EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The Saturday Shockwave video plays as we go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. The lights turn on as fans wave their signs, and scream. Some of the signs say “I win!”, “Marina’s gonna fake t-shirt toss”, and “Ashley Irvine wrote my sign (it’s in pink letters)”.)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-We do have quite a show…but I’ve always wondered…has Kevin Garnett sued you yet?

Kris Gaffney-Well…

Kevin Garnett-ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE…AAAAAAAHHHH *starts to randomly cry*

Kris Gaffney-So he probably won’t be getting to it for years now.

(“Bodies” blasts on the PA system as Marina walks to the ring looking determined.

JR-Marina last week had a hard loss against Madison Rayne.

King-Well, it could have been worse…Madison could have actually tied.

(“Angel on my Shoulder” blasts on the PA system as Madison Rayne walks to the ring.)

JR-Madison Rayne last week defeated Marina.

King-Yeah, people give her a hard time for using the ropes, but as long as you don’t get caught, it’s fine.

Kris Gaffney-Has anyone ever gotten caught with it?

[Marina is in the ring, and seemly Marina isn’t really interesting Madison Rayne, Madison Rayne turns her back, and poses for the crowd. Madison Rayne seemly too busy with that to notice Marina getting angry and coming from behind, and turning around Madison Rayne, but seemly there was a method behind Madison Rayne’s madness…other than just screaming for no reason of course, and she throws a fist, but it’s blocked, Marina takes down Madison Rayne with a double leg take down, and hits a few fists to the face. Madison Rayne pushes Marina off of the mounted punches, and Marina falls away from Madison Rayne. Madison Rayne gets up to her feet, and she charges at Marina, but Marina is able to counter with a belly to back suplex that connects. Madison Rayne rolls out of the ring, and falls on the mat around ring side. Marina knowing that leaving Madison Rayne for too long will give her a chance to recover might allow her to get a chance to make a come back. So Marina rolls out of the ring, and goes after Madison Rayne, Madison Rayne knowing that she won’t have enough time to recover, charges at Marina, and goes for a clothesline, but Marina counters it with a set up, and hits a over head belly to belly suplex that sends Madison Rayne crashing down on the mat. Madison Rayne is in pain, and Marina hits a few stomps on the downed Madison Rayne. Madison Rayne tries to get away from Marina. Being that she is extremely angry over last week, and knowing that she can’t get DQed grabs a camera code, and starts to choke Madison Rayne, the ref knowing that she is a face, therefore she will still listen to him even though he really doesn’t have much say much, he just makes the count, and Marina lets go about the count of three. Which is more than acceptable, anyways Marina hits a few stomps on the down Madison Rayne. She picks up Madison Rayne, and tries to whip Madison Rayne into the ring steps, but it’s reversed by Madison Rayne, and Marina crashes hard into the ring steps. She is in pain, and Madison Rayne takes a few moments to rest up, and Marina is slow to get up to her feet, and once she does get up to her feet. Madison Rayne is able to counter with a drop toe hold that sends Madison Rayne first into the steel steps. Marina takes a few moments to hold her back trying to shake off the last move. And once she does, she goes over to Marina, she picks up Madison Rayne, and throws her into the ring.]

JR-Marina is taking it to Madison Rayne.

King-I don’t think you should be doing this to your queen.

Kris Gaffney-Guess she doesn’t think she’s her queen.

King-It matters not, she is your Queen!

