EMF: Shockwave
	I stand at the entrance to the ring, the crowd has begun to find their seats. I see that my so called “opponent” for the night has yet to enter the ring. I just sigh Joe the sound guy: Yo, Old Man you got any music for me to play Asp: Not for a freaken “Dark Match” oh and Joe call me “Old” one more time and we shall discover if this size 14 (holding up my foot) will fit in you’re a$$ Joe: Easy Not so Young guy, BWHAHAHA I just smile and start my walk down the aisle to the ring The few crowd members seated seems to take notice me walking down towards the ring…and a mild cheer escapes their lips JR: Hey is that King: Oh man I think it is JR: YESSSSSSSSSSSS it is, it is ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPP Kris: Oh yooohooo yipeee and yahoo, WHO? JR: HAHA that a boy Kris way to get excited for the obvious return of one of the, if not the best of all time I listen to the fans as they increase their noise level with each step I take….As they seem to just know instinctively the importance of my return. A few in the crowd reconiz me and just point and quickly try to explain to their sons and daughters what they are seeing King: Question is, why is he here? JR: The answer is, to make my life a living hell Kris: No I think the STD's did that long ago I walk around the ring as the announcers continue to sprout nonsense…. I take Betty off my shoulder and step up on to the ring apron… JR: Why isn’t security removing him? I ask you why King: Guess he is officially back, and now part of the EMF I step over the top rope and take one step towards and the turn Betty over in my hand so that I have a really good grip and let her swing, she crashes into the mat with a force that rattles my arms. JR: See I told you he was bad news I told you, I told you. Just gets here and already breaking our ring! I ask for and receive a microphone from the ring announcer (who looks suspiciously like Joe the sound guy). Asp: (holding up a piece of paper) It has been 15 long years since my last match, 15 years of sitting and watching the sport of Kings, the sport of Heaven and Hell sink to depths I didn’t know possible. Superstars that could even carry the jock straps of the real men that came before them, men like Triple X, Blade, Cho, The Angry Clown, Golden Boy okay that ones a lie, GB was just like these jokers full of nothing but hot air and bullshyt. (I pause to take a breath) But those days are over, as right here (waving the piece of paper around) I hold a contract from none other than Prez Mike. Seems as if there is a blank line though, one of payment. Blank as I, the Snake, the best of ALL TIME get to fill it in. I take out my pen, and write in my cost. Once completed I roll it up and hand it to the ring announcer who takes it, and hands it off to King. King: Looks like we got our answer, he is back but at what cost to the EMF JR: Why don’t you open the contract and see? King: Oh yeah King unrolls the contract and nearly barfs at what he reads: King: It says here, “$8.6 million, or, $0 and a title shot of Asp’s choice when he chooses.” Wait, $8.6 million isn't that close to the total worth of EMF? OH NO Kris: He can’t do that, who the hell does he think he is? The Prez will never allow this I look down at JR, King and Kris and smile. Asp: Nice to see you King, JR. and whomever you are The three of them just shake their heads Asp: (back on the Microphone) I would very much appreciate it if my so called opponent Alivin Jacksssssson would come to the ring and take his A$$ whooping so I can go get the title that is rightfully mine! JR: Did Asp just call out the Champ? Does he know what Wretched Nobody will do to him Kris: Hold on JR, there’s no guaranteed Wretch will even be champ com next week, Wade is a true competitor who earned his shot at the title NOT like what the slithery snake is trying to do. At this point I have taken a seat in the corner awaiting Alivin… Nothing to do but wait and hope he shows JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 265 pounds, from Shithole City a member of Alvin and the Shitmunks, Alvin Jackson!!! (crowd boos *) [("pained Alvin Jackson noises" blasts on the PA system. Alvin Jackson limps out on the stage followed by his brothers Theodore and Simon Jackson. Theodore and Simon are questioning why Alvin is black and they are white. Alvin gets into the ring. He steps inside of the ring as breaks down in tears. ] Asp checks his boots. Alvin Jackson tests out the ropes. (the bell rings) Asp chops Alvin Jackson. Asp bounces Alvin Jackson off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. Alvin Jackson grabs Asp's head and hites him in the face. Asp grabs Alvin Jackson by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. Alvin Jackson gets hit with a back heel kick. Asp kicks Alvin Jackson on the mat. Alvin Jackson climbs to his feet. Alvin Jackson suplexes Asp. Alvin Jackson sucks chants start in the crowd. Alvin Jackson clotheslines Asp. Asp nails Alvin Jackson with a belly-to-back suplex. Asp is up again. Alvin Jackson climbs to his feet. Alvin Jackson tells Asp that he was undefeated. Asp reminds him he was never undefeated. Alvin crys. Asp with a headbutt on Alvin Jackson. Asp chops Alvin Jackson. Asp hits Alvin Jackson with an atomic drop. Asp grabs Alvin Jackson and applies an arm wrench. Alvin Jackson gets back to his feet. Alvin Jackson slaps Asp. Alvin Jackson gouges Asp's eyes out. Asp nails Alvin Jackson with a belly-to-back suplex. Asp gets up. Asp applies an arm wrench to Alvin Jackson. Asp covers Alvin Jackson hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. ...1 Alvin Jackson kicks out. Now Alvin Jackson standing. Asp lifts Alvin Jackson into the air and delivers a spine buster. Alvin Jackson pulls Asp's hair. Alvin Jackson tells Asp that he was undefeated. Asp reminds him he was never undefeated. Alvin crys. Alvin Jackson bites Asp's arm out of desparation. Alvin Jackson pokes Asp in the eyes. Alvin Jackson rakes the face of Asp in attempt to make a come back. Asp grabs Alvin Jackson by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. Asp bounces Alvin Jackson off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. Asp is back on his feet. Alvin Jackson gets up. Alvin Jackson piledrives Asp. Asp moves back to his feet. Alvin Jackson applies a boston crab to Asp. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... Asp trys to escape. ... ... Asp escapes. ] JR - Alvin Jackson almost won the match! [Alvin Jackson slaps Asp. Asp hits him with a back fist. ] JR - Alvin Jackson takes a back fist. [Alvin Jackson grabs Asp's head and hites him in the face. Alvin Jackson gets hit with a back heel kick. Asp stomps Alvin Jackson's head. Alvin Jackson gets back to his feet. Asp chops Alvin Jackson. Asp hits Alvin Jackson with an atomic drop. Asp measures Alvin Jackson up and drops a closed fist. Alvin Jackson gets up. Asp executes the brain buster on Alvin Jackson. Asp gets up. Alvin Jackson is up again. Asp hits a tiger driver on Alvin Jackson. Asp moves back to his feet. Asp suplexes Alvin Jackson. Alvin Jackson stands up. He gets dropped back down with a half standing nelson with a leg wrap. Before his eyes can come even close to popping out. He screams his lungs out, and taps out. Asp wins via submission. JR - The winner of this match, Asp!!! (We go backstage as Prez Mike has the contract. He has the straightest face possible like he's holding back something.) .::Prez Mike::.-Providing you can live up to this contract...your price of 8.6 million is fair. I accept. (We go back to the ring side area.) JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Road Van Toad!!! (crowd cheers ***) [RVT trips on the pilers that hold up the EMF tron and RVT goes rolling down to ring side ] JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 220 pounds,, JT Maverick!!! ["No One Survives" blasts on the PA system. JT Maverick walks on the stage. JT Maverick walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Road Van Toad walks around the ring. JT Maverick checks out the ring. (ring, ring, ring) Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. JT Maverick with a high crossbody on Road Van Toad. JT Maverick is back on his feet. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Road Van Toad is t-bone suplexed by JT Maverick. ] JR - Good t-bone suplex by JT Maverick. [JT Maverick stands up. JT Maverick puts Road Van Toad in an arm grapevine submission. Road Van Toad gets up. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. JT Maverick hits Road Van Toad with the back of his elbow. JT Maverick uses a closed fist on Road Van Toad. JT Maverick hiptosses Road Van Toad. JT Maverick goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 Road Van Toad kicks out. JT Maverick uses a closed fist on Road Van Toad. JT Maverick get whipped into the corner and Road Van Toad follows himin with an avalanche. Road Van Toad chants start. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. ] JR - Road Van Toad executes a back fist. [Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Road Van Toad executes the airplane spin and throws JT Maverick onto the mat. JT Maverick is back on his feet. JT Maverick get whipped into the corner and Road Van Toad follows himin with an avalanche. Road Van Toad chants start. Road Van Toad executes the airplane spin and throws JT Maverick onto the mat. Road Van Toad clotheslines JT Maverick. JT Maverick hits Road Van Toad with the back of his elbow. JT Maverick nails Road Van Toad with an inverted DDT. JT Maverick stands up. JT Maverick waits for Road Van Toad to get up to his feet. RVT hits a kick to the head to counter. RVT attempts to set up JT for a power bomb. He lifts him up, but it's blocked into a triangle Choke hold. