EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video.)

(The lights are off in the arena as pyrotechics blasts on the stage. Once they end, the lights turn on. fans yell, and scream waving their signs. Some signs say “X’s BAD”, “Got a bad feeling”, and “can I put a diva in the Tit Panic?”)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross along Side Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-Were heading towards Return of an Era, but tonight we have quite a show headlined by the TV champion Mike New, facing the IC champion Troy Gafgen.

Kris Gaffney-It’s about pride and momentum, both of these champions will need it going into Return of an Era.

(“Bad Company” blasts on the PA system as Shawn Pond, and Big Sal walk to the ring, they step inside of the ring.)

JR-At Return of an Era, the #1 contender for the Extreme championship will have a chance to face the Rock. But tonight, his partners in his stable will try to weaken up the champion.

King-Well it’s not going to be easy, but Big Sal and Shawn Pond have a proven track record.

(“If You Smell” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks down to the ring, “Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system as Daniel Bryan walks to the ring with Angelina Love.)

JR-These two have been looking to gain some success in the tag ranks. As much as Bad Company has to gain, these two could gain a lot too.

King-Well Bryan did show at one point he was a big game player, all he needs to do is show it again.

Kris Gaffney-Not as easy as it seems.

King-How would you know?

[The Rock and Daniel Byan are going over who will start first. The Rock is able to get Bryan to back off, and he starts off the match with Big Sal. The Rock, and Big Sal pace around the ring. Big Sal finally goes for a big fist to the face, but it’s ducked under by The Rock. Big Sal turns around, and then The Rock hits a few hard fists to the face, and this backs up Big Sal. Big Sal is able to counter this with a knee to the gut that doubles over the Rock. The Rock is stunned, so Big Sal tries to whip the Rock to the ropes, and is successful in doing so. He bounces off of the ropes, and Big Sal lowers his head, and the Rock hits a kick to the face, and Big Sal stumbles around, and the Rock hits a kick to the gut, and he goes for a DDT. But Big Sal is able to block it, and he lifts up the Rock from underneath him, and Big Sal throws the Rock, but the Rock lands on his feet. Big Sal charges at the Rock, but the Rock is able to counter this with an attempt at the Rock Bottom. This is countered with a few elbows to the side of the head. The Rock stumbles backwards near the corner of the ring. Big Sal charges at the Rock, but the Rock is able tmove out of the way, and he crashes into the corner. He stumbles backwards out of the corner, and the Rock is able to use his leverage to hit a belly to back suplex that sends Big Sal crashing down on the mat. The Rock takes his time to wait for Big Sal to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Rock hits a few fists to the face, and this backs up Big Sal to the ropes, and then once he is reeling on the ropes. The Rock tries to whip Big Sal to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Big Sal. The Rock bounces off of the ropes. Big Sal ducks under, and he continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the other side of the ring as Big Sal turns around. The Rock leaps in the air, and he hits a flying clothesline that knocks down Big Sal. Big Sal gets up, and he’s really dazed. The Rock hits a few fists to the face, and then he stops on the last one. He spits on his fist, and he hits a spit punch that almost sends him flying out of the ring. Luckily his mass from him doing so. He stumbles out of the corner, and then Big Sal gets hit with a kick into the gut, and then the Rock hits a DDT. With Big Sal down, the Rock nips up, and he looks to his corner. Daniel Bryan is up on the turnbuckle ready for a tag, and the Rock goes over to the corner. He makes the tag to Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan leaps off of the top rope, and he connects with a flying head butt on Big Sal. Daniel Bryan goes into the cover on Big Sal. The ref counts the 1………………….2…………………………KICK OUT by Big Sal.]

JR-Almost three by Daniel Bryan.

King-Think of all the sandwiches he could have bought for Angelina if he won this match.

Kris Gaffney-Don’t think it would matter, she wouldn’t eat them anyways.

[Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he calls for the end of the match as he waits for Big Sal to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, Daniel Bryan tries to drive down Big Sal down with an arm bar trying to lock on the LeBell lock, but Big Sal fights it off, and he spins around, and he uses the momentum to throw Daniel Bryan shoulder first into the corner, and then he strikes the corner. He falls down on the mat in pain. Big Sal is still between the downed Daniel Bryan, and his corner, Big Sal gets up to his feet, and goes to his corner. Daniel Bryan goes for a kick to the head. Big Sal catches Daniel Bryan into a capture suplex. Big Sal gets up, and makes the tag to Shawn Pond. Shawn Pond measures up on Daniel Bryan who is getting up, and he sling shots himself on the top rope, and he leaps off with a missile drop kick that knocks down Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he hits a running clothesline that knocks down Daniel Bryan. Bryan gets up to his feet dazed. Shawn Pond hits a few fists to the face that makes him back up to the ropes, and he tries to whip Daniel Bryan to the ropes, and is successful in doing so. Daniel Bryan bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, Shawn Pond lowers his head, and hits a big back body drop that sends Daniel Bryan flying, and crashing down on the mat. Daniel Bryan gets up stunned, Shawn Pond hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over. Shawn Pond lifts up Daniel Bryan, and drives him down with a stacked power bomb for the 1……………….2……………KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan.]

