EMF: Shockwave
	(“Freaky frog sounds” blasts on the PA system as Rita Van Toad walks to the ring, she steps inside of the ring.) JR-Lexi might not be taking Rita seriously, but she won a women’s championship before. King-Sure it was over a decade ago. Kris Gaffney-Guess it’s better than never at all, right? (“” blasts on the PA system as Lexi Sheckler walks to the ring, she steps inside of the ring.) JR-According to my sources this new talent has had a lot of success else where. King-EMF is always different though, we will see if this is just the first of a great career. Kris Gaffney-You never know. [Rita Van Toad comes into the middle of the ring, she talks trash to Lexi Sheckler. Rita hits a slap to the face that stuns Lexi. Rita goes for a fist to the face that Lexis Sheckler is able to duck easily, and she hits a few fists to the face that makes her stumble backwards. She whips her to the ropes, and Rita bounces off of the ropes. Lexi Sheckler hits a hip toss that sends her down on the mat, Rita Van Toad gets up to her feet, and she hits a running clothesline that knocks her down on the mat. Rita Van Toad slowly gets up to his feet. Lexi Sheckler picks up Rita Van Toad, and she hits a back breaker. Lexi Sheckler goes into the cover on Rita Van Toad. The ref counts the 1………….2……..KICK OUT by Rita Van Toad.] JR-Seems like Rita didn’t like to be insulted by Lexi. King-Her response only seemed to anger Rita. Kris Gaffney-That’s a Van Toad sort of thing. [Lexi Sheckler picks up Rita Van Toad, she tries to put her over her shoulder. But Rita Van Toad is able to struggle out, and she is able to slide out of the back. Rita Van Toad turns around Lexi, she lifts up Lexi, and drops her for a falling slam. Rita Van Toad runs to the ropes. She comes off fo the ropes, and she hits the Rolling Chunder.] JR-Rita might have turned this match around. King-Sure that was her plan all along. Kris Gaffney-Sure it was at some point. [Rita Van Toad climbs up to the top rope, she leaps off of the top rope for the one star toad splash. But Lexi moves out of the way. Rita Van Toad crashes, and burns. Rita stumbles up right into Lexi who sets her up, and hits her finisher. Lexi goes into the cover on Rita Van Toad. The ref counts the 1………2……….3!] JR-Lexi Sheckler wins this match. (The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Shockwave video.) (We go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. The lights turn on, and fans yell, and wave their signs. JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, tonight we have many great matches. Hello again, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross, along side Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King-That’s right JR, which includes the TV title, hell in a cell match with Ryder, Hardcore Kid, and Mike New. Kris Gaffney-That has been a feud building up for a little over a month, it’s finally going to end tonight. King-Hopefully Hardcore Kid can come out of it with his title. (“Goldust theme” blasts on the PA system as Goldust walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Goldust is a veteran in this business. King-But he can very much still get the job done. Kris Gaffney-I guess we’ll find out. (“Criminal” blasts on the PA system as Double L walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.) JR-This is Double L’s first televised match. King-I heard he was impressive. [Double L and Goldust pace around the ring, and the lock up, and Double L hits a knee lift into the gut that doubles him over. Double L whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Goldust bounces off of the ropes. Double L hits a back elbow which puts him down on the mat. Double L waits as Goldust gets up to his feet, once he gets up to his feet. Golddust throws a fist to the face, but it’s blocked, and DOUble L hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Goldust. Double L puts him into a head lock, and he takes him down with a head lock take down Goldust. Double L puts the pressure on Goldust. Goldust tries to get up to his feet,a nd once he gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, he backs up to the he whips Goldust off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes. Goldust gets hit with an arm drag release. Goldust gets up to his feet. Double L hits a standing drop kick which makes Goldust stumble backwards, and he’s now in the corner. Double L hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Goldust. He whips him to the other side of the ring. He crashes into the corner. Double L charges into the corner, and he leaps up, and Double L hits a monkey flip that sends Goldust flying, and he crashes down hard on his back. GOldust is slow to get up to his feet holding his back. He hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Double L sets up Goldust double under hooking Goldust.] JR-It looks like Double L has a big move on it’s way. King-It would seem so. Kris Gaffney-Let’s just hope it’s not a pedigree, Triple H would be pissed. [Double L lifts up Goldust, and he hits an under hook sitdown power bomb. Double L holds him down with a pin, the ref counts the 1………….2……..KICK OUT by Goldust. Double L yells at the ref to make a better count, and Double L picks up Goldust. He whips him to the ropes. Goldust bounces off of the ropes, and Double L lowers his head. But it’s countered with Goldust hitting a punch to the face. Double L stumbles around, and Goldust hits a short arm clothesline that knocks him down on the mat. Goldust waits as Double L gets up to his feet. Goldust bounces off of the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. Goldust hits one of his pattern running bulldogs that plants him down on the mat. Double L goes into the cover on Goldust, the ref counts the 1…………2………KICK OUT by Double L.] JR-Almost three there. King-You can’t take Goldust lightly. Kris Gaffney-I think Double L is seeing that now. [Goldust picks up Double L, and he lifts him for the Curtain Call, but Double L is able to slide out of the back, and he hits his finisher. Double L goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………2………3!] JR-Double L with the great counter, and win. King-I knew Goldust wouldn’t win. (“Game On” blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring) JR-Tony had quite the performance at Payback. King-I guess we will see if he can continue it. Kris Gaffney-Then he’ll be able to erase the laughter of his failed celebration…maybe. (“” blasts on the PA system as V walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.) JR-V has shown himself to be a dangerous competitor. King-Wonder why that is. Kris Gaffney-He is Nostalgia, but maybe this is a different mindset he gets into. The bell has sounded, and V has rushed forward, only to be caught by a impactful gut punch from Tony Ikeda, followed by a smack to the face, V is staggering backwards, and is caught from a powerful uppercut, and now Tony Ikeda is charging at V, and flinging out the arm looking for the clothesline, but V catches him with a wicked front kick, Causing Tony to fly backward from the impact. V wipes his face angrily, and grips down onto the head of Ikeda, lifting him up to his feet… and now V with a Snap Suplex. JR: Both these men look angry for some reason. KING: They want to prove that they are the better wrestler. V gets to his feet, and looked down at Tony Ikeda with a smirk, before leaping up into the air, and dropping down onto the forehead with the knee, hitting him with a jumping knee drop! V for the early cover... 1... 2... Kickout KG: Tony Ikeda is able to power out early. Just. V wiped a hand over his face once more, and gripped down onto Tony Ikeda’s head, picking him up to his feet again, but Ikeda was ready for it this time, He quickly plants V with a DDT. Ikeda is up to his feet already, and is hastily scampering up to the top rope, and now… a somersault leg drop from the top rope. Ikeda’s leg cracked right over V’s nose. Ikeda going for the cover this time. 1... 2... V is able to throw the shoulder up! JR: How did V survive there? KING: Instinct, JR, Instinct Tony Ikeda has V by the hair, and is pulling him up to his feet, he’s going for another punch, blocked by V. V smirks, and hits Ikeda with a European Uppercut, before nailing him with a dropkick. V has Ikeda back up to his feet already, and has him in Suplex position. Ikeda wriggled out of the way, he kicks the back of V’s knee, buckling the knee from underneath V and causing him to fall into a kneeling position, and now Ikeda is running to the ropes… he’s charging back at V, and hits him with a spear. He goes for a cover. 1..2.. kick out. JR-Almost three by Tony. King-Tony’s always going to always give you a fight. [Tony Ikeda waits for V to get up, he goes for V to get up to his feet. Tony Ikeda goes for a full nelson, but V blocks it. He hits a snapmare. Tony gets up, and V hits a running big boot. V sets up Tony Ikeda, and he lifts him up, and drops him for his finisher. V goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref counts the 1……….2………3] JR-V wins this match. ("Dirty Little Girl" plays over the PA System and the new EMF Women's Champion, Mickie James, comes out to the ring. She is handed a microphone, and adjusts the Women's Title belt on her shoulder before speaking.) Mickie: Well, here I am, Ladies and Gentleman, and I am once again your EMF Women's Champion. 7 times I have won this championship... the same number of times that John Cena won the World Championship. More times than the great Miss Jackie would have won it if not for that match at First Blood 2008... although, to be fair, one of my reigns came from there too. Oh well. The point is that I am now, without a doubt, the most successful woman in the history of the EMF Women's division. Nobody even holds a claim to being better than me. When I walked into this company it was all "Miss Jackie this... Miss Jackie that...", nowadays, the only person who remembered Miss Jackie existed before I mentioned her just now is Catherine Walker! Since I've been here all I've heard is "Amy Dumas this... Amy Dumas is sleeping with that...", but right now, it doesn't matter. Amy finally had a title reign of some significance, and who was there to end it? Me. I'm sure my little idol hasn't seen the last of me yet though. I'm sure she'll be along for her rematch... and I'm sure I'll have fun with it. Which brings me on to business. As you all know, every time I win the EMF Women's Championship, I get to decide my opponent for my first championship defense. This time it is a hard choice. Normally there'd be one name right at the top of my list... and that name would be Amy Dumas. It's no secret I've grown up idolising Amy... fantasising about Amy... and it's no secret that I love getting my hands all over her in the ring. But the point is, I've recently faced Amy already... and recently beaten her. On top of that, I'm sure Amy is going to be cashing in her rematch sooner or later... so we will tango again. For those reasons, picking Amy wouldn't benefit me. There's 2 very big reasons why I should pick Stephanie McMahon-Walker to be my opponent. Since she got those ridiculous implants, yours truly has been dying to get up close and personal with her. But then, I'm not a vindictive person. Stephanie is clearly in no shape to wrestle. On top of that, I can just come out here any time she does compete, and she'd be totally ay my mercy. It would be fun, don't get me wrong, but other than a cheap thrill, what would I get out of it? I've already had Stephanie McMahon in every position I wanted... what difference does a set of plastic tits really make? So the question still remains... who do I want to fight? Natasha Jones if off the menu.... Tiffany hasn't done anything since Laura turned against her... god knows where that Ikeda chick ran off too... probably got eaten by the other Ikeda chick... and AJ Lee? I find it funny that someone who thinks the whole show should revolve around her can't get a title shot as often as she wants, and when she gets them, she blows it. To my mind, there were 2 former champions who might be worth my time. One was Velvet Sky... because it never gets boring beating that bimbo and taking out my frustration on her. Unfortunately, no one seems to know where she is, so I guess that's out of the question. The other... well... I probably wouldn't