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... Road Van Toad trys to escape. ... Road Van Toad trys to escape. ... JT Maverick tightens the hold. ... JT Maverick tightens the hold. ... ... Road Van Toad trys to escape. ... ... ... (AHHHH!) Road Van Toad taps out. JR - The winner of this match, JT Maverick!!! (The EMF logo flashes on the screen.) (The lights are turned off as pyrotechnics blasts on the Shockwave stage. They end and the lights turn on. The camera’s get a shot of the fans yelling and waving the signs, before getting a few more sweeping shots of the crowd. Then finally pulling back, and showing the location information. We get one shot of the crowd.) JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from the home of the Timberwolves. Hello again, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined tonight by Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King-We are on the road to Return of an Era. But tonight the Wretched Nobody takes on Wade Wilson. Kris Gaffney-With everything that is going to happen in the future, I’m sure that they are aware that could help momentum going into the match. King-Because that’s always important… JR-Let’s get this show started. (“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Crowd members walk out, and they throw grapes to Kenny Omegrape in the crowd. Kenny Omegrape throws it back. Kenny Omegrape jumps the railing and enters the ring.) JR-…. King-It’s the Melon Gods, it doesn’t have to make sense. Kris Gaffney-So glad for that. (“Wrath and Cowardice” blasts on the PA system. Syd Khatru walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Syd is a former Extreme Champion. King-That’s a positive way to look at it. Kris Gaffney-If you don’t have a positive out look what do you have? (Lights out, crowd waits in anticipation and then erupt in both boos and cheers for The Irish God when green smoke fills the dark arena and a spotlight shines at the top of the ramp, all when SinÃ©ad O'Connor & The Chieftains - The Foggy Dew plays throughout the arena. From the back, arms out and swinging cockily comes walking the Irish God, Lugus Cuhullin. He stops atop the ramp with his hands by his side and face looking to the ground and he raises his fists slowly making an X above his head. The Irish God slams his fists down and fireworks shoot from the ramp and lights flash green as The Irish God does quick shadowboxing with each strike fireworks shooting from the stage. He looks to the ring with his cocky smile. Fight Owens Fight” blasts on the PA system. Kevin Owens walks out on the stage with Candy following behind him. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-The former Extreme Champion could get back in the race here. King-He could if he feels like it. Kris Gaffney-You never know what [Kenny Omegrape yells eat your fruit to everyone in their corner. This doesn’t please Syd Khatru for some reason. Syd dives at Kenny Omegrape, and Kenny Omegrape is able to side step him, and he thorws him hard into Lugus Cuhullion. Lugus Cuhullion staggers backwards. He falls out of the ring along with Syd Khutru. Kevin Owens tries to attack Kenny Omegrape with a chair, but Kenny Omegrape counters with a drop kick into the chair. This sends the chair into the face of Kevin Owens. Kevin Owens staggers around the ring. Kenny Omegrape is able to to drop Kevin Owens with a Willy Wonka's Fruit-Flavored Gobstopper. Kevin Owens falls down on the mat. Kenny OMegrape goes itno the cover on Kevin Owens’ The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2….Lugus Cuhullion attempts to break up the cover, but at the last moment Kenny OMegrape is able to move out of the way. This breaks up the pin attempt.] JR-Kenny Omegrape seems to know what is coming his way tonight. King-That’s because he has god on his side. Kris Gaffney-Always good to have that as an ally. [Kenny OMegrape grabs Lugus Cuhullion, and he attempts to throw Lugus into the corner, but it’s reversed by Lugus. And he crashes into the corner shoulder fist, and he falls out of the ring. Lugus Cuhullion turns around, and Syd Khatru blasts him with a super kick this makes him stagger backwards. Lugus Cuhullion attempts to use this to go for a round house kick, and this is ducked under. Lugus Cuhulloin gets hooked, and dropped with the Dukkah.] JR-Syd Khatru gets in a few moves. King-That might only be the start. Kris Gaffney-Only it the Melon Gods say so, right? King-That’s right. [Syd Khatru gets up to his feet, but out of no where Kevin Owens connects with a chair shot that puts down Syd Khatru. Kevin Owens waits for Lugus Cuhullion to get up to his feet, but out of no where Kevin Owens gets blasted with a round house kick to the side of the head. Lugus hooks Kevin Owens, and he connects with a german suplex.] JR-Lugus lands with the round house kick. Kris Gaffney-Why couldn’t he do that earlier? King-He’s a god, it doesn’t matter. [Lugus goes to the outside of the ring, he climbs up to the top rope, and he goes for the blessing from above. But Kevin Owens moves out of the way. Lugus gets up and gets hit with the geese lightning. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Lugus. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…………3!!] JR-Lugus took a chance, and it did not pay off. Kris Gaffney-For anyone….other than Kenny. King-Guess the gods had a meeting, and that’s what they said was going to happen. (“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage, he nods to the crowd and he does the “yes” taunt to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-With a TV shot coming up, Daniel Bryan knows a thing or two about that title. King-Not to mention submission. Kris Gaffney-Which is why it’s going to be an interesting match. Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage. JR-That’s true, it seems that Ricky Vegas has prided himself on submission. King-You’d think it would be a high risk move with all his gambling. Kris Gaffney-Guess he just likes to win. King-Can’t argue with that. [Daniel Bryan and Ricky Vegas pace around the ring, they lock up. Daniel Bryan lock ups up with Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas is able to put on an arm bar. Ricky Vegas holds on the pressure. Daniel Bryan backs up into the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Ricky Vegas hits a bounces off of the ropes, Ricky Vegas connects with an arm drag that sends him flying back, and he crashes down on the mat. Daniel Bryan is slow to get up to his feet. Ricky Vegas picks him up, and he drops him with a body slam. Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and he lifts him up and he drops him with a body slam. Daniel Bryan is slower to get up to his feet. Ricky Vegas hits another body slam that completes the three of a kind. Daniel Bryan is down on the mat. Ricky Vegas goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2..KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan. Ricky Vegas puts Daniel Bryan into a chin lock. Daniel Bryan looks for a way out of the hold as he gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Daniel Bryan hits a elbow to the gut. Daniel Bryan whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Daniel Bryan goes for a hip toss, but it’s countered by Ricky Vegas with DDT. Daniel Bryan face bounces off of the mat. Ricky Vegas waits for Daniel Bryan to get up to his feet, and he runs towards Daniel Bryan, and he connects with the full house.] JR-Daniel Bryan seemed to be in trouble here. King- What else is new. [Ricky Vegas attempts to go for Viva Las Vegas, Daniel Bryan is able to roll out of it, and he counters with an arm breaker that puts down Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas is hodling his arm as he gets up to his feet. Daniel Bryan is able to hit a kick to the side of the head, and Ricky Vegas doesn’t go down, and Daniel Bryan hits another kick to the side of the head that puts down Ricky Vegas. Daniel Bryan goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2……KICK OUT by Ricky Vegas!!] JR-Ricky Vegas kicks out!! King-That was close. Kris Gaffney-Wonder what the Gambler would say to this match. [Daniel Bryan goes into the corner, and he measures up on Ricky Vegas as he is slow to get up to his feet as he pumps up the crowd. Daniel Bryan runs out of the corner. He goes for the running knee, but Ricky Vegas is able to surprise him by catching his knee, turning him over, and locks in the black jack. Daniel Bryan is able to roll through this sends him to the turnbuckle, but Ricky Vegas holds on, Daniel Bryan counters again with a roll through, but this only puts him in the middle of the ring and keeping hold of the hold, and he grape vines the leg. Bryan has no choice but to tap out finally. Ricky Vegas wins via submission.] JR-Daniel Bryan had every counter, but Ricky Vegas just didn’t want to let go. King-Sometimes you can’t do anything about someone who just doesn’t want to let go. Kris Gaffney-Should I make a pin reference? King-Not yet. As the lights go out in the arena, The State of Massachusettes cranks through the speakers. An orange spotlight illumiates the top of the ramp, highlighting the figure of Tommy Malone gives the crowd their first glimpse of the Irish Renegade. Standing with his back toward the ring, Tommy is wearing a black leather jacket that has the Irish Flag spray painted on the back of it, his arms out toward his side, thumb and finger sticking out in a gun like gesture. Tommy turns around and makes his way toward the ring, a slightly cocky strut. Covering the bottom have of his face is a custume made Irish flag with "Real IRA" painted on the mask. Malone reaches the ring, jumping up on the apron and looking around the arena at the crowd. With a swooping jump Tommy launches himself over the top rope into the ring, heading right for the turnbuckle where he climbs it and points finger guns out toward the crowd. JR-Tommy Malone was World Champion a month ago. King-He hasn’t had the best of luck since, but maybe he can change it here. Kris Gaffney-One would hope. Orange looks around the arena, slowly pulls one hand out of his pocket and holds it just above his bellybutton and gives a lazy thumbs up before making his way down the ramp with his hands back into his pockets. Once at the ring, he slowly rolls under the ropes all the way to the middle of the ring where he does a kip-up with his hands still in his pocket. He walks to his corner giving a lazy thumbs up waiting for the match to begin.) JR-Orange Reign on the other hand has been able to hold on to his championship. King-The only question is whether he’s conscious of it. Kris Gaffney-I’m sure when he wants to, he will. [Tommy Malone stands in the middle of the ring. Orange Reign falls down on the mat as he’s asleep. Orange Reign gets hit with a boot to the face that knocks Orange Reign backwards. Tommy Malone waits for Orange Reign to get up to his feet. Tommy Malone kicks Orange Reign in the gut, and he hooks him and he drops him with a snap suplex that puts down Orange Reign. Tommy Malone gets up to his feet, and he drops an elbow on the downed Orange Reign. Tommy Malone goes into the cover on Orange Reign. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2.KICK OUT by Orange Reign. Tommy Malone puts the arm of Orange Riegn on the mat. Tommy Malone jumps in the air, and he comes down on the arm with a knee drop, and then another one. Tommy Malone holds on an arm bar, and he looks for a way out of the hold, he gets up to his feet, and he backs up Tommy Malone to the ropes, and he whips him off of the ropes. As Tommy Malone bounces off of the ropes, Orange Reign goes for a clothesline, he ducks under. Orange Reign turns around right into the Irish Stun gun.] JR-Orange Reign’s…unique offense hasn’t worked thus far. King-That’s because he hasn’t gone into focused mode. Kris Gaffney-If that’s a thing. [Orange Reign is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Tommy Malone goes for the liberation driver off of the second rope. Orange Reign ducks under. Tommy Malone lands on his feet and he turns around right in time to see the Orange Punch coming towards his face, but can’t move out of the way fast enough, and it drops him.] JR-Orange Reign with the Orange Punch. King-You know what happens after that, right? [Orange Reign hooks Tommy Malone for the Mouse trap, but before he can Tommy Malone lifts up, and drops him with a front slam. Tommy Malone climbs himself up to the second rope. Tommy Malone jumps off, and he connects with the liberation driver. Orange Reign seems out of it (but when does he not?). Tommy Malone goes into the cover on Orange Reign. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2………….3!!] King-I knew that’s what happens after that. Kris Gaffney-…….. (“Game On” blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Tony Ikeda tonight has a chance to stay off a rematch for the former IC champion or his match will be a triple threat. King-Somewhere a certain Vargas doesn’t see where he can lose. Kris Gaffney-Of course he doesn’t. As the lights go out in the arena, In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly brings the arena to life with its opening organ. When the first licks of the guitar hit the speakers, Brandon Leno is seen standing on the stage, back to the ring with his arms stretched out to the side, head toward the sky. Different colored spotlights dance around him. Leno is wearing an acid wash jean jacket with an outline of a woman with psychedelic butterfly wings printed on the back of the jacket. Leno nods his head back and forth to the music as he turns around, aviator sunglasses on his face. Leno has his tie dyed tights on with Mr. Psychedelic printed across the back. Indica accompanies him down the ramp as he struts his way to the ring, grooving to the music. Len jumps onto the apron and gets into the ring. Once in the ring he goes to the turnbuckle, climbs the second rope and starts dancing to the music, trying to get the crowd involved. JR-This is new life for Brandon Leno. King-It’s all moot though if he doesn’t win. Kris Gaffney-That’s always the key point. [Tony Ikeda and Brandon Leno pace around the ring. Brandon Leno lock up, and Tony Ikeda tries to push him backwards. Brandon Leno hits a knee lift into the gut that doubles over. Brandon Leno whips him to the ropes. Tony Ikeda bounces off of the ropes. Brandon Leno hits a back eblow to the face that knocks down Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet. Brandon Leno takes down Tony Ikeda down with a double leg take down. Brandon Leno goes for the sharpshooter, but Tony Ikeda is able to struggle out of it, and he kicks off Brandon Leno into the corner. Brandon Leno hits hard into the corner. Tony Ikeda gets up, and he runs towards Brandon Leno towards Brandon Leno, but Brandon Leno is able to counter with a back elbow to the face that knocks back Tony Ikeda. Brandon Leno is able to pull himself up to the second rope, and he hooks him, and he drops him with a front face lock, and he goes for a tornado DDT. But Tony Ikeda is able to push him off. Brandon Leno lands on his feet. Tony Ikeda tries to attmpt to attack Brandon Leno, but Leno is able to counter with a super kick that knocks down Tony Ikeda. Brandon Leno goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda!! Brandon Leno puts him into a seated position, and he connects with a elbow to the face. Brandon Leno puts him into a chin lock. Brandon Leno holds on the pressure.] JR-Tony Ikeda walked right into the super kick. King-I guess that he’s going to have to figure out another way to take control of the match. Kris Gaffney-Think he’s regretting being on the Melon Gods bad side. King-Everyone is. [Tony Ikeda is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet he is able to drop down with a jaw breaker that makes Brandon Leno stagger backwards in pain, and he gets up to his feet, and he runs towards Tony Ikeda after recovering. Brandon Leno is able to hook him, and he drops him with a full nelson slam. Tony Ikeda falls backwards into the ropes. He holds himself up on the top rope trying to recover. After a few moments is able to recover. Brandon Leno raises up, and he runs at Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda is able to counter with a hot shot that sends Brandon Leno down on the mat. Tony Ikeda waits for Brandon Leno to stagger towards him. Brandon Leno gets grabbed by his arm, and Tony Ikeda brings him towards him, and he connects with a short arm clothesline that puts down Brandon Leno. Tony Ikeda waits for Brandon Leno to get up to his feet. Brandon Leno is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Brandon Leno is able to whip him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Tony Ikeda is able to scoop him up, and he drops him with a power slam. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2………KICK OUT by Brandon Leno.] JR-Tony Ikeda has Leno on the ropes. King-Maybe this won’t work out as Leno planned. Kris Gaffney-It’s not looking good. [Tony Ikeda gets ready for Brandon Leno who is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Tony Ikeda hooks Brandon Leno, but he is able to twist around, and tries to hook on the Acid Trip, but Tony struggles, and using that. Leno kicks Tony backwards. Tony hits into the corner hard. He staggers out of the corner. Leno hooks Tony with a small package. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2………..3!!] JR-Leno caught Tony off guard, he had enough to use it against him to get the pin and the win. King-That should put him on track. (“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-Zack Ryder is always a competitor in the thick of title runs. King-That’s why he’s a grand slam champion. Kris Gaffney-I’m sure there is a troll that would disagree. (“Cult of personality” blasts on the PA system. CM Punk walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-CM Punk is also a grand slam champion. King-He’s also the bane of Dan Godwin’s existence. Kris Gaffney-Anything to get one over on Godwin. (“Judas” blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks to the ring with AJ Lee skipping around him. Troy Gafgen steps inside of the ring. The song Attitude by the Misfits hits the loudspeakers. A montage of Sythe's most hardcore moments hits the big screen. Sythe runs out with a series of green pyrotechnics..CHYOO-CHYOO-CHYOO..firing into the air. He plays air guitar on the whiskey bottle he's holding before ceremoniously turning it up for the crowd. He high fives a few fans before heading down the ramp to the ring.) JR-Troy Gafgen has a chance to regain the IC championship. Kris Gaffney-Like Leno, he has to win here. King-He did win against Kenny Omegrape, so maybe the Melon Gods have a plan for him. [Zack Ryder is trying to pump the crowd up. Troy Gafgen is being told by AJ to attack. Troy Gafgen goes for a big boot to the face of Zack Ryder, but Zack Ryder is able to duck under. CM Punk and Sythe brawl on the other side of the ring. Zack Ryder bounces off of the ropes, and he jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying forearm shot to the face that knocks him backwards. Zack Ryder hooks Troy Gafgen with a small package. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..KICK OUT by Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen gets up to his feet, and he drops him with a reverse neck breaker that puts down Troy Gafgen. Zack Ryder is able to see that Troy Gafgen is in the corner. Zack Ryder runs otwards the corner, and he connects with a clothesline in the corner. Troy Gafgen staggers around, and he falls into the corner.] JR-Troy Gafgen might be in trouble here. King-AJ could save him. Kris Gaffney-But then it wouldn’t be about her. King-True, and she’s not going to do anything that doesn’t involve her. [Zack Ryder goes for the Browski boot, But Troy Gafgen is able to block it, and he turns towards the corner. CM Punk comes into the picture, and he connects with a knee to the face, and CM Punk hooks him into a head lock, and he connects with a bulldog to Zack Ryder. CM Punk see’s that Troy Gafgen to get up to his feet. CM Punk connects with a clothesline that sends him flying over the top rope, and he crashes into the corner. CM Punk turns towards Troy Gafgen gets up to his feet. CM Punk lifts up Troy Gafgen. He lifts him up on his shoulders. Troy Gafgen is able to slide out of the back. Troy Gafgen runs towards the ropes. Troy Gafgen bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen gets hit with a leg lariat that puts him down on the mat. CM Punk hits a few stomps on the downed Troy Gafgen.] JR-CM Punk has come out of no where. King-He really wants to win the World Championship. Kris Gaffney- Maybe they will give him his ice cream bars then. King-Or it’ll make Dan Godwin lose his hair…again. [On the outside of the ring Troy Gafgen tries to whip Sythe to the ring post, but it’s reversed by Sythe is able to reverse it. Troy Gafgen hits his ring post. He staggers around. Troy Gafgen hits a kick to the