JR-Almost three.

King-I think Bad Company needs to focus on the Rock a little more.

Kris Gaffney-Could be mind games.

[Shawn Pond picks up Daniel Bryan, and he whips him to the ropes, the Rock blindside tags Daniel Bryan. Shawn Pond goes for a clothesline. Daniel Bryan ducks under, and Daniel Bryan hits a kick to the back of the head. He stumbles forward right into the waiting Rock who hits the Rock Bottom. Big Sal tries to stop a pin. But he’s taken down, and put in the LeBell lock on Big Sal. The Rock goes into the cover on Shawn Pond. The ref counts the 1…………..2………….3!]

JR-The Rock and Daniel Bryan win!

("Generic Theme" blasts out as Miss Jackie makes her way out onto the ramp.)

JR: Miss Jackie had a stipulation that said she could only compete in Diva matches... but that was rescinded for one month when she became number one contender.

King: What a terrible decision... what's wrong with seeing some puppies?

Kris: Well, she deserves to be taken seriously... but it'll be fun when she goes back to it!

("Walk, Idiot, Walk" plays as her partner, Christy Hemme comes out.)

JR: Christy Hemme is one of the 2 Women's Champions.... come Sunday, there will only be one.

King: Christy will have her work cut out for her, that's for sure.

Kris: All 4 women will...

("Dirty Little Girl" plays as Mickie James makes her way out.)

JR: Mickie has seen subdued lately... her feud with Christy seems to have calmed her down...

King: Either that, or AJ is taking up our allowance of psycho.

Kris: I'm sure there's plenty to go around...

("Million Dollar Theme" plays as Natasha Jones comes out as the final competitor)

JR: Natasha Jones isn't one of the women going for the gold come Sunday.

King: Yea... you have to wonder where Nicole is...

Kris: People have been asking that all year.

(The bell rings and we start off with Miss Jackie and Natasha Jones. They lock up in the middle of the ring and then Natasha starts to hammer on Jackie, overpowering her at the beginning of the match. Natasha whips Jackie across the ring and into the ropes and then as Jackie comes back Natasha takes her down with a big clothesline. Jackie stumbles up and Natasha hits her with a DDT. Natasha stomps away on Jackie and then lifts her up and throws her into the corner where Mickie James is. Natasha charges at her, but Jackie ducks out of the way, and Natasha almost collides with Mickie. In the confusion Jackie spins Natasha around and hits a snapmere. She dropkicks Natasha in the face and goes into the cover for 1.... kick out. Jackie picks up Nat and then goes for a suplex but Natasha lands on her feet. Jackie turns around and into another big clothesline from Natasha. Natasha stalks her, calling for a Spear. Natasha charges at her but Jackie sees it coming and sidesteps. Natasha turns around but Jackie hoists her up looking for the F-Off. Natasha escapes out the back of it and then as Jackie turns around, Natasha hits a quick spear. She goes over and tags in Mickie James.)

JR: For someone so small, Natasha sure has a lot of power.

King: She's going to need it with all the people she pisses off.

(Jackie gets up to her feet holding her midsection and Mickie James fires away on her. Mickie takes Jackie down with a clothesline. As Jackie stumbles up, Mickie grabs her and hits a quick suplex. She goes to pick her up again but Jackie catches her with an elbow to the face and then Jackie hits a few hard shots before grabbing Mickie and throwing her hard into the corner. Jackie charges and clotheslines Mickie so she falls into a seated position. Jackie then reaches out and tags in Christy Hemme. Christy comes in and stomps on Mickie in the corner. She picks her up again, and hits a quick suplex into a bridge for 1....2.... kick out by Mickie James. Christy picks her up again but Mickie hits some hard right hands and backs Christy into the corner. She then hits a knife edge chop of Christy's breast. Christy looks more horrified than hurt but Mickie uses the distraction to dive across the ring and tag in Natasha Jones. Natasha comes in and as Christy comes running out of the corner she looks for a clothesline on her but Christy ducks underneath it, and then as Natasha turns, Christy kicks her in the gut and hits a DDT.)