have considered her, but then I got an interesting call. My little girlfriend back home, Rebecca Michelle, called me, and said she was ready to come back on the road again. To be by my side. To help me out with any problems I might have. Well, I don't need anyone to fight my battles for me... but as long as Rebecca is going to be around... I might as well use it to my advantage. Who do we know that sees red at the sight of Rebecca? Who do we know who would just be itching to get her hands on the pair of us? And who do we know whose ass we both want to kick to prove she is over rated? Well of course. It's Nostalgia's new little play thing... Christy Hemme! Christy once thought she was good enough for Rebecca. She thought she could actually date a woman, and use it to get my title. Oh how foolish. Because it turned out Rebecca was a fan of mine... and she went on to screw Christy in the ring... and screw me out of it. Mickie smirks So Ladies and Gentleman I'm making it official. Coming up very soon you're going to see me defend the title for the first time. It will be Mickie James Vs Christy Hemme...... Vs Rebecca Michelle... in a Triple Threat..... bra and panties match! Now you might question, why have I picked these exact rules? Why do I want to give Rebecca a title shot... rather than have her be my manager? Aren't I afraid Rebecca might go into business for herself, and steal my title? And why a Bra and Panties match... why not a real match? The answer to the second part will become obvious later on... but as for putting Rebecca in the match well.... Rebecca being at ring side would no doubt distract Christy a hell of a lot... but... having her right there, in her face, as part of the match? It's almost too perfect. Oh and of course there's the added bonus. If Christy wants to win the gold, she's either going to have to strip me, which will no doubt disgust her... or strip Rebecca... which will probably cause her mind to explode! Right now you probably all don't appreciate quite how evil and perfect this is... but trust me... you will do... and trust me... Christy Hemme, right when she thought she was going to recover from what me and Rebecca did to her last year, and get her life back in order... now I'm going to screw her right back up again! (Mickie drops the microphone and is about to leave. Suddenly "Bad, Bad Man" plays over the PA System, and John Cena emerges.) Cena: You know what Mickie, I'm no stranger to booking people into matches they'll hate to get one over them. You know that you and Christy are two of my closest friends, and it pains me to see the two of you go to war. That said, I know that is what this industry is about, and if you two want to fight for the title well... you're definitely both deserving. But I know what you're doing by booking this match. I know you're trying to put Christy into a position where she will be torn. Does she want to hurt Rebecca or doesn't she? If the chance presents itself, will she remove Rebecca's clothes, and bring back painful memories, just to shut you up and win the title? I know you're playing mind games with her... and I'd expect nothing less. In one way it annoys me... and in another I'm proud of you. It is quite genius in more ways than one. It's just a shame Christy is the victim.. but that is your choice. The only reason I am out here though, is to announce one thing. You're match will happen and it will happen next week. Then we get to Return of an Era. One of you 3 will be the champion... and it's possible one of you will need to defend the title. That though will be up to Amy. See, you said you didn't pick Amy because she was due a rematch. But just recently, I was put into a position where I had to give up the World Title I had for 2 years in order to face someone in a match who was causing me issues. And I did it. Now, in the interest of fairness, I'm going to put Amy in the same position. I can't show her any favoritism just because of who she is. If she wants, she is entitled to her rematch, and she can use it at Return of an Era to take on you, or Christy, or Rebecca, whoever wins the title. However, she can also, if she wants, forfeit her title shot, in order to take on the woman who has been making her life a.... well... I won't say misery, but I will say.. the woman whose been annoying the hell out of both of us recently, Maria Kanellis. The choice is hers, and ironically, if she picks Maria, you really only have yourself to blame. I guess it will boil down to whether or not Amy truly believes Maria is trying to steal me, like you say she is... or whether she thinks you're a lying bitch, and she'd rather come and try and get her gold back. Either would be fine with me. But Mickie, I wish you the best of luck next week. Not that I think you'll need it... (Cena smirks at Mickie and Mickie looks a little confused but smiles back at him and then leaves the ring. Cena waits for her at the top of the ramp and they have a few words with eachother before leaving the ringside area.) (“Sinner” blasts on the PA system as Khaos walks to the irng. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-Khaos is heading towards a title match here soon. King-But before that, he’ll have to go up against a guy who has dominated the championship title scene over the past few years. (“Sandpaper” blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks to the ring along with AJ Lee who skips behind Troy. Troy steps inside of the ring.) JR-Troy reminded us how good he can be in the world title tournament. King-It’s probably a matter of time before he’s back in the hunt for that title. Kris Gaffney-Just a matter of him to show the same effort. [Khaos and Troy Gafgen talk trash in the middle of the ring. They pace around the ring, and they lock up. Troy Gafgen pushes back Khaos into the corner, and the ref asks for Troy Gafgen to back out of the corner, and Troy Gafgen does this. Khoas hits a hard fist to the face of Troy Gafgen more to anger him than to insult him. This doesn’t please Troy, and he throws a fist to the face of Khaos. Khaos ducks under, and Troy is now in the corner. Khaos hits a few stomps into the corner. He tries to whip him to the ropes. He reverses the whip. Khaos crashes into the corner, and Troy Gafgen tries to hit a splahs in the corner. But Khaos moves out of the way, Troy Gafgen crashes into the corner. He stumbles backwards. Troy Gafgen pulls himself up to the second rope, he measures up on Troy Gafgen, and he hits a missile drop kick that puts down Troy. Khaos hits a few fists to the face that makes Troy stumble backwards, and he tries to whip him to the ropes, but Troy once again reverses it. Khaos bounces off of the ropes, Troy lowers his head, but it’s countered with a kcik to the face that stumbles him. Troy throws a wild fist to the face, Khaos ducks under. Khaos hooks Troy, and uses his leverage to hit a belly to back suplex that puts Troy down on the mat. Khaos once again goes to the second turnbuckle. He measures up on Troy Gafgen, and he leaps off of the second rope. He hits a flying elbow drop. Khaos goes into the cover on Troy Gafgen, the ref counts the 1……….2……KICK OUT by Troy Gafgen. Khaos puts Troy Gafgen into a seated position, and he puts him into a chin lock. The ref makes sure that it’s not a choke hold. Troy Gafgen fights up, and Troy is up on his feet. Troy Gafgen hits a few elbows to the gut that stuns Khaos, and he hits a few fists to the face that makes Khaos stumble back to the ropes. Troy Gafgen whips Khaos to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen goes for a hip toss, but it’s turned into a DDT.] JR-What a counter by Khaos. King-That might do it. Kris Gaffney-Are we going the Vince McMahon route, and declaring people champions before they are? [Khaos goes into the cover on Troy Gafgen, and the ref counts the 1………..2……..KICK UOT by Troy Gafgen. Khaos picks up Troy Gafgen, and he sets him up into a vertical suplex position. He tries to lift him up, but Troy blocks it. He tries again, Khaos blocks it. Troy Gafgen lifts up Khaos, and he drops him for a front slam Troy Gafgen backs to the ropes. He comes off of the ropes. He hits a boot to the face that knocks down Khaos. Troy Gafgen takes a few moments to rest up, and slowly Khaos gets up to his feet. He stumbles towards Troy Gafgen. He goes for a fist, but it’s blocked, and Troy Gafgen hits a hard fist that knocks down Khaos. Khaos gets up to his feet. Troy Gafgen hits a few forearm shots to the face that makes Khaos back up to the ropes. Troy Gafgen tries to whip Khaos to the ropes, and it’s reversed. He bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen lowers his head, and he hits a back body drop that sends Khaos flying, and crashing down on the mat. Troy Gafgen kicks Khaos in the gut, and he hits a snap suplex that puts down Khaos Troy grabs Khaos by the hair, and lifts him back up to his feet. Troy Gafgen lifts up Khaos above his head, he holds him there for a time, and he drops him for a military press slam. Troy backs up, he waits as Khaos gets back up to his feet. Khaos stumbles towards Troy Gafgen. Troy picks up Khaos, and he hits a body slam.] JR-Troy Gafgen has the momentum going his way. King-Nothing can stop him now. Kris Gaffney-Except a bad mistake. [Troy Gafgen runs to the ropes, and goes for a leg drop. But Troy moves out of the way, he crashes into the mat. Khaos gets up, he waits as Troy gets up. Khaos kicks Troy, he lifts him, he drops him for the Khaos Continuum. Khaos goes into the cover on Troy Gafgen, the ref counts the 1………2……..3!] JR-Khaos wins this match. King-Troy should have started a Hogan gimmick brother, then he would have hit that move. (“Big Slack’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Big Slack walks to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-Big Slack has shown a lot recently. King-Well, guess when you face someone who talks to other voices, it’s not exactly fair. He’s facing two. Kris Gaffney-Or he’s getting advice from another person, regardless I understand what you mean. (“Money, money, money, money” blasts on the PA system as Emile De Larrey walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Emile De Larrey was able to get back into the contendership race last week. King-Not a surprise, he’s very talented. [Big Slack and EDL pace around the ring, they lock up Big Slack is able to push down the lighter Emile De Larrey down on the mat. Big Slack measures up as Emile De Larrey gets up to his feet, and Big Slack goes for a fist, but Emile De Larrey ducks under, and he continues to the ropes. He shoots off of the ropes. He leaps in the air for a cross body block, but Emile De Larrey is able to counter by hitting a shoulder block that knocks him down on the mat. Emile De Larrey is hurting, he gets up to his feet, and he throws a fist to the face at Big Slack. Big Slack is able to block it, and he hits a hard head butt that knocks down Emile De Larrey. Big Slack picks up Emile De Larrey, and he hits a few fists to the face that makes him back up to the ropes. He whips him to the ropes. Emile De Larrey comes off of the orpes. He bounces off of the ropes, he continues to the other side of the ring. He leaps in the air for a cross body block, but it’s caught. Then he drops him into a rib breaker. Big Slack backs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes, he leaps in the air. He comes down on Emile De Larrey with a big splash.] JR-Slack using his weight. King-Sure he won’t appreciate you saying that. Kris Gaffney-He meant it in a good way. [Slack goes into the cover on Emile De Larrey, the ref counts the 1………………2………..KICK OU T by Emile De Larrey. Big Slack picks up Emile De Larrey, and he runs to the ropes. He comes off of the orpes. But Emile De Larrey counters with a spin kick to the gut that doubles him over. Emile De Larrey backs away, and he hits a super kick that makes Slack back up to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and Big Slack gets hit with a kick to the gut that doubles him over, and he hits a DDT that plants him into the mat. Emile De Larrey goes into the cover on Big Slack, the ref counts the 1………..2………KICK OUT by Big Slack which sends Emile De Larrey flying.] JR-What power by Big Slack. Kris Gaffney-Emile’s going to have to think of a different strategy. King-Hope he’s not considering what I think he’s