ribs of Sythe. Troy Gafgen is stunned. Sythe is able to climb up to the apron. Sythe climbs up on the apron, he jumps off, but Troy Gafgen is able to duck under, and he is able to hook him, and he drops him with the chaos maker.] King-I knew that was a mistake by Sythe. Kris Gaffney-Always one step ahead of us. King-Yes. [Troy throws Sythe into the ring. He gets a chair, and tries to get into the ring. But Zack Ryder hits Troy’s chair with another chair, and Troy falls off of the apron. Sythe goes for a side kick. Ryder ducks. Sythe turns right into the Rough Ryder by Zack Ryder. Sythe is down. Ryder goes itno the cover on Sythe. The ref counts 1………..2………3!!] JR-Sythe attempted to take advantage, and it didn’t work out for him as he planned. King-Unless he plans often to get owned. Kris Gaffney-One would hope not. (The ring is full with the Divas that Catherine ordered to be in the Battle Royal earlier tonight, and the match is about to start when suddenly "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Miley Cyrus plays over the PA System. The divas in the ring seem surprised Laura would come out, and it soon becomes clear she's working as a manager for the final entrant, Miley Cyrus! Mickie James does not look happy with this development as Miley gets into the ring and the bell sounds. Miley runs straight at Mickie and hammers away and all hell breaks loose with all the Divas working each other over with fists. Amy Dumas is exchanging blows with Natasha briefly, but then Kelly Kelly attacks Amy from behind. Natasha is distracted by something and then as she turns around and sees Fyre, she mistakes her for Amy, and delivers "Your Heart Won't Go On!" to Fyre. She then looks a bit confused, but still scoops Fyre up and throws her over the top rope. Meanwhile, Trish Stratus nails Stratusfaction on Joy Giovanni before eliminating her. Lacey Von Erich and Madison Rayne are teaming up to work over Christy Hemme, but she battles back and takes both down with a double clothesline. Both women stumble up and Hemme throws out Lacey whilst Nikki Bella eliminates Madison. Kelly Kelly comes over and throws some right hands at Hemme, trying to avenge her former team mates, but then Nikki Bella spins Kelly around, scoops her up and nails the Rack Attack. Nikki then throws out Kelly Kelly.) JR: The field is thinning out pretty quickly. King: Much like Velvet Sky did before the Royal Rumble... Kris: Don't remind us! (AJ Lee comes flying off the top rope and takes down Velvet Sky with a headscissor. She then comes face to fact with Amy Dumas, and starts freaking out about being in the ring with her idol. The distraction allows Mickie James to sneak up behind Amy and apply the Vaginal Claw! Amy shrieks and Mickie gets back to her feet, licking her fingers. Amy lunges at Mickie and clotheslines her over the top rope, but Amy's momentum takes her over as well. They both land on the apron and are exchanging blows when Miley Cyrus runs over and drop kicks Mickie. Mickie flies off the apron but takes Amy with her and both of them crash to the outside. Miley smirks at getting revenge on Mickie, but is then planted with a Beauty Mark by Velvet Sky! Velvet throws Miley out of the match and taunts Laura afterwards. Laura jumps onto the apron and Velvet starts yelling at her. Velvet turns away and Laura reaches into the ring and spanks Velvet. Velvet turns around looking angry and in the distraction, Nikki Bella dumps her out of the ring. Nikki is spun round and Natasha connects with Your Heart Won't Go On and starts yelling at Nikki as she is down on the floor. Maria Kanellis meanwhile has AJ Lee down in the corner and runs over and hits a Bronco Buster.... but AJ kicks her away, right into a TNT from Tiffany! Tiffany hurls Maria out of the ring. She then stalks Trish Stratus who is exchanging blows with Natasha Jones. Natasha hits a hard shot which spins Trish round and into a TNT of her own! Tiffany hurls Trish out too, but then AJ Lee grabs Tiffany from behind and applies the Black Widow Hold! Natasha watches as Tiffany struggles in the hold, but she hasn't noriced Christy Hemme who spins Natasha round and nails the Twist of Fate! AJ breaks the hold on Tiffany and throws her out of the ring.) JR: And now we are down to 4.... Natasha Jones, Nikki Bella, AJ Lee and Christy Hemme. King: Never would have guessed that final 4... Kris: This whole match is just a lesson in how lucky John Cena is.... (Natasha is down but AJ and Christy start exchanging punches and can't eliminate her. Nikki Bella gets back up and picks up Natasha, and drops her with the Rack Attack! Nikki is about to eliminate Natasha when she notices that Christy and AJ have brawled over to near the ropes. She rushes over and pushes them both over the top, but they both land on the apron. AJ and Christy continue to exchange blows on the apron. Suddenly, Rebecca Michelle appears at ringside and pulls Christy Hemme to the floor, eliminating her. AJ Lee hits a hangtime on Nikki Bella and re-enters the ring. AJ runs and connects with a big kick to the head on Nikki, taking her down. She then grabs Natasha, who was recovering, and applies the black widow. Natasha struggles against the hold..... and tries to power out, but she can't, and she starts fading. Natasha Jones seems to pass out. AJ Lee breaks the hold but Nikki Bella has been waiting for her, and just hurls her straight out of the ring to the floor below. Nikki jumps up and down celebrating and is just about to pick up the lifeless Natasha when "Bad, Bad Man" plays over the PA System, and John Cena comes out onto the ramp with a microphone.) Cena: I hate to do this.... and kill the finish of a match.... but I have to inform everyone that I have never had relations with that woman! Nikki Bella should not be in this match.... she is not a valid entrant... and therefore, Natasha Jones is the winner! (Natasha's music plays as she is declared the winner, but she is still unconscious and doesn't even realise it as we go to commercial). We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays. Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves! Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere with Azar Vulcan walking behind him. Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the four Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY! Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner. JR-Last week the Wretched Nobody suffered a upset. King-I’m thinking the only person that might be upset is Wade. Kris Gaffney-Well Logan’s here, so I’m sure he can’t be that upset. (“X is gonna bring it to you” blasts on the PA system as Wade Wilson walks out on the stage with Logan Riley. Wade Wilson enters the ring.) JR-These two teams should be facing each other soon. King-Like any match, he shouldn’t be looking past this one. Kris Gaffney-For the reason I already mentioned, I think that’s going to be hard. [Wade Wilson and the Wretched Nobody stare down each other as the corner men are giving advice. Wade Wilson locks up. Wade Wilson gets pushed towards corner. Wade Wilson ducks under a splash by the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody hits into the corner. He staggers out of the corner. Wade Wilson runs to the ropes. He jumps in the air for a cross body block, but the Wretched Nobody is able to catch him. The Wretched Nobody holds him for a few moments, and he drops him with a rib breaker. Obviously this makes Wade Wilson in a lot of pain. The Wretched Nobody hits a few stomps on the downed Wade Wilson. Wade Wilson is slow to get up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody grabs Wade Wilson and he holds him into a bear hug for a few seconds obviously causing a lot of pain from Wade. Then The Wretched Nobody runs towards the corner, and he crushes him in the corner with a shoulder block in the corner. The Wretched Nobody is able to back out of the corner, and he connects with a splash in the corner.] JR-The Wretched Nobody is giving Wade Wilson issues. King-Andrew Garfield where are you when you are needed. Kris Gaffney-Probably crying about Mark Zuckberg. [The Wretched Nobody grabs his hand up, The Wretched Nobody waits for Wade Wilson staggers out of the corner. Wade Wilson gets picked up by his throat, but Wade is able to get out of the Wretched Nobody’s grip, and Wade Wilson drops him on his head with a DDT. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody takes a few moments to rest up. The ref starts his standing ten count. 1………..2…………….3…………4……..both wrestlers struggles to get up to their feet……….5…………6…….The Wretched Nobody is up to his feet. Wade Wilson runs towards him. The Wretched Nobody hits a drop toe hold that sends him flying through the air. He crashes into the ropes. The Wretched Nobody is slow to get up to his feet. Wade Wilson runs towards the ropes, and he jumps through the ropes, and he connects with a 69 on the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody staggers backwards, and Wade Wilson kicks him in the gut, and he drops him with a back breaker on the Wretched Nobody. Wade Wilson goes itno the cover on the Wretched Nobody. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2……KICK OUT by the Wretched Nobody!!] JR-The Wretched Nobody kicks out. King-I think everyone knows that it’s not easy to beat the Wretched Nobody. Kris Gaffney-I’m sure there is a joke that relates that same sentiment to the team of Logan and Wade. [Wade Wilson kicks him in the gut as the Wretched Nobody gets up, and he attempts to hook on the deadpool, but Wretched Nobody powers out. Wade hits into the ref, the ref goes down, but not out. Wade gets ready to go for the Deadpool again, but out of no where Azar blasts him with the Money Maker. Logan steps inside of the ring. Thinking that he’s trying to interfere for his partner, The Wretched Nobody grabs him around the throat. Wade attacks Wretched Nobody, and a huge brawl starts with both teams. The ref has recovered not realizing what going on seeing a huge brawl between competitors and non competitors throws out the match.] JR-This has gotten out of control. King-You have gotten out of control!! (There are various backstage workers trying to separate the two teams, but not having much luck as Shockwave goes off the air.)