JR: The Women's champion looking good here.

King: When doesn't she look good?

Kris: Fair point...

(Christy picks Natasha up again but Natasha rakes the eyes. As Christy stumbles Nat grabs her and positions her for the Get Bent. She lifts Christy up but Christy is able to float over, landing behind Nat and rolling her up for 1.... 2.... kick out. Christy wastes little time getting to her feet and when Nat turns around, Christy kicks her in the gut, and looks for the Twist of Fate. She's about to hit it when she's forced to let go because she sees Mickie James is in the ring. She throws some shots at Mickie, and sends her back out, but during the distraction Natasha is measuring, and Hemme turns round right into "Your Heart Won't Go On". Natasha drops into the cover for 1.... 2..... 3!)

JR: Seems that move is effective, no matter who you are.

King: But what about the other one....

Kris: Is it time to panic?

(Natasha seems to be ready to lock her submission in on Christy, but suddenly a still hurting AJ Lee is in the ring. AJ starts to hammer away on Natasha, which gives Christy time to recover. Natasha quickly over powers AJ, and hurls her out of the ring. Christy is now measuring Natasha for a Twist of Fate, but suddenly she is span round and hit with a Mick Kick from Mickie James. Mickie yells at Natasha to get out of her ring, and then raises the Women's Championship over Christy's head as we go to commercial.)

(“Hero” blasts on the PA system as Kevin Bourne walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This man over the past few months have had quite a feud with John Cena.

King-Whether it was 100 percent the way you’d like it, he still found a way to take that title off of Cena.

Kris Gaffney-Degenerate beat Troy last week, so this should be a good match.

(“Degenerate’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Degenerate walks to the irng, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Degenerate as mentioned before beat Troy Gafgen.

King-Well he’s been having some tough times, but maybe that is the win that will finally get him back to where he was.

Kris Gaffney-That’s as possible as catching Captain Jack Sparrow…or seeing a Fandango match.

[Kevin Bourne and Degenerate pace around the ring, and Kevin Bourne hits a fist to the face of Degenerate. He allows Degenerate to process that. Degenerate obviously isn’t happy, and he throws a fist to the face of Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne ducks it, and he goes to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. Kevin Bourne leaps in the air, and he hits a flying shoulder block that knocks down Degenerate. Degenerate gets up to his feet, and Kevin Bourne waits as Degenerate gets up to his feet. Once he does. Degenerate throws a wild fist to the face, and Kevin Bourne ducks it, and then he hits a belly to back suplex that puts down Kevin Bourne is down on the mat. Degenerate rolls into the corner, and then once he gets up into the corner. Kevin Bourne closes the gap between him, and Degenerate. Kevin Bourne hits a few fists to the face of Degenrate. Seeing that the ref is coming to warn him to give him space. Instead he whips him out of the corner, and Degenerate crashes into the corner. Kevin Bourne measures up on Degenerate, and he charges out of the corner, and he leaps in the air, and he hits a big splash in the corner. Kevin Bourne backs out of the corner, and Degenerate stumbles out of the corner. He sets him up, and he hits release northern lights suplex that sends Degenerate flying down on the mat. Degenerate is slow to get up to his feet. Kevin Bourne waits as Degenerate turns around, and Kevin Bourne picks up Degenerate, and he hits a falling slam that connects on Degenerate. Kevin Bourne goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. He measures up, and he leaps off for a flying elbow drop that connects on Degenerate. Kevin Bourne goes into the cover on Degenerate. The ref counts the 1………………..2………………..KICK OUT by Degenerate. Kevin Bourne gets up, and he yells at the ref about a slow count. The ref insists that it was a two count, Kevin Bourne actually pushes the ref.]

JR-Kevin Bourne should stop before he gets DQed.

King-He might have anyways.

Kris Gaffney-Unless it’s Earl Hebner…he pushed back.