[Marina climbs up to the apron, and climbs up to the top rope, and waits as Madison Rayne gets up to her feet, and once she does Madison Rayne turns around, and Marina goes for a cross body block, but it’s countered with a drop kick that knocks Marina out of the air. Marina is in a lot of pain, and now Madison Rayne gets a chance to rest up, and Marina rolls into the corner, and she pulls herself up to her feet, with the help of the ropes in the corner, and Marina seeing a chance to keep the pressure on Madison Rayne she charges at Madison, but Madison Rayne is able to counter with a one woman flap jack that sends Marina crashing down on the mat, and Madison Rayne gets up to her feet, and she see’s that Marina on her knee’s. So she hits a quick kick to the back of the head on Marina. Marina rolls away, and this time gets up in the corner to stay, and Madison Rayne seeing this chance to get the match into her control charges at Marina, and leaps up, and hits a flying forearm into the corner. Madison Rayne backs out of the corner, Madison Rayne sets up Marina, and hits a release northern lights suplex that sends her flying, and crashing down on the mat. Madison takes a few moments to rest up, and once Marina gets up, she hits a running clothesline. Marina gets up, but she is hit with a few forearm shots to the face. Marina stumbles backwards, and Madison Rayne whips her to the ropes. Madison Rayne lowers her head as Marina comes off of the ropes, and Marina hits a kick to the face, and Madison Rayne is stunned on her feet, but Marina can’t follow right away, after the delay she charges at Marina, but it’s countered by Madison Rayne who hits a front falling spine buster, and rolls into the cover, and gets a 1…………..2………kick out on Marina.]

JR-Madison Rayne almost got the win over Marina.

King-That would not be good for Marina.

Kris Gaffney-Not at all.

[Marina gets picked up by Madison Rayne, and thrown out of the ring. Madison Rayne mocks the crowd, and she walks out of the ring, Marina charges at Madison Rayne, Madison Rayne picks up Marina, and throws her behind her, Marina lands on the apron, and flips back, and hits a standing Extreme Seeing Stars on Madison Rayne! Marina goes into the cover on Madison Rayne, and the ref counts the 1…………2…………3!]

JR-That was an amazing move.

King-Wonder if Marina planned that.

Kris Gaffney-Even if she didn’t…if I was her…I’d say I did.

(“This is Extreme” blasts on the PA system as Tommy Dreamer, and Raven walk through the crowd, and roll into the ring with weapons.)

JR-These two men will be the Rock’s opponents.

Kris Gaffney-Well it could be worse.

King-Yeah…they could be someone that don’t make sense…

Kris Gaffney-And this match could end up being a DQ…even though it doesn’t have rules.

(“If You Smell” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks on the stage, and he stops, see’s the situation, and charges at the ring.)

JR-The Rock can’t wait to get this match started.

King-Guess he remembers last week…that’s long term memory.

Kris Gaffney-I can’t even remember what I did before the show.

[The Rock runs into the ring, and slides into the ring, and Tommy Dreamer throws a fist to the face that knocks down Dreamer. But Raven is able to attack the Rock before he can do anything more, the Rock turns around, and Raven hits a few fists to the face, the Rock stumbles backwards, and Raven whips the Rock off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and hits a running clothesline that knocks down Raven. The Rock looks over at the chair that was put in, and the Rock sets up, and Raven stumbles up, and charges at the Rock, The Rock counters with a spine on the pine, turning it as he does it to make Raven go on to the chair. The Rock goes over to the downed Raven, and slowly pulls off his elbow pad, and does the taunt, and he runs to the ropes, and as he comes off of the ropes. Tommy Dreamer comes out of no where with a Singapore cane shot to the gut, this doubles over the Rock. Tommy Dreamer measures up the Rock with a cane shot to the face, but the Rock catches Tommy Dreamer’s cane shot, and then he hits a knee lift to the gut, this doubles over Tommy Dreamer, and makes him drop the cane, and the Rock whips Tommy Dreamer off of the ropes, and Tommy Dreamer bounces off of the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. Tommy Dreamer ducsk under a clothesline by the Rock, and he continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the ropes. The Rock goes for, and hits a over the head belly to belly suplex that connects on Tommy Dreamer. Tommy Dreamer gets up fairly quickly thanks to the ropes, and the Rock charges at him, and hits a running clothesline that knocks Tommy Dreamer over the top rope, and goes crashing down on the mat below. Raven turns the Rock behind and goes for a fist on the Rock, but the Rock blocks it, and hits a few fists, and then spits on the last one, and this knocks Raven flying backwards, and the Rock hits a forearm as Raven comes towards him, and the Rock kicks him in the gut, and hits a DDT. The Rock goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………………..2……………kick out by Raven. The Rock gets up to his feet, and then starts to stalk Raven. But Tommy Dreamer on the outside grabs the Rock’s foot. The Rock kicks Dreamer off, and Dreamer falls away.]