EMF: Shockwave

I stand at the entrance to the ring, the crowd has begun to find their seats. I see that my so called “opponent” for the night has yet to enter the ring. I just sigh Joe the sound guy: Yo, Old Man you got any music for me to play

Asp: Not for a freaken “Dark Match” oh and Joe call me “Old” one more time and we shall discover if this size 14 (holding up my foot) will fit in you’re a$$

Joe: Easy Not so Young guy, BWHAHAHA

I just smile and start my walk down the aisle to the ring The few crowd members seated seems to take notice me walking down towards the ring…and a mild cheer escapes their lips

JR: Hey is that

King: Oh man I think it is

JR: YESSSSSSSSSSSS it is, it is ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPP

Kris: Oh yooohooo yipeee and yahoo, WHO?

JR: HAHA that a boy Kris way to get excited for the obvious return of one of the, if not the best of all time I listen to the fans as they increase their noise level with each step I take….As they seem to just know instinctively the importance of my return. A few in the crowd reconiz me and just point and quickly try to explain to their sons and daughters what they are seeing

King: Question is, why is he here?

JR: The answer is, to make my life a living hell

Kris: No I think the STD's did that long ago

I walk around the ring as the announcers continue to sprout nonsense…. I take Betty off my shoulder and step up on to the ring apron…

JR: Why isn’t security removing him? I ask you why

King: Guess he is officially back, and now part of the EMF

I step over the top rope and take one step towards and the turn Betty over in my hand so that I have a really good grip and let her swing, she crashes into the mat with a force that rattles my arms.

JR: See I told you he was bad news I told you, I told you. Just gets here and already breaking our ring! I ask for and receive a microphone from the ring announcer (who looks suspiciously like Joe the sound guy).

Asp: (holding up a piece of paper) It has been 15 long years since my last match, 15 years of sitting and watching the sport of Kings, the sport of Heaven and Hell sink to depths I didn’t know possible. Superstars that could even carry the jock straps of the real men that came before them, men like Triple X, Blade, Cho, The Angry Clown, Golden Boy okay that ones a lie, GB was just like these jokers full of nothing but hot air and bullshyt. (I pause to take a breath) But those days are over, as right here (waving the piece of paper around) I hold a contract from none other than Prez Mike. Seems as if there is a blank line though, one of payment. Blank as I, the Snake, the best of ALL TIME get to fill it in. I take out my pen, and write in my cost. Once completed I roll it up and hand it to the ring announcer who takes it, and hands it off to King.

King: Looks like we got our answer, he is back but at what cost to the EMF

JR: Why don’t you open the contract and see?

King: Oh yeah

King unrolls the contract and nearly barfs at what he reads:

King: It says here, “$8.6 million, or, $0 and a title shot of Asp’s choice when he chooses.” Wait, $8.6 million isn't that close to the total worth of EMF? OH NO

Kris: He can’t do that, who the hell does he think he is? The Prez will never allow this I look down at JR, King and Kris and smile.

Asp: Nice to see you King, JR. and whomever you are The three of them just shake their heads

Asp: (back on the Microphone) I would very much appreciate it if my so called opponent Alivin Jacksssssson would come to the ring and take his A$$ whooping so I can go get the title that is rightfully mine!

JR: Did Asp just call out the Champ? Does he know what Wretched Nobody will do to him

Kris: Hold on JR, there’s no guaranteed Wretch will even be champ com next week, Wade is a true competitor who earned his shot at the title NOT like what the slithery snake is trying to do.

At this point I have taken a seat in the corner awaiting Alivin… Nothing to do but wait and hope he shows

JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 265 pounds, from Shithole City a member of Alvin and the Shitmunks, Alvin Jackson!!! (crowd boos ***)

[("pained Alvin Jackson noises" blasts on the PA system. Alvin Jackson limps out on the stage followed by his brothers Theodore and Simon Jackson. Theodore and Simon are questioning why Alvin is black and they are white. Alvin gets into the ring. He steps inside of the ring as breaks down in tears. ]

Asp checks his boots. Alvin Jackson tests out the ropes. (the bell rings) Asp chops Alvin Jackson. Asp bounces Alvin Jackson off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. Alvin Jackson grabs Asp's head and hites him in the face. Asp grabs Alvin Jackson by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. Alvin Jackson gets hit with a back heel kick. Asp kicks Alvin Jackson on the mat. Alvin Jackson climbs to his feet. Alvin Jackson suplexes Asp. Alvin Jackson sucks chants start in the crowd. Alvin Jackson clotheslines Asp. Asp nails Alvin Jackson with a belly-to-back suplex. Asp is up again. Alvin Jackson climbs to his feet. Alvin Jackson tells Asp that he was undefeated. Asp reminds him he was never undefeated. Alvin crys. Asp with a headbutt on Alvin Jackson. Asp chops Alvin Jackson. Asp hits Alvin Jackson with an atomic drop. Asp grabs Alvin Jackson and applies an arm wrench. Alvin Jackson gets back to his feet. Alvin Jackson slaps Asp. Alvin Jackson gouges Asp's eyes out. Asp nails Alvin Jackson with a belly-to-back suplex. Asp gets up. Asp applies an arm wrench to Alvin Jackson. Asp covers Alvin Jackson hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. ...1 Alvin Jackson kicks out. Now Alvin Jackson standing. Asp lifts Alvin Jackson into the air and delivers a spine buster. Alvin Jackson pulls Asp's hair. Alvin Jackson tells Asp that he was undefeated. Asp reminds him he was never undefeated. Alvin crys. Alvin Jackson bites Asp's arm out of desparation. Alvin Jackson pokes Asp in the eyes. Alvin Jackson rakes the face of Asp in attempt to make a come back. Asp grabs Alvin Jackson by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. Asp bounces Alvin Jackson off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. Asp is back on his feet. Alvin Jackson gets up. Alvin Jackson piledrives Asp. Asp moves back to his feet. Alvin Jackson applies a boston crab to Asp. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... Asp trys to escape. ... ... Asp escapes. ]

JR - Alvin Jackson almost won the match!

[Alvin Jackson slaps Asp. Asp hits him with a back fist. ]

JR - Alvin Jackson takes a back fist.

[Alvin Jackson grabs Asp's head and hites him in the face. Alvin Jackson gets hit with a back heel kick. Asp stomps Alvin Jackson's head. Alvin Jackson gets back to his feet. Asp chops Alvin Jackson. Asp hits Alvin Jackson with an atomic drop. Asp measures Alvin Jackson up and drops a closed fist. Alvin Jackson gets up. Asp executes the brain buster on Alvin Jackson. Asp gets up. Alvin Jackson is up again. Asp hits a tiger driver on Alvin Jackson. Asp moves back to his feet. Asp suplexes Alvin Jackson. Alvin Jackson stands up. He gets dropped back down with a half standing nelson with a leg wrap. Before his eyes can come even close to popping out. He screams his lungs out, and taps out. Asp wins via submission.

JR - The winner of this match, Asp!!!

(We go backstage as Prez Mike has the contract. He has the straightest face possible like he's holding back something.)

.::Prez Mike::.-Providing you can live up to this contract...your price of 8.6 million is fair. I accept.

(We go back to the ring side area.)

JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Road Van Toad!!! (crowd cheers *****)

[RVT trips on the pilers that hold up the EMF tron and RVT goes rolling down to ring side ]

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 220 pounds,, JT Maverick!!!

["No One Survives" blasts on the PA system. JT Maverick walks on the stage. JT Maverick walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Road Van Toad walks around the ring. JT Maverick checks out the ring. (ring, ring, ring) Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. JT Maverick with a high crossbody on Road Van Toad. JT Maverick is back on his feet. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Road Van Toad is t-bone suplexed by JT Maverick. ]

JR - Good t-bone suplex by JT Maverick.

[JT Maverick stands up. JT Maverick puts Road Van Toad in an arm grapevine submission. Road Van Toad gets up. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. JT Maverick hits Road Van Toad with the back of his elbow. JT Maverick uses a closed fist on Road Van Toad. JT Maverick hiptosses Road Van Toad. JT Maverick goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 Road Van Toad kicks out. JT Maverick uses a closed fist on Road Van Toad. JT Maverick get whipped into the corner and Road Van Toad follows himin with an avalanche. Road Van Toad chants start. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. ]

JR - Road Van Toad executes a back fist.

[Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Road Van Toad executes the airplane spin and throws JT Maverick onto the mat. JT Maverick is back on his feet. JT Maverick get whipped into the corner and Road Van Toad follows himin with an avalanche. Road Van Toad chants start. Road Van Toad executes the airplane spin and throws JT Maverick onto the mat. Road Van Toad clotheslines JT Maverick. JT Maverick hits Road Van Toad with the back of his elbow. JT Maverick nails Road Van Toad with an inverted DDT. JT Maverick stands up. JT Maverick waits for Road Van Toad to get up to his feet. RVT hits a kick to the head to counter. RVT attempts to set up JT for a power bomb. He lifts him up, but it's blocked into a triangle Choke hold. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... Road Van Toad trys to escape. ... Road Van Toad trys to escape. ... JT Maverick tightens the hold. ... JT Maverick tightens the hold. ... ... Road Van Toad trys to escape. ... ... ... (AHHHH!) Road Van Toad taps out.

JR - The winner of this match, JT Maverick!!!

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen.)