thinking. [Emile De Larrey climbs up to the top rope. He measures up on Big Slack, he leaps off of the top rope, but Big Slack moves out of the way. Emile De Larrey crashes into the mat, and Big Slack sets up Emile De Larrey. He hits the Death From Above. Big Slack goes into the cover on Emile De Larrey for the 1……..2…….3!] JR-Emile went for a big chance, and came up empty. (“What do you know” blasts on the PA system as Alex Kobayashi walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Alex Kobayashi is making an impressive return thus far. King-You got to believe that it’s a matter of time before he wears gold again. Kris Gaffney-He might have that chance here soon. (“I will master your mind” blasts on the PA system as Mastermind walks to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-He can’t be thinking that far ahead, especially with a tough competitor such as Mastermind. King-Beating Kobayashi definitely would be a feather in the cap of Mastermind. Kris Gaffney-Especially with the run he’s been on. [Mastermind and Alex Kobayashi pace around the ring, and the lock up. Mastermind is able to put Alex Kobayashi into an arm bar, and Alex Kobayashi tries to fight out of it with his free hand, he hits a few fists with his left arm. Not being the dominate arm, he’s not able to get Mastermind to let go of the hold. But Alex Kobayashi is able to counter the move with an arm drag release. Alex Kobayashi gets up to his feet, he charges at Mastermind, Mastermind is able to counter with a boot to the fact that doubles him over. He sets him up, and he puts Kobayashi into a side head lock, and he hits a side headlock take down. Mastermind puts on the pressure, and Kobayashi transfers him into a leg scissors. Mastermind is able to move, and he goes for a jack knife pin on Kobayashi. The ref counts the 1……….2……..Alex Kobayashi is able to bridge out, and he spins around, and Alex Kobayashi hits a knee lift into the gut that stuns Mastermind. Alex Kobayashi runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Mastermind his a one man flap jack that sends him down on the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet. Slowly Kobayashi gets up to his feet, once he gets up to his feet, he hits a hard fist to the face that knocks him down on the mat. Mastermind picks up Alex Kobayashi. Alex Kobayashi hits a few fists to the face that makes him back up to the ropes. He tries to whip him ot the ropes, but it’s reversed by Alex Kobayashi. Mastermind bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes. Mastermind ducks under a clothesline by Alex Kobayashi. Kobayashi continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the ropes, he hits a flying forearm shot to the face that knocks down Alex Kobayashi. Kobayashi gets up to his feet. Mastermind hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Kobayashi. Mastermind puts Kobayashi into a vertical suplex position. He lifts him up, and he goes for a vertical suplex. But it’s countered by Alex Kobayashi who shifts his weight. He lands on his feet behind Mastermind. Kobayashi bounces off of the ropes. But Mastermind counters with a spinning spine buster that plants Kobayashi down on the mat.] JR-Mastermind with a great counter there. King-So far he’s been able to stay in control. Kris Gaffney-Guess we’ll see if it stays that way. [Mastermind goes into the cover on Alex Kobayashi, the ref counts the 1………..2………KICK OUT by Alex Kobayashi. Mastermind looks at the ref angry, and he picks up Kobayashi, and he hits a body slam on him. Mastermind goes on the apron, and he climbs up to the top rope. He measures up, and he leaps up for a splash, but Alex Kobayashi gets up his knee’s, and this drive the air out of Mastermind. Mastermind rolls around in pain on the mat. Slowly Mastermind gets up to his feet, Mastermind stumbles towards Kobayashi. Alex Kobayashi hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Mastermind, and Kobayashi plants him into the mat with a DDT. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, but Alex Kobayashi rolls under the ropes, and he climbs up to his feet with the help of the ropes. Mastermind gets up to his feet, once he gets up on his feet. He watches as Mastermind is up to his feet. Mastermind goes over to Alex Kobayashi. Kobayashi is able to counter with a kick to the face that makes Mastermind stumble backwards. Alex Kobayashi uses the ropes to sling shots himself over the top rope, and he connects with a flying shoulder block that knocks down Mastermind. Kobayashi uses this time to rest up. Once he’s up to his feet, Mastermind is up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Alex Kobayashi blocks a fist, and he returns it, and he hits a hard fist to the face that knocks him backwards, and Kobayashi hits another fist that knocks down Mastermind. He whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes. Alex Kobayashi picks up Mastermind, and he drops him for a back breaker. Mastermind rolls around in pain from that last move.] JR-Kobayashi has gained control of this match. King-He might be considering trying to put it away. Kris Gaffney-I hope that’s what he’s thinking of doing. [Kobayashi calls for the Ride to Heaven. He slowly gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet Kobayashi goes for the Ride to Heaven, but it’s countered with a roll up pin by Mastermind. Mastermind holds Kobayashi for the pin as the ref counts the 1………2……..3!] JR-Mastermind with the big win here. (A scene opens backstage in the office of EMF President, John Cena. Suddenly Maria Kanellis walks into the room. Maria is wearing a robe which she quickly removes after closing the door, and is stood there in matching purple Bra and Panties. Cena leaps from his desk and grabs the robe, using it to cover up Maria.) Cena: Jesus... what the hell are you doing? Do you know how much trouble you'd get me in if Amy was here? Maria: Relax... I saw her leave earlier... Cena: Well.... that doesn't explain... anything... Maria: Well, I just wanted your opinion. Do you think I should wear these next week? Cena: Next week? What's next week? Some big date with Jericho? Or are you posing nude for some magazine and still haven't got your head around the concept. Maria: No... nothing like that. There's a bra and panties match for the title, right? Cena: Erm.... yes. But you're not in it. Maria: I know! But it's a bra and panties match... so we have to be in our bra and panties.... correct? Cena: What? No! Maria.... even if you were in the match, which you're not... only the loser ends up in her bra and panties. Only one girl out of three. And the objecting is NOT to do that. Maria: So you're telling me I'm not going to be in my bra and panties? Cena: Knowing you you probably will be.... somehow... somewhere... but no... as you're NOT IN THE MATCH.... then you shouldn't be. Maria: Oh well.... guess I got confused.... but anyway, what did you think? Cena: Think? Maria I barely saw.... (Maria tries to remove the robe again, Cena stops her.) Cena: DON'T DO THAT. Look, what is wrong with you? I know that you're.... a few nuggets short of a happy meal.... Maria: I thought they did that to me once... but it turned out I ordered the fish burger... Cena: I.... never mind. The point is, I never believed Mickie when she said you were trying to sleep with me but when you do things like this I have to question it. I thought you were with Jericho now? Maria: I'm sure being Mrs Jericho would open doors but I don't want to present game shows or be in a rock band. I want to be women's champion... and for that... I'd be better off being Mrs Cena... Cena: So you are trying to sleep with me? Maria: This is no time to sleep... it's the middle of the day. Cena: No it isn't..... I mean... never mind. Don't you know that I am with Amy now? If there ever is another Mrs Cena, I'm hoping it'll be her. Maria: But you already married Amy, silly. You can't marry the same person twice... Cena: Yes... yes you can. Maria: Really? Why doesn't everyone do that? Cena: Why would you.... or... for God sake. Listen.... I want to be with Amy, not you, and it doesn't matter how nice your lingerie is, that's not going to change. I mean come on... can you see us together? Maria: We're together right now! You can't deny it... I can see that we are... Cena: Not what I meant. The point is we'd never get out of bed. The reason for that would be we have nothing in common. No common interests. Nothing to talk about. Nothing to do. It would just be sex, like last time. I doubt I'd ever marry you... and I doubt you'd get to be women's champion. Were you women's champion last time we "dated". Maria: Unless we had our date in the ring during a women's title match, I doubt it! Cena: This is exactly why we would never work. Anyway... why don't you go find Jericho? And if you see Amy... please don't screw anything up... Maria: You could do better than Amy. I'm sure she's going to cheat on you anyway... (Cena chokes, and laughs. He clearly doesn't take the comment seriously whatsoever. But he can't help himself... he has to play along.) Cena: Oh really? Who with? Maria: How should I know? All I know is... it'll probably happen. I mean, she did it when she was married to Jericho, right? Cena: I'm not going to even dignify that with a response. But come to think of it... you could be on to something. I did see her talking to a guy the other day.... dressed in a low cut dress.... wearing high heels.... make up done real nice... the works. Maybe she was trying to impress him? Maria: What the hell does she see in a guy like that?! (Cena can't help but laugh again. He uses a hand to help guide Maria out of his office.) Cena: That's about all I can take... I'll see you around no doubt... hopefully you'll be better clothed next time. Maria: You mean you didn't like them? (Cena just closes the door on her and shakes his head as we fade out.) (“All wrapped up” blasts on the PA system as Riley Jaddix. He goes into the ring. “Mechanical Rhythm” blasts on the PA system as Fredrick Tomas walks into the ring he stares down Riley Jaddix.) JR-Last week these two were opponents, now their tag team partners. King-I’m not sure if they can co-exist. Kris Gaffney-It’s all about chaos. (“Fisher’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Justin Fisher stops at the ramp. “I'm shipping up to Boston” blasts on the PA system as Marcus O'Hara walks to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-Marcus O'Hara and Fisher probably have less issues. King-That we know of. Kris Gaffney-That could change by the end of the match though. [Justin Fisher and Fredrick Tomas start out in the middle of the ring. They lcok up, and he pushes him down on the mat. He falls down on the mat, and he gets up to his feet, and Justin Fisher gets up, and he throws a fist to the face, and he blocks it. Fredrick Tomas hits a few fists to the face that makes him back up to the ropes. He whips him to the ropes. He comes off of the ropes. Justin Fisher hits a spinning back elbow that knocks him down on the mat. Justin Fisher rolls around in pain, and he gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, Justin Fisher is up to his feet. Fredrick Tomas pushes Justin Fisher backwards into the corner, and Fredrick Tomas hits a few shoulder blocks into the gut that stuns Fisher. Fredrick Tomas sets up Justin Fisher, and then he hits a big hip toss out of the corner that sends Fredrick Tomas flying, and he crashes down on the mat. Slowly he gets up to his feet stunned, and he sets him up, and he hits a hip toss out of the corner that sends Justin Fisher flying. He crashes down on the mat. Slowly he gets up to his feet. Fredrick Tomas twists Justin Fisher’s arm, and he drags him into the corner, and he makes the tag to Riley Jaddix. Riley Jaddix comes into the ring, and he leaves Fisher’s ribs open, and Riley Jaddix hits a fist to the face that makes Fisher stumble backwards in pain, and he hits a few fists to the face that makes him back up to the ropes. He whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and Riley Jaddix hits a standing drop kick. Justin Fisher holds his face. He’s in a seated position, and he hits a boot to the face that puts him down on the mat. Riley Jaddix tries for a pin, the ref counts the 1………2….Justin Fisher rolls his shoulder of the mat. Riley Jaddix looks at the downed Justin Fisher knowing