-Randy Orton had a very good Payback.

King-But not an easy one.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, he can’t be fresh right now, that’s for sure.

(“The Gambler” walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The Gambler is the #1 contender to the TV title, and will be taking on Daniel Bryan.

King-But he has a chance to face the world champion here, that is a bonus if he can win here.

[Gambler and Randy Orton pace around the ring, and they lock up Randy Orton is able to hit a knee lift that doubles over the Gambler, and Randy Orton tries to whip the Gambler to the ropes. Randy Orton bounces off of the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Randy Orton bounces off of the ropes. Randy Orton ducks under a clothesline by the Gambler. The Gambler turns around, and the Gambler gets hit with a standing standing drop kick which knocks back the Gambler. The Gambler is on the ropes. Randy Orton is quickly up to his feet, and the Gambler gets hit with a few fists to the face by Randy Orton. Randy Orton tries to whip him to the ropes seemly to go for whatever move that he was going for earlier. But the Gambler stops himself from going. The Gambler with the strength advantage is able to pull back, and this sends Randy Orton over the top rope, but Randy Orton is able to land on the apron, and the Gambler turns around. Randy Orton hits a hang man which stumbles the Gambler backwards. Randy Orton climbs up to the apron, and he climbs up to the top turnbuckle. The Gambler is dazed as Randy Orton measures up, and he leaps off of the top rope, and he hits a flying cross body block that connects, but the Gambler not having taken many moves thus yet is able to throw him off of the pin uses his momentum so that he has time to get up to his feet, but before he gets on to his knee’s. Randy Orton hits a drop kick that knocks down the Gambler down to the mat, Randy Orton starts to stomp around the body of the Gambler, and then when he gets back to the head. Randy Orton sets up, and he hits his pattern knee drop to the face. The Gambler is in pain. Randy Orton is getting ready as he waits as the Gambler is getting up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, Randy Orton goes for the RKO, but the Gambler is pushes Randy Orton off. The Gambler goes for a clothesline. Randy Orton is able to duck it quickly. The Gambler continues to the ropes, and he hits a scoop power slam Randy Orton is firing up. The Gambler gets up to his feet, and once he does Randy Orton hits a running clothesline that knocks down the Gambler. The Gambler gets up to his feet, and Randy Orton hits a European upper cut. This stumbles the Gambler backwards, and he falls out of the ring, and on the apron. The Gambler is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Gambler tries to get back into the ring. Randy Orton hits a kick to the face of the Gambler. The Gambler is stunned. The Randy Orton sets up the Gambler, and he hits an inverted DDT that plants Randy Orton on the mat. Randy Orton goes for the cover on the Gambler. The ref counts the 1…………….2……………..KICK OUT by the Gambler.]

JR-Almost three there.

King-But Gambler is going to have to try to figure out how to get it together.

Kris Gaffney-Well, he is a Gambler. He has been in these situations a lot.

[Randy Orton gets up to his feet, and he questions the count, and he turns around as the Gambler is getting up to his feet, and he charges at the Gambler, the Gambler is able to side step him, and throws him against the ropes. Orton bounces off of the ropes, and the Gambler hits a standing spike spine buster that plants Randy Orton down on the mat, and the Gambler falls backwards to the ropes, and Orton is down on the mat for enough time that Gambler is now able to use the ropes to keep himself up, and rest a little bit. Obviously it’s not for enough time as Randy Orton is able to get to his feet, and he is able to come back on the Gambler with a few fists, and then few clubbing blows to the back of the head. Randy Orton whips the Gambler off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Randy Orton goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under, and the Gambler continues to the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and Randy Orton turns around right into a flying shoulder block by the Gambler which knocks him down on the mat. Randy Orton is stunned as he gets up to his feet, and he falls into the corner. The Gambler hits a few back elbows into the corner. He measures up for another one, and then puts his boot on the throat of Randy Orton. The ref counts to 4, and the Gambler lets it go, and the Gambler whips him to the opposite side of the ring. Randy Orton crashes into the corner, and he stumbles out of the corner, and Randy Orton as he is stumbling towards the Gambler takes a wild shot at the Gambler. The Gambler is able to duck it fairly easily, and he hits one belly to back suplex, rolls up and hits two belly to back suplex, a third…and finally a fourth to complete the four of a kind. The Gambler gets up, and he calls for the end of the match.]