(The lights are turned off as pyrotechnics blasts on the Shockwave stage. They end and the lights turn on. The camera’s get a shot of the fans yelling and waving the signs, before getting a few more sweeping shots of the crowd. Then finally pulling back, and showing the location information. We get one shot of the crowd.)

JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from the home of the Timberwolves. Hello again, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined tonight by Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-We are on the road to Return of an Era. But tonight the Wretched Nobody takes on Wade Wilson.

Kris Gaffney-With everything that is going to happen in the future, I’m sure that they are aware that could help momentum going into the match.

King-Because that’s always important…

JR-Let’s get this show started.

(“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Crowd members walk out, and they throw grapes to Kenny Omegrape in the crowd. Kenny Omegrape throws it back. Kenny Omegrape jumps the railing and enters the ring.)

JR-….

King-It’s the Melon Gods, it doesn’t have to make sense.

Kris Gaffney-So glad for that.

(“Wrath and Cowardice” blasts on the PA system. Syd Khatru walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Syd is a former Extreme Champion.

King-That’s a positive way to look at it.

Kris Gaffney-If you don’t have a positive out look what do you have?

(Lights out, crowd waits in anticipation and then erupt in both boos and cheers for The Irish God when green smoke fills the dark arena and a spotlight shines at the top of the ramp, all when SinÃ©ad O'Connor & The Chieftains - The Foggy Dew plays throughout the arena. From the back, arms out and swinging cockily comes walking the Irish God, Lugus Cuhullin. He stops atop the ramp with his hands by his side and face looking to the ground and he raises his fists slowly making an X above his head. The Irish God slams his fists down and fireworks shoot from the ramp and lights flash green as The Irish God does quick shadowboxing with each strike fireworks shooting from the stage. He looks to the ring with his cocky smile. Fight Owens Fight” blasts on the PA system. Kevin Owens walks out on the stage with Candy following behind him. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The former Extreme Champion could get back in the race here.

King-He could if he feels like it.

Kris Gaffney-You never know what

[Kenny Omegrape yells eat your fruit to everyone in their corner. This doesn’t please Syd Khatru for some reason. Syd dives at Kenny Omegrape, and Kenny Omegrape is able to side step him, and he thorws him hard into Lugus Cuhullion. Lugus Cuhullion staggers backwards. He falls out of the ring along with Syd Khutru. Kevin Owens tries to attack Kenny Omegrape with a chair, but Kenny Omegrape counters with a drop kick into the chair. This sends the chair into the face of Kevin Owens. Kevin Owens staggers around the ring. Kenny Omegrape is able to to drop Kevin Owens with a Willy Wonka's Fruit-Flavored Gobstopper. Kevin Owens falls down on the mat. Kenny OMegrape goes itno the cover on Kevin Owens’ The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2….Lugus Cuhullion attempts to break up the cover, but at the last moment Kenny OMegrape is able to move out of the way. This breaks up the pin attempt.]

JR-Kenny Omegrape seems to know what is coming his way tonight.

King-That’s because he has god on his side.

Kris Gaffney-Always good to have that as an ally.

[Kenny OMegrape grabs Lugus Cuhullion, and he attempts to throw Lugus into the corner, but it’s reversed by Lugus. And he crashes into the corner shoulder fist, and he falls out of the ring. Lugus Cuhullion turns around, and Syd Khatru blasts him with a super kick this makes him stagger backwards. Lugus Cuhullion attempts to use this to go for a round house kick, and this is ducked under. Lugus Cuhulloin gets hooked, and dropped with the Dukkah.]

JR-Syd Khatru gets in a few moves.

King-That might only be the start.

Kris Gaffney-Only it the Melon Gods say so, right?

King-That’s right.

[Syd Khatru gets up to his feet, but out of no where Kevin Owens connects with a chair shot that puts down Syd Khatru. Kevin Owens waits for Lugus Cuhullion to get up to his feet, but out of no where Kevin Owens gets blasted with a round house kick to the side of the head. Lugus hooks Kevin Owens, and he connects with a german suplex.]

JR-Lugus lands with the round house kick.

Kris Gaffney-Why couldn’t he do that earlier?

King-He’s a god, it doesn’t matter.

[Lugus goes to the outside of the ring, he climbs up to the top rope, and he goes for the blessing from above. But Kevin Owens moves out of the way. Lugus gets up and gets hit with the geese lightning. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Lugus. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…………3!!]

JR-Lugus took a chance, and it did not pay off.

Kris Gaffney-For anyone….other than Kenny.

King-Guess the gods had a meeting, and that’s what they said was going to happen.

(“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage, he nods to the crowd and he does the “yes” taunt to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-With a TV shot coming up, Daniel Bryan knows a thing or two about that title.

King-Not to mention submission.

Kris Gaffney-Which is why it’s going to be an interesting match.

Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage.

JR-That’s true, it seems that Ricky Vegas has prided himself on submission.

King-You’d think it would be a high risk move with all his gambling.

Kris Gaffney-Guess he just likes to win.

King-Can’t argue with that.

[Daniel Bryan and Ricky Vegas pace around the ring, they lock up. Daniel Bryan lock ups up with Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas is able to put on an arm bar. Ricky Vegas holds on the pressure. Daniel Bryan backs up into the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Ricky Vegas hits a bounces off of the ropes, Ricky Vegas connects with an arm drag that sends him flying back, and he crashes down on the mat. Daniel Bryan is slow to get up to his feet. Ricky Vegas picks him up, and he drops him with a body slam. Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and he lifts him up and he drops him with a body slam. Daniel Bryan is slower to get up to his feet. Ricky Vegas hits another body slam that completes the three of a kind. Daniel Bryan is down on the mat. Ricky Vegas goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2..KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan. Ricky Vegas puts Daniel Bryan into a chin lock. Daniel Bryan looks for a way out of the hold as he gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Daniel Bryan hits a elbow to the gut. Daniel Bryan whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Daniel Bryan goes for a hip toss, but it’s countered by Ricky Vegas with DDT. Daniel Bryan face bounces off of the mat. Ricky Vegas waits for Daniel Bryan to get up to his feet, and he runs towards Daniel Bryan, and he connects with the full house.]

JR-Daniel Bryan seemed to be in trouble here.

King- What else is new.

[Ricky Vegas attempts to go for Viva Las Vegas, Daniel Bryan is able to roll out of it, and he counters with an arm breaker that puts down Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas is hodling his arm as he gets up to his feet. Daniel Bryan is able to hit a kick to the side of the head, and Ricky Vegas doesn’t go down, and Daniel Bryan hits another kick to the side of the head that puts down Ricky Vegas. Daniel Bryan goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2……KICK OUT by Ricky Vegas!!]

JR-Ricky Vegas kicks out!!

King-That was close.

Kris Gaffney-Wonder what the Gambler would say to this match.

[Daniel Bryan goes into the corner, and he measures up on Ricky Vegas as he is slow to get up to his feet as he pumps up the crowd. Daniel Bryan runs out of the corner. He goes for the running knee, but Ricky Vegas is able to surprise him by catching his knee, turning him over, and locks in the black jack. Daniel Bryan is able to roll through this sends him to the turnbuckle, but Ricky Vegas holds on, Daniel Bryan counters again with a roll through, but this only puts him in the middle of the ring and keeping hold of the hold, and he grape vines the leg. Bryan has no choice but to tap out finally. Ricky Vegas wins via submission.]

JR-Daniel Bryan had every counter, but Ricky Vegas just didn’t want to let go.

King-Sometimes you can’t do anything about someone who just doesn’t want to let go.

Kris Gaffney-Should I make a pin reference?

King-Not yet.

As the lights go out in the arena, The State of Massachusettes cranks through the speakers. An orange spotlight illumiates the top of the ramp, highlighting the figure of Tommy Malone gives the crowd their first glimpse of the Irish Renegade. Standing with his back toward the ring, Tommy is wearing a black leather jacket that has the Irish Flag spray painted on the back of it, his arms out toward his side, thumb and finger sticking out in a gun like gesture. Tommy turns around and makes his way toward the ring, a slightly cocky strut. Covering the bottom have of his face is a custume made Irish flag with "Real IRA" painted on the mask. Malone reaches the ring, jumping up on the apron and looking around the arena at the crowd. With a swooping jump Tommy launches himself over the top rope into the ring, heading right for the turnbuckle where he climbs it and points finger guns out toward the crowd.

JR-Tommy Malone was World Champion a month ago.

King-He hasn’t had the best of luck since, but maybe he can change it here.

Kris Gaffney-One would hope.

Orange looks around the arena, slowly pulls one hand out of his pocket and holds it just above his bellybutton and gives a lazy thumbs up before making his way down the ramp with his hands back into his pockets. Once at the ring, he slowly rolls under the ropes all the way to the middle of the ring where he does a kip-up with his hands still in his pocket. He walks to his corner giving a lazy thumbs up waiting for the match to begin.)

JR-Orange Reign on the other hand has been able to hold on to his championship.

King-The only question is whether he’s conscious of it.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure when he wants to, he will.

