EMF: Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen.) (We open up with pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. The lights turn on and fans yell and wave their signs. The camera scans around the arena as fans wave their signs. The camera scans the crowd for a few shots, and finally displays the location information before going into one more scan as JR begins to talk.) JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from Detroit, Michigan. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “the King “ Lawler and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King-Tonight Walter Melon faces off against the former world champion. Kris Gaffney-Both wrestlers have history with the Wretched Nobody. King-But he doesn’t have history with god. Kris Gaffney-Guess not. JR-Let’s start with the first match of the night. (“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Tony Ikeda looks to get into the race of the IC championship. King-Not if Syd can do something about it. Kris Gaffney-Tony dislikes a lot of people. (“Wrath and Cowardice” blasts on the PA system. Syd Khatru walks out on the stage and to the ring. JR-Both wreslters are looking to also get back into the title race. The song Attitude by the Misfits hits the loudspeakers. A montage of Sythe's most hardcore moments hits the big screen. Sythe runs out with a series of green pyrotechnics..CHYOO-CHYOO-CHYOO..firing into the air. He plays air guitar on the whiskey bottle he's holding before ceremoniously turning it up for the crowd. He high fives a few fans before heading down the ramp to the ring. King-They did have good bounce back wins though. Kris Gaffney-We’ll see what they do with this match. [Tony Ikeda starts with fists to Syd Khatru. Syd Khatru is able to duck one of the fists, and he connects with a super kick. Syd Khatru turns around right into a side kick by Sythe. Sythe turns around and Tony Ikeda is getting up to his feet. Tony Ikeda counters with a jaw breaker that makes him stagger backwards. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet. Sythe runs at Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda counters with a spinning spine buster that puts down Sythe. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Sythe. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…KICK OUT by Sythe. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet and he brings Sythe over the corner, and he smashes his face into the top turnbuckle. Sythe falls into the corner, and Tony Ikeda hits a few fists to the gut, and he brings him out of the corner. Tony Ikeda attempts to whip him to the ropes, but Sythe reverses the whipe. Tony Ikeda bounces off of the ropes, and Tony Ikeda jumps in the air and he connects with a lou thez press with fists to the face.] JR-Shades of Stone Cold. Who trained the man who also trained Tony. King-That was some reference for X-Clod and Austin in the same sentence. Kris Gaffney-If JR doesn’t have those, then what does he have? [Syd Khatru comes out of no where, and he connects with a running knee to the face of Tony Ikeda has he hasn’t noticed him. Tony Ikeda holds his face, he rolls out of the ring. Syd Khatru doesn’t see that Syth has gotten up to his feet. As Syd Khatru turns around, he gets blasted with a round house kick that makes Syd Khatru fly out of the ring. Syd and Tony are on the outside of the ring, and they throw each other. Then they are taken out with a dive over the top rope with a corkscrew dive over the top rope.] JR-Syd Khatru and Tony Ikeda’s hatred of each other might have got in the way. King-Understandably so. Kris Gaffney-Hopefully they don’t form a tag team due to it. [Sythe grabs Syd Khatru,a nd he throws him into the ring, but before he goes after him. Sythe blocks a fist by Tony Ikeda. Sythe throws Tony into the ring steps. Sythe gets into the ring, but he gets hit with a leg drop across the back by Syd Khatru. Syd Khatru grabs Sythe, and he lifts him up to his feet, and he drops him with a body slam. Syd Khatru hits a elbow drop, then another one, and then another one, and finally a big one to complete the samara!! Syd Khatru goes into the cover on Sythe. The ref counts 1………..2..KICK OUT by Sythe.] JR-Kick out by Sythe. King-Syd might be closing in on a title shot. Kris Gaffney-That would make Tony unhappy based on how much he hates Syd [Syd waits for Sythe to get up to his feet. Tony Ikeda sneaks up on him, and he connects with the full nelson suplex. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Syd Khatru. