EMF: Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen.) (The lights are turned off in the arena. Pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. They crash everytime they hit. The lights turn on, and fans yell, and wave their signs. The camera scans the crowds, getting various shots. Before moving out to get a wide shot of the arena.) JR-The EMF has come to you live from the Pepsi Arena in Denver, Colorado. Welcome to another edition of Saturday Shockwave. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined as always by Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King-He went back to the old way…tonight the Melon Club gets a chance to take on the Inhumans. These two teams have had a vendetta against each other. Kris Gaffney-I doubt that it’ll ever be solved, but doesn’t hurt to try. Also, last week we witness the actions of Wretched Nobody who seems to be locked in some sort of issue with the owner of the company..Prez Mike. King-Half owner. Kris Gaffney-When’s the last time you seen Cena? King-Recently…he was making fun of Catherine. Kris Gaffney-In the arena? King shrugs JR-Our first match of this evening is about to get started. All across the world men, women and children ran to their television screens to tune into the most popular professional wrestling promotion on the planet, EMF! Even before the camera began to roll the sold out crowd in the Denver Pepsi Center is pulsing with energy. The line for the live event was still out the door as the sea of EMF fans began to rise to the rafters of the stadium. The camera’s flew over the ocean of spectators and picked out homemade signs, t-shirts, giant heads and all sorts of other things the EMF nation had brought with them to this live event. The sounds of their collective anticipation were like waves of volume crashing all over the place. Suddenly fireworks exploded from the stage and the already electric crowd became a solid wall of sound. They cheered, they raised their signs, and they jumped around all while the pyro announced that EMF Shockwave was officially about to begin. The camera’s soared overhead as the energy of the crowd was so infectious that even the people at home swore they could feel the heat coming right off the stage. The pyro ended with a massive finally as the last reaming fans made their way to their spots. The place was packed tight and through the lenses of the cameras one could see that there was not one person amongst the crowd who looked anything but on the edge of their seat. "Game On" by Disciple plays as the house lights go down, blue lights flood the arena, and a slight strobe effect starts playing on the stage. EMF Attitude President Tony "The Badd Boy" Ikeda walks out from behind the curtains. Tony stands on the ramp with his black wrestling pants, boots, cross necklace shimmering, and new "Baddest" Wrestler's Organization BWO t-shirt on. and throws a hand forward as a pop of pyrotechnics fire off behind him. Tony saunters half way down the ramp as he looks around at the crowd from both sides. Tony then eyes the ring and sprints towards it sliding in under the bottom rope and popping up. Tony goes to the corner turnbuckle, climbs up on the middle turnbuckle and poses with his arms out to his side. Golden pyrotechnics shower down towards the middle of the ring. As they end he hops down, Then the lights go out… A brief moment later they come back up and The Wretched Nobody is standing in the dead center of the ring looking directly at Tony Ikeda. JR: Talk about Intensity! These two are waiting to unleash hell! KG: Tony Ikeda is in the middle of the ring actually Calling in The Wretched Nobody! JR: I wonder if this is the kind of match Prez Mike really wanted. KG: Well, wary be the wishful - because when you go knock at the Devil's door… you might just get an answer. As soon as the bell rings Ikeda locks up and gives Nobody no chance to use his power as he hits a Diamond Cutter! The Wretched Nobody is up almost as quickly as Ikeda, grabbing him in a reverse chokeslam! Then as Tony Ikeda is again ripped up off the ground he counters and lands an Enziguri! Nobody staggers backwards and as Tony Ikeda runs in to keep up the pressure Nobody grabs him up in a Cradle of Bedlam! JR: Massive Elevated Sit-Out Powerbomb from Wretch has the EMF’s predominant living legend writhing on the canvas! KG: Tony Ikeda is keeping the pace for the most part but he has to watch that explosive power of the monster. JR: Tony Ikeda's ring presence, and technique are always impeccable. KG: Uh huh, and for all his talent - his head just got Bounced off the canvas with the rest of his body. Relentlessly The Wretched Nobody pulls Tony Ikeda up off the ground and sends him into the ropes, Tony Ikeda ducks a clothesline but rebounds towards a Standing Shoulder block that he counters into an amazing shimmering Frankensteiner! KG: WOW! JR: Ikeda is a man on a mission here tonight! Tony Ikeda climbs to the top - he waits for The Wretched Nobody to get back to his feet and hits him with a Flying clothesline from top rope! Both men tumble across the canvas and as Tony Ikeda gets smoothly to his feet he turns around and is swarmed by the rushing Nobody who kicks him in the gut and delivers his ”Shock Therapy” - V Trigger! JR: Tony Ikeda is keeping that pressure on and showing us the sort of performance that only time can teach - but good god, Nobody is inhuman! KG: Yeah. Everybody knows that about Nobody. JR: Tony Ikeda is still in this fight, Mythology of Wretch aside, Tony Ikeda came to win! KG: He better figure a way around Nobody’s sudden, vicious offence. Nobody sends Ikeda into the ropes again and attempts a Spinning Side Slam that Ikeda counters into a Quick Roll up, Nobody kicks out and Ikeda hits the ropes landing Springboard Moonsault! Tony Ikeda keeps up the pace by rolling through and going to the top for a Frog splash! Tony Ikeda hits Nobody so hard that he bounces back to his feet and sucks up the pain as he changes into a dead run towards a Lionsault that he gets up from only to deliver a series if three stiff elbows directly to the base of Nobody’s skull! JR: There ya go, Son! Go Get You Some! KG: Tony Ikeda has it all right now and he's wrestling like a man a generation younger than himself - but he'd better remember his glory days are a decade to his back, no one can keep a pace like that with Nobody, for very long. JR: Would you stop being such a negative nancy? Tony Ikeda is bringing the beat down to Nobody! KG: One mistake, one miscalculation and he'll find himself on the mat again after another Trephination treatment. Tony Ikeda gets to his feet holding his ribs The Wretched Nobody sits upright - Tony doesn’t let up, giving Nobody a roll over neck snap. Nobody whips back and begins getting back to his feet Ikeda attempts a dropkick but the monster side steps and catches him in mid-air! Nobody attempts an Overhead Belly to Belly but Tony Ikeda counters into an Arm drag that leads into a clothesline from hell - quickly following up with a Sharpshooter attempt that Nobody kicks free off, Tony Ikeda lands back first to the corner and jumps up to the second rope for a crossbody splash! In a daring feat of expertise he then runs across the ring - scales the turnbuckles and quickly catwalks into a springboard Moonsault! JR: My God! Tony Ikeda is making sure The Wretched Nobody stays Down! KG: The thing about being in a ring with someone like Nobody is that he doesn't fear injury. We are impressed by how hard he hits, but that's because he doesn't feel it. Every other man on the roster is literally, painfully aware of the abuse his own body will take during an offence - every other man except Tony Ikeda tonight, apparently. JR: Truer words have never been said - Tony Ikeda is giving us a High Risk Clinic in there, and he's catching the former world champion off guard with it! KG: Well we'll see how long he can keep up the pace. If you want to beat someone like Nobody you need to get the pin while you've got him down because he's not going to stay there long. Tony Ikeda and Wretch both get slowly to their feet, Nobody grabs up Ikeda in a German Suplex, Ikeda flips into it and reverse DDT’s Wretch into the middle of the ring. Ikeda rolls through to his feet and to the awe of the audience Nobody sits back up! Tony Ikeda goes looking for another clothesline on Nobody but only finds a Chokeslam into the turnbuckle! Tony Ikeda reels out of the corner into another Shock Therapy- Running high knee to the sternum that sends Ikeda right back into the turnbuckles - Nobody tries an Argentine Breaker, with agony and precision Tony Ikeda counters into a Backstabber! JR: Tony Ikeda is just bringing it to Wretch! KG: He's holding on to a slight lead, but he's wearing down and that monster doesn't stop. Never has. JR: Tony Ikeda is taking some serious risks, but they're paying off! The fans are getting behind him! KG: Loads of people in EMF’s locker room have millions of fans, and The Wretched Nobody beats the crap out of those superstars too. Tony Ikeda pulls himself up on the ropes and turns to see Nobody going for his Running back elbow backbreaker - Tony Ikeda ducks it and dropkicks Nobody over the top rope to the outside! Tony Ikeda waits for Wretch to get back up and launches himself over into a seated press - only to be caught in another “Cradle of Bedlam” on the outside! JR: Unbelievable catch and devastating landing! KG: I bet Ikeda believes it happened, or he will when his head stops ringing. Nobody rips Tony Ikeda off the ground into an Sitout suplex slam right onto the stairs! Ikeda writhes off the steps and is yanked into the vertical suplex knee facebreaker he calls “The Sedative”! JR: This is