[Tommy Malone stands in the middle of the ring. Orange Reign falls down on the mat as he’s asleep. Orange Reign gets hit with a boot to the face that knocks Orange Reign backwards. Tommy Malone waits for Orange Reign to get up to his feet. Tommy Malone kicks Orange Reign in the gut, and he hooks him and he drops him with a snap suplex that puts down Orange Reign. Tommy Malone gets up to his feet, and he drops an elbow on the downed Orange Reign. Tommy Malone goes into the cover on Orange Reign. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2.KICK OUT by Orange Reign. Tommy Malone puts the arm of Orange Riegn on the mat. Tommy Malone jumps in the air, and he comes down on the arm with a knee drop, and then another one. Tommy Malone holds on an arm bar, and he looks for a way out of the hold, he gets up to his feet, and he backs up Tommy Malone to the ropes, and he whips him off of the ropes. As Tommy Malone bounces off of the ropes, Orange Reign goes for a clothesline, he ducks under. Orange Reign turns around right into the Irish Stun gun.]

JR-Orange Reign’s…unique offense hasn’t worked thus far.

King-That’s because he hasn’t gone into focused mode.

Kris Gaffney-If that’s a thing.

[Orange Reign is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Tommy Malone goes for the liberation driver off of the second rope. Orange Reign ducks under. Tommy Malone lands on his feet and he turns around right in time to see the Orange Punch coming towards his face, but can’t move out of the way fast enough, and it drops him.]

JR-Orange Reign with the Orange Punch.

King-You know what happens after that, right?

[Orange Reign hooks Tommy Malone for the Mouse trap, but before he can Tommy Malone lifts up, and drops him with a front slam. Tommy Malone climbs himself up to the second rope. Tommy Malone jumps off, and he connects with the liberation driver. Orange Reign seems out of it (but when does he not?). Tommy Malone goes into the cover on Orange Reign. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2………….3!!]

King-I knew that’s what happens after that.

Kris Gaffney-……..

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Tony Ikeda tonight has a chance to stay off a rematch for the former IC champion or his match will be a triple threat.

King-Somewhere a certain Vargas doesn’t see where he can lose.

Kris Gaffney-Of course he doesn’t.

As the lights go out in the arena, In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly brings the arena to life with its opening organ. When the first licks of the guitar hit the speakers, Brandon Leno is seen standing on the stage, back to the ring with his arms stretched out to the side, head toward the sky. Different colored spotlights dance around him. Leno is wearing an acid wash jean jacket with an outline of a woman with psychedelic butterfly wings printed on the back of the jacket. Leno nods his head back and forth to the music as he turns around, aviator sunglasses on his face. Leno has his tie dyed tights on with Mr. Psychedelic printed across the back. Indica accompanies him down the ramp as he struts his way to the ring, grooving to the music. Len jumps onto the apron and gets into the ring. Once in the ring he goes to the turnbuckle, climbs the second rope and starts dancing to the music, trying to get the crowd involved.

JR-This is new life for Brandon Leno.

King-It’s all moot though if he doesn’t win.

Kris Gaffney-That’s always the key point.

[Tony Ikeda and Brandon Leno pace around the ring. Brandon Leno lock up, and Tony Ikeda tries to push him backwards. Brandon Leno hits a knee lift into the gut that doubles over. Brandon Leno whips him to the ropes. Tony Ikeda bounces off of the ropes. Brandon Leno hits a back eblow to the face that knocks down Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet. Brandon Leno takes down Tony Ikeda down with a double leg take down. Brandon Leno goes for the sharpshooter, but Tony Ikeda is able to struggle out of it, and he kicks off Brandon Leno into the corner. Brandon Leno hits hard into the corner. Tony Ikeda gets up, and he runs towards Brandon Leno towards Brandon Leno, but Brandon Leno is able to counter with a back elbow to the face that knocks back Tony Ikeda. Brandon Leno is able to pull himself up to the second rope, and he hooks him, and he drops him with a front face lock, and he goes for a tornado DDT. But Tony Ikeda is able to push him off. Brandon Leno lands on his feet. Tony Ikeda tries to attmpt to attack Brandon Leno, but Leno is able to counter with a super kick that knocks down Tony Ikeda. Brandon Leno goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda!! Brandon Leno puts him into a seated position, and he connects with a elbow to the face. Brandon Leno puts him into a chin lock. Brandon Leno holds on the pressure.]

JR-Tony Ikeda walked right into the super kick.

King-I guess that he’s going to have to figure out another way to take control of the match.

Kris Gaffney-Think he’s regretting being on the Melon Gods bad side.

King-Everyone is.

[Tony Ikeda is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet he is able to drop down with a jaw breaker that makes Brandon Leno stagger backwards in pain, and he gets up to his feet, and he runs towards Tony Ikeda after recovering. Brandon Leno is able to hook him, and he drops him with a full nelson slam. Tony Ikeda falls backwards into the ropes. He holds himself up on the top rope trying to recover. After a few moments is able to recover. Brandon Leno raises up, and he runs at Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda is able to counter with a hot shot that sends Brandon Leno down on the mat. Tony Ikeda waits for Brandon Leno to stagger towards him. Brandon Leno gets grabbed by his arm, and Tony Ikeda brings him towards him, and he connects with a short arm clothesline that puts down Brandon Leno. Tony Ikeda waits for Brandon Leno to get up to his feet. Brandon Leno is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Brandon Leno is able to whip him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Tony Ikeda is able to scoop him up, and he drops him with a power slam. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2………KICK OUT by Brandon Leno.]

JR-Tony Ikeda has Leno on the ropes.

King-Maybe this won’t work out as Leno planned.

Kris Gaffney-It’s not looking good.

[Tony Ikeda gets ready for Brandon Leno who is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Tony Ikeda hooks Brandon Leno, but he is able to twist around, and tries to hook on the Acid Trip, but Tony struggles, and using that. Leno kicks Tony backwards. Tony hits into the corner hard. He staggers out of the corner. Leno hooks Tony with a small package. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2………..3!!]

JR-Leno caught Tony off guard, he had enough to use it against him to get the pin and the win.

King-That should put him on track.

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Zack Ryder is always a competitor in the thick of title runs.

King-That’s why he’s a grand slam champion.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure there is a troll that would disagree.

(“Cult of personality” blasts on the PA system. CM Punk walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-CM Punk is also a grand slam champion.

King-He’s also the bane of Dan Godwin’s existence.

Kris Gaffney-Anything to get one over on Godwin.

(“Judas” blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks to the ring with AJ Lee skipping around him. Troy Gafgen steps inside of the ring. The song Attitude by the Misfits hits the loudspeakers. A montage of Sythe's most hardcore moments hits the big screen. Sythe runs out with a series of green pyrotechnics..CHYOO-CHYOO-CHYOO..firing into the air. He plays air guitar on the whiskey bottle he's holding before ceremoniously turning it up for the crowd. He high fives a few fans before heading down the ramp to the ring.)

JR-Troy Gafgen has a chance to regain the IC championship.

Kris Gaffney-Like Leno, he has to win here.

King-He did win against Kenny Omegrape, so maybe the Melon Gods have a plan for him.

[Zack Ryder is trying to pump the crowd up. Troy Gafgen is being told by AJ to attack. Troy Gafgen goes for a big boot to the face of Zack Ryder, but Zack Ryder is able to duck under. CM Punk and Sythe brawl on the other side of the ring. Zack Ryder bounces off of the ropes, and he jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying forearm shot to the face that knocks him backwards. Zack Ryder hooks Troy Gafgen with a small package. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..KICK OUT by Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen gets up to his feet, and he drops him with a reverse neck breaker that puts down Troy Gafgen. Zack Ryder is able to see that Troy Gafgen is in the corner. Zack Ryder runs otwards the corner, and he connects with a clothesline in the corner. Troy Gafgen staggers around, and he falls into the corner.]

JR-Troy Gafgen might be in trouble here.

King-AJ could save him.

Kris Gaffney-But then it wouldn’t be about her.

King-True, and she’s not going to do anything that doesn’t involve her.

[Zack Ryder goes for the Browski boot, But Troy Gafgen is able to block it, and he turns towards the corner. CM Punk comes into the picture, and he connects with a knee to the face, and CM Punk hooks him into a head lock, and he connects with a bulldog to Zack Ryder. CM Punk see’s that Troy Gafgen to get up to his feet. CM Punk connects with a clothesline that sends him flying over the top rope, and he crashes into the corner. CM Punk turns towards Troy Gafgen gets up to his feet. CM Punk lifts up Troy Gafgen. He lifts him up on his shoulders. Troy Gafgen is able to slide out of the back. Troy Gafgen runs towards the ropes. Troy Gafgen bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen gets hit with a leg lariat that puts him down on the mat. CM Punk hits a few stomps on the downed Troy Gafgen.]

JR-CM Punk has come out of no where.

King-He really wants to win the World Championship.

Kris Gaffney- Maybe they will give him his ice cream bars then.

King-Or it’ll make Dan Godwin lose his hair…again.

[On the outside of the ring Troy Gafgen tries to whip Sythe to the ring post, but it’s reversed by Sythe is able to reverse it. Troy Gafgen hits his ring post. He staggers around. Troy Gafgen hits a kick to the ribs of Sythe. Troy Gafgen is stunned. Sythe is able to climb up to the apron. Sythe climbs up on the apron, he jumps off, but Troy Gafgen is able to duck under, and he is able to hook him, and he drops him with the chaos maker.]

