(The EMF logo flashes on the screen as we go into the Saturday Shockwave video.)

(It ends, and we go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage, and the lights turn on as fans yell, and wave their signs. Some signs say “I don’t know her name either Christian”, “Edge: For England James?”, “Re-Bourne”.)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-We are coming off a very surprising Return of an Era, and were going to see the effects of that as both Kevin Bourne and Ricky Ramon are in action.

Kris Gaffney-Should be interesting to see if they are able to get back into the groove quickly, or not.

(“Bad Company” blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring along with Tony Valentino. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The EMF veteran is a great measuring stick for a returning superstar like Kevin Bourne.

King-Just don’t leave your kid with him…he’s not good with that.

(“Pain” blasts on the PA system as Kevin Bourne walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Kevin Bourne returned at Return of an Era.

King-This guy was a talented wrestler, but you got to wonder about any ring rust.

Kris Gaffney-He’s probably wondering about it right now.

[Kevin Bourne and Dewey Pond pace around the ring, Dewey Pond goes for a fist to the face, and Kevin Bourne waits for Dewey Pond to turn around, and Kevin Bourne hits a few fists to the face. Dewey Pond backs up, and Kevin Bourne whips Dewey Pond to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Dewey Pond. Kevin Bourne bounces off of the ropes, Dewey Pond lowers his head, and Kevin Bourne hits a kick to the head. This sends Dewey Pond up in pain, Kevin Bourne takes a few moments to to taunt Dewey Pond,. Dewey Pond charges at Kevin Bourne counters with a hip toss that sends Dewey Pond down on the mat, and Dewey Pond gets up to his feet, and once he does Kevin Bourne hits a kick to the gut, and this doubles him over, and he sets up Dewey Pond, and Kevin Bourne lifts him up, and he hits a snap suplex. Dewey Pond is in a seated position, and Kevin Bourne runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and once he comes off of the ropes. He hits a drop kick to the face of Dewey Pond. Kevin Bourne hits a few stomps on the downed Dewey Pond. The ref makes him back up, and give Dewey Pond the chance to breath. Dewey Pond climbs up using the ropes, and once he does. Kevin Bourne pushes down on the back of Dewey Pond, the ref counts to 4, as Bourne is choking him with the ropes. Kevin Bourne being a face lets go without much problem. Kevin Bourne sling shots himself over the top rope, and lands on the apron, and he hits a guillotine leg drop that sends Dewey Pond falling into the ring. Kevin Bourne climbs up to his feet, and up to the top rope. Once he’s up to the top rope, he waits for Dewey Pond to get up to his feet, once he is up to his feet, he turns towards where Kevin Bourne is, and Kevin Bourne leaps off of the top rope. Kevin Bourne catches Dewey Pond with a cross body block, and Kevin Bourne holds Dewey Pond into the cover for the 1…………..2…………KICK OUT by Dewey Pond! Kevin Bourne takes a few moments to think of something else to do, as Dewey Pond rolls away, and he gets up in the corner, and once he’s up in the corner. Kevin Bourne hits a knife edge chops to the chest of Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond is stunned, Kevin Bourne before the ref can get on his case. Kevin Bourne whips Dewey Pond out of the corner, and he crashes into the corner, and Kevin Bourne hits a clothesline that smashes Dewey Pond in the corner. Kevin Bourne backs out of the corner, and Dewey Pond stumbles out of the corner, and Kevin Bourne gets under Dewey Pond, and he hooks Kevin Bourne, and he puts him on the top rope. He hits a few fists to the face, and starts to climb up to the top rope.]

JR-Dewey Pond is in trouble here.

King-This is kind of a different for a mob boss.

Kris Gaffney-Was he ever confirmed being the boss?

King-Well…considering he has Big Sal around, it’s just assumed.