getting dangerous. Tony Ikeda is being mangled right now, we’re seeing a brand new beast without Grace at ringside. KG: Tony Ikeda is getting exactly what he came for - a tour of Hell by the devil himself. The Wretched Nobody snaps his attention to The admonishing referee, he turns and steps towards the ring. Knowing this will definitely start the count out Tony Ikeda rolls over and grabs for Wretch’s ankle. Nobody stops, and stomps between Tony Ikeda’s shoulders flattening him out. Nobody turns back towards the ring and as he reaches out for the apron he gets Battering Rammed into the ring post by the same Ikeda who delivers a series of Repeated Headbutts until he's pushed back, Tony saves himself ducking a “Trephination” Big Boot but not the “Spine Chiller” – Chokeslam Bavkbreaker! JR: The ref needs to get this back inside the ring. This is getting ludicrous. KG: If you don't want a big freak in a mask kicking the crap out of you, don't agree to a match with The Wretched Nobody. JR: It's a match when it is Inside the ring. KG: Tony Ikeda knew what he was getting into and he is clearly still in the fight. Wretch rolls Ikeda back into the ring and follows him in grabbing him by the throat and lifting him into theTexas Tower Bomb he calls “Abreaction”. Tony Ikeda breaks free at the height of the move bringing an elbow down into Nobody’s crown the crowd grasps and as Ikeda lands on his feet he fires off a lightning quick and cement stiff Superkick to the jaw of the big man! The Wretched Nobody shakes his head and falls to a knee Ikeda is quick to apply a deep Headlock; Ikeda tries an inverted DDT and Nobody rips free and snatches Tony Ikeda up into his “Abreaction”! JR: Unbelievable back and forth here! KG: Unbelievable that Tony Ikeda is still standing, much less fighting like he is. JR: Tony Ikeda is a Legend that Walks Among us. KG: Not right now… The Wretched Nobody is doing what he said he would - he's standing over Tony Ikeda watching him suffer. The Wretched Nobody stands over Tony Ikeda looking down at him. The crowd weighing more heavily with boos seems to catch his attention. Nobody goes to the corner waiting for Tony Ikeda to get up off the ground before he sets himself in motion for a Trephination - but Tony Ikeda ducks it again turning around into a spinebuster on the big man! Tony Ikeda plants Nobody so hard he clutches his own core, battered and beaten Tony Ikeda takes a moment to get into the pin fall. JR: Go! Go! It's right there! KG: He's got the leg hooked. Ref: 1… 2… Kick Out! JR: How!? KG: He's a freak? Tony Ikeda is hurt but fights back to his knees, he's close and he knows it. Tony Ikeda starts to pull Nobody up but Nobody shoves him into the ropes and rushes in with a Trephination, Tony Ikeda slides beneath the boot and gets back up to his feet locking in a full nelson but Nobody unceremoniously rips Tony Ikeda off the ground and drops him into the full plight of a Lobotomy! JR: OH No! KG: Man, oh Man! JR: Tony Ikeda looks like he's out cold… The Wretched Nobody shoves Ikeda to the outside and slithers back away past the referee, who checks on Ikeda and begins a count. KG: What the? Ref: 1… 2…. JR: He's making the referee start the count. Sick bastard. Ref: 3… 4... KG: What is the sense in this? Ref: 5… JR: This takes a ten count… Not a three count. Nobody told him he'd take time from him. KG: Ikeda is Moving!! Ref: 6… 7... JR: He's getting up to all fours! KG: The Wretched Nobody is lurking in the far corner... Ref: 8… 9! Tony Ikeda fighting himself back up to his feet, flings himself into the ring while being cheered by the crowd who chant “You still got it! You still got it! You still got it!” - The Wretched Nobody bears down on Ikeda with what looks like another Trephination which Ikeda counters over into a rear naked choke! JR: He's got the hooks in Deep! KG: If Ikeda can hold onto this he could win! Nobody's ability to stand is slowly draining away from him. Nobody spins trying to take Tony Ikeda off his back but can't - he then charges the turnbuckles and Tony Ikeda releases the hold taking a tumble over the top to the apron rather than the impact. Wretch staggers back regaining himself, and Tony Ikeda launches into a Battering ram European uppercut! The Wretched Nobody is sent reeling back into the ropes. Tony jumps up and shoves Nobody into the corner! JR: Both of these men have taken each other to the limits of human ability here and this is just our opening bout! KG: I don't know if we have ever had a match like this to kick off the show. JR: Tony literally has Wretch on the ropes! KG: Nobody is trying to unscramble his egg, and I don't think it's working! The Wretched Nobody fires off another Trephination attempt but Tony Ikeda side steps and rolls through it right into his Release Dragon Suplex! Nobody's skull smashed into the ground so hard he came back up to his feet and falls back into the ropes - Tony does a nip-up and turns around face first into The Trephination! The Wretched Nobody falls flat on his back beside Ikeda. JR: Ikeda goes down in a heap! KG: But The Wretched Nobody collapsed right beside him! The referee checks both men, neither respond forcing the ten count. Ref: 1…..2…..3….. JR: Neither man is moving. KG: I think Wretch got knocked out first, and retaliated on sheer instincts alone. Ref: 4…..5…..6….. Out of nowhere The Wretched Nobody sits up and eerily he looks over to Tony Ikeda. He picks up Tony Ikeda. He runs towards the corner, and he tries to launch Tony Ikeda into the ring post. Tony Ikeda slides out of the back of Wretch. Tony pushes Wretch into the ring post. Tony seems still dazed, instead of getting back into the ring, he grabs the chair, and he yells for Wretch to turn around. Wretch turns around. Tony goes for a chair shot. But it's blocked. Wretch rips the chair away, and takes the chair. Wretch uses the chair on Tony Ikeda. Smashing Tony over his head. Tony Ikeda is down, and is bleeding all over the place. The ref calls for the bell. Tony wins via DQ. JR-Wretched Nobody didn't take too kindly to Tony's desperation. King-In a way it kind of worked out for Tony. Kris Gaffney-Probably not the way he'd like it to though. Nobody grabs the gold chain around Tony Ikeda's neck - Ikeda's hand comes up to stop him and The Wretched Nobody reacts violently by getting up and giving Tony Ikeda one more Lobotomy! JR: What the hell!? KG: What!? The Wretched Nobody rips the Golden-cross chain off Tony's neck and the arena lights flicker then go out. When they come back up Wretched Nobody is gone. JR: What is going? KG: I have no idea. We see Grace Brutal sitting timidly in an office chair across from Prez Mike who holds a clipboard in his hand. Prez Mike: I have had my job and done it well for a very long time. You two might be prodigies in the modern era of EMF but I don’t really have to care about that. This is tonight's card… Do you know who put it together? Grace Brutal- You, sir. Prez Mike: Yes, me. Because despite what people like you sometimes let yourselves think… I'm still in charge. I’m glad to see this week that he figured out what I did and why, but I hope that you help him get the hint. Grace. Honestly young lady… there are ways far worse than firings to punish you two. I Have Been understanding, I have personally ensuring that you two are always scheduled as one act.... So trust me when I say; I am an old hand at this, and I have patents on punishments even your sick mind couldn’t imagine. Grace Brutal- Yes, sir. I understand sir. Prez Mike: I just need him to understand that he can't go into business for himself around here. He's promising, he's talented even - but absolutely anybody can see the potential dangers of Nobody not at least answering to you. That’s what I pay you for, Grace. You’re my monster wrangler. You’re my demon tamer. So please… for both our sakes, and rates of income - do something about him? Grace Brutal- I will, sir I promise. The office lights flicker and go out - when they come back up The Wretched Nobody is Face to Mask with Prez Mike holding the Golden Cross in his tightly clenched fist. Prez Mike is expectedly startled but appears not to be phased. Nobody smashes the chain down through the clipboard slamming both onto the desk, bending the cross under the impact. The Wretched Nobody stares straight into Prez Mike’s eyes as he gently picks up Grace’s hand. The office lights flicker and go out. When they come back up, Grace and Wretch are gone, and a red card sits on Prez Mike’s desk with his name on it, spelled out in calligraphy. He picks it up and inside it simply says “All your Villains, Martyrs, and Heroes will find their bitter ends on his way back to The Edge.” - The One from the Shadows. Prez Mike picks up the now ragged golden cross chain. Prez Mike: Don’t you think I already knew that? (“the duck song” blasts on the PA system. Shinsuke Nakamango walks out on the stage, he does some weird hand gesters before he enters the ring. He enters the ring.) JR-The former tag team champion is going to go it a lone. King-Hopefully he won’t need fruit. Kris Gaffney-That could be a weakness. (“X is gonna give it to you” blasts on the PA system. Wade Wilson walks out on the stage, and he walks slowly to the ring. Wade Wilson walks to the ring.) JR-Wade Wilson has had issues with the Melon Club recently. King- Strange, he is a fan of fruit. [Shinsuke Nakamango does a bunch of hand gestuers. The only hand gesture that Wade Wilson has is a big punch to the face of Shinsuke Nakamango. He rolls to the ropes, and he gets up to his feet stunned. He hits a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards, and then he grabs his hand, and he whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and he hits a back elbow to the face that knocks down Shinsuke Nakamango is slow to get up to his feet, he is dazed, and once he gets up to his feet.He kicks him in to the gut, and he hooks him with a vertical suplex position, and he connects with it. Wade Wilson drops an elbow to the chest of Shinsuke Nakamango. This stuns him, and he picks up Wade Wilson, and he hits a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards. Shinsuke tries to throw a fist to the face, but Wade Wilson ducks under, and he hooks SHinsuke Nakamango, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a belly to back suplex that puts him down on the mat. Wade Wilson goes into the cover on Shinsuke. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2………KICK OUT by Shinsuke Nakamango. Wade Wilson looks towards the camera, and he makes some sort of 4th wall joke as Shinsuke Nakamango rolls towards the corner of the ring. Wade Wilson goes back on the attack, and he hits a few hard fists to the face of Shinsuke Nakamango, before whipping him towards the corner, and he crashes hard into the corner.] JR-So far Shinsuke has not been able to figure out Wade Wilson. King-Maybe the melon god’s don’t want him. Kris Gaffney-Probably an act of mercy [Wade Wilson runs towards Shinsuke, Shinsuke counters with a thrust kick to the chin that puts down Wade Wilson. Shinseke Nakamango takes a few moments to rest up as Wade Wilson pulls himself up to his feet. Shinsuke Nakamango waits for Wade Wilson to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, he gets up to his feet. Shinsuke hooks him, and he runs up the ropes, and he connects with a tornado DDT. That plants down Wade Wilson, Shinsuke stands up, and he hits a kick to the head of Wade Wilson. Wade Wilson goes down on the mat.] JR-That could have knocked out Wade. King-That’s good…I got him in the Dead Pool. Kris Gaffney-That sounds like a franchise… [Shinseke Nakamango picks up Wade Wilson, and he pushes him to the ropes, he whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Shinsuke lowers his head, Wade Wilson kicks his head. Shinsuke stands up. Wade Wilson kicks him in the gut, hooks him, and drops him with the Dead Pool! Wade pushes Shinsuke on his back. Wade goes into the cover on Shinsuke. The ref counts 1……………….2…………….3!!] JR-Wade Wilson with the counter gets the win. King-The Melon Gods sure weren’t on Shinsuke’s side there. Kris Gaffney-I’m not sure if that’s how they work, or not… I AM IN THE TOP ONE PERCENT The music blasts over the speakers as EC3 walks out onto the stage. He sticks his arms out and points up and down the stands before shouting "I'M BETTER THAN YOU". He then walks down the ramp while looking as smug as possible He slowly makes his way to the steel steps before walking up them. He steps into the ring, flexes, then gets in his corner for the match.* JR-Ethan Carter finally had a mis-step last week. King-At least were not pretending it didn’t happen to continue an undefeated streak. (“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage. He nods his head, and he does the “YES!” taunt downt o the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Daniel Bryan seems to be hyped up for this match. King-We’ll see how far that goes. Kris Gaffney-You can’t deny his talent, but his luck leaves something to be desired. [The bell rings. Ethan Carter III stands in the ring playing up to the crowd. Daniel Bryan yells “YES!” this weirds Ethan Carter out, he runs towards Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan counters with a duck under, and he kicks him into the gut. This stuns Ethan Carter III backwards, and he tries to whip him to the ropes, but Ethan Carter is able to reverse the whip. Daniel Bryan bounces off of the ropes, as he bounces off of the ropes. Ethan Carter III gets hit with a diving clothesline by Daniel Bryan. Carter goes down on the mat, and he gets up to his feet. Daniel Bryan attempts to go for a kick to the gut, but it’s caught by Ethan Carter III. Daniel Bryan counters with a ezuguri that connects to the side of the head of Ethan Carter III. EC3 stumbles backwards. He grabs a hold of the ropes to attempt to keep his balance, and Daniel Bryan runs towards him, and he connects with a running drop kick that sends him the rest of the way. Daniel Bryan walks around the ring doing the “YES” taunt as the crowd get into it. EC3 is recovering on the outside of the ring. Daniel Bryan runs towards the ropes, he comes off of the ropes, and he dives through the ropes, and he connects with a suicide dive on Ethan Carter III. The crowd gives him a good pop for this move. Daniel Bryan throws Ethan Carter III into the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. Daniel Bryan waits for Ethan Carter to get up to his feet.] JR-Daniel Bryan is about to take a chance. King-Pretty much describes his whole career. Kris Gaffney-Although some of the chances are better than others. [Daniel Bryan leaps off of the top rope, and he goes for a cross body block. Ethan Carter is able to catch him, and he drops Daniel Bryan with a rib breaker. He lifts up Daniel Bryan, and he puts Daniel Bryan over his shoulder, and he runs out of the corner, and he connects with a running power slam. Ethan Carter goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan. The ref counts 1…………..KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan. Ethan Carter uses this chance to rest up a bit, but he does’t have a lot of time as Daniel Bryan is get up to his feet. Ethan Carter picks up Daniel Bryan over his head.] JR-What power by EC3. Kris Gaffney-What do you think Aunt Dixie thinks? King-A question I often wonder. [Daniel Bryan struggles. He lands behind EC3. Daniel Bryan stumbles backwards. Daniel Bryan runs towards EC3, and he connects with the running knee!! EC3 is down. Daniel Bryan goes into the cover on EC3. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…………3!!] JR-Daniel Bryan wins this match!! Walking to the ring, wearing a custom robe with "Muhammad Ali" name on the back. Before he enters into the ring, he walks on the apron to the nearest corner, climbing on it, The Rock-esque. Then Ali enters the ring and removes his robe and gives it to announcer. JR-This next match pits both contenders of the IC, and Extreme championship against each other. King-Although it should help Ali a bit more as it’s a standard match. Kris Gaffney-On paper, that’s right. On the black screen, the words "Hear the Word" appear in white. They fade out and "Feel the Light" appears. That fades out and "See the Truth" appears. Finally "Welcome to The Fold" appears and as it does Lateralus by Tool starts up. Out walks Brother Jed in long pants and a button up shirt with a tie. We walks down to the ring trying to shake hands with the crowd. He walks up the steps and climbs through the ropes. He then removes his tie and shirt as the song fades out.) Announcer: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 250lbs and standing 6'3", Brother Jed, JEDIDIAH STONE! JR-Jedidiah Stone might not be the leader of the fold anymore, but that seems to have focused him on his career. King-Too bad…I was about to join. Kris Gaffney-Really? King-No…I just like to hear him talk about how many people he almost got. [Muhammad Ali and the former leader of the fold comes towards the middle of the ring. The ref gives final instructions, the bell rings, and Muhammad Ali goes for a fist to the face. Jedidiah Stone ducks under, and Jedidiah Stone counters by grabbing Muhammad’s head, and drops down with a jaw breaker. Muhammad Ali stumble backwards in pain, and Jedidiah Stone gets up to his feet. He hits a few forearm shots to the face that makes him back up into the ropes. He tries to whip Muhammad Ali to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Muhammad Ali. As Jedidiah Stone runs to the ropes, he hooks the ropes, and he doesn’t go back. This doesn’t please Muhammad Ali who runs towards him, he throws him over the top rope, and he lands on his feet Jedidiah Stone hits a jumping kick to the side of the head that makes him fall off of the apron, and he falls on the outside of the ring. Jedidiah Stone takes his time to measures up on Jedidiah Stone as he is looking for new recruits for the fold. Muhammad Ali sling shots himself up to the top rope, and he connects with a cross body block by Muhammad Ali. Muhamamd Ali and Jedidiah Stone are down on the mat mat. Jedidiah Stone hits a few punches to the face of Muhammad Ali. Jedidiah Stone picks up Muhammad Ali, and he tries to whip Muhammad Ali into the steps. He crashes hard into the ring steps. Muhammad Ali cawls away obviously trying to get some separation from Jedidiah Stone. Jedidiah Stone picks up Muhammad Ali, and he throws him into the ring, and Jedidiah Stone jumps on the apron, he goes to the top rope. He stands up on the top rope as Muhammad Ali is up on his feet, and he turns towards him. Jedidiah Stone jumps off, and he connects with a cross body block!!] JR-This could be it. King-Muhammad’s former opponents just groaned when you said that. [Jedidiah Stone goes into the cover on Muhammad Ali. The ref counts 1…………….2………..KICK OUT by Muhammad Ali!!Jedidiah Stone gets up to his feet. Jedidiah Stone see’s Muhammad Ali is in the corner, he runs towards Muhammad Ali, but as he’s coming towards him Ali is able to surprise him with a straight punch to the side of the face. This turns Jedidiah Stone, and he hooks him, and he runs out of the corner, and he connects with a running bulldog.] King-That’s why he’s the greatest JR!! JR-I didn’t say anything King-You were….I can sense it. Kris Gaffney-Jumping to conclusions is always a plus. [Muhammad Ali plays to the crowd, and he waits for Jedidiah Stone