[Kevin Bourne watches as the ref is considering to throw the match out, but before he does Degenerate comes from behind, and he rolls up Kevin Bourne, the ref counts the 1…………….2………Kick out by Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne gets up to his feet, and then runs right into a one man flap jack that sends him that sends him on the mat. Degenerate watches as Kevin Bourne bounces up into his knee’s. Degenerate runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and he hits a running knee to the face that knocks down Kevin Bourne down to the mat. Degenerate falls to the ropes, and he holds himself up to his feet with the help of the ropes. He rests as he’s taken the most damage so far, and then he lets Kevin Bourne get up to his feet, Bourne see’s Degenerate getting up. He charges at Degenerate. Degenerate counters by side stepping Bourne, and he throws him out of the ring, and on to the apron. Kevin Bourne gets up to his feet, and Degenerate tries to go for a fist, but Kevin Bourne is able to counter this with a shoulder block into the gut that stuns Degenerate. Kevin Bourne goes over to the turnbuckle. He climbs up to the top rope, and he measures up on Degenerate who is getting up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Kevin Bourne leaps off of the top rope, and Degenerate moves out of the way. He crashes into the mat, Degenerate motions for Kevin Bourne to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Kevin Bourne, and he goes for the D-Spike. But it’s pushed off by Kevin Bourne. Degenerate goes to the ropes. He bounces off, Bourne goes for a super kick, but it’s ducked under, and he hits a kick to the gut that doubles over, and he hits a DDT that plants Kevin Bourne in the mat.]

JR-Degenerate has Kevin Bourne on the ropes.

King-But he’s not even on his feet.

JR-It’s a saying.

Kris Gaffney-Now who’s crazy?

[Degenerate waits as Kevin Bourne gets up to his feet, and then once he gets up to his feet, Kevin Bourne gets hit with a kick to the gut that doubles him over. Kevin Bourne rolls out of the ring, and Kevin Bourne looks pissed, he goes over to the time keepers table, and grabs a chair. He rolls into the ring, the ref warns him from using the chair. Bourne is yelling at the ref, Degenerate hits a super kick that knocks down Bourne. He see’s the chair, and he grabs the chair. He smashes Bourne with the chair. The ref calls for the DQ on Degenerate, and Bourne wins.]

JR-Bourne wins.

King-I think Degenerate had enough of Bourne’s tactics.

(Bourne rolls out of the ring before Degenerate can continue the attack as Shockwave goes to commercial, and we come back.)

(“The Fire Rises/Swagga Like Us” blasts on the PA system as Mike New walks to the ring, and slides into the ring.)

JR-This man is already number one contender to the world championship, a win here would be great momentum.

King-Although he shouldn’t look past Troy Gafgen, he has had success recently.

Kris Gaffney-…as well as other interesting developments.

(“Sandpaper” by Fozzy blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks to the ring, he stops, and out skips AJ Lee. Troy continues to the ring.)

JR-This is a strange….

King-Yeah, your right, I’m not sure what to call this either.

Kris Gaffney-Just as it’s not anything towards AJ, I’m sure it won’t matter.

[Troy Gafgen and Mike New pace around the ring, and they lock up. Mike New is pushed back by Troy Gafgen into the corner, and the ref counts to 4, and Troy Gafgen backs off, and then Mike New hits a knee to the gut that stuns Mike New. Troy Gafgen hits a hard fist to the face that makes Troy Gafgen has Mike New stunned in the corner, and he tries to whip Mike New out of the corner, but it’s reversed, and Troy Gafgen crashes into the corner, and then Mike New runs to the corner. Troy Gafgen hits a boot to the face that stumbles Mike New backwards, and then Troy Gafgen charges out of the corner, and he goes for the big boot out of the corner. Mike New ducks this, and then Mike New sets up, and he goes for the House of Pain, but it’s caught by Troy Gafgen. Mike New hops on one foot, and he throws down his foot, and he hits a few fists to the face. Mike New stumbles backwards, and then Troy Gafgen tries to whip Mike New to the ropes, and then Mike New reverses the whip. He bounces off of the ropes. Mike New lowers his head, and then Troy Gafgen hits a kick to the gut that double shim over. Troy Gafgen sets him up, using his strength, and leverage, he is able to get up also big Mike New for a gut wrench suplex. Mike New hits hard on the mat, and Troy Gafgen waits as Mike New to gets up, Troy Gafgen waits some more as New turns around into a double leg take down, and Troy Gafgen measures up, and he hits the catapault that sends Mike New flying into the corner. He crashes into the corner hitting his head on the top rope. Troy Gafgen gets ready for the right moment, and Troy Gafgen charges at Mike New, and goes for a body avalaunche. But Mike New moves out of the way. Troy Gafgen hits hard into the corner, and then he stumbles out of the corner, as Mike New runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. He leaps in the air for what seems to be a cross body block. But it’s caught by Troy Gafgen, and then he drives him down into a rib breaker. Mike New rolls around in pain, and Troy Gafgen runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. He leaps in the air, and because someone is gonna get his ass whipped. Troy Gafgen hits a big splash on Mike New, Troy Gafgen goes into the cover, on Mike New. The ref counts the 1…………..2……………KICK OUT by Mike New. Troy Gafgen doesn’t look too happy, and then he puts Mike New into a sitting position, and he puts on a nerve hold as the ref goes to where Mike New is facing to make sure for whatever reason that he wants to give it up right now. Clearly Mike New isnt’ going to give up to this hold, he is looking for a way out of the hold as he tries to fight to his feet.]