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2………..3!!] JR-Syd Khatru seemed too focus on Sythe too much. King-What? The third person came into play, that’s never suppose to happen! Kris Gaffney-………. (“Judas” blasts on the PA system. As Troy Gafgen walks down to the ring along with AJ Lee. Troy Gafgen suddenly notices a shadow, and he gets AJ out of the way. A giant grape falls out of thin air, and splats. Kenny Omegrape is there, and enters the ring. Troy Gafgen enters the ring.) JR-That was dangerous. King-No it wasn’t…if Kenny was going to flatten Troy and AJ, he would have…it’s all the Melon Gods plan. Kris Gaffney-Always an excuse. King-Just wait until his explosion of grapes!! [Kenny Omegrape walks around the ring and tells crowd great fruit facts. AJ gets angry as their not talking about her. Kenny Omegrape throws a grape in AJ’s mouth. She’s not very happy. Troy Gafgen throws a fist to the face of Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape ducks under, and he connects with a knife edge chop to the chest that echo’s through out the arena as the crowd yells whoooooo, and then another one to a similar reaction. Kenny Omegrape attempts to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Troy Gafgen. Kenny Omegrape bounces off of the ropes, and Kenny Omegrape hits a kick to the face that stuns Troy Gafgen backwards. Troy Gafgen falls backwards Kenny Omegrape hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over, and he plants him down on the mat with a double arm DDT. Troy Gafgen seems to be down on the mat. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………2…………..KICK OUT by Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen is slow to get up to his feet, Troy Gafgen falls into the corner. He falls into the corner. Troy Gafgen is in the corner. Kenny Omegrape runs to the corner, and he connects with a splash in the corner. Kenny Omegrape backs out of the corner.] JR-Troy Gafgen is having issues getting started. King-It’s all apart of the plan for the Melon Gods. Kris Gaffney-As always. [Troy Gafgen staggers out of the corner. Kenny OMegrape comes off of the ropes for a running boot to the face. Troy Gafgen ducks unde,r and grabs Kenny Omegrape’s head, and he drops him with the chaos maker. Troy Gafgen is able to get one arm over the downed Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………………2………………KICK OUT by Kenny Omegrape. Troy Gafgen takes his time to recover. Troy Gafgen is slow to get up to his feet in the corner. Kenny Omegrape gets up and he runs towards Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen counters with a hot shot that sends Kenny Omegrape flying through the air, and he connects with the top rope. He turns towards Kenny OMegrape. Troy Gafgen runs towards the corner. Troy Gafgen connects with a running clothesline in the corner. Troy Gafgen backs out of the corner. Kenny Omegrape staggers out of the corner. Troy Gafgen lifts him up, and he drops him with a standing spine buster. Troy Gafgen takes a few moments to rest up, as he waits for Kenny Omegrape to get up to his feet.] JR-Troy might be looking to end this match. King-That’s going to be difficult when he’s facing god. Kris Gaffney-What if his explosions don’t work? King-It’s because the Melon Gods didn’t want them to. [Troy Gafgen pulls Kenny Omegrape up the rest of the way, Kenny Omegrape counters with a jaw breaker. Kenny runs to the ropes.Kenny bounces off of the ropes, Troy Gafgen connects with the crack of dawn!! Kenny Omegrape is down on the mat. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref counts 1……….2………….3!!] King-Well…that’s just because the Melon gods wanted that to happen. Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage. JR-Ricky Vegas is going against The Wretched Nobody’s tag team partner. King-I’m sure that’s not on his mind right now. Kris Gaffney-One would hope. We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays. Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves! Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere. Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the four Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY! Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner. JR-All things considering Wretch might be in a good mood after regaining the World Championship. King-All that means is less swearing by Grace. Kris Gaffney-And possibly more beatings. [The Wretched Nobody and Ricky Vegas stand in the middle of the ring. The Wretched Nobody takes a swing at Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas ducks under the fist, and he hits a few fists to the face of the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody is able to block one of the fists, and he connects with a head butt that knocks him down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody waits as he see’s that Ricky Vegas is getting up near the corner. The Wretched Nobody runs towards Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas moves out of the way. The Wretched Nobody staggers out of the corner. Ricky Vegas hits a jab to the face (one), another jab (two), another jab (three), another jab (four), another jab (five), another jab (five), another jab (six), Ricky Vegas backs up, and he hits an extra hard fist to the face of the Wretched Nobody. Ricky Vegas see’s this doesn’t take the Wretched Nobody down, and he connects with a kick to the gut that doubles him over, and he plants him down on the mat with a DDT. Ricky Vegas goes into the cover on the Wretched Nobody. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…….KICK OUT by the Wretched Nobody. Ricky Vegas takes a few moments to measure up on the Wretched Nobody who tries to get up to his feet, but Ricky Vegas hits a running boot to the face before he gets up to his feet. Ricky Vegas hits a few stomps on the downed Wretched Nobody. The ref makes Ricky Vegas to give the Wretched Nobody his space.] JR-So far the new comer is taking to the World Champion. King-You think Azar? Kris Gaffney-Azar isn’t impressed by anyone unless he’s looking into a mirror. [Ricky Vegas this a few fists the face of the Wretched Nobody as he gets up to his feet, and he tries to whip him ot the ropes, but the wretched Nobody is able to put the breaks on. Ricky Vegas can’t believe the power as The Wretched Nobody pulls him towards him, and he connects with a spinning side slam. Ricky Vegas hits the mat hard. The Wretched Nobody takes a few moments to rest up as Ricky Vegas gets up in the corner. TheWretched Nobody runs towards the corner, and he connects with a splash in the corner. The Wretched Nobody backs out of the corner. Ricky Vegas staggers out of the corner, and he grabs him around the throat, and he lifts him up, and he connects with the spine chiller. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…….KICK OUT by Ricky Vegas!!] JR-Kick out by Ricky Vegas. King-Azar Vulcan must be watching this match very closely. Kris Gaffney-He certainly can see that his next opponent is very talented for sure. [The Wretched Nobody waits for Ricky Vegas in the corner. Ricky Vegas gets up, and he goes for the trephination, but Ricky Vegas ducks under, and he kicks The Wretched Nobody with a kick to the gut, and he hooks him with the front face lock submission known as Viva Las Vegas. The Wretched Nobody struggles, he looks effected. All of a sudden the Wretched Nobody powers Ricky Vegas towards the corner to try to break the hold, but at the last moment before he crushes him to the corner. Ricky Vegas jumps up, and springs off of the top rope, and he comes down on the Wretched Nobody for a pinning combination. The ref counts 1…………2………..3!!] JR-Ricky Vegas scores the upset!! King-Grace is probably going to be upset. Kris Gaffney-But then again, when isn’t she? Orange looks around the arena, slowly pulls one hand out of his pocket and holds it just above his bellybutton and gives a lazy thumbs up before making his way down the ramp with his hands back into his pockets. Once at the ring, he slowly rolls under the ropes all the way to the middle of the ring where he does a kip-up with his hands still in his pocket. He walks to his corner giving a lazy thumbs up waiting for the match to begin.) JR-Orange Reign was able to keep the Extreme Championship. King-See what happens when he tries. Kris Gaffney-Or something. (The lights turn off. Lighting strikes. The theme "crow" starts to play. Vulture walks out. He stares down at his opponent at the top of the stage as the lightning continues to flash. He walks down to the ring side area, and he steps over the top rope. He waits for the bell.) JR-Vulture has proven to be a force. King-This might be the time for Orange to care. Kris Gaffney-If you say so. [Orange Reign and Vulture stand in the middle of the ring. Orange Reign is slumped over, Vulture pushes Orange Reign backwards. He hits the ropes. Vulture attempts to go for a clothesline, but it’s countered by Orange Reign who hits a drop toe hold that sends Vulture flying into the second rope. Holding his throat Vulture gets up to his feet. Orange Reign connects with a running front drop kick that knocks him backward, and he flips over on the top rope, and he lands on his feet for a second, before falling down on the mat around ring side. Orange Reign while this is going on has climbed up to the top rope, and he jumps off of the top rope, and he allows his weight to fall lazily fall through the air for the lazy splash that connects on Vulture. With Vulture down Orange Reign stays down on the mat for a while, and then he nips up with his hands in his pocket. Orange Reign brings Vulture up to his feet, and he throws him into the ring. Orange Reign steps inside of the ring, and he gets ready for his next move…by slumping in the corner.] JR-Orange Reign seems ready to strike. King-Or ready to sleep. Kris Gaffney-It’s hard to tell with him. [Orange Reign after Vulture gets up to his feet goes for the Orange Punch, but it’s ducked under by Vulture. Vulture grabs Orange Reign, and he lifts him up, and throws him down with a military press that puts down Orange Reign. Orange Reign gets up to his feet, and as he is up to his feet. Vulture is coming off of the ropes. He floors Orange Reign with a running boot to the face. Orange Reign is down. Vulture goes into the cover on Orange Reign. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2…KICK OUT by Orange Reign.] JR-Vulture has turned this match around. King-Orange Reign might have to bring out focused mode. Kris Gaffney-If he has that. [Orange Reign is slow to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, he lifts him up on his shoulder, but Orange is able to struggle out of the back. Vulture turns around right into the Orange Punch. Orange Reign hooks Vulture into the mouse trap on Vulture. The ref dives into pinning position. The ref counts 1………….2…………3!!] JR-Orange Reign is able to hit the Orange punch giving him the chance to hook the Mouse Trap to gain the victory. King-I think he might have went into try mode at least. As the lights go out in the arena, The State of Massachusettes cranks through the speakers. An orange spotlight illumiates the top of the ramp, highlighting the figure of Tommy Malone gives the crowd their first glimpse of the Irish Renegade. Standing with his back toward the ring, Tommy is wearing a black leather jacket that has the Irish Flag spray painted on the back of it, his arms out toward his side, thumb and finger sticking out in a gun like gesture. Tommy turns around and makes his way toward the ring, a slightly cocky strut. Covering the bottom have of his face is a custume made Irish flag with "Real IRA" painted on the mask. Malone reaches the ring, jumping up on the apron and looking around the arena at the crowd. With a swooping jump Tommy launches himself over the top rope into the ring, heading right for the turnbuckle where he climbs it and points finger guns out toward the crowd. JR-Tommy Malone recently lost the World Championship. King-Funny, don’t they have a connection because of that. Kris Gaffney-I’m sure if they do. (“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon walks from the back with Jack Heyman. Walter Melon steps inside of the ring.) JR-That’s right, it all centers around the Wretched Nobody. Kris Gaffney-Although early in his career Walter Melon did have a lot of success. King-Only because the Melon Gods said it was alright. [Tommy Malone and Walter Melon pace around the ring. They locks up. Walter Melon pushes him towards the corner of the ring. Walter Melon hits a knee lift into the gut in the corner. Walter Melon hits a knife edge chop to the chest that echo’s through out the arena as the crowd yells whooooo. Walter hits another one, and gets a similar reaction. Walter Melon brings him out of the corner, and he whips him to the ropes. Walter Melon hits a hip toss that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Tommy Malone crashes down on the mat. Tommy Malone is slow to get up to his feet. Tommy Malone is slow to get up to his feet, and he connects with a running clothesline that knocks him down on the mat. He is slow to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Walter Melon kicks him in the gut that doubles him over. Tommy Malone hooks Walter Melon into a vertical suplex, and he connects with a snap suplex that puts him down on the mat. Walter Melon climbs up to his feet, and he connects with a elbow drop that knocks down Tommy Malone. Walter Melon goes into the cover on Tommy Malone. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2….KICK OUT by Tommy Malone. Walter Melon grabs Tommy Malone, and he lifts him up. But before he can do anything. Tommy Malone is able to struggle out of the back. Tommy Malone runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Walter Melon hits a spinning spine buster.] JR-Tommy Malone attempted to shift this match, but it didn’t work out for him. King-That’s because he was going against god. Kris Gaffney-Always a losing situation. [Walter Melon goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he measures up on Tommy Malone and he jumps off of the top rope. Walter Melon jumps off of the top rope, but it’s moved out of the way. Tommy Malone crashes into the mat. Walter Melon is on his knee’s, and Tommy Malone connects him into the mat with a whiplash that puts him down on the mat with a whiplash DDT that puts him down on the mat. Tommy Malone takes a few moments to rest up. Tommy Malone rolls towards the ropes. Walter Melon is able to get up after a few moments. Tommy Malone counters a charge by Walter Melon. Walter Melon connects with a drop toe hold that sends him flying into the second rope. Walter Melon climbs up holding his throat. Walter Melon staggers and Tommy Malone connects with the Irish Stun gun that puts down Walter Melon. Tommy Malone goes into the cover on Walter Melon. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………2…….KICK OUT by Walter Melon!!] JR-Almost three by the former World Champion. King-The Melon Gods must want a more dramatic victory. [Tommy Malone checks with the ref if that was just a 2, and for some reason Ashley Irvine is now the ref she yells “WATERMELON!!” to Walter Melon. Ashley runs out of the ring, and the ref returns. Tommy Malone waits on the second rope, he jumps off for the liberation driver, but it’s countered by Walter who hits an inverted atomic drop.Walter hooks Tommy Malone, and drops him with the impaler DDT. Walter Melon goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. Walter Melon jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with the fruit smash splash on Tommy Malone. Walter Melon goes itno the cover on Tommy Malone. The ref counts 1…………..2…………..3!!] JR-Tommy Malone made a mistake, and it cost him. King-Except he wasn’t going to win because of the Melon Gods. Kris Gaffney-Right…always with the Melon Gods. (Walter Melon thanks the Melon Gods as Shockwave goes off the air.)

EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen.)

(We open up with pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. The lights turn on and fans yell and wave their signs. The camera scans around the arena as fans wave their signs. The camera scans the crowd for a few shots, and finally displays the location information before going into one more scan as JR begins to talk.)

JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from Detroit, Michigan. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “the King “ Lawler and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-Tonight Walter Melon faces off against the former world champion.

Kris Gaffney-Both wrestlers have history with the Wretched Nobody.

King-But he doesn’t have history with god.

Kris Gaffney-Guess not.

JR-Let’s start with the first match of the night.

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Tony Ikeda looks to get into the race of the IC championship.

King-Not if Syd can do something about it.

Kris Gaffney-Tony dislikes a lot of people.

(“Wrath and Cowardice” blasts on the PA system. Syd Khatru walks out on the stage and to the ring.

JR-Both wreslters are looking to also get back into the title race.

The song Attitude by the Misfits hits the loudspeakers. A montage of Sythe's most hardcore moments hits the big screen. Sythe runs out with a series of green pyrotechnics..CHYOO-CHYOO-CHYOO..firing into the air. He plays air guitar on the whiskey bottle he's holding before ceremoniously turning it up for the crowd. He high fives a few fans before heading down the ramp to the ring.

King-They did have good bounce back wins though.

Kris Gaffney-We’ll see what they do with this match.

[Tony Ikeda starts with fists to Syd Khatru. Syd Khatru is able to duck one of the fists, and he connects with a super kick. Syd Khatru turns around right into a side kick by Sythe. Sythe turns around and Tony Ikeda is getting up to his feet. Tony Ikeda counters with a jaw breaker that makes him stagger backwards. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet. Sythe runs at Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda counters with a spinning spine buster that puts down Sythe. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Sythe. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…KICK OUT by Sythe. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet and he brings Sythe over the corner, and he smashes his face into the top turnbuckle. Sythe falls into the corner, and Tony Ikeda hits a few fists to the gut, and he brings him out of the corner. Tony Ikeda attempts to whip him to the ropes, but Sythe reverses the whipe. Tony Ikeda bounces off of the ropes, and Tony Ikeda jumps in the air and he connects with a lou thez press with fists to the face.]

JR-Shades of Stone Cold. Who trained the man who also trained Tony.

King-That was some reference for X-Clod and Austin in the same sentence.

Kris Gaffney-If JR doesn’t have those, then what does he have?

[Syd Khatru comes out of no where, and he connects with a running knee to the face of Tony Ikeda has he hasn’t noticed him. Tony Ikeda holds his face, he rolls out of the ring. Syd Khatru doesn’t see that Syth has gotten up to his feet. As Syd Khatru turns around, he gets blasted with a round house kick that makes Syd Khatru fly out of the ring. Syd and Tony are on the outside of the ring, and they throw each other. Then they are taken out with a dive over the top rope with a corkscrew dive over the top rope.]

JR-Syd Khatru and Tony Ikeda’s hatred of each other might have got in the way.

King-Understandably so.

Kris Gaffney-Hopefully they don’t form a tag team due to it.

[Sythe grabs Syd Khatru,a nd he throws him into the ring, but before he goes after him. Sythe blocks a fist by Tony Ikeda. Sythe throws Tony into the ring steps. Sythe gets into the ring, but he gets hit with a leg drop across the back by Syd Khatru. Syd Khatru grabs Sythe, and he lifts him up to his feet, and he drops him with a body slam. Syd Khatru hits a elbow drop, then another one, and then another one, and finally a big one to complete the samara!! Syd Khatru goes into the cover on Sythe. The ref counts 1………..2..KICK OUT by Sythe.]

JR-Kick out by Sythe.

King-Syd might be closing in on a title shot.

Kris Gaffney-That would make Tony unhappy based on how much he hates Syd

[Syd waits for Sythe to get up to his feet. Tony Ikeda sneaks up on him, and he connects with the full nelson suplex. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Syd Khatru. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2………..3!!]

JR-Syd Khatru seemed too focus on Sythe too much.

King-What? The third person came into play, that’s never suppose to happen!

Kris Gaffney-……….

(“Judas” blasts on the PA system. As Troy Gafgen walks down to the ring along with AJ Lee. Troy Gafgen suddenly notices a shadow, and he gets AJ out of the way. A giant grape falls out of thin air, and splats. Kenny Omegrape is there, and enters the ring. Troy Gafgen enters the ring.)

JR-That was dangerous.

King-No it wasn’t…if Kenny was going to flatten Troy and AJ, he would have…it’s all the Melon Gods plan.