to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, and he connects with a jab, another jab, he shuffles, and he goes for another one. Jedidiah Stone ducks under. Jedidiah Stone lifts him up, and he drops him with Welcome to the Fold. Jedidiah Stone goes into the cover on Muhammad Ali. The ref counts 1……………2………..3!!] JR-Jedidiah Stone gets the victory. King-Both of these guy’s are big threats to the championships they are contending for. Kris Gaffney-Jedidiah is going to get so many people to join now! (“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage. He has his web camera, he takes various shots of himself walking down to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.) King-You know after all these years, I realize that Ryder probably just deletes all this footage. Kris Gaffney-Well…probably can’t do much useful with it…and it would just be a waste of space to keep around. (“Heavy sits the crown” blasts on the PA system. Daryl Prichard walks out on the stage. The spider king walks down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Daryl Prichard has seemed to gain a new fire. King-He does whatever a Spider king does. Kris Gaffney-No idea what that is…but ok… [Zack Ryder and Daryl Prichard pace around the ring. Zack Ryder pumps up the crowd. They are clearly hyped. This doesn’t please Daryl at all, he jumps in the air, and he goes for the Stone Fist. This was what Zack Ryder was waiting on. Zack Ryder runs towards the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes, and he hits a flying forearm shot to the face that knocks down Daryl Prichard. Daryl Prichard gets up to his feet, Zack Ryder hits a standing drop kick that knocks him backwards. Daryl Prichard falls out of the ring, Zack Ryder takes a few moments to pump up the crowd who chant for Ryder. Zack Ryder takes his time to set up for his next move. He goes over to the ropes, and he sling shots himself up over the top rope, and he hits a flying cross body block on Daryl Prichard. Zack Ryder knowing that this is hardcore match decides to continue the assault by picking up Daryl Prichard by his hair, and he moves him towards the steel ramp, he hooks Daryl Prichard into a vertical suplex. He hits a snap suplex on the steel ramp. Daryl Prichard is clearly in a lot of pain, and Zack brings him over to the barricade, and he hits his head on the top of the barricade. Daryl Prichard stumbles around,a nd Zack Ryder grabs his arm, and he whips him to the ring steps, and he hits the ring post back first. Daryl Prichard is now in a seated position. Zack Ryder looks around, and a grin grows on his face, and Zack Ryder backs up, and he measures up on Daryl Prichard. He fist pumps. Woo! Woo! Woo! Zack Ryder runs towards Daryl Prichard, and he connects with the broski boot to the side of the face. Daryl Prichard seems stunned, and Zack Ryder grabs Daryl Prichard, and he throws him into the ring. Zack Ryder slides into the ring, and Zack Ryder goes into the cover. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2……………..KICK OUT by Daryl Prichard. Zack Ryder stares downt he ref, but he seems to keep his cool as he hits a few stomps on the downed Daryl Prichard. Zack Ryder backs up, and he measures on Daryl Prichard who is struggling to pull himself up to his feet.] JR-Zack Ryder might have Daryl Prichard where he wants him. King-Daryl might be extreme, but Zack is elite. Kris Gaffney-I wish Lee Foster could comment right now. [Zack Ryder measures up on Daryl Prichard, Zack Ryder goes for the Rough Ryder. But it’s blocked by Daryl Prichard, Daryl Prichard holds Zack Ryder, and he throws him into the corner with a buckle bomb. Zack Ryder hits into the corner, and he stumbles out of the corner. Daryl Prichard gets kicked to the gut, and he plants him down with DDT. Daryl Prichard goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref counts 1…………2..KICK OUT by Daryl Prichard.] JR-Almost three. King-So far there really hasn’t been a hardcore element brought into the mix. Kris Gaffney-Sure that will change now that you said something… [Daryl Prichard goes to the outside of the ring, and he pulls out a chair, he slides into the ring. Daryl Prichard goes for a chair shot. Zack Ryder ducks under. Daryl Prichard turns towards him, and Zack super kicks the chair into the face of Daryl. Daryl stumbles backwards, Zakc Ryder connects with a Rough Ryder!! Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Daryl Prichard. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2……….3!!] JR-Daryl Prichard use of the chair back fired on him. King- Zack is one more step to being elite again! (“You think you know me” blasts on the PA system. Edge and Austin Joseph runs out on the stage. They walk down the isle, and step inside of the ring.) JR-Were about to start our main event. King-You can’t deny the success of these two in a short amount of time in the EMF. Kris Gaffney-If you could, then they can just hold up the championships to prove it. (“The Duck Song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon and Apple Juice Styles walk out on the stage. They step inside of the ring, but not before giving fruit advice. JR-Speaking of successful, the Melon Club has been quite successful. King-Except for Apple Juice. Kris Gaffney-Give him time, the Melon Gods are just testing him! [Edge and Walter Melon start out. They pace around, they lock up, Walter Melon is able to go behind the world champion. Walter puts on a hammer lock, then transition into a side head lock. He puts on the pressure on Edge, Edge looks for a way out of the hold, and he pushes Walter Melon to the ropes. Edge whips Walter Melon to the ropes. Walter Melon bounces off of the ropes, and Walter Melon hits a shoulder block that puts down Edge. Edge gets up quickly, Edge goes for a fist to the face of Walter Melon, but it’s blocked, and returned with a fist to the face. Walter Melon lifts up Edge, and drops him with an inverted atomic drop. Edge clear is in a lot of pain. Walter Melon goes behind Edge, and he hooks him with a reverse neck breaker. Edge rolls around in pain as he goes into the corner. Edge is slow to get up to his feet, and Walter Melon waits as Edge is up to his feet. Walter Melon drives Edge into the corner, and he hits a few shoulder blocks driving the air out of Edge with everyone he hits. Walter Melon is in his corner, he reaches out, and he makes the tag to Apple Juice Styles. Walter Melon picks up Edge, and he drops him with a body slam placing him for the next move. Apple Juice gets ready, and he sling shots himself up to the top rope, he jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a 450 splash!! Apple Juice Styles quickly hooks the leg. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………..2…………….KICK OUT by Edge. Apple Juice Styles looks at the ref, he shakes his head, as he clearly thought that he would have gotten the three count there. Apple Juice Styles finally gets over it, and goes back focusing on Edge.] JR-Apple Juice better not give Edge a chance to back into this match, he’s the world champion for a reason. King-I thought it was because he’s Edge. Kris Gaffney-That too. [Edge is pulling himself up to his feet. Apple Juice Styles is now on the outside of the ring, and he waits for Edge to get up to his feet. Edge is up to his feet. Apple Juice sling shots himself up to the top rope, and he goes for some sort of move, whatever it is we will never know because Apple Juice Styles is able to block it, and he drops him with a power bomb. Edge stays on his feet, but clearly he’s dazed, he jumps towards Austin Joseph, and he makes the tag to Austin Joseph. Austin Joseph comes into the ring, and he hits a running clothesline to Apple Juice Styles. Apple Juice Styles down on the mat, and he gets up to his feet. Apple Juice Styles gets hit with a few fists to the face and this makes him back up into the ropes. He whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Austin Joseph drops him with a spinning spine buster that puts down Apple Juice Styles. Styles is in a lot of pain as he rolls away, and he gets up ot his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Austin Joseph hooks Apple Juice Styles after kicking him in the gut. He lifts him up, and he drops him with an impaler DDT that puts him down into the mat. Austin Joseph goes into the cover on Apple Juice Styles. The ref goes into position, and he makes the count. The ref counts 1……………….2………………..Walter Melon comes out of no where, and hits an axe handle breaking up the three count. Walter Melon doesn’t quickly return to his corner, he looks like he is waiting for something.] JR-I don’t like the look of this. King-What are you talking about? JR-Walter isn’t going back to his corner. [Austin Joseph tries to get up to his feet, all of a sudden reaches off screen, and now has….Ashley Irvine. She yells WATERMELON!! Walter puts her down, she runs out of the ring. Walter picks up a water melon, he waits for Austin Joseph to get up to his feet, and he smashes it on the head of Austin Joseph. The ref calls for the bell. The win goes to the team of the Inhumans!!] JR-I knew something was up!! King-Shut up JR! You don’t know that…maybe he just wanted to give Austin Joseph watermelon. Kris Gaffney-So in a way…he’s helping! (Edge comes into the ring, and he hammers away at Walter Melon. Edge is getting the advantage. Apple Juice hits the juiced up kick that sends Edge stumbling forward. He hits into the corner. Walter Melon brings out another watermelon, with holes in them like a bowling ball. He aims, and throws it towards Edge, it hits Edge with a low blow. Edge is in very understandable pain. Shockwave goes off the air with the Melon Club standing tall in the ring.)

EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen.)

(The lights are turned off in the arena. Pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. They crash everytime they hit. The lights turn on, and fans yell, and wave their signs. The camera scans the crowds, getting various shots. Before moving out to get a wide shot of the arena.)

JR-The EMF has come to you live from the Pepsi Arena in Denver, Colorado. Welcome to another edition of Saturday Shockwave. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined as always by Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-He went back to the old way…tonight the Melon Club gets a chance to take on the Inhumans. These two teams have had a vendetta against each other.

Kris Gaffney-I doubt that it’ll ever be solved, but doesn’t hurt to try. Also, last week we witness the actions of Wretched Nobody who seems to be locked in some sort of issue with the owner of the company..Prez Mike.

King-Half owner.

Kris Gaffney-When’s the last time you seen Cena?

King-Recently…he was making fun of Catherine.

Kris Gaffney-In the arena?

*King shrugs*

JR-Our first match of this evening is about to get started.

All across the world men, women and children ran to their television screens to tune into the most popular professional wrestling promotion on the planet, EMF!

Even before the camera began to roll the sold out crowd in the Denver Pepsi Center is pulsing with energy. The line for the live event was still out the door as the sea of EMF fans began to rise to the rafters of the stadium. The camera’s flew over the ocean of spectators and picked out homemade signs, t-shirts, giant heads and all sorts of other things the EMF nation had brought with them to this live event. The sounds of their collective anticipation were like waves of volume crashing all over the place.

Suddenly fireworks exploded from the stage and the already electric crowd became a solid wall of sound. They cheered, they raised their signs, and they jumped around all while the pyro announced that EMF Shockwave was officially about to begin. The camera’s soared overhead as the energy of the crowd was so infectious that even the people at home swore they could feel the heat coming right off the stage. The pyro ended with a massive finally as the last reaming fans made their way to their spots. The place was packed tight and through the lenses of the cameras one could see that there was not one person amongst the crowd who looked anything but on the edge of their seat.

*"Game On" by Disciple plays as the house lights go down, blue lights flood the arena, and a slight strobe effect starts playing on the stage. EMF Attitude President Tony "The Badd Boy" Ikeda walks out from behind the curtains. Tony stands on the ramp with his black wrestling pants, boots, cross necklace shimmering, and new "Baddest" Wrestler's Organization BWO t-shirt on. and throws a hand forward as a pop of pyrotechnics fire off behind him. Tony saunters half way down the ramp as he looks around at the crowd from both sides. Tony then eyes the ring and sprints towards it sliding in under the bottom rope and popping up. Tony goes to the corner turnbuckle, climbs up on the middle turnbuckle and poses with his arms out to his side. Golden pyrotechnics shower down towards the middle of the ring. As they end he hops down, Then the lights go out… A brief moment later they come back up and The Wretched Nobody is standing in the dead center of the ring looking directly at Tony Ikeda.

JR: Talk about Intensity! These two are waiting to unleash hell!

KG: Tony Ikeda is in the middle of the ring actually Calling in The Wretched Nobody!

JR: I wonder if this is the kind of match Prez Mike really wanted.

KG: Well, wary be the wishful - because when you go knock at the Devil's door… you might just get an answer.

As soon as the bell rings Ikeda locks up and gives Nobody no chance to use his power as he hits a Diamond Cutter! The Wretched Nobody is up almost as quickly as Ikeda, grabbing him in a reverse chokeslam! Then as Tony Ikeda is again ripped up off the ground he counters and lands an Enziguri! Nobody staggers backwards and as Tony Ikeda runs in to keep up the pressure Nobody grabs him up in a Cradle of Bedlam!

JR: Massive Elevated Sit-Out Powerbomb from Wretch has the EMF’s predominant living legend writhing on the canvas!

KG: Tony Ikeda is keeping the pace for the most part but he has to watch that explosive power of the monster.

JR: Tony Ikeda's ring presence, and technique are always impeccable.

KG: Uh huh, and for all his talent - his head just got Bounced off the canvas with the rest of his body.

Relentlessly The Wretched Nobody pulls Tony Ikeda up off the ground and sends him into the ropes, Tony Ikeda ducks a clothesline but rebounds towards a Standing Shoulder block that he counters into an amazing shimmering Frankensteiner!

KG: WOW!

JR: Ikeda is a man on a mission here tonight!

Tony Ikeda climbs to the top - he waits for The Wretched Nobody to get back to his feet and hits him with a Flying clothesline from top rope! Both men tumble across the canvas and as Tony Ikeda gets smoothly to his feet he turns around and is swarmed by the rushing Nobody who kicks him in the gut and delivers his ”Shock Therapy” - V Trigger!

JR: Tony Ikeda is keeping that pressure on and showing us the sort of performance that only time can teach - but good god, Nobody is inhuman!

KG: Yeah. Everybody knows that about Nobody.

JR: Tony Ikeda is still in this fight, Mythology of Wretch aside, Tony Ikeda came to win!

KG: He better figure a way around Nobody’s sudden, vicious offence.

Nobody sends Ikeda into the ropes again and attempts a Spinning Side Slam that Ikeda counters into a Quick Roll up, Nobody kicks out and Ikeda hits the ropes landing Springboard Moonsault! Tony Ikeda keeps up the pace by rolling through and going to the top for a Frog splash! Tony Ikeda hits Nobody so hard that he bounces back to his feet and sucks up the pain as he changes into a dead run towards a Lionsault that he gets up from only to deliver a series if three stiff elbows directly to the base of Nobody’s skull!

JR: There ya go, Son! Go Get You Some!

KG: Tony Ikeda has it all right now and he's wrestling like a man a generation younger than himself - but he'd better remember his glory days are a decade to his back, no one can keep a pace like that with Nobody, for very long.

JR: Would you stop being such a negative nancy? Tony Ikeda is bringing the beat down to Nobody!

KG: One mistake, one miscalculation and he'll find himself on the mat again after another Trephination treatment.

Tony Ikeda gets to his feet holding his ribs The Wretched Nobody sits upright - Tony doesn’t let up, giving Nobody a roll over neck snap. Nobody whips back and begins getting back to his feet Ikeda attempts a dropkick but the monster side steps and catches him in mid-air! Nobody attempts an Overhead Belly to Belly but Tony Ikeda counters into an Arm drag that leads into a clothesline from hell - quickly following up with a Sharpshooter attempt that Nobody kicks free off, Tony Ikeda lands back first to the corner and jumps up to the second rope for a crossbody splash! In a daring feat of expertise he then runs across the ring - scales the turnbuckles and quickly catwalks into a springboard Moonsault!

JR: My God! Tony Ikeda is making sure The Wretched Nobody stays Down!

KG: The thing about being in a ring with someone like Nobody is that he doesn't fear injury. We are impressed by how hard he hits, but that's because he doesn't feel it. Every other man on the roster is literally, painfully aware of the abuse his own body will take during an offence - every other man except Tony Ikeda tonight, apparently.

JR: Truer words have never been said - Tony Ikeda is giving us a High Risk Clinic in there, and he's catching the former world champion off guard with it!

KG: Well we'll see how long he can keep up the pace. If you want to beat someone like Nobody you need to get the pin while you've got him down because he's not going to stay there long.

Tony Ikeda and Wretch both get slowly to their feet, Nobody grabs up Ikeda in a German Suplex, Ikeda flips into it and reverse DDT’s Wretch into the middle of the ring. Ikeda rolls through to his feet and to the awe of the audience Nobody sits back up! Tony Ikeda goes looking for another clothesline on Nobody but only finds a Chokeslam into the turnbuckle! Tony Ikeda reels out of the corner into another Shock Therapy- Running high knee to the sternum that sends Ikeda right back into the turnbuckles - Nobody tries an Argentine Breaker, with agony and precision Tony Ikeda counters into a Backstabber!

JR: Tony Ikeda is just bringing it to Wretch!

KG: He's holding on to a slight lead, but he's wearing down and that monster doesn't stop. Never has. JR: Tony Ikeda is taking some serious risks, but they're paying off! The fans are getting behind him!

KG: Loads of people in EMF’s locker room have millions of fans, and The Wretched Nobody beats the crap out of those superstars too.

Tony Ikeda pulls himself up on the ropes and turns to see Nobody going for his Running back elbow backbreaker - Tony Ikeda ducks it and dropkicks Nobody over the top rope to the outside! Tony Ikeda waits for Wretch to get back up and launches himself over into a seated press - only to be caught in another “Cradle of Bedlam” on the outside!

JR: Unbelievable catch and devastating landing!

KG: I bet Ikeda believes it happened, or he will when his head stops ringing.

Nobody rips Tony Ikeda off the ground into an Sitout suplex slam right onto the stairs! Ikeda writhes off the steps and is yanked into the vertical suplex knee facebreaker he calls “The Sedative”!

JR: This is getting dangerous. Tony Ikeda is being mangled right now, we’re seeing a brand new beast without Grace at ringside.

KG: Tony Ikeda is getting exactly what he came for - a tour of Hell by the devil himself.