that it’s going to take more to beat a veteran like Fisher. He hits a few mounted fists to the face that makes Fisher cover up trying to limit the damage. The ref makes Jaddix back away. The ref is warning him about closed fists, Riley Jaddix yells back at the ref.] JR-Riley Jaddix needs to be careful here. King-I doubt that’s something he’s does too often. Kris Gaffney-That’s pretty much the truth. [Riley Jaddix goes back on the attack, he picks up Justin Fisher. But Riley Jaddix is able to counter by throwing his hands off of him, and he Fisher hits a hard fist. Riley Jaddix stumbles backwards, but it seems that he’s more angry than hurt. He throws a fist to the face, and then he ducks under. He pushes Riley Jaddix forward, he stumbles backwards. Justin Fisher hits a belly to back suplex as he stumbles backwards. Justin Fisher gets up, and he dives in the corner, and he makes the tag to Marcus O'Hara. Marcus O'Hara comes into the ring. Riley Jaddix comes into the ring, he hits a running forearm that knocks him down on the mat. Riley Jaddix gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Marcus O'Hara hits a few forearm shots to the face. Riley Jaddix whips him to the ropes, Riley Jaddix bounces off of the ropes. He leaps in the air, and he goes for cross body block. Marcus O'Hara ducks under, and he crashes on the mat. Riley Jaddix is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Marcus O'Hara hits a back kick to the gut that backs off. Marcus O'Hara pulls up Riley Jaddix, and he pushes him into the corner. Marcus O'Hara hits a hard fist to that face of Riley Jaddix. He hits a knee lift into the gut that stuns Riley Jaddix. Marcus O'Hara sets up Riley Jaddix, he puts him into a headlock. He runs out of the corner, and Marcus O'Hara hits a running bulldog that plants him down on the mat. Riley Jaddix is down on the mat, and Marcus O'Hara pushes him on his back. Marcus O'Hara pushes Riley Jaddix on his back. He hooks the leg of Riley Jaddix as he goes into the cover. The ref counts the 1…………….2………….Fredrick Tomas comes into the ring, and he breaks up the cover. Tomas goes back into the corner, and Marcus O'Hara hits a hard fist to the face that knocks down Tomas. Marcus O'Hara goes back on the attack. But Riley Jaddix goes for a fist to the face. But it’s blocked by Marcus O'Hara. Marcus O'Hara hits a belly to belly suplex.] JR-Marcus O'Hara so far has been able to keep control of this match. King-Wonder if he would allow Fisher to get the pin. Kris Gaffney-Depends if he’s a fan of N.I.C.O.L.E. [Marcus O’Hara picks up Riley Jaddix. Riley Jaddix pushes Marcus O’Hara backwards. Justin Fisher makes the tag on Marcus O’Hara. Marcus turns around, and doesn’t seem too pleased with that tag. All he does is stare down on Fisher. Tomas who got a tag off screen pushes Fisher into Marcus O’Hara. O’Hara falls out of the ring. He school boy’s Fisher, the ref counts the 1……….2……….3!] JR-Tomas and Jaddix wins. King-Strange, the team with the most issues won. ("Trip the darkness" blasts on PA system as Shadow walks out to the ring. Followed behind by Phoenix. Shadow he steps into the ring.) JR-This man is a bit disturbed. King-He's sure got a lot of tlaent though. Kris Gaffney-Both of these guy's are talented, but only one can win. ("Guerilla Radio" blasts on the PA system as Death Jester walks to the ring. He steps inisde of the ring.) JR-Last week Death Jester had a hell of a performance. King-He needed it to win that match. Kris Gaffney-This might not be any easier. The bell sounds and Shadow and Death Jester are both standing face to face in the centre of the ring, and before Shadow can even move, he is caught by an impactful slap from the hand of Death Jester, Shadow is looking infuriated! He has taken a step closer to Death Jester, and is caught by another slap. Shadow is pissed off. A wild haymaker from Shadow, but he connects with nothing but thin air. Death Jester is right behind Shadow, and now, German Suplex! Shadow isn’t having any of it though, He’s already back up to his feet, and has swung another blow out to Death Jester, who is able to move out of the way again. Death Jester with a kick to the groin! That’s brutal, Shadow has a look of surprise over his face. He’s beginning to crumple to the canvas, but Death Jester has locked him up before he can! Belly-To-Belly Suplex, Death Jester for the early cover, 1... 2.. Kick out JR: Wow what a great start from Death Jester KING: Shadow is in early trouble. Shadow is once again back up to his feet, staring right at Death Jester, and before Death Jester can react, Shadow has him scooped up in his grasp! He’s got Death Jester draped over his shoulder, and now he’s getting a running start and dropping down to the canvas with a running powerslam, The force of the move caused the ring to shake, Shadow smirked, and grabbed Death Jester once again, and scooped him up into his another hold, this time a side walk slam. now he has Death Jester pinned down to the mat... 1... 2... Kick out. KG: Wow this match is all over the place. Shadow isn’t deterred, he has Death Jester up once again, and has him horizontally slanted across his body in rib-breaker position. But Death Jester is about to wriggle out of his grasp, he’s now standing in front of Shadow, a kick to the gut from Death Jester, and now he has Shadow set up in powerbomb position, SLAM! Death Jester sent Shadow crashing into the canvas with a brutal powerbomb. Death Jester slides over Shadow, looking for the cover.. 1... 2... Shadow threw the shoulder up, Death Jester is already back up to his feet, and he’s walking over to the corner, to catch his breath. JR-Good strategy by Shadow. King-Won't last long. [Death Jester charges, and he goes for a splash to Shadow. Shadow ducks out of the way, Death Jester stumbles out of the corner. Shaodw hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Death Jester. He puts him into a front face lock, he lifts him up. Shadow climbs up to the top rope, hooks Death Jester. He hits a super plex, he tries to float over into a cover. But Death Jester is able to hook Shadow into a pinning combination for the 1..........2.......3!] JR-Death Jester surprised Shadow. King-All we need now is the Demon to make a return, so he can be the one who was born in the darkness, molded by it. (“Pain” blasts on the PA system as Hardcore Kid walks to the ring holding the TV title. He steps inside of the ring.) King-Hardcore with his first defense. JR-He stole the damn title. King-No he didn’t. Kris Gaffney-He’s being delusional. (“Cocky” blasts on the PA system as Mike New walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Mike New has been a great TV champion. King-Yeah in the past. Kris Gaffney-You’re never letting this joke die, are you? King-Damn right! (“Radio” blasts on the PA system as Ryder walks to the cell. He enters the cell.) JR-Zack Ryder is looking for his first EMF title. King-If he does, this will be a good way to remember it. [The three wrestlers are all standing in the middle of the ring. Hardcore Kid probably knows that both wrestlers have more hard feelings towards him than anyone else in this match, so Hardcore Kid goes for a fist on Mike New that lands, and then one on Zack Ryder that lands. He goes for another one on Mike New, but it’s blocked, and Mike New hits a head butt that knocks him backwards, and Zack Ryder hits a fist on Hardcore Kid. Hardcore stumbles towards Mike New who hits a short arm forearm that sends him flying into the mat. Mike New backs up as Hardcore Kid gets up to his feet, and he falls into the ropes, and Mike New charges at Hardcore Kid, and he hits a clothesline over the top rope. Zack Ryder tries to take advantage of this situation, and he tries to roll up Mike New, but it’s countered by Mike New grabbing a hold of the ropes. Ryder rolls backwards into the middle of the ring. He gets up to his feet, and he charges at Mike New. Mike New counters with a drop toe hold that sends him flying into the second rope. Mike New backs away, and then he waits as Zack Ryder gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, he picks him up, and then he drops him into the top turnbuckle for snake eyes Mike New waits as Zack Ryder stumbles towards him, and Mike New hits an inverted Russian leg sweep that sends Zack Ryder into the mat. Mike New runs into the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. He leaps in the air, and he hits a leg drop. Mike New pushes Zack Ryder on to his back, the ref counts the 1………….2…one of Hardcore Kid’s Degenerate soldier’s somehow snuck into the cell, and hit Mike New with a chair. New gets up angry, more than hurt, but the Degenerate Soldier hits a low blow. Hardcore Kid comes into the ring trying to take advantage, he goes for the Rock Bottom. He hits it, Hardcore Kid gets up to his feet, he turns around right into a chair shot by Zack Ryder. Mike New the veteran rolls out of the ring. Zack Ryder decides to focus on Hardcore Kid. He picks him up by the hair, and he throws him over the top rope. Hardcore Kid crashes down on the mat, and Hardcore hits the mat, and actually rolls right into the cage side. Zack Ryder rolls out of the ring. He grabs Hardcore Kid by the hair, and he whips him to the ring steps. There is a load crash as Hardcore hits into the steel steps. Zack Ryder backs up, and he measures up on Hardcore Kid as he is now on the cage side. Woo! Woo! Woo! Zack Ryder hits a broski boot to the face of Hardcore Kid which also sends him into the Hell in a cell.] JR-What a brutal move by Zack Ryder. King-That’s why he’s been successful since coming to the EMF. Kris Gaffney-Guess we’ll find out if he can become a champion tonight. [Zack Ryder grabs Hardcore Kid, and he throws him into the ring. He goes into the cover on Hardcore, the ref counts the 1…………2……….KICK OUT by Hardcore Kid. Zack Ryder goes to the outside of the ring, he climbs up to the top rope. But the Degenerate Solider shakes the ropes, and Ryder falls on the top turnbuckle. Zack Ryder is in a lot of pain, and the Degenerate Soldier gets down, turns right into the House of Pain by Mike New. Inside of the ring, Hardcore Kid hooks Zack Ryder, and he hits a super plex. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. Mike New climbs up on the top turnbuckle. He leaps off of the top rope, going for Hardcore Kid. But Hardcore Kid moves out of the way, and he crashes down on the mat. Zack Ryder rolls away, and falls on the mat below. Hardcore Kid waits as Mike New stumbles up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, he hits a short arm clothesline that knocks down Mike New. Mike New gets up, he throws a fist to the face of Hardcore Kid. Hardcore ducks under, and he sets up Mike New, and he hits a Russian leg sweep. Hardcore Kid floats into the cover on Mike New, the ref counts the 1………….2……….KICK OUT by Mike New. Hardcore Kid gets up to his feet, and he argues with the ref about the count, he see’s Zack Ryder on the apron. He goes over to Ryder, but Hardcore Kid senses that Mike New has recovered, and he’s trying to sneak up on him, he throws him into Zack Ryder who fall into the cell cage. New stumbles backwards. Hardcore Kid hits a german suplex for a 1………2…..KICK OUT by New. Hardcore Kidd throws New out of the ring, he grabs New, and he throws him hard into the cage right on the door. The door opens. Hardcore looks up, and starts to climb up.] JR-What is Hardcore Kid doing? King-I guess that his Degenerate idea didn’t work out, he’s changing strategy. Kris Gaffney-Hope it works out for him. [Mike New recovers, he looks up at Hardcore Kid who is about to reach the top of the cage. The lights turn off, then turn on. V is looking down at Hardcore Kid who isn’t on the top of the cage yet. He steps on Hardcore Kid’s hand, Hardcore Kid lets go. He falls off the side of the cage, and through a table. The lights turn off, and on, V is gone. Mike New doesn’t know what to make of this, but he doesn’t get much of a chance to think about it, because Ryder who didn’t see anything hits the Rough Ryder on Mike New. Ryder grabs Hardcore, throws him into the ring. Ryder goes into the cover on Hardcore. The ref counts the 1……….2………3!] JR-We have a new TV champion! King-No! Hardcore was robbed Kris Gaffney-No that joke can stop. (Zack Ryder walks out with the championship holding it up as Shockwave goes off the air.)