JR-The Gambler is sensing that he’s on the path to a major upset here.

King-Putting the match away is a whole different story though.

[The Gambler calls for the end of the match, but suddenly Christian comes down to the ring side area. The Gambler turns around and is distracted, he turns around by Christian, which makes Orton get a shot at the RKO, but the Gambler is able to push off Orton. Orton goes into the ropes face first, and he stumbles backwards, and the Gambler goes for four of a kind. But Randy Orton rolls out of the back, and the Gambler turns around into an RKO! Randy Orton goes into the cover on the Gambler, and the ref counts the 1…………2………….3!]

JR-Randy Orton defeats the Gambler.

King-But not without some help

(Christian grins as the Gambler stares down his future opponent.)

(“Close Your Eyes” blasts on the PA system as Christian walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Christian like the Gambler is on his way to face Daniel Bryan.

King-This match is more to him than just building up to the TV title, but it seems like no one takes him seriously.

Kris Gaffney-What else is new?

(“Monster” blasts on the PA system as Abyss walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-We have no idea where this man’s mind.

King-But then again when did we ever?

Kris Gaffney-Just it’s in a place where many people would like to be, that’s for sure.

(“Cult of Personality” blasts on the PA system as CM Punk walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-CM Punk had an impressive win at Payback.

King-Now he’s looking to build off of that win.

Kris Gaffney-It’s not easy to get momentum, he beat Dan Godwin one time, and has he ever really reached that height again?

(“Veil of Fire” blasts on the PA system as Kane walks to the ring not looking very happy, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Kane definitely won’t be in a good mood.

King-Good reason, he was moments away from the world championship.

[Christian, Abyss, CM Punk, and Kane stand in different sides of the ring, they stare at each other. Abyss goes after Christian, Kane and CM Punk go after each other. Christian on the outside of the ring is laughing at Abyss who is looking at him from the inside of the ring. Abyss grabs Christian by the hair, and he brings up Christian up to the apron. He tries to do some sort of move, but Christian is quick to answer this by hitting a hang man which stumbles back Abyss. Abyss is stunned enough for Christian to climbs up to the top rope, and he waits for Abyss to go towards him, and Christian leaps off of the top rope, and knocks down Abyss with a drop kick. Christian gets up to his feet as Abyss is trying to get up to his feet, but before he does Christian hits a low drop kick to the side of the head, this makes Abyss roll away. Abyss gets up to his feet, and Christian kicks him in the gut as he gets up to his feet. Christian goes behind Abyss, and he turns him for the kill switch, but Abyss counters by trying to hit a belly to back suplex, but Christian is able to roll out of the back Abyss, and he runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and Abyss comes off of the ropes. Abyss grabs Christian around the throat, Abyss has him, Christian hits a few kicks to the ribs, and this finally gets Abyss to break the hold with a low blow. Abyss is in pain. Christian sets up Abyss, and hits the impaler DDT. Christian pushes Abyss on his back, and he goes into the cover. 1………..2………….kick out by Abyss. But CM Punk was there to break up any covers anyways. He takes Christian, and throws him hard into the ring post. Christian is in pain, and Abyss rolls out of the ring CM Punk falls to one knee, and seemly he’s in pain from the off the screen fight with Kane. CM Punk watches as Christian pulls himself up to his feet. Christian turns around, and CM Punk hits a few forearm shots to the face of Christian, and he whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, CM Punk hits a leg lariat that knocks down Christian. Christian goes down on the mat, he gets up to his feet. Once he gets up he turns around, and CM Punk hits a straight kick into the gut, which stumbles Christian backwards, and CM Punk goes for a clothesline over the top rope. Christian is able to side step him, and he throws CM Punk out of the ring. Christian is still stunned so he doesn’t turn around and notice that CM Punk is on his feet on the apron. Once he turns around, CM Punk uses the ropes to spring boards off of the top rope, and he hits a clothesline on Christian.]