JR-Troy Gafgen has been able to hold back Mike New thus far.

King-Guess the will to impress AJ is more than the will to get ready for the world title shot.

Kris Gaffney-Is it ever over, until it’s over?

King-Unless it’s you…guess not.

[Mike New gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he hits a few elbows This makes Troy Gafgen let go, and then he runs at the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and Troy Gafgen hits a spear. Troy Gafgen motions for Mike New to get up to his feet as he signals for the Crack of Dawn. But it’s blocked, Troy doesn’t look like he knows what is going ot happen from this situation. and then he throws him hard into the corner, Troy Gafgen crashes hard into the corner, and then Mike New backs up as he is stunned, Troy Gafgen is able to recover as he charges Mike New. Mike New counters with a front spine spine buster that plants him on the mat. Mike New stands in the middle of the ring, and he looks very dazed. So he falls backwards, and then he tries to find a way to keep himself up so that he might have the advantage on Troy Gafgen. Mike New falls into the ropes, and he grabs a hold of the ropes to stop the ref from having to do the standing ten count, and avoid having to take the strength away trying to get up to his feet as he recovers, and then Troy Gafgen on the mat is able to recover, and he gets up to his feet. He charges at Mike New, Mike New hits a back body drop that sends him over the top rope, and then he falls on the apron on his feet. Mike New turns around, and then Troy Gafgen goes for a shoulder into the gut, but it’s moved out of the way. Mike New hits a running knee to the face that stuns Troy Gafgen over the middle rope. Mike New is hanging on the middle rope, and then Mike New grabs Troy Gafgen out of the second rope, and then he sets up Troy Gafgen, and then he hits a ace cutter that plants Troy Gafgen.into the mat. Mike New uses this chance to rest up as Troy Gafgen tries to pull himself up his feet. Mike New waits as Troy does get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Mike New hits a running clothesline that knocks down Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen stumbles up to his feet, and he hits a running double axe handle that knocks down Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen is slow to get up to his feet.Mike New hits a few fists to the face that makes him back up to the ropes. Mike New tries to whip him off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. Mike New goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under. He continues to the ropes on the other side of the ring. Mike New hits a scoop power slam on Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen is down, so Mike New goes into the cover on Troy Gafgen. The ref counts the 1…………….2…………..KICK OUT by Troy Gafgen! Mike New pulls up Troy Gafgen, but Troy Gafgen rakes the eyes. This stuns Mike New, Troy goes for the Crack of Dawn, but it’s blocked by New. New throws Troy in the corner, Troy comes out of the corner, and goes for a clothesline. But it’s ducked under, Troy turns around, and gets hit with the House of Pain. But it’s also hit with a glancing Big boot.]

JR-New just hit his finisher.

King-But Troy thinking fast hit a move of his own.

Kris Gaffney-It’ll be a matter of whether or not that bought him enough time.

[New falls on the ropes he’s stunned, but Troy is on the mat, ready for the count. New tries to shake off the pain, and he stumbles towards Troy Gafgen. But suddenly he locks eyes with AJ Lee who gives him a crazy look. New stands there staring back. The ref finally makes AJ jump down. Mike New goes into the cover on Troy Gafgen, the ref counts the 1……………….2…………..KICK OUT by Troy Gafgen, he took too much time. Mike New gets up, and he goes into the corner determined to put away this match, and he yells for Troy to get up to his feet who is having issues getting up to his feet. Suddenly the lights go out in the arena. There are sounds, but nothing metal. The lights turn back on, and the ref is stunned on the mat, and Mike New is standing in the middle of the ring looking extremely confused on what is going on. AJ hands Troy Gafgen a chair as New’s confusion causes a distraction. He turns around with a chair shot. New stumbles around right into the Crack of Dawn! Troy throws the chair away as the ref is coming to, and pins New 1………………….2……………………..3!]

JR-Troy wins!

King-What the hell happened?

Kris Gaffney-Well….always knew Catherine liked playing doctor…but didn’t she likes to play eletrician too.

King-She does have an active imagination.

(Troy rolls out of the ring as New is on his knee’s trying to figure out what the hell just happened. Suddenly the lights turn off again as the Tron lights up with this message.)

"Behold, there was a pale horse. And upon was Death. And Hell followed after him."

(Saturday Shockwave goes off the air. )