EMF: Shockwave

(“Freaky frog sounds” blasts on the PA system as Rita Van Toad walks to the ring, she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Lexi might not be taking Rita seriously, but she won a women’s championship before.

King-Sure it was over a decade ago.

Kris Gaffney-Guess it’s better than never at all, right?

(“” blasts on the PA system as Lexi Sheckler walks to the ring, she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-According to my sources this new talent has had a lot of success else where.

King-EMF is always different though, we will see if this is just the first of a great career.

Kris Gaffney-You never know.

[Rita Van Toad comes into the middle of the ring, she talks trash to Lexi Sheckler. Rita hits a slap to the face that stuns Lexi. Rita goes for a fist to the face that Lexis Sheckler is able to duck easily, and she hits a few fists to the face that makes her stumble backwards. She whips her to the ropes, and Rita bounces off of the ropes. Lexi Sheckler hits a hip toss that sends her down on the mat, Rita Van Toad gets up to her feet, and she hits a running clothesline that knocks her down on the mat. Rita Van Toad slowly gets up to his feet. Lexi Sheckler picks up Rita Van Toad, and she hits a back breaker. Lexi Sheckler goes into the cover on Rita Van Toad. The ref counts the 1………….2……..KICK OUT by Rita Van Toad.]

JR-Seems like Rita didn’t like to be insulted by Lexi.

King-Her response only seemed to anger Rita.

Kris Gaffney-That’s a Van Toad sort of thing.

[Lexi Sheckler picks up Rita Van Toad, she tries to put her over her shoulder. But Rita Van Toad is able to struggle out, and she is able to slide out of the back. Rita Van Toad turns around Lexi, she lifts up Lexi, and drops her for a falling slam. Rita Van Toad runs to the ropes. She comes off fo the ropes, and she hits the Rolling Chunder.]

JR-Rita might have turned this match around.

King-Sure that was her plan all along.

Kris Gaffney-Sure it was at some point.

[Rita Van Toad climbs up to the top rope, she leaps off of the top rope for the one star toad splash. But Lexi moves out of the way. Rita Van Toad crashes, and burns. Rita stumbles up right into Lexi who sets her up, and hits her finisher. Lexi goes into the cover on Rita Van Toad. The ref counts the 1………2……….3!]

JR-Lexi Sheckler wins this match.

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Shockwave video.)

(We go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. The lights turn on, and fans yell, and wave their signs.

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, tonight we have many great matches. Hello again, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross, along side Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-That’s right JR, which includes the TV title, hell in a cell match with Ryder, Hardcore Kid, and Mike New.

Kris Gaffney-That has been a feud building up for a little over a month, it’s finally going to end tonight.

King-Hopefully Hardcore Kid can come out of it with his title.

(“Goldust theme” blasts on the PA system as Goldust walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Goldust is a veteran in this business.

King-But he can very much still get the job done.

Kris Gaffney-I guess we’ll find out.

(“Criminal” blasts on the PA system as Double L walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This is Double L’s first televised match.

King-I heard he was impressive.

[Double L and Goldust pace around the ring, and the lock up, and Double L hits a knee lift into the gut that doubles him over. Double L whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Goldust bounces off of the ropes. Double L hits a back elbow which puts him down on the mat. Double L waits as Goldust gets up to his feet, once he gets up to his feet. Golddust throws a fist to the face, but it’s blocked, and DOUble L hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Goldust. Double L puts him into a head lock, and he takes him down with a head lock take down Goldust. Double L puts the pressure on Goldust. Goldust tries to get up to his feet,a nd once he gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, he backs up to the he whips Goldust off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes. Goldust gets hit with an arm drag release. Goldust gets up to his feet. Double L hits a standing drop kick which makes Goldust stumble backwards, and he’s now in the corner. Double L hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Goldust. He whips him to the other side of the ring. He crashes into the corner. Double L charges into the corner, and he leaps up, and Double L hits a monkey flip that sends Goldust flying, and he crashes down hard on his back. GOldust is slow to get up to his feet holding his back. He hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Double L sets up Goldust double under hooking Goldust.]

JR-It looks like Double L has a big move on it’s way.

King-It would seem so.

Kris Gaffney-Let’s just hope it’s not a pedigree, Triple H would be pissed.

[Double L lifts up Goldust, and he hits an under hook sitdown power bomb. Double L holds him down with a pin, the ref counts the 1………….2……..KICK OUT by Goldust. Double L yells at the ref to make a better count, and Double L picks up Goldust. He whips him to the ropes. Goldust bounces off of the ropes, and Double L lowers his head. But it’s countered with Goldust hitting a punch to the face. Double L stumbles around, and Goldust hits a short arm clothesline that knocks him down on the mat. Goldust waits as Double L gets up to his feet. Goldust bounces off of the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. Goldust hits one of his pattern running bulldogs that plants him down on the mat. Double L goes into the cover on Goldust, the ref counts the 1…………2………KICK OUT by Double L.]

JR-Almost three there.

King-You can’t take Goldust lightly.

Kris Gaffney-I think Double L is seeing that now.

[Goldust picks up Double L, and he lifts him for the Curtain Call, but Double L is able to slide out of the back, and he hits his finisher. Double L goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………2………3!]

JR-Double L with the great counter, and win.

King-I knew Goldust wouldn’t win.

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring)

JR-Tony had quite the performance at Payback.

King-I guess we will see if he can continue it.

Kris Gaffney-Then he’ll be able to erase the laughter of his failed celebration…maybe.

(“” blasts on the PA system as V walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-V has shown himself to be a dangerous competitor.

King-Wonder why that is.

Kris Gaffney-He is Nostalgia, but maybe this is a different mindset he gets into.

The bell has sounded, and V has rushed forward, only to be caught by a impactful gut punch from Tony Ikeda, followed by a smack to the face, V is staggering backwards, and is caught from a powerful uppercut, and now Tony Ikeda is charging at V, and flinging out the arm looking for the clothesline, but V catches him with a wicked front kick, Causing Tony to fly backward from the impact. V wipes his face angrily, and grips down onto the head of Ikeda, lifting him up to his feet… and now V with a Snap Suplex.

JR: Both these men look angry for some reason.

KING: They want to prove that they are the better wrestler.

V gets to his feet, and looked down at Tony Ikeda with a smirk, before leaping up into the air, and dropping down onto the forehead with the knee, hitting him with a jumping knee drop! V for the early cover... 1... 2... Kickout

KG: Tony Ikeda is able to power out early. Just.

V wiped a hand over his face once more, and gripped down onto Tony Ikeda’s head, picking him up to his feet again, but Ikeda was ready for it this time, He quickly plants V with a DDT. Ikeda is up to his feet already, and is hastily scampering up to the top rope, and now… a somersault leg drop from the top rope. Ikeda’s leg cracked right over V’s nose. Ikeda going for the cover this time. 1... 2... V is able to throw the shoulder up!

JR: How did V survive there?

KING: Instinct, JR, Instinct

Tony Ikeda has V by the hair, and is pulling him up to his feet, he’s going for another punch, blocked by V. V smirks, and hits Ikeda with a European Uppercut, before nailing him with a dropkick. V has Ikeda back up to his feet already, and has him in Suplex position. Ikeda wriggled out of the way, he kicks the back of V’s knee, buckling the knee from underneath V and causing him to fall into a kneeling position, and now Ikeda is running to the ropes… he’s charging back at V, and hits him with a spear. He goes for a cover. 1..2.. kick out.

JR-Almost three by Tony.

King-Tony’s always going to always give you a fight.

[Tony Ikeda waits for V to get up, he goes for V to get up to his feet. Tony Ikeda goes for a full nelson, but V blocks it. He hits a snapmare. Tony gets up, and V hits a running big boot. V sets up Tony Ikeda, and he lifts him up, and drops him for his finisher. V goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref counts the 1……….2………3]

JR-V wins this match.

("Dirty Little Girl" plays over the PA System and the new EMF Women's Champion, Mickie James, comes out to the ring. She is handed a microphone, and adjusts the Women's Title belt on her shoulder before speaking.)

Mickie: Well, here I am, Ladies and Gentleman, and I am once again your EMF Women's Champion. 7 times I have won this championship... the same number of times that John Cena won the World Championship. More times than the great Miss Jackie would have won it if not for that match at First Blood 2008... although, to be fair, one of my reigns came from there too. Oh well. The point is that I am now, without a doubt, the most successful woman in the history of the EMF Women's division. Nobody even holds a claim to being better than me. When I walked into this company it was all "Miss Jackie this... Miss Jackie that...", nowadays, the only person who remembered Miss Jackie existed before I mentioned her just now is Catherine Walker! Since I've been here all I've heard is "Amy Dumas this... Amy Dumas is sleeping with that...", but right now, it doesn't matter. Amy finally had a title reign of some significance, and who was there to end it? Me. I'm sure my little idol hasn't seen the last of me yet though. I'm sure she'll be along for her rematch... and I'm sure I'll have fun with it.

Which brings me on to business. As you all know, every time I win the EMF Women's Championship, I get to decide my opponent for my first championship defense. This time it is a hard choice. Normally there'd be one name right at the top of my list... and that name would be Amy Dumas. It's no secret I've grown up idolising Amy... fantasising about Amy... and it's no secret that I love getting my hands all over her in the ring. But the point is, I've recently faced Amy already... and recently beaten her. On top of that, I'm sure Amy is going to be cashing in her rematch sooner or later... so we will tango again. For those reasons, picking Amy wouldn't benefit me. There's 2 very big reasons why I should pick Stephanie McMahon-Walker to be my opponent. Since she got those ridiculous implants, yours truly has been dying to get up close and personal with her. But then, I'm not a vindictive person. Stephanie is clearly in no shape to wrestle. On top of that, I can just come out here any time she does compete, and she'd be totally ay my mercy. It would be fun, don't get me wrong, but other than a cheap thrill, what would I get out of it? I've already had Stephanie McMahon in every position I wanted... what difference does a set of plastic tits really make?

So the question still remains... who do I want to fight? Natasha Jones if off the menu.... Tiffany hasn't done anything since Laura turned against her... god knows where that Ikeda chick ran off too... probably got eaten by the other Ikeda chick... and AJ Lee? I find it funny that someone who thinks the whole show should revolve around her can't get a title shot as often as she wants, and when she gets them, she blows it. To my mind, there were 2 former champions who might be worth my time. One was Velvet Sky... because it never gets boring beating that bimbo and taking out my frustration on her. Unfortunately, no one seems to know where she is, so I guess that's out of the question. The other... well... I probably wouldn't have considered her, but then I got an interesting call. My little girlfriend back home, Rebecca Michelle, called me, and said she was ready to come back on the road again. To be by my side. To help me out with any problems I might have. Well, I don't need anyone to fight my battles for me... but as long as Rebecca is going to be around... I might as well use it to my advantage. Who do we know that sees red at the sight of Rebecca? Who do we know who would just be itching to get her hands on the pair of us? And who do we know whose ass we both want to kick to prove she is over rated? Well of course. It's Nostalgia's new little play thing... Christy Hemme! Christy once thought she was good enough for Rebecca. She thought she could actually date a woman, and use it to get my title. Oh how foolish. Because it turned out Rebecca was a fan of mine... and she went on to screw Christy in the ring... and screw me out of it. *Mickie smirks* So Ladies and Gentleman I'm making it official. Coming up very soon you're going to see me defend the title for the first time. It will be Mickie James Vs Christy Hemme...... Vs Rebecca Michelle... in a Triple Threat..... bra and panties match!