The Wretched Nobody snaps his attention to The admonishing referee, he turns and steps towards the ring. Knowing this will definitely start the count out Tony Ikeda rolls over and grabs for Wretch’s ankle. Nobody stops, and stomps between Tony Ikeda’s shoulders flattening him out. Nobody turns back towards the ring and as he reaches out for the apron he gets Battering Rammed into the ring post by the same Ikeda who delivers a series of Repeated Headbutts until he's pushed back, Tony saves himself ducking a “Trephination” Big Boot but not the “Spine Chiller” – Chokeslam Bavkbreaker!

JR: The ref needs to get this back inside the ring. This is getting ludicrous.

KG: If you don't want a big freak in a mask kicking the crap out of you, don't agree to a match with The Wretched Nobody.

JR: It's a match when it is Inside the ring.

KG: Tony Ikeda knew what he was getting into and he is clearly still in the fight.

Wretch rolls Ikeda back into the ring and follows him in grabbing him by the throat and lifting him into theTexas Tower Bomb he calls “Abreaction”. Tony Ikeda breaks free at the height of the move bringing an elbow down into Nobody’s crown the crowd grasps and as Ikeda lands on his feet he fires off a lightning quick and cement stiff Superkick to the jaw of the big man! The Wretched Nobody shakes his head and falls to a knee Ikeda is quick to apply a deep Headlock; Ikeda tries an inverted DDT and Nobody rips free and snatches Tony Ikeda up into his “Abreaction”!

JR: Unbelievable back and forth here!

KG: Unbelievable that Tony Ikeda is still standing, much less fighting like he is.

JR: Tony Ikeda is a Legend that Walks Among us.

KG: Not right now… The Wretched Nobody is doing what he said he would - he's standing over Tony Ikeda watching him suffer.

The Wretched Nobody stands over Tony Ikeda looking down at him. The crowd weighing more heavily with boos seems to catch his attention. Nobody goes to the corner waiting for Tony Ikeda to get up off the ground before he sets himself in motion for a Trephination - but Tony Ikeda ducks it again turning around into a spinebuster on the big man! Tony Ikeda plants Nobody so hard he clutches his own core, battered and beaten Tony Ikeda takes a moment to get into the pin fall.

JR: Go! Go! It's right there!

KG: He's got the leg hooked.

Ref: 1… 2… Kick Out!

JR: How!?

KG: He's a freak?

Tony Ikeda is hurt but fights back to his knees, he's close and he knows it. Tony Ikeda starts to pull Nobody up but Nobody shoves him into the ropes and rushes in with a Trephination, Tony Ikeda slides beneath the boot and gets back up to his feet locking in a full nelson but Nobody unceremoniously rips Tony Ikeda off the ground and drops him into the full plight of a Lobotomy!

JR: OH No!

KG: Man, oh Man!

JR: Tony Ikeda looks like he's out cold…

The Wretched Nobody shoves Ikeda to the outside and slithers back away past the referee, who checks on Ikeda and begins a count.

KG: What the?

Ref: 1… 2….

JR: He's making the referee start the count. Sick bastard.

Ref: 3… 4...

KG: What is the sense in this?

Ref: 5…

JR: This takes a ten count… Not a three count. Nobody told him he'd take time from him.

KG: Ikeda is Moving!!

Ref: 6… 7...

JR: He's getting up to all fours!

KG: The Wretched Nobody is lurking in the far corner...

Ref: 8… 9!

Tony Ikeda fighting himself back up to his feet, flings himself into the ring while being cheered by the crowd who chant “You still got it! You still got it! You still got it!” - The Wretched Nobody bears down on Ikeda with what looks like another Trephination which Ikeda counters over into a rear naked choke!

JR: He's got the hooks in Deep!

KG: If Ikeda can hold onto this he could win!

Nobody's ability to stand is slowly draining away from him. Nobody spins trying to take Tony Ikeda off his back but can't - he then charges the turnbuckles and Tony Ikeda releases the hold taking a tumble over the top to the apron rather than the impact. Wretch staggers back regaining himself, and Tony Ikeda launches into a Battering ram European uppercut! The Wretched Nobody is sent reeling back into the ropes. Tony jumps up and shoves Nobody into the corner!

JR: Both of these men have taken each other to the limits of human ability here and this is just our opening bout!

KG: I don't know if we have ever had a match like this to kick off the show.

JR: Tony literally has Wretch on the ropes!

KG: Nobody is trying to unscramble his egg, and I don't think it's working!

The Wretched Nobody fires off another Trephination attempt but Tony Ikeda side steps and rolls through it right into his Release Dragon Suplex! Nobody's skull smashed into the ground so hard he came back up to his feet and falls back into the ropes - Tony does a nip-up and turns around face first into The Trephination! The Wretched Nobody falls flat on his back beside Ikeda.

JR: Ikeda goes down in a heap!

KG: But The Wretched Nobody collapsed right beside him!

The referee checks both men, neither respond forcing the ten count.

Ref: 1…..2…..3…..

JR: Neither man is moving.

KG: I think Wretch got knocked out first, and retaliated on sheer instincts alone.

Ref: 4…..5…..6…..

Out of nowhere The Wretched Nobody sits up and eerily he looks over to Tony Ikeda. He picks up Tony Ikeda. He runs towards the corner, and he tries to launch Tony Ikeda into the ring post. Tony Ikeda slides out of the back of Wretch. Tony pushes Wretch into the ring post. Tony seems still dazed, instead of getting back into the ring, he grabs the chair, and he yells for Wretch to turn around. Wretch turns around. Tony goes for a chair shot. But it's blocked. Wretch rips the chair away, and takes the chair. Wretch uses the chair on Tony Ikeda. Smashing Tony over his head. Tony Ikeda is down, and is bleeding all over the place. The ref calls for the bell. Tony wins via DQ.

JR-Wretched Nobody didn't take too kindly to Tony's desperation.

King-In a way it kind of worked out for Tony.

Kris Gaffney-Probably not the way he'd like it to though.

Nobody grabs the gold chain around Tony Ikeda's neck - Ikeda's hand comes up to stop him and The Wretched Nobody reacts violently by getting up and giving Tony Ikeda one more Lobotomy!

JR: What the hell!?

KG: What!?

The Wretched Nobody rips the Golden-cross chain off Tony's neck and the arena lights flicker then go out. When they come back up Wretched Nobody is gone.

JR: What is going?

KG: I have no idea.

We see Grace Brutal sitting timidly in an office chair across from Prez Mike who holds a clipboard in his hand.

Prez Mike: I have had my job and done it well for a very long time. You two might be prodigies in the modern era of EMF but I don’t really have to care about that. This is tonight's card… Do you know who put it together?

Grace Brutal- You, sir.

Prez Mike: Yes, me. Because despite what people like you sometimes let yourselves think… I'm still in charge. I’m glad to see this week that he figured out what I did and why, but I hope that you help him get the hint. Grace. Honestly young lady… there are ways far worse than firings to punish you two. I Have Been understanding, I have personally ensuring that you two are always scheduled as one act.... So trust me when I say; I am an old hand at this, and I have patents on punishments even your sick mind couldn’t imagine.

Grace Brutal- Yes, sir. I understand sir.

Prez Mike: I just need him to understand that he can't go into business for himself around here. He's promising, he's talented even - but absolutely anybody can see the potential dangers of Nobody not at least answering to you. That’s what I pay you for, Grace. You’re my monster wrangler. You’re my demon tamer. So please… for both our sakes, and rates of income - do something about him?

Grace Brutal- I will, sir I promise.

The office lights flicker and go out - when they come back up The Wretched Nobody is Face to Mask with Prez Mike holding the Golden Cross in his tightly clenched fist. Prez Mike is expectedly startled but appears not to be phased. Nobody smashes the chain down through the clipboard slamming both onto the desk, bending the cross under the impact. The Wretched Nobody stares straight into Prez Mike’s eyes as he gently picks up Grace’s hand. The office lights flicker and go out. When they come back up, Grace and Wretch are gone, and a red card sits on Prez Mike’s desk with his name on it, spelled out in calligraphy. He picks it up and inside it simply says

“All your Villains, Martyrs, and Heroes will find their bitter ends on his way back to The Edge.” - The One from the Shadows.

Prez Mike picks up the now ragged golden cross chain.

Prez Mike: Don’t you think I already knew that?

(“the duck song” blasts on the PA system. Shinsuke Nakamango walks out on the stage, he does some weird hand gesters before he enters the ring. He enters the ring.)

JR-The former tag team champion is going to go it a lone.

King-Hopefully he won’t need fruit.

Kris Gaffney-That could be a weakness.

(“X is gonna give it to you” blasts on the PA system. Wade Wilson walks out on the stage, and he walks slowly to the ring. Wade Wilson walks to the ring.)

JR-Wade Wilson has had issues with the Melon Club recently.

King- Strange, he is a fan of fruit.

