EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video. Once we go into the dark arena as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage, the lights turn on as the fireworks end. The fans wave their signs, and scream, some of the signs say “I fear the t-shirt toss”, “I paid to see lil’ Sal and Carnage”, and “Jeff Hardy wrote my sign (you can’t read it)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR along side Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-And we have quite a show for you tonight, headlined by John Morrison, the Rock, and Scott Tazte.

Kris Gaffney-Somehow I feel were going to be looking into the future a lot in this episodes *glares at the Jeff Hardy signs*

(“Bad Company” blasts on the PA system as Big Sal walks to the ring with Tony Valentino. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-There is tension in Bad Company.

King-Well…maybe Sal’s just a competitor, nothing wrong with that.

Kris Gaffney-It’s like X-Pac and Road Dogg being a great team wrestlers…nothing wrong with it.

(“Monster” blasts on the PA system as Carnage walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This should be a hell of a match.

King-Plus during the commercial break were going to have the match Carnage and Big Sal really wanted

*We look to the side, and see little Carnage, and little Sal (midgets dressed up like Carnage and Big Sal)*

[Carnage and Big Sal face off in the middle of the ring, Big Sal not being a smaller wrestler paces around Carnage who stands in the middle of the ring, knowing that he can go toe to toe with Carnage when it comes to strength. Big Sal finally attacks, but Carnage goes low, and hits a punch to the gut that doubles over Big Sal. Carnage hits a clubbing blow to the back of Big Sal which takes down Big Sal to the mat, but not for long as he gets up to his feet, and once he does Carnage is waiting for him behind him. He turns around, and Carnage sets up Big Sal for a body slam, but Big Sal is able to hit a few elbows to the side of the head, which makes Carnage finally let go, and stumble backwards, and Carnage is by the ropes, and Big Sal is able to start to mount a offense, and he charges at Carnage, and goes for a big boot, but Carnage ducks it, and Big Sal is now crotched on the top rope in a lot of pain as you can imagine. Carnage hits a few fists to the face as the ref argues with him. He backs off for a second, and then comes back with a running double axe handle that knocks Big Sal down on the apron. Big Sal is stunned enough for Carnage to back off a bit as he seemly has a plan as Big Sal is recovering on the outside of the ring, he gets to his feed, but it’s clear that he’s stunned, and holding on to the top rope, and Carnage charges at the ropes, and sling shots Big Sal over the top rope, and Big Sal crashes on the mat hard. Big Sal gets pulled up by Carnage, and this time Carnage is able to pick up Big Sal, and hits the body slam that he was looking for earlier. Carnage backs up to the ropes, and comes down with a big leg drop across the face of Big Sal. Carnage goes into the cover on Big Sal, the ref counts the 1………….2………………kick out by Big Sal. Carnage looks at the ref, and just grins as seemly he is having fun with this with everything that has gone on in his career lately. Anyways Carnage puts Big Sal into a sitting position, and puts on a nerve hold, Big Sal is in a lot of pain, and the ref is right near Big Sal to make sure that he does not want to give it up. Not that he expects it, but obviously you still need to be there. Big Sal slowly gets up to his feet looking for a way out of the hold, and he is able to hit a few back elbows to the gut of Carnage. Big Sal breaks the hold finally, and knowing that he doesn’t have much time he runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. But Carnage flattens him with a big boot.]

JR-Everytime Big Sal is getting momentum, Carnage snuffs it out.

King-That’s not good.

Kris Gaffney-Well Big Sal is going to have to figure out a way around this if he wants a chance in this match.