[Kevin Bourne climbs up to the top rope, and he hooks Dewey Pond. Kevin Bourne goes for the super plex, but it’s countered by Dewey Pond turning into him, and he hits a cross body block. Dewey Pond crashes down on the mat, and Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne and Dewey Pond are down on the mat, both of the wrestler stunned, but obviously that Dewey Pond has taken a lot of moves so he’s just as hurt as Kevin Bourne. Both wrestler’s get up around the seven count of the ref’s standing ten count. Kevin throws a fist to the face of Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond hits a few fists to the face of Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne backs up to his feet. Dewey Pond whips Kevin Bourne off the ropes, and Kevin Bourne bounces off of the ropes. Dewey Pond goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under by Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne bounces off of the ropes. Dewey Pond catches Kevin Bourne, and hits a spinning spinebuster that plants Kevin Bourne on the mat. Kevin Bourne gets up to his feet, and he runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and leaps in the air. Dewey Pond hits a splash on Kevin Bourne, Dewey Pond goes into the cover on Kevin Bourne. The ref counts the 1…………….2………………KICK OUT by Kevin Bourne. Dewey Pond looks at the ref, and knowing that he must give himself more time, he hits a few mounted punches to Kevin Bourne. Dewey Pond picks up Kevin Bourne, and he hits a body slam, and he calls for the Pond Water Splash.]

JR-Looks like he’s going for the Pond water splash here.

King-Well, maybe he decided to add another Pond pun.

[Pond goes out of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he measures up, and he leaps off. But Kevin Bourne moves out of the way, and he crashes into the mat. Dewey Pond stumbles up, and Kevin Bourne hits the Checkmate! Kevin Bourne pushes Dewey Pond on his back, he goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………………2………………3!]

JR-Kevin Bourne wins!

King-Pond went for it all, and got nothing.

(“Keys to the City” blasts on the PA system as Trish Stratus, and Daffney walks to the ring.)

JR-Trish has been very out spoke about divas in play boy.

King-In fact she’s been like that for a while.

Kris Gaffney-Considering how she started, you’d think she would understand.

(“All Grown Up” Blasts on the PA system as Stephanie McMahon-Walker walks to the ring, she stops “Walk Idiot Walk” blasts on the PA system as Christy Hemme walks to the ring.)

JR-Well whether they want to or not, these two are linked together by Playboy.

King-I don’t think Stephanie cares about any of that, it’s about getting revenge for her friend.

[Christy Hemme and Daffney start out, and they pace around the ring, Daffney throws a fist to the face. Christy Hemme ducks under, and Daffney turns around, and Christy Hemme takes down Daffney with a head lock take down, and Christy Hemme puts on the side head lock. They put on the side head lock on the mat, and keeps on the pressure, and Daffney gets up to her feet, and she looks for a way out of the hold, and she backs up Christy Hemme to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes. Christy Hemme bounces off of the ropes, and she hits a shoulder tackle that knocks down Daffney, and Daffney gets up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet. Daffney charges at Christy Hemme, Christy Hemme counters with a hip toss that sends Daffney down on the mat. Christy Hemme waits as Daffney gets up to her feet, and Christy Hemme hits a drop kick that knocks down Daffney. Christy Hemme watches as Daffney is slow to get up to her feet, but Christy Hemme hits a slap to the face, and Daffney turns around, and Christy Hemmey hits a kick to the back that makes Daffney fall into the second rope. Christy Hemme runs to the ropes, and she comes off of the ropes. Christy Hemme comes down on the back of Daffney. Daffney head snaps back on the second rope as it’s driven into he throat Christy Hemme makes the tag to Stephanie McMahon-Walker. Christy says something to Stephanie as the two pull up Daffney, and sets up Daffney in a vertical suplex, position, and they hit a suplex on Daffney. Christy goes to the outside, and Stephanie hits a quick leg drop. Daffney rolls away, Stephanie measures up on Daffney who is in the corner. Stephanie hits a few kicks to the corner. The ref warns Stephanie, Stephanie backs up and lets Daffney have her space, and Stephanie goes back into the corner, and she sets up on Daffney, and hits a hip toss out of the corner which sends Daffney hard on the mat. Daffney is slow to get up to her feet, and is met with a few forearm shots to the face, and Daffney reels back on the ropes. Stephanie whips her to the ropes, and Daffney bounces off of the ropes. Stephanie hits a spinning spine buster that plants Daffney. Stephanie runs to the ropes, and she comes off of the ropes, and hits a diving elbow across the face. Daffney is in a seated position after the impact. Stephanie picks up Daffney, and hits a body slam. Stephanie put her near a corner. Stephanie goes to the turnbuckle, and she climbs up to the second rope, and leaps off of the ropes, and connects with a diving elbow drop that connects on the face of Daffney.]

JR-Stephanie is pulling out a lot of X-Cold’s old moves.

King-Somewhere Cena is working on his old jokes.

Kris Gaffney-And making fun of her daughter.