Kris Gaffney-Always an excuse.

King-Just wait until his explosion of grapes!!

[Kenny Omegrape walks around the ring and tells crowd great fruit facts. AJ gets angry as their not talking about her. Kenny Omegrape throws a grape in AJ’s mouth. She’s not very happy. Troy Gafgen throws a fist to the face of Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape ducks under, and he connects with a knife edge chop to the chest that echo’s through out the arena as the crowd yells whoooooo, and then another one to a similar reaction. Kenny Omegrape attempts to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Troy Gafgen. Kenny Omegrape bounces off of the ropes, and Kenny Omegrape hits a kick to the face that stuns Troy Gafgen backwards. Troy Gafgen falls backwards Kenny Omegrape hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over, and he plants him down on the mat with a double arm DDT. Troy Gafgen seems to be down on the mat. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………2…………..KICK OUT by Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen is slow to get up to his feet, Troy Gafgen falls into the corner. He falls into the corner. Troy Gafgen is in the corner. Kenny Omegrape runs to the corner, and he connects with a splash in the corner. Kenny Omegrape backs out of the corner.]

JR-Troy Gafgen is having issues getting started.

King-It’s all apart of the plan for the Melon Gods.

Kris Gaffney-As always.

[Troy Gafgen staggers out of the corner. Kenny OMegrape comes off of the ropes for a running boot to the face. Troy Gafgen ducks unde,r and grabs Kenny Omegrape’s head, and he drops him with the chaos maker. Troy Gafgen is able to get one arm over the downed Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………………2………………KICK OUT by Kenny Omegrape. Troy Gafgen takes his time to recover. Troy Gafgen is slow to get up to his feet in the corner. Kenny Omegrape gets up and he runs towards Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen counters with a hot shot that sends Kenny Omegrape flying through the air, and he connects with the top rope. He turns towards Kenny OMegrape. Troy Gafgen runs towards the corner. Troy Gafgen connects with a running clothesline in the corner. Troy Gafgen backs out of the corner. Kenny Omegrape staggers out of the corner. Troy Gafgen lifts him up, and he drops him with a standing spine buster. Troy Gafgen takes a few moments to rest up, as he waits for Kenny Omegrape to get up to his feet.]

JR-Troy might be looking to end this match.

King-That’s going to be difficult when he’s facing god.

Kris Gaffney-What if his explosions don’t work?

King-It’s because the Melon Gods didn’t want them to.

[Troy Gafgen pulls Kenny Omegrape up the rest of the way, Kenny Omegrape counters with a jaw breaker. Kenny runs to the ropes.Kenny bounces off of the ropes, Troy Gafgen connects with the crack of dawn!! Kenny Omegrape is down on the mat. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref counts 1……….2………….3!!]

King-Well…that’s just because the Melon gods wanted that to happen.

Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage.

JR-Ricky Vegas is going against The Wretched Nobody’s tag team partner.

King-I’m sure that’s not on his mind right now.

Kris Gaffney-One would hope.

We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere.

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the four Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner.

JR-All things considering Wretch might be in a good mood after regaining the World Championship.

King-All that means is less swearing by Grace.

Kris Gaffney-And possibly more beatings.

[The Wretched Nobody and Ricky Vegas stand in the middle of the ring. The Wretched Nobody takes a swing at Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas ducks under the fist, and he hits a few fists to the face of the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody is able to block one of the fists, and he connects with a head butt that knocks him down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody waits as he see’s that Ricky Vegas is getting up near the corner. The Wretched Nobody runs towards Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas moves out of the way. The Wretched Nobody staggers out of the corner. Ricky Vegas hits a jab to the face (one), another jab (two), another jab (three), another jab (four), another jab (five), another jab (five), another jab (six), Ricky Vegas backs up, and he hits an extra hard fist to the face of the Wretched Nobody. Ricky Vegas see’s this doesn’t take the Wretched Nobody down, and he connects with a kick to the gut that doubles him over, and he plants him down on the mat with a DDT. Ricky Vegas goes into the cover on the Wretched Nobody. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…….KICK OUT by the Wretched Nobody. Ricky Vegas takes a few moments to measure up on the Wretched Nobody who tries to get up to his feet, but Ricky Vegas hits a running boot to the face before he gets up to his feet. Ricky Vegas hits a few stomps on the downed Wretched Nobody. The ref makes Ricky Vegas to give the Wretched Nobody his space.]

JR-So far the new comer is taking to the World Champion.

King-You think Azar?