[Carnage falls back to the ropes, and he knows that this might be the perfect time to try to end the match. Slowly Big Sal gets up to his feet, and Carnage grabs Big Sal around the neck, and it looks like he’s setting him up for a choke slam, but before he can hit anything. Big Sal throws Carnage’s arm off his neck, and picks up Carnage, and hits a standing front spine buster on Carnage. Big Sal falls backwards, and is able to grab a hold of the ropes to keep himself from falling, Big Sal can’t do anything in response to the moves he hit, he just needs to recover, which in turn is also giving Carnage the time to rest up, and Carnage slowly gets up to his feet, but Big Sal had gotten to his feet too, and hits a running clothesline that knocks down Carnage. Carnage is slow to get up, and Big Sal see’s this, and he runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and hits a running shoulder block that knocks down Carnage once again. Big Sal this time pulls up Carnage, and hits a few fists to the face, Carnage tries to answer back with one of his own, but Big Sal blocks it, and returns it with big head butt. Big Sal takes his time, and tries to whip Carnage off of the ropes. But it’s reversed, and Big Sal bounces off of the ropes, and Carnage lowers his head, and Big Sal counters with a running DDT that plants Carnage down on the mat. Big Sal takes his time to rest up, and goes back into the corner knowing that he still has a long ways to go to get where he wants to be. Carnage is slow to get up to his feet, and Big Sal pulls him the rest of the way, and hits a knee lift on Carnage. This doubles over Carnage. Big Sal picks up Carnage, and somehow is able to get him over his shoulder, backs up, and runs out of the corner, and hits a running power slam out of the corner. Big Sal hooks the leg on Carnage, and makes the cover on Carnage. The ref counts the 1……………..2…………..kick out by Carnage. Big Sal hits a few stomps on the downed Carnage, Carnage gets up to his knee’s, and throws a fist to the gut. Big Sal backs off, and Carnage charges at Big Sal, Big Sal counters with a drop toe hold that sends Carnage into the ropes throat first into the second rope. Carnage holds his throat as Big Sal looks down at Carnage, and plots his next move.]

JR-Big Sal might be getting close to finishing off this match.

King-Big Sal might be wondering if Carnage likes to eat fish.

Kris Gaffney-He’s gonna cook him dinner?

King-Keep telling yourself that…

[Carnage waits as Big Sal gets up to his feet, Carnage grabs Big Sal around the throat, but before he can do anything. Big Sal hits a knee lift to the gut, and Big Sal backs up hurt, and Big Sal and Carnage hit a double big boot on each other. Carnage unluckily hits heads with the ref, so Carnage, Big Sal and the ref are now down. Suddenly Tony Ikeda runs down with a steel chair. He slips inside of the ring, and he yells for Carnage to get up to his feet. Carnage is slow to get to his feet, and Tony Ikeda swings at Carnage, only for Carnage to duck, and once again he hits someone other than Carnage, Big Sal goes down on the mat. Tony Ikeda looks frustrated, and he gets out of the ring knowing that the ref is getting up to his feet, Carnage being dazed, didn’t quite see what, or who he ducked. He just see’s Big Sal down, and he goes into the cover on Big Sal, the ref counts the 1………….2………3!]

JR-Tony Ikeda tried to cost Carnage the match, and it backfired on him…AGAIN!

King-You really got to wonder now if their really accidents now.

Kris Gaffney-indeed…

(“Angel on my Shoulder” blasts on the PA system as Madison Rayne walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Madison has always been in the shadow of Velvet Sky, maybe she can break out.

King-I think she’s more concerned with her prom.

Kris Gaffney-Eddie Guerrero somewhere is approving of this situation.

(“Bodies” blasts on the PA system as Marina walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring, and waits for the bell.)

JR-Marina had a small stumble on her record last week, but you can’t win them all.

King-It’s impossible…trust me I tried…

*King has a flash back to over ten years ago when he wore a custom in the ring in WCW as a wrestler named Goldberg, he wanted to be Kingberg…but they figured that would be too obvious*

Kris Gaffney-When did we go all Family Guy.

Steve Walker-WHEN I TOLD THEM TOO! Now if you excuse me, I’m going to show Jeff Hardy his most devastating move yet…the fake t-shirt toss.

Kris Gaffney-….

[Marina and Madison Rayne pace around the ring, and they lock up, and Madison Rayne hits a knee lift to the gut that doubles over Marina to her knee’s, and Madison Rayne backs up, and hits a running boot to the face that takes down Marina. Marina is in pain, and Madison Rayne hits a few stomps on the downed Marina. Marina gets up to her feet, and Madison Rayne hits a few forearm shots to the face, and tries to whip Marina to the ropes, and Marina is able to reverse the whip, and she bounces off of the ropes. Marina lowers her head, but Madison Rayne is able to grab a hold of Marina’s hair, and throws Marina face first into the mat. Marina is in pain, and she hits a few stomps on the downed Marina, finally the ref makes her back off. Madison does so as Marina gets up in the corner, and Madison Rayne closes the gap, and hits a few stomps into the gut of Marina, and she tries to whip Marina to the opposite corner, and this time is successful in doing so, and Marina crashes into the corner, and stumbles out of the corner. Marina with some strength left throws a fist to the face of Madison Rayne trying to mount some offense, but this is ducked easily, and Marina gets hit with a belly to back suplex that connects with Marina. Marina is down on the mat in pain, and Madison Rayne runs to the ropes, and she leaps in the air, and hits a big splash on Marina. Madison Rayne goes into the cover, on Marina, the ref counts the 1……………2……………..kick out by Marina, Madison Rayne looks angry at the ref as she gets up, and starts to yell with her voice that would make Stephanie McMahon proud. Anyways Madison Rayne starts hitting Marina with a few mounted punches until the ref decides that it’s his turn to yell, and Madison Rayne stops the mounted punches, to back up, only to start to choke Marina.]