JR-CM Punk has the advantage here.

King-Well he’s going to have to put the match away. Because he now has a clear path right now.

Kris Gaffney-Guess he’s going to have to think fast. Damn that Jericho jacket was distracting

[CM Punk waits, and he see’s CM Punk getting up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. CM Punk picks up Chrisitian for the GTS. But he turns around, and he goes right into the hand of Kane. Christian is able to slide out of the back of CM Punk, and out of the ring, CM Punk saves himself by hitting a kick to the arm of Kane breaking his grip. CM Punk runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. But he runs into the boot of Kane, Kane doesn’t look too happy as CM Punk is up fairly quickly, and he rolls into the corner. Kane waits as CM Punk gets up to his feet, and Kane hits a few fists to the face of CM Punk. He then whips him to the opposite side of the ring, and CM Punk crashes into the corner, and Kane follows it up with a clothesline in the corner, and Kane backs out of the corner. CM Punk stumbles out of the corner, and Kane pushes him backwards, and whips him off of the ropes. Kane lowers his head, and he hits a big back body drop that sends CM Punk flying through the air, and he crashes on the mat. Slowly he gets up to his feet, and once he does Kane picks up CM Punk, and puts him over his shoulder. Kane backs up into the corner, and Kane charges out of the corner, and hits a running power slam that sends CM Punk on the mat. Kane goes into the cover on CM Punk, and the ref counts the 1…………….2……………….kick out by CM Punk. Kane gets up to his feet, and he climbs to the outside of the ring, and he goes to the top rope waiting for CM Punk to get up to his feet. Suddenly Abyss comes out of no where, and shakes the ropes, and Kane crotches on the top rope, Abyss steps inside of the ring, CM Punk see’s him, and wanting to attack Kane himself with all the moves he’s hit on him charges at Abyss, but Abyss is able to side step him, and he throws him out of the ring, crashing on the floor. Abyss hits a few fists to the face of Kane on the top rope. Abyss with Kane stunned enough decides to go up to the top rope. He hooks Kane, and he hits a super plex off of the top rope! Kane, and Abyss are down on the mat, both seem as effected from that last move. Kane and Abyss slowly get up to their feet. Kane throws a fist, but Abyss ducks it. Kane turns around into Abyss hand, Abyss lifts him up, and hits his choke slam! Abyss goes into the cover on Kane, and the ref counts the 1……….2………..KICK OUT by Kane.]

JR-Kane barely kicked out there.

King- Guess Abyss’ choke slam wasn’t enough either.

Kris Gaffney-Guess that makes it all good.

[Abyss pulls up Kane, and whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, Abyss lowers his head, but Kane counters with a running DDT that plants Abyss on the mat. Christian is on the top rope, as he waits for Kane to get up, and turn towards him, once he does. Christian leaps off of the top rope, and Kane puts him on his shoulder, and tries to put him for the Tombstone, but Christian slides out of the back. Christian hooks Kane, and hits the Kill Switch on Kane! Christian see’s no one is around him, he goes into the cover 1………….2………..someone pulls him off, it’s the Gambler! The Gambler grabs Christian and throws him into the ring post. Gambler rolls out of the ring. Christian pulls himself out of the corner, and stumbles towards Kane who grabs him around the throat, and lifts him up for a choke slam! He goes inot the cover on Christian, and the ref counts the 1…………2…………3!]

JR-Christian had this match won, but seemly his actions towards the Gambler came back to bite him in the ass.

King-What else is new?

(Kane celebrates his win as we fade away with that.)