Now you might question, why have I picked these exact rules? Why do I want to give Rebecca a title shot... rather than have her be my manager? Aren't I afraid Rebecca might go into business for herself, and steal my title? And why a Bra and Panties match... why not a real match? The answer to the second part will become obvious later on... but as for putting Rebecca in the match well.... Rebecca being at ring side would no doubt distract Christy a hell of a lot... but... having her right there, in her face, as part of the match? It's almost too perfect. Oh and of course there's the added bonus. If Christy wants to win the gold, she's either going to have to strip me, which will no doubt disgust her... or strip Rebecca... which will probably cause her mind to explode! Right now you probably all don't appreciate quite how evil and perfect this is... but trust me... you will do... and trust me... Christy Hemme, right when she thought she was going to recover from what me and Rebecca did to her last year, and get her life back in order... now I'm going to screw her right back up again!

(Mickie drops the microphone and is about to leave. Suddenly "Bad, Bad Man" plays over the PA System, and John Cena emerges.)

Cena: You know what Mickie, I'm no stranger to booking people into matches they'll hate to get one over them. You know that you and Christy are two of my closest friends, and it pains me to see the two of you go to war. That said, I know that is what this industry is about, and if you two want to fight for the title well... you're definitely both deserving. But I know what you're doing by booking this match. I know you're trying to put Christy into a position where she will be torn. Does she want to hurt Rebecca or doesn't she? If the chance presents itself, will she remove Rebecca's clothes, and bring back painful memories, just to shut you up and win the title? I know you're playing mind games with her... and I'd expect nothing less. In one way it annoys me... and in another I'm proud of you. It is quite genius in more ways than one. It's just a shame Christy is the victim.. but that is your choice. The only reason I am out here though, is to announce one thing. You're match will happen and it will happen next week. Then we get to Return of an Era. One of you 3 will be the champion... and it's possible one of you will need to defend the title. That though will be up to Amy. See, you said you didn't pick Amy because she was due a rematch. But just recently, I was put into a position where I had to give up the World Title I had for 2 years in order to face someone in a match who was causing me issues. And I did it. Now, in the interest of fairness, I'm going to put Amy in the same position. I can't show her any favoritism just because of who she is. If she wants, she is entitled to her rematch, and she can use it at Return of an Era to take on you, or Christy, or Rebecca, whoever wins the title. However, she can also, if she wants, forfeit her title shot, in order to take on the woman who has been making her life a.... well... I won't say misery, but I will say.. the woman whose been annoying the hell out of both of us recently, Maria Kanellis. The choice is hers, and ironically, if she picks Maria, you really only have yourself to blame. I guess it will boil down to whether or not Amy truly believes Maria is trying to steal me, like you say she is... or whether she thinks you're a lying bitch, and she'd rather come and try and get her gold back. Either would be fine with me. But Mickie, I wish you the best of luck next week. Not that I think you'll need it...

(Cena smirks at Mickie and Mickie looks a little confused but smiles back at him and then leaves the ring. Cena waits for her at the top of the ramp and they have a few words with eachother before leaving the ringside area.)

(“Sinner” blasts on the PA system as Khaos walks to the irng. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Khaos is heading towards a title match here soon.

King-But before that, he’ll have to go up against a guy who has dominated the championship title scene over the past few years.

(“Sandpaper” blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks to the ring along with AJ Lee who skips behind Troy. Troy steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Troy reminded us how good he can be in the world title tournament.

King-It’s probably a matter of time before he’s back in the hunt for that title.

Kris Gaffney-Just a matter of him to show the same effort.

[Khaos and Troy Gafgen talk trash in the middle of the ring. They pace around the ring, and they lock up. Troy Gafgen pushes back Khaos into the corner, and the ref asks for Troy Gafgen to back out of the corner, and Troy Gafgen does this. Khoas hits a hard fist to the face of Troy Gafgen more to anger him than to insult him. This doesn’t please Troy, and he throws a fist to the face of Khaos. Khaos ducks under, and Troy is now in the corner. Khaos hits a few stomps into the corner. He tries to whip him to the ropes. He reverses the whip. Khaos crashes into the corner, and Troy Gafgen tries to hit a splahs in the corner. But Khaos moves out of the way, Troy Gafgen crashes into the corner. He stumbles backwards. Troy Gafgen pulls himself up to the second rope, he measures up on Troy Gafgen, and he hits a missile drop kick that puts down Troy. Khaos hits a few fists to the face that makes Troy stumble backwards, and he tries to whip him to the ropes, but Troy once again reverses it. Khaos bounces off of the ropes, Troy lowers his head, but it’s countered with a kcik to the face that stumbles him. Troy throws a wild fist to the face, Khaos ducks under. Khaos hooks Troy, and uses his leverage to hit a belly to back suplex that puts Troy down on the mat. Khaos once again goes to the second turnbuckle. He measures up on Troy Gafgen, and he leaps off of the second rope. He hits a flying elbow drop. Khaos goes into the cover on Troy Gafgen, the ref counts the 1……….2……KICK OUT by Troy Gafgen. Khaos puts Troy Gafgen into a seated position, and he puts him into a chin lock. The ref makes sure that it’s not a choke hold. Troy Gafgen fights up, and Troy is up on his feet. Troy Gafgen hits a few elbows to the gut that stuns Khaos, and he hits a few fists to the face that makes Khaos stumble back to the ropes. Troy Gafgen whips Khaos to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen goes for a hip toss, but it’s turned into a DDT.]

JR-What a counter by Khaos.

King-That might do it.

Kris Gaffney-Are we going the Vince McMahon route, and declaring people champions before they are?

[Khaos goes into the cover on Troy Gafgen, and the ref counts the 1………..2……..KICK UOT by Troy Gafgen. Khaos picks up Troy Gafgen, and he sets him up into a vertical suplex position. He tries to lift him up, but Troy blocks it. He tries again, Khaos blocks it. Troy Gafgen lifts up Khaos, and he drops him for a front slam Troy Gafgen backs to the ropes. He comes off of the ropes. He hits a boot to the face that knocks down Khaos. Troy Gafgen takes a few moments to rest up, and slowly Khaos gets up to his feet. He stumbles towards Troy Gafgen. He goes for a fist, but it’s blocked, and Troy Gafgen hits a hard fist that knocks down Khaos. Khaos gets up to his feet. Troy Gafgen hits a few forearm shots to the face that makes Khaos back up to the ropes. Troy Gafgen tries to whip Khaos to the ropes, and it’s reversed. He bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen lowers his head, and he hits a back body drop that sends Khaos flying, and crashing down on the mat. Troy Gafgen kicks Khaos in the gut, and he hits a snap suplex that puts down Khaos Troy grabs Khaos by the hair, and lifts him back up to his feet. Troy Gafgen lifts up Khaos above his head, he holds him there for a time, and he drops him for a military press slam. Troy backs up, he waits as Khaos gets back up to his feet. Khaos stumbles towards Troy Gafgen. Troy picks up Khaos, and he hits a body slam.]

JR-Troy Gafgen has the momentum going his way.

King-Nothing can stop him now.

Kris Gaffney-Except a bad mistake.

[Troy Gafgen runs to the ropes, and goes for a leg drop. But Troy moves out of the way, he crashes into the mat. Khaos gets up, he waits as Troy gets up. Khaos kicks Troy, he lifts him, he drops him for the Khaos Continuum. Khaos goes into the cover on Troy Gafgen, the ref counts the 1………2……..3!]

JR-Khaos wins this match.

King-Troy should have started a Hogan gimmick brother, then he would have hit that move.

(“Big Slack’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Big Slack walks to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Big Slack has shown a lot recently.

King-Well, guess when you face someone who talks to other voices, it’s not exactly fair. He’s facing two.

Kris Gaffney-Or he’s getting advice from another person, regardless I understand what you mean.

(“Money, money, money, money” blasts on the PA system as Emile De Larrey walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Emile De Larrey was able to get back into the contendership race last week.

King-Not a surprise, he’s very talented.

[Big Slack and EDL pace around the ring, they lock up Big Slack is able to push down the lighter Emile De Larrey down on the mat. Big Slack measures up as Emile De Larrey gets up to his feet, and Big Slack goes for a fist, but Emile De Larrey ducks under, and he continues to the ropes. He shoots off of the ropes. He leaps in the air for a cross body block, but Emile De Larrey is able to counter by hitting a shoulder block that knocks him down on the mat. Emile De Larrey is hurting, he gets up to his feet, and he throws a fist to the face at Big Slack. Big Slack is able to block it, and he hits a hard head butt that knocks down Emile De Larrey. Big Slack picks up Emile De Larrey, and he hits a few fists to the face that makes him back up to the ropes. He whips him to the ropes. Emile De Larrey comes off of the orpes. He bounces off of the ropes, he continues to the other side of the ring. He leaps in the air for a cross body block, but it’s caught. Then he drops him into a rib breaker. Big Slack backs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes, he leaps in the air. He comes down on Emile De Larrey with a big splash.]

JR-Slack using his weight.

King-Sure he won’t appreciate you saying that.

Kris Gaffney-He meant it in a good way.

[Slack goes into the cover on Emile De Larrey, the ref counts the 1………………2………..KICK OU T by Emile De Larrey. Big Slack picks up Emile De Larrey, and he runs to the ropes. He comes off of the orpes. But Emile De Larrey counters with a spin kick to the gut that doubles him over. Emile De Larrey backs away, and he hits a super kick that makes Slack back up to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and Big Slack gets hit with a kick to the gut that doubles him over, and he hits a DDT that plants him into the mat. Emile De Larrey goes into the cover on Big Slack, the ref counts the 1………..2………KICK OUT by Big Slack which sends Emile De Larrey flying.]

JR-What power by Big Slack.

Kris Gaffney-Emile’s going to have to think of a different strategy.

King-Hope he’s not considering what I think he’s thinking.

[Emile De Larrey climbs up to the top rope. He measures up on Big Slack, he leaps off of the top rope, but Big Slack moves out of the way. Emile De Larrey crashes into the mat, and Big Slack sets up Emile De Larrey. He hits the Death From Above. Big Slack goes into the cover on Emile De Larrey for the 1……..2…….3!]

JR-Emile went for a big chance, and came up empty.

(“What do you know” blasts on the PA system as Alex Kobayashi walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Alex Kobayashi is making an impressive return thus far.

King-You got to believe that it’s a matter of time before he wears gold again.

Kris Gaffney-He might have that chance here soon.

(“I will master your mind” blasts on the PA system as Mastermind walks to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-He can’t be thinking that far ahead, especially with a tough competitor such as Mastermind.

King-Beating Kobayashi definitely would be a feather in the cap of Mastermind.