JR-Madison Rayne is taking it to Marina.

Kris Gaffney-If Madison Rayne is trying to get rid of uglies…then why is she going for her face.

King-Maybe she’s hoping she can hit her hard enough for her to disappear…I don’t know.

[The ref counts to four, and finally Madison Rayne lets go as she doesn’t want to be DQed, that would not look good for her chances at prom queen. Anyways Madison Rayne pulls up Marina up, but as she is being pulled up, Marina counters with a jaw breaker. Madison Rayne stumbles backwards in pain, and Madison Rayne takes a few moments to rest up, and she charges at Marina who gets up to her feet, and Marina is able to duck a clothesline, and she hits a t-bone suplex that connects on Madison Rayne. Madison Rayne crashes hard on the mat, and slowly she gets up to her feet, and once she does, she is stunned, and Marina thinking quickly hits a kcik to the gut, which doubles over Madison Rayne. Madison Rayne stays where she is, and Marina runs to the ropes behind Madison Rayne, and hit a one handed face crusher on Madison Rayne. Marina takes a few moments to rest up, but doesn’t take too long as she wants to cause more damage on her opponent. She hits a few stomps on the downed Madison Rayne. Madison Rayne is down on the mat, and looks hurt. Marina backs up, and Madison Rayne gets up to her feet, Marina picks up Madison Rayne, and hits a body slam on Madison Rayne, and she backs out in the corner, and she pulls herself up to the second rope, and she measures up, and leaps off of the ropes, and hits a second rope leg drop that connects on Madison Rayne. Marina crawls into the cover on Madison Rayne, and the ref counts the 1……………….2…………….kick out by Madison Rayne. Marina gets up to her feet, and starts to clap getting the crowd involved as she seemly has a plan as she waits for Madison Rayne to get to her feet.]

JR-Madison Rayne is in trouble here.

King-This won’t be good for her prom queen chances.

[Madison Rayne gets up, and Marina hits a drop kick that sends Madison Rayne into the corner in a seated position, and Marina runs up the corner, and goes for the Extreme Seeing stars, but Madison Rayne trips up Marina, and Marina falls off the top rope, Madison Rayne jack knife covers Marina, and as the ref back is turned she puts her feet on the ropes, as the ref counts the 1……………2…………3!]

JR-Madison Rayne cheated!

King-And she’s a heel…you’d expect nothing less.

Kris Gaffney-Ric Flair’s gonna kill you…

(OOC-Will make a rematch of sorts since something go in Marina’s way this week.)

(“Walk” blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Rad Hazard has gone through a lot in his life, and career, and has come out of it with quite a lot of success.

King-Better than a lot of people.

Kris Gaffney-Thank you for not rubbing it in..

(“Monster” blasts on the PA system Abyss does his usual entrance, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Abyss is a man you certainly don’t want to mess with.

King-Guy can go from crazy, to insane in a split second.

[Abyss and Rad Hazard pace around the ring, Rad Hazard charges at Abyss, and Abyss goes for a clothesline, Rad Hazard slides under Abyss, and Abyss turns around, Rad Hazard gets up to his feet, and climbs on Abyss’ back, and tries to put on a sleeper hold, but Abyss is obviously fresh for this as Abyss grabs a hold of Rad Hazard’s legs, and backs up, and smashes Rad Hazard into the corner, and Rad Hazard is in the corner, and Abyss hits a back elbow into the corner, and Rad Hazard is stunned as Abyss continues to attack with a few fists in the corner, and Abyss tries to whip Rad Hazard into the opposite corner, but it’s reversed, and Abyss crashes back first into the corner, Rad Hazard has to shake off the effects of the last moves, and he can’t go at Rad Hazard right away, and he charges at Abyss, and Abyss seeing Rad Hazard coming throws Rad Hazard into the ring post. Rad Hazard is in a lot of pain as he slowly pulls himse out of the corner, and he falls into the mat holding his shoulder. Abyss waits as Rad Hazard stumbles upt o his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, Abyss picks up Rad Hazard, and puts him on his shoulders, and he goes for the shock treatment, but Rad Hazard is able to slide out of the back of Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, but he comes as he comes off of the ropes. Rad Hazard runs into a big boot to the face of Rad Hazard that flattens him on the mat. Abyss looks down at Rad Hazard, and then picks him up, and once again puts him on his shoulders, and hits the shock treatment! Abyss goes into the cover on Rad Hazard, and the ref counts the 1………………2………..kick out by Rad Hazard.]