[Stephanie goes into the cover on Daffney, and the ref counts the 1…………..2……………..kick out by Daffney. Stephanie gets up to her feet, and she calls for the chiller. Daffney stumbles up to her feet, and Stephanie kicks Daffney in the gut, and goes for the Chiller, but since Daffney came to play, she makes Stephanie pay the price with a front Russian leg sweep that plants Stephanie McMahon-Walker into the mat. Both women are down on the mat, and they are trying to recover, as Stephanie gets up to her feet, Daffney goes for a fist to the face, But Stephanie is able to block, and she counters with a few forearm shots to the face. But it’s countered with an eye poke by Daffney. Daffney hits a jaw breaker on Stephanie. Stephanie goes down on the mat, and Daffney makes the tag to Trish Stratus. Trish Stratus smiles as she thinks that Stephanie might be prone for her to go for finisher. Stephanie McMahon-Walker gets up to her feet, and feet Trish Stratus goes for a chick kick, but Stephanie ducks it, and pushes Trish Stratus forward, and Trish hits the ropes, but is able to hang on to the ropes, and Stephanie charges at Trish Stratus, but Trish is able to counter with a kick to the face of Stephanie, Stephanie falls backwards, and Trish Stratus goes to the outside, and she climbs up to the top rope, Stephanie is dazed, and she leaps off of the top rope, and Trish Stratus catches Stephanie with a flying cross body block, and Trish Stratus holds Stephanie McMahon-Walker down (spits water in her face) for the 1………………….2…………KICK OUT!]

JR-Stephanie is not going to go down that easily, despite being in this business for a while, she might not have the in-ring experience, but she will fight you.

King-Well she better think of something to do.

[Trish Stratus gets up to her feet, she backs up, and she cheap shots Christy Hemme. Trish goes back to Stephanie who is getting up to her feet, and Trish is getting ready for the chick kick, but Hemme comes from behind, and she pushes Trish forward, Stephanie kicks Trish in the gut, and hits the Chiller on Trish. Trish takes out Daffney on the apron. Stephanie goes into the cover on Trish, and the ref counts the 1………..2……….3!]

JR-They did it!

King-Let’s Hemme *King grabs a pie, and gets in the Tebowing pose, before sitting down in the pie.*

(Stephanie still doesn’t look happy as Daffney is getting away from the ring as we go to commercial, and come back.

(“New Divide” blasts on the PA system as Ricky Ramon walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Ricky Ramon shocked everyone by showing up at Return of an Era.

King-It turns out the mystery promo had to do with him.

Kris Gaffney-Wouldn’t it be funny if one mystery promo promised someone awesome, but then put someone lame.

King-…no…

(“Monster” blasts on the PA system as Abyss walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Abyss is a monster, but a man with a lot of personal issues.

King-Yeah…how do you fix the relationship issues of a monster.

(“Close Your Eyes” blasts on the PA system as Christian walks to the ring doing his ultimate hoodie master entrance.)

JR-This guy is just a goof.

King-I’m sure Christian wouldn’t be too happy you said that JR.

[Christian, Ricky Ramon, and Abyss are on various sides of the ring, and Ricky Ramon, and Christian start to talk trash, and finally Abyss ocmes into the scene, and knocks the two smaller wrestlers down on the mat. Abyss waits as Christian is getting up to his feet, and he picks up Chrisitan in a military press, and then Abyss holds him up, and Ricky Ramon answers with a shoulder block that knocks him down on the mat, and Abyss is down on the mat. Christian, and Ricky Ramon look at each other, and both wrestlers clearly don’t like each other, but they take this moment to team up on the bigger wrestler, and Ricky Ramon, and Christian tie up Abyss, and take their shots at him. Finally the ref makes them back up as he lets Abyss out of the corner. Ricky Ramon is hit with a low blow, and he hits a kick to the gut, and Chrisitan hits a impaler DDT that plants Ricky Ramon on his back. Christian pushes Ricky Ramon on his back, and he goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………………..2……………………KICK OUT by Ricky Ramon. Christian can’t believe that he didn’t get the three count, and Christian can’t believe it. Chrisitan goes to the outside, and he climbs out of the ring, and he grabs a chair, and he brings it into the ring. Christian gets it ready, and once Ricky Ramond gets up to his feet. Christian swings for his head, but Christian ducks it, and Ricky Ramon ducks it, and he runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. He hits a flying forearm that knocks down Christian. Christian gets up to his feet, and Ricky Ramon gets up to his feet, and Christian hits a running clothesline that knocks him down on the mat. Christian. Christian goes into the corner, and tries to get Ricky Ramon to stop the momentum. But obviously he’s not going to stop, he hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Christian. Abyss is getting up to the apron, Ricky Ramon notices this, and he throws Christian right into him. Christian stumbles backwards, and Ricky Ramon picks him up, and drops him for a belly to back suplex. Christian is down on the mat, and Ricky Ramon picks up Christian, and lifts him up, and hits a body slam on him. Ricky Ramon goes into the corner, and he climbs up to the second rope, and he measures up on Christian, and he comes across Christians face with a diving elbow smash that plants Christian. Ricky Ramon goes into the cover on Christian. The ref counts the 1……………..2……………………..kick out by Christian. Ricky Ramon looks at the ref, and he decides that maybe he should go for a submission move, he lifts him up, and hits a shin breaker on Christian.]