Kris Gaffney-Especially with the run he’s been on.

[Mastermind and Alex Kobayashi pace around the ring, and the lock up. Mastermind is able to put Alex Kobayashi into an arm bar, and Alex Kobayashi tries to fight out of it with his free hand, he hits a few fists with his left arm. Not being the dominate arm, he’s not able to get Mastermind to let go of the hold. But Alex Kobayashi is able to counter the move with an arm drag release. Alex Kobayashi gets up to his feet, he charges at Mastermind, Mastermind is able to counter with a boot to the fact that doubles him over. He sets him up, and he puts Kobayashi into a side head lock, and he hits a side headlock take down. Mastermind puts on the pressure, and Kobayashi transfers him into a leg scissors. Mastermind is able to move, and he goes for a jack knife pin on Kobayashi. The ref counts the 1……….2……..Alex Kobayashi is able to bridge out, and he spins around, and Alex Kobayashi hits a knee lift into the gut that stuns Mastermind. Alex Kobayashi runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Mastermind his a one man flap jack that sends him down on the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet. Slowly Kobayashi gets up to his feet, once he gets up to his feet, he hits a hard fist to the face that knocks him down on the mat. Mastermind picks up Alex Kobayashi. Alex Kobayashi hits a few fists to the face that makes him back up to the ropes. He tries to whip him ot the ropes, but it’s reversed by Alex Kobayashi. Mastermind bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes. Mastermind ducks under a clothesline by Alex Kobayashi. Kobayashi continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the ropes, he hits a flying forearm shot to the face that knocks down Alex Kobayashi. Kobayashi gets up to his feet. Mastermind hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Kobayashi. Mastermind puts Kobayashi into a vertical suplex position. He lifts him up, and he goes for a vertical suplex. But it’s countered by Alex Kobayashi who shifts his weight. He lands on his feet behind Mastermind. Kobayashi bounces off of the ropes. But Mastermind counters with a spinning spine buster that plants Kobayashi down on the mat.]

JR-Mastermind with a great counter there.

King-So far he’s been able to stay in control.

Kris Gaffney-Guess we’ll see if it stays that way.

[Mastermind goes into the cover on Alex Kobayashi, the ref counts the 1………..2………KICK OUT by Alex Kobayashi. Mastermind looks at the ref angry, and he picks up Kobayashi, and he hits a body slam on him. Mastermind goes on the apron, and he climbs up to the top rope. He measures up, and he leaps up for a splash, but Alex Kobayashi gets up his knee’s, and this drive the air out of Mastermind. Mastermind rolls around in pain on the mat. Slowly Mastermind gets up to his feet, Mastermind stumbles towards Kobayashi. Alex Kobayashi hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Mastermind, and Kobayashi plants him into the mat with a DDT. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, but Alex Kobayashi rolls under the ropes, and he climbs up to his feet with the help of the ropes. Mastermind gets up to his feet, once he gets up on his feet. He watches as Mastermind is up to his feet. Mastermind goes over to Alex Kobayashi. Kobayashi is able to counter with a kick to the face that makes Mastermind stumble backwards. Alex Kobayashi uses the ropes to sling shots himself over the top rope, and he connects with a flying shoulder block that knocks down Mastermind. Kobayashi uses this time to rest up. Once he’s up to his feet, Mastermind is up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Alex Kobayashi blocks a fist, and he returns it, and he hits a hard fist to the face that knocks him backwards, and Kobayashi hits another fist that knocks down Mastermind. He whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes. Alex Kobayashi picks up Mastermind, and he drops him for a back breaker. Mastermind rolls around in pain from that last move.]

JR-Kobayashi has gained control of this match.

King-He might be considering trying to put it away.

Kris Gaffney-I hope that’s what he’s thinking of doing.

[Kobayashi calls for the Ride to Heaven. He slowly gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet Kobayashi goes for the Ride to Heaven, but it’s countered with a roll up pin by Mastermind. Mastermind holds Kobayashi for the pin as the ref counts the 1………2……..3!]

JR-Mastermind with the big win here.

(A scene opens backstage in the office of EMF President, John Cena. Suddenly Maria Kanellis walks into the room. Maria is wearing a robe which she quickly removes after closing the door, and is stood there in matching purple Bra and Panties. Cena leaps from his desk and grabs the robe, using it to cover up Maria.)

Cena: Jesus... what the hell are you doing? Do you know how much trouble you'd get me in if Amy was here?

Maria: Relax... I saw her leave earlier...

Cena: Well.... that doesn't explain... anything...

Maria: Well, I just wanted your opinion. Do you think I should wear these next week?

Cena: Next week? What's next week? Some big date with Jericho? Or are you posing nude for some magazine and still haven't got your head around the concept.

Maria: No... nothing like that. There's a bra and panties match for the title, right?

Cena: Erm.... yes. But you're not in it.

Maria: I know! But it's a bra and panties match... so we have to be in our bra and panties.... correct?

Cena: What? No! Maria.... even if you were in the match, which you're not... only the loser ends up in her bra and panties. Only one girl out of three. And the objecting is NOT to do that.

Maria: So you're telling me I'm not going to be in my bra and panties?

Cena: Knowing you you probably will be.... somehow... somewhere... but no... as you're NOT IN THE MATCH.... then you shouldn't be.

Maria: Oh well.... guess I got confused.... but anyway, what did you think?

Cena: Think? Maria I barely saw....

(Maria tries to remove the robe again, Cena stops her.)

Cena: DON'T DO THAT. Look, what is wrong with you? I know that you're.... a few nuggets short of a happy meal....

Maria: I thought they did that to me once... but it turned out I ordered the fish burger...

Cena: I.... never mind. The point is, I never believed Mickie when she said you were trying to sleep with me but when you do things like this I have to question it. I thought you were with Jericho now?

Maria: I'm sure being Mrs Jericho would open doors but I don't want to present game shows or be in a rock band. I want to be women's champion... and for that... I'd be better off being Mrs Cena...

Cena: So you are trying to sleep with me?

Maria: This is no time to sleep... it's the middle of the day.

Cena: No it isn't..... I mean... never mind. Don't you know that I am with Amy now? If there ever is another Mrs Cena, I'm hoping it'll be her.

Maria: But you already married Amy, silly. You can't marry the same person twice...

Cena: Yes... yes you can.

Maria: Really? Why doesn't everyone do that?

Cena: Why would you.... or... for God sake. Listen.... I want to be with Amy, not you, and it doesn't matter how nice your lingerie is, that's not going to change. I mean come on... can you see us together?

Maria: We're together right now! You can't deny it... I can see that we are...

Cena: Not what I meant. The point is we'd never get out of bed. The reason for that would be we have nothing in common. No common interests. Nothing to talk about. Nothing to do. It would just be sex, like last time. I doubt I'd ever marry you... and I doubt you'd get to be women's champion. Were you women's champion last time we "dated".

Maria: Unless we had our date in the ring during a women's title match, I doubt it!

Cena: This is exactly why we would never work. Anyway... why don't you go find Jericho? And if you see Amy... please don't screw anything up...

Maria: You could do better than Amy. I'm sure she's going to cheat on you anyway...

(Cena chokes, and laughs. He clearly doesn't take the comment seriously whatsoever. But he can't help himself... he has to play along.)

Cena: Oh really? Who with?

Maria: How should I know? All I know is... it'll probably happen. I mean, she did it when she was married to Jericho, right?

Cena: I'm not going to even dignify that with a response. But come to think of it... you could be on to something. I did see her talking to a guy the other day.... dressed in a low cut dress.... wearing high heels.... make up done real nice... the works. Maybe she was trying to impress him?

Maria: What the hell does she see in a guy like that?!

(Cena can't help but laugh again. He uses a hand to help guide Maria out of his office.)

Cena: That's about all I can take... I'll see you around no doubt... hopefully you'll be better clothed next time.

Maria: You mean you didn't like them?

(Cena just closes the door on her and shakes his head as we fade out.)

(“All wrapped up” blasts on the PA system as Riley Jaddix. He goes into the ring. “Mechanical Rhythm” blasts on the PA system as Fredrick Tomas walks into the ring he stares down Riley Jaddix.)

JR-Last week these two were opponents, now their tag team partners.

King-I’m not sure if they can co-exist.

Kris Gaffney-It’s all about chaos.

(“Fisher’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Justin Fisher stops at the ramp. “I'm shipping up to Boston” blasts on the PA system as Marcus O'Hara walks to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Marcus O'Hara and Fisher probably have less issues.

King-That we know of.

Kris Gaffney-That could change by the end of the match though.

[Justin Fisher and Fredrick Tomas start out in the middle of the ring. They lcok up, and he pushes him down on the mat. He falls down on the mat, and he gets up to his feet, and Justin Fisher gets up, and he throws a fist to the face, and he blocks it. Fredrick Tomas hits a few fists to the face that makes him back up to the ropes. He whips him to the ropes. He comes off of the ropes. Justin Fisher hits a spinning back elbow that knocks him down on the mat. Justin Fisher rolls around in pain, and he gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, Justin Fisher is up to his feet. Fredrick Tomas pushes Justin Fisher backwards into the corner, and Fredrick Tomas hits a few shoulder blocks into the gut that stuns Fisher. Fredrick Tomas sets up Justin Fisher, and then he hits a big hip toss out of the corner that sends Fredrick Tomas flying, and he crashes down on the mat. Slowly he gets up to his feet stunned, and he sets him up, and he hits a hip toss out of the corner that sends Justin Fisher flying. He crashes down on the mat. Slowly he gets up to his feet. Fredrick Tomas twists Justin Fisher’s arm, and he drags him into the corner, and he makes the tag to Riley Jaddix. Riley Jaddix comes into the ring, and he leaves Fisher’s ribs open, and Riley Jaddix hits a fist to the face that makes Fisher stumble backwards in pain, and he hits a few fists to the face that makes him back up to the ropes. He whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and Riley Jaddix hits a standing drop kick. Justin Fisher holds his face. He’s in a seated position, and he hits a boot to the face that puts him down on the mat. Riley Jaddix tries for a pin, the ref counts the 1………2….Justin Fisher rolls his shoulder of the mat. Riley Jaddix looks at the downed Justin Fisher knowing that it’s going to take more to beat a veteran like Fisher. He hits a few mounted fists to the face that makes Fisher cover up trying to limit the damage. The ref makes Jaddix back away. The ref is warning him about closed fists, Riley Jaddix yells back at the ref.]

JR-Riley Jaddix needs to be careful here.

King-I doubt that’s something he’s does too often.

Kris Gaffney-That’s pretty much the truth.