King-Dreamer must somewhere deep down think this is weird.

Kris Gaffney-Well…guess that’s ECW pride for you.

King-Yeah, don’t get paid, and wrestle in a bingo hall…BINGO HALL!

[Raven comes from behind the Rock, and hits a low blow on the Rock, and Raven has the chair that he has that was used early, and he smashes the Rock on the back that takes down the Rock. Raven falls to a knee, and looks out of gas, and uses this chance to rest up, but he also does another thing, and he sets up the chair in the middle of the ring. The Rock gets up to his feet, and throws a fist to the face, but it’s blocked by Raven, and Raven returns it, and Raven whips the Rock off of the ropes. The Rock bounces off of the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and hits a drop toe hold that sends the Rock face first into the chair. The Rock goes down on the mat, and Raven shakes off the effects of the match, and Raven pulls up the Rock, and brings him over to the corner, and smashes his head on the top turnbuckle. Tommy Dreamer is in the ring now, and both Dreamer and Raven stomp the Rock in the gut, and double whip him out of the corner, The Rock hits the corner hard and stumbles out of the corner. Tommy Dreamer and Raven set up the Rock, and hits a double Russian leg sweep, Raven says something to Dreamer, and Dreamer nods as seemly he really approves with whatever Raven said, Raven brings the Rock into the corner, and starts to choke him with his boot as the ref yells at him to stop, which he finally does, but only because he believes that the Rock is set up for the move that he is looking to do. Raven grabs the chair, and puts it in the face of the Rock. Tommy Dreamer backs up, and charges at the corner, and hits a boot to the chair which sends the chair into the face of the Rock. The Rock seems out of it. Dreamer pulls out the Rock out of the corner, and goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………….2……………KICK OUT at the very last second, both Dreamer and Raven do not quite like this situation.]

JR-The Rock is fighting on.

King-I guess it’s going to take a lot more than just that.

[Raven brings out a table, and sets it up in the middle of the ring as Dreamer pulls up the Rock. But as his back is turned the Rock hits a back mule kick low blow. The Rock throws Dreamer out of the ring just as Raven turns around, the Rock hits the Rock Bottom through the table on Raven! The Rock goes into the cover on Raven, and the ref counts the 1…………2……….3!]

JR-The Rock won this match.

King-Someone doesn’t like the Rock.

Kris Gaffney-Or just has a thing for handicap matches…Vince McMahon isn’t booking this, is he?

As The Rock begins to celebrate his victory over Raven and Tommy Dreamer, he is interrupted as "This Is Extreme" begins to play. Turning and staring at the stage in anger, he watches as Joey Styles walks out holding a microphone. Styles stands on the stage, smiling down at The Rock, shaking his head as he raises the mic and the music ends.

Joey Styles:"Rock, you've been having quite the problems with all of the ECW originals as of late. I've been sitting back watching it all transpire and unfold over the last couple of months, and every week I keep waiting for somebody to finally put you in your place. No, don't come up here. I'm not out here to get into a confrontation with you. I'm merely out here to deliver a message. You see Rock, with the disappearance of Paul Heyman, a new CEO has been put in place. And that's why I'm out here. The new CEO sent me out here with a message for you. He said things are going to change around the EMF. He said that guys like you, who think they are bigger than the establishment, are going to learn a cold hard lesson. He also said that he's going to get answers out of you as to what happened to Paul Heyman when he got into that limo a few weeks ago. Oh, and Rock, he said it's all going to happen at Return Of An Era!