JR-Abyss really wanted to hit that move, and finally got it.

King-He must really like that move.

Kris Gaffney-I think it’s all to remind Bobby Lashley that it’s his.

*Bobby Lashley has wide eye, I’m pissed look on*

[Rad Hazard is down on the mat, and Abyss picks up Rad Hazard, and hits a body slam on Rad Hazard, and Abyss goes to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and then goes for a big leg drop, but Rad Hazard moves out of the way, and Abyss crashes on the mat, and Abyss is in a sitting position, and Rad Hazard hits a low drop kick that knocks down Abyss. Abyss is down on the mat, and Rad Hazard hits a few stomps on the downed Abyss. Abyss gets up to his knees and hits a few fists from his knee’s, being that Rad Hazard is wore down. He obviously is effected from this move, and he falls to the ropes, and Abyss gets up to his feet, and he angerly charges at Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard counters with a drop toe hold that sends Abyss throat first into the second rope. Abyss bounces up. And Rad Hazard hits a kick to the gut, and hits a DDT that plants Abyss into the mat. Rad Hazard obviously can’t do anything more as he’s been beaten down pretty good, and he uses this time to rest up. Once both get up to their feet, Rad Hazard takes down Abyss with a double leg take down, and sets him up, and hits a catapault that sends Abyss stumbling, and hitting his head on the top turnbuckle, he stumbling backwards, and hits a reverse neck breaker. Rad Hazard climbs up to the apron, and he goes up to the top rope. He waits on the top rope, and Abyss gets up to his feet, and once he turns around. Rad Hazard leaps off of the top rope, and hits a cross body block, and holds Abyss down for a 1…………2……….kick out by Abyss!]

JR-Abyss is on the ropes.

King-Both of these guys are veterans, they are taking advantage of every mistake.

Kris Gaffney-Guess we will be here forever if that’s the case.

[Rad Hazard shakes his head, and he gets up to his feet, and he backs up to the corner, and waits as Abyss gets up to his feet. Abyss charges at Rad Hazard, and Rad Hazard counters with a boot to the face, and Abyss stumbles backwards, and bend down as he holds his face. Rad Hazard seeing a chance for a cover, flips over Abyss, and goes for the sun set pin, and Abyss is stumbling backwards, Rad Hazard uses his power to try to get him over, but Abyss is able to grab Rad’s leg, and drop down for a pin cover as Rad Hazard struggles, and gets out, but not before the 1………….2………..3 is registered!]

JR-Rad’s mistake cost him there.

(“If You Smell…” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The Rock last week shifted into another gear.

King-Slightly insane, but can you blame him?

Kris Gaffney-Guess not.

(“Ain’t No Make Believe” blasts on the PA system as John Morrison walks out to the stag,e and he walks to the ring.)

JR-You got to wonder what Morrison is thinking right now, after all, Morrison tried to impress Heyman with his appearance a couple of months ago.

King-Wonder if thinks in slow-mo too.

Kris Gaffney-Huh….I wonder.

(“Death of Me” blasts on the PA system as Scott Tazte walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Tazte has been giving a lot of props for being very brave, and backing it up.

King-Well…in this situation he can now try to gain something, rather than possibly lose most everything.

Kris Gaffney-Which is always better…god knows I wouldn’t want to be in that situation.