[Riley Jaddix goes back on the attack, he picks up Justin Fisher. But Riley Jaddix is able to counter by throwing his hands off of him, and he Fisher hits a hard fist. Riley Jaddix stumbles backwards, but it seems that he’s more angry than hurt. He throws a fist to the face, and then he ducks under. He pushes Riley Jaddix forward, he stumbles backwards. Justin Fisher hits a belly to back suplex as he stumbles backwards. Justin Fisher gets up, and he dives in the corner, and he makes the tag to Marcus O'Hara. Marcus O'Hara comes into the ring. Riley Jaddix comes into the ring, he hits a running forearm that knocks him down on the mat. Riley Jaddix gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Marcus O'Hara hits a few forearm shots to the face. Riley Jaddix whips him to the ropes, Riley Jaddix bounces off of the ropes. He leaps in the air, and he goes for cross body block. Marcus O'Hara ducks under, and he crashes on the mat. Riley Jaddix is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Marcus O'Hara hits a back kick to the gut that backs off. Marcus O'Hara pulls up Riley Jaddix, and he pushes him into the corner. Marcus O'Hara hits a hard fist to that face of Riley Jaddix. He hits a knee lift into the gut that stuns Riley Jaddix. Marcus O'Hara sets up Riley Jaddix, he puts him into a headlock. He runs out of the corner, and Marcus O'Hara hits a running bulldog that plants him down on the mat. Riley Jaddix is down on the mat, and Marcus O'Hara pushes him on his back. Marcus O'Hara pushes Riley Jaddix on his back. He hooks the leg of Riley Jaddix as he goes into the cover. The ref counts the 1…………….2………….Fredrick Tomas comes into the ring, and he breaks up the cover. Tomas goes back into the corner, and Marcus O'Hara hits a hard fist to the face that knocks down Tomas. Marcus O'Hara goes back on the attack. But Riley Jaddix goes for a fist to the face. But it’s blocked by Marcus O'Hara. Marcus O'Hara hits a belly to belly suplex.]

JR-Marcus O'Hara so far has been able to keep control of this match.

King-Wonder if he would allow Fisher to get the pin.

Kris Gaffney-Depends if he’s a fan of N.I.C.O.L.E.

[Marcus O’Hara picks up Riley Jaddix. Riley Jaddix pushes Marcus O’Hara backwards. Justin Fisher makes the tag on Marcus O’Hara. Marcus turns around, and doesn’t seem too pleased with that tag. All he does is stare down on Fisher. Tomas who got a tag off screen pushes Fisher into Marcus O’Hara. O’Hara falls out of the ring. He school boy’s Fisher, the ref counts the 1……….2……….3!]

JR-Tomas and Jaddix wins.

King-Strange, the team with the most issues won.

("Trip the darkness" blasts on PA system as Shadow walks out to the ring. Followed behind by Phoenix. Shadow he steps into the ring.)

JR-This man is a bit disturbed.

King-He's sure got a lot of tlaent though.

Kris Gaffney-Both of these guy's are talented, but only one can win.

("Guerilla Radio" blasts on the PA system as Death Jester walks to the ring. He steps inisde of the ring.)

JR-Last week Death Jester had a hell of a performance.

King-He needed it to win that match.

Kris Gaffney-This might not be any easier.

The bell sounds and Shadow and Death Jester are both standing face to face in the centre of the ring, and before Shadow can even move, he is caught by an impactful slap from the hand of Death Jester, Shadow is looking infuriated! He has taken a step closer to Death Jester, and is caught by another slap. Shadow is pissed off. A wild haymaker from Shadow, but he connects with nothing but thin air. Death Jester is right behind Shadow, and now, German Suplex! Shadow isn’t having any of it though, He’s already back up to his feet, and has swung another blow out to Death Jester, who is able to move out of the way again. Death Jester with a kick to the groin! That’s brutal, Shadow has a look of surprise over his face. He’s beginning to crumple to the canvas, but Death Jester has locked him up before he can! Belly-To-Belly Suplex, Death Jester for the early cover, 1... 2.. Kick out

JR: Wow what a great start from Death Jester

KING: Shadow is in early trouble.

Shadow is once again back up to his feet, staring right at Death Jester, and before Death Jester can react, Shadow has him scooped up in his grasp! He’s got Death Jester draped over his shoulder, and now he’s getting a running start and dropping down to the canvas with a running powerslam, The force of the move caused the ring to shake, Shadow smirked, and grabbed Death Jester once again, and scooped him up into his another hold, this time a side walk slam. now he has Death Jester pinned down to the mat... 1... 2... Kick out.

KG: Wow this match is all over the place.

Shadow isn’t deterred, he has Death Jester up once again, and has him horizontally slanted across his body in rib-breaker position. But Death Jester is about to wriggle out of his grasp, he’s now standing in front of Shadow, a kick to the gut from Death Jester, and now he has Shadow set up in powerbomb position, SLAM! Death Jester sent Shadow crashing into the canvas with a brutal powerbomb. Death Jester slides over Shadow, looking for the cover.. 1... 2... Shadow threw the shoulder up, Death Jester is already back up to his feet, and he’s walking over to the corner, to catch his breath.

JR-Good strategy by Shadow.

King-Won't last long.

[Death Jester charges, and he goes for a splash to Shadow. Shadow ducks out of the way, Death Jester stumbles out of the corner. Shaodw hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Death Jester. He puts him into a front face lock, he lifts him up. Shadow climbs up to the top rope, hooks Death Jester. He hits a super plex, he tries to float over into a cover. But Death Jester is able to hook Shadow into a pinning combination for the 1..........2.......3!]

JR-Death Jester surprised Shadow.

King-All we need now is the Demon to make a return, so he can be the one who was born in the darkness, molded by it.

(“Pain” blasts on the PA system as Hardcore Kid walks to the ring holding the TV title. He steps inside of the ring.)

King-Hardcore with his first defense.

JR-He stole the damn title.

King-No he didn’t.

Kris Gaffney-He’s being delusional.

(“Cocky” blasts on the PA system as Mike New walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Mike New has been a great TV champion.

King-Yeah in the past.

Kris Gaffney-You’re never letting this joke die, are you?

King-Damn right!

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system as Ryder walks to the cell. He enters the cell.)

JR-Zack Ryder is looking for his first EMF title.

King-If he does, this will be a good way to remember it.

[The three wrestlers are all standing in the middle of the ring. Hardcore Kid probably knows that both wrestlers have more hard feelings towards him than anyone else in this match, so Hardcore Kid goes for a fist on Mike New that lands, and then one on Zack Ryder that lands. He goes for another one on Mike New, but it’s blocked, and Mike New hits a head butt that knocks him backwards, and Zack Ryder hits a fist on Hardcore Kid. Hardcore stumbles towards Mike New who hits a short arm forearm that sends him flying into the mat. Mike New backs up as Hardcore Kid gets up to his feet, and he falls into the ropes, and Mike New charges at Hardcore Kid, and he hits a clothesline over the top rope. Zack Ryder tries to take advantage of this situation, and he tries to roll up Mike New, but it’s countered by Mike New grabbing a hold of the ropes. Ryder rolls backwards into the middle of the ring. He gets up to his feet, and he charges at Mike New. Mike New counters with a drop toe hold that sends him flying into the second rope. Mike New backs away, and then he waits as Zack Ryder gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, he picks him up, and then he drops him into the top turnbuckle for snake eyes Mike New waits as Zack Ryder stumbles towards him, and Mike New hits an inverted Russian leg sweep that sends Zack Ryder into the mat. Mike New runs into the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. He leaps in the air, and he hits a leg drop. Mike New pushes Zack Ryder on to his back, the ref counts the 1………….2…one of Hardcore Kid’s Degenerate soldier’s somehow snuck into the cell, and hit Mike New with a chair. New gets up angry, more than hurt, but the Degenerate Soldier hits a low blow. Hardcore Kid comes into the ring trying to take advantage, he goes for the Rock Bottom. He hits it, Hardcore Kid gets up to his feet, he turns around right into a chair shot by Zack Ryder. Mike New the veteran rolls out of the ring. Zack Ryder decides to focus on Hardcore Kid. He picks him up by the hair, and he throws him over the top rope. Hardcore Kid crashes down on the mat, and Hardcore hits the mat, and actually rolls right into the cage side. Zack Ryder rolls out of the ring. He grabs Hardcore Kid by the hair, and he whips him to the ring steps. There is a load crash as Hardcore hits into the steel steps. Zack Ryder backs up, and he measures up on Hardcore Kid as he is now on the cage side. Woo! Woo! Woo! Zack Ryder hits a broski boot to the face of Hardcore Kid which also sends him into the Hell in a cell.]

JR-What a brutal move by Zack Ryder.

King-That’s why he’s been successful since coming to the EMF.

Kris Gaffney-Guess we’ll find out if he can become a champion tonight.

[Zack Ryder grabs Hardcore Kid, and he throws him into the ring. He goes into the cover on Hardcore, the ref counts the 1…………2……….KICK OUT by Hardcore Kid. Zack Ryder goes to the outside of the ring, he climbs up to the top rope. But the Degenerate Solider shakes the ropes, and Ryder falls on the top turnbuckle. Zack Ryder is in a lot of pain, and the Degenerate Soldier gets down, turns right into the House of Pain by Mike New. Inside of the ring, Hardcore Kid hooks Zack Ryder, and he hits a super plex. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. Mike New climbs up on the top turnbuckle. He leaps off of the top rope, going for Hardcore Kid. But Hardcore Kid moves out of the way, and he crashes down on the mat. Zack Ryder rolls away, and falls on the mat below. Hardcore Kid waits as Mike New stumbles up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, he hits a short arm clothesline that knocks down Mike New. Mike New gets up, he throws a fist to the face of Hardcore Kid. Hardcore ducks under, and he sets up Mike New, and he hits a Russian leg sweep. Hardcore Kid floats into the cover on Mike New, the ref counts the 1………….2……….KICK OUT by Mike New. Hardcore Kid gets up to his feet, and he argues with the ref about the count, he see’s Zack Ryder on the apron. He goes over to Ryder, but Hardcore Kid senses that Mike New has recovered, and he’s trying to sneak up on him, he throws him into Zack Ryder who fall into the cell cage. New stumbles backwards. Hardcore Kid hits a german suplex for a 1………2…..KICK OUT by New. Hardcore Kidd throws New out of the ring, he grabs New, and he throws him hard into the cage right on the door. The door opens. Hardcore looks up, and starts to climb up.]

JR-What is Hardcore Kid doing?

King-I guess that his Degenerate idea didn’t work out, he’s changing strategy.

Kris Gaffney-Hope it works out for him.

[Mike New recovers, he looks up at Hardcore Kid who is about to reach the top of the cage. The lights turn off, then turn on. V is looking down at Hardcore Kid who isn’t on the top of the cage yet. He steps on Hardcore Kid’s hand, Hardcore Kid lets go. He falls off the side of the cage, and through a table. The lights turn off, and on, V is gone. Mike New doesn’t know what to make of this, but he doesn’t get much of a chance to think about it, because Ryder who didn’t see anything hits the Rough Ryder on Mike New. Ryder grabs Hardcore, throws him into the ring. Ryder goes into the cover on Hardcore. The ref counts the 1……….2………3!]

JR-We have a new TV champion!

King-No! Hardcore was robbed

Kris Gaffney-No that joke can stop.

(Zack Ryder walks out with the championship holding it up as Shockwave goes off the air.)