(“Bad Company” blasts on the PA system as Big Sal and Dewey Pond walk to the ring, and they step inside of the ring.)

JR-These two despite their disagreements have found a way to be successful.

King-Which is a mark of a good team, some of the better teams hated each other.

Kris Gaffney-Such as…I’m sure Matt Hardy hates Jeff Hardy right now, and Jeff…well…he probably hates the pink elephants that keep pissing him off.

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda walks to the ring, “Monster” blasts on the PA system as Carnage walks to the ring.)

JR-These two are also aren’t two people who have gotten along too much.

King-But for months, and months, despite the fact they hated each other. Tony has kept helping Carnage.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, there are rumors that those have been no accidents, so maybe they aren’t against each other as it seems.

[Big Sal and Tony Ikeda lock up, and Big Sal pushes back Tony Ikeda into the corner, and the ref starts to count, and Big Sal slowly backs out of the corner, and Tony Ikeda uses this chance to hit a fist to the face, Big Sal takes a few moments to register the fact that Tony Ikeda’s daring. Then finally he throws a fist to the face, but Tony Ikeda ducks under it, and now Big Sal is in the corner, and Tony Ikeda is able to take a few free shots to the face of Big Sal, and Big Sal is stunned from these moves, and Big Sal pushes Tony Ikeda backwards, and Tony Ikeda stumbles. Tony Ikeda regains his balance. Big Sal goes for a clothesline, but Tony Ikeda ducks it, and Big Sal turns around right into a standing drop kick this makes Big Sal stumble backwards, and Dewey Pond decides that he should make the tag. Big Sal and Dewey Pond question each other, but this doesn’t help anything because Tony Ikeda charges at the ropes, and uses the ropes to sling shot Dewey Pond over the top rope, and Dewey Pond crashes on the mat, and Dewey Pond gets up to his feet, and he throws a fist to the face of Tony Ikeda, but it’s ducked. Tony Ikeda puts Dewey Pond into a waist lock, and hits a german suplex that connects. Dewey Pond is stunned, and he slowly gets up to his feet, and Tony Ikeda grabs him by the head, and throws him head first into the boot of Carnage. Dewey Pond stumbles back stunned, and Carnage comes into the ring, and Dewey Pond throws a fist to the face, and Dewey Pond is able to block it, and hits a head butt that stumbles Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond falls to the ropes, and Carnage whips him off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, Carnage catches him with a spinning side slam. Carnage gets up to his feet, and then he decides to call for the choke slam as he puts his hand up, and waits as Dewey Pond is slowly trying to get to his feet.]

JR-Dewey Pond is in trouble.

King-This might not be good for the issues with Pond and Sal.

Kris Gaffney-Well…depends how they take it.

[Dewey Pond stumbles up to his feet, and turns around, right into the waiting Carnage who grabs Dewey Pond by the throat, and before he can lift him up. Big Sal comes into the ring, but Carnage grabs him by the throat, and before Carnage can attempt to do anything with this situation. Dewey Pond and Big Sal hit a double kick to the gut, lifts up Carnage together, and hit a double standing spike spinebuster. Dewey Pond stumbles back to the ropes, and Big Sal goes back to his corner, and Dewey Pond really can’t do anything with this situation as of yet so he decides to just rest up, and this allows Carnage to sit up. But Dewey Pond quickly reacts with a drop kick to the face of Carnage which brings him back down to the mat, and Dewey Pond makes the tag to Big Sal as he believes that the big man will be better suited for Carnage. Carnage is up to his feet, and Big Sal hits a few fists to the face of Carnage. Carnage stumbles backwards, and Big Sal tries to whip Carnage off of the ropes, but it’s reversed. He bounces off of the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. Big Sal leaps in the air, and hits a flying shoulder block that knocks Carnage backswards. Carnage stumbles into the ropes, and stunned he comes back towards Big Sal, and Big Sal grabs Carnage by the throat, lifts him up, and drops him for a choke slam! Big Sal goes into the cover on Carnage, and the ref counts the 1………….2…………Tony Ikeda breaks up the count.]