[Shinsuke Nakamango does a bunch of hand gestuers. The only hand gesture that Wade Wilson has is a big punch to the face of Shinsuke Nakamango. He rolls to the ropes, and he gets up to his feet stunned. He hits a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards, and then he grabs his hand, and he whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and he hits a back elbow to the face that knocks down Shinsuke Nakamango is slow to get up to his feet, he is dazed, and once he gets up to his feet.He kicks him in to the gut, and he hooks him with a vertical suplex position, and he connects with it. Wade Wilson drops an elbow to the chest of Shinsuke Nakamango. This stuns him, and he picks up Wade Wilson, and he hits a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards. Shinsuke tries to throw a fist to the face, but Wade Wilson ducks under, and he hooks SHinsuke Nakamango, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a belly to back suplex that puts him down on the mat. Wade Wilson goes into the cover on Shinsuke. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2………KICK OUT by Shinsuke Nakamango. Wade Wilson looks towards the camera, and he makes some sort of 4th wall joke as Shinsuke Nakamango rolls towards the corner of the ring. Wade Wilson goes back on the attack, and he hits a few hard fists to the face of Shinsuke Nakamango, before whipping him towards the corner, and he crashes hard into the corner.]

JR-So far Shinsuke has not been able to figure out Wade Wilson.

King-Maybe the melon god’s don’t want him.

Kris Gaffney-Probably an act of mercy

[Wade Wilson runs towards Shinsuke, Shinsuke counters with a thrust kick to the chin that puts down Wade Wilson. Shinseke Nakamango takes a few moments to rest up as Wade Wilson pulls himself up to his feet. Shinsuke Nakamango waits for Wade Wilson to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, he gets up to his feet. Shinsuke hooks him, and he runs up the ropes, and he connects with a tornado DDT. That plants down Wade Wilson, Shinsuke stands up, and he hits a kick to the head of Wade Wilson. Wade Wilson goes down on the mat.]

JR-That could have knocked out Wade.

King-That’s good…I got him in the Dead Pool.

Kris Gaffney-That sounds like a franchise…

[Shinseke Nakamango picks up Wade Wilson, and he pushes him to the ropes, he whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Shinsuke lowers his head, Wade Wilson kicks his head. Shinsuke stands up. Wade Wilson kicks him in the gut, hooks him, and drops him with the Dead Pool! Wade pushes Shinsuke on his back. Wade goes into the cover on Shinsuke. The ref counts 1……………….2…………….3!!]

JR-Wade Wilson with the counter gets the win.

King-The Melon Gods sure weren’t on Shinsuke’s side there.

Kris Gaffney-I’m not sure if that’s how they work, or not…

I AM IN THE TOP ONE PERCENT *The music blasts over the speakers as EC3 walks out onto the stage. He sticks his arms out and points up and down the stands before shouting "I'M BETTER THAN YOU". He then walks down the ramp while looking as smug as possible He slowly makes his way to the steel steps before walking up them. He steps into the ring, flexes, then gets in his corner for the match.*

JR-Ethan Carter finally had a mis-step last week.

King-At least were not pretending it didn’t happen to continue an undefeated streak.

(“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage. He nods his head, and he does the “YES!” taunt downt o the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Daniel Bryan seems to be hyped up for this match.

King-We’ll see how far that goes.

Kris Gaffney-You can’t deny his talent, but his luck leaves something to be desired.

[The bell rings. Ethan Carter III stands in the ring playing up to the crowd. Daniel Bryan yells “YES!” this weirds Ethan Carter out, he runs towards Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan counters with a duck under, and he kicks him into the gut. This stuns Ethan Carter III backwards, and he tries to whip him to the ropes, but Ethan Carter is able to reverse the whip. Daniel Bryan bounces off of the ropes, as he bounces off of the ropes. Ethan Carter III gets hit with a diving clothesline by Daniel Bryan. Carter goes down on the mat, and he gets up to his feet. Daniel Bryan attempts to go for a kick to the gut, but it’s caught by Ethan Carter III. Daniel Bryan counters with a ezuguri that connects to the side of the head of Ethan Carter III. EC3 stumbles backwards. He grabs a hold of the ropes to attempt to keep his balance, and Daniel Bryan runs towards him, and he connects with a running drop kick that sends him the rest of the way. Daniel Bryan walks around the ring doing the “YES” taunt as the crowd get into it. EC3 is recovering on the outside of the ring. Daniel Bryan runs towards the ropes, he comes off of the ropes, and he dives through the ropes, and he connects with a suicide dive on Ethan Carter III. The crowd gives him a good pop for this move. Daniel Bryan throws Ethan Carter III into the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. Daniel Bryan waits for Ethan Carter to get up to his feet.]

JR-Daniel Bryan is about to take a chance.

King-Pretty much describes his whole career.

Kris Gaffney-Although some of the chances are better than others.

[Daniel Bryan leaps off of the top rope, and he goes for a cross body block. Ethan Carter is able to catch him, and he drops Daniel Bryan with a rib breaker. He lifts up Daniel Bryan, and he puts Daniel Bryan over his shoulder, and he runs out of the corner, and he connects with a running power slam. Ethan Carter goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan. The ref counts 1…………..KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan. Ethan Carter uses this chance to rest up a bit, but he does’t have a lot of time as Daniel Bryan is get up to his feet. Ethan Carter picks up Daniel Bryan over his head.]

JR-What power by EC3.

Kris Gaffney-What do you think Aunt Dixie thinks?

King-A question I often wonder.

[Daniel Bryan struggles. He lands behind EC3. Daniel Bryan stumbles backwards. Daniel Bryan runs towards EC3, and he connects with the running knee!! EC3 is down. Daniel Bryan goes into the cover on EC3. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…………3!!]

JR-Daniel Bryan wins this match!!

Walking to the ring, wearing a custom robe with "Muhammad Ali" name on the back. Before he enters into the ring, he walks on the apron to the nearest corner, climbing on it, The Rock-esque. Then Ali enters the ring and removes his robe and gives it to announcer.

JR-This next match pits both contenders of the IC, and Extreme championship against each other.

King-Although it should help Ali a bit more as it’s a standard match.

Kris Gaffney-On paper, that’s right.

On the black screen, the words "Hear the Word" appear in white. They fade out and "Feel the Light" appears. That fades out and "See the Truth" appears. Finally "Welcome to The Fold" appears and as it does Lateralus by Tool starts up. Out walks Brother Jed in long pants and a button up shirt with a tie. We walks down to the ring trying to shake hands with the crowd. He walks up the steps and climbs through the ropes. He then removes his tie and shirt as the song fades out.)

Announcer: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 250lbs and standing 6'3", Brother Jed, JEDIDIAH STONE!

JR-Jedidiah Stone might not be the leader of the fold anymore, but that seems to have focused him on his career.

King-Too bad…I was about to join.

Kris Gaffney-Really?

King-No…I just like to hear him talk about how many people he almost got.

[Muhammad Ali and the former leader of the fold comes towards the middle of the ring. The ref gives final instructions, the bell rings, and Muhammad Ali goes for a fist to the face. Jedidiah Stone ducks under, and Jedidiah Stone counters by grabbing Muhammad’s head, and drops down with a jaw breaker. Muhammad Ali stumble backwards in pain, and Jedidiah Stone gets up to his feet. He hits a few forearm shots to the face that makes him back up into the ropes. He tries to whip Muhammad Ali to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Muhammad Ali. As Jedidiah Stone runs to the ropes, he hooks the ropes, and he doesn’t go back. This doesn’t please Muhammad Ali who runs towards him, he throws him over the top rope, and he lands on his feet Jedidiah Stone hits a jumping kick to the side of the head that makes him fall off of the apron, and he falls on the outside of the ring. Jedidiah Stone takes his time to measures up on Jedidiah Stone as he is looking for new recruits for the fold. Muhammad Ali sling shots himself up to the top rope, and he connects with a cross body block by Muhammad Ali. Muhamamd Ali and Jedidiah Stone are down on the mat mat. Jedidiah Stone hits a few punches to the face of Muhammad Ali. Jedidiah Stone picks up Muhammad Ali, and he tries to whip Muhammad Ali into the steps. He crashes hard into the ring steps. Muhammad Ali cawls away obviously trying to get some separation from Jedidiah Stone. Jedidiah Stone picks up Muhammad Ali, and he throws him into the ring, and Jedidiah Stone jumps on the apron, he goes to the top rope. He stands up on the top rope as Muhammad Ali is up on his feet, and he turns towards him. Jedidiah Stone jumps off, and he connects with a cross body block!!]

JR-This could be it.

King-Muhammad’s former opponents just groaned when you said that.

[Jedidiah Stone goes into the cover on Muhammad Ali. The ref counts 1…………….2………..KICK OUT by Muhammad Ali!!Jedidiah Stone gets up to his feet. Jedidiah Stone see’s Muhammad Ali is in the corner, he runs towards Muhammad Ali, but as he’s coming towards him Ali is able to surprise him with a straight punch to the side of the face. This turns Jedidiah Stone, and he hooks him, and he runs out of the corner, and he connects with a running bulldog.]

King-That’s why he’s the greatest JR!!