JR-Ricky Ramon is trying to break down Christian.

King-Many people have tried, many have failed.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, he’s still alive…you call that playing the win?!

[Ricky Ramon makes Christian fall on the mat, and he hits a few elbows into the leg, and once he is down on the mat. Ricky Ramon sets up Christian, and he puts on a figure four leg lock. Christian is in pain, and then looks for a way out of the hold, but Ricky Ramon is able to use the leverage on Christian so that he doesn't have the ability to turn the leg lock around, and Christian is hanging on put he is in a lot of pain, and suddenly Abyss is in the ring, and bounces off of the ropes, and he drops a leg drop. Abyss has broken the hold, and Abyss grabs Ricky Ramon, and he throws him into the corner, and Abyss hits a few fists to the body, and he whips a few shots to the body. He then whips him to the other side of the ring, and Ricky Ramon flips in the corner, and Ricky Ramon is on the apron stunned, and Ricky Ramon stumbles on the apron, and Abyss charges at Ricky Ramon, and Abyss hits a big boot that knocks down Ricky Ramon off of the apron. Ricky Ramon flies off of the apron, and he crashes on the guard rail. He then he is down on the mat. Christian stumbles into the corner. Abyss charges at Christian in the corner. Abyss backs ou tof the corner, and he waits for Christian to stumble towards him. Abyss grabs him around the throat, and he lifts him up, and hits a choke slam on Christian. Abyss goes into the cover on Christian, the ref counts the 1............................2.................Christian puts his boot on the ropes, and this breaks up the three count.]

JR-Christian just saved himself there

King-Yeah, Ricky Ramon almost lost his return match, and he wasn’t even in the fall.

[Christian is slow to get up to his feet, and once he does Abyss grabs Christian around the throat, and he lifts him up, but Christian goes behind Abyss, and he hooks Abyss, and Christian turns Abyss. But Abyss is able to push Christian off. Christian hits hard into the mat. Ricky Ramon slides into the ring with a chair. Abyss gets hit with a chair shot to the gut that doubles him over, and sets him up. Ricky Ramon hits the Life Sentence on Abyss. Ricky Ramon goes into the cover on Abyss, and the ref counts the 1……………..2…………….3!]

JR-Ricky Ramon pulls out the win.

King-With a little help from a chair.

Kris Gaffney-It was hardcore rules, you can’t blame him.

(“Cult of Voices” blasts on the PA system as Randy Orton and CM Punk walks to the ring. The step inside of the ring.)

JR-These two are very talented.

King-And not shy of saying it either.

Kris Gaffney-Best Viper, and best in the world…really…best they got?

(“Veil of Fire” blasts on the PA system as Kane walks to the ring. “Swagga Like Us” blasts on the PA system as Mike New walks to the ring.)

JR-I got to wonder if these two can co-exist

King-I think we already have that answer.

Kris Gaffney-Big NO! Bobby Lashley style.