JR-Tony Ikeda saved Carnage there.

King-Huh…this is weird…

[Big Sal gets up, and Tony Ikeda goes for a waist lock, Big Sal counters with an elbow that makes Tony Ikeda fall backwards, and hits heads with the ref. The ref falls down on the mat, and Tony Ikeda hits a quick DDT on Big Sal. He goes to outside, and grabs a chair, he rolls into chair with it. He looks at Big Sal, and then at Carnage, Carnage is slowly getting up, Tony Ikeda gets behind Carnage as Carnage is up to his feet, and Tony Ikeda goes for a shot on the back of the head. Carnage ducks under, and he nails Big Sal instead. Being dazed, seems that Carnage really didn’t know what happened. Tony Ikeda dives, and stops from Dewey Pond from interfering after throwing the chair away from the scene, and he goes into the cover on Big Sal. The ref not noticing the chair makes the count for the 1………..2………3!]

JR-Tony Ikeda and Carnage win this match.

King-They certain won.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah….Tony and Carnage have to be planning this…

(Carnage looks confused as they have their arms raised. Tony Ikeda paces around the ring, and behind Carnage celebrating their win, Carnage shrugs his shoulders to it too. But bam, Tony Ikeda has the chair, and smashed Carnage from behind. Carnage in pain turns around, and Tony Ikeda knocks him down with the chair shot.)

JR-What a…

King-You know what this mean?

Kris Gaffney-no…what?

King-Tony Ikeda is just a horrible shot…

(“Monster” blasts on the PA system as Abyss walks to the ring, and “Ain’t No Make Believe” blasts on the PA system.)

JR-John Morrison is very talented, but he has had some bad luck lately.

King-It happens to the best of them.

Kris Gaffney-Don’t I know it.

King-You aren’t the best of them…

Kris Gaffney-Thanks for reminding me..

( “Walk” blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring, and “Death of Me” blasts on the PA system as Scott Tazte follows behind.)

JR-Tazte might not have his tag team partner, but he does know what it takes to be a successful tag team.

King-Like X-Pac and Road Dogg before him.

[John Morrison and Scott Tazte pace around the ring, and then both of them lock up, and Scott Tazte is able to roll into a hammer lock, and from there, puts a side head lock into a headlock take over, and holds on the pressure on John Morrison. John Morrison gets up to his feet, and hits a few fists to the gut of Scott Tazte, and is able to break the hold of Scott Tazte, and John Morrison runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, but Scott Tazte counters with a hip toss. John Morrison gets up to his feet, and Scott Tazte hits a fist to the face of John Morrison that takes him down to the mat, and John Morrison is down on the mat, and he stops the momentum of Scott Tazte by staying kneeling on the mat, thinking of a new game plan, and seeing that Abyss wants a chance at it. John Morrison decides to bring in the much bigger Abyss to try to combat Scott Tazte. Abyss comes into the ring, and Scott Tazte doesn’t look shaken to the fact he knows that he will have to change his style. In fact he seems so confident he locks up with Abyss, and as expected Abyss throws Scott Tazte down to the mat, Scott Tazte gets up to his feet quickly. Abyss charges at Scott Tazte, but seemly Scott Tazte had planned this all along, he ducks under Abyss clothesline, and as Abyss turns around, Scott Tazte hits a few knife edge chops to the chest. Abyss stumbles backwards, and Scott Tazte tries to whip Abyss to the ropes, and but it’s reversed by Abyss. Scott Tazte bounces off of the ropes, and Rad Hazard makes the tag on Scott Tazte as he bounces off of the ropes, and Scott Tazte baseball slides under Abyss’ big boot, and does a quick pose before the Kountdown. Abyss turns around, Tazte kicks Abyss in the gut, and hits the Kountdown. After hitting this move, because Abyss is face down. Scott Tazte gets on the apron, and is sure to do a longer pose before the Kountdown, to which one crowd member does a fake t-shirt toss, Tazte looks annoyed. Rad Hazard comes off of the top rope, and hits a elbow drop to the back of Abyss, and Rad Hazard thinking that it might be a good time to try to make the cover, pushes Abyss on his back, and hooks the leg, and the ref counts the 1…………….2………………..Abyss kicks out with authority, Rad Hazard goes flying nearly across the ring, and Rad Hazard looks amazed at the power of Abyss, and he gets up to his feet, and tells Abyss to get up too. But as this is happening, Rad Hazard is way too close to the corner of Abyss and Morrison, and Morrison from the outside slaps Rad Hazard on the back of the head. This makes Rad Hazard turn around, and Rad Hazard throws a fist, but it’s ducked under by John Morrison, who hits a bicycle kick to the face of Rad Hazard.]