[The Rock and Tazte stares down at each other, and then suddenly the Rock ducks a clothesline by John Morrison. John Morrison continues to the other side of the ring, and he comes off of the ropes, and John Morrison goes for a leg scissors hurricanarana, but the Rock throws him off, as he is landing on his feet, the Rock spits on his fist, and hits a fist that knocks John Morrison backwards, and he comes off of the ropes, and the Rock hits a running forearm to John Morrison that knocks him down on the mat. Slowly he gets up to his feet, and once he John Morrison gets whipped to the ropes, and Scott Tazte is waiting on the other side, and Scott Tazte hits a back body drop that sends John Morrison flying over the top rope, and crashing on the mat. With that the Rock and Scott Tazte stare down each other in the middle of the ring, and they both start to throw fists to the face, and Scott Tazte blocks one, and Scott Tazte his knee lift to the gut of the Rock, and The Rock is stunned, and Scott Tazte whips the Rock off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. The Rock bounces off of the ropes, and Scott Tazte lowers his head, and goes for a back body drop, but the Rock grabs Scott Tazte by the hair, and drives Scott Tazte face first into the mat. The Rock stumbles to the ropes, and turns around as Scott Tazte turns around, and the Rock hits a fists to the face of Scott Tazte, and Scott Tazte stumbles backwards, and the Rock tries to whip Scott Tazte off of the ropes, but it’s reversed, Scott Tazte goes for a clothesline, but the Rock takes Scott Tazte for a double leg take down, and the Rock tries to go for the Rockshooter, but Scott Tazte kicks him off. The Rock stumbles to the ropes, where John Morrison has gotten up to the ropes, he goes for a list it’s blocked by the Rock and hit with a fist, The Rock turns around, right into a t-bone suplex by Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte since he hasn’t been beaten down too much he doesn’t have to rest too much, he just shakes off the moves that he had been hit with, the Rock had stumbled into the corner, and Scott Tazte hits a few knife edge chops to the chest. And Scott Tazte tries to whip the Rock to the opposite corner, but it’s reversed, and Scott Tazte crashes in the corner, the Rock charges at the corner, but Scott Tazte counters with a back elbow that stuns the Rock, and Scott Tazte pulls himself up to the second rope, and waits for the Rock to get up to turn around, and once he does Scott Tazte leaps off of the second turnbuckle, and hits a flying back elbow off of the second rope. The Rock goes down, and Scott Tazte decides this is the perfect moment to go for his most devastating……………….pose as Scott Tazte does the pose before the kountdown.]

JR-BAH GAWD STOP THE DAMN MATCH!

King-I think JR’s broken.

Kris Gaffney- The pose will do that to you.

[Scott Tazte waits as the Rock stumbles up to his feet, and Scott Tazte kicks him in the gut, and hits the Kountdown, Scott Tazte goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………..2…………….John Morrison comes into the ring with a chair and smashes Scott Tazte with the chair on the back. This breaks up the cover and Scott Tazte rolls off, and Scott Tazte John Morrison picks up Scott Tazte and throws him into the ring post. Scott Tazte falls out of the ring with that, John Morrison turns around, grabs the chair once again, waits as the Rock is slow to get up to his feet, and once he does. John Morrison hits a chair shot to the head of the Rock. The Rock is down on the mat, and seeing this chance to possibly win the match, he goes into the cover on the Rock, and he gets the 1…………….2……………..kick out by the Rock, and John Morrison gets up to his feet, and questions the count, but clearly the ref is not changing his original call, he turns around, and The Rock is surprisely up, and The Rock hits a few fists to the face, and The Rock whips John Morrison off of the ropes, and John Morrison comes off of the ropes, and this time JOhN Morrison is able to counter with a head scissors hurricanarana DDT that plants the Rock. John Morrison hits a few stomps on the downed Rock, and then he looks over into the corner, and seemly he knows what he wants to do next. But first Scott Tazte is getting up to the apron, so he hits a fist to knock him off, and John Morrison picks up the Rock, and hits a falling slam into perfect position for star ship pain.]

JR-John Morrison has come out of no where to possibly win this match.

King-Well..not exactly no where.

Kris Gaffney-He was bidding his time…

[John Morrison goes for the Starship pain, but the Rock moves out of the way, and Morrison crashes, and burns, it stumbles up to his feet, and the Rock waits as Morrison gets up to his feet, and the Rock hits the Rock Bottom, and he goes into the cover on Morrison, and gets the 1…………2………..suddenly the Rock gets pulled out of the ring by Tommy Dreamer! Dreamer and Raven the two ECW Originals not involved last week, start to brawl with the Rock, all the way to the back. While in the ring John Morrison is trying to pull himself up, he turns around, Scott Tazte slides in, and hits a kick to the gut, and hits a DDT on John Morrison. He goes into the cover on Morrison, the ref counts the 1…………….2…………..3!]

JR-Scott Tazte won this match, but it’s clear that the war between the Rock and ECW Originals are not over.

King-It could be worse…it could be the Adamle Originals…

(Shockwave goes off the air with two shots of Tazte celebrating his win, and the Rock still battling with the ECW Originals around the arena as we fade to black.)