Kris Gaffney-Azar isn’t impressed by anyone unless he’s looking into a mirror.

[Ricky Vegas this a few fists the face of the Wretched Nobody as he gets up to his feet, and he tries to whip him ot the ropes, but the wretched Nobody is able to put the breaks on. Ricky Vegas can’t believe the power as The Wretched Nobody pulls him towards him, and he connects with a spinning side slam. Ricky Vegas hits the mat hard. The Wretched Nobody takes a few moments to rest up as Ricky Vegas gets up in the corner. TheWretched Nobody runs towards the corner, and he connects with a splash in the corner. The Wretched Nobody backs out of the corner. Ricky Vegas staggers out of the corner, and he grabs him around the throat, and he lifts him up, and he connects with the spine chiller. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…….KICK OUT by Ricky Vegas!!]

JR-Kick out by Ricky Vegas.

King-Azar Vulcan must be watching this match very closely.

Kris Gaffney-He certainly can see that his next opponent is very talented for sure.

[The Wretched Nobody waits for Ricky Vegas in the corner. Ricky Vegas gets up, and he goes for the trephination, but Ricky Vegas ducks under, and he kicks The Wretched Nobody with a kick to the gut, and he hooks him with the front face lock submission known as Viva Las Vegas. The Wretched Nobody struggles, he looks effected. All of a sudden the Wretched Nobody powers Ricky Vegas towards the corner to try to break the hold, but at the last moment before he crushes him to the corner. Ricky Vegas jumps up, and springs off of the top rope, and he comes down on the Wretched Nobody for a pinning combination. The ref counts 1…………2………..3!!]

JR-Ricky Vegas scores the upset!!

King-Grace is probably going to be upset.

Kris Gaffney-But then again, when isn’t she?

Orange looks around the arena, slowly pulls one hand out of his pocket and holds it just above his bellybutton and gives a lazy thumbs up before making his way down the ramp with his hands back into his pockets. Once at the ring, he slowly rolls under the ropes all the way to the middle of the ring where he does a kip-up with his hands still in his pocket. He walks to his corner giving a lazy thumbs up waiting for the match to begin.)

JR-Orange Reign was able to keep the Extreme Championship.

King-See what happens when he tries.

Kris Gaffney-Or something.

(The lights turn off. Lighting strikes. The theme "crow" starts to play. Vulture walks out. He stares down at his opponent at the top of the stage as the lightning continues to flash. He walks down to the ring side area, and he steps over the top rope. He waits for the bell.)

JR-Vulture has proven to be a force.

King-This might be the time for Orange to care.

Kris Gaffney-If you say so.

[Orange Reign and Vulture stand in the middle of the ring. Orange Reign is slumped over, Vulture pushes Orange Reign backwards. He hits the ropes. Vulture attempts to go for a clothesline, but it’s countered by Orange Reign who hits a drop toe hold that sends Vulture flying into the second rope. Holding his throat Vulture gets up to his feet. Orange Reign connects with a running front drop kick that knocks him backward, and he flips over on the top rope, and he lands on his feet for a second, before falling down on the mat around ring side. Orange Reign while this is going on has climbed up to the top rope, and he jumps off of the top rope, and he allows his weight to fall lazily fall through the air for the lazy splash that connects on Vulture. With Vulture down Orange Reign stays down on the mat for a while, and then he nips up with his hands in his pocket. Orange Reign brings Vulture up to his feet, and he throws him into the ring. Orange Reign steps inside of the ring, and he gets ready for his next move…by slumping in the corner.]

JR-Orange Reign seems ready to strike.

King-Or ready to sleep.

Kris Gaffney-It’s hard to tell with him.

[Orange Reign after Vulture gets up to his feet goes for the Orange Punch, but it’s ducked under by Vulture. Vulture grabs Orange Reign, and he lifts him up, and throws him down with a military press that puts down Orange Reign. Orange Reign gets up to his feet, and as he is up to his feet. Vulture is coming off of the ropes. He floors Orange Reign with a running boot to the face. Orange Reign is down. Vulture goes into the cover on Orange Reign. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2…KICK OUT by Orange Reign.]

JR-Vulture has turned this match around.

King-Orange Reign might have to bring out focused mode.

Kris Gaffney-If he has that.

[Orange Reign is slow to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, he lifts him up on his shoulder, but Orange is able to struggle out of the back. Vulture turns around right into the Orange Punch. Orange Reign hooks Vulture into the mouse trap on Vulture. The ref dives into pinning position. The ref counts 1………….2…………3!!]