JR-Rad might regret losing his focus.

King-That has to be the first time that has ever effected anyone in a match.

Kris Gaffney-Guess so…

[Rad Hazard stumbles backwards, and turns around right into the waiting Abyss who grabs Rad Hazard by the throat, and lifts him up, and hits a choke slam. But falls away from Rad Hazard, and Abyss looks up, and see’s that John Morrison is looking for the tag, and Abyss makes the tag to John Morrison. John Morrison comes into the ring, and Rad Hazard gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. John Morrison knocks him down with a running clothesline that knocks down Rad Hazard with a clothesline. He falls into the mat, and he slowly gets up dazed, and John Morrison hits a few forearm shots to the face that backs up Rad Hazard to the mat, and he whips Rad Hazard to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and Rad Hazard hits a leg lariat that connects on Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard is in a sitting position, and John Morrison seeing this as a chance to possibly put this match away with a move that sometimes works, John Morrison runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes, and goes for a double knee to the face, but it’s ducked under by Rad Hazard who gets up to his feet. Rad Hazard measures, and goes for a super kick on John Morrison, but John Morrison ducks under it, and Rad Hazard turns into a scoop, and hits a body slam on Rad Hazard. John Morrison sets up Rad Hazard, and hits one of his trademark leg drops. John Morrison goes into the cover on Rad Hazard, and the ref counts the 1………………….2…………………kick out by Rad Hazard, John Morrison doesn’t look too bothered, instead of complaining to the ref, he gets up, and starts hitting a few mounted punches, and the ref is on the one to complain to him about the closed fists, anyways Rad Hazard pushes John Morrison off before he can do anything. Rad Hazard, and John Morrison get up at about the same time. Rad Hazard charges at John Morrison, going for a running fist to the face of John Morrison. But John Morrison ducks under, and hits a C4. Abyss wants in, so John Morrison allows the big man to possibly finish off Rad Hazard. Abyss grabs Rad Hazard, pulls him up, and hits the shock treatment on Rad Hazard, Abyss gets up to his feet, and calls for the black hole slam.]

JR-Abyss just hit the shock tr

eatment, and it looks like he wants to finish this match.

King-They always do this when their going to lose.

Kris Gaffney-What if he wins?

King-Then I’ll just say it again next time, it’ll be true another time.

[Abyss does the usual thing, and he throws Rad Hazard into Scott Tazte, and Rad Hazard stumbles back towards Abyss, and he whips Rad Hazard off of the ropes, but as he comes off of the ropes, Morrison hang man’s him off of the ropes. Rad stumbles backwards, and turns around, right into the Black Hole Slam! Abyss goes into the cover on Rad Hazard, the ref counts the 1…………2………..3!]

JR-Abyss and Morrison win.

King-Although Morrison sure made sure he was involved.

(Saturday Shockwave goes off the air with John Morrison celebrating a little too much, we get a shot of Tazte not caring much because on top of the stage is Firestorm, and the two are having a stare down.)