[Kane and Randy Orton pace around the ring, they lock up, Kane puts on a side head lock, and Randy Orton looks for a way out of the hold, and Randy Orton is able to back up into the ropes, and he whips Kane to the ropes. Kane bounces off of the ropes, and Randy Orton counters this with a drop toe hold that sends Kane face first into the mat, and he crashes into the corner. Kane is kneeling on his knee’s, and Randy Orton runs to the ropes, and he hits a boot to the face that knocks down Kane down ot the mat, and Randy Orton poses because that he thinks he has the match well in control, and Kane sits up, and gets up behind Randy Orton. Randy Orton turns around, and Kane grabs Orton around the throat, and he looks like he’s going for a choke slam, but it’s countered by Randy Orton hitting a few kicks to the gut that makes him break up the choke hold, and Randy Orton runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. Kane goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked. Randy Orton gets ready, and Kane turns around. Randy Orton hits a drop kick that knocks Kane down to a knee. Randy Orton takes a few moments to shake off the effects of the choke hold Kane had on Randy Orton. Kane gets up to his feet, and Randy Orton waits as Kane goes for a wild fist to the face of Randy Orton. Randy Orton sets up Kane, and hits a 3.0 back breaker on Kane. Randy Orton gets down, and starts to get ready for a possible RKO as Kane slowly gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Orton goes for an RKO, but Kane pushes off, and Randy Orton falls through the ropes, but CM Punk is able to tag in as Randy Orton is falling through the ropes. Kane see’s this, and tries to counter it by charging at CM Punk, but CM Punk is able to answer with a shoulder block to the gut that makes Kane stumble backwards. CM Punk measures up, and he sling shots himself up to the top rope, and once he gets up to the top rope, he leaps off, and he hits a flying clothesline that knocks down Kane. Kane is slow to get up to his feet, and CM Punk hits a kick to the side of the head, and Kane falls into the corner. CM Punk runs at Kane, and he hits a knee to the face of Kane, and CM Punk turns around, and hooks Kane up. CM Punk hits the running bulldog out of the corner that plants Kane into the mat. CM Punk pushes Kane on his back, and he goes into the cover on Kane. He hooks the leg, and the ref counts the 1……………..2……………………..Mike New comes into the ring, and he breaks up the three count.]

JR-Mike New had to bail out Kane.

King-That’s probably something he didn’t think he would be doing.

Kris Gaffney-Ever…

[CM Punk is on his knee’s, and he see’s Mike New turned around, and he is mocking the crowd, he turns around, and CM Punk uses the ropes to sling shots him over the top rope. Mike New is in the ring, and Mike New is in the corner, and CM Punk hits a few kicks in the corner, and Kane hits a clothesline to the back of the head that knocks down CM Punk. Kane hits a few stomps on the downed CM Punk as Mike New gets out of the corner, and CM Punk goes into the corner, as Kane hits a few kicks to the gut of CM Punk, and then he puts his boot to the throat of CM Punk. The ref counts to 4, and Kane lets go of the choke hold, and Kane backs out of the corner as the ref is warning Kane, Kane doesn’t really care, and has taken too many moves thus far to go for anymore, so he goes back into the corner, and he hits a few fists to the face of CM Punk. He brings CM Punk out of the corner, and he whips CM Punk off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. CM Punk leaps in the air, and he goes for a flying forearm, but Kane blocks it into a standing spine buster. CM Punk is down in pain, and Kane hits a few stomps on the downed Kane. CM Punk slowly gets up to his feet, and he stumbles up to his feet, and Kane picks up CM Punk over his shoulder, and then goes into the corner, and he runs out of the corner. He hits a running power slam into a cover, and the ref counts the 1………..2………..kick out Kane looks annoyed. He looks at Mike New, and looks even more annoyed, but he decides to tag in New, and New comes into the ring, and he hits a few stomps on the downed CM Punk. Punk tries to get up to his feet, as he’s on his hands, and knee’s and Mike New comes off of the ropes with a diving elbow drop to the back of the head. Mike New picks up the dazed Punk, and he hits a body slam on CM Punk. He goes to the outside, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he measures up on CM Punk, and he leaps off of the top rope, and connects with a splash! Mike New goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……….2……….KICK OUT by CM Punk.]

JR-Mike New almost had the pin there.

King-That would have been a surprise, no one expects Kane and New to be able to hold it together.

[New measures up, but Kane wants in. New rolls his eyes, and then he makes the tag to Kane. Kane comes into the ring, and he goes for the choke slam. CM Punk is grabbed around the throat, lifted, but CM Punk slides behind Kane, and CM Punk pushes Kane forward, Kane almost goes into Mike New, but Kane stops it. CM Punk comes from behind and hits a drop kick. Kane and New hit heads, New falls off the apron. Kane falls backwards right into a school boy by CM Punk for the 1………….2……….3!]

JR-Kane tried to stop there, but CM Punk took advantage of the situation, and was able to win this match.

King-Wonder if that’s going to make these guys even better partners.

Kris Gaffney-…I know gambling is your thing King, but I’m putting money on NO!

(CM Punk rolls out of the ring, as Kane goes after him as Shockwave goes off the air.)