JR-I didn’t say anything

King-You were….I can sense it.

Kris Gaffney-Jumping to conclusions is always a plus.

[Muhammad Ali plays to the crowd, and he waits for Jedidiah Stone to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, and he connects with a jab, another jab, he shuffles, and he goes for another one. Jedidiah Stone ducks under. Jedidiah Stone lifts him up, and he drops him with Welcome to the Fold. Jedidiah Stone goes into the cover on Muhammad Ali. The ref counts 1……………2………..3!!]

JR-Jedidiah Stone gets the victory.

King-Both of these guy’s are big threats to the championships they are contending for.

Kris Gaffney-Jedidiah is going to get so many people to join now!

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage. He has his web camera, he takes various shots of himself walking down to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.)

King-You know after all these years, I realize that Ryder probably just deletes all this footage.

Kris Gaffney-Well…probably can’t do much useful with it…and it would just be a waste of space to keep around.

(“Heavy sits the crown” blasts on the PA system. Daryl Prichard walks out on the stage. The spider king walks down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Daryl Prichard has seemed to gain a new fire.

King-He does whatever a Spider king does.

Kris Gaffney-No idea what that is…but ok…

[Zack Ryder and Daryl Prichard pace around the ring. Zack Ryder pumps up the crowd. They are clearly hyped. This doesn’t please Daryl at all, he jumps in the air, and he goes for the Stone Fist. This was what Zack Ryder was waiting on. Zack Ryder runs towards the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes, and he hits a flying forearm shot to the face that knocks down Daryl Prichard. Daryl Prichard gets up to his feet, Zack Ryder hits a standing drop kick that knocks him backwards. Daryl Prichard falls out of the ring, Zack Ryder takes a few moments to pump up the crowd who chant for Ryder. Zack Ryder takes his time to set up for his next move. He goes over to the ropes, and he sling shots himself up over the top rope, and he hits a flying cross body block on Daryl Prichard. Zack Ryder knowing that this is hardcore match decides to continue the assault by picking up Daryl Prichard by his hair, and he moves him towards the steel ramp, he hooks Daryl Prichard into a vertical suplex. He hits a snap suplex on the steel ramp. Daryl Prichard is clearly in a lot of pain, and Zack brings him over to the barricade, and he hits his head on the top of the barricade. Daryl Prichard stumbles around,a nd Zack Ryder grabs his arm, and he whips him to the ring steps, and he hits the ring post back first. Daryl Prichard is now in a seated position. Zack Ryder looks around, and a grin grows on his face, and Zack Ryder backs up, and he measures up on Daryl Prichard. He fist pumps. Woo! Woo! Woo! Zack Ryder runs towards Daryl Prichard, and he connects with the broski boot to the side of the face. Daryl Prichard seems stunned, and Zack Ryder grabs Daryl Prichard, and he throws him into the ring. Zack Ryder slides into the ring, and Zack Ryder goes into the cover. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2……………..KICK OUT by Daryl Prichard. Zack Ryder stares downt he ref, but he seems to keep his cool as he hits a few stomps on the downed Daryl Prichard. Zack Ryder backs up, and he measures on Daryl Prichard who is struggling to pull himself up to his feet.]

JR-Zack Ryder might have Daryl Prichard where he wants him.

King-Daryl might be extreme, but Zack is elite.

Kris Gaffney-I wish Lee Foster could comment right now.

[Zack Ryder measures up on Daryl Prichard, Zack Ryder goes for the Rough Ryder. But it’s blocked by Daryl Prichard, Daryl Prichard holds Zack Ryder, and he throws him into the corner with a buckle bomb. Zack Ryder hits into the corner, and he stumbles out of the corner. Daryl Prichard gets kicked to the gut, and he plants him down with DDT. Daryl Prichard goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref counts 1…………2..KICK OUT by Daryl Prichard.]

JR-Almost three.

King-So far there really hasn’t been a hardcore element brought into the mix.

Kris Gaffney-Sure that will change now that you said something…

[Daryl Prichard goes to the outside of the ring, and he pulls out a chair, he slides into the ring. Daryl Prichard goes for a chair shot. Zack Ryder ducks under. Daryl Prichard turns towards him, and Zack super kicks the chair into the face of Daryl. Daryl stumbles backwards, Zakc Ryder connects with a Rough Ryder!! Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Daryl Prichard. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2……….3!!]

JR-Daryl Prichard use of the chair back fired on him.

King- Zack is one more step to being elite again!

(“You think you know me” blasts on the PA system. Edge and Austin Joseph runs out on the stage. They walk down the isle, and step inside of the ring.)

JR-Were about to start our main event.

King-You can’t deny the success of these two in a short amount of time in the EMF.

Kris Gaffney-If you could, then they can just hold up the championships to prove it.

(“The Duck Song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon and Apple Juice Styles walk out on the stage. They step inside of the ring, but not before giving fruit advice.

JR-Speaking of successful, the Melon Club has been quite successful.

King-Except for Apple Juice.

Kris Gaffney-Give him time, the Melon Gods are just testing him!

[Edge and Walter Melon start out. They pace around, they lock up, Walter Melon is able to go behind the world champion. Walter puts on a hammer lock, then transition into a side head lock. He puts on the pressure on Edge, Edge looks for a way out of the hold, and he pushes Walter Melon to the ropes. Edge whips Walter Melon to the ropes. Walter Melon bounces off of the ropes, and Walter Melon hits a shoulder block that puts down Edge. Edge gets up quickly, Edge goes for a fist to the face of Walter Melon, but it’s blocked, and returned with a fist to the face. Walter Melon lifts up Edge, and drops him with an inverted atomic drop. Edge clear is in a lot of pain. Walter Melon goes behind Edge, and he hooks him with a reverse neck breaker. Edge rolls around in pain as he goes into the corner. Edge is slow to get up to his feet, and Walter Melon waits as Edge is up to his feet. Walter Melon drives Edge into the corner, and he hits a few shoulder blocks driving the air out of Edge with everyone he hits. Walter Melon is in his corner, he reaches out, and he makes the tag to Apple Juice Styles. Walter Melon picks up Edge, and he drops him with a body slam placing him for the next move. Apple Juice gets ready, and he sling shots himself up to the top rope, he jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a 450 splash!! Apple Juice Styles quickly hooks the leg. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………..2…………….KICK OUT by Edge. Apple Juice Styles looks at the ref, he shakes his head, as he clearly thought that he would have gotten the three count there. Apple Juice Styles finally gets over it, and goes back focusing on Edge.]

JR-Apple Juice better not give Edge a chance to back into this match, he’s the world champion for a reason.

King-I thought it was because he’s Edge.

Kris Gaffney-That too.

[Edge is pulling himself up to his feet. Apple Juice Styles is now on the outside of the ring, and he waits for Edge to get up to his feet. Edge is up to his feet. Apple Juice sling shots himself up to the top rope, and he goes for some sort of move, whatever it is we will never know because Apple Juice Styles is able to block it, and he drops him with a power bomb. Edge stays on his feet, but clearly he’s dazed, he jumps towards Austin Joseph, and he makes the tag to Austin Joseph. Austin Joseph comes into the ring, and he hits a running clothesline to Apple Juice Styles. Apple Juice Styles down on the mat, and he gets up to his feet. Apple Juice Styles gets hit with a few fists to the face and this makes him back up into the ropes. He whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Austin Joseph drops him with a spinning spine buster that puts down Apple Juice Styles. Styles is in a lot of pain as he rolls away, and he gets up ot his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Austin Joseph hooks Apple Juice Styles after kicking him in the gut. He lifts him up, and he drops him with an impaler DDT that puts him down into the mat. Austin Joseph goes into the cover on Apple Juice Styles. The ref goes into position, and he makes the count. The ref counts 1……………….2………………..Walter Melon comes out of no where, and hits an axe handle breaking up the three count. Walter Melon doesn’t quickly return to his corner, he looks like he is waiting for something.]

JR-I don’t like the look of this.

King-What are you talking about?

JR-Walter isn’t going back to his corner.

[Austin Joseph tries to get up to his feet, all of a sudden reaches off screen, and now has….Ashley Irvine. She yells WATERMELON!! Walter puts her down, she runs out of the ring. Walter picks up a water melon, he waits for Austin Joseph to get up to his feet, and he smashes it on the head of Austin Joseph. The ref calls for the bell. The win goes to the team of the Inhumans!!]

JR-I knew something was up!!

King-Shut up JR! You don’t know that…maybe he just wanted to give Austin Joseph watermelon.

Kris Gaffney-So in a way…he’s helping!

(Edge comes into the ring, and he hammers away at Walter Melon. Edge is getting the advantage. Apple Juice hits the juiced up kick that sends Edge stumbling forward. He hits into the corner. Walter Melon brings out another watermelon, with holes in them like a bowling ball. He aims, and throws it towards Edge, it hits Edge with a low blow. Edge is in very understandable pain. Shockwave goes off the air with the Melon Club standing tall in the ring.)