King-I knew that was a mistake by Sythe.

Kris Gaffney-Always one step ahead of us.

King-Yes.

[Troy throws Sythe into the ring. He gets a chair, and tries to get into the ring. But Zack Ryder hits Troy’s chair with another chair, and Troy falls off of the apron. Sythe goes for a side kick. Ryder ducks. Sythe turns right into the Rough Ryder by Zack Ryder. Sythe is down. Ryder goes itno the cover on Sythe. The ref counts 1………..2………3!!]

JR-Sythe attempted to take advantage, and it didn’t work out for him as he planned.

King-Unless he plans often to get owned.

Kris Gaffney-One would hope not.

(The ring is full with the Divas that Catherine ordered to be in the Battle Royal earlier tonight, and the match is about to start when suddenly "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Miley Cyrus plays over the PA System. The divas in the ring seem surprised Laura would come out, and it soon becomes clear she's working as a manager for the final entrant, Miley Cyrus! Mickie James does not look happy with this development as Miley gets into the ring and the bell sounds. Miley runs straight at Mickie and hammers away and all hell breaks loose with all the Divas working each other over with fists. Amy Dumas is exchanging blows with Natasha briefly, but then Kelly Kelly attacks Amy from behind. Natasha is distracted by something and then as she turns around and sees Fyre, she mistakes her for Amy, and delivers "Your Heart Won't Go On!" to Fyre. She then looks a bit confused, but still scoops Fyre up and throws her over the top rope. Meanwhile, Trish Stratus nails Stratusfaction on Joy Giovanni before eliminating her. Lacey Von Erich and Madison Rayne are teaming up to work over Christy Hemme, but she battles back and takes both down with a double clothesline. Both women stumble up and Hemme throws out Lacey whilst Nikki Bella eliminates Madison. Kelly Kelly comes over and throws some right hands at Hemme, trying to avenge her former team mates, but then Nikki Bella spins Kelly around, scoops her up and nails the Rack Attack. Nikki then throws out Kelly Kelly.)

JR: The field is thinning out pretty quickly.

King: Much like Velvet Sky did before the Royal Rumble...

Kris: Don't remind us!

(AJ Lee comes flying off the top rope and takes down Velvet Sky with a headscissor. She then comes face to fact with Amy Dumas, and starts freaking out about being in the ring with her idol. The distraction allows Mickie James to sneak up behind Amy and apply the Vaginal Claw! Amy shrieks and Mickie gets back to her feet, licking her fingers. Amy lunges at Mickie and clotheslines her over the top rope, but Amy's momentum takes her over as well. They both land on the apron and are exchanging blows when Miley Cyrus runs over and drop kicks Mickie. Mickie flies off the apron but takes Amy with her and both of them crash to the outside. Miley smirks at getting revenge on Mickie, but is then planted with a Beauty Mark by Velvet Sky! Velvet throws Miley out of the match and taunts Laura afterwards. Laura jumps onto the apron and Velvet starts yelling at her. Velvet turns away and Laura reaches into the ring and spanks Velvet. Velvet turns around looking angry and in the distraction, Nikki Bella dumps her out of the ring. Nikki is spun round and Natasha connects with Your Heart Won't Go On and starts yelling at Nikki as she is down on the floor. Maria Kanellis meanwhile has AJ Lee down in the corner and runs over and hits a Bronco Buster.... but AJ kicks her away, right into a TNT from Tiffany! Tiffany hurls Maria out of the ring. She then stalks Trish Stratus who is exchanging blows with Natasha Jones. Natasha hits a hard shot which spins Trish round and into a TNT of her own! Tiffany hurls Trish out too, but then AJ Lee grabs Tiffany from behind and applies the Black Widow Hold! Natasha watches as Tiffany struggles in the hold, but she hasn't noriced Christy Hemme who spins Natasha round and nails the Twist of Fate! AJ breaks the hold on Tiffany and throws her out of the ring.)

JR: And now we are down to 4.... Natasha Jones, Nikki Bella, AJ Lee and Christy Hemme.

King: Never would have guessed that final 4...

Kris: This whole match is just a lesson in how lucky John Cena is....

(Natasha is down but AJ and Christy start exchanging punches and can't eliminate her. Nikki Bella gets back up and picks up Natasha, and drops her with the Rack Attack! Nikki is about to eliminate Natasha when she notices that Christy and AJ have brawled over to near the ropes. She rushes over and pushes them both over the top, but they both land on the apron. AJ and Christy continue to exchange blows on the apron. Suddenly, Rebecca Michelle appears at ringside and pulls Christy Hemme to the floor, eliminating her. AJ Lee hits a hangtime on Nikki Bella and re-enters the ring. AJ runs and connects with a big kick to the head on Nikki, taking her down. She then grabs Natasha, who was recovering, and applies the black widow. Natasha struggles against the hold..... and tries to power out, but she can't, and she starts fading. Natasha Jones seems to pass out. AJ Lee breaks the hold but Nikki Bella has been waiting for her, and just hurls her straight out of the ring to the floor below. Nikki jumps up and down celebrating and is just about to pick up the lifeless Natasha when "Bad, Bad Man" plays over the PA System, and John Cena comes out onto the ramp with a microphone.)

Cena: I hate to do this.... and kill the finish of a match.... but I have to inform everyone that I have never had relations with that woman! Nikki Bella should not be in this match.... she is not a valid entrant... and therefore, Natasha Jones is the winner!

(Natasha's music plays as she is declared the winner, but she is still unconscious and doesn't even realise it as we go to commercial).

We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere with Azar Vulcan walking behind him.

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the four Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner.

JR-Last week the Wretched Nobody suffered a upset.

King-I’m thinking the only person that might be upset is Wade.

Kris Gaffney-Well Logan’s here, so I’m sure he can’t be that upset.

(“X is gonna bring it to you” blasts on the PA system as Wade Wilson walks out on the stage with Logan Riley. Wade Wilson enters the ring.)

JR-These two teams should be facing each other soon.

King-Like any match, he shouldn’t be looking past this one.

Kris Gaffney-For the reason I already mentioned, I think that’s going to be hard.

[Wade Wilson and the Wretched Nobody stare down each other as the corner men are giving advice. Wade Wilson locks up. Wade Wilson gets pushed towards corner. Wade Wilson ducks under a splash by the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody hits into the corner. He staggers out of the corner. Wade Wilson runs to the ropes. He jumps in the air for a cross body block, but the Wretched Nobody is able to catch him. The Wretched Nobody holds him for a few moments, and he drops him with a rib breaker. Obviously this makes Wade Wilson in a lot of pain. The Wretched Nobody hits a few stomps on the downed Wade Wilson. Wade Wilson is slow to get up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody grabs Wade Wilson and he holds him into a bear hug for a few seconds obviously causing a lot of pain from Wade. Then The Wretched Nobody runs towards the corner, and he crushes him in the corner with a shoulder block in the corner. The Wretched Nobody is able to back out of the corner, and he connects with a splash in the corner.]

JR-The Wretched Nobody is giving Wade Wilson issues.

King-Andrew Garfield where are you when you are needed.

Kris Gaffney-Probably crying about Mark Zuckberg.

[The Wretched Nobody grabs his hand up, The Wretched Nobody waits for Wade Wilson staggers out of the corner. Wade Wilson gets picked up by his throat, but Wade is able to get out of the Wretched Nobody’s grip, and Wade Wilson drops him on his head with a DDT. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody takes a few moments to rest up. The ref starts his standing ten count. 1………..2…………….3…………4……..both wrestlers struggles to get up to their feet……….5…………6…….The Wretched Nobody is up to his feet. Wade Wilson runs towards him. The Wretched Nobody hits a drop toe hold that sends him flying through the air. He crashes into the ropes. The Wretched Nobody is slow to get up to his feet. Wade Wilson runs towards the ropes, and he jumps through the ropes, and he connects with a 69 on the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody staggers backwards, and Wade Wilson kicks him in the gut, and he drops him with a back breaker on the Wretched Nobody. Wade Wilson goes itno the cover on the Wretched Nobody. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2……KICK OUT by the Wretched Nobody!!]

JR-The Wretched Nobody kicks out.

King-I think everyone knows that it’s not easy to beat the Wretched Nobody.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure there is a joke that relates that same sentiment to the team of Logan and Wade.

[Wade Wilson kicks him in the gut as the Wretched Nobody gets up, and he attempts to hook on the deadpool, but Wretched Nobody powers out. Wade hits into the ref, the ref goes down, but not out. Wade gets ready to go for the Deadpool again, but out of no where Azar blasts him with the Money Maker. Logan steps inside of the ring. Thinking that he’s trying to interfere for his partner, The Wretched Nobody grabs him around the throat. Wade attacks Wretched Nobody, and a huge brawl starts with both teams. The ref has recovered not realizing what going on seeing a huge brawl between competitors and non competitors throws out the match.]

JR-This has gotten out of control.

King-You have gotten out of control!!

(There are various backstage workers trying to separate the two teams, but not having much luck as Shockwave goes off the air.)