JR-Orange Reign is able to hit the Orange punch giving him the chance to hook the Mouse Trap to gain the victory.

King-I think he might have went into try mode at least.

As the lights go out in the arena, The State of Massachusettes cranks through the speakers. An orange spotlight illumiates the top of the ramp, highlighting the figure of Tommy Malone gives the crowd their first glimpse of the Irish Renegade. Standing with his back toward the ring, Tommy is wearing a black leather jacket that has the Irish Flag spray painted on the back of it, his arms out toward his side, thumb and finger sticking out in a gun like gesture. Tommy turns around and makes his way toward the ring, a slightly cocky strut. Covering the bottom have of his face is a custume made Irish flag with "Real IRA" painted on the mask. Malone reaches the ring, jumping up on the apron and looking around the arena at the crowd. With a swooping jump Tommy launches himself over the top rope into the ring, heading right for the turnbuckle where he climbs it and points finger guns out toward the crowd.

JR-Tommy Malone recently lost the World Championship.

King-Funny, don’t they have a connection because of that.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure if they do.

(“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon walks from the back with Jack Heyman. Walter Melon steps inside of the ring.)

JR-That’s right, it all centers around the Wretched Nobody.

Kris Gaffney-Although early in his career Walter Melon did have a lot of success.

King-Only because the Melon Gods said it was alright.

[Tommy Malone and Walter Melon pace around the ring. They locks up. Walter Melon pushes him towards the corner of the ring. Walter Melon hits a knee lift into the gut in the corner. Walter Melon hits a knife edge chop to the chest that echo’s through out the arena as the crowd yells whooooo. Walter hits another one, and gets a similar reaction. Walter Melon brings him out of the corner, and he whips him to the ropes. Walter Melon hits a hip toss that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Tommy Malone crashes down on the mat. Tommy Malone is slow to get up to his feet. Tommy Malone is slow to get up to his feet, and he connects with a running clothesline that knocks him down on the mat. He is slow to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Walter Melon kicks him in the gut that doubles him over. Tommy Malone hooks Walter Melon into a vertical suplex, and he connects with a snap suplex that puts him down on the mat. Walter Melon climbs up to his feet, and he connects with a elbow drop that knocks down Tommy Malone. Walter Melon goes into the cover on Tommy Malone. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2….KICK OUT by Tommy Malone. Walter Melon grabs Tommy Malone, and he lifts him up. But before he can do anything. Tommy Malone is able to struggle out of the back. Tommy Malone runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Walter Melon hits a spinning spine buster.]

JR-Tommy Malone attempted to shift this match, but it didn’t work out for him.

King-That’s because he was going against god.

Kris Gaffney-Always a losing situation.

[Walter Melon goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he measures up on Tommy Malone and he jumps off of the top rope. Walter Melon jumps off of the top rope, but it’s moved out of the way. Tommy Malone crashes into the mat. Walter Melon is on his knee’s, and Tommy Malone connects him into the mat with a whiplash that puts him down on the mat with a whiplash DDT that puts him down on the mat. Tommy Malone takes a few moments to rest up. Tommy Malone rolls towards the ropes. Walter Melon is able to get up after a few moments. Tommy Malone counters a charge by Walter Melon. Walter Melon connects with a drop toe hold that sends him flying into the second rope. Walter Melon climbs up holding his throat. Walter Melon staggers and Tommy Malone connects with the Irish Stun gun that puts down Walter Melon. Tommy Malone goes into the cover on Walter Melon. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………2…….KICK OUT by Walter Melon!!]

JR-Almost three by the former World Champion.

King-The Melon Gods must want a more dramatic victory.

[Tommy Malone checks with the ref if that was just a 2, and for some reason Ashley Irvine is now the ref she yells “WATERMELON!!” to Walter Melon. Ashley runs out of the ring, and the ref returns. Tommy Malone waits on the second rope, he jumps off for the liberation driver, but it’s countered by Walter who hits an inverted atomic drop.Walter hooks Tommy Malone, and drops him with the impaler DDT. Walter Melon goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. Walter Melon jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with the fruit smash splash on Tommy Malone. Walter Melon goes itno the cover on Tommy Malone. The ref counts 1…………..2…………..3!!]

JR-Tommy Malone made a mistake, and it cost him.

King-Except he wasn’t going to win because of the Melon Gods.

Kris Gaffney-Right…always with the Melon Gods.

(Walter Melon thanks the Melon Gods as Shockwave goes off the air.)